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God Awful Movies

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Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.

Episodes

117: Bal Ganesh

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh, the charming children's cartoon about lopping the heads off of toddlers and making children out of eczema flakes. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to...

Nov 14, 20171 hr 32 minEp. 117

116: The Monster Project

This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody told Eli counted as a Christian movie, even though it doesn't. If you'd like to hear more from Rebecca, check her out on Twitter @Rebecca_Vigil, or find her on Instagram at: WhoIsRebeccaVigil. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essay...

Nov 07, 20171 hr 35 minEp. 116

115: Let There Be Light

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity bring you exactly what you'd expect Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity to bring you. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can fin...

Oct 31, 20171 hr 50 minEp. 115

114: The Life Zone

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With Robert Loggia in it. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-...

Oct 24, 20171 hr 43 minEp. 114

113: The Appointment

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http...

Oct 17, 20171 hr 18 minEp. 113

112: Passage to Zarahemla LIVE from Salt Lake City

In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a portal into the Mormon dimension. To check out Mark and Dan's new podcast, the How to Heretic, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ And to check out their old one, Thank God I'm Atheist, click here: http://www.thankgodimatheist.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook;...

Oct 10, 20172 hr 2 minEp. 112

111: The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Grim Reaper", the story of a preacher who refuses to do a funeral service for an unchurched kid unless he gets to point out that kid is burning in hell for eternity. And is the protagonist. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Ath...

Oct 03, 20171 hr 32 minEp. 111

110: Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped!

In this week's episode, Heath unconvincingly insists he has plenty of Jewish friends. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check u...

Sep 26, 20171 hr 23 minEp. 110

109: The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

On this week's episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath spend an hour and a half trying to get over the presenter's mullet. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episo...

Sep 19, 20171 hr 40 minEp. 109

108: Hangman's Curse

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Hangman's Curse, the story of a family of sleuths trying desperately to surf the edge of Scooby-Doo's intellectual property. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Sc...

Sep 12, 20171 hr 57 minEp. 108

107: M 10.28

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up to figure out what the hell the title of this movie is about... If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donati...

Sep 05, 20171 hr 26 minEp. 107

106: Agent Emes: The Fish Head

This week, Noah learns to speak Jew. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our...

Aug 29, 20171 hr 31 minEp. 106

105: Exit: The Appeal of Suicide

In this week's episode, Ray Comfort does his best to make suicide more appealing. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us ou...

Aug 22, 20171 hr 30 minEp. 105

104: Dashavatar

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah break down the basket of animated Hindu insanity that is Dashavatar; the story of... a bunch of weird stuff happening. That's really as best as I can summarize. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Dia...

Aug 15, 20171 hr 55 minEp. 104

103: Creed of Gold

On this week's show, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Creed of Gold", the story of a plucky group of college freshman who take down the fed with antisemitic conspiracy theories and FOIA requests. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com...

Aug 08, 20171 hr 52 minEp. 103

102: The Mark 2: Redemption

On this week's episode, Eli Bosnick and Heath Enwright take full advantage of Noah's absence in an atheist review of The Mark 2: Redemption. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If yo...

Aug 01, 20171 hr 48 minEp. 102

101: The Mark

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Mark; the story of a reluctant super soldier... no wait, an airplane heist... no wait, the rapture... no wait, an airplane that can't go below 3000 feet... no wait, the antichrist. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you ...

Jul 25, 20171 hr 56 minEp. 101

100: Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt

This week, guest masochist Seth Andrews joins us for an atheist review of "Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt"; in which a man in a purple Nerf suit repeatedly hits on a child. Be sure to check out the Thinking Atheist podcast for more of Seth's milk chocolaty voice. http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/ If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatri...

Jul 18, 20171 hr 37 minEp. 100

99: Journey to the Sky LIVE from Seattle

This week the God Awful Movies crew takes to the stage in Seattle Washington, where Heath and Noah review Journey to the Sky, and Eli eats brownies a fan gave them without asking what was in them. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Es...

Jul 11, 20171 hr 33 minEp. 99

98: Believe

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Believe", the story of a down on his luck millionaire factory owner with so few problems he can afford to spend days stressing over a Christmas pageant, and the evil unionist blue collar workers that tried to take it all away by refusing to take two substantial pay cuts in a single calendar year. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ ...

Jul 04, 20171 hr 51 minEp. 98

97: Six The Mark Unleashed

This week, Eli Bosnick and Noah Lugeons team up with Michael Marshall of the Merseyside Skeptics for an atheist review of Six: The Mark Unleashed, the story of two men held prisoner by the antichrist, and another man, also held prisoner, except he’s a fake prisoner that has to kill the leader of the resistance. Or not, though, because it all turns out to be about satellites. Or, at least, it seems like it until it’s about something else at the end. If you’d like to hear more from Marsh, you can ...

Jun 27, 20171 hr 58 minEp. 97

96: Love Different

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Love Different, an uplifting sign of American racial equality that proves you can make a painfully racist movie regardless of the color of your skin. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazo...

Jun 20, 20171 hr 49 minEp. 96

95: The Cross and the Switchblade LIVE from NYC

In this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah take the stage live in New York City for an atheist review of The Cross and the Switchblade; the story of a white man and his burden. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Athe...

Jun 13, 20171 hr 45 minEp. 95

94: The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah tackle the last of the first three movies in the Prophecy trilogy, the third one. And as near as we can tell, the plot of this one is simply that people and/or angels are movies towards and/or away from one another. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you ca...

Jun 06, 20171 hr 51 minEp. 94

93: The Prophecy II

This week, we combine direct to video with roman numerals in the title, and get exactly the kind of high quality film one expects in those circumstances. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06...

May 30, 20171 hr 44 minEp. 93

92: The Prophecy

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents...

May 23, 20171 hr 55 minEp. 92

91: Heaven Bound

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people want him to. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here:...

May 16, 20171 hr 53 minEp. 91

90: End of Days

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of End of Days, the story of a nuclear security guard fighting Satan with a grenade launcher. If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B...

May 09, 20172 hrEp. 90

89: Don't Touch If You Aint' Prayed

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a terrible, terrible human and settles for him even though he's an abusive, married, cocaine dealer and sexually assaults her. To get tickets to our live shows in New York, Seattle, or Salt Lake City, check here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 Mor...

May 02, 20171 hr 58 minEp. 89

88: The Burning Hell - Live from ReasonCon in NC

This week, Thomas Smith joins us on stage at ReasonCon 3 in Hickory, North Carolina for an atheist review of The Burning Hell. It's the story of a Nashville barbecue deciding to play biblical dress up while somebody secretly filmed it. If you'd like to help us produce Citation Needed; our new podcast with Tom and Cecil, you can pledge your per episode support here: https://www.patreon.com/citationpod To get tickets to see us live in New York City, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awf...

Apr 25, 20171 hr 46 minEp. 88
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