Apex Legends is free. This podcast is free. Apex Legends is good. Therefore this podcast is good. It's math. Topics - I hate Mondays, Gris, collecting stars and falling asleep, Hitman 2, Bohemian Grove and climate change, Hitman 1 still sucks, Apex Legends, communication tools, characters and abilities, free is for me, Tom Clancy's The Division 2 beta. Music - X-Men (Genesis) OST - Shi Ar Empire, Resident Evil 2 OST - Looming Dread, Hitman: Blood Money OST - Ave Maria...
Feb 12, 2019•1 hr 30 min
Dungeons. Dragons. Zombies. Fighter jets... And some people say video games haven't "matured"... Topics - Pathfinder: Kingmaker - The journey's buggy end, lost in the fog maze, RPG pet peeves, ghost people, crashing dragons, caveats, Resident Evil 2, hardcore noir, Hunk, Metro: Exodus snubs Steam, Dead or Alive 6 gets it's jiggle back, Ace Combat 7 tries to sell you sticks. Music - Nekrogoblikon - No One Survives, Rammstein - Engel, Ghoti Hook - Just What I Needed...
Feb 05, 2019•1 hr 28 min
Poop sandwich Topics - Internet etiquette, People who watch other people play games are retarded, Hitman 2, killing Bernie Sanders, Anthem "Demo", The Hong Kong Massacre, Don't say "ass", Raiden V, Resident Evil 2, "Second Run" confusion. Music - Gorgoroth - Carving a Giant, Raiden V OST - It's Name Valbarossa, Ron Thomson - Switchblade...
Jan 29, 2019•1 hr 34 min
Man, I hope my internet comes back at some point. Guess I'll watch Cabin Boy on DVD while I'm waiting. Topics - Catherine, anime is still gay, Guacamelee! 2, consistently goofy, overpowered powers, Mortal Kombat 11, clay people, Hitman 2, mission stories, IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad. Music - Catherine OST - Yo, Peter Chapman/Michelle Frey/Rom Di Prisco/Mariachi Entertainment System - Infierno, Horse the Band - Cloudwalker...
Jan 22, 2019•1 hr 27 min
New notebook, new you. Topics - Return of the Obra Dinn, learning curves, "It's designed that way", fake ending, mermaids, giving up, new flight stick, Catherine... Classic?, anime-romance-horror, lots of blocks, Katherine sucks. Music - Cannibal Corpse - Scourge of Iron, School Shooter - Bad Vibes, Pink Floyd - Brain Damage/Eclipse...
Jan 15, 2019•1 hr 23 min
Sixty souls set out on a cursed voyage of despair. One of them was a luchador. Topics - Return of the Obra Dinn, more nautical terms, magic compass, Guacamelee! 2, comedy chickens, sick of bad pixel art, fake gamer girls, Pathfinder: Kingmaker, the fate of The Pisslands, don't forget to bring some rations. Music - Gang Starr - Mass Appeal, Megadeth - Crush 'Em, Dropkick Murphys - Going Out in Style...
Jan 08, 2019•1 hr 27 min
It's (current year) now. Topics - New Year, New You, Christmas is gay, nobody likes Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, mashing buttons on the Retro Pi, Pathfinder: Kingmaker, BP, mislabeled buttons, finding the Goblin Kingdom, The First World, dead birds, Season of Bloom, Varnhold, Mortal Kombat X, Forza Horizon 4: Fortune Island. Music - The Beatles - The End, Slayer - Die by the Sword, Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down...
Jan 01, 2019•1 hr 16 min
Mary Casts Greater Virgin Birth Topics - It's Christmas, why do people like Super Smash Brothers Ultimate?, 2B in Soulcalibur 6, Pathfinder: Kingmaker, pen and paper RPGs and does anyone actually understand them?, pathfinding, adventuring, barbarians, resting, managing a kingdom. Music - Justin Kyle - AVGN Christmas Theme, Small Town Titans - You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, Nirvana - Jesus Don't Want to Make Me a Sunbeam...
Dec 25, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Twat the pod before Christmas and all over the waves, not a listener was listening not even the gays. Topics - 'Tis the season, plastic shit, Red Dead Revolver, BattleTech Flashpoints, Katamari Damacy, balls, tiny windows, Dusk, The Outer Worlds, Pathfinder: Kingmaker Music - Andrew Hulshult - Mine Control, WARCRAB - Bury Me Before I'm Born, Pink Floyd - Hey You...
Dec 18, 2018•1 hr 21 min
We have a SMASHING good time, JUST CAUSE. Truly on the DARKSIDER the moon. I don't think that's a saying. Topics - It's quiet in here..., Darksiders 3, patches, true Ultrawide, killing yourself, no horse for the lady horseman, Why? Just Cause... 4, last gen graphics, some Game Awards or something, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, where are the fighters?, Joy Cons are garbage, no idea what is going on, Red Dead Revolver, does it suck or is there converter lag? Music - The Mentors - My Name is John, De...
Dec 11, 2018•1 hr 19 min
DarkSouliders 3. Topics - Zoom zoom, Dark Souls by any other name, straight up action, it's hard..., nonsense words, Fury and hair color, crack that whip, sacks of shit, Sins, purple form, Water Temple, glitches, getting your ass kicked, bad suck, I still hate Friday releases, Red Dead Redemption 2 Online, people are retarded. Music - The Black Dahlia Murder - Threat Level No. 3, Owen Benjamin - Get God, Get a Baby, Chord Overstreet - Hold On...
Dec 04, 2018•1 hr 16 min
How the West was won and a house got built. Topics - PC hospital, Red Dead Redemption 2... SPOILERS!, prequels, in service to the original, we're building a fucking house, still a Rockstar game, Hogan's Alley, ripping butts, critics and gamers: split decision, Tetris Effect: it's Tetris, emotional? No, space whales. Music - GWAR - Release the Flies, Louis the Child - LOVE, Red Dead Redemption 2 - House Building Song...
Nov 27, 2018•1 hr 15 min
It's the 2018 Grunt Free Press Thanksgiving Spook-a-Thon! Topics - Microsoft buys InXile Entertainment and Obsidian; whatever that means, Fallout 76, Bethesda game launcher, disconnects, secret settings, a SPECIAL of one, perk cards = laziness?, from overwhelming to barren, the tame wasteland, bad AI, inventory fiddling, online concessions, server maintenance, broken tokens, Confederate robots, Red Dead Redemption 2 and the poker showdown. Music - Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck, Mastodon - Ha...
Nov 20, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Back to "normal". All fucked up. Topics - Grindy sidekick fan returns, Chinese eBay, vacation sloth, Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, wingsuit tips, terminal velocity, Quads, Red Dead Redemption 2 and 2018 racism, having fun in video games is offensive, chopping wood. Music - Ennio Morricone - The Trio, Mega Man 11 OST - Torch Man (Instrumental), Blind Guardian - Mirror Mirror...
Nov 13, 2018•1 hr 11 min
I had an entire week of rotting/doing nothing to prepare this episode. So, enjoy some vacation slides. Turned out about the same. Topics - Diablo "controversy", PC problems, our new guest host Grinding Fan, Red Dead Redemption 2, Manhunt, Fatal Frame, Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, Forza Horizon 4, Rules of Survival. Music - Red Dead Redemption 2 OST - Train Heist Theme, Rancid - Wrongful Suspicion, Slipknot - Prelude 3.0...
Nov 06, 2018•1 hr 37 min
Grunt Free Press Spook-A-Thon 2018. Boo. Topics - Scary ghosts, Soulcalibur 6, Silent Hill 4: The Room, cum on Eileen, the inevitable decent into madness, answer the phone, Apartment World, black man recap, Manhunt kind of sucks, Castlevania Season 2 on Netflix, Call of Cthulhu is out... Didn't play it, other scary things that go bump in the night. Music - Alice in Chains - Them Bones, Pantera - Cemetery Gates, White Zombie - Children of the Grave...
Oct 30, 2018•1 hr 27 min
Three days until Video Game Armageddon aka Red Redemption 2. It doesn't get much spookier than that. Topics - Chinee robots, The Missing, horror?, Swery = Gay?, Generation Zero Beta, Swedish robot dogs, boring fights, Apostle, burning plant ladies, video game influence, Soulcalibur 6: the anti-Street Fighter V, insane single player content. Music - GWAR - A Short History of the End of the World (Part VII) (The Final Chapter) (abbr.), Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs - Little Red Riding Hood, Morbid...
Oct 23, 2018•1 hr 25 min
On second thought, Halloween is a Pagan holiday unfit for our Christian values, so instead of talking about horror games let's talk about shit. Literal shit. Topics - The 7th Guest, soup cans, walkthroughs, AI versus AI, cryptic bullshit, dead blue babies, eighteen notes, Alone in the Dark... the good one, Lovecraftian, keyboard tank controls, good puzzles, polygon zombies, push it. Music - The Black Dahlia Murder - Matriarch, Dr. Arthur Krause - Do the Vampire and Dance, The Fat Man and Team Fa...
Oct 16, 2018•1 hr 36 min
Spooky Spook Fest with a g-g-g-girl survival horror protagonist. It's the usual rambling, half-remembered gaming history and stories no one cares about, just spookier. Topics - The Terrible Tale of Teredo, command prompts, Forza Horizon 4, IPv6, legacy products, Silent Hill 3 and some series history, regretting eBay impulse purchases, nonsensical family tree and British accents, exploration is a death sentence, Achtung! Cthulhu Tactics, The Seventh Guest. Music - Necro - White Slavery, Rob Zombi...
Oct 09, 2018•1 hr 26 min
Hope you brought a second pair of pants, because it's about to get spooky up in this bitch. Or boring. Life is subjective. Topics - The life and work of H.P. Lovecraft: abridged version, Doom 64 EX, goddamn yellow keycard, haunted house effects, Forza Horizon 4, native Windows games, choppy streams, Display Capture, more copyright infringement, EDM is gay, "live" experiences, seasons, like crack, emotes are also gay, new release overload. Music - Doom 64 Intro, Cannibal Corpse - Edible Autopsy, ...
Oct 02, 2018•1 hr 25 min
We go on a mini-road trip, walking among the yuppies before battling the horrors of boredom in a prelude to Spook Month. Topics - Hangin' with the Chippah, gentrification, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, mud patches, tall grass, witch doctor ladies, Marvel's Spider-Man, jail break, Sinister Six, The Bard's Tale IV: Barrow's Deep, Interplay, Fig, old school adventuring, six degrees of Cthulhu. Music - System of a Down - Revenga, The Rolling Stones - Monkey Man, Type O Negative - September Sun...
Sep 25, 2018•1 hr 47 min
Spider of the Tomb Raider. Topics - YouTube gets even gayer, "Buuuu!", IP, Marvel's Spider-Man, Taskmaster, hidden stuff, like Batman, fire escapes, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, little girl Lara, pinging, technical difficulties, high priority, daddy issues, red barrels. Music - Six Feet Under - War is Coming, Kataklysm - Kill the Elite, GG Allin - Don't Talk to Me...
Sep 18, 2018•1 hr 22 min
On the precipice of the busiest season of the year for new video games, let's spend an inordinate amount of time talking about a Doom mod that's unfinished. Topics - Therapy is gay, Wolfenstein: Blade of Agony, maze-y, save scum, time limits, push blocks, "!", wind tunnels, bugs, I think I broke it?, mods, Doom 64, Marvel's Spider-Man shoots cum all over the place. Music - Burn the Priest - Inherit the Earth, Larkin Poe - Mad as a Hatter, Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues (Live)...
Sep 11, 2018•1 hr 22 min
This episode is the greatest thing you've ever heard. It's truly a next gen podcast, like nothing you've ever heard. Before you even listen to it, give this AbsoluteDeicide guy some money to show support. Trust me. You won't regret it. - AbsoluteDeicide Topics - Cyberpunk 2077: It's a cyberpunk game, nobody knows what a "vertical slice" is apparently, Streets of Rage 4, Streets of Rage Remake, Rebel Galaxy Outlaw, Total War: Warhammer 2, Tomb Kings, bone giants, free units, wasting time, Blade o...
Sep 04, 2018•1 hr 25 min
Ray Traci Lords Topics - Ray tracing, NVidia RTX cards, Gamescom 2018, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, sinus sickness, The Dark Pictures, Fallout 76, Twitch quadruple dips with ads, Madden gets violent, Dead Cells, Monster Hunter: World, Yakuza Zero, ass sickness. Music - The Doors - Riders on the Storm, Dead Cells OST - Clock Tower, The Dead Milkmen - Stuart...
Aug 28, 2018•1 hr 31 min
Madden Hunter: World. Topics - Madden NFL 19, $40 impulse purchases, setting records, sliders, "realism", drills, Monster Hunter: World, Ultimate 3 was horseshit, Josey Wales, palicos, hunting parties, fireflies, crafting, preparation. Music - Dukes of Mumbai - Jack the Ripper, Melvins - Honey Bucket, The Mamas and the Pepes - Fake News...
Aug 21, 2018•1 hr 23 min
AbsoluteDeicide gets a first round draft pick which gets intercepted by a shotgun with a spear on the end of it. Most unfortunate. Topics - Menstrual cycles, Yakuza Zero, kinda Shenmue, karaoke, soap opera gangsters, more broken arcade games, The Banner Saga 3, not getting comfortable, desperation, timed storytelling, Doom Eternal: Let's Get Metal, flamethrowers and fatalities, invasions, Dead Cells, the rusty sword (not a sex move), procedural generation, theoretically helping, Madden NFL 19, R...
Aug 14, 2018•1 hr 22 min
You'd think after a week of zero effort, non-game related podcasting this would be filled to the brim with deep thoughts and impressions on the latest and greatest. You'd think. Topics - Funspot 2018: More Broken Shit, the case of the missing Metal Slug, broken torture, arcade racing at home, reminder that I suck at fighting games, future plans I won't follow through with, Mega Man X Legacy Collection, power shot, grinding for E, tired fingers, kicking off The Grunt Free Press Halloween Spook-en...
Aug 07, 2018•1 hr 26 min
It's a musical episode this week, and also a road trip episode. Little-to-no video games. I still have no voice after this, so... enjoy some concert war stories, live music, and maybe something about anal sex. I don't know. Was pretty drunk... Music - Canned Heat - On the Road Again, Metallica - ...And Justice for All. (LIVE) Lamb of God - Laid to Rest, Redneck. Slayer - Repentless, Blood Red, Hate Worldwide, War Ensemble, Jihad, When the Stillness Comes, et al....
Jul 31, 2018•1 hr 19 min
Acting. Topics - Randomized shit, 20XX, fake secrets, biomes, double tappin', beginner's traps, Defiance 2050, new and old lag, side mission: impossible, Far Cry 5: Lost on Mars, fuck Hurk, bugs, stay off the dirt, cool guy RPGs, Divinity: Original Sin, bad controller support, brutally slow everything, "whimsical". Music - The Clash - Ghetto Defendant, Anthrax - Caught in a Mosh, Weezer - Only in Dreams...
Jul 24, 2018•1 hr 39 min
