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Guys We F****d

Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinsonluminarypodcasts.com
Hailed as changing the way society thinks about female sexuality, Guys We Fucked continues to pave the way toward a healthier outlook on sex. Hosted by stand-up comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson, this critically acclaimed podcast will be your new best friend. Tune in every Friday to hear discussions on the most taboo kinks, interviews with revolutionaries in sexual health, cultural icons, and, occasionally, guys they’ve fucked. Learn more at https://luminary.link/gwf

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Episodes

CAN I SMOKE BLUNTS WITH MY PUSSY? w/CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD

After Corinne recounts her first Valentine's Day with boyfriend, James, she and Krystyna sit down with radio/TV personality and author CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD. Char Char tells the gals about how he wooed his wife, how he plans on raising his two young daughters, dick envy, Black privilege, necessary cheating, and strippers smoking blunts with their pussies. Plus, a fun rape role-playing scenario -- you know, for the kids. PRETTY PLZ VOTE 4 US 4 A SHORTY AWARD: http://shortyawards.com/9th/sryaboutlas...

Feb 17, 20171 hr 38 min

WHAT CAN WHITE WOMEN BE DOING BETTER?

Corinne & Krystyna are back from London and boy did they have a delightful time! Join the gals as they swoop back into American culture with this week's guest -- writer, pop culture commentator, and co-host of The Read podcast, CRISSLE! After bonding with Krystyna over Beyoncé, Crissle talks learning Sex Ed from a Christian pamphlet, dating in Oklahoma, how it was to go from fucking vaginas to fucking penises, the logic behind being a cold-hearted bitch, white feminism, and how white women c...

Feb 10, 20171 hr 36 min

DO YOU REQUIRE A TENDER LOVER?

On this week's episode of GWF, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, writer, and Blacktress NAOMI EKPERIGIN to talk about a romantic life sans swiping, a want to feel dainty, how she met her Jew Boo, and that time she moved to Australia to be revered as a queen, NBD. PLUS: HOW TO GET BIRTH CONTROL STUFF IN TRUMP'S BAD-FOR-YOUR-PUSSY AMERICA! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET NAOMI EKPERIGIN: twitter.com/Blacktres...

Feb 03, 20171 hr 12 min

HOW CAN YOU STILL LOVE ME?

On a very special episode of GWF, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with KRYSTYNA'S MOM! Mrs. Hutchinson guides us through a vocal memoir that is part comedy, part drama, and all genuine with the heart and wisdom only a mother can have. We know her story will move you, her openness about depression may help you, and her laundry list of ailments will make you go, "Wow, I didn't even know you could have all those things at once!" Enjoy Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihe...

Jan 27, 20171 hr 39 min

WHO HASN'T SEEN "THE NOTEBOOK"?

Yeah, ok America, today is not gonna be the best day, but thank god it's also #GuysWeFucked day! On today's ep, co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedy personality/podcaster/DJ/@notes2myselfie creator JILLY HENDRIX to chat about her first time (the lawn), sluts v. prudes, being a female DJ, living a more Jewish life, The Notebook, body image, models, and havin' big 'ole boobies! PLUS: ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK BUT WORSE AND IN REAL LIFE NOT ON NETFLIX. Want more episod...

Jan 20, 20171 hr 42 min

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WANT THIS?

After Corinne describes a visit from a ghost of dating past, the girls sit down with 68-year-old author, performer, advocate, and gender outlaw KATE BORNSTEIN to talk about what it was like to get gender confirmation surgery in the 80s, how you turn a penis into a vagina, sex for a trans person, advice for young people going through similar struggles, 101 alternatives to suicide, and a whole bunch of other stuff just for the fun of it. Really, anything that's not mean. PLUS: Orange Is The New Bl...

Jan 13, 20172 hr 4 min

IF YOU CRIED, THEY WON?

HAPPY NEW YEAR, #FUCKERS! Krystyna found some zen, Corinne found a sport she's actually good at, and, if you're a female comedian, you'll find out open mics feature a lot of men making rape jokes. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedian/producer/writer CALISE HAWKINS sits down with the gals of Sorry About Last Night to overshare -- her specialty! From her days as a Pound Puppy toting bully's dream to her transformation into an attractive mom ready to learn from millennials and forget her e...

Jan 06, 20171 hr 52 min

YOU GHOSTED YOUR HUSBAND?

A serious plea from Krystyna. A letter from a woman who would've been a house slave. This episode is a funny sandwich on some heavy bread. Today, Corinne & Krystyna welcome comedian and podcaster, MARA MAREK. Mara's probably done a lot more than you. She's probably been married more than you, she's probably been divorced more than you, she's probably done more drugs than you, drank more alcohol than you, and also had a lot more fun than you. Oh, btw, we also talk about that time she was forc...

Dec 30, 20161 hr 40 min

DO PEOPLE ASK IF YOU'RE CONFUSED?

You're either a woman or a man, right? Well, no. On this week's episode, Corinne & Krystyna finally sit down and talk with a person who identifies as non-binary. Their name is SAM ESCOBAR, they're a Senior Editor at Bustle, and they're pretty fucking cool. From the pronouns to the Internet comments to the dating to the fact that non-binary is NOT trans, the three sluts cover it all. Yes, non-binary folks can be sluts, too (some even have it tattooed to their body). PLUS: NO MATTER YOUR RELAT...

Dec 23, 20161 hr 44 min

MIKE PT 2: SOCIETY IS FUCKED & THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T DATE CORINNE? (3 Years of GWF)

THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. Who the fuck could have predicted this fucking shit? THANK YOU! On today's super special anniversary episode of #GuysWeFucked, Krystyna is bringing sexy back (byebyebye, birth control & very sorry for those two Justin Timberlake references right in a row) and Corinne is physically allergic to intimacy! AND THEN, we bring back one of the show's most popular guests of all-time, MIKE BROWN, to fill us in on the end of the saga that is his relationship with ex-bae, Corinne...

Dec 09, 20162 hr 3 min

WHAT'S THE STATE OF YOUR DICK? w/RICH VOS

Have you ever gotten high before taking an airplane? Nah, we mean like reeeeeeally, really high. Like the kind of high where the stewardess has to say something. Krystyna did that. And today, she tells the tale. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview comedian RICH VOS about his old dick (it still works, you animals), the best room in which to fuck one's wife, cum that drips instead of squirts, and raising daughters. Obviously. Logical progression of a highbrow ...

Dec 02, 20161 hr 44 min

WHO'S THE FREAKIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN HERE? Live from Chicago

Drunk in a hotel room in Cleveland, Ohio, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna bring you the most magical ad-reads of all-time (like, seriously, they should win some sort of award) followed by a balls-to-the-wall live episode of #GUYSWEFUCKED where the guest is...#fuckers just like you! Hang tight as C&K bring to the stage listeners to talk about their hesitance to do anal, awful sexting (YO YO MARIO!!), and why jaws and dicks sometimes don't get along. This was one of the most fun episodes to re...

Nov 25, 20161 hr 56 min

ANYBODY NEED A PAD?

Today's guest, fierce-as-fuck feminist comedian MOLLY AUSTIN, teaches co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson that Atlanta International Airport is the largest sex trafficking hub in the USA, explains how being on bedrest forces you to face yourself in a way you probably haven't before, why there are better things to be than pretty, why D.A.R.E. worked her last nerve, and explains how she accidentally blew meth that ONE time. PLUS: Thoughts on thoughts on Hillary Clinton. SAY THANK YOU...

Nov 18, 20161 hr 34 min

YOUR MOM GOT INVITED TO YOUR SQUIRTING WORKSHOP? Live at Caroline's on Broadway

Today's episode is brought to you by BADGERFACE BEAUTY SUPPLY (a #fucker-run company)! Use code GUYS10 to get 10% your order of $25 or more today - https://www.badgerfacebeautysupply.com Hillary Clinton isn't our president-elect. We did a podcast live. This guy told us how we could all squirt -N- shit. He was right. WHAT IS LIFE? SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 SAMANTHA BEE'S HILLARY CLINTON P...

Nov 11, 20161 hr 56 min

HOW WOULD YOU WEAR BRAKES OFF A PUSSY? w/ROMANY MALCO

You're cheating on your boyfriend with a married man. The guy you used to date raped you in an ambulance and then was sent to console a rape victim. You know, you had a bad day. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with actor ROMANY MALCO, son of a West Indian man with some unique advice about how to treat a pussy. The three fans of sex get into a fascinating conversation about the kinds of citizens Americans are trained to be, how we dehumanize one another th...

Nov 04, 20161 hr 37 min

YOU FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL BEING HUNTED?

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna learn from their guest -- lawyer and domestic abuse survivor, ASHLEY -- that sometimes you don't choose your career, your career chooses you. Ashley's story is so thrilling and hard to believe that it feels like a movie -- the only trouble is she actually had to live through these events. Denial, restraining orders, strangling, screaming, rape, roofies...Halloween won't seem scary at all when once you hear what Ashley has s...

Oct 28, 20162 hr 7 min

YOU GOT CHEATED ON BY A GUY IN JAIL? Live from Hell Yes Fest w/CARLY AQUILINO

PHILLY AREA HILLARY-LOVING #FUCKERS!! If you wanna help out fellow #fucker SHONA KARP in supporting Hillary Clinton, sign up to volunteer via this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtmP9AitflD5Npd1rWPq-4MEf1VaOp_Jwi4W5NM_-So/viewform?edit_requested=true Corinne doesn’t like to 69. Krystyna doesn't like to 69. Why do both of their boyfriends like to 69? On this week’s episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls are coming to you from New Orleans with MTV Girl Code’s CARLY AQUILINO to chat about gett...

Oct 21, 20161 hr 46 min

ARE PEOPLE IN ISIS HAVING SEX?

James may be voting for Trump, but this week he did the nicest thing any boyfriend has ever done for Corinne, meanwhile Krystyna and Stephen took a sex class because, hey, you can never know too much. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with ex Islam extremist, MUBIN SHAIKH, to talk about sexuality in the Quran, multiple wives, Osama Bin Laden, life in Syria, suicide bombing for the promise of 72 virgins, hanging out with terrorists, raping your own people, an...

Oct 14, 20161 hr 52 min

YOU'D RATHER HAVE NO ERECTION THAN A NEVER-ENDING ERECTION?

This week's guest has been very open about his depression, but less open about his past as the playboy of comedy -- don't worry, we get him to talk alllllll about that! On today's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with one of NYC's favorite comedians -- CHRIS GETHARD -- to talk about coming to terms with the fact that a fan might kill him, having a crush for 10 years, doing copious amounts of drugs, and what inspired him to first eat ass. PLUS: Why you shouldn't make you...

Oct 07, 20161 hr 40 min

HAVE YOU EVER SHIT YOURSELF? W/ DANA GOULD (LIVE FROM #JFL42)

This week on #GuysWeFucked, Corinne and Krystyna are coming to you from the Royal Theater in Toronto! Recorded in front of a live audience at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, this episode features comedian DANA GOULD who talks divorce, daughters, hair down there, sex dungeons, and getting crabs before he even got laid. PLUS: Advice for a transvestite, a husband whose pregnant wife isn't DTF, and this chick who hooked up with a murderer for a year. And, yes, we talk about the debates. Because...

Sep 30, 20161 hr 56 min

THEY PUT IN YOUR BOOBIES THROUGH YOUR BELLY BUTTON?

On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked we're talking all about PLASTIC SURGERY! So many people have very passionate opinions about aesthetic enhancement, but what do they actually know about it? Corinne & Krystyna sit down with two fellow female comics -- SYDNEE WASHINGTON & MADISON MALLOY -- who have breast implants to get the truth about plastic surgery from the first doctor's visit to the emotional changes associated with physically altering your appearance to the reaction from frie...

Sep 23, 20161 hr 41 min

WHAT DO YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A DILATED ASSHOLE?

OH MY FUCKING FUCK IT'S #GUYSWEFUCKED DAY!! Start twisting your nips and feel that tingle down under because we are about to give you three great pieces of news!! You'll have to listen to find out what those are, but you should listen anyway because you'll learn imp. stuff like why it's ok to "just" want to be a housewife and how to handle inappropriate texts from a prospective employer. On this week's episode, co-hosts CORINNE FISHER & KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON sit down with comedian/ultimate Ukr...

Sep 16, 20161 hr 46 min

WHICH SUPERHEROES DID YOU JERK IT TO?

HEEEEEY! Welcome to another episode of #GuysWeFucked! On this week's edition, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and Inside Amy Schumer writer MIKE LAWRENCE to talk about dating someone for a ruhl long time without fucking them, jerking off to Marvel characters, how to eat someone out through her jeans, getting the fuck out of Florida, proposing in front of the fam, buying tampons for your wife, and CrazyBlindDate.com (it's a thing). PLUS: Is reaching out to your ex ...

Sep 09, 20161 hr 32 min

GAY PANEL PT 4: HOW DO WE KNOW IF THE TEST IS POSITIVE?

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna host a podcast fave - THE GAY PANEL - featuring MIKE FROGGATT and JIM KU, two friends and members of The Flying Goats, a biking team that raises money every year for the Housing Works Braking AIDS ride. The foursome talks about Playboy's lack of cock, masturbation, telling your mom you're gay when you're hungover, having a partner who is HIV positive, condoms, precautions, butt-hole tears, and special bike seats for your balls. Oh, ...

Sep 02, 20161 hr 33 min

ARE WE MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? w/MIKE BIRBIGLIA

REST IN PEACE, HANDE KADER Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 20161 hr 57 min

THE PAIN IS THEIR ORGASM?

OHHHHHHHHH HIIIIIII Well, it's been another joyous week being a woman and Corinne & Krystyna cannot wait to celebrate with some fun #fucker E-mails about eating men's asses (literally) and having condomless sex forced upon you by your Airbnb host (AKA rape). On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Caribbean-born comedian and writer JANELLE JAMES. Janelle discusses what she learned from growing up under the rule...

Aug 19, 20161 hr 49 min

YOU DON'T TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF DURING SEX? w/BIG JAY OAKERSON (LIVE FROM #JFLMTL!)

TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! Corinne returns from Colorado to her mouse-infested NYC apartment, Krystyna's new workout regime is making her horny AF, and some listeners give their new play a very special title. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with seasoned comedian BIG JAY OAKERSON to discuss his approach to threesomes, why his girlfriend isn't drinking f...

Aug 12, 20161 hr 48 min

HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA LET LIL WAYNE CARRY MY GRANDBABY? (LIVE FROM #JFLMTL!)

TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! There are a lot of things we COULD say about today's episode. There a lot of things we maybe SHOULD say about today's episode. But, trust us, you really just need to LISTEN to today's episode featuring comic MS. PAT. Healthcare for your pussy talk? CHECK! Dick is delicious talk? CHECK! Shooting talk? CHECK, CHECK! Fucking in the graveyard check? ABSOLUTELY NOT. PLUS: Co-hosts Cor...

Aug 05, 20162 hr

THE WOMAN SHOULD SUBMIT TO HER HUSBAND?

Pop the corn and fizz the soda because the show is about to begin! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with comedian JC Best and shit gets heated. JC walks us through his life growing up in the church where interracial dating wasn't allowed, his homosexual act outs, and the conversion therapy he signed up for to try and stop them. Sure, JC is cool with spending $50 on porn to toss into a dumpster after a single viewing, but he's not ok with gay marriage and he...

Jul 29, 20161 hr 48 min

DO YOU HAVE A TINY VAGINA?

So, your boyfriend has a vagina? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian KATIE HANNIGAN to chat about growing up in the Midwest with all the facts about the birds and the bees, how to properly flirt with your Astronomy professor, some little-known facts about short guys (you see what we did there?), a hairy first date with a surgeon, and losing your butt virginity. Plus, the girls check to make sure Katie knows she's hot AND a disturbingly honest le...

Jul 22, 20161 hr 32 min
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