When Spring Break ends in the old west, Cullen Bohannon goes looking for rewenge on the railroad. But when fraud and malfeasance in railroad hiring practices are the norm, the people of the mid-1860s will have to decide whether to let the past be the past. Have security measures been added to the modern confessional? What would get you run out of town in this era? How do you get in good with a new boss? It’s the episode with layers of velvet and burlap and wool and burlap! To support during the ...
Jun 09, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 225
When Judy is quite taken by a visiting solicitor’s amulet, the price for trying it on is Frances Bay cosplay. But when Donald’s quick thinking gets Judy back in her body, an arbitrary passage of time turns their dream world into a nightmare. Why does Pasadena love milk so much? What establishment is missing from the modern train station? Should there be more rules involved in body swapping? It’s the episode that doesn’t prevaricate but probably perseverates! Support the production of Greatest Tr...
Jun 02, 2023•47 min•Ep. 224
When Babs Olusanmokun takes his turn on Law & Order, he’s more chest paste than sicksbay in his approach to treating AIDS. But when SVU detectives straighten out the cabbie’s story, it leads them to a quack who’s left a trail of tiny coffins. How will the franchise outdo itself this fall? Does Jack Lufton make it onto the raw-deal board? Who’s working overtime during this investigation? It’s the episode with a secret power girdle! Support the production of Greatest Trek Spring Break episodes...
May 26, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 223
When a Moroccan-themed bar in Upland, California needs help, John Taffer beams in a doctor who prefers his drinks a certain way. But after the owners exchange roles, they learn that operating a bar is as tough as their falafel. Do people prefer a soft pita or a good looking pita? Can a bar be a bar without barstools? Are Moroccan spices flammable? It's the episode that stresses the importance of the wash line! Support the production of Greatest Trek Spring Break episodes coming up: Law & Ord...
May 19, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 222
When Sam gets drawn in by Captain Janeway’s game tape, their relationship stirs up political strife amongst the staff at Cheers. But when Diane can’t do anything to wim against Janet, even quitting her job turns into a standoff with Sam. What does the right seat choice at the bar get you? Who makes the muppets look like shit? How is latter-day Frasier a demonstrably better person? It’s the episode with no angry drunks! Support the production of Greatest Trek Spring Break episodes coming up: Bar ...
May 12, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 221
When a family curse follows Hayes all the way to Kentucky, his son’s need for approval sends them spelunking in search of an ancient relic. But when John’s mind starts playing tricks on him in and out of the cave, his quest to destroy the relic turns into the ultimate sacrifice of the story. How was Shatner paid for this film? What’s the deal with that shitty RV? Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a family? It’s the episode that was meant for The Flop House! Support the production of Greatest Trek Sp...
May 05, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 220
When it’s Spring Break for Big Rodd, Ben & Adam start exploring the resumes of some favorite Star Trek creatives. But when Terry Matalas’ time-travel show turns out to be set in a Red Dawn reboot universe, it raises questions about the SyFy network’s gore quotient and who was responsible for casting. How much meat should there be on a post-apocalyptic arm bone? Where is Pennsylvania Memorial Hospital located? Does Jones need to do better w/r/t employee training? It’s the episode that was adv...
Apr 28, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 219
When a haunted cube shows up inside Jupiter, a dustbuster club beams down to rescue Jack from the Borg Queen’s plans. But when Picard plugs himself in and the D gets ready to fire, a dozen denouements start prescribing the next era of Trek. What do they keep in Bay 13? Do all public speaking drones get similar hardware? Who had the best character arc in season 3? It’s the episode that can gofobo itself! Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twitter...
Apr 21, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 218
When the crew finally learns what’s behind Jack’s red door, he Teen Wolfs his way off the Titan to go handle his problems himself. But when new assimilation technology turns young Starfleets into drones, only the olds will be able to save Frontier Day. Was it the right choice for this season to bury the green lede? Whose therapist has a door that locks from the outside? What important advice did Jean-Luc give Jack? It’s the episode that’s practicing on the field! Support the production of Greate...
Apr 14, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 217
When Vadic starts terrorizing the Titan and Jack can’t Teen Wolf his way out of their dilemma, a tragic ultimatum draws him up to the bridge looking for any information about this season’s main story. But while Riker and Troi hash things out on the Shrike, a synthetic resurrection puts the whole band back together again to face what’s next. Which phaser setting makes clean up a breeze? Does Star Trek have a bad track record with actors named Michelle? What do Armus and the Changelings have in co...
Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 216
When Jean-Luc and Beverly start contemplating genocide, Vadic catches up with the Titan to try to take Jack by force. But when Lore locks out Geordi and Vadic slips out of Picard’s trap, her tragic backstory raises new questions about Jack’s unique physiology. What’s the sneakiest thing about watermelon as a flavor? Where could this season have used a dark Wheaton punch up? Who do we really want to see in a spinoff show? It’s the episode that‘s getting irritated about the cliffhanger from the la...
Mar 31, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 215
When the band is mostly back together again, they’ll need all their Starfleet ingenuity to get an away team inside the vault at Daystrom Station. But when the security system glitches because it recognizes Riker, learning what else was stolen means leaving someone behind. What happens to a body when it’s exposed to too much Nexonic energy? How many more Daystrom exhibits are there? Do ancient myth and pornography agree on anything? It’s the episode that’s ten times more dangerous than a portal w...
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 214
When a person from Picard’s past shows up to interrogate him about Jack, they have to rip off some emotional scabs to get back to a place of trust. But when Jack starts acting more like Jason Bourne than The Manchurian Candidate, the team uncovers clues about the evolution of the Changeling plot. When is having low expectations the best approach? How is an acting Captain’s log like a shoe? What’s Beverly’s automatic signature? It’s the episode that’s more puffy than usual! Support the production...
Mar 17, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 213
When Riker concedes to the inevitability of the Titan being crushed by the gravity well of a nebula, he suggests that Picard use his final hours to fire up the holodeck and get to know the son that didn’t want to know him. But when Dr. Crusher recognizes contraction patterns in the light bangers they’ve been experiencing, the crew will have to hold their breath as they're birthed out of a space womb. Did Shaw put Riker in charge to avoid going down with the ship? Who gets dibs on the last wishes...
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 212
When Captain Shaw falls on a girder and throws Riker the Captain’s keys, season 3 tries to conjure a Crimson Tide moment between hiding from Vadic or fighting the Shrike. But when the A and B stories both discover a new enemy hiding under the surface, sabotage on the Titan sends it sinking toward crush depth. What’s the mind-reading deal between Riker and Troi? Who is in the running for Starfleet’s best Captain? Did David Cronenberg consult on Picard? It’s the episode that’s missing a canonical ...
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 211
When Season 3’s big baddie catches up with the Titan, her demand for Jack Crusher comes with a terrifying ultimatum. But when Riker gets exasperated by Picard avoiding the question, he pulls Beverly out of a coma to find out who Jack’s father is. How did the Crushers acquire the Mariposa? Which character is less likable than the villains? What will this season’s Bajoran Tablet be? It’s the episode that’s kind of on Team Shrike! Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow...
Feb 24, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 210
When Admiral Picard receives a super-secret message, he calls in some favors to reach its point of origin. But while Raffi and her handler struggle to stave off a terrorist attack, Jean-Luc Jakes a shuttle to con his way into his next adventure. Are all signs pointing to nubbin bugs? Is Adam Ragusea the chef on the Titan? How many mixtapes is too many mixtapes? It’s the episode that’s just asking questions! Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Twi...
Feb 17, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 209
When Captain Freeman gets an important assignment, the Cerritos crew has some time to kill on the holodeck. But when Mariner plays Moriarty chicken with Boimler, a taste of Rutherford’s blood turns their public-domain adversary into a real-blood enthusiast. Whose body count is higher than Vlad the Impaler? Why did Ben and Adam get kicked out of the Saban offices? Who put The Silence of the Lambs on the golden record? It’s the episode that finally turns it to the side! Support the production of G...
Feb 07, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 208
When "White Balance" Pranica and Sandy Harrison are joined by Adam "Gabagool" Ragusea, the trio begin to analyze their favorite musical moments in Star Trek. But when Ragusea starts hitting our hosts with the Blaster Beam, Ben and Adam must do all that they can to resist its stimulation. Is the nexus more fun than the matrix? What exactly is a dramaturg? Did every extra from TOS go on to become a successful musician? It's the episode that gives you a nickname but takes half the royalties. Suppor...
Jan 24, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 207
When it’s dry January on Paramount+, Ben & Adam dig out from an avalanche of questions sent in by the Friends of DeSoto. But when there’s a big year to reflect on and lots more NuTrek to come, physics may get butchered but speculation is a sure bet. What’s the most dangerous part of a loft bed? Which questions will be answered well versus answered a lot? What’s in the cards for Uxbridge-Shimoda in 2023? It’s the episode with no anxiety about running its light! Support the production of Great...
Jan 10, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 206
When the only way out of Prodigy’s Wolf 359 is to blow up the damn ship, the kids load up into an escape shuttle without their beloved advisor. But when Hologram Janeway’s last act connects Chakotay’s future with Vice Admiral Janeway’s present, she goes to court for Dal and wins a new mission for the crew. What’s removable on a Rowdy Roddy Piper action figure? Would 10 out of 10 protostar explosion nebulas look great? How motivating could a time butthole message be? It’s the episode that’s mostl...
Jan 03, 2023•57 min•Ep. 205
When the Protostar is surrounded and Admiral Jellico wants an away team sent over, the baddies sub in and immobilize the kids in a relatively considerate way. But when a refugee from a future TGG episode lets Vice Admiral Janeway out of the brig, it’s moments too late to stop the living construct from infecting the fleet. Are there any rules to egg nog? Is the Protostar the Neon Deion of starships? How long can you live inside a glass table? It’s the episode that’s sending a very risky hoodie to...
Dec 27, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 204
When it’s Freaky Friday for Vice Admiral Janeway and Dal, the communication between ships finally goes beyond Morse code. But when The Vindicator takes over as top baddie on the Dauntless, Commander Tysess can’t get it together to stop their mission. How do you explain a warp bubble to kids? Did Ben break The Living Construct? What’s actually being tested in the Kobayashi Maru? It’s the episode that thinks a lot about Tom Mervyn’s’ dick! Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragu...
Dec 20, 2022•53 min•Ep. 203
When the Prodigy crew can’t beat their holo-simulation on All-Madden, they decide to tackle their blues by downing a few huge bowls of sadness. But when crooner tunes and a Glittersmooch indicate they never left the holodeck, they’re forced to Myst their way through a series of dorky escape rooms. Can a Drednok transform into a glass table? Do bartenders hate making tea? What is the proper chip size for mint chocolate chip ice cream? It’s the episode that eulogizes Stephen J. Cannell. Support th...
Dec 13, 2022•55 min•Ep. 202
When the crew is stuck in the neutral zone, there’s plenty of time to swap sob stories while they wait for repairs on the Protostar. But when The Diviner gets caught up on the future, Janeway finally gets curious about the mysterious guest on her ship. Why are most triple pips an unfun hang? Is Rok-Tahk actually Rancor? Who’s got the most painful expression of a sold-into-slavery story? It’s the episode with complicated feelings! Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Foll...
Dec 06, 2022•53 min•Ep. 201
When the crew stops for parts at a novelty scotch planet, Dal tries to fix his messy genetics with a dubious solution from a crackpot doctor. But when the kids and the Protostar are almost captured by Romulans, Vice Admiral Janeway risks a Neutral Zone infraction to get it done for Admiral Jellico. What would it take to drive Zero mad? How are emergency helmets stored on a space elevator? When are children ready to hear about Murph’s body count? It’s the episode that didn’t have a Soong on its b...
Nov 29, 2022•53 min•Ep. 200
When the kids stash the Protostar under an avalanche, they hike across the ice to hitch a ride at the depot. But when the Dauntless away team finally connects the dots, an escape with Captain Okona puts both ships on the brink of war. Who covers hazmat duties on the USS Shovel? How does Zero operate their suit? What’s the first benefit of Murph’s metamorphosis? It’s the episode with a face for disfigurement! Support the production of Greatest Trek Music by Adam Ragusea Follow Greatest Trek on Tw...
Nov 22, 2022•47 min•Ep. 199
When the Protostar has to steer clear of Starfleet, the kids decide to answer a 100-year-old distress call instead of worrying about Murph. But when they beam down to the cosplay planet and meet the Enderprizians, a prophecy puts the crew center stage in a toxic situation. What makes a premium denim store distinct? How important are the facts when it comes to ancient teachings? Is there a way to make leeches more palatable? It’s the episode that’s getting liberal with the Folex usage! Support th...
Nov 15, 2022•57 min•Ep. 198
When the Protostar is suddenly in proximity of a sleepy Borg cube, the crew’s first thought is to go inside to get some help with the diabolical weapon they’ve found under the floor. But when no one listens to Hologram Janeway, Zero’s guilt debt leads the kids into an incredibly naive plan. Who could really grow it on the vinculum? Which drone needs to be an action figure? How do Boomers wear their Jordans? It’s the episode with a tremendous amount of fucking around and very little finding out! ...
Nov 08, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 197
When the Protostar reaches a remote outpost, meeting a real-life Starfleet raises more questions than answers for the crew. But when Vice Admiral Janeway picks up some strange readings on Tars Lamora, her pursuit of Chakotay leads her into bad guy territory. Shouldn’t all starships have a just-in-case tank? Which app do you use for no-strings whale action? Is there an eviler way to cook a sausage? It’s the episode that’s a friendship contest that’s also a podcast! Support the production of Great...
Nov 01, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 196
