Remote Control

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So today's topic today's topic. Yes. Remote control. Remote control. Which is so funny that we haven't done this before. Yeah. Because it's kind of like I don't know, it's like a big It's a big corner of like the sex toy market. Classic. And also a big corner of like the webcam. market. Yes. You know big corner of like the cam girl webcam world and Yeah. And the and the toy market and like the larger

Space. We should explain it. Yes, please. In case anyone doesn't know. Yeah. We're talking about using vibrators with a remote control. Right. Cool whether it's in an app or in a physical remote control. Right. And to demonstrate how this works, I've got a little game planned for us. So this is game is l loose, by the way. Yeah. It's a really it's a game

There's no prizes. There's no scoring system. There's but a potential prize for you, girl. Fair, fair. That's true. Uh this is almost like a prank. On you as much as anything, or a prank on I don't know who we're pranking, but it has a it has a little undercurrent of prank. So this is the treat who we're pranking by Wild Secrets. This is a Vibrating butt plug. Yeah.

And basically this piece here, I guess I could demonstrate it. Yeah. It's called treat, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's literally called treat. Treat by Wild Secrets. It could be because it's a special little treat. So I've got it turned on now. Mm-hmm. It's got a really nice feel to it. Yeah, it's gorgeous. Beautiful cobalt blue for our listeners out there. Beautiful cobalt blue. Yes. But yeah, genuinely like a really nice. Yeah.

Density to the silicone. Yeah, she's holding a butt plug in one hand and in the other hand is a nice little remote. I like you describing like a sports commentator or like a golf commentator. Like she's holding a butt plug in one hand. In the other hand, we have the remote control. Will she use it, folks? Yeah. She will. Um My Zoom is like playing music. Yeah. Um so not only can we just like Yeah. And get stronger with it. But there's also

So, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put this in. We're gonna take a brief break. Yes. And I'm gonna work quickly. Yes. And I'm gonna put this in and I'm gonna give this. To a partner in the other room who is already way too excited about this and who was like, We should do Morse code as if that's something that I know he fucking would. Yeah. I would have sent you a message. He was like for chest. You could win at the chess game.

Okay, so now what's gonna happen is we're gonna take a brief moment for me to put this in and hand it off the remote and then I'll be back. Amazing. Okay, cool. Good luck. Thank you. So Laura is now stepping away, folks. I'm just gonna point out that it's eight thirty in the morning in California where Laura is. Um, so this is really fucking brave of her to just start her day off. Inserting a butt plug at 8 30 AM. She commits. When she when our girl commits, she commits hard.

What I'm curious to to know, and I guess we will find out, is like Is she about to have an orgasm during this goddamn episode? I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Maybe I should make a little bet, a little personal bet. Oh she's back. Oh my god, it's still vamping. No, I really went for it. I really went for it. My favorite part of what just happened is was just watching copious amounts of lube off my hands. I'm not curious. Hurry. But here we are. I should mention too that I did give

a directive to my partner that like we're not making a porn. He's not trying to make me come on the show. But we're gonna see like the ideally I'm gonna like vaguely for I don't feel like I f I'll forget because I can feel it, but I've like ideally there's something holding space inside of you, right? It's really holding some space. You know It's holding space for Defiant Gravity. It's holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. Yes. Uh it's holding space in the queer community.

But ideally I like sort of briefly forget and then it happens. And I think what I'm gonna try to do is hold it together and then you get to guess. Okay, okay, of course. You know, you s you see my face'cause you'll see my face before. Like on Zoom, like this is a special treat for Patreon people because they'll Yeah, of course. They can see. But even if I'm not talking, like if I go quiet'cause I'm focusing on what's happening. Yeah. Yeah. Which is uh rare. Yeah.

You'll know because I'll just not be talking. I won't be rambling on about, for example, capitalism or Yeah, teledildonics, which is of an incr Hey girl. We're off to a we're off to a good start. Okay. I saw it. That was not ten minutes. I don't know why I am like I said like ten minutes or something and it was like two minutes. You think he's gonna follow? He's fucking thrilled.

Coolest thing that's ever happened to him at 8 30 in the morning. Yeah. Totally fair. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Tell a Dildonic.

Also known as cyberdildonics, is the name. Great word. Coined for virtual sex encounters using networked electronic sex toys to mimic and extend human sexual interaction. Which is kind of cool. I didn't realize that the term was coined as early as nineteen seventy-five. Teledonics was coined in nineteen seventy-five.

Whoa. Uh so the yeah, the idea of virtual sex has been prominent in literature, fiction, popular culture. And then the idea sort of in the in in the nineteen eighties it was sort of like the idea that this is gonna be the next big thing in cyber sex technology. Okay. Yeah. And then we got Howard Reingold starting to use the term in the nineteen nineties.

And then we got to see it in toys. Wow. So s a remote sex toy could be used for mutual masturbation, could be used at long distances. Um, you can also use it, you know, to like uh for people who are you know performing on a webcam you can do it um as a fun thing between partners outside in public. I was gonna say I think the public element of it is like the most

Yeah. Fun to me. There was something in the research that I was like, oh, what's that about? Oh, I know. I I thought yeah, go ahead. Like around the legality? Yes. Yeah, I was like, oh, I had a Hold on, I didn't consent to this. No, I'm just kidding, I did. You did. I did. I did. I did I guess. I mean it you were coerced that I was like, I have an idea and we're Yeah. What if we did sure.

And I can be very persuasive/slash pushy about these things. But like it just being a lead, because I was like, wait a minute, if you're not exposing your genitals. And someone's like, I hear a vibration. Like the argument is like, uh, you're subjecting me to your sex act. And I was like, this is right, this is the kind of gray area that I actually don't know if I can resolve even as like a professional in this space.

But hold on, I have something I I a thought just came to me. Okay. If a sneeze is like one eleventh of an orgasm How about that when I'm sneezing in public? Y'all can't be mad at me. You know what I mean? Yeah. I sneeze eleven times. Sneeze eleven times person. Yeah. And I get off.

What y'all gonna be uh you're gonna s lock me up? Yeah. Yeah. You're lucky you witness that. Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm. Or like, I don't know, I think about that woman that like claims to like have like orgasms with a ghost. Mm-hmm. Because it's like again, you're not seeing this thing. Yeah. So it's like, oh, if you're just like hearing the sounds and the voice it's like

How do you know like I'm not just t being touched by a spirit? Exactly. Exactly. You know? Or what if I'm someone who's highly responsive to things that aren't erotic to other people? Yeah. It's so it it's one thing if you're doing that. It's another thing if you're going around going, I have I have a I have it in me right now. Yeah. Like it's different if I think the that guy over there has the remote. Yeah. And the whole idea of like doing this in public with a partner is like

Is trying for discretion. Right, exactly. Is you're trying to not you know, you're trying to be chill about it. Speaking of this partner is already, really I know. He's thrilled. I need a text to be like a little less because I do have to do the episode.

Give me a little break and then we'll come. No problem. No, you're fine. Take your time. Uh I so the idea of like doing this in public is like sort of exciting for me, but I'm more concerned about like one time I had a partner by me, like one zone was like vibrating pant.

Ooh. And then we like went out in public. But like I will say like the panties and like the vibrator just sort of like didn't align to like my anatomy. So it was kind of kept it just looked like I was like like Scratching my cross. What did they feel like? I think I have a hard time knowing like how intense that vibe would be or like what it would be. So it's sort of like a little bullet vibrator and it g like goes basically in like the pocket.

Of like you know, like where C Yeah, like oh, there's just basically a little pocket in most panties anyway. But I was like mine wasn't like I was like I kept trying to have it like a move it up. To like get to my clip, you know. So it's like again, I just sort of looked like I was like scooching. Like I was like, she's make trying to make herself come on the chair, you know? Yeah.

So yeah, so I was like that didn't really like work out for me. But I would be curious about like wearing like a plug, I guess, in public. Once I find my sweet, kinky little soulmate. Yeah, you know, I'd be into that. Or like you said, I would do Morse code and I would be back at the fucking blackjack table you know. Oh I see. Yeah.

Mhm. I'd have I have my guy at a different table looking at the dealer's hand, you know. You could also do Like a simple Morse code with just like certain rhythm standing for certain things that you're supposed to do, like a sort of subby extension of the game where it's like Bop bop like poke twice means like bend over or something like that. Or like you know what I mean? Like how bend over a bitch. Isn't that the most erotic thing you've ever heard? Meep, bend over.

Who am I? Am I with a Muppet? Yeah.

You know? Have you ever done any th uh like elaborate remote control stuff? No. Not really. Which is interesting. I'm more'cause I've like I because I've had like long distance relationships and that sort of like does seem like it would be something fun to do. Yeah. You know? Um But no, never. I guess it's because I'm more of a control freak and I'm always like even when like a guy is like trying to use a vibrate around me, I'm like, get out of here. Like I could let me do this. You know?

Well, it's hard to find the right spot. You know what I mean? I know. Yeah. But I would be interested in doing it yeah, like with like a plug, you know. Mm-hmm. Or just like a tease basically. Yes. Yeah. Like that would be fun. I've done it in the context of like the kind of toy that is inside of me right now. Where it's like an in person like in the context of a bigger power dynamic scene where it's like

We're gonna get something in position. I think plugs are especially fun because it is a little less about like you know, when we're talking about external clit stimulation, you really do have to be dedicated to like finding the right spot. Yes. In that moment. But like a vibrating plug.

in tandem with many other things. Yeah. Can be really fun. And when someone's like enjoying it and then you can like turn it up on them and stuff. Like that's how I've played with it. I think about that one video we did or we talked about with Oh, that freaky, like freaky guy from kink.com did all the kink education videos that I loved. Dr. Dan or something. Yeah, it was something like that. I loved him. That like older guy with like a really interesting

Very clinical sort of educational style, but he's working with like a model or a performer that he's like fucking in the video. Yeah. I can't look it up. You can't think of his name. I feel like you're such a walking encyclopedia. It's like Doctor something. And I g the cool thing about him also is like his dick has like some interesting vitiligo. Like his good dick is like two-toned.

Which I was wonderful. Yeah. But anyways, that one forced orgasm episode we did where it was like the girl was bound and he had like a Hitachi wand, like kind of like tied up Shibari style to her, and he connected it to like a remote control and sort of like, you know, did it like from far away. Like I was like Sign me up for that, you know. Yeah. That sounds fun. Yeah. And a Hitachi is like pretty fail safe in terms of finding the spot'cause I can you can just qued it right in there.

Yeah. Right. It's it's vibrating everything. It's just shaking your bones. A good wand. Yes. Yeah. It is. It's like, you know. Yeah, or the Wild Secrets wand that we were talking about in the Right Clitz next episode, which is like has that Chainsaw quality that you and I are both looking for. Which I will say like has become my new favorite toy. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's great to know. Yeah. That's really cute. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun because it's like something like I can use. Over my panties.

Oh yeah. You know? And you love that. Yeah, which is something that I don't really I never really get to do with a toy because I always I'm like, I need more, you know. Yeah. But this one is so intense that like I could do it over my panties. I'm like, that's kinda fun. Yeah, you can like incorporate a little clothing and kinda like tease yourself a little bit. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, that's fun. Anyways, all to say, can't wait to find someone to do this with me.

Because I'm jealous of what's happening in front of me. Sorry. I didn't mean to rub anything in. Um there's a pun in Well, you meant to rub something. You meant to rub something, girl.

You meant to rub something. Should we do the showdown? Yeah, let's do the showdown. Okay. Putting a vibrator in a condom and coming in public. I'm confused by this. Putting a vibrator in a condom. Yeah. I mean, sure. Safety first. Like why not use a barrier? The first thing that I thought of was like putting like a small bullet in the condom and then shoving it in you, you know? Yeah. Sort of like sort of like how what like an inmate does with a sock and like and like to make a weapon.

Yeah, like batteries in a sock. Only you're putting it aside you to smuggle a weapon into the movie theater or a regular No, it wasn't. It wasn't. Oh, okay. But good guy. The way you just said yeah was Um Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, of course. Um now I'm gonna text him and be like, okay, you can again. Yeah. He's just like I can imagine what he's doing in the other room right now and he's absolutely freaking out.

Uh a little bit. I think he was like, We should have practiced this. Like, yeah. But also it's telling that I'm like, okay, too much. Okay, not enough. Okay. That I'm like still trying to direct it from the inside and the whole exercise is to is to let go. Is to embrace the lack of control. Okay. Stepson can stop time for two minutes to use his stepmother. Oh. Um this would make sense because I think remote control in the porn space a lot of times can tie into like ignoring or like Yeah.

Um almost, almost a kind of like dubious consent, but like sometimes it kind of goes, and we'll talk about this more in the video. after the break, but it can kinda go either way. Like is it my secret? Is it our secret? Right. Or is it somehow in an elaborate porn thing? Whose secret is it? Whose secret is it? Or is it an elaborate porn plot about like how you managed to get a vibrator inside of me and I'm like, What's going on?

Yeah. Yeah. So time stop feels like an adjacent category. Yeah. Okay, what do you got for me? Okay. My besties husband is controlling my anal plug and me. My besties husband. Yeah. That's my besties husband. I like adding that in, you know. I get a good I get a strong relationship dynamic, you know. Which also, you know, I love. Mm-hmm. I do know that. So I like that. Yeah.

Caught controlled to orgasm in a pedal boat. Oh. In a pedal boat. Yeah, like a romantic uh ride around the lake. Oh, sure, I see. Mm-hmm. Um, okay, similar on that theme. Remote controlled vibrator in park, sweet girl gets an orgasm. I like this as as like the new romance. Like the new like oh it's just a sweet thing we do to get we go on a picnic, we bring our remote control vibrator. I mean that is fucking romantic. Yeah. You know. It is romantic. Sorry. Mm-hmm. That's romance, baby. Yeah.

I took control of my stepsister's vibrator in the bar and brought her to Orgasm. Oh. I love when they just sneak in a stepsister, because why not? Yeah, of course. Right? Yeah, of course. Okay, uh last one from me. Muscle twink being controlled and prostate play and pre-com. But what's funny to me about this is Matt said, I literally know the muscle twink from number three, L O L. Which I love. That is pretty good.

Represent the homies. Yeah. Okay, last one from me. Uh huh. Man fucking anal wife after found universal remote control. Ah. What do you think this means? Because I look I watch this one. Like uh he used the universal remote control to fucker. No, but I like that idea. Oh, okay. The idea is and it starts with the cheesiest like little paper like Microsoft Word printed folded pack. It's like stapled, it's like a stapled piece of paper that are like a TV remote is inside.

And it says universal remote. And then he pulls it out and he's like, Oh, it does the light. switch, it does the TV, it does my wife. And he like hits the remote control and it like cuts to her like on her stomach with her ass up. Yeah.

And then he just puts a bunch of weird shit in ass. Like there's like candy in there at one point and like a vegetable and I was thinking of like those big chunky universal remotes that like we all had like growing up that controlled like everything. That is that is like what it Looks like that you can use on like multiple TVs kind of. Like one of those big big ones. So I think that's the like premise. Yeah. This also looks old. So I think this is like what inspired it. Um

Three minutes is that this has been happening. And I really held it together. I think because you guessed wrong once you were shy and you were like, I don't want to blow it again. Okay. Yeah. Um but I'm proud of me for getting through it and let's take a break. Good job. Good job, girl. Does listening to this podcast sometimes feel like a guilty pleasure? Or do you sometimes hear Rachel and I talk about our sex lives and we sound like we live on another planet?

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First video we're gonna talk about. Nadia Fox and Serenity Cox using lush remote controlled vibrators in public drive-thru and coming hard. We didn't not pick this video because their names rhyme. Yeah. Meaning I picked these videos because he were very and I was like, their names rhyme. We gotta. I had also stumbled across Snodia not long ago because I was looking for J O I content for a client. Oh nice. And I was like, I want some fresh J O I stuff and she has a couple.

Pretty great ones. Honestly. I went to like Reddit for like, what's the one you always go back to? Yeah. And somebody was like, This one drives me crazy every time. And I was like, Yeah, this is very good. It was really good. Yeah. Good to know. So Starting there. So I came in with bias because I was like introduced to this performer already. Yeah. Yeah. And I I will say that I liked the setup of this video because it was like

We're two girls and we're trying to go about our day. Like we're doing things. You know, like I like the challenge of the tension of like, mm-hmm. We've got these vibes happening and we're gonna try to order coffees and stuff. Yeah. And they're in a car too, which somehow makes it more feasible. You know what I mean? Like Yeah. It feels a little bit separated. Yes. And you can I feel like you can

put on a stronger vibe. Like if I'm yes have a vibrator in and it's at full blast and I'm in line for crop. How do I walk? People are gonna hear because you can hear a phone vibrating like next to someone. So I was like, oh this is a cool setup because it I it gives them a lot of freedom to like really crank it and for me to buy that that's what's happening. You know what I mean? I also am someone, like when I'm like horned up or like when I'm like close to anywhere near close to an orgasm, like

I'm in full body tension. Yeah. Like I'm like Like stiff as a board. Like stiff as a board, legs extended kind of person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like or like ar like arch, you know what I mean? Like like legs bent, arch back. Like I'm like, I can't. Yeah, I definitely have to like have a certain kind of presence and like Yeah.

I definitely like need to be just focused on my body. And there is some tension in like certain things I do. It's not necessarily like pointing my toes or like stretching my legs like. Some folks do, but there's something my body's doing if I'm gonna come. Which is why I felt capable of like, I'm gonna slip this vibe and I'm not gonna like come. That's a little bit of the lie, right? Yeah that like is tough in these videos. It's it's like

It can be really intense and like, oh my God. And especially for some people, like maybe you and I, less than others, you know, can or m more than others can have a vibe it and can like Go get groceries, like could go about our day. Right, right. But what this video does well is like solve for that suspension of disbelief. You know? Right.

Yeah. So it's like, you know, they're they're in their car, they're sort of giggling, they're getting like, you know, putting their vibrators. And then you what's cool about it is you can sort of see the vibration of like what the toys are doing inside them.

And they are like kind of like they're taking their tits out. They're kind of like flashing people. And they're like, oh my God, there's like a lot of people. It's kind of a busy drive-thru. And they're really like trying to not make noises and one they're like, you know, they're really trying to like keep their cool.

But I w I liked that at the end, like they were like, Okay, like I can't drive and they sort of like parked and then it was like they were like holding each other and like bearing down. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And then I was like, Oh, okay, like they might be coming actually. Yeah. You know. The whole thing felt really believable. I also like there is just like a very specific beat.

Where she was like, I should I'm too close to coming, I shouldn't be driving right now. I like thought that was really funny and then Where we have like a beat of like almost silent driving where it's like you're finding a place you can turn off. Uh-huh. And I think Nadia goes like Where are you going? Like in like a funny way where she's like, Fucking pull over, man. Like that was kind of the like

tone of the message that I bought it that she was like, What are you doing, man? Like pull the fuck over, you know? Like we don't need to circle this parking lot. Yeah. And I thought their chemistry was sweet. Like they were fun together. I thought it was like fun. Yeah. Like it was a fun video and it was cute and like

it was like definitely like, oh, this is like a fun of course like, you know. Yeah. But like this is a great idea for like content, you know. Yeah, exactly. This was like not in our quote unquote ethical category because it was just on Pornhub, but Pornhub's like verified performers now. Yeah. So this is like a performer produced thing. And I think for this

This category, yeah. This is like nailing it'cause you wanna believe that like and like two performers can just like head out and be like, Okay, let's play a little game together. Yeah, let's do this. It was cute. I thought it was really sweet and hot too. I liked it. Yeah, I did too. Same. Yeah. Same.

Um, should we talk about the other one from Adult Time? Yeah, let's do. Okay. So this is called Remote Control Free. Starring Kenzie Taylor and Seth Gamble. And basically a little setup, like Kenzie's like changes and she like dis she decides to like put her vibrator in and she like gets off. She puts her clothes back on. She's like still wearing it. And she's sort of like to it's like a little secret for herself. She's kind of like writhing around.

She sits down next to Seth. Seth's like writing a script. And she's like pretending like she's like and she's like kind of like exaggeratingly like coming, you know, like really writhing and he's like, Yeah, I guess it is pretty nice out today, you know. Which also we have to I have to call her out. Or the writing out because she says like

It feels so nice outside today, but they're clearly inside. Like there are windows behind them. Like this is this is it's funny, like I like when the videos flip when we're like, oh, we've got one that like isn't necessarily perfectly vetted, but it's like, oh, it's from an like a it's from a verified performer.

And gives that sense of authenticity. This one is like highly produced scene studio porn. Yeah. You know? And it's like, here's a crazy scenario. For some reason she put in a vibe and doesn't want to tell her partner, like we never really understand like why This is the conceit of the video. Mm-hmm. And then it's just kind of like far fetched and like brr brr like porn, like that. Yeah. From then on. Um like then we get to like he finds the remote.

And he's like, Oh, what is this? And she's like, Oh, it's the for the pool monster. Like it's and he's like, Oh, and then he goes out to the pool and then we get this sort of like like silly like Oh, he's like trying to like get it the remote. He's like, This isn't working and we cut to her inside, like writhing, like you know, like eyes rolling into the back of her head. Yeah. And then

You know, he's and he's also like really clicking it in a way. And I'm like, what's he like, why is he clicking it so hard? You know? Yeah. Like what's what's going on in there on the vibrator? I'm like, he's gonna break that thing. Yeah. And then he comes back in and he sees what's going on. And then she's like, I need your car.

And then we, you know, cut to some, you know, and then we get a pretty standard like porn from there. Yeah. Yeah. The remote control is like the setup and then we get into just like typical sex. But I will say like I do love Seth Gamble because I love I like watching him like eat. Pussy, you know? Like he is like really like he uses his tongue in a way that like is really hot to me. And he also just like uses his hands a lot. Like he's like someone who's like really like

T like rubbing a clit. Yeah. You know. Yeah. I was kinda drawn to it because we've talked about Seth Gamble. a bunch. And like really great performers do some of these delightfully cheesy, campy videos sometimes. So this was just like one of them for sure. Yeah. Very heightened, very over the top, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I loved a few a few things that Kenzie did too, where it was like at one point she was like yanking on her pubes.

to like pull you know what I mean? Like I was like, yeah, that's you know, sometimes you're just like I need the blood flow. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Um and another thing is like she was like to take it all the way out and put it all the way in, which again is like one of my favorite things to do when you're like, I just want to actually like feel like

Every single inch, like all the way out and all the way back in. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Especially because like the the the right inside like the vaginal opening, like those first few inches, like shallow and the shallow end are like expensive. Extremely sensitive. So it's nice to kind of just like either like do like shallow thrusting or like pull all the way out and pull all the

Yeah. Yeah. And then what's also fun about this video, well, first of all, he comes in a titty fuck, which I like. That was fun. Um, and then also after he comes. He puts the vibrator back in on her. Yeah. And like, it's not over. You know? Because why not? It isn't over. We're gonna keep it going for you. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Which was fun. Yeah. Yeah. There was definitely things about this that were hot to me.

Because I was like, I like Seth Gamble and you know, I love like there's also like a fun, really close-up shot of just like the tip of his dick like going in and out of her. Tits. Mm-hmm. And I was like, I'm having like yeah, like like it's like it's like Pavlov's dog. You know what I mean? Like I'm like I see it and I'm like You know, like... I drool. I mean, right? That's the whole idea. I mean, that is the whole point. Yeah. Yeah.

So yeah, so it was working. I thought it was really fun. It was very over the top and like ridiculous of like just like porn doing porn, you know? Yes. And it turned me on less just because like it was camp, you know. And there are times, there have been times on the show where I've been like, wow, this very campy porn. Is doing something for me. And like sometimes what works is like you feel like the performers themselves are. enjoying the ridiculousness of it. And like even that can be

Hot'cause you're like, these friends are having a funny play day and like yeah playing around with each other, you know? Yeah. But I I found the other one hotter. Um just'cause I was like That's fair. It was believable. to me and like they were having fun with each other, you know, which was uh it was nice. Just two gals going to get a coffee at the drive thru. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

Well did you have a good time today with your toy? Yeah, I liked the game. It went kind of exactly how I thought it would where I was like, maybe this is a good idea, maybe It's fun. Maybe the audience will be annoyed that it's not actually porn and that I'm like not here to come. But like I definitely was like, oh, it is.

as difficult as I feared, I guess, to like hold it together. Like that section where I was like, Rachel's not getting it, but I was like, um picking a title here. Like it does really slow your brain down. So yeah, but it was good, clean, fun. And I'm glad we did it. Um same. You can get your own remote control vibrating butt plug. Through Wild Secrets. The discount code is G-O-P 20, and you can find it's wildsecrets.com, but you can also find that link.

in my personal Instagram bio and on the girls on porn bio. And I think we'll put it in like the show notes for this one too. Perfect. Yeah. Oh, thank you so much for listening to Girls on Porn. You can find us on Instagram. And TikTok at girls onpern on our website, girlsonporn.com, and also on our Patreon, patreon.com slash girls on porn. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe if you haven't already. And feel free to leave your Instagram handle so that we can tag it.

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