Growth on the Rocks - podcast cover

Growth on the Rocks

Desiree Simonewww.desiree-simone.com
Life, Love and Libations with Personal Development and Brand Coach, Desiree Simone. Join us for a fun, informative and sometimes boozy filled podcast where we will tackle everything from relationships, mindset tips, self growth, love and so much more!
Last refreshed:
Follow this podcast in the Metacast mobile app to refresh it and see new episodes.
Download Metacast podcast app
Podcasts are better in Metacast mobile app
Don't just listen to podcasts. Learn from them with transcripts, summaries, and chapters for every episode. Skim, search, and bookmark insights. Learn more

Episodes

The Tinder Swindler

Netflix got us again and we were hooked on The Tinder Swindler. This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae discuss the dumb things women did just to get a private jet to Dubai, whether or not you should give money to someone you just met, ways to be safe when going on a first date and why it's important cyber stalk your potential suitors before you ever meet them.

Feb 20, 202241 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Switching up Positions for You

This week your #boozybestie and Bae discuss their favorite sex positions. From 69 to the Mountain, some positions work and some are only successful for young whipper snappers. They also have a very long chat about their love for Bond Theme songs and why porn can give an unrealistic view on what you can do in a bedroom.

Feb 07, 202247 minSeason 2Ep. 4

Sometimes when we touch...Ourselves!

This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about playing with your monkey and flicking the bean. AKA...Masturbation. They also talk about why the topic seems taboo, the time Bae got caught with old Playboys and when your bestie spent over 30 minutes in the shower.

Jan 31, 202240 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Describe your perfect day from your partner.

This week, your Boozy Bestie was inspired by a TikTok that gave a great marriage/relationship hack. Describe to your partner, your idea of a perfect day from them. What would they do, say, how would they act? Then what happens if you give them that day? We found out that apparently your bestie likes to go to work on her perfect day, like a sociopath. We also got to enjoy some delicious vodka from the good folks at Four Carat Vodka. My Sweet Dreams Martini uses: 2 oz of Four Carat Vodka, 1 oz of ...

Jan 17, 202248 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Bellbouttoning, Soaking and RofiColadas!

Welcome to Season 2 where we decided to put as much WTF in one episode. This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae learn that some people have sex via the Bellybutton. They also do a deep dive into the world of "Soaking" and talk about the time they both may or may not have been roofied.

Jan 10, 202249 minSeason 2Ep. 1

2021...Da F&*?

We decided to end the year and our first season on a high note. And by that, we mean talkin crap about 2021. We also wanted to give a big thank you to all the folks who showed us love this year and made this little dream come true. Oh and your Boozy Bestie got on her Gary Vee sh*&!

Dec 30, 202148 minSeason 1Ep. 27

Two Different Worlds

This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about navigating the dating world when your partner has different religious or political views. Can you find common ground, or are the differences too much? We also discuss overhearing the most awkward second date at our lunch earlier that day and why dating when you're bored is apparently a bad thing.

Dec 13, 202151 minSeason 1Ep. 26

Should You Have Sex on the First Date

This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae tackle a controversial topic, having sex on the first date. We talk about our own experiences and why knocking out the bedroom action could be a good or bad thing from the jump. A huge thank you to this week's sponsor, Mixly Cocktail Company, for sending us some AHMAZING products. Be sure to check them out at www.mixlycocktailco.com.

Dec 06, 202151 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Breakups and Bad Decisions

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about some of their past break ups and how they handled heart ache. We get into an in depth conversation about shady post break up tactics and why we both love booze filled piñatas.

Nov 30, 202135 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Fake It, Until You Make Your Partner Laugh

This week, Boozy Bestie and Bae chat about faking it in bed. We learn that both men and women do it equally, why sometimes our Bestie is an overdramatic screamer and our love for all things "Real Sex" from HBO.

Nov 23, 202148 minSeason 1Ep. 23

The Love and Drama of the Holidays

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the trials and joys of the holiday season. Have you ever noticed that the holidays bring out not only the best but the stress in relationships? We talk about being single over Christmas and being tricked into New Years celebrations we never wanted to be a part of. And finally, we introduce our newest segment called "Put It On My Tab."

Nov 15, 202148 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Happy Halloween

It's the most wonderful time of the year! At least for your Boozy Bestie and Bae! This week we talk about our love for Halloween, scary movies, slutty costumes and why the night brings out our inner freak!

Nov 01, 202138 minSeason 1Ep. 21

Make Up Sex and Body Image

This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the benefits of Make Up Sex. Does doing the nasty help win an argument? They also tackle the sensitive topic of addressing weight issues with your partner while also fan-girling over Dr. Now from "My 600lb Life".

Oct 25, 202150 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Great Hotties in History

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the famous people in History that they would hit. There's an argument over who the best Bond is, a deep love of Rose seltzer and a passionate conversation about the effects of the Karate Kid 2 soundtrack.

Oct 18, 202142 minSeason 1Ep. 19

The Do's and Don'ts of First Dates

Wrapped in a warm blanket of goodness, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about what you should and should not do on a first date. There may have even been talk of some horrible dating app mistakes and a potential book deal catered to the elderly in the style of a graphic romance novel.

Oct 11, 202143 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Sex & Horror

Not really sure what to say about this episode other than your Boozy Bestie and Bae got a little too chatty about their love of horror films and the concept of sex find in the genre. There was lots of beer, a very relaxed host and talks of Jamie Lee Curtis, headless felatio, and the hotness that is Interview with the Vampire. All in all, your typical Monday!

Oct 04, 202137 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Can you ignore your partner's past?

In another non sponsored, but hopefully one day sponsored episode, (shout out to Yuengling), your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about dating pasts. Whether it's a high body count or past marriages or maybe a questionable profession, sometimes its hard to not consider your partners past.

Sep 27, 202139 minSeason 1Ep. 16

The Follies of Youth

After a week off, we are back...back again! This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the cringy and questionable things done in their youth while drinking highly regrettable booze. Somehow Shakespeare doesn't translate into getting a guy to like you and dick pics are just as bad as moonwalking away from a guy on a dance floor. Episode hopefully sponsored by Jack Daniels and Jameson!

Sep 20, 202142 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Wasted Wednesday with Christina

This week your Boozy Bestie invited her first guest to the podcast. Christina who is part of "Drunk Moms, Talking S&*%!" is a friend of the show. After what originally started as "We won't drink too much.", turned into several beers, a ton of shots and talking about our fears of not having any sex later on in our marriages. Oh, and Bae was there too.

Sep 06, 202153 minSeason 1Ep. 14

The Roles of a Relationship

This week, your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about the gender roles found in most relationships. They discuss the badassness of Cher and why Sean Connery shouldn't be part of Cancel Culture.

Aug 30, 202140 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Is Porn a Bad Thing?

Your Boozy Bestie talks about all things porn, OnlyFans new policy and ground breaking documentaries that revolve around sex work. We also learn what kind of porn our hosts enjoy and the cinematic greatness that is parody porn!

Aug 22, 202147 minSeason 1Ep. 12

To Pay, or Not To Pay

Who should pay on the first date? This week, your Boozy Bestie talks about doing the "Check Dance" and whether or not a guy should feel weird if a girl offers to pay on the first date. Also, this episode may have been fueled by tequila.

Aug 16, 202144 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Truth or Drink

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae do an epic game of "Truth or Drink" involving a bottle of Don Julio and hard to answer questions. There is also a hot debate on why Paul Rudd is the only hall pass allowed and a mockery of "I Will Always Love You", may or may not have occurred.

Aug 09, 202141 minSeason 1Ep. 10

How Can You Spicy Up the Bedroom?

This week, your Boozy Bestie talks about different ways to spice up your bedroom life. From toys, to porn, to the time when Bae wore a sexy ass suit and got her all turned on. We talk about the various ways you can add excitement before things turn blah!

Aug 02, 202138 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Friends with your Ex

This week, your Boozy Bestie talks about maintaining a friendship with an ex. Can it be done, should it be done and why do we hate Tom Cruise?

Jul 25, 202136 minSeason 1Ep. 8

It Don't Matter If You're Black or White

This week your Boozy Bestie and Bae talk about interracial dating and the stigma that still exists to this day. They dive into the history of Loving Vs Virginia and how society and the dating world views people or different races being in romantic relationships.

Jul 18, 202137 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Review Time: Netflix Series "Sex/Life"

We tried...we really did. This week, your Boozy Bestie and bae express their very strong thoughts on the new Netflix series "Sex/Life." They also tackle how sex positive women are portrayed in the series and if Netflix made a hybrid between a Hallmark film and a Porn Hub short.

Jul 11, 202134 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Three's Company and Other Anniversary Gifts

This week your Boozy Bestie talks about threesomes! Oh and the time she suggested one as an anniversary gift. It truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Also, how do you bring up adding a partner in bed and more importantly, should it be done to spice up a relationship versus trying to salvage one.

Jul 04, 202135 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Would You Rather...

Never mix inappropriate couples games and alcohol. The results are priceless. This week, your Boozy Bestie plays a naughty game of "Would You Rather" with her boo. They talk about the sex lives of their parents, finger sized nipples and who would enjoy sleeping with Rihanna. Grab a cocktail and your bae and join in on the fun!

Jun 27, 202135 minSeason 1Ep. 4

But Am I a Slut?

A tale as old as time. If women sleep with many partners, they are "sluts". But a man can do the same and be a "playa". This week your Boozy Bestie tries to find common ground with this age old debate and ponders if she too is a slut!

Jun 21, 202133 minSeason 1Ep. 3
For the best experience, listen in Metacast app for iOS or Android