How this royal celeb plans to stay relevant and enter the consumer market

Welcome to episode sixty. Our most unhinged and cake bossed episode yet.

This week’s drinks

Poppi Root Beer 👍

Motto Sparkling Matcha 👍

We're talking:

• The feud between Malibu Juice Club and Malibu Beach Club. We discuss this DTC lifestyle brand feud and the accompanying Reddit snark thread
• Is Meghan Markle’s “The Tig” really going to compete with Goop? We discuss the state of celebrity lifestyle brands and whether they’re here to stay
• Researchers have developed a new blood test which aims to help detect anxiety from biomarkers. Sexy Unique Scam or Stan?

Our Haunted Carts

This steamer

These Violet_FR serums

Sunfood, Organic Cacao Butter Wafers

Gift For Women-Cake Decorating Supplies Kit

Genetic Genie