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Guild of Calamitous Podcasts: An Unofficial Venture Bros. Podcast

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An episode by episode rewatch of the [adult swim] cult hit The Venture Bros. hosted by level three (at best) villains, Garden and Rilo.
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Episodes

Love Letters And Throat Meat

Rilo and Garden, fresh off of the new Venture Movie, sit down and share their experience watching it for the first time. Our hearts are radiant with the blood of the baboon!

Aug 11, 20231 hr 43 minSeason 8Ep. 1

Like Looking In A Mirror

Rilo and Garden talk a lot about the actor Misha Collins and the act of eating butt. Like literally eating peoples butts. And also look at the abrupt end to season six. I guess “Red Means Stop”.

Jan 24, 202240 minSeason 6Ep. 8

Is That Christopher Lambert?

Rilo and Garden discuss Goodfellas, how to fit in at parties and their love of Enzo. You're invited to "A Party for Tarzan".

Jan 11, 202242 minSeason 6Ep. 7

New Years 2022: The Pilot

Ring in the New Year with your pals Rilo and Garden as they watch and commentate on The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay, other wise known as the series pilot.

Jan 01, 202237 minEp. 9

You’re the Boss, Applesauce

Garden and Rilo dunk on Andy Warhol, discuss Ninja Cafés and disgusting canals in Brooklyn. Seems like “It Happening One Night”.

Dec 20, 202139 minSeason 6Ep. 6

Guild Customer Service

In an episode recorded at the beginning of November, Rilo and Garden discuss the aftermath of taking God Gas. “Tanks for Nuthin’” production hell.

Dec 12, 202148 minSeason 6Ep. 5

Needs More Grenadine: Music with Chandra Free

On this episode of Needs More Grenadine, Chandra Free is back to give us a review of the Pageant Girls concert on November 12th among various other things. Cover Photo by @spookychan

Nov 21, 20211 hr 24 minEp. 9

So Wise, Manolo.

Rilo and Garden talk mouse religions, antiheroes, and how much they love Manolo as they look at “Rapacity In Blue”!

Nov 11, 202145 minSeason 6Ep. 4

Our First Miracle

Rilo and Garden get spooky talking spooky Harpoon Tasers, terrifying robot water and creepy smooth talkers. It’s Halloween, time to begin “Faking Miracles”!

Oct 31, 202143 minSeason 6Ep. 3

Getting Off Tranquilizer Darts

Rilo and Garden discuss post-punk music, Trainspotting, addiction and getting Conjectural Technologies to New York. This time "Maybe No Go". Also check out Doc Hammer's new band Pageant Girls! Their new single "Complainer" is streaming now! Checkout the music video below! https://youtu.be/Zd9H_9BXsYA

Oct 25, 202132 minSeason 6Ep. 2

Rusty’s Back

The Guild makes its triumphant return as Rilo and Garden discuss horrible villain names, being in elevators with the devil, massive spending sprees and superheroes that are pretty much the Avengers, all while looking at the season six opener “Hostile Makeover”. Welcome to New York!

Oct 10, 202157 minSeason 6Ep. 1

All This and a Big Special

Rilo and Garden are LIVE! and in person with long time friend of the show, Chandra Free. They, along with a couple of friends, talk big changes while discussing the massive space special “All This and Gargantua-2”!

Sep 19, 202158 minSeason 6Ep. 1

Of Jackets and Gravy

In a special bite sized Guild episode, Garden and Rilo clean house after being away for a couple months. Announcements, Dragon Con plans and an in depth discussion about Jackets lay beyond this point. ‘Tis a Shallow Grave-y.

Aug 11, 202125 minEp. 8

Hench Has Killed Hench

Rilo and Garden finish off season five with a wallop as they discuss The Monarch’s nifty nifty little listy, Colonel Gentleman’s fascination with cat puppets vs. live action cats, and eulogize the first member of Original Team Venture to die. Pour one out for those we lost in “The Devil’s Grip”.

Jun 28, 202138 minSeason 5Ep. 9

A Regular Cybore

Garden and Rilo talk funeral wishes, robots needing love, various forms of torture and people no longer being shadowy silhouettes on massive CRT monitors. Something, something, “Bot Seeks Bot”.

Jun 23, 202149 minSeason 5Ep. 8

Enrico Matassa

Rilo and Garden discuss burner phones, interactive toys and red flags that just keep getting redder. Are you one of “Momma’s Boys”?

Jun 13, 202157 minSeason 5Ep. 7

Molostro?

Rilo and Garden discuss shipping, Rilo’s deep love for ShoreLeave and how incredibly unsettling the Premos are. Have I told you lately that “OSI Love You”?

Jun 09, 202142 minSeason 5Ep. 6

SPANAKOPITA!

In this very special episode, Garden and Rilo eat, drink, sleep and breathe that spanakopita life because “SPANAKOPITA”!

Jun 05, 202144 minSeason 5Ep. 5

Beaver Inspectors

Rilo and Garden discuss old animation, exploring your identity and the science behind paper beavers. Watch out! “SPHINX Rising”!

Jun 03, 202140 minSeason 5Ep. 4

Needs More Grenadine: Movie News with Chandra Free

Rilo sits down with his very good friend, and AstroBase Cadet, Chandra Free to discuss her successful kickstarter for her graphic novel, The God Machine, old SNL sketches, ranking of Venture Bros. episodes, the place of politics in the Venture universe and, oh yeah, THE BIG MOVIE NEWS. After the emotional rollercoaster we've been on the last 8 months, we NEED MORE GRENADINE! Cover art provided by Chandra Free Please check out her work at spookychan.com and follow her on the social medias @spooky...

May 29, 20211 hr 35 minEp. 9

What About the Bat?

Garden and Rilo discuss Marxist mutants, murphy beds, coffee intolerance and receiving cold calls from politicians. ¡Viva La “Venture Libre”!

May 26, 20211 hr 9 minSeason 5Ep. 3

Needs More Grenadine: Life Advice with Paul Boocock

Rilo recently got to sit down once again with Mr. Paul Boocock to discuss careers, deep life advice, and insane theories about cryogenically frozen heads. Listen to it now on this episode of Needs More Grenadine.

May 23, 202146 minEp. 8

The Lee-Hun-Took

Rilo and Garden discuss eating pennies, SciFi original movies and the delicious delicacy of student green as they finish off their discussion on “What Color is Your Cleansuit?”

May 19, 202140 minSeason 5Ep. 2

Halloween in May

Garden and Rilo take a stroll down memory lane as they discuss stories of Halloweens past and the joy of Halloweens to come all under the guise of discussing “A Very Venture Halloween”! We’re giving you Halloween in May!

May 16, 20211 hr 2 minEp. 7

The Palaemon Project

In a departure from usual episode format, our hard working heroes have split the big double length season 5 opener into two parts in order to work with continuity! Enter and discover “What Color Is Your Cleansuit?”

May 12, 202146 minSeason 5Ep. 1

Like A Friend

Rilo and Garden do a victory lap on the fourth season of Venture and discuss bodega sodas, how shitty proms are just universally and what exactly a Rusty Venture is. Recorded LIVE in front of an eager public on Twitch, we're going full "Operation: P.R.O.M"!

Apr 14, 20211 hr 30 minSeason 4Ep. 16

Robo Bo

Rilo and Garden talk college degrees, robots and vampires. Speaking of Vampires, have we introduced you to “The Silent Partners”?

Mar 28, 20211 hr 5 minSeason 4Ep. 15

Villains Of Euphoria | The Intro: Who Are You?

On this introductory episode of Villains Of Euphoria, Garden (26) sits down with her father (59) for a nice heart to heart about what it was like seeing Venture Bros on television for the first time, writing compelling stories, how animated television has changed since he was a child, and the animation of his childrens' youth. While drinking quite a bit of wine. Intro/Outro Music: Villain Of Euphoria performed by The Faqua Brothers, circa 1978 Villains of Euphoria, presented by The Guild Of Cala...

Mar 24, 20211 hr 3 minEp. 5
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