The fellas discuss the ultimate beer review, patio season 2021, hitting a piss rocket down the fairway, the top jobs kids want, face smoothing filters, chicken parm subs, the NCAA Tournament thus far, modern plumbing systems, the NFL Draft in Cleveland, farting at the urinal, giving yourself a Rotten Tomatoes score, the Greasy Grinder of the week, and Greasy one year later.
The fellas discuss office bracket pools, Mountain Dew’s college basketball promo, a broken Joey Galloway bobblehead, watching the tourney at Bdubs, picking your character in Mario Kart, groomsmen gift advice, bachelor party ideas, their NFL free agency interest, Last Chance U: Basketball, Justin Bieber album hype, John Mayer’s TikToks, giving away DJ’s 2016 Honda Civic for a perfect bracket, this week’s Greasy Grinder, and Bitcoin Boulevard.
The fellas discuss bowling league memories, Conference Tournament Bobby, Cleveland State making the dance, surviving in the 13th century, the much-anticipated Snyder cut, Ginny and Georgia, being a pushover on Shark Tank, watching every shot of Richy Werenski, round three of stimulus checks, the history of AsiaTown in Cleveland, and the overanalysis of life.
The fellas discuss “reputation” tv shows, not watching videos your friends send you, avoiding the Mickey Callaway conversation, being duffle bag boys, amateur vs. pro golfers on the tee box, text exchanges with your buddy’s girlfriend, continually retiring from gambling, DJ’s love for Kelly Olynyk, Rob’s love for Cam Smith, using “chief” to address someone, concession food rankings, chain restaurant rolls, Jordan Clarkson confidence, this week’s Greasy Grinder™, and the history of Duck Island....
The fellas discuss quad weather, DJ’s badass test (beta), going to a baseball game alone, wanting to be Brooks Koepka, the Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley engagement, the current value of their NBA Top Shot accounts, eating a salad at 6:30 a.m., Cleveland State basketball, Nike skateboarding shoes, new Good Vibe Handbook™ entries, the Greasy anniversary, and middle school basketball memories.
The fellas discuss Random Acts of Venmo, doing TikTok dances with your niece, Adam Sandler bringing back Happy Gilmore, cooking dinner for strangers, fake Baker Mayfield trades, scrolling through Zillow, overweight guys wearing joggers, tearing up watching American Idol auditions, drinking gimmick beers, Phoebe Bridgers smashing her guitar, #GroupBets2021, the Greasy Grinder®, “Bora Bora” cards, sharing chips and queso rules, handshakes coming back, and the dream of playing in a pro-am golf tour...
The fellas discuss the Good Vibe Handbook™, bringing baseball back to League Park, a bold LaMelo Ball prediction, not fully understanding crypto, Rebecca Black being back, 3OH!3’s best lyric, golf getting us through the dark months, Ridiculousness dominating MTV, Rob opening football cards, drinking Modelo, and classifying beers for BrewTube (all while DJ’s apartment neighbor plays his piano).
The fellas discuss sticking it to Vegas sportsbooks, real vs. fake Super Bowl props, five-layer dip, things they want to work hard at, Cavs basketball = fun, the evolution of how we listen to music, when your friends are making money and you aren’t, the Good Vibe Handbook™, appetizer etiquette, this week in NBA Top Shot, continuing BullyJuice workouts, brewing a Greasy beer, and avoiding the Sunday (and everyday) scaries.
The fellas discuss a Reddit army impacting the stock market, tapping into the NBA Top Shot market, DJ’s new workout routine, helping Brandon Staley become an NFL head coach, having nightmares about Chad Henne’s 14-yard run, a post-Super Bowl gambling cleanse, Rob’s #punktok obsession, Ready Player One’s greatness, munster vs. pepper jack, goat vs. baby goat, Friday work beers, and naming your own bar.
The fellas discuss James Harden complaining his way to Brooklyn, calling athletes fat (e.g. Eddie Lacy), traits that your friends talk behind your back about, Francisco Lindor being traded to the Mets, grinding through the winter, #GBEOD, eating chili dogs and watching the Browns, betting the Browns to beat the Chiefs (+385), the failed Golden Parlay, CJ Spiller and Scotty Pissen, the evolution of beer drinkers, and leaving listeners on a positive note.
The fellas discuss having the 158th biggest fantasy sports podcast, drinking expired beers, grinding through four months of suck, the golden parlay, the greatest Ohio sports weekend ever, 18 hours of Super Wild Card Weekend, settling bets with your friends, watching movies on tv, Rob’s LOTR obsession, getting lunch with Aaron Rodgers, Rob’s Chevy Impala, finding hitmakers like Kevin Siegel, Keno and roulette numbers, two bros drinking Rhinegeist Truth, the greatness of brewery tours, the overabu...
The fellas discuss Rob having COVID, how they’re spending their stimulus checks, paying off student loans right now, getting better at golf vs. gambling, the top 5 adult beverages of 2020, the greatness of Miller Lite aluminum pints, Browns vs. Steelers, Myles Garrett vs. Mason Rudolph, the state of Cleveland, grown men wearing jerseys (Part III?), 2021 goals and predictions, people wishing they were quarantined, and flying Frontier.
The fellas discuss how to use PTO at the end of 2020, the incredible Browns vs. Ravens game, the Cleveland Indians changing their name (Cleveland Grease?), a TouchTunes romantic comedy, unquestionably attractive people, exchanging certified locks for Christmas, the fried chicken bubble, Taylor Swift’s new album, giving up gambling for a year’s worth of salary, what makes a good friend, dipping sauces hitting their apex, starting Tyron Johnson in fantasy this week, liking beers that you don’t lik...
The fellas discuss the Jumanji house, Netflix pumping out Christmas movies, preheating in life, legalizing sports gambling in Ohio, watching games at Winking Lizard with your bros, defining your music taste by NPR Tiny Desks, songs that go (e.g. Zedd - Clarity), buying Christmas gifts for coworkers, giant pencils, things you think about when you fall asleep, Greasy tees (part II), Creed at the bar (part II), Brewdog Corner, canned mix drinks overtaking seltzers, Search That Volume 2020, and Brow...
The fellas discuss NFL football on a Wednesday, DJ’s cornbread on Thanksgiving, insecurities about their Spotify Wrapped, creating album podcasts, putting on for their city, rewatching Entourage, sharing friends of friends' HBO accounts, Sunday morning juice, Cleveland’s infatuation with Nick Chubb, the Ball brothers vs. Paul brothers, Russell Westbrook being traded to the Cavs (he wasn’t), @twopinkstarbursts on TikTok, DJ Chark’s wedding, liking your own text message, using windshield wipers to...
The fellas discuss Bud Light vs. Miller Lite, a Peloton trainer reality show, refraining from complaining post-Covid, contributing on Thanksgiving, Alice’s Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie, rigging the NBA Draft, the 2003 NBA Draft class photo, whether they actually like football or not, the “Gus Edwards” in your life, how the economy works, Double Stuf Oreo sales, JoJo buying a drink at a bar, Browns vs. Eagles, and gambling plays of the week.
The fellas discuss nitro beers, time zones, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, getting hyped for the Masters, Abraham Ancer’s caddie ripping darts, fall food (and beer) habits, The Queen’s Gambit’s greatness, participating in Movember, feeling bad for a college football coach that makes $500k, mildly famous people getting out of tickets, the biggest benefit of being old, a decent idea to blow up on Tik Tok, Fort Minor’s music holding up, and the legacy of Alex Trebek.
This week, DJ hosts an audio game show with no contestants.
The fellas discuss their best Halloween costumes, Antonio Brown joining the Bucs, OBJ vs. Hollywood Higgins, pulling Charizards in 2020, watching (or lack thereof) the World Series, Mookie’s cookies, bold second-half fantasy football predictions, election predictions, drinking ciders, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Harry Mack freestyles, good foods to eat while lying down (part II), Russell Crowe on a cereal box, judging people by their attire, the worst purchases they’ve ever made, buying an e-bik...
The fellas discuss the feeling of your favorite shirt being clean, Ohio State football coming back, betting 21.5 point favorites, “midrange” beers, the greatness of Dortmunder Gold, the North Carolina Senate Race (Cal Cunningham vs. Thom Tillis), being historically sexy, eating shit alongside the Browns, cashing out other people’s slot tickets to buy beer, “Raydiation” by Ray J (and the Perry Nuclear Power Plant), shorting the television and taco markets, the Great Lakes Exposition, and popular ...
The fellas discuss head coaches wearing face shields vs. masks, Browns (4-1) vs. Steelers (4-0), swapping bodies with a “buns” athlete, Freaky Friday Night Lights™, clambake season, transitioning into darker fall beers, the least likely celebrity to be on The Masked Singer, delaying your work lunch, how they articulate where they’re from, the best type of shirt, Sokolowski’s closing, and what they’re consuming this week.
The Browns are 3-1. The fellas discuss the possibility of the Browns being good, Kevin Stefanski's case for the hottest coach in the NFL, week 5 predictions, first quarter MVP's, how the team will fill the Nick Chubb void, if they're all in on Baker, the Brown they'd most like to get a beer with, and attending a game with 12,000 fans. Special shoutout to Coach Rosati (Perry legend).
The fellas discuss drinking beers with no regard, political talk in an office, paying taxes on future gambling winnings, COVID impacting week 4 of the NFL season, TVs on the floor, crappy recliners, Machine Gun Kelly's new album, fall footwear, what they're spending money on this week, championships without parades, if it's worth it to eat a Butterfinger, Return of the Mack returning, and Baker Electric Motor Vehicles. Note: A reference to Kristin Cavallari was edited out of this episode (Rob st...
The fellas discuss clickbait ads featuring Lily from AT&T, Sunday lowkey being the best drinking day, why people should care about playoff baseball, playing driveway basketball as a kid, struggling with their fantasy football rosters, Xbox and PlayStation's upcoming consoles, playing music on vinyl, robot handjobs, Kay Adams at the beginning of Ian Rapoport videos, and bagel-related search engine terms.
The fellas discuss “I can’t believe it’s already September” guy, sitting in the living room in your underwear, taking beer home from a party, the Browns early-season struggles, the ideal Sunday football tv setup, their day-to-day as billionaires, the grocery aisle with the stiffest competition, eating nugs for the Nuggets, Big Ten football coming back, Perry (Ohio) legends, relating the polio vaccine to current day, being a local sports radio host, and dealing with fantasy football injuries....
The fellas discuss rejected Ohio license plates, fantasy football draft highlights, what kind of kid they were on the school bus, the Odell Beckham poop situation, the Travis Scott Meal at McDonald's, doing fall activities, bold NFL predictions for week one (including Cam Newton being trash), the Planet Money Summer School, Myles Garrett/Greasy donations to Waterboys, the greatness of BODYARMOR, running out of podcasts, and money-making NFL locks (including a Browns upset?!).
The fellas discuss betting on the Kentucky Derby, the thrill of a pick six, Rob's top beers to drink in the fall, why Rob hates Fantasy DJ, a fantasy football bubble, brownies vs. cookies, Donald Trump pushing the Big Ten to start football, the type of guys they don't (and do) want to be friends with, putting ads on bananas, the first few episodes of Lovecraft Country, watching The Binge, David Blaine's Ascension, and picking between Austin Ekeler, Julio Jones, and Davante Adams.
The fellas rank draft day on the list of holidays, complete a first-round PPR mock draft, discuss what makes a great in-person draft, provide boom and bust picks (with a Ludacris twist), reveal hardcore locks that will make you a ton of money, play a game of Fantasy Feud, and have an in-depth conversation with one of the best commissioner's in the world.
The fellas discuss eating pierogies in the fall, talking about work with your friends, a bar drink elimination challenge, horse jockeys in a bubble, Jordan Clarkson and Jeff Green, rocking flannels and looking hot, Project Power, people not wearing masks in Chipotle, fantasy football on the horizon, twin sisters marrying twin brothers, chimps flying drones, the ultimate taco, and searching "Christian" based terms.
The fellas discuss the loss of the Akron football season, Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's running mate, taking a week off gambling, playoff LeBron, the first episode of Hard Knocks, the Greasy Movie of the Week (Project Power), speeding up podcasts, Cleveland's lack of a shitty local beer, going back to your high school as a semi-famous singer, emotional hedges when betting, and rocking Lake Metroparks gear.
