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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

386: Finger of God

This week, we watch a "documentary" about all the most blatantly (and least ardently) fabricated miracles we've ever talked about over on Scathing Atheist. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like ...

Jan 10, 20231 hr 35 minEp. 386

385: Robot Monster

This week, the gang takes on the 1953 B-movie classic, Robot Monster . It's the story of a costuming department that realized it's report was due day of. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to...

Jan 03, 20231 hr 35 minEp. 385

384: A Wrestling Christmas Miracle

This week, we return to the Del Vecchio-verse for an atheist review of A Wrestling Christmas Miracle . It's the story of... something that the English language is all but powerless to explain. Seriously. This is a weird one. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written an...

Dec 27, 20221 hr 25 minEp. 384

383: A Little Piece of Heaven LIVE from NYC

Live from New York City, the gang gets together for an atheist review of A Little Piece of Heaven . It's the story of how a well timed orphan kidnapping can save an otherwise dismal Christmas. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of ...

Dec 20, 20221 hr 55 minEp. 383

382: Died Suddenly

On this week's show, Marsh joins us to expose the nefarious plot to contaminate your blood with calamari. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on M...

Dec 13, 20221 hr 38 minEp. 382

381: Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal , the story of a writer asked to write a sequel to an airplane movie and having zero ideas that made sense. --- Come see God Awful Movies live in Seattle! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-seattle-tickets-477540836497 If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheis...

Dec 06, 20221 hr 50 minEp. 381

380: Vaxxed II LIVE from QED

Live from QED 2022 in Manchester, England, the gang breaks down Vaxxed II, the sequel to the notorious anti-vax screed they reviewed last time they were in England. --- This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/awful and get on your way to being your best self. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The ...

Nov 29, 202256 minEp. 380

379: One Church

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of One Church , the story of a dystopian future where everyone is forced to belong to the same church, and the only cure is ... everyone belonging to the same different church. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written...

Nov 22, 20221 hr 55 minEp. 379

378: Seventy Times Seven

This week, Michael Marshall joins the gang for an atheist review of Seventy Times Seven , a whodunnit even easier to solve than the math problem it's named after. == Vulgarity for Charity Info: To participate in Vulgarity For Charity 2022: Donate $50+ to ModestNeeds.org Screenshot a copy of the receipt as proof. Email it to [email protected] Tell us who or what you want roasted - be sure to give us some details to work with and a photo if they aren't a famous or well-known person. Gi...

Nov 15, 20221 hr 59 minEp. 378

377: Years of the Beast

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us once more for an atheist review of Years of the Beast , the story of yet another rapture movie. Where all the rapture movie stuff happens, but none of the good rapture stuff does. --- Get your donations in now for Vulgarity for Charity! Just click here to make your donation of $50 or more, and send a copy of the receipt (along with your roast request) to [email protected] --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast If you’d like to make...

Nov 08, 20221 hr 54 minEp. 377

376: Gam376 Halloween Hero

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Halloween Hero , the story of a suicidal cop meeting a 12 year old girl and deciding to keep her. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is writte...

Nov 01, 20221 hr 30 minEp. 376

375: JeruZalem

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of JeruZalem , the story of two young women failing the Bechdel test even as all the men in their lives are turned into demonic zombies. --- Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Ske...

Oct 25, 20221 hr 40 minEp. 375

374: Hi-Tops

This week, the spooktacular takes a break from horror movies for something far more terrifying: A 1985 Christian musical about the importance of... footwear? It's not clear. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme m...

Oct 18, 20221 hr 40 minEp. 374

373: The Reconciler

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Reconciler , the story of a bunch of Christians watching Saw and thinking "Well, that's just a missed opportunity for evangelism." --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil ...

Oct 11, 20221 hr 39 minEp. 373

372: The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Badge, The Bible, and Bigfoot , the story of a Christian couple who clearly thought their sexual roleplay videos needed to branch out into a cinematic universe. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and perf...

Oct 04, 20221 hr 30 minEp. 372

371: The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for a skeptical review of The Terrifying Prophecies of Nostradamus , the only live action offering from the Happy Science cult. And let me be the first to say, they found it a wee bit confusing. Hear more from Dan and Jordan on Knowledge Fight If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat...

Sep 27, 20221 hr 59 minEp. 371

370: Crossfire (1979)

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Crossfire , a movie that asks the age old question, "which is worse, a terrorist or a missionary?" ...and then accidentally gets the answer right. --- You can find tickets for our live show in NYC on 12/17 at this link . Or you can see us live in Manchester at QED by following this link . Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus...

Sep 20, 20221 hr 33 minEp. 370

369: My Son Hunter

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of My Son Hunter , the story of a bunch of grown adults trying to turn "No, YOU are!" into a movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written...

Sep 13, 20221 hr 57 minEp. 369

368: Princess Cut

This week, Amy Lynn Stewart joins us for a godless review of Princess Cut, the story of a twenty-something woman, the dad who apparently owns her, the man who he's gonna give her to, and all pitfalls of feminine autonomy. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and p...

Sep 06, 20222 hrEp. 368

367: The Last Vampire on Earth

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Last Vampire on Earth , the story of somebody writing bad Twilight fanfiction and somebody else filming it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If yo...

Aug 30, 20221 hr 39 minEp. 367

366: The Trial

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us for an atheist review of The Trial , a courtroom drama so uninspired and generic they just called it The Trial . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Check out more from Andrew on Opening Arguments or Clean Up on Aisle 45 Our theme music is written and perf...

Aug 23, 20221 hr 51 minEp. 366

365: The Secret

Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Secret . It's based on the book of the same name, and it's about the secret of the universe. No it's not. --- Check out more from Marsh on the Be Reasonable podcast, or follow him on Twitter ( @MrMMarsh ). --- If you're interested in attending the best skeptical conference ever, go here: https://qedcon.org --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/goda...

Aug 16, 20221 hr 28 minEp. 365

364: In Search of Dudley Dumpling

The legendary Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance joins us for an atheist review of In Search of Dudley Dumpling . It's a children's puppet movie about kidnapping, race wars, and Christianity. --- Check out more from Cecil on the Cognitive Dissonance podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . ...

Aug 09, 20221 hr 35 minEp. 364

363: Hardflip

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hardflip , the story of an 18 year old skateboarder (played by a 31 year old who probably loses his balance on a bathroom scale) trying to find direction in his life and deciding to find Jesus instead. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K Check out our other shows, The...

Aug 02, 20221 hr 51 minEp. 363

362: Dying to be Heard

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of Dying to be Heard , the story of Christians pretending to be an abortion clinic so they can trick desperate women into sitting through their Jesus pitch. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed b...

Jul 26, 20221 hr 40 minEp. 362

361: The Prince of Egypt

This week, the gang teams up for an atheist review of The Prince of Egypt , and prove that no amount of all-star cast can make up for the source material the Bible gives movie makers to work with. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick...

Jul 19, 20221 hr 23 minEp. 361

360: Late One Night

This week, Jessica Bluemke joins us for an atheist review of Late One Night , the story of what Dave Christiano had to offer the filmmaking world before mom made him bring his brother along. -- Hear more from Jessica on the Friendly Atheist podcast: https://friendlyatheistpodcast.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citati...

Jul 12, 20221 hr 48 minEp. 360

359: Taken by Grace

This week, the gang gets together for an atheist review of Taken by Grace , the story of a road trip between a holier than thou Christian couple and a noisy eater. At gunpoint. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on...

Jul 05, 20221 hr 32 minEp. 359

358: Noah's Shark

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Noah's Shark , and we tell you all about the secret shark-based story of the Bible that they don't want you hearing about. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcast. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme mus...

Jun 28, 20221 hr 47 minEp. 358

357: The Lion of Judah

This week, @Eve_WasFramed joins us to talk about a cartoon that's almost as inappropriate for children as the Bible it was based on. --- Check out more from Eve on her TikTok channel . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist , The Skepticrat , Citation Needed , and D&D Minus . Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Gir...

Jun 21, 20221 hr 44 minEp. 357
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