Billy Briggs has been so consumed with Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit that he made a special track in his house. His girlfriend is not happy, and has decided to let Billy discover via his Mario R/C Racer car that she is being intimate with other men!
Travel agent Jeremy Gable is trying to make money through creative means...even if it includes cashing in on the drive-in movie theater craze by screening adult films and allowing people to watch via a website what happens inside each car (without telling the theater customers). What kind of creepy stuff is that? We discuss!
Grade A Nation welcomes Aubrey to the show. She discusses all sorts of things in her life: her love of beating special needs children in sports, how to thrive despite not being in a relationship for five years, her crush on Alex Jones, and the appeal of eyelid tattoos. Aubrey has a mouth that is dirtier than a state fair outhouse, but we love her anyway. This episode is not for those of the faint of heart (or social justice warrior types). Check out Aubrey on Instagram at https://www.instagram.c...
We discuss a tumultuous week that ends with the passing of game show icon Alex Trebek. Since he will have a lot of free time in the near future, would Donald Trump be a suitable new host of Jeopardy! that will bring the country together? Is a hologram Alex Trebek out of the question?
Larry Insell says his sister thought that when she saw Larry logging into his Gmail account that he was looking at a naughty man-on-man website called “Meat Lovers.” Larry blames the new Gmail logo for causing confusion. It certainly didn’t help matters that “YMCA” from the Village People was blasting out of the TV since Larry had a Trump rally on in the background. Sheesh!
Substitute teacher Paul Dawson is screening an anatomy video in a bathrobe over Zoom to middle schoolers when he gets up to make Hot Pockets....totally forgetting that he has no underwear on. Makes Jeffrey Toobin seem mild in comparison!
Relationship expert and couples therapist Michael Ficus comes on to claim that both Doc Rivers and Rush Limbaugh are not “real men” for crying in public...and then calls out survey researcher Nigel Lee for stealing the name of adult day care center operator Dale Pine while cohosting Grade A Nation. Awkward!
The crew discusses the shocking news that both President Trump and the First Lady were diagnosed as having the coronavirus. Is Hope Hicks responsible? Will President Trump recover and become a born again Christian tweeting out Bible verses? What does President Trump kissing the First Lady with meatloaf remnants in his mouth have to do with all of this? We discuss in yet another Grade A Nation that goes off the rails!
Good Times Tom Ladoux gets free meals from fast food restaurants by playing the Ron Paul stroke audio when placing an order at the drive-thru. He's manipulating people for sympathy. Isn't that shameful? We discuss!
The crew discusses the ad campaign in Finland featuring the Burger King mascot making out with what looks to be Ronald McDonald. Someone says they are uncomfortable now to order any items with mayonnaise on it because they are not sure if it is mayonnaise or Ronald McDonald "love juice." Totally ridiculous!
News reports claim that President Trump wants to be added to Mount Rushmore. Are the critics of President Trump being fair? Will South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem change her last name to something that doesn't sound like the word "gnome?" We discuss!
A financial advisor claims a cost effective solution to making sure students are safe with school re-openings is to convert backpacks into masks that students wear. Is this a credible idea or a half-baked idea? We discuss!
A member of the Grade A Nation cast went on an inappropriate website at the recording studio, an adult page called Latin Leche. He claims he was merely looking for delicious horchata to drink. Do you believe him?
A provocative photo of Jerry Falwell Jr. where his fly is halfway down seems to have gotten him into hot water. Are all good people of faith allowed to walk around with their fly down, even with no underwear is on? We discuss!
The Ellen Show has been accused of some very serious things regarding misconduct and toxicity in the workplace. A Grade A Nation panelist thinks it is because people are jealous of Ellen DeGeneres and her alpha male big dong energy. Oh, brother!
The group discusses why seeds might be coming from China. Can the seeds grow a McDonald’s Happy Meal tree to grow in your backyard? You won’t believe the outrageousness!
The group discusses the surprising firings of Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews from ABC's Dancing With the Stars. Chaos breaks out when someone recommends Naya Rivera as the new host and then says Nick Cannon is going to be Kevin Arnold's dad in the Wonder Years reboot. Sheesh!
On this installment of Grade A Nation, an attempt (emphasis on attempt) is made to celebrate the lives of two icons: Joel Schumacher and Carl Reiner. Instead, time is spent on wild rumors like Joel Schumacher being shot by police at an ampm convenience store. Will the madness ever end?
On this installment of Grade A Nation, we discuss how companies might replace now controversial product branding. Instead of Aunt Jemima, would you buy a box of Aunt Agnes featuring a white woman with pancake batter spread across her mouth? Would Ben Shapiro make a good replacement for Uncle Ben? A provocative conversation indeed!
On this installment of Grade A Nation, we discuss whether an African-American man as "The Bachelor" will heal racial tensions in the USA. Also, is the national outcry over the police going to result in the band "The Police" being taken off radio? Sting probably won't be singing "Every Breath You Take" any time soon -- insensitive to George Floyd's family!
Dale Pine and Good Times Tom Ladoux propose an outrageous giveaway promotion that they claim celebrates the memory of George Floyd. What do frosties from Wendy's have to do with George Floyd? Try to figure out their convoluted logic on the latest installment of Grade A Nation!
Sacramento Kings play-by-play announcer and radio talk show host Grant Napear was fired for tweeting All Lives Matter. Is tweeting this an offense that can cost someone their jobs they have held for decades?
Joe Rogan and the Call Her Daddy hacks are making big money podcasting. Is it deserved or earned? Chris Thomas discusses the Joe Rogan to Spotify deal and the mediocre looking Call Her Daddy girls getting put in their place by Barstool Sports with Dale Pine and Good Times Tom Ladoux.
Chris Thomas discusses the 2020 San Diego Comic-Con (SDCC) being cancelled due to the pandemic. Michael Ficus gives his thoughts on landlords trying to romantically take advantage of tenants that cannot pay rent due to the coronavirus.
It looks like the XFL 2.0 is already finished. The AMC movie theater chain is considering bankruptcy. Can all of this be pointed to the stay-at-home and social distancing orders pushed by Dr. Fauci? We talk to someone who passionately thinks so!
The professional critic Good Times Tom Ladoux is concerned because all his area's restaurants, stores, and movie theaters are closed given the pandemic, so he has nothing to review. In desperate need for cash, he proposes a service called "House Calls for Good Times" where people can request to have their temperature taken from home. If they have a fever, they get a pamphlet and can watch on video as one of Tom's relatives engage in "self-love." If they don't have a fever, they can pay a fee and...
Travel agent Jeremy Gable has fallen on tough times because of the coronavirus pandemic. Now he wants to create a unique experience where a person has to get out of an escape room located in an abandoned Chinese food restaurant filled with stuntmen of Chinese heritage pretending to cough on the person attempting to escape. Jeremy says weapons are allowed in this escape room. He sounds desperate!
Corona discusses how her children's hand sanitizer stand was demolished by someone. Domenic Taylor says that the coronavirus is disproportionately in "Godless" liberal states, which means it is an act of God. Ridiculous!
Substitute teacher Paul Dawson describes how he steals from the school food pantry created for needy students because the panic over the coronavirus meant his favorite chili con carne cans were all gone from the supermarket. This is a tale of disaster preparedness driving a man over the edge!
Survey researcher/analyst Nigel Lee gives a sexually inappropriate “get well soon” card to his niece being held in quarantine to make sure she does not have the Coronavirus. Good grief!
