It's over! Here's our take on the final ever episode of True Blood. This podcast may contain Eric Northman bopping, references to missing werepanthers, and endless griping. godhatesfangs58thankyou.mp3
The end draws ever closer! Here's our take on the penultimate episode of True Blood, featuring multiple bitchslaps, the mysteries of dirty rice, and an inexplicable make-over. godhatesfangs57loveistodie.mp3 Link: International Business Times - How Successful was True Blood...
The end draws near! So join us to contemplate a smoke monster baby, who will inherit Maxine's doll collection, and what exactly you should do when the local reverend and his wife start tripping balls in your front yard. godhatesfangs56almosthome.mp3 Link: True Blood Auction /
Technical gremlins held us back, but fear not, we're here at last! Let's take a look at shirtless vacuum cleaning, implausibly tech-savvy gangsters, and whether it's weird to snuggle with your terminally ill vampire dad. godhatesfangs55maybethelasttime.mp3 Link: Alcide has Green Arrow's chest...
Better late than never! Apologies for our tardiness, we're back in business and discussing dubious Yakuza vehicle choices, the benefits of a jawbone as a blunt instrument, and the perils of receiving fellatio from a furious vampire. godhatesfangs54karma.mp3
It's party time! This week's festivities include disgruntled Republicans, cowboy vampires and jaw-ripping death. godhatesfangs53lostcause.mp3 Link: The Vault: Who's Gonna Live Poll
We're here to bring you the lowdown on True Blood's return to form, with talk of vampire jet planes, the demise of Blockbuster Video, and the benefits of living on an oil rig during a vampire apocalypse. godhatesfangs52deathisnottheend.mp3 Link: Stephen Moyer & Alexander Skarsgard Want A Bill & Eric Love Scene On 'True Blood'...
Death walks among us! And he's taking out our favourite True Blood characters one by one. Here you will find ruminations on excessive chest hair, Victorian vampire mash-ups and the mother of all 80s wigs. godhatesfangs51fireinthehole.mp3
Unfortunately the iPad ate our "Hello" at the start of the episode, so we're going to say "Hello" here instead. Hello. This week we're drunkenly ploughing our way through obscure children's books references, the mother of all periods, and some confusion over Mötley Crüe's role in all this. godhatesfangs50ifoundyou.mp3
At long last, we have returned! Here's our take on the season seven premiere of True Blood, in which we discuss the whereabouts of Eric's burning penis, Sookie's perpetual stupidity, and Sam's inability to morph into a velociraptor. archive.org/download/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3/godhatesfangs49jesusgonnabehere.mp3 Links: https://twitter.com/AnnaPaquin https://twitter.com/_smoyer Stephen Moyer talks Soccer Aid...
We're all hot and bothered as we take at look at season six, episode three of True Blood. Contains Sam's junk, inept policing, and Epic Hippie Redshirt Death. godhatesfangs48yourenogood.mp3
Belated greetings, boys and girls! In our all-new podcast we take a look back at the excessive ladygardens, disturbing contortions, and extremely dubious new love interests of season six, episode two of True Blood. godhatesfangs47thesun.mp3 Links: EJ Scott's eBay store Jessica's Vlog Playstation Nation Podcast...
Billith has risen! And so have we, to bring you our recap of the first episode of season six of True Blood. Here be werewolf threeways, inept vampire SWAT teams, bonus superpowers and Bill's junk. godhatesfangs46whoareyoureally.mp3 Links: True Blood in 36 gifs Andy's Trout Flies T-shirt...
We're back from the dead to bring you a run down of our ten best and ten worst things about season five of True Blood! http://archive.org/download/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3/godhatesfangs45tenbestworst.mp3
The apocalypse is here! So we're settling down for a lovely night of exploding redshirts, fly vision and shiny vaginas. godhatesfangs44saveyourself.mp3 Please let us know your suggestions for our forthcoming "Ten best and ten worst things about season six" podcast! Links The Vault: Nat's article about Bill Bonus scene...
The world's going to Hell in a handcart! And we're along for the ride, bringiug you tales of fairy survival tactics, Alcide's Terminator dad, and the benifits of owning a helicoptor. godhatesfangs43sunset.mp3 Links: The Barrens trailer Calvin Klein commercial The Vault Cliffhanger Compentition...
We're drunk as skunks! But we're going to endeavor to bring you the latest on inventive vampire deaths, methods of hiding pregnancy bumps, and the pros and cons of moving to Alaska. godhatesfangs42gonegonegone.mp3
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989! And we're giving you the low-down on ineffective vampire guards, shapeshifter fly-squishing and vaginal-looking penises. godhatesfangs41everybodywantstoruletheworld.mp3 Links: http://www.keepamericahuman.com/
We're hungry like the wolf! And we're here to talk to you about shape shifter snake venom, werewolf smackdowns, and shagging your doppelganger. godhatesfangs40somebodythatiusedtoknow.mp3
Fear and loathing in New Orleans! This week we're chatting about vampire acid trips, flying cars, and well-trimmed pubic hair. godhatesfangs39inthebeginning.mp3 Links: 2GuysTalking: Fangbanger podcast
Well met by moonlight! Our latest offering concerns manfunctioning microwave fingers, pre-loaded crossbows, and the question of how many zombies you can fit in a werewolf barn. godhatesfangs38hopeless.mp3 Links: Comic Con season 5 trailer Donate to Kristin Bauer van Straten's Out of Africa documentary Jessica's T-Rex t-shirt...
It's the return of the king! Join us for a discussion on supernatural Scooby gangs, evil puppet vampires and He-Man pyjamas. godhatesfangs37letsbootandrally.mp3 Links: Wiki: Ifrit
Praise Lilith! May she enlighten us on the subjects of possessed cars, fairy strip joints and vampire pot heads. godhatesfangs36wellmeetagain.mp3 Links Wiki: Judas Tree AllStephenMoyer: Petition to have The Barrens released in theatres...
SANDINISTA! Join us once more as we ponder the value of a vampire-staking iPhone app, the hazards of having a gumbo-spiking demon and the perils of cat piss in your shoes. godhatesfangs35whateveriam.mp3 Links: Wiki: Salome True Blood Cook Book...
Heil the Authority! This week we're bringing you a little chat about vampire brain damage, Eric's top hat, and Alcide's work-out regime. godhatesfangs34authorityalwayswins.mp3 Links: Get ripped like Joe Manganiello HBO True Blood online store...
Your prodigal podcast has returned! In our first Season 5 podcast, we take a look at werewolf cannibalism, thirty-year-old teenagers, and the practice of keeping one's bra on during sex. godhatesfangs33turnturnturn.mp3 Links: Youtube: Stephen Moyer discusses spooning with Skarsgard Youtube: Pam talks about her first progeny Wiki: Lilith...
Michael McMillian was in the house yesterday (via the magic of Skype)! In our interview with Michael, he discusses Steve Newlin's return to True Blood, his involvement in writing the comics, what the future holds for the True Blood comic series, getting fitted for his new set of fangs, and.... Downton Abbey! Many thanks to Michael for joining us on the show! godhatesfangs32MichaelMcMillianInterview.mp3 Michael told us how he's recently donated some of his comics to Deborah Ann Woll's boyfriend E...
Happy New Year! Apologies for the immense delay in bringing you this podcast. Blame technology. In this show we are discussing the second installment of True Blood comic books, entitled Tainted Love. We also take a look at a few other vampire comics, and some season five spoilers that are juicier than a femoral artery. godhatesfangs31vampirecomics2.mp3 Girl dressed as Vampirella for ComicCon 1973: Links: Disposable Heroes Comics Comics and Fantasy...
Kick out the jams! True Blood may be over for now, but we're back with our list of the ten best and ten worst things about season four! godhatesfangs30bestworstseason4.mp3 Join us in two weeks' time for our re-cap of the second arc of True Blood comics! Links: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!...
That's all, folks! Join us as we look over the season four finale, and consider the topics of zombie sex, the plausibility of pork rind casserole, and a blood donation ménage à trois. godhatesfangs29andwhenidie.mp3 But don't fear folks, season four may be over, but we will continue podcasting throughout the long-ass wait until season five! Next week we will be compiling our list of the top ten best and worst things about season four (send us your comments!), then there will follow a second True ...
