On a very average episode of Grand Moff Talkin', the guys talk about Leia: Princess of Alderaan by Claudia Gray. Two out of three hosts read the book, and one of them didn't like it. Who it is WILL SHOCK YOU! Let your hair down and join us for this cliff-climbin' adventure as we discuss Leia's journey to princess-dom. Follow the guys on twitter if you want: @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman And then send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com k thx bye
Oct 30, 2017•1 hr 4 min
In what may be the first good episode of Grand Moff Talkin', the boys discuss Star Wars Rebels, from Season 1 all the way to the Season 4 premiere! Everyone is nice and says good things and nobody gets hurt. We're your friends, guys. Please love us. This is all we have. Follow this group of guys who say things on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or you could send us a little email, and we'll read it on air! grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Don't forget our website that Jake...
Oct 22, 2017•1 hr 43 min
Last Jedi Trailer 'leased this week, Is broken down by podcast geeks, And we take a long look, At the new Phasma book, By HeyThereDelilah StarWars Dawson'sCreek. -Kermit the Frog Thanks for listening! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send us an email: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com
Oct 15, 2017•1 hr 39 min
After a brief side-bar about the Nolan Batman Trilogy, the Moffy Talkies discuss Star Wars in its entirety from front to finish without interruption. If you made it through this one without throwing your phone, maybe use it to follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or you can write us an email and tell us that we should only stick to Star Wars: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Hope you don't hate us too much! Bye!
Oct 09, 2017•1 hr 39 min
On this week's E-Eww episode, will we finally learn the fate of the captured Qui-Gon Jinn? Who is the evil experimenter? Why did they take our chill bro, Qui-Gon? Will we get a scene where Obi-Wan sensually shaves someone's head? Well, dear listener, there's only one way to find out! Strap into your seats, set your whips to "Laser", and follow Isaac along as he talks about "The Evil Experiment"! Follow Isaac and also the other two on twitter, if you think that might make you happy: @grandmofftal...
Oct 02, 2017•55 min
After an in-depth discussion of J.J. Abrams returning to Episode IX, the GMT Three put on their Rose From Last Jedi Tinted Glasses and grand moff talk about their favorite Star Wars video games! Jedi Outcast! The Force Unleashed! Episode I Racer! The Episode III Movie Tie In Game! It's some video games, some of the time, on Grand Moff Talkin'!
Sep 26, 2017•1 hr 51 min
Hello there, listener, glad you could join us. We're talking about Inferno Squad for video game month, and yes it's technically a book, not a video game, but if we let that stop us then we wouldn't be the three idiots you know and probably tolerate. No spoilers, but it's a very good book we all like. Also there actually will be spoilers so keep that in mind. We also stage an intervention for Jake. Hey this description sucked but it's late and Jake needs to write the real one, so this will probab...
Sep 18, 2017•50 min
It's video game month on Grand Moff Talkin'! The Boyz and Guest Grl kick it off with the N64 classic, Shadows of the Empire! Enjoy the delicately curated combo of author-apologies, fan-fiction-fixation, and longing for linearity. Plus, stay tuned till the VERY end for a special in-memoriam for former Episode IX director, Colin Trevorrow! Follow the gang on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send them an email at: grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Thanks for listening!
Sep 10, 2017•1 hr 14 min
Hey there! Quick change we need to talk about! We're gonna stop having these E-Ew episodes as bonus ones, because Riley is lame and has a job and can't find the time to edit two a week sometimes. BUT HAVE NO FEAR! We'll still be talking about all the silly books we're reading, they'll just be on the regular schedule. Now with that podgrooming out of the way, get ready for the Jedi Prince himself! Join the boyz as they talk about the Second Book in Book One of the Sextuplet Series comprised of Tw...
Sep 04, 2017•49 min
Sure, this week's episode delves deep into the age-old conflict between the Jedi and the Sith. Sure, the Moffz talk about the curious prevalence of shoulder pack missile launcher grappling hooks. Sure, the history of the Sears-Roebuck labor ethics are discussed in extravagant detail. But all of this pales in comparison to the surprise introduction of a new, special addition to the GMT-crew: D.A.R.E. Officer Isaac. So put a little pep in your step with this week's ep of Grand Moff Talkin'! If you...
Aug 27, 2017•1 hr 11 min
Grab your stick and throw a nugget: it's time for Grand Moff Talkin'! After discussing the latest news (Gunray)(Is that legal?) and balancing positivity and criticism, the boyz-with-a-Z get to the one question that has plagued mankind from the beginning of time itself: "Do you think of McDonalds when you go into Chipotle?" And then they get to another question, which is, "How's Star Wars these days?" Join Riley, Jake, and Isaac in a rousing discussion of the current state of the franchise, their...
Aug 21, 2017•1 hr 23 min
The Boyz (and one grl) play an RPG, and things get insane. GM's Note: I am so so sorry you're about to listen to this. If you somehow still feel the need to have us in your lives after this, you can follow us on twitter! @grandmofftalkin' @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or send us an email! grandmofftalkin@gmail.com
Aug 14, 2017•1 hr 17 min
OH HI! Riley is writing the description this time, because Jake is busy and also I forgot until right now that I have to do this. Uhhh so it's another Minor Moff Talkin', though it's really long this time. We talk about Trouble on Cloud City! It's in the young jedi knights series, you know. All kinds of stuff happens, probably. I am a professional. Hope you enjoy it! If you made it past the description, congratulations! Now you can follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @eyewreck @r...
Aug 11, 2017•1 hr 7 min
The good news is the Boyz are finally grand moff talking about something that happened in the year of our lord 2017. The bad news is that Jake is a real bummer about it. This week on Grand Moff Talkin', it's Timothy Zahn's novel "Thrawn". Jake is so sad that he was a bummer, that's all he sent me for a description. Know what would make him feel better? If you followed him on twitter! @jacobcrites You can also follow the rest of us! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @rilesbowman And as always send us an...
Aug 07, 2017•1 hr 25 min
The Boyz may have recorded this before The Last Jedi behind the scenes trailer came out, but that won't stop them from releasing the chillest episode of Grand Moff Talkin' yet! That's right: it's the tired, bloated ramblings that constitute Riley, Jake and Isaac's Episode VIII predictions! Sup with Rey? Sup with Kylo? Sup with Porgs and/or Porgies? All this and more on a very sleepy Grand Moff Talkin'! You can follow all of us on Twitter, if you would be so inclined! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @...
Jul 31, 2017•1 hr 37 min
It's another scholarly dive into the literary realm of Star Wars Expanded Universe children's books as the Moffs dive into Isaac's pick: Jedi Apprentice: The Deadly Hunter! Gracefully thread your PLUMP fingers to your podcast app and immerse yourself in the book's sprawling vistas of diners, hotels, and that's basically it. If you think you smell some sauce that's a little too spicy, it's probably this episode of GRAND MOFF TALKIN'. Follow us on Twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @...
Jul 28, 2017•43 min
Praise the Force Man! It's Part 2 of our Force Listener Questionaganza! The Moffing Talkers get into force prayers, Leia's Force bummer, and all the creeks you can shake a Yaddle at, this week on Grand Moff Talkin'! Follow us on twitter, if that's something you'd be into. @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites @rilesbowman Or email us, but no one ever does. grandmofftalkin@gmail.com Also we have a website now! grandmofftalkin.com Go look at it, it's pretty. Also we might post articles and thing...
Jul 24, 2017•47 min
With the movies behind them, the Moffing Talkers move onto what truly matters: you. They asked for your questions on the Force, and now they're answering them in the most long-winded, tangential way possible! Plus, the Boyz catch up on all the news (gunray) that's happened in the month since their last recording sesh, such as the departure of Lorde and Frank Miller, The Forces of Destiny's Child, and the latest film from Trevorrow Never Dies. It's the first in a new non-film-discussion era of Gr...
Jul 17, 2017•1 hr
The Moffing Talkers' deep-dive into the Star Wars EU continues with Riley's pick: The Glove of Darth Vader. Enclosed you will discover a MID (Most Imperial Discussion) of acronyms, the plight of SW's (Space Whales), and a yearbook featuring MOM's (Multitude of Moffs). It's time to curl up with a good book...and then close the book so you can listen to this week's episode of E-Eww! Follow us on twitter: @grandmofftalkin @jacobcrites @eyewreck @rilesbowman You can also email grandmofftalkin@gmail....
Jul 13, 2017•51 min
It's finally come to this. The final half of our final discussion of the Star Wars films (...until Episode 8). Laughs! Tears! Fears! It's the insult-driven, fart-humor-extravaganza we like to call TFA Part Too! So we made it! But we're not done yet, we got new stuff coming every week still. Don't go anywhere! We recorded a listener question episode already, but we'll always accept more for a future episode! So you can sent those questions to grandmofftalkin@gmail.com or the twitter @grandmofftal...
Jul 10, 2017•1 hr 16 min
It's the beginning of the end (of their movie discussions, anyway) as the GMT Three discuss Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Gets Woke. Riley's love of the opening words of opening crawls continues, Isaac questions Finn's vernacular, and Jake presents an important philosophical question on Star Wars names that may crumble the foundations of over a hundred years of cinematic discourse. It's another Star Wars love-fest on this week's Grand Moff Talkin'! Send us a question or comment by email to gran...
Jul 03, 2017•1 hr 14 min
"Star Wars is wonderful even when it's terrible, which brings up to E-Eww," the semi-regular series discussing the so-bad-they're-good entries in the Legends canon. This time Jake gets the rare opportunity to talk for far too long about something as he discusses the unlegendary-Legends entry, "Young Jedi Knights: Return to Ord Mantell." Han! Lowbacca! Jaina! Anakin! Anja! Lil' Kim! DJ 3D-MC! Farms! Mountaineers! Knaars both dog and wall! It's the middle school book report you never asked for on ...
Jun 30, 2017•51 min
Driven by a distressing combination of hubris, boredom, and chicken poison, the Boyz attempt to discuss all three Orginal Trilogy films in one sitting! The mystery of Isaac's trench-run hate is solved! Jake's terrible RotJ opinions are revealed! And Riley is frustratingly reasonable on all points, but Isaac and Jake abuse him anyway. It's mostly Star Wars most of the time on Grand Moff Talkin'! If you'd like to send us a question, or comment, or invite to your wedding, you can email us at grandm...
Jun 26, 2017•1 hr 34 min
When has become now: The GMT Patron Saint himself, Grand Moff Tarkin, formally enters the discussion, and he's shinier than ever! Tarkin! Krennic! K2S-Jokes! It's three buds Talkin' 'bout three of the main ones in round one of Part Two of Rogue One! If you'd like to get in contact with us, specifically to let Riley know he was right about K-2SO being great and that Jake was wrong, email us at grandmofftalkin@gmail.com or you can follow and talk to us on twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacob...
Jun 19, 2017•1 hr 5 min
In the first ever Minor Moff Talkin', Riley, Jake, and Isaac introduce a new semi-regular Legends-centric series: E-Eww! Also, the Boyz list the Top 5 things they learned from a certain Rodeo. This episode brought to you by Chef Boyardee Beefaroni Mail Meat! If you'd like to talk to us, or even at us, you can email grandmofftalkin@gmail.com. Or find us on twitter! @grandmofftalkin @eyewreck @jacobcrites and @rilesbowman
Jun 15, 2017•37 min
The Boyz finally agree on the quality of a Star Wars movie in Rogue One: A "The Wars" Story! Is this the best looking Star Wars movie? Is Giacchino's score low-key incredible? Will Jake ever shut up? (No) All this and more on this week's Grand Moff Talktacular! Send any and all questions to grandmofftalkin@gmail.com, or follow us on twitter @grandmofftalkin, @rilesbowman, @jacobcrites, @eyewreck. We love you!
Jun 11, 2017•1 hr 7 min
To the relief of Riley and the chagrin of Isaac and Jake, our discussion of the prequel trilogy comes to a close with a sprawling chat about the novelization of Revenge of the Sith, and occasionally even the movie. Does Anakin's fall to the dark side work? Does Palpatine look like a bloated bullfrog? Do we like Star Wars? The answers to all these and more on this week's Grand Moff Talkin'! If you feel the need to contact any of us you can email grandmofftalkin@gmail.com, or find us on twitter @g...
Jun 04, 2017•1 hr 22 min
This week, Riley, Jake, and Isaac talk at obscene length about the Kroger VHS smash, Attic of the Clones. Listen in amazement as the three discuss/debate the merits of Ring Theory, the coolness of Dex's diner, and the confusing appearance of a chauvinistic man from the 1940's who keeps popping their studio. It's the most combative episode of Grand Moff Talkin' yet, and we must say, one of the finest we have ever created.
May 29, 2017•1 hr 47 min
To finish their discussion of The Phantomeness's totality, Riley, Jake, and Isaac debate: Qui-Gon's morality, Shmi's inevitable fatality, and the space battle's banality. It's all "-ality's", all the time on Grand Moff Talkin'!
May 21, 2017•1 hr 2 min
In the first and worst episode of Grand Moff Talkin', Riley, Jake and Isaac discuss: their 100% mutual love of the prequels, Lego appendage transplants, the unsung heroics of Battle Droid #1 [editor's note: OOM-9], and laborious sports metaphors. It's the mumbling, cross-talking, scene-by-scene breakdown of The Phantom Menace you never asked for or wanted, all for the low price of an hour of your free time!
May 15, 2017•1 hr 10 min
