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Grand Moff Talkin': A Star Wars Podcast

Jake, Riley and Jazminsoundcloud.com
Do you like Star Wars? We like Star Wars. Do you like listening to three nobodies talking about Star Wars? We like listening to ourselves talk about Star Wars. Have you stopped reading? Probably. But if you haven't, maybe this is the podcast for you! Join these three nobodies (Jake, Riley, and Jazmin) each week as we scrape together some kind of episode where we talk about Star Wars on Grand Moff Talkin'!
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Episodes

EMERGENCY! Re: Grand Moff Talkin'

Riley, Jake, and Jazmin respond to a response to a slanderous and defamatory 5 star review of the other show Grand Moff Talkin'...if that is even really its name... Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @jaz_camille_ @rilesbowman Or send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Aug 18, 201917 min

109 - Fan Fiction Theater VII

This week on Fan Fiction Theater, we read another story written by a host, Riley! He's never really attempted Fan Fiction before, but in solidarity with his fellow hosts he decided to try and write something. You can follow along with the story here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13362157/1/The-Young-Man-and-the-Sea Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin' @jacobcrites @jaz_camille_ @rilesbowman Or email us your own fan fiction to read at: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Aug 18, 201951 min

108 - Thrawn Treason

This week on Grand Moff Talkin' Jake reads "Thrawn: Treason", the third book in Timothy Zahn's new trilogy. Before that we discuss a little bit of catch up news with Jazmin, then dive right into it. Did Zahn stick the landing with the third book? Find out on Grand Moff Talkin'! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @jaz_camille_ @rilesbowman Or send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Aug 11, 20191 hr 4 min

107 - Fan Fiction Theater VI

We're back with another edition of Fan Fiction Theater! This time we're reading a story sent in by a listener, and spoilers: This is probably our favorite one we've done yet! It's an excellent Star Wars Noir story by Darth Skuldren called "Late Shift". You can read along with us here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4242287/1/ Follow the gang on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @jaz_camille_ @rilesbowman And if you would like us to do a dramatic reading of your fanfiction with all the audio p...

Aug 04, 201935 min

106 - Fan Fiction Theater V

This week we have a very special edition of Fan Fiction Theater! We're reading our very own host Jake's fan fiction! He rewrote the script to The Phantom Menace to feel more in line with the original trilogy, and we read it! We don't have it available anywhere to read at the moment, hopefully that will change in the future so that you can read along with us acting it out. In the meantime slap on some headphones and join us as we try to save Naboo! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcri...

Jul 28, 20191 hr 4 min

105 - Return of the Jedi Commentary Part 2

This week we finish our commentary of Return of the Jedi! Follow along as we get to some of our favorite scenes in all of Star Wars! Yes, this description is lacking, but I'm tired so it's what we get. Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman @jazbrock_ Or send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Jul 21, 20191 hr 10 min

104 - Return of the Jedi Commentary Part 1

This week we dive into the last of the original trilogy, Return of the Jedi! It's also a momentous occasion because it is the Return of the Jazmin! (And yes we're all really mad we didn't make that joke in the episode) So follow along with your despecialized edition of Return of the Jedi as the gang talks through a movie we all like-to-love! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @jazbrock_ @rilesbowman Or send us an email at: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Jul 15, 20191 hr 12 min

103 - Fan Fiction Theater IV

It's time for another Fan Fiction Theater! In keeping with the theme of last week's episode we read this story: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2688370/1/Go-the-Distance about Jedi Knight Kyle Katarn. It's a nice little story about coming to grips with someone's actions while under the influence of the dark side, by the author Ghost. Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send us your own Star Wars fan fic to read on the show, we love all of it! grandmofftalkin@gmail.co...

Jul 07, 201942 min

102 - Jedi Outcast

This week on Grand Moff Talkin', after some Fallen Order News Gunray, we discuss a favorite Star Wars video game of ours: Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast It's a game starring Kyle Katarn, on an adventure to relearn the Jedi ways. We go into plot details, play some clips from the game, and generally talk about how much we love it. Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send us an email about how much you love Kyle Katarn! grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Jun 30, 20191 hr 41 min

101 - Alphabet Squadron

We're back from our one week break! Time to nosedive into a book all about ships! This week we talk about the new book, Alphabet Squadron. Confession: We didn't exactly finish it, but spoilers: it's not because we didn't like it! We did! In true GMT fashion we talk about many things other than the book, but hopefully by this point you expect nothing less. Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send us an email at: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Jun 23, 20191 hr 6 min

100 - Grand Moff Talkin'

This is it! We actually made it to episode 100! And it just wouldn't be Grand Moff Talkin' if we didn't spend over two hours talking about our favorite thing, ourselves. But seriously, this has been such a fun thing for us to do every week, and we're very excited for the future of the show. And even though we started this as a passion project just for ourselves, we can confidently say the only reason we're still excited about doing this every week is because of you, our listeners! So thank you f...

Jun 09, 20192 hr 22 min

99 - Lightsabers

This week we talked about one of the most iconic parts of Star Wars, the Lightsaber! We discuss how it was portrayed in Legends, to how it's used in new canon, and what things we would like to come back in regards to the Lightsaber. Then we go on to rank our top 5 Lightsaber fights of all time! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Jun 02, 20191 hr 13 min

98 - Master and Apprentice

This week on Grand Moff Talkin' we talk about a recently released album, "Dedicated" by Carly Rae Jepsen. We also kind of discuss the recently released book "Master and Apprentice" by Claudia Gray. We love this book! It puts Qui-Gon in a light we've never seen him in before, adds to The Phantom Menace, and explores themes seldom broached in the Disney Canon. Obviously there are spoilers, starting around 15 minutes in, but we give fair warning and recommend that if you have any interest at all, c...

May 26, 20191 hr 4 min

97 - Fan Fiction Theater III

It's time again for Fan Fiction Theater! This time we read two shorter stories from way back in the day, both in the Comedy Genre! Our first story is "the good, the bad, and the funny": https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8399/1/ I've debated including the second story in the description because spoilers, we couldn't get through it for reasons we didn't feel comfortable discussing, but it's called "Naboo Who? Just Gimme That Jedi: An Obi/Ami Parody". It gets a little uncomfortable near the end, and it ...

May 19, 201941 min

96 - The Empire Strikes Back Commentary (Part 2)

It's finally here! After one week of waiting, part 2 of our Empire Strikes Back is out. We finish the movie, I don't remember what we said so I hope it's relatively entertaining! What a good movie this is. Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman And send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Our big 100 is coming up soon, so if you want to have an email read on the show send it now! Even if it's just telling us how dumb we are, we might read it to celebrate!

May 12, 20191 hr 7 min

95 - The Empire Strikes Back Commentary (Part 1)

This week we dive into one of the best Star Wars movies ever made! Empire is now in a phase where it tends to get overlooked because it's tired to say it's the best, or your favorite...but it turns out it has that reputation because it's actually really good! Join Jake and Riley as they watch the first half of ESB, and are just happy to be watching a movie they love! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

May 05, 20191 hr 7 min

94 - Avengers: Endgame

Welcome to "Mjolnir, in your Ear"! We promise we'll stop talking about Marvel movies soon, but hey it's our podcast and this is a pretty big movie we watched. Avengers: Endgame dropped this weekend, and Riley and Jake saw it, and have a lot of things to say. BE WARNED: This episode is full of SPOILERS from the beginning. We didn't feel like trying to dance around with a spoiler free review, so we just jump into it a few minutes in. I can't believe we talked about it for almost as long as the mov...

Apr 28, 20192 hr 30 min

93 - Fan Fiction Theater II

It's time for another edition of Fan Fiction Theater! This week, we read a story from 1998 called "Daddy Gave Me A Name", don't worry, it's not what you think. Through fan fiction we delve into the name Skywalker, hot on the heels of the reveal of Episode IX, where it seems like the name is going to take on a new meaning. Learn what this name could have meant to Luke in his childhood, and how he might deal with the absence of his father. Follow along with us here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/73...

Apr 21, 20191 hr

92 - Celebration News (Gunray)

It's the glorious weekend of Celebration! And Jake and Riley are celebrating by...sitting in their living room talking about stuff. But really, we discuss the new trailer for episode 9 that was revealed during Celebration, and other random bits including of course revisiting The Last Jedi and...Lost? Welcome to Grand Moff Talkin'! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman And please send us an email grandmofftalkin@gmail.com

Apr 14, 20191 hr 11 min

91 - Let's Talk About Marvel, Baby

This week on our Star Wars podcast, we talk about Star Wars' cinematic sibling, the MCU. We start by talking about the impact, if any, Marvel's success has had on the way Disney makes Star Wars films, but let's be honest here...Jake and Riley are rewatching the entire MCU in preparation for Avengers: Endgame, and they just wanted to talk about how much they enjoy all of these films. And wait until you hear the secret guest we got for this episode! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcri...

Apr 07, 20191 hr 8 min

90 - Fan Fiction Theater I

Here at Grand Moff Talkin' we have a history with Fan Fiction. Aside from all of us reading it from time to time, one current host and one past host have even written fan fiction! It's one of the ways fans can express their feelings for a franchise they love. And with more and more IPs being owned by fewer and fewer corporations, it's one way to make something you love feel more personal to yourself. All this to say, Jake and Riley read this https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2728/1/Tales-of-the-Jedi-...

Mar 24, 201947 min

89 - NJO: Hero's Trial

This week on GMT we discuss the 4th book in the New Jedi Order series: Agents of Chaos I: Hero's Trial, by James Luceno. We have thoroughly enjoyed our dive into the NJO so far, will this be our first hiccup? Join us as we talk about Han's journey of dealing with the fallout of Chewbacca's death, Luceno's love of big words, and perhaps our longest dramatic reading yet! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman And please give us a rating and review on iTunes, or wherever y...

Mar 17, 20191 hr 33 min

88- The Future of Star Wars (Kinda)

I'm sorry I don't even know how to describe this episode. We were gonna talk about a book, but then we remembered a good email we got 3 months ago that could lead to some fun discussion and it did! But then we also talked about like how much money the cast of Lost made? Again, I'm truly sorry, but you should know by now not to expect better of us! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman

Mar 10, 20191 hr 20 min

87 - The Force In Movies

This week Jake and Riley discuss how to force is portrayed in movies, as well as how it evolved over the decades and trilogies. As the for(c)emost authority on Star Wars canon, how the movies characterize the force is very important to how all other media treats it. So join us as we dive into a movie by movie discussion, focusing on how much we love the force! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman

Mar 03, 20191 hr 3 min

86 - NJO: Ruin

This week we have a sad announcement to make, then we discuss the next book in the New Jedi Order series: *clears throat* Star Wars: The New Jedi Order: Dark Tide II: Ruin by Michael Stackpole. Join Jake and Riley as they discuss the continuation of the Yuuzhan Vong invasion in a series they really love! Follow the group on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman

Feb 24, 20191 hr 39 min

85 - A New Hope Commentary Part 2

Part 2 of our commentary of A New Hope, and guess what? We still love the second half of this movie, too! We start at the small training scene with Obi-Wan and Luke on board the Falcon, and finish the movie up. Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @rilesbowman @jazbrock_

Feb 17, 20191 hr 8 min

84 - A New Hope Commentary Part 1

This week is Part 1 of our commentary for A New Hope, the movie that changed the world! We have special guest Chelsea, along with regular hosts Jake and Riley as they sit down and watch a movie that everyone unequivocally loves. Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @jazbrock_ @rilesbowman

Feb 10, 20191 hr 2 min

83 - The Force in Legends

We start our first of several episodes over the next couple of months discussing the Force in Star Wars, this time focusing on how the Force is portrayed in old Legends media. We go over powers and ideas we miss, things we don't miss, and our hope for the future when it comes to bringing ideas from Legends into the Disney Canon. We also receive a brief visit from an old friend! It's the year of no bad episodes, and this is no exception. Meaning it's good. For sure. Trust us. Follow us on twitter...

Jan 27, 20191 hr 25 min

82 - Episode IX Predictions

A year of NO BAD EPISODES begins as The Palz discuss their hopes, dreams and screams for Star Wars Episode IX: Working Title! Now that we've recorded this, expect the title of the movie to drop tomorrow! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @jazbrock_ @rilesbowman

Jan 13, 20191 hr 31 min

81 - NJO: Onslaught

We're joined once more by special guest Mack from Super Movie Ball, this time to discuss the second book in the New Jedi Order series: Star Wars: The New Jedi Order: Dark Tide I: Onslaught. Another in a long line of ridiculous Star Wars book titles. Reading the title of this book is quite an Onslaught, eh? Eh? Okay I'll quit. We discuss the deepening mystery of the Yuuzhan Vong, the deepening character development of the Solo children and the deepening disappointment of having to read about "Sla...

Jan 06, 20191 hr 23 min
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