The GBGBs have entered a special New Years time warp on floor 9 of the Haunted Holiday Hotel. This week we battle against the ghosts who will try to keep us here reviewing Bloody New Year (1987) FOREVER! Thanks for stopping by! REMEMBER TO BE SAFE WITH FIREWORKS
This week the GBGBs are reviewing Gremlins (1984) for our Christmas episode! If 1 out of every 10,000 Mogwai is good, is 1 out of every podcast as bland as the GBGBs??? We wont show you our bad side if you follow these easy rules, NO water, NO food after midnight, and NO bright light! Thanks for stopping by!
Welcome to the GBGB Saint Patrick's Day holiday horror special with Leprechaun 2. Tune in and throw on some green so you don't get pinched. Thanks for stopping by!
It's our first take at reviewing a Christmas themed Holiday Horror movie! Krampus flew in a bit earlier than his nicer cousin Mr. Claus and we have our hands full.. The toys are destroying everything and Krampus' Helpers ate all my cranberry sauce! Luckily for us Ryan came prepared to keep the in-laws busy... IT IS TIME FOR DOGS VS HORROR SURVIVOR! Thanks for stopping by!
We KNOW what you did last summer! All of you.. Every single one... However, the GBGBs will not be taking any action against anyone for what we know they did last summer as long as they listen to this episode. Thanks for stopping by for our 4th of July SLASHER!
Welcome to our Thanksgiving week special of the Haunted Holiday Hotel where we review ThanksKilling! TWO out of THREE GBGB hosts would not advise you to watch this movie. But if you were a 'Farm Fresh Necromatically Raised'(tm) Turkie would you listen to them?? NO! Turkie would do whatever Turkie dang well pleases and make sure to kill any humans that cross Turkie's path! Thanks for stopping by!
Is Michael Meyers 'Just a Guy'? Could YOU outrun him? He can get around a car, start it, and drive away in the blink of an eye but we never see him run.. And he can pick a person up with ONE HAND.. Personally I think the GBGB Meat-a-zord could take him down in a fight! Come check out our thoughts on Halloween (1978) in this weeks episode, thanks for stopping by!
This week the GBGBs are reviewing My Bloody Valentine (1981)! Coming smack dab in the middle of the golden era of slashers we find ourselves in a Canadian cheese mine. The villain in this one is truly a member of the Haunted Holiday Hotel. Come for the Holidays and stay for the Horror! Thanks for stopping by!
Keep your jack-o-lanterns lit, candy bowls filled, and costumes in check if you hope to survive Samhain this year... It would be a shame to lose another listener to Sam.. We open the season 4 of the Good Boys Gone Bland Haunted Holiday Hotel with 'Trick 'r Treat', a yearly favorite for Ryan! Come join us in the start of this spooky elevator ride, and please, try not to get slashed..
As Old Yeller ends, the gate to the dog house opens. 10 Good boy movies behind us, I can hear the Movie Mansion calling.. It is time yet again for the state of the podcast.. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR VERBAL COMBAT! This week the Good Boys pitch their ideas for the next season.... What could it be?!? Thanks for stopping by!
Here we are at the end of the Dog House, with one of the dogs that started it all, Old Yeller! The most RAW performance we've seen by a dog and boy yet. This movie will teleport you straight back to the 1860's, and we aren't sure that is a good thing.. Summon your inner Arliss and lets get down to reviewing. Thanks for Stopping By!
DEAD IS BETTER, DREW BUDDY! Jump on in to this weeks episode of the GBGBs where we review Pet Sematary 2! This is the heartfelt story of a boy, his friend, his friend's dog (Zowie), a ritualistic burial site that brings creatures back from the dead, and a WHOLE LOT of murder. Thanks for stopping by!
The GBGBs have their first Guest Gone Bland when long time friend Micheal Bland (Alaskan, Dog owner, DIY TV show star) joins the show! This week we SERVE up the 5th installment of the Air Bud franchise with, Air Bud Spikes Back. If you're reading this, they really SET themselves up for failure with this movie. How can you expect Air Bud popularity to SPIKE when it goes straight to DVD!? Let us know what you think about dogs competing in amateur and professional sports for humans!...
Welcome back to the Dog House! This week we have guests visiting from the prestigious Mayflower Dog show, and let me say, they are certainly up there on the patented Woof-O-Meter. We learned a lot from this movie. Some stuff about dogs.. A lot about nuts from Harlan Pepper.. And most important of all, how best to commentate on literally anything from Fred Willard. Thanks for stopping by!
This is it folks! Pure unadulterated CHAOS. Is this season going to just be Scooby-Doo themed from here on out? Personally I think the wheel-o-chaos is favoring our big great dane buddy Scooby-Doo with the second live action movie in the franchise, SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED! Would you choose to be haunted if your ghost did all the maintenance on it..? What if they kept your bathroom really clean but scared you every time you washed your hair?! Thanks for stopping by!
The Good Boys team up with Mystery Inc. this week to review Scooby-Doo (2002)! The nostalgia is hitting hard in this hearty quasi-adult/children's movie. We warm up with a spooky-dooby-doo mystery improv skit before jumping on the plane to Spooky Island and solve the mystery of the Scooby-Doo Woof-O-Meter!! Thanks for Stopping By!
The boys take a wild ride down to New Orleans for the animated classic All Dogs Go To Heaven, starring Burt Reynolds as a bad dog gone good. This movie has everything: a singing alligator, ray guns, fleas, and deep existential implications that might be too much for a children’s movie. Things also get a little heated as the boys debate the woof-o-meter and what qualifies as a dog movie. Thanks for stopping by!
Three Alaskans jump on their movie sled to review Snow Dogs! Trust us folks it really is that slippery in Alaska and everyone does in fact own a dog sled team. Can this sled team race Snow Dogs to #1 on the Woof-o-meter or are they going to take home the red lantern?!
Week two in The Dog House and the ground is SHAKING! Rest assured folks that isn't an earthquake... ITS CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG! Clifford stars in Clifford's Really Big Movie and is working in a circus to earn food for life. The boys talk about Clifford's origin story and what kind of freak large creatures the US military could create if only Emily Elizabeth loved them... Thanks for stopping by!
The GBGBs have made their way outside the movie mansion and are hanging out in the DOG HOUSE! We are coming in hot for episode 1 of season 3... Our first stop is with the Michael Jordon of dogs, sporting champion of Fernfield Washington, GREATEST DOG ATHLETE OF OUR GENERATION, AIIIIIIIIIR BUUUUUUUUUUUD!! Does anyone remember how wild this movie is? Who in the world signed off on a basketball playing golden retriever, alcoholic clown villain, and TWENTY minute excursion into dog law? Listen as we...
One last HURRAH! Our time with Matthew McConaughey comes to a close. Did the GBGBs pick the best movies for this season? It's hard to say, but we know Matt has become truly bland. Come enjoy the final McConaughey overview with us and send him off to being Gov'ner of Texas. FINALLY It is time for CHAOS. After presenting their choices and a lengthy ranking session, all season three topics are loaded into the WHEEL OF CHAOS(Picker wheel)!! We don't even know where we will end up next!
The GBGBs are reviewing The Lincoln Lawyer for our 10th and final McConaughey's Mudroom movie. Catch Matthew McConaughey riding around town defending clients in his Cartier Edition Lincoln Town Car, the car where it all started! It's all Lincoln commercials from here on out folks! ONLY LINCOLN COMMERCIALS! HE IS THE LINCOLN LAWYER. BUY A LINCOLN NOW! Thanks for stopping by!
SOMEBODY GET BEN AFFLECK ON THE PHONE, MATT IS TRYING TO HIT ON JENNIFER LOPEZ. The only couple we support here on the GBGBs is Bennifer Affpez, and that is a fact! In this episode we respond to our first tweet ever! The question, what kind of Pokemon would you be? And finally we get down to reviewing The Wedding Planner with Matthew McConaughey reprising his villainous sexy sleaze role and J.lo really locking it down. Thanks for stopping by!
Would you eat at Garlic Garden Bistro??? Be honest! Cleverbot joins us in the Mudroom for some Mon-bleut action! It might be time to fire him.. Finally the boys review The Gentlemen! Matt stars as a marijuana kingpin in ENGLAND looking to take a step away from the business and run for governor of Texas. If you like Guy Ritchie we think you're going to love this one. Thanks for stopping by!
Check out Ryan's very own Survivor special in this weeks episode of Good Boys Gone Bland. Afterwards we review The Dark Tower (2017) starring Matthew McConaughey as The Man in Black and Idris Elba as the GUNSLINGER! There were a few technical hiccoughs in the making of this episode, Jace has this to say - "We've been trapped for three weeks.. We have nothing to eat.. Our attempts to watch and record our thoughts on The Dark Tower have been foiled at every turn. We believe Matthew McConaughey is ...
It's the 70s and Matthew McConaughey makes a devilishly handsome (if you like weird dudes...) debut in Dazed and Confused! This drug-fueled disco ball keeps on shining no matter how much we scream "WHERE IS MATT!!?" into it. The Boys discuss the unlikely come-up of our newest Stockholm Syndrome beneficiary and dwell a little bit on their own pasts. Thanks for stopping by!
Matthew McConaughey is New York's most eligible bachelor and gets roped into some serious hijinks in this prime rom-com-onaughey blockbuster. Watch Matt steal some hearts and teach the Boys a little bit about love as he wines and dines Kate Hudson, who does her best to save this movie. Can Matt find true love? Can the Boys survive the mid-2000s rom-com onslaught? Thanks for stopping by!
Catch this weeks review as the GBGBs review the DADCORE movie Sahara. Mr. Matt McConaughey is greasing up to play Dirk Pitt reimagined from the pages of Clive Cussler's Sahara. Jace defends a beloved childhood film from the attacks of Denali and Ryan. Thanks for stopping by!
Matt in SPACE! Jump into the wormhole and watch Matt keep people waiting. and waiting.. and waiting... He is really bad at returning emails in this gravity-defying and time-bending spectacle! Can Matt explain love to a robot? Can Matt win a fight against a different evil Matt? Will Murph ever clean her room? Find out as the boys launch into a few escape trajectories of their own. MUUUURPH, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY MUUUUURPH!!!
This is it folks, our first Matthew McConaughey rom-com! Do we really want to review this movie or spin off into SUPERHERO PODCAST territory? Denali keeps us on track and Ryan rips GoGP harder than the ghost of girlfriends future. Thanks for stopping by!
