Celebrate our 2-year-anniversary with World Famous Drag Queen: Trixie Mattel! Hang onto your wigs as we unpack Joe and Andrew's long-time yearning to be drag queens, Trixie's views on podcasters, the concept of cacio e pepe, party and play, and more. For more, join the community on Patreon! If you want to take ownership of your health, it starts with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/GOODCHILDREN. Thank ...
May 01, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! The boys discuss the summer going into 8th grade when they both signed up for football camp at Joe's future Catholic high school. After a day of trying their best to fit in, they uncover a dark secret about North Korea. Also: is it up to Good Children to save the Dippin' Dots Dynasty? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 24, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 35
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Let's take it back to April: Through The Years. The boys discuss important April pop cultural anniversaries including movies like The Hannah Montana Movie and Ella Enchanted and music like Taylor Swift, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 17, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 3Ep. 34
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week join us on a retrospective through the hairy times of puberty and all that comes after it. from pube-plucking to eyebrow threading to back waxing. Plus, take a field trip with us to Alivio Wellness! If you want to take ownership of your health, it starts with AG1. Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase at drinkAG1.com/GOODCHILDREN. Head to FACTO...
Apr 10, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 3Ep. 33
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! This week, the boys put on their professor hats and answer their own early-20s question: "Why Don't I Fit In With Gays?" Let's get deeply introspective about the plight of the newly-out gay man and all of the trauma, insecurities, and fears that go along with it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 03, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 32
Get even more personal with us with bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! Prepare to have your bones chilled as Andrew tells what he believes is a fun and silly story about his study abroad experience in our favorite country: Australia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 27, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 31
This week we let the listeners behind the microphones for a riveting Q&A running the mental and emotional gamut of the human experience. [Video will be returning to Spotify soon-- until then, all episodes are on YouTube!] Subscribe to Patreon for a bonus episode every single Friday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 30
Subscribe to our Patreon for a new episode every single Friday! (This week we're taking you on an extended trip to the cafeteria)! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50 and use code GOODCHILDREN50 to get 50% off pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. Let's celebrate the rich cultural history of Ireland. From bagpipes to beer to Academy Award nominated actresses, and a chilling true story of Andrew's lessons in bagpipes this episode covers some of th...
Mar 13, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 29
Join us on Patreon for a new episode every week! Embrace the most embarrassing moments of your entire life with special guests and iconic sister duo Drew & Deison Afualo! From falling at your band concert to collapsing in front of kickline to Peeta Mellark drag to getting hit by a car, you are genuinely guaranteed to laugh out loud multiple times in this very special episode! Thank you so much to Spotify Studios for letting us shoot in your beautiful space! Learn more about your ad choices. ...
Mar 06, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 28
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys bring it back to the basics with a manic conversation on extracurricular activities. Enjoy a trip back to high school and all the trauma that comes along with it: from lacrosse locker rooms to DECA meetings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 28, 2024•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 27
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Head to FACTORMEALS.com/GOODCHILDREN50 and use code GOODCHILDREN50 to get 50% off pre-prepared chef-crafted and dietician-approved meals delivered right to your door. This week the boys have their most important discussion yet: ranking (sugary sweet) breakfast cereals. Join them on a journey to the center of the Cheerio with twists at every corner: buffet horror stories, an edible at Anything Goes, and the death of Sea World. Learn more ...
Feb 21, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 26
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! This week the boys take a trip down memory lane to their very recent respective quarter-life crises. Whether you're selling international travel during a pandemic or editing videos for supermodels, there's always time to turn a new page and start a new chapter. So pull up your salmon pants and dive deep into the Curio Shop of life with us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 25
Join us on Patreon for a bonus episode every single Friday! Gear up for Valentine's Day with the only Valentines you need this year: your favorite podcast duo. This week, the boys discuss the season of love, curbing your dog, Carrabba's Italian Grill, and the deeply isolating experience of a queer childhood. PLUS: A walking tour of Massapequa Park and a chance to join Andrew on the worst Valentine's Day in history! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 07, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 3Ep. 24
SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR A BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY! Break out your burn books because this week the boys are taking you to Northshore High for a look back on all things Mean Girls (gender neutral). From the classic film that shaped American history to the movie musical that's shaping TikTok discourse to the random kids in high school that permanently shaped how we see ourselves, this episode runs the mean girl gamut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 31, 2024•58 min•Season 3Ep. 23
Bonus episodes every Friday on Patreon! MYSTERIES! SECRETS! PHOTOSHOP! Sit down with Royal Hegyes for his first on-camera interview in ten years as the boys unpack what it means to truly reinvent themselves. Plus: return to Joe's 17th birthday party and hear directly from party guests as they give alibis and throw blame over who tossed several beer cans over the fence that host August night. ALSO: get answers on who rang our doorbell last Christmas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...
Jan 24, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 22
BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Today's episode is NOT FOR OUR MOMS!!! Let's talk the myths and lore and facts and fiction about gay sex. Everything from douching in public bathrooms to shoving water bottles down our throats at the lunch table in high school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 21
BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Who would win The Hunger Games? Who would win a figure skating competition? Who would die in a Shakespearean drama? All these questions and more are addressed in our first truly miscellaneous episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 20
BONUS EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY ON PATREON! Well it's over. Let's discuss our favorite parts of the past year, the most popular resolutions, and some of our biggest regrets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 19
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! After an agonizing three weeks of terrifying our beautiful good children with prosthetics and beating any subject relating to Christmas to an absolute pulp, the boys go for one last ride as Cindy Lou Who and Mayor Augustus Maywho. On this episode, they discuss their favorite things from the past year and try relentlessly not to sound like they're doing sponcon. Does Andrew eat a chocolate bar a we...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 18
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys try to stay on theme this week by talking about TLC original series, but start with Lifetime original Dance Moms and then just decide to start telling random stories, INCLUDING: Joe almost getting stabbed (again) in 7th grade, Andrew's personal trainer quitting on him (again) in 10th grade, the (not-so) secret romance between Elvis-loving nuns, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. ...
Dec 14, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 15
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! JUMPSCARE! The boys are back for a very special episode of the podcast featuring YOU! After watching Andrew DIY his costume and a lively discussion about their own Santa Claus journey's let's take a few calls from our listeners on the Nice List this year about the moment their creepy little polar express bell stopped ringing. PLUS: A disastrous Wendy's experience, a special guest appearance by Ama...
Dec 14, 2023•56 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys set the holiday season off on the right foot by discussing some of their favorite Christmas classics, with a special attention to detail on Home Alone. PLUS: A peak into the archive for a very special iJoe holiday special, a life-changing trip to Wendy's, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Dec 14, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 3Ep. 16
Join us on Patreon for a bonus video/audio episode every Friday! It's that time of year! Join Lorelai Gilmore and Sookie St. James for a retrospective on the controversial holiday of Thanksgiving. Whether you're a fan of the dog show, the Macy's parade, sp*rts, or just here for the food, you'll always have a seat at our table. PLUS: the BFB caller returns with an exciting update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 22, 2023•58 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Join us on Patreon for an extra video/audio episode every Friday! This week, the boys discuss the complicated and difficult reality of best friend breakups, including the years of their lives when they weren't exactly best friends themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 13
The boys talk catered events and, more importantly, the food at those events. In their investigative journey they ask hardhitting questions like: Who do you think invented the fried Oreo? Why can't Andrew pee at a urinal? Why are funnel cakes so hard to eat? Why are weddings $200,000? Is James Charles OK? Subscribe to Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 08, 2023•59 min•Season 3Ep. 12
The boys discuss the perils of modern dating, the terrors of dating in high school, the insanity of Andrew's type, the horrors of Joe breaking up with his high school girlfriend, the deep brokenness inside us all that shouts mercilessly into the void "YOU ARE NOT WORTH OF LOVE!!!!" and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Time for even more Halloween antics with a heavy dose of Four Loko. Reflect on the wonders of the Jersey Shore years, Andrew's too-good-to-be-true party story, a hypothetical home invasion, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 25, 2023•51 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Let's celebrate Halloween with a spooky episode where we reflect on some of our favorite Halloween memories, audition for roles in the next live action Peter Pan, discuss SMEG appliances, dressing up for school, and immerse ourselves in a deeply theatrical game of FMK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 18, 2023•45 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a Good Children Study Abroad trip to Italy next summer and we want YOU there! First step: fill out this survey link. We’ll circle back with details soon! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 stars ...
Oct 11, 2023•53 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Pasta, wine, Lizzie McGuire, podcasts, Roman statues, food tours, cooking classes, your favorite gay podcast duo… and YOU? We’re planning a Good Children Study Abroad trip to Italy next summer and we want YOU there! First step: fill out this survey link. We’ll circle back with details soon! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes every Friday! Find out about merch, tours, and more HERE. Don't forget to rate us 5 ...
Oct 11, 2023•53 min•Season 3Ep. 8
