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Ready? Let's hear some answers. For this one, I would probably steal food from three giants in the forest, because giants are normally not that smart, and people very much underestimate old ladies. Old ladies are very powerful, so, yeah. Yes! Amen! I agree 1000%. People underestimate old ladies all the time, in stories and in real life. They are indeed.
very wise, and very powerful. Okay, let's hear another one. I would want to be, um, I mean, steal a ring from an old lady in the woods because maybe she was nice, old little lady. Not all little old ladies are bad, are they? No, they're definitely not all bad. But you're saying you want to steal a ring from her because she is nice? I guess you figure because she might be nice about it when you stole it.
Yeah, but no, definitely all old ladies are not bad. And as the previous person said, many of them are very wise and powerful. Okay, let's hear another one. I would rather steal a ring from an old lady because a giant's breath stinks. So you're just worried not about the giants crushing you or eating you, but just their stinky breath. Okay, that's interesting. Interesting set of priorities there. All right, let's hear one more answer.
I would steal a ring from an old lady because I like jewelry. Okay, you like the jewelry. You're going for it no matter what. You would have stolen that ring no matter who had it. You just want the ring. Well, thank you all for thinking through this very grim decision.