044 - The Gilded Age a Tale of Today Chapter 43

campaign opened. In due course, the Speaker of the House reached that order of business which is termed notices of bills, and then the honorable mister Buckstone rose in his place and gave notice of a bill to found and incorporate the Knob's Industrial University, and then sat down without saying

anything further. The busy gentlemen in the reporter's gallery jotted a line in their note books, ran to the telegraphic desk in a room which communicated with their own writing parlor, and then hurried back to their places in the gallery. And by the time they had resumed their seats, the line which they had delivered to the operator had been read in telegraphic offices in towns and cities hundreds of miles away. It was distinguished by frankness of language as

well as by brevity. The child is born. Buckstone gives notice of the thieving Knobs University job. It is said the noses have been counted and enough votes have been bought to pass it. For some time the correspondents had been posting their several journals upon the alleged disreputable nature of the bill and furnishing daily reports of the Washington gossip concerning it. So the next morning, nearly every newspaper of character in the land assailed the measure and hurled

broadsides of invective at mister Buckstone. The Washington papers were more respectful as usual and conciliatory. Also as usual, they generally supported measures when it was possible, but when they could not, they deprecated violent expressions of opinion. In other journalistic quarters, they always deprecated when there was trouble ahead. However, the Washington Daily Love Feast hailed the bill with warm approbation.

This was Senator Ballam's paper, or rather Brother Ballam, as he was popularly called, for he had been a clergyman in his day, and he himself and all that he did, still emitted an odor of sanctity. Now that he had diverged into journalism and politics. He was a power in the Congressional Prayer meeting and in all movements that looked to the spread of religion. And temperance. His paper supported

the new bill with gushing affection. It was a noble measure, It was a just measure, It was a generous measure. It was a pure measure, and that surely should recommend it in these corrupt times. And finally, if the nature of the bill were not known at all, the love feast would support it anyway and unhesitatingly, for the fact that Senator Dilworthy was the originator of the measure was a guarantee that it contemplated a worthy and righteous work.

Senator Dilworthy was so anxious to know what the New York papers would say about the bill that he had arranged to have synopses of their editorials telegraphed to him. He could not wait for the papers themselves to crawl along down to Washington by a mail train which has never run over a cow since the road was built, for the reason that it has never been able to overtake one. It carries the usual cow catcher in front

of the locomotive, but this is mere ostentation. It ought to be attached to the rear car where it could do some good, but instead no provision is made there for the protection of the traveling public. And hence it is not a matter of surprise that cows so frequently climb aboard that train and among the passengers. The Senator read his dispatches aloud at the breakfast table. Laura was troubled beyond measure at their tone, and said that that

sort of comment would defeat the bill. But the Senator said, oh, not at all, not at all, my child, It is just what we want. Persecution is the one thing needful now all the other forces are secured. Give us newspaper persecution enough, and we are safe. Vigorous persecution will alone carry a bill sometimes, dear, And when you start with a strong vote in the first place, persecution comes in

with double effect. It scares off some of the weak supporters, true, but it soon turns strong ones into stubborn ones, and then presently it changes the tide of public opinion. The great public is weak minded, The great public is sentimental. The great public always turns around and weeps for an odious murderer, and prays for him, and carries flowers to his prison, and beseeches the governor with appeals to his clemency. As soon as the papers begin to howl for that

man's blood. In a word, the great putty hearted public loves to gush, and there is no such darling opportunity to gush as a case of persecution affords. Well, uncle dear, if your theory is right, let us go into raptures, for nobody can ask a heartier persecution than these editorials are furnishing. I am not so sure of that, my daughter. I don't entirely like the tone of some of these remarks.

They lack vim, they lack venom. Here as one calls it a questionable measure, Bah, there is no strength in that. This one is better. It calls it highway robbery. That sounds something like. But now this one seems satisfied to call it an iniquitous scheme. Iniquitous does not exasperate anybody. It is weak, poer Isle. The ignorant will imagine it to be intended for a compliment. But this other one,

the one I read last, has the true ring. This hile, dirty effort to rob the public treasury by the kites and vultures that now infess the filthy den called Congress, That is admirable. Admirable, we must have more of that sort. But it will come. No fear of that. Eh, they're not warmed up yet. A week from now you'll see Uncle you and brother Ballum are bosom friends. Why don't you get his paper to persecute us too. It isn't worth while my daughter. His support doesn't hurt a bill.

But nobody reads his editorials but himself. But I wish the New York papers would talk a little plainer. It is annoying to have to wait a week for them to warm up. I expected better things at their hands, and time is precious. Now at the proper hour, according to his previous notice, mister Buckstone duly introduced his bill entitled an Act to Found and Incorporate the Knob's Industrial University,

moved its proper reference, and sat down. The Speaker of the House rattled off this observation, The objection bill takes them cussures for Surford. Habitues of the House comprehend that this long lightning healed word signified that if there was no objection, the bill would take the customary course of a measure of its nature and be referred to the Committee on Benevolent Appropriations, and that it was accordingly so referred. Strangers merely supposed that the speaker was taking a gargle

for some affection of the throat. The reporters immediately telegraphed the introduction of the bill, and they added the assertion that the bill will pass was premature. It is said that many favorers of it will desert when the storm breaks upon them. From the public press. The storm came, and during ten days it waxed more and more violent. Day by day, the Great Negro University Swindle became the one absorbing topic of conversation throughout the Union. Individuals denounced it,

journals denounced it, public meetings denounced it. The pictorial papers caricatured its friends. The whole nation seemed to be growing frantic over it. Meantime, the Washington correspondents were sending such telegrams as these abroad in the land under date of Saturday. Congressmen Jax and Fluke are wavering. It is believed they will desert the execrable bill Monday. Jacks and Fluke have deserted Thursday. Tubs and Huffey left the sinking ship last night.

Later on three desertions. The university thieves are getting scared, though they will not own it. Later, the leaders are growing stubborn. They swear they can carry it, but it is now almost certain that they no longer have a majority. After a day or two of reluctant and ambiguous telegrams, public sentiment seems changing a trifle in favor of the bill, but only a trifle. And still later it is whispered that the honorable mister Trollop has gone over to the pirates.

It is probably a canard. Mister Trollop has all along been the bravest and most efficient champion of virtue and the people against the bill, and the report is without doubt a shameless invention. Next day, with characteristic treachery, the truckling and pusillanimous, reptile, crippled speech, Trollop has gone over to the enemy. It is contended now that he has been a friend to the bill in secret since the day it was introduced, and has had bankable reasons for

being so. But he himself declares that he has gone over because the malignant persecution of the bill by the newspapers caused him to study its provisions with more care than he had previously done, and this close examination revealed the fact that the measure is one in every way worthy of support pretty thin. It cannot be denied that

this desertion has had a damaging effect. Jax and Fluke have returned to their iniquitous allegiance with six or eight others of lesser caliber, and it is reported and believed that Tubbs and Huffy are ready to go back. It is feared that the University swindle is stronger today than it has ever been before. Later midnight, it is said

that the Committee will report the bill back tomorrow. Both sides are marshaling their forces, and the fight on this bill is evidently going to be the hottest of the session. All Washington is boiling. End of Chapter forty three