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Ep. 044 - Alexa Payne - Going Deeper

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You're listening to your worst friend going if you're listening to your worst friend with Shane and Matt. I'm Matt. I'm joined today, but my friend and co host Shane. Oh hey, what's up? Oh hey, I didn't see you there. Whoops. We have a very special guest. Our special guest today is Alexa pain. Pain is spelled p a y n E. Let me give you all her plugs and then I'll let her speak, which I know people just strictly tune in to hear me blabber at the beginning.

But it's important to plug this. So make sure you go and follow her everywhere. Sign up for the only Fans. There is a free one, and there's a there's a VIP one. I'm telling you to go to the VIP one. Just do it. Spend money. Just girls, Come on, they give you the best time of your life on a lonely Friday night. You might as well send some money their way. Jesus Christ, please

anyway. Instagram Alexa Paine two ease Alexa p a y n e x X on Twitter She's Alexa Payne one e xxx and her only fans that I want you to go to sign up for pay for is Alexa payne v I p x X Alexa. Thank you very much for joining us today. Thanks for having me sure, so can you tell me now? I've read through some of your bios stuff and this and that. Let's start right at the beginning. Let's do an introduction for these people. How many scenes do you think

you've shot so far in the industry? I started to lose coltly. I think like around maybe forty. A lot of them haven't dropped yet. Okay, okay, what was your first scene? Do you remember your first shoot? Did it go positively? Negatively? Not asking you talk shit about it anyone if I want? Negatively? So if it did, move on to your second one? What was your first shoot? What did you feel going into that shoot? Did you have anxiety? Had you had sex work experience

before that? I'd say that I went pretty well. It was with net video girls and it was actually a boy girl girl Okay, and yeah, it was a lot of fun going into it. I was super nervous. I didn't know like how it was gonna go. Um, you know, I was. I thought that I would be having sex for like seven hours straight, because you know, you hear all these like stereotypes. Sure, but I wasn't. It was. It went really smooth, really good. The guy was really hot. Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

Now, I've heard this a lot from performers. We've heard them say this and this and that, but it's it's the sex on an actual scene. Well, maybe it's fun and it doesn't go on for seven hours, it's not as is it as enjoyable to you as real sex in real personal life or no, because it seems like it wouldn't be withal You have to get this angle and maybe just as you're getting into it, someone screams cut or you know, you have to move a different way. That's showing everything off

but maybe not the most positive position for you. What's getting blasted? Sure? What is the difference for you between sex and your personal life and then shooting sex scenes? So I really really enjoy sex on camera just as much as I enjoy it off camera. I'd say sex in my personal life is a little bit more. I don't know how to explain it. It means a little bit more to me, more intimate, little more romantic. Maybe,

Yeah, but I still really enjoy sex on camera. Sure, I feel like if you're not enjoying sex on camera, then why are you imformed? That's a great point, which is a question I ask too. Let me ask you to rank these three, okay, And it's fun to do this when people first come in and then later on in their career years. But you got into porn, if you could rank these three for me, for the money, for the fame, for the sex itself. Um so do you want me to just put it in order? Yeah? Sure,

what's most important to you, the least important to you? So I started originally, I started porn because I have only fans, so I started it to help with that. So I'd say that would probably be number one. Number two is probably a pleasure because I mean, like, I make decent money in porn. But it's not it's obviously it's not just for the money. Sure, okay, yeah, So how did you get your start?

That's what it was. You started with an only fans first? Yeah, And was that a result of the pandemic or was that just a result of your lifestyle going like, hey, I like having sex. I'm not fucking opposed to putting it up on the internet. So let's run with it. Let's give it a try, let's try and make some money off of it. Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. I mean, me and my boyfriend, you know, like we we are swingers, not gonna lie.

So we go to a lot of like parties and stuff, and then one day we went to a party and we had like the best orgy of our entire life, and we were like we just looked at each other or like we should be filling this right now, like we could make a lot of money off of this because it was hot. Sure, So when did you when did you become a swinger? Like when was your first time really entering in that world? And did you have any like anxiety doing that or was

it just pure excitement going into something like that. I think it was just pure excitement. I'd say probably like maybe four years ago. You know, we just wanted to try something new and we ran with it and we had like a great time. So we've been doing it ever since. Yeah. Okay, And was it a was it a swinger party? Was it like a small event or a big thing. I'm picturing like you know, a hotel, like a suite with like fifty people just kind of splayed around nude

and that's probably not what it was. Yeah, I think it was pretty similar to that. So, um, we got like on this app which I didn't even know existed. My boyfriend found it, and then we started talking to this couple. They were pretty good looking, and they invited us to their party that they were hosting, and then when we walked in, there was like thirty like hot couples. So we're like fuck, yeah,

like, let's let's have sex all night. It's awesome. Sure. We just had an interview last night with a girl that we've we've known for a long time and we talked to and her and her husband are swingers as well, and it's probably going to be the episode that kicks off this season. So anyone who's following along, it's Kat. The interview we did Kat Karma Orgasmic's Oh I know her? Oh do you really cool? So funny. I've actually played around with her and her Oh okay, that is an awesome

connection. Yeah, we love her. She was in our first season like a year and a half ago, and we just became friends with her. Yeah. Yeah, her and her husband Andrew, who we had on camera last night as well. If people haven't watched that episode, go back and check it out. They it's weird to say because if you look at it from a conventional standpoint, which I, out of the three of us here on this call, my relationship is probably the most conventional, like by normal

real world standards whatever you want to air quote there. But looking at it, even from my perspective, I was I was watching them and listening to them and talking to them, and it felt so sweet and so romantic that her husband was like, you know, I just want to see her have pleasure and set up these safe, great places for her to be able to explore her sexuality and this and that is that how it is in your personal

relationship as well, or your relationship as well, Like your partner encourages you, like, hey, explore yourself, try things, blah blah blah. Yeah he loves it. I think he gets off on me getting off, which is like awesome because it works out. Surely. Do you guys have rules set up, like hard set rules at all or is it just kind of like use your best judgment that type of thing. Yeah, we do.

Um. He usually sets up like all of the encounters, but like my my biggest rules to just make sure everyone's tested, everyone's clean, and then I want to see like their pictures before. Okay, all right now wait, okay, he sets up your encounter. Now, have you ever

brought girls home for him as well? I totally have U. Like there'll be times where he's like brings him one home from a bar and I'm like, all right, cool, I got you, and you obviously know what he's looking for in terms of looks and stuff like that, right, Like yeah, I mean i'd say that we're even into like the same type of women, so like that works out. So if you like her, he'll like her. Sure that works yeah, match, yeah, yeah yeah.

Have you ever had to put the kai bosh on anything where it's almost like, I know you're into that chick, but I don't like the way that bitch looks at me. No? Yeah, no, No, have you ever had to do that? Um? Yeah, I mean I've taken one for the team before too. That's really funny. Um so what is that like? Are you just kind of trying to get through that at that point?

Um? Like, it's only happened like a couple of times where we'll be like at a party and then like the wife is like super hot, like stunning, and then the guy's just like but yeah, the guy looks like me. I understand, Oh great, but thank you. What about the reverse though? Has has he taken any further team? I think he's done the same for me a couple of times. See that's love, That's what that is Christianity aside, Like, that's love stuff, man, that

should be in churches everywhere. I took one for the team that should be on the stations of the cross. Um. So okay, so what now is there a Because I'm hearing this and I'm thinking like, yeah, I guess I would take one for the team too, But if you put me in such a bad situation, I might have to look at my chick and be like, yo, I don't know if I I don't know if I can take one for the team here, like you know, but I can't

do it. Um, I love you, but I'm a minor leaguer and this guy's throwing one ten Like, I don't know what you want me to do here? I can't. I can't hit this. Um. Is there like an etiquette or a decorum or a couth where you can kind of be like, like you see your partner really into it, but you're just kind of like, I'll make it up to you later. I can't do this. Um, I don't think that that's like happened to me. I mean maybe like a couple of times, but I don't know. I feel like,

as long as the dick is good, I'm happy. Okay, that's fair. Well, where to give you our one question thing? Let me let me lead that into the next question. We call this one building your almost perfect Man. There's no big fun intro or musical intro or anything like that. And I just came up with the name halfway through it. But

we've asked this question before. If I were to give you three traits to a guy, and two of them would be phenomenal, I mean, the best you've ever had, but one of them would be not good at all. I need you to build me your almost perfect man here. So the three parts of the equation we go with our body, perfect dick size, ability to last long. Now, you can't weasle your way out of this one. Not that you would, but we've had girls try in the past.

Right. It's basically like, if you pick a great body in a perfect dick size, he's gonna like finish up in thirty seconds. If you pick last all night in perfect dick size, it's got a great dick, last as long as you want him to last. But he's about four hundred pounds and kind of like you know, gros, it's not in shape and stuff. So if you were to only pick two out of the three in that equation, which do you think you would go with? What can you

sacrifice out of those three? Um? I mean I would definitely pick like lasting the longest for me because it's bodies are cool. But to me, it's not all about like someone's body as long as they can like fuck me good, and I feel like that's all that matters because I'm big on having like bomb mass orgasms. Sure, totally fair, kind of like Biggie Smalls, you know, like how even though he was like four hundred pounds, he's still fucking like everybody. Yeah, he must have had really good dick.

Yeah, that's what I hear. Shane. Do you have any questions for Alexa today? Yeah? Like, so you mentioned that you and your boyfriend got into the swinger life style together. Have you been in the same the same relationship the whole time or have you were you swingers with a different person and then you found a new swinger boyfriend later or yeah, we've been together the whole time, okay, and when, um, when that gets brought up, is that like, was that a mutual thing or is that

something that one of you introduced? Um? So it's kind of funny. So he actually introduced me to it. We were in Miami one night and we were really bored, um, and we've had like a few drinks and he's like, I have an idea, like, let's go to this. We actually started by going to one of the swinger clubs, so it was all for it. I was like, yeah, let's do it. And we went nan we met this really hot um like I want to say they were like a Spanish couple, Like they were both just really good lucking and

guy had amazing dick. We both enjoyed ourselves. Yeah, it was fun. Now, were you like real and sexually not open as in willing to do this? But did you give off a very But you're giving it off to me personally, not towards me, but just in general. You seem like a very sexually fun person, Like you seem like a chick. You give a couple of drinks, you're dancing, you're having a good time,

You're doing this and that. I wonder did he have any fear when he was introducing that to you, like, oh, man, should I make her have another drink before I say, hey, let's go maybe hook up with this couple? Or did he kind of know, like I think she'll be down for this. I think he like, at that point, he knew me, and he knew my boundaries, so he knew that I would be out for it because I am a very sexually a sexual person. Sure, sure, I read part of that in your bio. Two. You

had a high school boyfriend you split for a moment. The bio says, you started to explore your sexuality. Yeah, yeah, And how does that how does that manifest itself? Are you just are you with one person?

Then? Because I'm a guy who I had my high school girlfriend for a long time and then the first girl I met in college at a school were married together sixteen years now, So it's like I don't have a lot of that experience of like going out and going like, hey, I need to you know, I need to see what this is like and explore it. And we've done plenty. I'm not miserable myself by any stretch. But um, what is that like when you were in something and you're out, you

just and again you're gorgeous. So I'm sure you've always had the ability to pick and choose whoever you want it? But was that, um, was that hard? Was that difficult? Did you ever get turned down during that time? And it was kind of like, oh shit, why a few times where I got turned down? But I mean, I guess that's part of it. But I'd say that as soon as I did get out of that relationship, I definitely went like but wild, and I mean that's how I met my boyfriend. Now. Um, so I don't regret any of

it. No, yeah, no regrets. And then when did you get into dancing? How old were you? Let's see, this is a really good question. I think I was like twenty one okay. And was that just you're in school, you're out of school, you got to find a way to make some money. Was it like lo was like we talked about with the only fans. Was it kind of like, hey, I don't

mind doing this and it pays well enough, let's jump in. Well I started out as a waitress such a strip club, okay, and like I was making pretty good money doing that, but then I was seeing how much money like the dancers they're ever making. So I was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna do it. And you're so much hotter

than most of them anyway, I would assume. So then it's like i'd be cleaning up at this place, how do Because we've also talked to a lot of different girls that did dancing and then later on feature dancing and stuff like that, and it seems like there are so many It's like the unwritten rules of baseball. There are so many, like like dues and don'ts.

Did you pick them up when you were a waitress at the club where like say if this girl has a regular, or stay away from that guy always makes tip people out properly, all that shit, right, college supper etiquette. Sure, supper Etiquet's a great way to put it. But yeah, I say that you just make it up as you go. You know, you start getting more comfortable, then you just realize like, hey that's okay, don't do that, or hey I should go and do this. Sure,

sure, all right, So going forward in your adult career. Well, let me ask you that too, because that's another thing we bring up during interviews is it seems like the power paradigm has almost shifted in the industry where for years in the nineties or early two thousands, girls were looking to be featured on videos or on websites or whatever, and now it almost seems

like it's great to be featured on a website. But it's great because it's almost like an advertisement for your own only fans, right, I'd say, so, sure, I love it, though honestly I wouldn't. I went into more and I was like, Oh, I'm just gonna do like a few scenes and doesn't see how it goes. But like after the first one I did, I was like, Okay, no, I really like this. I have to keep shooting more and more correctly. Sure, so,

I won't obviously ask for names or anything. But it seems like all of your experiences have been good shooting scenes with people, right, Have you had any negative experiences? I don't think so. I've been very fortunate. Everyone I've shot with has been amazing and super respectful, super polite. Sure that could be a result of grabbing good management too, or maybe just the people you're working with have been good, or maybe you're easy to work with,

who knows. Okay, so what are we looking forward to is terms of mainstream shoots going forward? Is there anything you said you had a lot shot that haven't been released yet, so obviously they're on the docket and they'll be coming out. But is there any major site you're still looking for. Is there a white whale you're going after where you're like, oh shit, I really want to shoot for those guys. I really really want to shoot for

Deeper, just because I think that their work is amazing. I love it, and I am into some of that Marquinqui stuff, so I think that it would be a good fit for me. Okay, go ahead, continue and then I'll ask you. I was going to start anal training, so that potentially might be in the near future. All right, So you haven't shot any kind of anal yet, not yet? Okay, all right. Sure. There's some girls we talked to who jump right in and then that

becomes part of their brand. And then there's other girls who go with the old school way of like, you know, do it when you're comfortable and get to the point and then you can kind of like release it as a surprise to your fans, and it always seems like there's no wrong way to do it, you know, So you can't really go wrong with anal. No, No, that's the that's the social media clip right there. Yeah,

I don't really go wrong with anal. I love it. Let that show up on E Fucked, followed by clips of the worst anal experiences ever on film? Um yeah, okay, all right, good? What? Um? What other kinds? So you said you were into some of the kinkier stuff, Like what is that pertain to? Like, what are you talking about in terms of that? All we're talking bondage with bang bangs or other plugging or we're talking it'd be funny. I just went back and forth

for the next twenty minutes naming different things. I like the back and forth stuff. I think it would be cool. Um yeah, I just like like more rough style stuff. And I just think that when I go and I watch a scene from Deeper, like I just instantly get turned off. Okay, all right, yeah I think that's fair. Um, how about who have you worked for that you're excited that maybe hasn't come out yet? Um, So there's one company that I'm super excited for it to be released.

I can't really say anything um yet because they told me not too until it's really easy. Okay, that's fair, but it's I'm excited. It's gonna be a hot scene. Okay, all right? Uh can you tell us any details of it without telling us? Like? Is it just a standard boy girl? Is it? Twelve bees and a girl? Is it? You know? What are we talking here? Um? It's a boy girl? Um in a racial but okay, okay, very cool? Um yeah, all right, I've got three guesses and I'll keep them to myself.

Um, but it's got to be one of these three anyway. Um. Are there any performers that you are looking forward to working with that you haven't been able to work with yet? Um? Male or female either way? Okay? So female wise, I have like the biggest crush on Angela White. I think she's so sexy. I love her accent absolutely. Yeah,

you know what I mean? You know who you remind me of that I could see like a like a almost like no, I don't know, I don't know how to not be hacky about it and say like twins, but like we interviewed a friend of ours is Lindsay Ryder. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys you have a similar look, like just the big gorgeous lips, the pretty eyes, you know, stuff like that. I could see a scene where you guys like seduce a younger got not totally

younger. This is just how we play it. Obviously the guy's probably gonna be older than you, but we play it as a younger guy someone like another guy we interviewed, Joshua Lewis, who I love. Um. I was thinking them them is in like a role playing like a themed holiday thing, maybe like a wis seen or something that would like I don't know, I just see them as like witches the same den or something like that, like hot witches like Sarah Jessica Parker ye other ones from Hoka's Focus. Yeah,

obviously hot witches. Like like yeah, um, it's like, um, it's like they they have, like you said, a sister's look, but it's almost like sisters who aren't blood sisters, you know. And then I think a witch is you know, like maybe maybe they made a pack with the devil and they fly on brooms together. That would be hot. I like it, there would be hot only Shane is smart enough and funny enough to dig his way out of saying, hey, you look like a

witch here. Let me tell you why that's a compliment. Well, they fucked the broomsticks too, Okay, fair enough, fair enough? Um, hey both of you do people like holiday porn? I don't know, to be honest, like, I never thought about it. I guess like maybe like the super lonely people, here's how you spend your Saint Patrick's day? Um, why not? Sure? We interviewed k Lovely for h We actually did an exclusive for Team Skeet last year for her Christmas Time feature that she

did. And it sounds like I'm name dropping, I'm not. I just always every interview I bring up other people and I want to see how it relates to the new person we're talking to. I don't mean it to sound like that. Yeah, what's the difference. I mean you, I talk to these people through zoom, you get to actually like have sex with them, So you want up me on that? Um, but um, holiday

stuff. I don't mind it. But I personally don't think i'd ever be like, oh, look it's you know, it's time for the Easter porn, Like oh, she's getting fucked with Bunny ears on. But if someone's out there and likes it, that's fine. You know, a tech themed porn, if you will, would be fun though, so I will say that it's up. It probably feeds into people who like causeplay a lot, right, Yeah, I mean I would love to do some couseplay porn thinking. Okay, all right, I mean, doesn't it all end the same

way it does? But I think it's just different. It's a different you know, it's different, and I like different and like trying different things. Sure, so you've shot for these mainstream guys a lot. Now do you like the acting that goes along with porn as well? Or is that something where you're like, you know, we'll get it done to the best of our ability and we'll move on to the scene. I actually am starting to

really enjoy it. I'm not gonna lie. When I first got into porn um, I think that my acting was like terrible, it was so so bad. But I feel like as I'm shooting more and more, I'm getting more comfortable with myself on camera, So I feel like I'm getting better at it and I'm really enjoying it. Sure, And is that your favorite type of porn. Let me ask you. Let me rephrase that, what's your favorite type of porn to watch yourself? If you even do watch porn?

Um, let's see. I I like Gonzo Okay, yeah, me too, Yeah, yeah, pledge and you know, just fucking yeah, that's yeah. I mean, hey, the mainstream sites are great. They provide us with some really beautiful cameras and some great lighting and everything else. You said you shot with net video girls, right right. I mean they have the hottest shot in all of porn, and I will not Shane keeps telling me no, it's something else, and I totally disagree with Shane. The

straight on shot, doggie style with the ivy behind it. I mean, it's just like the coolest shot in porn. It's esthetically beautiful, it's nice and even on both sides. It's symmetrical. That's the word I was looking for. And um yeah, I just think mainstream stuff can be cool. But you know, we're all here for one reason. Let's get to it, right right right? Um? Okay, you know, to enjoy the love between two people. Yeah, exactly twelve people. Yea, yeah,

that's funny. People who cares? That's what we're getting to exactly. You don't want to rush that, my man? Yeah? Yeah, Um so do you have any big grand ambitions? Um? Again, the interview we just did last night, we talked to Kat she at one point would like to shoot a one hundred guy gang gang. Do you have them? Yeah? Yeah that yeah. Not if it was on me, I wouldn't think it would be awesome. But like watching it or being in the room,

sure that would be cool. But like then I put myself in Cat's shoes and it's like, I don't know, dude, that's you gotta sit on a lot of ice packs for the rest of the week. Um what uh? Do you have any grand ambitions? Or's just taking it scene by scene day by day? Um? I mean I would love to eventually do like a huge gang bang like that. I want to do a fan gang thing. I think that would be a lot of fun. Nice, Okay,

all right, I think that's cool. Now, how what would be the best way to what's the best way you can make money off of that? Would it be like submit, obviously you're gonna sell it. You'll sell it through you know, only fans or many VIDs or two a site or whatever. It is, but let's brainstorm here, let's figure it out. Could you take application fees? I think I'm thinking that's kind of what I'm gonna

do. Um, and then everyone has to be tested, of course, right right, well, and I haven't decided how many guys I'm gonna do. It wants to definitely be a big number. Sure, so we'll see big number, round number maybe Like when you say big, are you saying ten or you saying twenty? Probably? Okay, wow, bang, I definitely want to do it big. Sure, And yet, like you said,

you got to have it tested obviously makes total sense. Um. And then yeah, I'm just thinking thinking you could pull in a little extra money. I love what Born Stars do. Did you say T shirts? Yeah? Okay, good sell T shirts along with it. Sure. I love what Born Stars do and how many avenues there are for you guys to make as much money as possible. So from a marketing standpoint, I'm always thinking, like, how can we bring in the most amount of cash for these

girls? And um, it's cool, it's you have an opportunity. Nobody wants to sign up from my only fans, so it's fun to watch from the outside. Hey, you know the girls into this. Now, let's try and get her as pay it as she can. Did you did you have a day a day job while you were waitress thing? Or was that your job your full time job? Time? Okay, okay, so that kind of negates my question. I was going to ask when did you go

full time like sex or sex work? This is what I do now, you know, so I guess it means when you when you signed up for that, when you started working as a waitress, right, yeah, pretty much? Okay, all right? Um what uh hmm? Do you have anything on your no list? And I don't necessarily mean people. Is there any if you have people say, I'm you don't have to any work acts, that's fine, But are there any acts you won't do? Again, we've said you haven't done any know yet, But do you put limitations on

like how hard someone goes or how big a dick is? Like are you like, wow, that one's thirteen inches? I'm not doing that, not really? Um, dick tie isn't like a huge interesting for me? Like, um, I mean Jake is dick. I love all dicks. Um, but my limitations I just don't let anybody spit in my face sure that that's nice? Yeah, anymore and that's pretty much it? Or in your mouth? An, are you terrified of the bat disease? Is that what did it for you? No? I just think it's more. I don't

I don't know how to explain it. Degrading. Yeah, that's fair. But then have you also xed out things like facials or do you not find them degrade? I love facials? Okay, wow, good, Hi, nice to meet your. My name is Matt Um, me too. I think they're cool. Um, is there anything else that you find like, I don't mean like the obvious degrading stuff like you know, we're never gonna see Alexa pain with her head in a toilet getting fucked from behind? That

makes sense. But is there anything that seems conventional that you're just kind of like? Nah, I wouldn't do that. I'm not interested in that. M not really Okay, okay, fair enough. So what about piss? Do you like piss? Okay? Well I found one? Yeah. Well she's a girl of my heart. Um, because Shane and I have these vigorous debates. Shane's very much into piss and I am not. I'm not

against people who like it. It's just not a preference of mine. And I think that's great about porn is there's someone for everybody, right, like the end of a romantic comedy. There's somebody for everybody. Oh no, there wasn't anyone for ducky uh he won an oscar? Right, pretty and pretty for pretty and pink, Not for pretty and pink. This last oscars, isn't that the same guy? No? Oh boy, that's gonna look racist. I shouldn't say that. Okay, fair enough, Um, all

right, we're gonna wrap up with Alexa Pain. Alexa Pain. You can find her on Instagram at Alexa pain x x and the pain in that one has two ease, so it's a l e x A p A y n e x x. On Twitter, you're gonna find her at Alexa Pain xxx and go sign up for her only fans. Okay, go sign up. She's gorgeous. You're getting a ton of content on there, and it's not crazy expensive. Even if it was, you'd still pay it because you know

you'll see her and you'll love her. And that one is Alexa Pain vip xx And if you want to check out the free one she has, go on her Twitter and she has like a Hubster link and you click that and you can find it, and that's great too, but make sure you're sending money these girls way because you know, if you like them, if you had a girlfriend. Boy, I don't want to set that standard that these

girls are kind of like your girlfriend. Don't do that. But if you had a girlfriend, you'd be spending so much money taking a mouth to dinner and doing this and that and whatever. And with this, you get to spend a nice Saint Patrick's Day or Easter or Thanksgiving whatever themed video she's gonna shoot next with Alexa Pain. And you don't even have to, you know, pay that much money. You're not covering the cost of a full dinner. So make sure normal girl's gonna fuck you anyway. It's like, it's

the best you're gonna get. You know, it's great. It's great. No living, breathing person in front of you is gonna want to be involved with you, but Alexa Pain will make content for you and you'll enjoy it very much. Yes, there you go, Alexa Pain, Thank you very much for joining us tonight. Thank you so much for having me. Thanks for listening to your worst friend going

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