Cock Docking

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And we've referenced her. Like, she's a delightful weirdo. You know what I mean? Like, her content is so funny and self-aware and bizarre. Like, that's why I was like, I champion this. And I was like, if anyone was to, like, come up with a toy. That's in my imagination. It would be her, you know? Yeah. Yeah. She writes as well. We've referenced some of her articles. I remember specifically on the fisting.

episode good memory yeah so big fan yeah we're just giving out free advertisement now i know for my competitor sorry but like when it when it none of the marketing kind of like mentioned her it just was like harry styles Made a vibrator. And I was like, what? Yeah. You know, like, what the hell are we doing? It's always going to be that, though. She knows when she signed up that every headline would be about Harry Styles. Right. But, like, I hope she's banking.

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Yeah. I mean, I'm curious. Yeah, sure. Can we reach out and be like, hey, we just did free advertisement. Can we at least test your toy? Yeah, of course. We should do that. Because I'm curious. It's a pretty toy, too. It's cute.

You never know. We should be on a list somewhere for getting free stuff from those people. Anyways, yes. Yeah. A hard swerve. The topic today, cock docking. Love it. I can't wait to talk about this. And I have been... kind of pitching this term for a really long time but i know everyone a lot of

Listeners are maybe sort of sick of me talking about gay sex. Gay males specifically. Yeah, gay males. Yeah. Not that I said that like I'm mad. Yeah, yeah. Queer women boring. Queer women boring. But yes. Leadership has let bias, you know, creep in. Like there is an influence of taste here.

Dick. We also have a super gay researcher. I don't know what super gay means, but I think that would be flattered. We tip our hat to you, Matt. So, of course, when we're in meetings and it's like, what about cock talking? It's like, well, here. Oh, yeah. Have the resources, you know? Yes. So only a good thing, you know? Mm-hmm.

So for the uninitiated, yes, I'm fascinated by this. If you guys don't know, it is the act of a man or any penis have her inserting their penis into another penis's foreskin. Half docking is sort of docking with one intact partner. Full docking is docking with two intact partners. I try to use the term intact as opposed to...

I like that. And I do want to talk about this circumcision debate in this episode, speaking of bias. But yeah, finish your definitions and we'll get to that spicy topic. Wet docking. ejaculating while docking dry docking docking before ejaculation sleeve docking um you can put you know to cut penises into like a a cock sleeve

But it's basically what is always fascinated to me about it. And, and this is, I was happy to see this in a lot of the research is that it's like a very, like, in terms of most gay sex, you will find it. can be on like the like extreme masculinity, like rough, destroyed, you know, like hard pounding. Or even just like grinder and cruising culture, which is like very anti-sensual sometimes, I guess.

The thing about cock talking is that it's pretty like sensual. It's pretty like soft and like small and feels a little bit like the, some of the things that I love about sex and porn. and sexuality in general is just like things that like bring you back to like early childhood experiences where you're like it's playful yes you know like it's playful as opposed to

being hardened and detached. Yes. Which was immediately the thing I loved about both of these videos, which will... yeah about later the the other thing i want to say is like even the definition of like inserting one cock into another cock's foreskin like there's also like i would almost call it like a wrapping effort yeah as much because it's not so easy to just like

insert it in there like it's delicate yeah and there's a kind of like mutual effort of like pulling the skin forward and wrapping it around the head of the other cock and that almost like requires like you said, a sort of delicate and a sort of gentle, slow approach. Like it's like almost kind of ridiculous, the idea of like rough docking. Yeah. Well, and also because you can't really do it.

Because you can't be, like, fully, like, super hard erect, you know? Yeah, you want a little give. It is hard because, like... You know, obviously, like, the skin retracts as you enlarge. You don't get enough of the foreskin, whatever. It kind of depends on the foreskin and the cock, but generally speaking, like, most uncut. And most intact. I like that. Most intact cocks.

are like a lot of the skin yeah yes pulls down as the cock becomes more erect so there was a great article that matt pulled from mel magazine by mitchell coogan called in praise of docking the french kiss of gay sex incredible title and it talks a lot about this you know what i mean it's a like there's they talk to someone who's like a big fan of it

and says it's like the french kiss of gay body contact you know it's it's uh this person says there's not a lot of poetry in gay sex there's intensity you just get fucked your hole gets destroyed you know there's a lot of banging and pounding but like There's intimacy with cock talking. Yeah. And it only has a moment. You know, there's really only a brief moment, which is nice. It's very sweet, I think. I think it's sweet, too. And we don't always see like.

tenderness and playfulness and delicacy in gay sex culture and certainly in gay porn. So it's a lovely little turn. I inquired with... a queer male friend about like you know if you were to like toss in anything about like the sensation or experience of this yeah And his response was like, well, if you and Rachel each take your fingers and you roll them around like this, what you'll notice is you start to lose the sense for whose finger is whose. Oh, sure. It's a kind of interesting mind.

Mind bending exercise. And of course, like a similar thing with cocks where like the sensation of it is kind of. almost like bewildering in terms of like what's happening. Yeah. I thought that was funny because I was like, well, Rachel's in New York, so we won't be touching fingers on the recording, but helpful. That's cute. That's sweet. Helpful framing.

I also thought it was interesting in that article, in the Mel magazine article that said that it's still a pretty niche category, and women are more interested in it. Oh, interesting. And are 46% more likely to search for docking than men. But it is one of those things that like, I think about what it would be like to have a penis.

often which probably surprises no one this is like that content this is like what is it like to have a penis content yeah yes yeah because like when you think about having a penis obviously like the most exciting thing would be to like insert it you know And insert it in what you think about. But also thwack around. Yes. Yeah. Play swords, you know, which we'll talk about. Yeah, which we'll talk about in one of these videos. Yeah.

But like you think about like putting it in like a soft, wet, warm hole. But it's also like, well, what if you could like slide? I guess my whole life I've always sort of thought about what it would be like to have a. a circumcised penis as opposed to having an intact penis but i actually recently did just have sex with someone who had like kind of like significant amount of foreskin and i like foreskin You know, like it is something that I think is.

hot like i like the act of like kind of like revealing something she loves the reveal yeah and you just want to fuck a drag queen who's gonna like cock reveal in like a really extravagant way well there's more to play with on the dick you know what i mean because when you think about like how men masturbate or people with penises masturbate

And you're like, oh, well, you need to have lube, you know, because like you're like doing this jerking moment. It's like, well, if you hadn't been circumcised, like you would have a built in.

cock sleeve you know what i mean yeah like it's built in babe like well the other thing and i love this natural transition into the circumcision debate i think we both kind of land on firmly on one side of it that isn't to say there's anything wrong with circumcised penises no i think we feel the need to champion the underdog and in yeah the u.s the underdog is the

Which is the only place. Yeah. The only place in the world where that's true. Everywhere else. Yeah. Norm to be intact. Yeah. Well, part of this consideration is like in circumcision. you lose some sensitivity. Like, there's scarring tissue, so it's like, you could argue pros for that. Like, maybe could have to do with, like, lasting longer, but ultimately that's also a malleable thing in adulthood. Right.

But yeah, like I've experienced like a higher level of sensitivity with intact cocks. I'm like, oh, this is delightful. You know, like there's a different range of sensation almost. Right. Like I am someone in just the way of my anatomy works. Like I have like a clitoral hood as most of us do. And I prefer sensation.

through the hood as opposed to like pulling the skin back and like going straight you know what i mean because it is like direct contact yeah because that is like sort of really intense and it's like more exciting i don't know i could like last longer yeah so i like i would be pissed if someone took that away from me you know i know what you mean yeah i'd be pissed if someone

mutilated your clitoral hood as well yeah thank you thank you so much i appreciate that but it's funny i recently had a conversation with some friends that were like they're having a baby and they were like yeah we're obviously circumcising him

And me and another friend were like, oh. And they're like, why? And we're like, no, we just, no, no judgment. They're like, well, you know, it would be weird if we didn't. We're like, I mean, hey, you're a kid, whatever, like totally up to you. And they're like. Sort of got it, like, defensive even though, like, no one was really, you know what I mean? Yeah, just the, oh, was, like, enough for them to be like, he's gonna love it.

He's going to love his cock. Yeah, of course. And they're like, well, because he would be a freak. And we're like, I know plenty of people that aren't, but up to you. Listen, I don't care what you do with your kid's cock. You know, whatever you want to do. I had a very similar conversation with some new parents and it wasn't so much, they weren't firm about a decision. They were actively considering it and they were like, yeah, we're kind of trying to consider like.

Are we making a decision on behalf—like, there was some element—like, Judaism was a consideration. Like, do we follow with tradition according to one side of that family? Yeah. And also—

anticipating that potential stigma. And they were like, is it helpful to decide that they're going to be treated a certain way? Or is it... Or are we... like being overprotective almost like you know like all of those considerations of of yeah it's a weird yeah like they were like it's something i hadn't really like they were as parents like just truly hadn't thought about it until they were confronted with it and were like oh right

gotta consider this right and you are kind of I mean obviously you're making a decision on behalf of your child and their anatomy which is a pretty right loaded thing to consider you know right totally so

Yeah. Yeah. All to say we should be respectful of the complexity of that decision and we have our preferences, but that's not to say that anyone can't have theirs too. Yeah. Anything else to say? Should we do the showdown? Let's do the showdown. Perfect. Swallowing everything with brother-in-law's doc.

This is funny to me because like, obviously when you mentioned this. Dog takes on new meaning. Yeah. You also like, you briefly mentioned it was like, now we could be talking about the boat episode, like cock-talking. Yes. Uh-huh. Swallowing everything. I have one that follows the boat theme as well, or at least feels like it does to me. Docked in the afternoon.

Oh, right. That sounds really sweet. Actually. I'm kind of picturing that we like have a boat docked. Yeah. Like we're at a lake and we've docked the boat and we're sipping beers and we're cock docking and like what a nice Saturday. Actually, that sounds like heaven, you know? Yeah. The hottest cock-talking you'll see today. Nice. I love this. It's very specific. Like, just today, you know?

Yeah. They're like, we're not going to overpromise. Yeah, they're insinuating that obviously there will be other ones that you see tomorrow and maybe ones you saw yesterday. We can't compete with tomorrow or yesterday or a year from now, but today we know we've got this on lock. Yeah. I'm feeling confident. This one is interesting to me because we have some lads after the break. We've got some British lads. And this one is also British themed. And I'm like, is cop talking?

British coded or is this just like the influence of our researchers algorithm at the moment? Yeah. This one is wanking fraudage and docking. Hmm. wanking, frottage, and docking. Oh my. Sounds like a sensual scene. It does, actually. Among friends. That's the other thing about docking, is like, it has a little bit of that...

straight conversion potential. Cause it's like, especially with the videos we'll talk about the break. It's like a little bit of a, like, it's just buddies playing around with their dicks, you know, which I love. I love that for them. I want to see my friend's dicks. I love that for them. Okay, next one for me. Doc Me, Fleshlight Man 1000. Wow. Yeah. Doc Me, Fleshlight Man 1000. Is Fleshlight Man 1000 a superhero in the porn space? Yeah. I'm not sure. I love it. Okay.

Come meet hot docking between two jocks. Ooh, jocks. Yeah, again, straight sort of like, you know, just two bros hanging out, seeing what their dicks do. that's like that is what i'm trying to look at when i look at you know yeah what do their dicks do what that dick do yeah speaking of which i'll never forget one time in my one of my greatest achievements in It was like early college. I had my boyfriend and his best friend show each other their dicks. Wow.

you never told me that that's an achievement i mean like they didn't like they didn't like touch each other's but they were just like oh that's what your dick looks like Like it was just like one summer afternoon where we were really high and they had been playing video games for like seven hours. You were like, get your dicks out. You're the predator in this story. Yeah, of course. Well, yes, frequently. Frankly, yes.

Should we take a break? I have one more. Oh, sorry. That's okay. This one is a feels British theme to me as well. We'll end here. Robin Nigel cock docking in the woods. Part four. Only if your name is Nigel, like you are British. There's no Nigels anywhere but the British are. Sorry. It's true. I know exactly what you mean. Yeah.

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Interesting choice. Which is always fascinating. A little bit of like, it's like a tease. Like, who are these people? You know, you meet them via cock and then you're like, you learn a little more as they like pop down. You know, we haven't acknowledged either is like probably the reason.

and there's so much correlation between British and cock-docking for us in particular, is that you don't see the same trends of circumcision in the UK the way you do in the US. Right. And we've talked about that in other episodes. That may be partially to do with Judaism, but also to do with...

No Jews in the UK. There aren't. I mean, not the same way there are in the US. It's a different population. I hope I'm not speaking out of turn. No, I'm pretty sure. I think those stats are significantly different. But also there were complications. Like some kids died in like the mid 20th century. I should have relooked up like the details of this research, but there were a couple of complications.

decades ago. And I think it, my theory is, and I actually don't have much research on this, but my theory is it created kind of a scare. Wow. Okay. And they stopped doing them or like they cut back on them. Yeah, it feels like a pun. That feels like a... They cut back on them. That's good. So British lads from British lads. Yes. So the from below. Also, what I really loved about this is like they're one of them is still has their undies on, which is hot.

it is hot yeah pulled to the side we love that yeah undies on and there's also like we said before because there's sort of like a struggle to kind of like get the skin on and like go back and forth you know like there's a lot of this of kind of like fumbling and playing and it's hot it's uh it's a hot little video there's also kissing which makes it feel extra intimate there's like dick kissing which is yeah

just to follow with that article in particular but also just to be like yeah it's so sweet like we're literally like like sweet little like tender pecks on your pecker yeah what could be better it's cute it's so sweet yeah it's a really good it's a good little video i also i don't know if you noticed but they're both wearing like it looks like like the

london team like football jerseys yes yeah yeah like the english it's very british lads like we've got we've got those kits on is that what we call them yep um and so i was like okay i'm loving this yeah i'm loving this like the idea that's like two guys i did have that thought i was like this porn is for rachel yeah i was like they're like on the team together and this is like them after a game you know or like they missed

practice to like do this yeah they snuck they snuck away after practice you know yeah but there's like some good like you know there's a little pre-cum it's sexy i like it and then uh the other video Similar vibes. Hung uncut friends docking and fucking a toy together. Massive double cum shot 4K. Ultra HD. I loved this video. This is a similar video. It's longer, but it's like the setup.

we get pov above and from the side and like i said earlier there's something about it that just feels sort of like playful and like exploring each other's bodies they're kind of like thwacking each other's like playing swords or like hitting each other's dicks you know together and there's like what's really cool about this is like there's a lot of foreskin from both of them yeah and it truly like becomes like one giant dick yeah it sort of like swallows and it was like yeah and it was really

There was like kind of like they were like kind of like rotating around the head of each other and also just sort of like jerking back and forth like over it. And then we see some cock rings and it was it was a hot video. They get a they get a cock sleeve out with like vibrators in it. and they do some poppers it just felt like a sort of like a fun afternoon of like exploring of like being horny and kind of like no pressure and like no time constraint just like exploring each other's bodies

And then they like both like fuck this cock sleeve and come inside the toy and it sort of like bursts out. And then we get a little like post sex play, which I always am a. uh enjoy seeing because i'm never allowed to do that as a woman it's like once a guy that i'm with comes they're like don't touch it

Don't touch it. I don't mean to brag, but I've gotten past that. I've gotten to the point of like, I get to play with it. Oh, nice. Nice. Tamed the snake. Yes. Yes. Yeah. The other thing I want to say about that second video.

while we're talking about it. We had fun accents in that one, too. Like, I was writing a whole story about that one and, like, who these guys were to each other and, like, this fun... playful relationship again it's like it's boys playing you know like it's so sweet to see in this the porn space especially that first one was like just like it was only like short it was like five minutes yeah yeah both of these were kind i mean i think a cock talking video is natural

yeah of course like the guy said in the article it's like a brief moment you know yeah you can't really but that moment is so tender and sensual and like intimate you know and also like another important thing is like when you think about the positioning is like you have to be face to face yeah you know so it is very like you know intimate yeah it's different than like showing up with someone's

house and fucking them from behind and right and then being like peace yeah it's kind of the opposite of like anonymous you know yeah for sure yeah yeah i love it i thought it was great

It's not necessarily like masturbation material for me, but like. Oh, fascinating. It is for me. As maybe like an amuse-bouche, but like. Sure. I wouldn't necessarily like get off on guys.

playing swords with their dicks you know it's like it's a different part of my brain you know i was surprised at how actually no i wasn't i was just like wow yeah this is turning me on so it's definitely arousing yeah yeah it works for me yeah love it yeah um well hey guys thanks so much for listening to girls on porn you can find us on instagram and tiktok at girls on porn that's porn without the l

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