You're listening to your worst friend brand new faces. You're watching your worst friend brand new faces. However, you're consuming your worst friend brand new faces. Make sure you go to your worst friend dot com. Today we have with us special guests Keana Jade. Keiana Jade is gorgeous. You can find her on Instagram and only fans now look matching names. We know how much as
listeners, I appreciate that. So let's just get on our knees and pray to whatever gods we believe in that her Instagram doesn't get booted at some point, because there's nothing more annoying than going to do a plug for someone in going and it's over here at this, and it's over here at this, and then also on this site, it's here at this. Anyway, her Instagram and her only fans both the same thing. K baby girl L L
well one L two l's. I'll spell it for you, the letter K B A B I G I R L L Keyana Jade also dances at the pin ups of Palm Bay, which is I guess Florida, Yes, okay, wonderful, good good thing. I knew what state I was like one out of fifty maybe fifty one if you count Puerto Rico. Thank you very much for joining us today. Keana, how are you? I'm good, wonderful. So um can I ask how old are you? I'll be twenty three in like two weeks. Okay, happy birthday to you. And when
did you decide to get into the sex industry? And that could be any form? That could be stripping, it could be camming, that could be when was the first time you were like, hey, fuck it, I got a great body, I'm gonna take my clothes off and I'm gonna make money off of it. Because there's nothing we respect more on this show than a girl who's like, fuck it, I'm free with my sexuality. I'm
good, let's do this. Yeah. I've always been open to the idea, even when I was like younger teenage years, I always kind of wanted to dance and see what it was about. But I started when I was nineteen, so almost four years now I started initially dancing. It was when COVID started, ironically, so I started dancing at my local club back home in Maine, where I'm originally from. I danced there for two years. Throughout those two years, I also had started only fans, and was doing
that continuously all the way up until current. I did take the year off of dancing in twenty twenty one, now excuse me twenty twenty two, but I've started back since then and I love it. I'm great. I have a lot of fun. Now, you moved from Maine to Florida in the in between there sometime. I actually just moved down here three weeks ago, so I'm very new to the area. Okay, okay, so Maine,
now how far away? It always is so interesting to me because I lived near Philly, so a lot of the girls that I would have known didn't dance in the Jersey clubs. They went over to the Philly clubs. Right. Um, But when you were in Maine and you started dancing, were you at a local club? Was it like a local igloo? Yeah? No, not an igloo. I just it's it's it's I know it's not early in the morning, but it's too early in the morning for me.
So I just agree with things. Shane says, Just so where it was an igloo, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, And she was grinding on an eskimo. Yeah. Um, did you dance locally or did you have to travel when you first started, and was that a concern of yours? Not? When I first initially started, I did live in the same town as the club. I lived at different departments throughout the town, but all of them were no more than fifteen. But it's away from the
club, so it was easy for me. It was quick. Did you have a lot of guys you knew from high school or middle school or anything? I got stuffing teachers. That was interesting. That's always an interesting one. Did him as a group or what? Yeah? Was it like a PTA meeting or so? He was my social studies teacher in sophomore a year and his name obviously, But the first time he came to see me, he didn't recognize me. And then I was like, do you know who
I am? And we kind of had that conversation and he realized and then as soon as I told him I had only fans. Has been an appy customers since that night. Oh boy, Now was he one of those young, hot, good looking guy teachers or was he? Oh? Okay, all right, so he wasn't some fifty five year old guy with big coke bottle glasses like hey, by the way, for sure, nothing ever came
of that. No, he asked a bunch of times. But okay, all right, so did you notice that when you started your only fans and stuff like that, were you big push on social media or was it more of a local grab who did we just talk to recently? Shane? That was like, Hey, the first thing I did when I started doing this stuff was send it out to to like on Facebook, Like, I put
it out to my friends. Oh kay lovely she was at college and when she was there, she put it out on like the university board or something like that and just got a ton of subscribers of guys she knew. Was there any kind of push for that or were you just like, I'm just trying to make money. However, I can make money right now. Initially I didn't really know what it was when I first came out. I was
kind of like just numb to it, I guess. But I actually started getting lot of requests from people on Instagram, like DM saying you should make Molly pants. I got to the point where I was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm already dancing, I might as well. And within my first day, then the first hour, even the small town I was in I got like one hundred subscribers in the first day, which was Wow, that's pretty fucking crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see a lot of people nowadays. I mean, the boom has already happened, you know, and I think we're trying to find the next pivot for girls. But I saw some stat recently that some girl posted she made one hundred dollars last month and she was in the top forty three percent of Only Fans, which means, yeah, one hundred bucks. The bottom yeah, yeah, fifty seven we're making less than one hundred bucks. So it seems like that was the boom. That's pretty incredible. You were able to
grab a hundred right off the bat like that. What were you automatically in the top? Like I think it was like seven point nine percent within the first day, And the lowest or rather highest I've gotten is the top three point two percent. So wow. So now what are you doing now? Is Only Fans still a major focus of your income or is it more dancing
or any I mean, just regular work, any other online platforms. Initially when I started, it was my main story of income, but as I started dancing, that kind of became my main focus, because I also have a lot of fun when I'm dancing. It's very empowered, makes me feel sexy, it's a good exercise. So I really enjoyed that. Only fans now is kind of just a side thing for me at the moment, just because I have multiple jobs already. But I am trying to broaden my horizons
and get it out there more. I just need to meet more people down here to make content sure. Sure, and that's the place too, I mean down in Florida. A lot of the girls we interview it's either La or Florida pretty much. So now talking about, you know, possibly doing collaborations or whatever, are you looking or would you ever look or what would tempt you to look into shooting? Maybe mainstream porn? Is there anything you would do? Actually, it's funny you say that, because I actually was
just looking at that yesterday. So I've always been kind of nervous about it because only fans that you really think about it. Once you put it out there, it's going to be out there no matter what, And it's the same way if you do it mainstream. I just think that mainstream reaches so many more people in such a quicker amount of time that it's like, what
would my family think if they ever saw that. But at the end of the day, like I know girls who are back home from the name who started shooting videos down here in Florida and within the first few months she bought a house, she got a car, like, she did all these amazing things with her life, and she's in a great place now and she said that it was totally worth it. So I've been thinking about it exactly.
So she's a she's a mainstream star. Would you mind telling us the name or no, well, her name her name online is Ivy Steel, Okay, yeah, you don't have to tell us her name offline. That's totally fun. Yeah, and her phone number two. So we we get that a lot from mainstream stars too, who talk about it. The industry has changed in such a way that only fans is such a revenue driver that a lot of them only do the big name scenes so their name can be slapped
along the top of it. I mean, it's the greatest advertising in the world for I do porn. Oh my god, look at this girl. She's on bang Bros. I wonder if she has, you know, five hundred videos on her only fans that I can go check out too. So um, yeah, I think I think it's a commit Like you say, that's really on there forever and it's branded real big on there forever potentially. But if you do decide to commit, I think there's a ton of money
in that. Yeah. So tell me about your first time dancing. Were your nerves like through the roof or were you one of those like silent cold serial killers who's like, oh, it's a job, I'll get up here and do this. I guess it makes a bolt. Prior to me dancing, I've always been kind of like the girl who would shake her ass on tables at parties, So it was kind of like built into my personality already. But when I started, My first night was Halloween in twenty nineteen,
great night to start. I made like three thousand dollars my first night, which was a great way to start, and I dressed up as a dominatrix and it was super fun. I went in with the mindset of like, I can dance, I just need to learn some poll tricks. I know how to talk to people. My personality pulls people in as it is outside of work, so I just need to put it in a different persona and really attract with people that I've want and I had so much fun. I've
met incredible people throughout dancing. I have matching tattoos with some of my customers from back home. I've gone to weddings, customers like with customers. See that one that's a small town right there. Yeah, he's a very very small town. I've never heard that. I've I've always heard this, it's important to keep a disconnect, but you've been able to You're not You're not down in Florida on the Witness Action program? Are you like some short happened?
Okay? All right? Down here, it's way different because this is such a larger state with so many more people. I don't know anyone down here, So I'm not just gonna go over and like hang out with someone that I just met the night before. But the people that I knew back home in that club, I had already known for a long amount of time or I had gotten to know them throughout my time working at the club,
that it just became like a really good friendship. It never went anything pass platnic with any of the customers that I hung out with, But in a small town things are a little different, like it would never happen down here. Okay, all right, fair enough, let me ask you, Shane, unless you have anything, go ahead continue. Okay, let me ask you some etiquette questions if I could say that word, etiquette questions in a
strip club. Okay, we've talked to a few mainstream stars who do feature dancing, but then they also started off, you know, just regular at a club, tipping. We're tipping constantly, Shane and I show up club and you're there, right, Yeah, what are we doing we're tipping? Are we getting all singles? Are we getting some fives in there too? Or we just throwing a bunch of singles? Are we pointing out one to the girls like, Hey, I'm gonna put you some fives? Am I
making it rain? What am I doing? What is the proper adiquette? Etiquette? Well, ideally, if you're gonna go into a strip club, you'd think the ideology behind that is you're gonna have fun and you're gonna throw singles on some pretty women inside. My favorite thing is if either they have a huge stack and they just throw it and make it rain all over you and it's this beautiful like dream of a scene, or some people will come
up and just put like twenties or fifties in your underwear or something. And that's also the best. It really just pulls girls in. The more you give at one time, it'll pull that girl to stay with you continuously. Oh yeah, for sure. I wish people would do that to my underweard. Yeah, that would be pretty cool. Now let me ask you,
because now I'm going in crazy like Curb your Enthusiasm Larry David Mode. There's a there's a scene I think in Curb where he has to let it be known that he's tipping, almost like the guy turns his back to the tip. Yeah, if I'm putting a fifty in your underwear or wherever? Um am I pointing out? Man? Don't I sound like just the most pathetic fucking they tell you can tell I don't go to strip clubs. Do I just go like, hey, by the way, that's a fifty, just
placing that there for you check it out. Or I'll tell you what I would despise if you had a whole bunch of singles in there and I put a fifty in and you just grabbed everything and kind of put it like you know in your pocket. That's not a well okay, yeah, um yeah, that's a great way to get a yeast infection chain. Uh So what is the I mean do I is it trashy? If I hold it up to you first and then put it it like, how do I let you
know? Like, hey, I'm a big tipper. Um. I mean most of the time, if a girl up on stage season a man pulling out some money that he's going to give to our she'll pay attention to that. I can, we can see it out at the corner of our eye. And if you put it up there and we see it, we're definitely coming over to you. But even if if I had my back turn to you when I was shaking masks and you were right there, if I felt
you put something in there, I would look back. Most girls would look back and see who it was from and what it was, because if it is a larger amount like that, that could potentially be a really good customer for you. See, you're gonna want to find him after that or her fair Um your current club pin ups of Palm Bay. By the way, we're talking to Keyana Jade here, Keyana Jade k baby girl with two ls,
So that's capital not capital. Gives a shit about capital capital? Ka babi g I R l L. You can find her on Instagram and only fans and again she dances at the pin Ups of Palm Bay down in Florida. U have you worked at a club that has contact lap dances? Because maybe I read the wrong thing. I think I was reading the wrong thing about a different club with a similar name. We discussed that before the show where it was no contact lap dances? Do you do contact lap dances?
Um? I guess it depends on how you think about it. The man or woman whoever you're giving the lap dance too, is not allowed to like physically grab you or touch you. But if you're giving them a lap dance and you like sit on them and grind on them as the dancer, that's okay. But as the customer at both clubs I've worked at, you're not allowed to touch gotcha? Gotcha? I'll see I go to trash your clubs. Sure, I thought there was a follow up to that chain. No,
you just as a fell in the blank. Yeah, I mean, what do you think happens at them? You know, they sit on your face and stuff, and then you're allowed to poke back, no joke, to tag it at the end. Tricks like that at the club. Now okay, now you say that, But what kind of a cool trick is it? Though? So this is the stage, right, there's chairs all around the stage like little um. I don't know like solf the chairs.
I don't know how to slip. So you're sitting there, I growled with my hands underneath your like legs outside of your knee, and I put the back of my neck in between your legs and look upside down. So my ass is right here and my legs are going up. Yeah. Yeah, but as the customer, Yeah, but at that club, as the customer, if you take a risk, and you know, risk getting some sort of VD by plunging the tongue into the ditch, like, the bouncers will
kick you out because you got that customer rule. I go to the clubs where it's like, oh no, you can take the risk, you know, but everyone's at their own risk that that. Are you advocating for her to move to Reno? No, no, no, I don't go to clubs and Reno. I'm talking about the places in New Jersey. Oh well, new Jerseys about clubs in Rhode Island too, So really okay, another
pit stop on the old journey across America. See, I was going to ask you questions, but I don't think we can because all of your places are or no contact. Not you, obviously, but other girls you would know. I wanted to know how guys kind of get mileage out of dances if you understand what I'm talking about, but maybe not because you've worked it
sounds like classy or clubs. Well, the first club that I worked at, the lap Dance Room, was no contact, but initially, like we also had VIP rooms where you were allowed to have contact, so that's a little bit different. We would do by either the half hour or an hour. You could sometimes do fifteen minute rooms, but we wouldn't really prefer it, just because it's a waste of money. It's more expensive to do it
that way rather than thirty minute. So we would offer that to where that is you can have contact, but the panties stay on and you Dick or Fucci stays in the pants, whatever whatever it is, so they can touch you, they can start your ass for have you whatever. Shit gets crazy and the VP rooms I have some very crazy stories from VIP rooms, for sure, But most of the men really enjoy the IP rooms because they're allowed to have that extra it's the contact and it makes them want to stay longer.
So the keeping everything in your pants obviously not you. You seem like a good girl. Um. Have you heard stories of other girls who maybe didn't abide by those laws. I've walked in on girls doing it. Oh okay, that's just that's just running the Mills ship in New Jersey and I guess Rhode Island, you know, Like I mean, at the end of the day, it's gonna be whatever whatever person's prerogative that they want. Either they're gonna do it or they're not going to do it, and that's their
own choice. If they're willing to to their job at the club and they can do that. I know girls that have done an inside in outside of the club, So in all areas that I've been in and dancedon, sure, and that's not you at all. Right now, all right, So i walk in with two stacks of twenty thousand dollars and I'm like, oh my god, I want to take Keyana to the VIP room. Nothing,
No, that would definitely be tempting. But all right, so what do you think is the best aspect of your body and what do you think makes you the most money on stage? Um, people like my tattoos a lot. I really like tattoos that I have right here. Pretty cool, but also definitely shook masks a lot on stage. That's what gets me the most amount of money. So that in pol tricks, there you go, what's tatted on your upper back? There it says I deeply belonged to myself and
I have a son in the moon on the back of my neck. Also, okay, all right, that's pretty good. That covers all time periods of the day, the sun, the moon. That's good. Sometimes the moon is out in the day. You don't know shit about astronomy. What are you talking about? Okay, there's no joke to tag that. Okay.
Um, So you told me before though, that you're currently on a long drive to get to your current dancing club, right, oh yeah, Now, why is that just that's all you could swing down there and that's the closest place. Is that the place you're most comfortable with? And tell us how is yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Have you had to run from three other clubs like what is it? Well, the reason I left my last club was I had a lot of personal issues with the management and the
ownership because there was a lot of fun the stuff happening there. But I also have a stalker down there, which is like her up carestusday, which is why I left, so I came down here. The reason I'm driving three a half hour to my current club is because in the area I live in, you need to have a Florida Ida or a driver's license in order to dance these clubs because they get so much money and constant customers that they don't want travelers. And I am living here, but I just need to
do the admin work. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, yeah, Okay, So this is the only one that I've been able to get into so far that is very similar to the type of club I want to work at, because the club I work at is not full nude. I did go to a club twenty minutes away from my house the other night for an amateur night, and that one is full nude. So it all just depends where
you work. But once I get my driver's license, I'll definitely work closer at the home because I don't like spending six hundred dollars a week on hotels. So is there a big difference for you or for maybe just a lot of girls you know in general, Like I mean, is there a hang up or I mean in your mind with working full nude or just topless, Like is that one garment you know there or not there? Does it make that much a difference as you for you as a dancer and in the atmosphere
of the club. In my opinion, it's a little bit harder for me to grasp the aspect of dancing nude. Not to say that I won't do it, because I just did it two nights ago for this amateur night and that was my first time ever dancing full nude. But when I think about it, it's kind of like, yes, I have an only fans,
and I dance and I put my body out there all the time. But also my personal like is like my area is very personal to me, and I almost feel like if I share that everyone, then it becomes like less amazing. I guess I don't know. It's I don't really know how to explain it. Like I think I just need to become a little bit more comfortable with the rest of my body, because I've been so used to only
dancing just with like bottoms on that I'm not really used to it. And also I feel like when you do certain poul tricks, it just looks a little a little weird. So sure you grab a lip and it hangs. I got you. That was actually that was Shane asked the question that I was going to ask too, but I was going to tag that with is there opportunity to make a lot more money at a full news? Okay?
Okay? So I mean are we talking twice as obviously you don't know for sure, worry, but from what you've heard or whatever, you think, Yeah, do you think you could be doubling what you make now? I mean, it depends on the clientele because it's always it's always hit or miss.
But I've heard from some of the girls that I worked with that when they dance nude for the first time, like they were dancing with their panties on for the first hour and then they took them off, and as soon as they took them off, some guy through nine hundred dollars on stage. So I always tell myself and the other girls, you might not be everybody's health tea, but somebody shot a whiskey, so you gotta wait for that
somebody and they will treat you right here you go. Well, let me ask this too to piggyback, that you three and a half hour drive to get to your job. Do you have slow nights, because we've talked to plenty of girls where it's like, after they've paid the house fee and everything else, they're like, I went home and I lost money after six hours.
Last weekend, I made no profit at all. I had spent almost five hundred dollars on a hotel room, and I had gone to work Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, and it was just a very slow weekend. It also was slow because there was a lot of events going on on the West Coast and I was on East Coast dancing, so the town and everything was already kind of you know, graveyard shift as it was. So I really made no profit last week. But you gotta take the shot or else
you're never gonna know. Because you could spend six hundred on a hotel room and then make four times as much. You just take the risk and go into work and work hard. I always say it our first month of podcasting. We got no listeners, like none, and now we're downloading in over one hundred countries. Like you just it's the grind. You have to just keep grinding. And I'm realizing how close I am talking to the camera. Um, all right, So Shane, do you have any other questions here
for Keyana? Oh? No, I asked my favorite question about the Oh you know what, I didn't ask my name? You didn't, Well, I asked the question I wanted to about being bottomless. But I'll i'll just from left field, Well, how do you feel about pissum? Not in a club per se? Like? Do you have any fans on your only fans or anything who will requests water works content or anything like that? I do. I also find customers off that life. I don't know if you
guys have ever heard about that. Yeah, but I find a lot of very very weird clients help from there. I had one guy offer me four hundred dollars to sell him a jar of my pee. Had another guy asked me for a peel the video meet. Oh, there's very very weird people out there. I'm I'm not in to piss personally, but if someone offered me four hundred dollars for I mean, I'll piss in a gallant jug for you and fill it up if you're going to send me four hundred bucks.
The shit thing I will never understand that is like nothing happened to you as a kid. Where that's a problem, you know. I think it's what it is is that they whoever has a fetish as they went through their entire life for a certain period of time at least thinking women are you know, on a this pedestal, like a higher level than men. They don't shit, they don't burp and fart and stuff, like maybe their mom was real
dainty. Yeah, they were raised by their grammar or something. And then they get out into the real world and they go to their first party or something and they see a girl like shove a Corona bottle in her pussy on a pool table, you know, and they're like, oh, man, girls do weird stuff. So then they jump to the extreme, like what's the craziest, dirtiest, nastiest thing you can think of? Taking a dump?
So then they start fetishizing that. You know, well, this one is a little more modest than that, but oh good, it's modest. It's a modest ship compared to this. But at my first Bob, I had a guy pay me fifteen dollars an hour for me to wear all black thigh hives, black makeup because I have black hair. Also, he really likes the dark look and he would pay to sit on the back and ride me around, Like, of course, how much dat way? Like two
fifty Jesus Christ Christ? What a strong back? Key on it? Strong? Yeah? After that? You know that's crazy. Now you said all black and that was it? Was it? Black? Yeah? Black face? Yeah? So wait what yeah? Black place or like like a course set five highs, really big eyeliner. He would he would want to do
that where he ride you around. But then also he wants you to sit in a chair with two cushions on it, very specifically, with your legs together, feet flat on the ground so he can straddle you and look into your eyes as you talk to him about his day. Oh gross, it's like some fucking mommy issue. Serial killer Francis Dollar hide from Red Dragon Ship. I'd prefer to hang out with a guy who's into ship than that, Like that's really that's odd. Taking its dump is way easier to understand,
wait to let me ask this one. Was it full weight on your back or was it like when you ride a dog around, like if you have a big dog and you're like hey, and you kind of standing on a standing and I mean when I started to get going around, he would he would like a cross his feet under my full body weight. You were too fast for him, so he couldn't keep up anymore. This Fred Flintstone. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well you said you had an interesting story.
I can cut this out if you don't want to tell us about your mom showing up to the club. Yeah. So this was I think like mid twenty twenty one, around the summertime. I had lived forty five minutes away from my mom and we had gone out on a little girl's day and we ended up being in the town that I worked at. So was it keeno one? Why don't you come in? I'll give you a little to
work. Because she had never been there. I took her in with a friend of mine who was also working there at the time, and we went in. I showed her around. All the employees in the management at the time had met her. All of my dance and friends were buying her shots, giving her once and twenties and whatever else to throw on me. Some of my customers, my regulars, had met her also because they were there,
so they were giving her just stacked to throw on me. And she came up to the main stage when I was up there, and I did that trick I was referring too earlier, where I looked upside down. I did that on my mom and it was hilarious and it was a lot of fun. I when I was first initially thinking about dancing, I never thought that I would have had a really good relationship with my parents after they found
out I was dancing. Me and my mom have always been close to not really being my father, so that was a very troublesome thing to get over. But for my mom, she's always been really supportive. She's known what I've done with only fans and dancing since the beginning. She's like, as long as you're happy and you're making money and you're having fun, then who
cares do whatever you want to do because it's your life. You know how it could have gone real bad, as if she started getting shots from people and she started gone, let me tell you what I used to do when I was a kid, Okay, let me let you know about let me tell you about three guys in the back of a Chevy. Okay, and you're just like fuck, no, no, no, no, no stories. Oh okay. I think I outdid her a little bit with some of mine for sure. So okay, I'll get job. Yeah, I'll get
her contact information and we'll talk to her next week. Um, all right, Shane, do you have any more questions for Keyana? Today? Were just when can we see you and your mom perform together? I don't know. I'd have to convince her to come down here and shake her ass with me. Oh God, who would want to leave Maine this time of year to come down to Florida? Yeah? Right, So today we were talking to Keyana Jade. You can find her on Instagram and only fans at K B A B I G I R L l K Baby Girl two L's.
She dances at pin Ups of Palm Bay. She was wonderful to talk to today. She's real sweetheart, gorgeous. If you're watching this video and just make sure you support her, make sure you go out there, you sign up for her only fans, you know, check out her content and if you ever you know She's not on Twitter right now, but if she gets one, we will We will update that tag her in different people. Hey, you know some website puts up a thing who what girls would you like
to see perform on this website? Boom tagger k baby girl, two els at the end, you never know, Just get a little traction. That's all we asked for. This whole series is about showing the world that there's more than just mainstream performers. There's tons of independent, small content creators as well, and they deserve our support as well. For your worst friend going, which one are we on? Chain? Your worst from brand new faces, brand new faces. I'm Matt, I'm Shane. Thank you very much
for coming on with us to take Keyanna. Thank you guys. I'll have so much fun.