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In China, a court has ordered a woman to pay around$8,600 to the family of her lover. Why? Because after sex with her, her lover suffered an acute myocardial infarction. He subsequently died. This man was married to a different woman at the time of his death.
I wanna make a joke here about the dangers of cheating, but instead I'm just gonna Google what an infarction is. Remember when men hacked the T-App, which was made for women to seek feedback from other women and sound alarms about men they had dated? Well. Men decided to make their own app to rape women in response to the T app called Tea on Her. This app was quite obviously not interested in creating safety in the dating space or anything the T app stood for.
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The goal is to engage the youth. Our resident youth researcher Matt told us that his core and knees are certainly engaged, among other things. Breaking up is hard to do. OpenAI has released an update which caused Chat GPT AI lovers across the globe to end it with their human partners. OpenAI has stated that they've rolled out a number of safety features in the wake of over-reliance on AI to fill emotional needs.
Though many are devastated now, we can only hope they'll see this as a net positive when they find themselves interacting with literal human beings, rather than energy draining water consumptive robots. that have no vested interest in the betterment of society, let alone the people who use them. Ah
¶ Exploring Spit Play and Reactions
And that brings us to today's topic. Spittin. Should we read Matt's alt? Sorry I have no alt. I just fucking hate AI so much. Yeah. I mean, yeah. We don't have to talk about AI. We don't have to talk about it's not given the time of day. Yeah. Let's not give it the time of our day. However, spitting. Spitting. I'd love to talk about spitting. Spitting. Spitting, spitting, spitting two.
Spit T O We will have worked out this title by the time this episode releases, but you're just hearing the active brainstorm. Yeah. We're sort of just spit spitballing as they say. Wow. What sound did I just make? I think I just went, Oh my god, I've never been more to me. Yeah. Like a French ambulance. Oh wow. Yeah, I was doing European because I'm really worldly now. Yeah, of course. Well we were just briefly talking about Europe before we started recording.
Yeah, though I haven't been there y you know, yet. So I don't know why I'm like practicing siren sounds in fucking other countries I am about to travel to. You know, good to know. Good to know what's yeah, you know, when you hear one, what it is. Uh spitting. So like when we did prep for this episode, we were like, is it spitting? Is it spit play? Yes. Cause they kind of imply different things. And in the original episode. You know, we talked
A bit like we looked at some stuff that was pretty kinky, you know? Like fairly expensive. That was more spit play. You know what I mean? Like the act of like We were leaning into the kink a little more and I think our intention with this was like
Let's talk a little bit more about your everyday erotic spit, you know. Yeah. But then we did end up with a mainstream video that I'm like, of course. We'll talk about it. This is, you know, one of those topics, unfortunately, that like Turns my stomach a bit. Man, I yes, for all of the things that we've seen that we have subjected ourselves to, that we've watched. Yeah. Like I I've definitely evolved in how some spit play
Is in my sex life in general. Like yeah. Somebody spits my mouth, it tastes like nothing, it's hot, it's fun. Mm-hmm. But When I've got to I've crystallized this for myself. When the spit becomes the main character, and we probably even literally talked about this in the l last episode of like I'm I think I'm not sure.
The main event, then I'm like, you know? Mm-hmm. Like when there's just enough spit. It's like a few of these other like play scenarios where it within the context of A sexual relationship, a strong dynamic, BDSM, something like that, where there's a power power dynamic at play, or you're just like really locked in in the sex dimension. Within that context, like, yeah, uh spit in my mouth, whatever, you know, like piss on me, whatever. Like so I I could be down for so much of it.
But sometimes the act of like being the third person, being the voyeur, watching it happen, I c I have a hard I have a hard time with it.
Yeah.
And it's because of course like in porn, like you know, any mainstream thing that has the word spit in it is gonna be like Yeah. Don't worry, we got you buckets of spit and it's like, Oh right. Uh what if in Yeah, it's one of those things that in practice I enjoy, but watching on a medium, on a film medium, I do not necessarily need
Yeah, it's tough. It's like watching it and when people are like consuming it and it's on their faces and it's so vol it's so voluminous. Yes. Viscous. Yeah. Viscous just like present. Yeah. Yeah, it just it triggers something else that's like really hard to navigate if it doesn't happen to be your thing. Like but I can like obviously get around it and like think of myself as that person and when you're in that moment, you're like
Yeah, okay, I can see like how that would be hot. But it is something that I have to like truly When I think about my turn ons, like they're most mostly they're just sort of like animalistic and they're like a really strong immediate response. So it's like I actually don't wanna have to think that hard. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't wanna think that hard.
Yeah. Well I think it just triggers something that, like I said, is like hard to resist. Like it triggers a visceral response. Like
¶ Spit Taboos and Historical Views
a physical response almost. Well historically spitting has been a sign of like, you know Poo-pooing. Like it's an insult. Yeah. It's a sort of thing. But I think that's like it's yeah, the taboo is strong and it's like the taboo either turns you on or turns you off, which is like true of all things. And like Some of this stuff you can come around to and like some of the taboos we just engage with in different ways. And I think this one is like such a specific physical fetish for a lot of people.
That we don't happen to relate to. And it's about right. It's like it'd be better if like one of us at least was like. I love a big chunk of loogie, you know, like a high fluid, like high levels of fluid. And I think that is it's in itself like a
A kink that people have that can range across different kinds of fluids. But it does it's like cilantro to me. It's like you're either into fluids or you're Yeah, right. Or you're not. Like more than other things where you're like a little bit of it, but like yeah.
You know, like cum eating is a similar thing where yeah, when it's in the extreme, I'm like, Woo, like I can eat a little bit of it, but I'm doing that'cause I'm being nice, you know? And there's also yeah, we I know we talked about this last time, but there's like a little bit of like Is there's kind of like a time limit. You know what I mean? Where it's like but where you're like, oh you hesitated. I hesitated, it's too long, we wait, ah you know, like Yeah. The hesitation, like
Yeah, don't give me time to think about it. But like similarly it's like in the heat of the moment, yeah, we'll doubt like we'll enjoy certain things. I'll I'll play with little cum here and there, you know? But like Yeah. It's not my favorite character in the movie. Oh no. You know? Uh uh. Yeah. But yeah, it's interesting to think about the hi obviously the taboo of it. It was it's considered uncouth to spit.
But then w interestingly, um, Matt found this research that in the Middle Ages it was thought to be ill mannered to suck back the saliva to avoid it. So it was more s acceptable then. But yeah.
To spit in public it was rude and a social taboo. Obviously, let's not forget that moment of Titanic. That was a huge moment. I don't know if there's any spit freaks out there that were like, Yeah, that was a that was it for me, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think like I'm medieval because I'm in the camp of like, well let's get it out, you know, like if you've got
Sputum? What was the word that like popped up on the Wikipedia like in the research that Matt shared that I was like, oh that word, um that I wanted to make sure I pronounced correctly. That I was like, yeah, I'd if that's come up, if that's in my throat or like my mouth, it's coming out. You know? Yes. Yes. And I'm not even like horrified by
Someone spitting on the street. Like that taboo doesn't feel strong to me these days.'Cause I'm like, I don't have to look at it. Just put it in the grass over there on the street. I don't give a shit. Right. Like I weirdly am not prim That way, you know. But yeah, it's gross when somebody's like working on prim in other ways. I'm not prim. Yeah, there we go. Thank you. Um, yeah, spitting.
¶ Cultural References and Spit Spells
It's interesting. There's a lot of reasons why I think it it's it it could be hot for someone. Obviously the the dom sub humiliation aspect. There's also the idea of like extreme level of intimacy, like it's like a way of like sharing a fluid without it being cum, you know, like you want this person so much, you want their fucking saliva in your mouth. Mm-hmm. Um, which I think when we think about like cultural references, I think it's more that than like
you know, humiliation. Like I I think about spitting. It's become so huge I feel like recently in the last like year or two. I mean, obviously there was that scene in disobedience that I think we talked about last time. I was gonna say, yeah, I think we talked about the Rachel McAdams, Rachel White.
scene in disobedience. And I had I don't think I had seen it when we talked about it. And then I watched that movie later and I was like, oh, that's fine. Yeah. Like I think I expected that scene to be Hotter with the spitting. But it was it was almost too like this. So now I'm going back on what I'm saying, but that was like too. Contained, you know, like it was such a deliberate like and then I just spit in your mouth like
I don't know. I s I wanted it to be sloppier or more urgent as opposed to like just a little gentle spit. You know? I love the moment in in Promising Young Woman. Remind me, Carrie Mulligan spits into his coffee and then he like drinks it. Bo Burnham's cool. Oh yes. Yeah. Like a cafe in the middle of the day. I love that scene. Also huge in the movie Sinners. Mm-hmm. Did you see Sinners? Yeah. I did see Sinners. I saw Sinners. Sinners of forty X, babe. What do you think? Whoa, okay. Frag.
Which was I almost felt like was an insult to the movie because I was like, I don't need it to be a ride to enjoy this movie. Yeah. But I bet it was fun. It also was fun. It was great. It was the base. Like, come on. The chairs like rumbled and shook when we were like in the old timey car. Really? Sweet. I love that. Which was ridiculous. I but I was like, yeah, we're riding in a coat together. Yeah. The only missed opportunity is they did not shake the seats for the sex. And I was like, hello.
Well what the hell? Come on. Uh my boots are shakin'. Let's shake the seats. Shake my teeth. I don't think I use boots or shaking correctly as an expression, but you know what I mean. Knockin' who's who's better beer boots are Boots are knocking. That's maybe what I meant. Boots are knocking, yeah. Knocking boots. But I was like, you know, we're nervous, we're angsty, we're afraid of the sex. Yeah, of course. Wow. And then here they are spitting into each other's mouths.
As vampires. Yeah, I loved that, obviously. I thought that was a very I love that movie in general. I thought it was a very horny movie and I loved that moment. Um also I don't know if you saw Too much, the Lena Dunham show on Netflix. Oh, I haven't watched that. Oh, it's good. I yeah, I really liked it. But there was like a spit yeah,'cause I love Will Sharp. I think he's like so charming and lovable and he's great.
Um, and there's a sex scene where they spit into each other's mouths. Obviously, hawk to a Can't talk about spit play without talking about Yeah, I guess I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right. I'm still just fascinated by that phenomenon. I'm like, sorry, she fed one line into a microphone and then we made her star?
And she got that famous? Like how many you know what I mean? Like I think you and I were like, how many fucking lines have I have I given sent into the world that have gone viral or not at all? And um Yeah. It makes me hate the internet, you know? Yeah. It's a it's an unjust medium where it just like crushes some things and lifts some things up and creates a false sense of meaning.
Mm-hmm. And value. Yeah. I mean good honor for like just being like, How do I make as much money as possible off of this moment right now? Or she's like she's gonna be utterly I mean, she's right to like know she's gonna be irrelevant. Right. You know? So she drives a little get your bag, get a little nest egg and like do whatever else you want to with your life. Like do some fake Bitcoin, whatever. Yeah. Crypto. Whatever.
¶ Personal Preferences and Experiences
Yeah. And then also, I didn't know this, but Matt found this research that witch talk got really into the idea, which is which the witch suspected of TikTok, got really into the idea that spitting into a partner's mouth during sex. Or having them do that to you could be used as a spell to make them obsessed with you. Okay, so this brings me back to Rachel Lore,'cause you told the story of spitting
Casting a spell by spitting in someone's hat. And like honestly, I think that spell was effective from what I've learned. Like this person has been captivated by you for years. Even though it hasn't quite played out into like Yeah. Yeah. How can I forget that? It's like huge in your lore, you know? Like I can't forget that story. Yeah, of course. About Rachel Napoleon spitting into somebody's hat. Yeah.
I believe in that. I do believe in that. In some sort of like saliva being a form of mystical, magical powers. Mm-hmm. You know, there is something there. Don't ask me what, but there's something there, you know. I buy it. I believe it. Yeah. It's powerful. Yeah. Yeah. You're you're always seeing witches like spit into a cauldron and You know. Yeah, you're always seeing that. Yeah. You are. I am. Just on street, frankly. Willy nilly when I'm wandering the woods. You know. Yeah.
Yeah, I think that I don't know. I am a fan of spit. I love to use spit all the time, especially when I'm giving head. I love to see someone else like spit. And like use it as lube. Mm-hmm. I'm not particularly a fan into the spitting of the mouth. Hmm. But I mean, I've done it. I can continue to do it. I just like to know that like I don't I it needs to be like it can't be a surprise.
I'll say that much. You know what I mean? Yeah. Don't do that without asking first. Let me know that it's coming. Because then I'm like. Just so do you do you want this partner to announce in the moment like I'm gonna spit in your mouth or to like check ahead of time like if I'm feeling it in the moment, would you be up for? Or no. Or just be like, Yeah, like I wanna spit in your mouth and then I'll say no.
Or say you can, you know. Yeah. But I don't want it to just be like, you know, my mouth is open and then go pfft, you know. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm different that way. Where like if a partner's if we're in the heat of the moment, like I'd like a little surprise. Um Okay, sure. You know, if they know that I'm okay with it. I think the big difference for me is that like I've done it enough. It's kind of like it's not
I don't know what I expected, but it's not that gross'cause it just kind of blends in. You know what I mean? Like, sure. I've never had someone spit in my mouth and been like, Oh, I can taste it or it's like so much that it's like I'm swallowing a loogie. Yes. Like It always has just been like hot in the moment of like, Oh fuck yeah and then it just blends in with the environment. Sure. It's the same temperature. You know what I mean? Like it doesn't
Feel like a foreign object in there as well. Here's what I'll say. I don't like the long, slow, droop like drippy
I don't like that. I get that. Yeah, it's like I think what we're identifying for both of us is like if it be it's too central too much time. It's too much too much time to like think about it and be like, Is it now I'm thinking about that? Am I into it? Yeah. That it like It starts to trigger that response so our imaginations like run away with Like, Oh my God, it's actually making my we uh
We gotta talk about something else. We have to change the topic. What but that's the topic, Rachel? I was just gonna I it makes me think of like when we were like in grade school and like boys would do the thing where they like drop the spit down and then suck it back up. Ooh. Yeah. I think that I think that's formative for me too. Of like sorry. Or like spitting in the air and catching it which was a thing. Oh god. Yeah.
Yeah, I dun yeah, that that was something something specific to our generation. We had a lot of time on our hands, you know. We weren't given a lot of screens as children, so we had to entertain each other by like doing that. Remember when Do you remember with that everything? Like that thing? Like the under the tongue? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I was the kind of polite individual who would like suck the gutter.
Of a soda can if you were sharing it. Do you know what I mean? Like if I took a sip of a soda gutter. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So you've got your soda can, you take a sip, a little bit of mostly soda, but probably some of your spit sometimes finds its way into the rim of the soda.
I would go you know, like I would drink it in such a way, like all in one go, that when I pass the soap off to someone else, I'm not giving them like a gutter with my little salivas in it. Wow. I never once thought of that. I'll be honest with you. Well. Listen. So she's a courteous visual. You know what I'm learning? At one point you were prim. You were prim at one point. That's what I'm learning here.
That was also my culture though,'cause like in my like elementary school, people would literally hand the soda back and be like, Suck your gutter like if you left this nasty Oh so if you handed off a soda and it was gross, suck your gutter. People like suck your gutter and like make you clean up. So I just formed a habit of like doing it and being like, hmm. I leave it better than I found it. Yeah, of course. Campsite rules. Yeah. Huh. Fascinating. Yeah. Um Should we do a showdown? Yeah.
¶ Spit Play Porn Search Terms
Trailer stepbrother likes that I spit in his face with his boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. With his boyfriend. Interesting in this trailer. Yeah. We got some step stuff. We got a we got a bit a boyfriend there. We got some gay stuff. Yeah. And we got some. Yeah, of course. I like it. Okay. One in Rome. I feel like this trailer isn't in Rome, if I'm honest. Really good point. Busty bitch humiliated by spitting from three girls.
Oh. So the journey of the grammar there is a little confusing, but that's a big thing too, huh? Like being humiliated by other girls spitting on it. We'll talk about that later. Yeah. But like girls and hazing and spitting and stuff. Spitting. That feels Big in the space and like in the vein of kind of wedge. I wouldn't I wouldn't have thought that that would be such a Well, who would have thunk? Yeah. Girl spit. Piss spit and huge cum load.
Sort of spit and huge cum load. Sort of all three play. We got all the fluid. See, this is for the fluid enthusiasts. Yeah, exactly. This is for the sexoplasm people. Mm-hmm. Spitting lesbian bullies spit on each other face and mouth. Parentheses spit in the mouth and face, fetish lesbian, spit domination, dirty talk eighteen teen bully F to F. Parentheses OBF zero zero five. Wow. That was a good one. That one's a mouthful, am I right? Spitting joke there. Ha ha here we go.
Okay. Daddy's cum compilations with spit, pits, pre-cum. Mmm. Spit Pits and precom. Yeah, interesting. Works in Pitson. Okay. Yeah. I see it. Also you know. What is that called? When you can rearrange the words and it's a different word? What? Where you rearrange the letters, I mean, and it's a different this is what's that called? Palind not a palindrome. That's the same as before and after. Palindrome is is backward forward. Um it's it's called a new word.
Anagram Yes. Thanks, Grace. Spit and pits. Like, are you getting that's just a different word. That's just a new word. Oh, I see spit tips. Spit, piss, pits. Yeah, I see what you did there. Not piss, but we only had a few letters to work with and we really made the most of it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. Good work, everybody. Long tongue spit licking and sucking my fingers. Ooh.
Long tongue is intriguing. It's like we worked in like some phallus stuff. Like, oh, the tongue has to be long. Like we have to see all the tongue. Yeah. Well, there's gotta be more spit in there. Surely that's how that works. Yeah. Yeah. I feel a little drunk today. Oh, cool. Just tired, long week or something. But it's giving me that loopy vibe that I sometimes slaps and sometimes does not. And you'll t you'll uh tell us. You'll let us know. Should we should we take a break?
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¶ Thousand Faces Video Review
Okay, the first video we're gonna talk about is from Thousand Faces, which we've talked about uh I think a few times. Yeah. Yeah, at least a couple times, I think. Um which is another small like indie film indie film? Yeah, indie porn film. Yeah. I don't know why I just said indie film and I thought of like
A twenty-four. It's like what's where I want to do it. A twenty-four didn't make this porn. Yeah. Yeah. But it is Indy porn. Yeah. We found it on Pink Label, but it's hosted on a bunch of other s uh a bunch of other uh sites. And it's a nice little horn that's focused on spit play. Mm-hmm. It has, I mean, it's like shot beautifully. Um, it has some sort of like inner inter spliced with some VHS like grainy quality style stuff.
And we're sort of like spliced together like a lot of like spit and mouth. Spit on body parts and the spit, I would say, is the main character in this. Although, like because it's so artfully shot and because the spit is so Clearly in court like the spit to me in this one is like the production aesthetic as opposed to being like the character.
Sure. Doesn't feel like the spit turns into a creature that leaps off of the person. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It like walks a line where it's like The spit is always incorporated in the physical accent and the taboo. Like that's kind of the difference. That's what we're like keeping like continuing to narrow it on is like, yeah. Some people like spit when it's the creature feature. You know, like when it's literally like
feels like its own entity that has is is sentient beyond yeah what the people are doing to it. Yeah. And this one it feels like the spit is just lit well and is like incorporated in The blow job, the kissing, the sucking, like all those things. What's interesting to me in this video, because I mean, obviously, like the sex aspect of it, like I was very into. It's like the spit on the dick.
Loved hot to me. Spit on his hands and on her pussy. Loved very hot. The second that it was like spit in between their mouths. Interesting. It wasn't working. Huh. I know. And I wonder what that is. But I just like didn't I was like that to me is like I mean maybe that tells you that you can have an erotic association with it. Yeah. But like kissing feels like less
Sexual or it feels like more excessive in that. When it was like strings of spit between their mouths. Mm-hmm. Like it was like too much. Did it make you imagine a different sensation of having the spit in your mouth. Cause like when it's on a pussy or a dick, it's like, it's my spit, I'm producing it. It's all lube. Like it almost has like a different function. Whereas like
I don't know, I'm just genuinely trying to get to the bottom of this.'Cause I wasn't as bothered by it, but I also get it. Yeah, I don't I don't I maybe it's like yeah, because it's like my spit and like that's hot. And when it's like their spit and it's on me, like also hot. But it's like the second I don't know, it's like this the spit between the two mouths. Yeah, we're now doing calculus. We're like, why do we resist the line? You said you were a kinky girl.
You know, why don't you like it? So why is the kissing you know what's up what bothers you the most? Yeah. But yeah, I'm trying to think about when I'm kissing someone. There's when I'm kissing someone, yeah, and I love it and I'm like Suck on someone's tongue, like that's hot, you know. Yeah. I love sucking on the tongue. We did get some tongue sucking in this. I like when people put their fingers in my mouth, you know, like that's hot. But like for s yeah, I don't know. It's again, it's like
It's the watching of other people doing it is like, I don't know. It's really strange. But yeah, I did love like the the thumb the like the finger sucking, like at one point like she's like sucking on his thumb. Mm-hmm and and like yeah, any time someone's like using their hand and like they spit on it to use this like lube, like that's so
Yeah. Any the this is something I've s we see a lot in like very like artfully made indie porn where there's like a dripping on a like a vulva. Like beautiful, you know? That's beautiful. Mm-hmm. The glistening of the light. I love that. Yeah, what's wrong with us that we're not more into fluids, huh?'Cause it's beautiful. We can see that it's beautiful. Yes. But when it's in a mouth, when it's two mouths it just says no.
You know what else? But speaking of two things though, DP in this video. DP with a toy. I was like, this is the sort of sex that I am having. Yeah. I loved that. Yeah. I loved that. I loved that inclusion, which I was like unexpected, I guess, for a spit play video. Like I didn't think that we would see something like that, but I really liked it. I liked the inclusion. I think that's overall what I liked about the scene is like it felt like sex.
that I could be having and it just was like the thing that we're gonna kind of highlight is the spit play. You know? But it wasn't so it wasn't that mainstream porn thing of like we're gonna take it To the absolute max. Yeah. Like we're gonna go we're gonna take the thing and we're gonna be able to do that. We're just gonna increase the volume. Yeah. Like
You know? Yeah. Mm-hmm. No, I totally know. You know what I mean? Um I also really loved there was a lot of like licking and spitting on nipples and biting on nipples that I really loved. Love that. Um, yeah, I'm into that too.
There was also i at one point that we're in the shower, so it was like wetness in general was sort of being highlighted, which I really liked. And also there's a little bit of complay, you know, he comes on her tongue and then There's like it's like face and mouth and then he like they like kiss and lip.
I love that. I love that. Yeah. Yeah, there were parts of this video that I really, really loved which I was I'm ha I was wor I'll be honest, I was worried when we were doing spitting again. I was like, Oh God, you know. It's gonna be. Yeah, you're like, Can we do this one? Yeah. And I was really yeah, I really I liked this video a lot. So I was like I was like, okay. See. By the way, I don't think we said The performers at the top. Oh yes. Um, Blue Honey and Marcus Quillin and Marcus is
Uh a thousand faces. Like it's one of it's his company. It's it's his company. Yeah. Friend of the poly. Yeah. Yes. Highly recommend. Yeah, I liked this. All their stuff is on Pink Label, or you can get it directly from them. Um, no, it was a hot video for sure.
¶ Spit Kisses Gang Bang Review
I was into it. Should we talk about Spit Kisses Gang Bang? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I started watching this one while I was leaving a Marco Polo message. You know, like I sort of hit play and was like, hey y'all. Quick message and then was like, Oh, I'm just oh no watching porn in the background here. Oh no. Yeah. Cause I you know, it was like mesmerizing. It was like the car accident in the background that I was like, what is happening? And like needed to zoom in. So what we have
are two girls mm-hmm. So start. There's a group of girls, but there's two particular girls. Who are kissing in a way that made me angry. Yes. Um mouths open and as deeply locked on each other as possible. So like consciousness kissing.
Think of a barnacle. Think of a barnacle. Think of horror movies where someone unhinges their jaw and it's terrifying and you see the abyss at the back of their throat. Then think of someone Turning their head to the side and locking mouths with another person with a jaw agape. And just I was like, What's even happening in there? Like what are you are you trying are you literally trying to get your tongues down each other's throats? Like what is what's happening inside?
And then other people are spitting on them Yeah. On the other hand. Hey, hey, what's happening everywhere? What what is happening? What's happening everywhere? What's happening? What's happening? So there's three girls behind them while the other these two girls are being are the slaves. These two slaves are being forced to make out. Three Doms behind them who are
Are we calling them Doms? Like what's happening? What says like three Domina versus two slave? You know? Yeah. It just it feels it feels like hazing. It doesn't feel like kink. Like it doesn't feel like, oh, there's a scene here. No. College dorm. Yes. And weirdly, I put on subtitles. Oh. And there were no there were no subtitles. There was only one. Oh. And it was and I and it said, let me show you. And then the two of them in the background made out.
But it looks I I f this was one of those videos where I was like This no one's having no one's Yes, this is this is for the benefit of the viewer. Yeah. And it's not for anyone. Two girls who were covered in spit and had been trying to suck each other's tracheas down each other's throats was like they looked miserable. They paused for a second and they were like And they couldn't open their eyes'cause they were cased in spit and they were like
And they didn't look like, oh, I love it. They looked like, What am I doing with my life? And it's like why we start with the podcast is to be like, This porn sucks. Yes. Yeah. Nobody seems to be enjoying this. You know what I mean? No. This is not what we're looking for. I can't validate strong consent on this. Like this just talking about what we take part. Good. Yeah. So it's like
The taboo itself is just volume of spit. Right. And not good power dynamics who are like, Oh yeah, like look at this hot submission. Like it's it was startling to me that they even used words like dom and sub, but I'm like The you know, it it's it's almost like they're hiding behind that. Cause I'm like, this does not look like good domination or submission. There was also at one point they pull a dildo. I was like, what's the dildo doing here?
You know. We're gonna do anything with that? No. We're just sort of like hitting. Like her yes, like hoping it would be like a change of things. Like hey, let's change that with a dildo. And it's like, no, let's just continue to do pointless shit. Like smack her in the face with it.
Yeah. Really strange. I wasn't into this. I obviously yeah, I hated this video. I actually I realized I opened our messaging about girls on porn and I had one that I had drafted but hadn't sent where you were like We can do this other mainstream one, you know, in response to the options and I was like, Yeah, I hate it, but that'll be good to talk about
And then I hadn't sent it and I almost sent it three minutes before we started recording and I was like, nah, I don't need to spoil it. I'll let Rachel go. Perfect. In episode. I had a feeling. Yeah. I hate I would have been shocked.
Yeah, but I was like, actually Yeah, something about this worked. Every once in a while. Yeah, but I feel like I well actually no. I feel like you you have a good you have a good, you know, idea of like when I'll like something, but I never know when you're gonna like something. You you keep me on my toes.
Oh. Yeah. That's fun. I like that. I like it that way. I like to be mysterious to you and I like to be able to read your your mind and your opinion. You would be like, this one's for Rachel. You would like that. Yeah. I would.
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