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013 - The Gilded Age a Tale of Today Chapter 12

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Originally published in 1873, The Gilded Age A Tale of Today stands as Mark Twains only co-authored novel, crafted alongside his close friend C.D. Warner. This collaboration ignited from a playful challenge posed by their wives. The title The Gilded Age has since become a powerful symbol of graft, materialism, and corruption in public life, themes that resonate profoundly in todays society. Twains keen observations and character-driven narratives draw from real-life events and relatives, a connection he later revealed in his 2011 Autobiography. Join us as we explore this timeless reflection of American society, narrated by John Greenman.

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This is section twelve of The Gilded Age, A Tale of to Day. This LibriVox recording is in the public domain. The Gilded Age, A Tale of to Day by Mark Twain and C. D. Warner, Chapter twelve. Oh, it's easy enough to make a fortune, Henry said. It seems to be easier than it is. I begin to think, replied Philip, Well, why don't you go into something you'll never dig it

out of the astor library. If there be any place and time in the world where and when it seems easy to go into something, it is in Broadway on a spring morning, when one is walking cityward and has before him the long lines of palace shops with an occasional spire seen through the soft haze that lies over the lower town. And here's the roar and hum of its multitudinous traffic to the young American. Here or elsewhere,

the paths to fortune are innumerable and all open. There is invitation in the air and success in all his wide horizon. He is embarrassed which to choose, and is not unlikely to waste years in dallying with his chances before giving himself to the serious tug and strain of a single object. He has no traditions to bind him or guide him, and his impulse is to break away from the occupation his father has followed and make a

new way for himself. Philip Sterling used to say that if he should seriously set himself for ten years to any one of the dozen projects that were in his brain, he felt that he could be a rich man. He wanted to be rich. He had a sincere desire for a fortune, but for some unaccountable reason, he hesitated about addressing

himself to the narrow work of getting it. He never walked Broadway, a part of its tide of abundant, shifting life, without feeling something of the flush of wealth, and unconsciously taking the elastic step of one well to do in this prosperous world, especially at night in the crowded theater. Philip was too young to remember the old Chambers Street box, where the serious Burton led his hilarious and pagan crew in the intervals of the screaming comedy, when the orchestra

scraped and grunted and tooted its desolate tunes. The world seemed full of opportunities to Philip, and his heart exalted with the conscious ability to take any of its prizes he chose to pluck. Perhaps it was the swimming ease of the acting on the stage, where virtue had its reward in three easy acts. Perhaps it was the excessive light of the house, or the music, or the buzz of the excited talk between acts. Perhaps it was youth,

which believed everything. But for some reason, while Philip was at the theater, he had the utmost confidence in life and his ready victory in it. Delight full illusion of paint and tinsel and silk attire, of cheap sentiment and high and mighty dialogue. Will there not always be rosen

enough for the squeaking fiddle bow? Do we not all like the maudlin hero who is sneaking around the right entrance in wait to steal the pretty wife of his rich and tyrannical neighbor from the pasteboard cottage at the left entrance, And when he advances down to the footlights and defiantly informs the audience that he who lays his hand on a woman except in the way of kindness, do we not all applaud so as to drown the

rest of the sentence. Philip never was fortunate enough to hear what would become of a man who should lay his hand on a woman with the exception named. But he learned afterwards that the woman who lays her hand on a man, without any exception whatsoever, is always acquitted by the jury. The fact was, though Philip Sterling did not know it, that he wants want, did several other things quite as much as he wanted wealth. The modest fellow would have liked fame thrust upon him for some

worthy achievement. It might be for a book, or for the skillful management of some great newspaper, or for some daring expedition like that of Lieutenant Strain or doctor Kane. He was unable to decide exactly what it should be. Sometimes he thought he would like to stand in a

conspicuous pulpit and humbly preach the gospel of repentance. And it even crossed his mind that it would be noble to give himself to a missionary life, to some benighted region where the date palm grows and the nightingale's voices in tune, and the bull bull sings on the off nights. If he were good enough, he would attach himself to that company of young men in the theological seminary who were seeing New York life in preparation for the ministry.

Philip was a New England boy and had graduated at Yale. He had not carried off off with him all the learning of that venerable institution, but he knew some things that were not in the regular course of study. A very good use of the English language and considerable knowledge of its literature was one of them. He could sing a song very well, not in time, to be sure,

but with enthusiasm. He could make a magnetic speech at a moment's notice in the class room, the debating society, or upon any fence or dry goods box that was convenient. He could lift himself by one arm and do the giant swing in the gymnasium. He could strike out from his left shoulder. He could handle an oar like a professional, and pull stroke in a winning race. Philip had a good appetite, a sunny temper, and a clear, hearty laugh.

He had brown hair, hazel eyes set wide apart, a broad but not high forehead, and a fresh winning face. He was six feet high, with broad shoulders, long legs, and a swinging gait. One of those loose jointed, capable fellows who saunter her into the world with a free air and usually make a stir in whatever company they enter. After he left college, Philip took the advice of friends

and read law. Law seemed to him well enough as a science, but he never could discover a practical case where it appeared to him worth while to go to law. And all the clients who stopped with this new clerk in the ante room of the law office where he was writing, Philip invariably advised to settle, no matter how, but settle greatly to the disgust of his employer, who knew that justice between man and man could only be

attained by the recognized processes with the attendant fees. Besides, Philip hated the copying of pleadings, and he was certain that a life of whereases and aforesaids and whipping the devil round the stump would be intolerable. Note these few paragraphs are nearly an autobiography of the life of Charles Dudley Warner, whose contributions to the story start here with Chapter twelve. D w his pen Therefore and whereas and

not as aforesaid strayed off into other scribbling. In an unfortunate hour, he had two or three papers accepted by first class magazines at three dollars the printed page, and behold, his vocation was open to him. He would make his mark in literature. Life has no moment so sweet as that in which a young man believes himself called into the immortal ranks of the masters of literature. It is such a noble ambition that it is a pity it

has usually such a shallow foundation. At the time of this history, Philip had gone to New York for a career. With his talent, he thought he should have little difficulty in getting an editorial position upon a metropolitan newspaper, not that he knew anything about newspaper work or had the least idea of journalism. He knew he was not fitted for the technicalities of the subordinate departments, but he could

write leaders with perfect ease. He was sure the drudgery of the newspaper office was too distasteful, and besides, it would be beneath the dignity of a graduate and a successful magazine writer. He wanted to begin at the top of the ladder. To his surprise, he found that every situation in the editorial department of the journals was full, always had been full, was always likely to be full. It seemed to him that the newspaper managers didn't want genius,

but mere plodding and grubbing. Philip therefore read diligently in the Astor library, planned literary works that should compel attention, and nursed his genius. He had no friend wise enough to tell him to step into the dorking convention, then in session, make a sketch of the men and women on the platform and take it to the editor of the Daily Grapevine and see what he could get a

line for it. One day he had an offer from some country friends who believed in him to take charge of a provincial daily newspaper, and he went to consult mister Gringo Gringo, who years ago managed the Atlas, about taking the situation. Take it, of course, says Gringo. Take anything that offers. Why not. But they want me to make it an opposition paper. Well, make it that that party is going to succeed, it's going to elect the next president. I don't believe it, said Philip stoutly. It's

wrong in principle, and it ought not to succeed. But I don't see how I can go for a thing I don't believe in, Oh, very well, said Gringo, turning away with a shade of contempt. You'll find, if you are going into literature and newspaper work, that you can't afford a conscience like that. But Philip did afford it, and he wrote, thanking his friends and declining because he said the political scheme would fail and ought to fail.

And he went back to his books and to his waiting for an opening large enough for his dignified entrance into the literary world. It was in this time of rather impatient waiting that Philip was one morning walking down Broadway with Henry Brierly. He frequently accompanied Henry part way downtown to what the latter called his office in broad Street, to which he went or pretended to go, with regularity

every day. It was evident to the most casual acquaintance that he was a man of affairs, and that his time was engrossed with the largest sort of operations about which there was a mysterious air his liability to be suddenly summoned to Washington or Boston or Montreal, or even to Liverpool was always imminent. He never was so summoned. But none of his acquaintances would have been surprised to hear any day that he had gone to Panama or Peoria, or to hear from him that he had bought the

Bank of Commerce. The two were intimate at that time. They had been classmates, and saw a great deal of each other. Indeed, they lived together in Ninth Street, in a boarding house there which had the honor of lodging and partially feeding several other young fellows of like Kidney, who have since gone their several ways into fame or into obscurity. It was during the morning walk to which reference has been made, that Henry Brierly suddenly said Philip, how would you like to go to Saint Joe? I

think I should like it? Of all things, replied Philip, with some hesitation. But what for, Oh, it's a big operation. We are going a lot of US railroad men, engineers, contractors. You know my uncle is a great railroad man. I've no doubt I can get you a chance to go if you'll go. But in what capacity would I go? Well, I'm going as an engineer. You can go as one. I don't know an engine from a coal cart field and civil engineer. You can begin by carrying a rod

and putting down the figures. It's easy enough. I'll show you about it. We'll get trot wine and some of those books. Yes, but what is it for? What is it all about? Why don't you see? We lay out a line, spot the good land, enter it up, know where the stations are to be, spot them, buy lots. There's heaps of money in it. We wouldn't engineer long. When do you go? Was Philip's next question, after some moments of silence. Tomorrow Is that too soon? No, it's

not too soon. I've been ready to go anywhere for six months. The fact is, Henry, that I'm about tired of trying to force myself into things, and I'm quite willing to try floating with the stream for a while and see where I will land. This seems like a providential call. It's sudden enough. The two young men, who were by this time full of the adventure, went down to the Wall Street office of Henry's uncle and had

a talk with that wily operator. The uncle knew Philip very well and was pleased with his Frank enthusiasm and willing enough to give him a trial in the Western venture. It was settled, therefore, in the prompt way in which things are settled in New York, that they would start with the rest of the company next morning for the West.

On the way uptown, these adventurers bought books on engineering, and suits of India, rubber, which they supposed they would need in a new and probably damp country, and many

other things which nobody ever needed anywhere. The night was spent in packing up and writing letters, for Philip would not take such an important step without informing his friends if they disapproved, thought he I've done my duty by letting them know, happy youth that is ready to pack its valise and start for Cathay on an hour's notice. By the way, calls out Philip from his bedroom to Henry, where is Saint Joe. Why it's in Missouri, somewhere on

the frontier. I think, get a map. Never mind the map, we will find the place itself. I was afraid it was nearer home. Philip wrote a long letter, first of all to his mother, full of love and glowing anticipations of his new opening. He wouldn't bother her with business details, but he hoped that the day was not far off when she would see him return with a moderate fortune and something to add to the comfort of her advancing years.

To his uncle, he said that he had made an arrangement with some New York capitalists to go to Missouri in a land and railroad operation, which would at least give him a knowledge of the world, and not unlikely offer him a business opening. He knew his uncle would be glad to hear that he had at last turned his thoughts to a practical matter. It was to Ruth Bolton that Philip wrote last. He might never see her again.

He went to seek his fortune. He well knew the perils of the frontier, the savage state of society, the lurking Indians, and the dangers of fever. But there there was no real danger to a person who took care of himself. Might he write to her often and tell her of his life. If he returned with a fortune, perhaps, and perhaps if he was unsuccessful, or if he never returned, perhaps it would be as well. No time or distance, however,

would ever, lessen his interest in her. He would say good night, but not good bye in the soft beginning of a spring morning, long before New York had breakfast, while yet the air of expectation hung about the wharves of the metropolis, our young adventurers made their way to the Jersey City Railway station of the Erie Road to begin the long, swinging, crooked journey over what a writer of a former day called a causeway of cracked rails and cows to the west. End of Chapter twelve,

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