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Guys We F****d

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinsonluminarypodcasts.com
Hailed as changing the way society thinks about female sexuality, Guys We Fucked continues to pave the way toward a healthier outlook on sex. Hosted by stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this critically acclaimed podcast will be your new best friend. Tune in every Friday to hear discussions on the most taboo kinks, interviews with revolutionaries in sexual health, cultural icons, and, occasionally, guys they’ve fucked. Learn more at https://luminary.link/gwf

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Episodes

IS THE GYNECOLOGIST SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? ft. Rachel Feinstein and Annie Lederman

On this week's episode of Guys We Fcked, C and K read an email from a listener who doesn’t like her male co-worker's girlfriend (bc she wants to fck him), then they give a play-by-play of their sexy time at the AVN Awards (first major nomination, baybeeeee!!!!). Later, it's an episode live from Skankfest Las Vegas where an audience member calls his ex with an epic apology, and Krystyna shares where to get DMT. This week's guests are comedians Rachel Feinstein and Annie Lederman. The four ladies ...

Jan 20, 20232 hr 9 minEp. 513

IS HEARTBREAK THE SAME EVERY TIME? w/ Kaneez Surka

On this week's episode, Corinne and Krystyna read an email from a listener whose boyfriend’s rude older brother keeps making passes. They then discuss the origin of p*ssy, Corinne dishes on her New Year's Eve, and Krystyna asks listeners to send in their best sex songs for a mega playlist. Today's Guys We Fcked guest is comedian KANEEZ SURKA. The trio discusses being part of the early days of stand-up in India, trying to keep your heart open after a breakup, finding compassion for your mother, d...

Jan 13, 20231 hr 55 minEp. 511

YOUR EX FCKED YOUR BEST FRIEND? ft. Maren Altman

2022 is finally over, fckers! To wrap up the year, C and K give advice to a listener, who clearly hasn’t been paying attention to the show for the last decade, wondering if her 40-year-old male friend is trying to sleep with her. Later, they’re joined by astrologer and vlogger MAREN ALTMAN. The trio discuss Maren’s experience building a successful business in the public space while in her early 20s, finding out her boyfriend cheated on her while vlogging, and the surprising path that lead her to...

Jan 06, 20231 hr 11 minEp. 510

DOES CHER MAKE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS?

Happy New Year, Fckers! As the year winds down, C and K discuss Corinne’s existential dread, wonder about how content people really are with their lives, and discuss the perks of reinventing yourself. Later, they answer emails from listeners including a tale about a man who failed to mention he was on trial, and stories of dating a religious guy who turned into a cheater, having dreams about your ex, and wondering if he’s cheating or just ate fish for dinner. Commentary from Auld WANG Syne, Mike...

Dec 30, 20222 hrEp. 509

BUTT DOCTORS HAVE TO BE INFLUENCERS TOO? w/ Tom Delgado

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna hear from a listener who is getting the ick from her boyfriend's kink. They talk about being a woman in the public eye, debate the institution of marriage, and wonder about medication in the modern age. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and New York City tour guide TOM DELGADO. The group discusses being friends with AOC, doing work on yourself while balancing a relationship, and being single for ten years. WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SP...

Dec 23, 20221 hr 33 minEp. 508

ARE WE HOT ENOUGH TO GET INTO THE PLAYBOY MANSION? ft. Pauly Shore

On this week's episode, Corinne and Krystyna are live from the New York Comedy Festival helping out a listener whose British actor boyfriend called it off ten days before the wedding (and it might have involved smoochin' with a nineteen-year-old). They also critique Mike’s outfit, recount the time Krystyna peed in a litter box, and get into some feet talk. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedy icon and actor Pauly Shore. The group discusses putting your career first, the grief of losing your par...

Dec 16, 20221 hr 52 minEp. 507

WHAT SURPRISED YOU ABOUT YOUR CUM? ft. Wilfred Padua

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who had a woo-woo dream about her ex and now needs to find him. Mike talks about emailing Randy Newman while feeling especially emotional, Lewis Capaldi’s new song doesn’t pass the Corinne Test™, body positivity is kind of bullshit, but Krystyna-approved self-help author Michael Singer is not. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian WILFRED PADUA. The group discusses finally being open to serious romantic relationships, never ...

Dec 09, 20221 hr 43 minEp. 506

WHY DID YOU MAKE A FILM ABOUT INCEST WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND? ft. Erica Rhodes

Happy Thanksgiving, Fckers! This year, Corinne and Krystyna give thanks for your emails and offer some advice to a listener who wonders if she made the right decision leaving her engineering job after being patronized by an older male co-worker. Later, Corinne can’t help but wonder if women’s minor roles in men’s lives have been being highlighted in popular songs (see: LIL DICKY) this whole damn time?! This week’s guest is comedian and actor ERICA RHODES. The trio discuss how the entertainment i...

Dec 02, 20221 hr 47 minEp. 504

DO YOU LIKE HATE-FCKING? ft. Kerryn Feehan and Chloe La Branche

This week's episode was recorded live at Skankfest in Las Vegas, Nevada! First, Corinne and Krystyna read an email in-studio from a frustrated new mother whose husband is inconsiderately horny for her body. We then move to the live show featuring comedians Kerryn Feehan and Chloe La Branche. You'll enjoy male emotional intelligence training exercises like "How to Not Rape" and "Men Have Feelings Too, But What Are They?" and conversations about the number of guys at the festival they've fcked, ch...

Nov 25, 20221 hr 45 minEp. 503

YOUR MOM MADE YOU TERRIFIED OF YOUR DICK? ft. Anthony Devito

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener dealing with an ex who’s upset she couldn’t meet his deceased mom before she passed (six months before they started dating), and Krystyna is empowered by the New York Marathon without even running it. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian, ANTHONY DEVITO. The group discusses dating younger women without being manipulative, families that are run like corrupt governments, and entering a relationship so that you can be the abso...

Nov 18, 20221 hr 40 minEp. 502

THE 500th Episode, ft. Alissa Bennett

WELCOME TO THE 500TH EPISODE OF GUYS WE FCKED!!!! Join Corinne and Krystyna as they help a listener who’s realized that her new boyfriend is dangerously depressed, and as they congratulate Gisele Bündchen on leaving her husband to live her own dreams. Also, as they share some feasible career options for women hoping to marry a successful man. In honor of 500 episodes, the gang also runs through the sexual highlights of their lives so far. Today’s guest is co-host of Luminary Original podcast The...

Nov 11, 20221 hr 48 minEp. 500

THE D!CK WAS SO GOOD YOU SAW A PSYCHIC? ft. Kim Congdon and Sarah Weinshenk

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a college student struggling to make friends after leaving a cult. They also share some highlights from Skankfest, including advice for women who wanna crowd surf, and anyone trying to have a good time on acid. Plus, Krystyna realizes just how gosh darn great it is to date someone with a positive attitude. Today’s Guys We Fcked guests are stand-up comedians and podcasters, KIM CONGDON and SARAH WEINSHENK. The ladies discuss getting sapphic after ...

Nov 04, 20221 hr 37 minEp. 499

HOW DO YOU CREATE A CAREER FROM MASSAGING NUDE WOMEN? ft. Emmanuel Lustin

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who initiates plenty of romantic relationships just to end up with plenty of new friends. Corinne also reflects on hanging out with an ex for the first time in seven years… at the Renaissance Faire. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is professional sensual masseur, EMMANUEL LUSTIN. The group chats about the right ways to touch a woman (hint: it’s almost never what the guy wants), dealing with “blue pussy,” and creating a career from massagin...

Oct 28, 20221 hr 25 minEp. 497

CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP MASTURBATING IN MCDONALD’S? ft. Paul Virzi

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna discuss the importance of unpacking intrusive thoughts and admit that they like the taste of their own vaginas, which, for the record, was not an intrusive thought. They also recap their spooky and slutty time at Salem’s Haunted Happenings Grand Parade and revel in Krystyna’s nephew’s very valid obsession with… deez nuts. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian PAUL VIRZI. The trio explores parenting in a fcked up contemporary social climate,...

Oct 21, 20221 hr 35 minEp. 496

HOW QUICK IS TOO QUICK FOR A DICK TO GET HARD? ft. Daphnique Springs

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who’s been in an incredible relationship for the past two years, but can’t stop thinking about his ex-wife. And someone attempts to answer Corinne’s call for a man who values women as actual people instead of emotional-support humans. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and actor DAPHNIQUE SPRINGS. The group discusses the perks of having ho friends, sexting using pictures from Google Images, and the struggles of successful women da...

Oct 14, 20221 hr 27 minEp. 494

HE WENT FROM YOUR MOUTH TO YOUR NIPPLE? ft. Vanessa Bennett and John Kim

Happy Friday, Fuckers! On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener whose husband has been privately messaging a woman on OnlyFans, and Corinne gives us an update on her path to enlightenment (It turns out that achieving peak awareness kind of sucks). This week’s Guys We Fcked guests are relationship experts, authors, and real-life couple, VANESSA BENNETT and JOHN KIM. The group discusses misconceptions about “the one,” the difference between New York and LA therapists, and what’...

Oct 07, 20221 hr 52 minEp. 493

A FAKE BURP MADE YOUR CLIENT CUM? ft. Mariah Morvant

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who needs a bit of a wake-up call about her––to put it simply––bat sh*t crazy relationship and discuss how women are unfairly forced to take care of their boyfriends. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is cam girl and former phone sex operator, MARIAH MORVANT. The group explores the good and bad of phone sex, warning signs for a skeezy photographer, and the most wild kinks out there, including farting, burping, and dog poo sandwiches. Comment...

Sep 30, 20222 hr 1 minEp. 491

WHY ARE YOUR ORGANS FALLING INTO YOUR BALLSACK? w/ Ryan Long

This week, Corinne and Krystyna help out a listener who can’t stop attracting troubled men, share some ways to stop your date from trauma dumping, and answer the age-old question: Would you be mad if your boyfriend came on a stripper’s tits? Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and host of “The Boyscast,” RYAN LONG. The group discusses the different attitudes towards male and female success, emotional stoicism amidst all of this sociopolitical chaos, and––of course––Ryan’s long balls! Comment...

Sep 23, 20221 hr 47 minEp. 490

HOW PAINFUL IS A SCORPION STING TO THE LIP? ft. Rachel Wolfson

Corinne and Krystyna finally hear a good––or at least neutral––story from a listener, and they dive into the past to figure out why they choose the men they choose. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian RACHEL WOLFSON. The group discusses being the first female member of Johnny Knoxville’s Jackass crew, living with mental illness since childhood, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend, and more importantly, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend's mom. Big [family] member energy from ...

Sep 16, 20221 hr 26 minEp. 488

CAN YOU CONFIRM MY BANG SESH WITH MIKE?: A Very Coscarelli Birthday

On this week’s very special, very sexy Guys We Fcked, Corinne and Krystyna celebrate the 33RD BIRTHDAY (AKA his Jesus year) OF MIKE COSCARELLI by answering some burning questions from listeners, and some questions pulled from the Bucket of Love. The trio discuss the best ways to help a friend through a toxic relationship, the most bizarre times they’ve become uncontrollably horny, the not-so-glamorous realities of pursuing career passions, and male flirting “tactics.” It’s a very meaty episode. ...

Sep 09, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 487

DO PEOPLE TIP PROFESSIONAL CUDDLERS? ft. Michelle Renee and Brian Gibney

On this week’s episode, hosts Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who’s put in an awkward position after confronting her friend’s partner about his infidelity, and Corinne shares a Dylan update. Today’s Guys We Fcked guests are surrogate partners and intimacy coaches, MICHELLE RENEE and BRIAN GIBNEY. The group discusses the definition of sexual intimacy and integrity, how one can go about hiring a professional cuddler (yes, they exist!!), managing a very busy polyamorous lifestyle, and what exa...

Sep 02, 20222 hr 18 minEp. 485

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SAD WITH A HARD-ON? ft. Dan Perlman

This week, Corinne and Krystyna hear from a listener who’s struggling to feel sexy enough for sex,; they also have a convo about the weird, wild world of psychic mediums. This week’s GWF guest is comedian and co-creator/co-star of Showtime’s "Flatbush Misdemeanors," DAN PERLMAN. The group discusses managing mental health in a relationship, adjusting to a lifetime on antidepressants, recognizing times to cry instead of just crying, and the NY suicide hotline limiting your crisis-induced call to t...

Aug 26, 20221 hr 58 minEp. 484

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO FINALLY HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN? ft. Carmen Lagala

Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who ended up in her ex’s apartment only to find out that another woman and her handcuffs had moved in. They also debate the point of being ethical when everyone who isn't seems to be getting much further ahead (and having fun doing it). Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian CARMEN LAGALA. The trio breaks down seriously dating a girl after only seriously dating guys, the mechanics of getting eaten out, navigating pansexuality, and trying to hook up ...

Aug 19, 20221 hr 40 minEp. 482

WHY DO MEN WANT TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON SO BADLY? ft. Diego Lopez

Corinne and Krystyna hear a hand-job success story, and discuss masculinity so powerful that women would drop to their knees. They also get into the importance of spreading information about monkeypox; plus, they analyze the most recent turn in the Depp v. Heard trial. (Spoiler: Corinne was right.) Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and MMA instructor, Diego Lopez. The group talks about combating toxic masculinity with cage fighting, the best ways to slide into a stranger’s DMs, and why men...

Aug 12, 20221 hr 52 minEp. 481

HOW DID YOUR GRANDMA ENCOURAGE YOU TO FCK? ft. Sheba Mason and her Mom, Ginger

This week, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who is struggling through a sex drought, investigate nutritional diets, and wonder why women keep fcking up their own ascendance by supporting men instead of each other. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and daughter of comedy legend Jackie Mason, SHEBA MASON, and her mom, GINGER. The group discusses having a famous, but absent father, dating in the 70s/80s, and black magic. Fully equipped commentary by Mike Coscarelli. SEE CORINNE & KRYS...

Aug 05, 20221 hr 45 minEp. 479

WHAT HAPPENED TO HAND JOBS? ft. Jordan Rock

Corinne and Krystyna help a listener stop beating herself up about a misstep she made with a grown man who she thought was her friend. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian and actor, JORDAN ROCK. The group discusses the inner workings of a hoe phase, losing your virginity as a ninth grader, and why there just aren’t enough hand jobs these days. ROCK hard (see what we did there?) commentary from Mike Coscarelli. Tickets for C and K at the Center Stage Theatre (in Atlanta, on September...

Jul 29, 20221 hr 32 minEp. 478

YOU DID PORN WITH A TORN A**HOLE? ft. Carter Cruise

This week, hosts Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who thinks she might be a btch for not posting pictures of her boyfriend on Instagram and learn some shocking statistics about non-consensual pelvic exams. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is DJ and retired porn star, CARTER CRUISE. The women discuss the liberating nature of starring in porn, ways to tell your family that you’re entering the adult entertainment industry, harmful misconceptions developed within and beyond the porn community, and ho...

Jul 22, 20221 hr 30 minEp. 476

WHY ARE YOU SO ON EDGE? ft. Eric Neumann

Corinne and Krystyna ponder how men and women view age differences while dating and help console a listener who broke up with her BF over his dog. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian, ERIC NEUMANN. The group discusses getting caught sexting with someone else while you’re in a relationship, how to get over people pleasing tendencies, and being hit on by Madison Beer (and blowing it). Sext Positive commentary from Mike Coscarelli. Tickets for C and K at the Center Stage Theatre (Atlan...

Jul 15, 20221 hr 45 minEp. 475

WHAT EXACTLY ARE MEN SUPPOSED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW? ft. Michael Kosta

On this week’s episode, hosts Corinne and Krystyna grapple with the reversal of Roe v. Wade and help a listener who just can’t stay away from some toxic p*ssy. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian and The Daily Show correspondent, MICHAEL KOSTA. The group discusses what exactly men should be doing right now in terms of reproductive rights activism, the keys to a successful marriage, and why isolation (especially in the Arctic) is so terrible. Pro-choice-choice-dick commentary from Mi...

Jul 08, 20221 hr 44 minEp. 473

YOU FELT ROMANTIC CHEMISTRY FOR THE FIRST TIME AT 40? ft. Onika McLean

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna examine the ups and downs of grief and help a listener whose boyfriend moved across the country to be with her… and then totally ignored her. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian ONIKA MCLEAN. The trio discusses the aftermath of being raised by teen parents, tumultuous self-improvement journeys, the parts of religion that are BS, and getting lapped by a 103-year-old woman at the pool. 103-inch (give or take) commentary from Mike Coscarelli. Pre-Sal...

Jul 01, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 472
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