It's a sleepy one. Topics - Blair Witch, no fiddly puzzles, bite the Bullet, more tree people, 90's phones, naggy cunt wife, references, The Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of Medan, QTEs, pirates!, Cold Fear, RE4.5, Deadly Premonition 2, Gremlins in the Gears 5 launch. Music - Eat My Fuk - Slit Lickin' Scumbag, Anaal Nathrakh - "Forward!", Pink Floyd - The Gunner's Dream...
The Labor Day Spooktacular. Topics - My shit, tube TVs, old games if I feel like it, Remnant: From the Ashes, behind-the-scenes head canon, Moonlight Butterfly, more adds, Remnant's very own Cookie Monster, the sedative called Control, the return of Ray Tracing, collectible vandalism, Blair Witch, it's basically Silent Hill. Music - Pink Floyd - Mother, Immortal Technique - Obnoxious, Pantera - Regular People (Conceit)...
Do you like horses? Topics - Gossip time, an "open letter" to they guy who wrote an "open letter" to Respawn, dress up with dollies, Reddit internet people, the reality of monetary transactions, Ion Fury, formerly Ion Maiden, don't use a controller, Duke nostalgia, amazing level design, shotgun/grenade launcher combo, Remnant: From the Ashes, tree people, Dark Souls with guns, adds. Music - Anthrax - Antisocial, Jarkko Rotsten - Access, GWAR - Fuck This Place...
Oh no! Why are you reading this? I don't want to leave my room. I like writing stories. Are you trying to kill me? Oh, you've done it again... Bernie... Topics - Compelling gaming news, Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Professor Creepy, dropping dialogue loads, support, character development by attrition, lost items, anime character overload, narrative grinding, Sylvain the Destroyer, Sunset Overdrive: the PC port, no multiplayer? Music - Meat Market - Folding Socks, Dan Sartain - OD Life, Cheap Time ...
Believe in your own justice. Topics - Storytime: the Vermont Expedition, summary: I'm retarded, Castlevania: the grudge, the ones and twos, Dead or Alive 6: updated, Mai and... Lula?, getting back to average, looks good, Metal Wolf Chaos XD, mech prophecies, highlighting the clown world we live in. Music - The Clash - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais, Castlevania OST - Final Battle 01 - Nothing to Lose, The Black Dahlia Murder - Of God and Serpent of Spectre and Snake...
The podcast is on Saturday now. Topics - On the road again, Gears 5 beta again, pissed, entitlements, the Locust Dance, skill gaps, Pillars of Eternity, It's Good!, refinements and fixes, The Endless Paths, exponential rewards, Hollowborn, ignore the Kickstarter people, Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Music - Trash Bag Full of Dead Babies - America's Media is Owned by a Handful of Companies, Primus - Too Many Puppies, GWAR - Sick of You...
In the summertime when your penis is hard, that's when you go outside and you find a retard... Topics - I am spam, Gears 5 beta/tech test thing, the darkest tutorial, Arcade MP, It's Gears, The Thing (The Game), the buddy system, cold meter, trust meter, infected, "Where's the sniper rifle?", fire, meat blob, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3: The Black Order, the Nintendo Switch is still garbage, Ability Orbs and other free-to-play crap, ISO-8, it's hard. Music - Jethro Tull - Teacher, Nailbomb - Cock...
Lots of positivity for once. HIV Positivity. Topics - Fellow day people, jumping back to Apex Legends, Battle Pass, I suck, L-STAR, Ranked Games, Killer Frequency, Alpha Beta Gamer, mini-Spookfest, Dia, dead bodies, Faith, Spider Demons and Ring Girls, Hacknet, command prompts, hackers, FTPBounce.exe, firewalls and proxies. Music - Puscifer - Potions, Chakan: The Forever Man OST - Main Theme, Wishbone Ash - Jailbait...
The mask slips. I am Tubgirl. Topics - How to Win at Nintendo Games Vol. 3... Part 2, Fist of the North Star, Friday the 13th, where are the screams?, Baldur's Gate, unbalanced bullshit, spiky armor badguy, searching for story, spiders, Chapter 7..., micromanagement, running from guards, notes. Music - Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician, Ms. Splosion Man OST - Metal Head, Alien Weaponry - Ahi Ka....
In Zelda II, "If you want to do a fast game-save, hit pause, then simultaneously press the A button and up on the control pad of the second controller. Nice, huh?" - Jeff Rovin Topics - The Sinking City, Oakmont, surprise Lovecraft, Sherlock Versus Cthulhu, The Great Flood, shitty NPCs, research, crafting, Void Bastards, collecting junk and crafting again, rogue-like-lite, fuck Dustwind, Story Time: How to Win at Nintendo Games... Volume 3. Music - Ningen Isu - The Colour Out of Space, Nine Inch...
The start of (yet another) new era of GFPP as we move into the big league chews. Mainly a got a job I can literally roll of bed to get to, so we're recording on Saturday now. You could call it "laziness", sure. Sure. Topics - Surprise "vacation", sunshine and Saturdays, "extra" episode, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, bad map, shards, breaking the flow, explore-the-Castle-vania, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Darth Bad Guy, queueing up combos, the Bioware formula, Sigil... It's Doom....
With E3 in the rear view mirror, we can finally catch up with some old friends and old games, and give up on most of them because they're not very good. Back to the grind. Topics - Starving in and rage quitting Pathologic 2, plainspeople, beaten to death by egg people, Jet Set Radio, pixelized pussy, not hitting the broad side of a crane, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2, splitting up the crew, pallete swaps, smashing boxes, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. Music - Iron Maiden - Running Free, Shadow...
I survived E3 2019 and all I got was this lousy podcast. Topics - E3 2019: Ubisoft, Devolver Digital, Square Enix, Nintendo, PC Gaming Show. Music - Sweet - Ballroom Blitz, Beastie Boys - Gratitude, Fleetwood Mac - Oh Well...
E3 2019 Part 1 (of 53). Topics - Restream Chat, Lorelai, The Devil Came Through Here, Queen of Maggots, stepdads, piss near the head, stalking Dunkin' Donut girls, shark fin soup, Ice Cube Simulator, ambiguous endings, E3 2019: EA, Bethesda, Microsoft. Music - Owen Benjamin - That Nigger Stole My Bike (Gay Pride Month Edition), Junkie Brush - Sickening, Les Claypool's Duo De Twang - Stayin' Alive...
Some big news this week. But I'm still doing the "What I did on my Summer Vacation" thing, so you're stuck with that, suckers. Topics - Observation really sucks, Simon Says, now I'm the dumb AI, padding, Bloodwake, boat combat, the secret is "A", Enter the Matrix, nostalgia hole, vampires?, focus, driving in circles, consistently inconsistent, making Sewer Shark look like a masterpiece, Pathologic 2, surreal horror, too hardcore for me, thread is gold. Music - Jet Set Radio Future OST - Oldies b...
Improv and story time. My strengths. Topics - John Wick meh, Slayer, fire, Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel, shitty graphics, the garbage Fallout community, beat them ups, Let's Read: The Prophetic History of Fallout, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and the nightmare of PC gaming, Observation sucks. Music - The Ramones - I'm Against It, Cannibal Corpse - Shredded Humans, Slayer - World Painted Blood...
Ragin' until you have a Breakdown. Topics - Ghost Recon: Breakpoint, more realistic plus Terminators, Breakdown, it's a one shot, Derrick Cole, amnesia, alien skinheads, ultimate power, old walkthroughs, eat your rations, Rage 2: it's not as good as Rage, cotton candy, bad racing. Music - Slipknot - Unsainted, Ministry - Just One Fix, J. Giles Band - Must Of Got Lost (Live)...
The Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 200 Spooktacular! Topics - Episode 200!, more like "Gaypoint", journalism is dead, repetition works, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, I'm a shitty fighter, turtling, The Onyx Sword, Dead Space rules, space junk, blobs and tentacles. Music - Hawaii Five O Theme, GWAR - Penile Drip, The Black Dahlia Murder - Funeral Thirst...
Episode 200! Oh, wait... Nevermind. More Xbox games. My bad. Topics - Sonic is a movie and a Hedgehog, MechAssault and everything I know I learned from MechWarrior, no checkpoints, Jaws: Unleashed, be the shark, hunger, mines, Stubbs the Zombie, be the zombie, "puzzles", eating brains, tanks. Music - Rammstein - Radio, The Clash - Tommy Gun, Oranger - Mr. Sandman...
Everything is broken. Topics - Pre-waiting on pre-loads, Subnautica, catching fish, ever-expanding crafting lists, alien eggs, Mortal Kombat 11, another fighting game story mode..., comic book villains, lack of titties, mobile game bullshit, a million currencies, impossible Towers. Music - The Immortals - Techno Syndrome, ALESTORM - Drink, Torsofuck - Raped by Elephants...
Something old and something new. The mid-life crisis episode. Topics - PlayStation 5 sounds okay, Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee, Fuzzles, swapping, shroobs, eggs, OG Xbox rules, garbage third party controllers, a trip to the local retro games shop, Otogi: Myth of Demons, Proto-Souls, Corruption. Music - Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee Theme, Reverend Horton Heat - Marijuana, Cypress Hill - When the Shit Goes Down...
I thought the Bluechew bit would have been much more interesting than it turned out. Sorry. Never rely on dick pills. Topics - Dangerous Driving is bad driving, rubber banding, light speed boosts, Cuphead, the case of the missing DLC, Trials Rising, grinding, Dark Souls 3, The Painted World revisited, ash, The Ringed City, finality. Music - Anabelle Trash!!! - Hellcity, Black Flag - Nervous Breakdown, System of a Down - She's Like Heroin...
You can tell I'm not a real "games journalist" because I beat Sekiro. Topics - Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, The Divine Realm, Demon of Hatred, fire-y crosses, just die..., Doom speedrunning is boring, Mobile Legends Bang Bang, Trials Rising, Dark Souls 3. Music - Led Zeppelin - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You, The Cramps - Mad Daddy, Pink Floyd - Us and Them...
Just Sekiro. We Die more than Twice. Topics - Sekiro: Shadow Die Twice, NPCs, prosthetics, cryptic bullshit, Sculptor's Idols, Dragon Rot, bulls and horses, Pro Tips, monkeys, Divine Confetti. Music - The Dead Milkmen - Gorilla Girl, Waylan Jennings - Lonesome, On'ry, and Mean, Flogging Molly - What's Left of the Flag
Spider-Man is a ninja now? Topics - Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, square Kingpin, comic filter, slapstick, The Division 2, strongholds, level 30, distracted by ninjas, Google Stadia, storefronts, "the future" is still the future, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, posture, deathblows. Music - Reverend Horton Heat - Big Little Baby, Amon Amarth - Raven's Flight, GWAR - Captain Crunch...
Some people say there's a real... Division... in the country. The Conflict between the Dark Zones and the White House. Topics - Master Chief on Steam, Dead or Alive 6, I hate this gay-ass culture, outrage machine, reactive fighting, The Division 2, it's beautiful, lighting, three-in-one, fast travel, gadgets are hard, lethal bullets. Music - Darkthrone - The Pagan Winter, FLESHSTORM APOCALYPSE - Sugar, Iron Regan - Miserable Failure...
Wanted: Dead or Alive. Topics - Dissenter, Dead or Alive 6, all sides..., the anti-DLC brigade, currencies, practice makes average, mercifully short stories, Free Training, DOA 6 Master, whales, Devil May Cry 5 is kind of gay. Music - Dick Dale - Miserlou, Kid Rock - Fuck Off, Six Feet Under - Doomsday...
Core values. Topics - Dirt Rally 2.0, Dark Souls of racing, Trials Rising, Excitebike of racing, mobile game menus, Crackdown 3, what's going on with Microsoft?, cheap deaths, Dead or Alive 6, Super DOA Turbo, the boobs jiggle, mixed graphics, fatal blows. Music - Anal Cunt - Ha Ha Holocaust, AC/DC - Thunderstruck (live), Spinal Tap - Hell Hole...
Legends of Lore Topics - Apex Legends, reader mail, Bangalore, Gibraltar, Caustic, runners, more war stories, Anthem gets hilariously bad reviews, Metro: Exodus, bad ending, spooky spiders, Crackdown 3, jumping. Music - Ministry - Thieves, Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK, The Mamas and the Pepes - Hate Crime Hoax...
Grunt Free Press Podcast Episode 188 Time comes for us all. Topics - Earth Defense Force 5, The Dualshock 4 is a piece of shit, Starship Troopers roleplay, frogs, more of the same, Apex Legends, retarded teammates, communication, war stories, Metro Exodus, the good jank, Dead or Alive 6 gives jiggle demonstration; Puritans are not amused. Music - Slayer and WHAM! - Tropicana Death Ensemble, Negro Terror - The Voice of Memphis, GWAR - Parting Shot...
