Hi, I'm Adam Gidwitz. host of Grim Grimmer Grimmest, and I'm here to ask you to make a very grim decision. Okay, ready? Would you rather... Ride a flying rooster as your only form of transportation. Or have supper with a toad dressed up in his suit and his family. Now take a moment to think it over carefully. Ready? Ready to launch your business?
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Let's hear some answers. I would rather have supper with a toad dressed up in a suit because it would look rather funny, don't you think? We could talk in toad language. Rivet, rivet. I love that. It would look super funny. Maybe it would teach you toad language. Do you think it has toad flashcards? Okay, good answer. Next one. I want to ride a flying rooster so I can see everywhere in the world.
That's lovely. I love the idea that you would fly everywhere in the world on a flying rooster. I also wonder if everywhere you went, people would throw shovels and frying pans at you like they did to poor Hans, my hedgehog. Hopefully they wouldn't. All right, let's hear another one. I would rather have a supper with a toad dressed up in a suit because suits are cool and toads in suits are ultra cool. Yes!
Toads in suits are ultra cool. In fact, I can imagine a rock and roll band called Toads in suits. Hopefully it would be Toads in suits playing rock and roll. I would totally listen to that. All right, let's hear one more answer. I would rather... Ride a flying rooster because that sounds much sillier and I like silly
You think riding the flying rooster is sillier than a toad in a suit? I don't know. To me, they seem pretty equally silly, just as these answers all seemed equally excellent. Thank you all for thinking through a very grim decision. Bye. Did you know that you can listen to Grim Grimmer Grimmest without any ads interrupting the story? Just subscribe to Pinna.
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