The Hoarder Mindset: A Humorous Journey

Hi, I'm Kevin. No, I'm not Kevin. What's the line? Hi, I'm Jack.

Hi, I'm Jack. And I'm Kevin. This is good company in the car. Music. Test one, two, test, talk. I was talking. No, no, no, we're doing it now. Just real quick. Oh, I thought for sure you were recording me. No, I just started. Oh, see, look at me. Hello. Okay. You don't screw it. Let's just start. Okay. So it's a little chaotic tonight, people, but, uh, folks, people, people's your line. People, people, you got to say it like that. People, people.

It looks like I'm getting good levels, so I'm not even going to. Okay, good. Oh, he was trying to get me saying something stupid. No, I wasn't. And I said, oh, you just started to roar. He goes, why the hell not? So he just started. So hold on. I got to stir my drink. Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. So I've developed a new, my new drink.

It is diet, seven up Sprite, whatever, whatever the, the, the, the. and my whipped or slash vanilla vodka because I have so much fucking caffeine in my system because I drink Diet Coke all day. So before I was drinking my vodka with the Diet Dr. Pepper cream soda, which is absolutely delicious. And then I switched over to the Diet Dr. Pepper cherry with cherry vodka, which was really delicious, but it's just too much caffeine and I got to get off of it. It is.

I didn't realize there was caffeine in Dr. Pepper, and I didn't realize Dr. Pepper was the second biggest soda in this country. I didn't either. That's crazy. I thought I assumed Pepsi and Coke were always a war. I thought it was Pepsi, Coke, Sprite. I thought Dr. Pepper was way down there. Under Coke? Yeah, I didn't. And Dr. Pepper is pretty much just spiced root beer, right? I thought Dr. Pepper was a Pepsi product. I don't even know,

but I just didn't think that flavor profile was that popular. I love Dr. Pepper. Diet Dr. Pepper was the first diet that came out that tasted really good. Didn't you have a Mr. Pibb recently? Yes, I did. Driving back from Florida, I had all kinds of fun things. I had a, a cream, a moon pie. I had an RC. I had a. You know the band NRBQ? NRBQ. They were kind of, they were like the poor man's Grateful Dead. Okay. And they had a song, uh.

RC Cola and a moon pie. Yeah. When we lived in Florida, that's what you would, I'm dating myself. You know, you'd go to, we called them Jiffy stores. We didn't call them 7-11, we called them Jiffy stores. We'd go to the Jiffy store, you'd get an RC. What'd you call the bar? You got a, what? You'd go to the Jiffy store and you'd get an RC and a moon pie. I want an RC and a moon pie. I'll play you the song. You would really like it. I want an RC Cola and a moon pie. Oh,

that's really funny. Yeah. And so driving to and from Florida, I had my Crystal Burgers. I had, oh, there was some other weird candy I had that I haven't had in forever. Oh, crap. What was it? Was it a chocolate? It was a candy bar of some sort. Something that I don't, you know, I never get it. A Charleston Chew? I love Charleston Chews. So did I. Because you could crack them. Yeah. And there was some other homespun candy I had.

I can't think of it off the top of my head. Anyway, but my Mr. Pibb and Mr. Pibb is, and it wasn't a diet. It was a regular, right? It was a regular Dr. Mr. Pibb. It was a regular Mr. Pibb. And it was yummy. I mean, it was really very tasty. And I was like, I think I like Dr. Pepper better. It's the poor man's. Yeah. And Mr. Pibb has a weird fan base. There was a whole, was it the Simpsons or Family Guy? They had a whole episode that it was Family Guy, American Dad.

And stan is a big mr pibb fan and they were going to mr pibb because they were going to close it down stop producing it and i don't know it's a thing there's a whole subculture with mr pibb mr pibb it's i don't know which ones are which but dr pepper and mr pibb are opposite one's coke and one's right so it's dr pepper i think dr pepper's coke i think dr pepper's coke you're right so and then and then i don't people barks root beer yeah you have not had barks root

beer holy shitballs is it really good and i we were in a restaurant down in florida and i call them robo coke it's a it's a big you you big machine you can pick all the different i call them robo cokes and i was pressing all the buttons and i found barks cream soda ew oh my god it was vanilla cream soda But it was so delicious. Don't you remember I kept, I'm like, I gotta get another soda. And I kept filling up, filling up, filling up. But you're Jewish. Have you ever had egg cream? Yes, I have.

I've also had a celery, celery soda, celery, celery soda, yeah. And they didn't do anything for me. No, you know, I, you know. Like lettuce soup. I was lettuce soup.

Well, I will say though, that of all the places where you can get fountain drinks, and I'm gonna say it again.

Mcdonald's mcdonald's fountain drinks taste the best and i don't know why i might it's because they use beef fat that wouldn't surprise me but i'm under the impression that the water they use is cold as opposed to most of the cold and filtered probably probably and that's why it tastes a little bit better but but i'm still mad at them because they changed the straws the straws are no longer the white with the red and yellow now they're all clear and i'm sure it's an ecological thing,

but you know, and of course, every time somebody says something to me about ecology, I'm like, I am all fine. I don't have any problem with all that, but there is no way that me drinking a diet Coke from a McDonald's cup in Alexandria, Virginia is putting a straw up a turtle's nose in the East China ocean. So that's all I got to say that. You say that. And yet here we are.

Um yeah um that stuff that was funny i know had a really funny bit about like i could solve the world's problems if you would just listen to me stop having children we could have the best party for the next 60 to 70 years blowing through all the natural resources i don't give a shit about the planet i hope it blows up when we're gone between now and then we could have the best time Well, I have no problem because what was it?

You made fun of me because I put something in the recycle bin and you were in the recycle. I have one of those trash cans that's got the blue side and then the green side. And I actually put a bottle in the recycle side. And he was like, why did you do that? I go, what do you mean? And he goes, you put it in the, why didn't you just put it in the garbage? I said, I put it in the recycle thing.

You never recycle. You don't. I recycle. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Last night, the sanctimony, the sanctimony, you never, ever, ever, do that. I come in here and you've got a sleeve, an empty sleeve of 12 Coke cans and you use that. You never use the recycling. You almost never put a liner in the bin thing. Then last night you were like, I always do this. You never do it. You never do it. You put your aluminum cans in the garbage. You do it in Florida.

I picked them out. Don't do it. No, no, no, no. And then you were sincerely trying to do the Jedi mind trick on me.

Like I always do this. I'm like, no, you don't and you double down on it and i was like you never do it you never do it you're the worst oh that's funny you know i'm speaking the truth i'm going to tell you why why it has been proven especially here in this area that your garbage and your recycling is going to the same place it's not being i don't believe it okay and anyway pope pious whatever about 25 years ago said recycling is

if you're a good catholic you recycle i'm not a terribly good catholic but it's really you might meet on fridays right well during when i don't i have lobster that's really i told you about that time as we were driving past the the the where the priests live it's escaping me at the moment seminary no that's where they go to school oh no the the priest at saint parsonage no the i thought that's where the priest that they lived in the parsonage is.

Where ministers live that's uh the the oh hold on the priest sells the priest for the time being anyway it was during lent and as we passed by you could see in by their garbage can back in the 70s when you got lobsters they were in these cardboard boxes that had a lobster on the side of it and i my dad turned to my mom he was like nan i don't think eating that's in the spirit of eating fish on Fridays for Lent because the priest had ordered lobsters.

That's really funny. Sacristy? Sacristy. That's what it's called? The house? The sacristy, yeah. I think so. Hold on. We're back. It's not sacristy. It's rectory. So as we drove past the rectory, which was right next to the church, there are these piles of boxes of lobsters. And my dad dryly looks at my mom. I don't think, Dan, that's in the spirit of Lent. I know your dad was Catholic, but was he like a good, I mean, was he, I don't mean. We went to church.

We never missed church on Sundays. He did? He did too. He went. Oh yeah. No, no, no. He went. I mean, but I, you know.

Well, you know what I mean? like because frank says he's a recovering catholic you know and uh yeah that's a that's an old yeah i gave up i gave up my religion for lent right that's really funny hi frank hi frank so uh i hope you're i hope you're getting in shape like rocky getting ready to come out for the match of a lifetime oh to that end oh segue oh his segues are getting better people uh-huh So, uh, Jack was putting in an effort today because I put in a solid four,

maybe let's call it four for the sake of morale. We'll call it four. A solid four hours. And basically I got rid of a lot of bed linens, but it was just organizing so that I could begin to do stuff because the house is just, he had to organize to get to get going. Yeah. The dog was not happy. The post doesn't like it when you're in that room. So the big bedroom, the big bedroom, if I'm in there, that means I'm traveling or someone's coming.

So, so when I'm in there and he gets antsy, it's very, and he wouldn't leave me alone. He's up my ass the whole day. So it was really kind of funny. And, but I was going through like, I, okay. So when I would go home to visit my mom and dad, I had a set of sheets. My mother always put on the bed. They were yellow Ralph Lauren. It was a floral print. It was a bright. What was the thread count? It was Ralph Lauren. And so what, 350? It wasn't very high, but it was Ralph

Lauren. I'm asking questions I don't know the answers to. Oh, okay, okay, okay. What is a good thread count? Oh, six, seven. Yeah, yeah. Like my good sheets. Yeah, yeah. Those are six and seven. But I love my Ralph Lauren because he gets so soft. Anyway. Like, you know whose fur when he swims? Oh, by the way, if we didn't talk about that, Reagan's swimming in the pool every day, all the time. His fur was so, I was like, I want to cut him up and wear him. His fur was so beautiful.

You kept saying that. I was like, is it? You're like, oh, you're so soft, baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's a little, he was like a little puffball. And he likes being dried off. Oh, he loves with the towel when he gets the rubbed out afterwards. Yeah. So going through my, basically it was bed livens and blankets and sheets. Bed knobs and broomsticks. Yeah, it was all that kind of stuff. And I have a closet upstairs that all of it goes into.

And it was in vast disarray. And part of the disarray was because. By the way, in the Disney catalog, bed knobs and broomsticks is an underrated classic. It's fabulous. It's funny as fuck. That and Candleshoe. I don't even know Candleshoe. I love Candleshoe. Jodie Foster, Helen Hayes, David Niven. Great movie. Yeah. She's a long lost heiress and she goes in to do a, what is it when the, oops, sorry. I just hit the microphone with my hand.

What is it when thieves go in a heist, not a heist, a job, whatever. She's picked up to do a job on this Candleshoe place to find the golden treasure. I have seen it. I saw it at the Colonia in Norway. Oh, there you go. It is probably one of my, I just love it. It's so sweet. And Helen Hayes is just so adorable. And Jodie Foster is like 12, 13. I don't know how old she is. And there's a group of kid actors and it's just silly fun. And those old Disney movies are funny.

Anyway, I found sheets from, okay, so my, I moved here in 19, I moved to DC in 1988. Are we going to talk about the sheets from the hospital? Yes.

And when I moved here in 1988, I came, when I finally got my own apartment, I had a full house. I had, you know, kitchen stuff and all that stuff. And most of it came from my Aunt Mabel because she had just died. I don't think I've heard you talk about Mabel before. I've not talked about Aunt Mabel. So Aunt Mabel. Annaloo, yes. Yeah. And my Aunt Mabel was my mother's aunt.

It was my mother's mother's sister. So she was my great aunt and aunt mabel was a little bit above a raising and she was a little fancy she liked her mink and she liked jewelry and she liked her stuff and she had a restaurant and she had a you know she her husband was the one i can't jet down in um in georgia and she'd kill anybody aunt mabel didn't. I know I told the story recently where my uncle Charlie ran, went, ran away.

He went away for a weekend to go gamble and drink. And he came back with a mink coat and a diamond diamond ring. Yeah. Cause I was wearing the diamond ring because my mom got it. And then I got it. Cause yeah. So make up for him just disappearing. He must've done well at the table. He must've done well. He was, he was a butcher. So, uh, for Pittsburgh. So there's Van Vlack. That's the last name. Apparently Van Vlack is a big name in Pittsburgh.

Not a big name. Like, but I mean, there are van vlaks in pittsburgh anyway so when i moved when i moved got my first apartment a lot of my household stuff came from aunt mabel's house like pots and pans and can openers and all that kind of shit like crusette luck no no it was all it was revere where now i could now see that's really funny revere where was a very standard stainless steel cookware and it had a copper bottom it was a it was a good nice looking it was a good stuff

and mom got a set from my one aunt when she got married and i got revere where when i got one of my first julia child have that no well probably yeah because julia child look to the left look to the right people julia child was not a pan snob yeah she would she would like no you can you can cook in a crappy pan it's how you cook it's not what you're cooking. Do not buy a $300 frying pan. Just get a good cast iron pan. That's what she always said, a good cast iron pan.

So anyway, so I'm going through my sheets and towels and stuff and we had, okay, okay. This is going to be interesting. Do you know what a bath sheet is? I sure don't. Okay. A bath sheet is approximately the size of a twin sheet. And it is a, I think it would be considered a heavy flannel sheet.

We had them. They went on our beds. You made the bed and then there was a, a flan this bath sheet on top and mom said that they used to use them like for old people after an old person would take a bath they would wrap them in this flannel sheet thing and it was like a big towel and like mummify them well no but you know it was like just to wrap them up so they have something to keep themselves warm after their baths so i had like i think i

counted like eight of them and i'm like what am i and they're all so small i have king-sized bed you know i what am I going to do with these? So I made a big stack and I have to double check, but I believe that if you go to the dog pound, of course they don't call them pounds anymore. They call them shelters. If you go to the dog pound, dog pounds want sheets, towels, blankets and stuff for the dogs. So I have got a humongous stack. Real quick. You know that song who let the

dogs out? Woof, woof, woof. It's really kind of shitty because they're talking about ugly women coming to the dance floor. Oh my God. Did you know that? No, I did not know that. Who let the dogs out? I thought it was about guys going out, looking to get laid. No, it's not. It's a really. Who let the dogs out? Oh, and who's the first one to start dancing to it? It's Chick. Oh, that sounds really racist. Sorry. I'm going to say I'm going to edit that out, but I'm not going to.

No, well, you know, come on now. So anyway, so I have a huge stack at the top of the steps on the second floor. And it's, I don't know. It's she, it's, it's just a bunch of, they're all in good shape. I really feel.

You guys. People. people i'm a hoarder hi hi my name is jack i'm a hoarder knowing it's not so i have all of this stuff that well i can't get rid of that because what if i need it for something and then in the back of my head i can hear my best friend frank going for all the parties you have well you know you need five punch balls no so i never threw anything away so uh so i still have like i had linens and stuff before, you know,

when I had my own house and apartments, and then finally when I bought my own house. And then when mom moved in with me, all of her shit came with her. So I don't have one of anything. I got, you know...

50 towels i've got 50 you know whatever whatever so going through that closet and and going through the lint my bed closet not the linen because i think linen closet is towels and sheets whereas i have a cloud a towel closet and a sheet closet anyway my friend tim was telling me at work another friend of ours dan he got married to his wife in their 40 late late 30s 40s they but they both had a full compliment right and so they didn't get rid of anything so we went over to their apartment they

had two coffee makers two microwaves two couches two love seats two of everything and he was like it was just weird then they didn't get rid of anything and it was everything was doubled up there was two of everything so at this but again at this stage in my life and i'm trying to downsize i'm trying to get rid of stuff and i'm just it's just ridiculous so like i said i have a huge pile the the current bed linen closet is very streamlined i still

have to fold and put away the quilts and blankets, but all the sheets and stuff are very streamlined. And I'm actually kind of a little, uh, proud of yourself, a little, little proud of myself because I eliminated...

75% of the stuff that's in the closet. That's great. So I have two, what do you call them? I have a trundle bed. So I have two twin bed things going on for guests. You know, you put it together, makes a king size bed, you know. Anyway, so I have- You know what they say? A journey of a thousand miles starts with organizing your linens. Well, you got to make- What? You're goofy. So I have a little special cache of twin size stuff.

So I have two, because this is the weird thing that's in my mentality. You don't have one of anything because what if something happens to it? So I have two twin beds. So I have four sets of twin sheets just in case. Well, yeah, two for each bed. And backup blades for the bread maker you never used. Exactly. As I'm sitting here in the middle of the table, the good company in the car studio, there's a Hamilton Beach home baker bread maker.

And because I thought, well, I'm going to be using this thing for the rest of my life. I bought backup blades in case anything ever happened to the blades inside the bread maker. And that thing is like a Mormon's kidney. It is showroom news. No, that's not true. I used it to make dough and I used it to make bread, but I never, because when you made a bread in it, it was like a, it was like a goddamn cement block. It was this huge thing of bread. Anyway, so back to the beds.

So look to the left. I'm not proud of this. I'm not proud of this people. I'm not proud of this, but I've spent a lot of time in hospitals.

Well you worked in one and then i worked in one and then my mom and my dad was always in one so in hospitals if you in decent hospitals they have those really nice cotton throw blankets that are the top blanket on a on a hospital bed right well i have a small collection of them uh-huh and a couple of hotel a couple of towels i don't know why you're there's no marriott towels in my, I don't know what you're talking about. Do you remember when they had ashtrays in McDonald's?

Those are super collectible. Are they? They're super, super collectible. Yeah. It's very funny. So going through this closet of all these bed linens that I'm getting rid of and quilts and blankets and all this kind of crap, I'm like, oh, this blanket came from St. Joseph's Hospital where I used to work, where my dad was off the patient. And tell me what you did. You collected the money for the, you had to pay to watch TV. Yes, that's what I did. That was my job.

Put quarters in it and you get a half an hour. No, no, no, no, no. you paid by the day so i think it was like a dollar 50 cents or 75 cents a day or something like that but you had to go to the actual unit and collect the money no i walked around with a bag of money and a clipboard and a calendar and i'm like okay mr mcmahon how long would you like to rent the tv well yes i would okay well if you it's it's i don't remember two bucks a

day it's no it wasn't that expensive because i think the whole week was like 10 bucks or something like that but then did you turn the tv on yes there was a key and you had a key for a key and i locked and then they were on these arms and they swung around i remember that tvs yeah and they swung around to your face and i had keys for them so and i would move them from room to room because we didn't have one for every bed and so if it was an empty room you took the

tv out and put it in a room do you remember your outfit of choice to wear to work i could wear whatever i wanted what did you wear though it was well i wore jeans but it was business i dressed i you know that's another thing you remember you remember what you wore i can in my head yes in i never got credit for being well dressed when i was in high school no you didn't or wearing your car right or the first guy to wear calvin klein jeans jackson jr

high school your sleeves up like don johnson exactly. So i would go to school i would go to school i got off school and i went to work and i dressed very preppy button downs, polos, you know, herbal back. Well, a lot of cost was eyes on back then the little alligator shirts or whatever. And, you know, sweaters and, you know, whatever pants. I wore loafers all the time. Loafers is any loafers. I did. I wore Weegins. They were all Weegins. Bass Weegins.

Gold standards of loafers. I still, you know what? People, this is the sign of a hoarder. I have my very first pair of Weegins. I still own them. Oh, good. I got them in seventh grade, sixth or seventh grade, because I went from tennis shoes to loafers. And I have had them resold two times. They're still in the closet and they still fit. because, of course, because I continued to wear them, they stretched to fit my feet.

And you still have them up there right now? I still have them up there right now. Okay, of the 80 pairs of shoes, I could see you holding onto that pair for sentimental value. Ha! Well, no. Those Elton John's stacked shoes, if you get rid of them. Oh, shut up, let me know. I would take, once I moved here to D.C., there's a department store that's here. I'm sure it's all over the country. It's called Nordstrom. And the fancy-schmancy Nordstrom in Pentagon City, there was a guy who shined shoes.

And I would take my shoe there because I, my dad was a shoe shiner. I mean, he would shine your shoes and they look brand new. And of course, when I moved away, I'm too lazy to do it myself. So I would take those shoes in and I, they look brand new for years and years and years. Anyway, they are so old. I've lived here since 88, so you can do the math because math is hard. That's like 40 years I've had those shoes. Uh-huh. And I can still wear them, but I haven't worn them in a really long time.

Yeah. And then, of course, at some point. 37 years. I got to a point where I never, ever wore socks with them. Right. So I'm sure they're. Kind of stinky? No, because I took care of my shoes, Kevin. You wipe your shoes out after you've worn them. You do what now? Oh, my God. I guess that's why my. So when you have a decent pair of shoes. My Sperry smelled like awful. No, you spray with Lysol so they don't stink. No, mine was. Or you just wash them occasionally. No, no, they were like an

entire ecosystem. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially after working at the Crab Claw. Ew! And all that like crab juice and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brutal. So anyway, so there was a blanket from St. Joe. There was a blanket from Ruby Memorial in Morgantown. And there was a blanket from some of the, I think mom was in the hospital here in Fairfax.

That's where the blue ones came from. them yeah fancy ones yeah but unfortunately this is kind of creepy and i don't mean it to be creepy but that's kind of the way we are i think i have the blanket that my dad died under because it's a white cotton hospital blanket yeah it's a white cotton and when he after he died and they took his body i fold that fucker up and put it in a bag he would want you to do that what he would want you to do that yeah and he had gallows yeah it was he thought it was

yeah and my sister took a pillow she was holding a pillow when her dad died she was holding she walked out of the hospital holding that pillow i mean you know anyway so anyway so i still have sheets i i there was a sheet i found a flat a full-size flat sheet it was teal colored and that i got rid of i'm i'm taking credit for that that i know was on my bed when i was in grade school wow. Wow. And it's weird because I don't think of it.

It's not a matter of hoarding. I mean, yes, it is. I know that. Don't tell me it's not. It's definitely that. But it's like, well, you can't throw it out because it's still good. There's nothing wrong with it. That's just the hoarder thing. I know. I'm going to make this recipe someday. That box. That's the, I need that box. I need this little piece of wood. I might come in handy.

So I'm a little proud. And then, of course, in the good company in the car studio, it is called the Doom Room, as you've heard me talk about before. And Kevin was like, what are you going to do with that? And I was like, oh, I can get rid of that. That's no problem. And behind. And then I go to take it up. So, well, let's just take it to Goodwill. Not today. But behind him, I can see a turntop record player. I can see albums. Those are going.

I'm getting rid of all that shit. There's two big boxes of albums. People think albums are valuable. They're not. But they're only valuable if they're in good shape. And even then, they're not. Well, if they're in good shape or they're particularly rare. I don't have anything that's in good shape, and I don't have anything that's particularly rare. People who take in those stores, what do you call it, consignment or whatever, we don't want records. A dollar.

We'll give you a dollar. They're like, we don't do records. No, but if you walked in with like, well, there was only 200 in the first cutting or print. But it's never that. It's always just this.

Because as I'm looking now, it's really funny. i can look through the side of the box on the one and it's chris montez is the first album i can see it chris montez was a a singer in the 60s he he was friends with the guys from the beach boys and he said the moon i see you the moon he had a high-pitched chip monkey voice yeah that album came from mom and dad's yeah it's not worth anything i know that jesus christ well i just trying to drive that point home. I know.

But then I looked, oh, because this is what brought this on. To my left, there's a glass display case. And in the glass display case, I had every intention of trying to make it look fancy. Rodale. So Star Trek is on the second shelf up with the original Star Trek. Six million dollar man Bigfoot. I haven't gotten to that yet. The Star Trek Enterprise play set with all the original dolls.

Then the next step up is six million dollar man. There's a Bigfoot doll and Lizzie Wagner and Max, the bionic dog. And then the next step up is these wood toys I've had since I was like four years old and a Lego set, a Lego space set. But on the top of it is pumper number nine by Play-Doh. And when I was like five or six years old, this came out and I got it for Christmas. It is a fire truck and you use the ladder to push the Play-Doh through the thing to make the hose.

And there were little molds to make fire hydrants and make the helmets for the firemen. And I bought one on eBay and, I was so, this is, this is what, I think this is what Kevin is talking about this stuff. So I bought that pumper number nine and I brought it home and I played with it. I bought brand new Play-Doh. So it was nice and soft and I played with it and I loved it and it was fun. And here I am at 40 or 45 or however old I am.

And I'm sitting there playing with Play-Doh and doing, I did the same thing with my light bright, but anyway, I can't get rid of the light bright. Actually it's Christie's.

I'm going to give you back that Christie then. so anyway so the the pumper number nine and i played with it and literally i was sitting here before we were recording and and i said you know that pumper number nine it brought me such joy when i because this is the thing with the swedish death cleaning and all that stuff right people assign this emotion to stuff right and i'm looking at that and i'm like it wasn't the one i got and i had that thing forever because after i

stopped using it for play-doh i still used it as a fire truck and i put my other things in it and ran around or whatever so anyway so this is technically an antique toy hey i just thought of a contest okay if somebody would like a 1972. No 74 okay let's just say 74 don't make that fit he's mad at me because i'm rambling Well, no, because you're getting, like... You. No, no, no. Yeah, what's the comedian? I don't know. Her husband always corrects her. Oh, Leanne Morgan.

Leanne Morgan. It was Wednesday. Okay. Now you're doing the same thing. So if somebody would like a vintage in really good shape Play-Doh Pumper No. 9 play set with the fire truck... I'll even give you a play... Well, the Play-Doh is probably dry now because I haven't played it in a long time.

I will send it to you. so that's a contest a good company in the car play-doh pumper number nine content, let's just go to the facebook page so anyway so I was looking at that and I said it gave me joy I enjoyed having it I enjoyed buying it the luxury of being able to buy something that's stupid etc etc and now it's collecting dust and I need to get rid of it right so now that kind of stuff will be really easy to get rid of I'll have no trouble getting rid of that Good.

So. I hope you feel that way about everything else down there. I would say there's 60% of the stuff in the house I could do that with. Let's get that up to 90.

But I know I got to get rid of 90% of my stuff. The important thing is you made a big dent today. I tried very hard. Let's celebrate that. Now, again, we don't have a gambling problem, but we are off to see you. Takeda. Thank you for listening. Thank you. We're worth it. Music.