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What up my glacial gigglers? It's the middle of the winter. We're on the grind, but the sun is starting to come up a little. What a mental health moment for the day. I don't know. I don't wake up in the morning, but if I did, I heard the sun does wake up. This morning Hannah and I did a zoom together. Hannah slept on it. Hannah's eyes were closed. At one point those are the things that we're talking about.

And everyone We were discussing adult things. We were. And Hannah had one eye open. Wait, y when you uh it takes me like a full two hours for both eyes to open in the morning. I had a little crusty. Can I start the pod with something? Yeah, I I love when you start with a aggressive take. Oh, an email. I know you read emails.

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I was not prepared to make a speech of acceptance. Let me just look into the camera really quickly. First and foremost, I'd like to thank my haters. Um specifically all my ex-boyfriends. One said that I'd never have a career, but I would like to um have the data show that I am better than you guys.

I knew it. My mom knew it. And now we men love data. Men love data. Men love a graph. Put it in a spreadsheet. Send it to them. I would like to call it the Page Disorbo effect. And I never thought that candy would be one of the things. That see I did. See I did. You do love a snack. I love a snack. I d and I'm like a chocolate person over like a sour candy. I d I don't want Kinder to get mad at me for this, but for people who haven't had it before, it truly is just a better version of a Kit Kat.

Well it's funny, I sent it to my brother and his family and my brother loved it. They're so good. Let's be honest. It's European. They also have a white chocolate, which people sleep on white chocolate, and it's actually really good. I prefer the milk chocolate, but To each their own. Mm-hmm. So basically it it was your Super Bowl. So basically I'm like the candy queen. Do you want to tell us anything more about like the actual shoot?

'Cause I remember like you had to go international for it. I had to go international. You were in space. We filmed in Canada and at one point they did want me to wear glasses. And I was like, okay, but people aren't gonna know that it's me. And so I'm not sure. Oh so you stood up for yourself. Well I didn't. I told someone to tell someone, like, hey, maybe should like we do a couple without the glasses. And they were like, okay, great.

And then the guy that I did it with, his name is William Fitchner. Shakespeare. I like didn't know what to say to him, but I like r know him from obviously like so many different acting things, but I said to him, like, I loved you in Entourage, like it was like you're one of my favorite characters, like the season you were on and he was like

What was my character again? Obsessed with him. And I was like He's like, I don't know her. I love you so I'm like, you're just you're so accomplished. You're like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That hit that hit number one show. that I was on. Um, he was on entourage. He was like one of the agents at one point. His name was like Phil Yagoda. Did he give you any acting advice?

No, he didn't, but he was so friendly and so nice. And there was like part of me that I was like, You're like a really accomplished actor. I wonder if you're like who is this random girl? But he was like so pleasant. We meet famously. And also like Smash. Like he's like old he was like older and like

Like you would have loved Ten Love. No, I know. And especially if he had a headset on, like boss people around. Yeah, and he was just like he was really getting into the role. You know, like you would be

Amazed at how many times you have to say one line. Well, I have to say I heard that one line is actually harder than a movie. Like when you just have no-believe that. And that's a fact. As someone who's delivered a lot of one lines I just you are the one liner king. I've been doing some auditioning, not to brag. Um, no callbacks yet, but keep keeping an eye out. I'm kind of just working through some some early stages of my career and it'll be

Basically they say when you have an audition with one line, like you overthink how to say that one line to the point that you're like, How did I ever say this word before? It's kinda like when you have one interaction with a crush. Yeah. And like in that moment you're like that. I literally spoke like Yoda.

You are hello, my name. Whenever I film a commercial, it gives me such an appreciation for like you know when you're like watching the Oscars and they're like, okay, and like best award for production and you're like, boo, like next. But then when you film something like that, especially like a thirty second, one minute commercial, you're like How the fuck do they actually film Do a movie? Like literally like eight lines could take eight hours.

To shoot. Yeah, like every angle. I think a one minute commercial, I was in like one section of it and that and I was a full day shoot. Yeah, I think I got there at like six AM. What was your motive? Yeah, what was your what did you like she was nervous and she was like I'm like a woman in stem like I was a woman. I was a rocket scientist. Yes. Yeah. And so I really Which makes sense. Like they were like, who should we cast for rocket scientists?

Page Sorbo. How about that girl that's always in bed? Yeah. Um so I just really tried to get into that role of like oh no. And there has been so many times in my life where I've said, Oh no, this isn't good. So you channeled from your past. Yeah, I channeled from your past really came out in the performance. I feel like I'm the first to make fun of you when you do something bad. Um You nailed the acting. You nail the acting and I don't know, maybe there's more acting in your future.

Maybe. Maybe. Meanwhile, I'll be auditioning on the side if anyone And one last thing about the Super Bowl, because I'm actually like I just continue to get more and more mad when I go on the internet. Take the Super Bowl out of it. traveling and immersing yourself in other cultures, going other places is like the number one way people get smarter and grow in general as people. That and like reading books.

Is like how Paige reads one book. Sorry. Sorry. And welcome to my book club eight. Actually, I have a lot to talk about about my book club. Um No, like I'm not getting it. Cause it's like, why wouldn't you want your child to watch a Super Bowl halftime in a different language and have like what if even if one child was like

Oh, I really want to learn Spanish. Like this is so and now you have a smart child. Duolingo sales sparked after that. I mean I'm sure. But yeah, the what makes America so beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are. And the American dream is coming from nothing and trying to become something. So anyway, also shout out Jessica Alba. We Forty four. I saw it and I go, That looks like, you know, a young Jessica Alba. It looked AI just like it.

That girl is identical to Jessica Alba from thirty years ago. And then they go, Yes, Jessica Alba. You know, I once saw her at a bodega. Really? She was like picking out a drink, which you know is so fun at a bodega. There's so many different drinks that she's from. At any point Jennifer Lopez was like No Jennifer Lopez is not going to the La Casita. She's like I'm the

I'm either running the casita, I'm not gonna just be in the background of a casita. Well, you know what I also realized, which I had completely forgot about, when J Lo and Shakira did the halftime show, they brought Bad Bunny out. Bad Bunny's been there. I completely forgot because he must have like just Well yeah,'cause when what year were that about? That had to have been at least twenty two? No, that was

No, that was MM. Okay, because in my head that was 10 years ago. Yeah, I've also watched that documentary. And we were mad about that'cause that was when they told the girls they have to split it the time. Yeah. And we were like that. Side note, do you know the Seahawks owner is a woman? I did know that. That was iconic. I saw her like take that, um The trophy. Um, let's work on owning things. I love that. Let's let's own.

Honey I own businesses. That's one of my favorite vocal stems. It's honey I own businesses. Honey I own businesses. Who is that again? It's like Black China's mom. She's like doing a podcast and they're like, how do you have money? She's like, Honey. Honey, I own businesses. Anyway. Let's start with something controversial. Okay. Vogue wrote an article about Birkenstock shoes.

And how brides are wearing white Birkenstock. 'Cause I commented. Oh, you saw it. Yeah. You go, I reported that post. No, literally, I blocked them after that. I was getting posted it. Someone at Vogue is Hanna coded. I commented and I said, Where's the line? I said, finally, someone has like, look, so many women on their favorite day of their life or whatever, are in pain. Are in horrible pain. No. Their Achilles tendon is fighting for its life.

You hate a Birkenstock. Unless you live in Denver and are from Denver, that is the only girl w slash woman that I allow Look at the On your wedding day, I know that Birken socks are very trendy right now to like wear with jeans and some girls so cute. Yeah. I'm gonna grab a ballet flat. Over that, because I lean a little bit more feminine in how I dress, but I love like a masculine or like an androgynous.

Yes. But Bergen stocks are so like to me crunchy granola. Like I just went on a hike and that is just like not the energy I'm bringing for my wedding. Even if they're white. Yeah. Yeah. I hate the men and I think that we're what's the word where it's like we're better than them? Like I'm not a feminist. You're a Messandrist. Miss Andres. And so like if I'm yelling at them for flip flops or sandals, I can't then tell the women like

Oh yeah, you can wear this on your w no. I'm Go barefoot. I'm today dressed as a retired old man which I looked at. I'm wearing white barrel jeans. And an oversized white collared shirt. I feel v I feel like I have opinions on the stock market that like no one listens to but they just nod when I say like a Saturday and you're like, I don't wanna really get into it. Yeah, I don't wanna get into it but I have businesses. Yeah. I have businesses. Oh my

So you mentioned that you watched the ice skating Yes, the three episodes. Three episodes. And I was like, how did I miss that? I realized I saw glitter and gold and I saw two beautiful people I thought it was a cheesy Netflix rom com scripted show. Scripted rom com about two people on the ice and I said if I had a nickel I've watched Heated Rivalry. I don't think we're gonna beat that. Yeah. So last night. I am fucking upset. Yes. You are gonna love it. I am so

Jacked up. Because you wanna know what? It felt it didn't feel like a documentary. It felt like reality TV that was real. So to go more in depth, the chaos of it, it's apparent. So it's it's normally either it's a man and a woman that of course end up falling in love with each other and get married because you're so intimate with this person and you have to trust them so much.

And there's a compatibility in chemistry you have to have. So like these two people got together and then side note just because I want to talk about it because and not forget it, can we touch back on Margot Robbie and Jake? Yes. Okay. Noted. Noted. Duly noted. We're fighting for our life with our ADHD. Honestly, Friday episodes, I'm like, fuck it.

So it's this is actually a great movie. So it's this gorgeous girl and this gorgeous guy, but they're just friends. This is America team you're talking about. This is Americans team. Who by the way, do you know she designs everyone's outfits? So her competitors are going on, they're like, oh Madeline designed it. Wait, did I miss that?

Yeah. You run to the city. The girl that's married to the guy? She's known to have like the best design taste and she they all designed their own outfits. They're doing full like plays. They're doing Broadway shows. People aren't talking about how Stunning she is. Like I I need her on the cover of Vogue. I need her um starring in Chicago after Whitney Levitt.

And I need her in charge. I wanna be a casting director. And I'm going to see that. But I need her in it. I mean deep down I want you to do it'cause that would be so funny'cause you'd be miserable. And you I would be miserable. If you're like, I'm so sorry, I have to try to sing this. No, I would get out of it. But like what people don't understand is that Paige is actually like not.

So I think we should start a go I'm actually horrible. Mm no, I saw you accidentally sing once and it was good. Proceed. Proceed. So anyway, these two r he realizes he's in love. And he's five years in and they're an amazing team. So he's like if I tell her that I And this goes badly. This ruins my career. And like it's not easy to just find another top gold performing part. It's kind of similar to when girls are like, but like the friendship.

Fuck the friendship. Like this is the o this is like okay, but this would have affected your livelihood and your career. I get it. Like this I actually get why it's like hold it in. Maybe just Yeah, hold it in. But when girls think about her like, oh, what about our friendship? I'm like, just say it. Just jerk off to her and like don't say anything. So this man is like I couldn't hold it in anymore.

And I just told her I love you. So he wasn't even like he was like, Hey, I think I might be like kind of attracted to you when I'm holding h you up every time. Yeah. Um when my fingers are inside your vagina when we do that one move, I'm like really into it. Or when they put their fucking skates on the guy's leg. Oh, I'm so glad you you noticed that too because I'm like, how does she get off without slicing?

No, the fact that they have any ec what's it called, your extremities by the end of any dance is like a miracle. So also she's doing these crazy outfits where like the skirt is causing issues. The skirt's blinding him, the skirt's hitting her in the face, the skirt's getting under him, she's tripping over the skirt and she's like, No, it's for fashion. She's so U coded. The second I trip over the skirt once, I say, Burn the skirt, I'm wearing khaki pants.

So he says to her, I love you. And she doesn't take it well immediately. She's like I must have missed all this. I have you were on your phone. I was on my phone. Also I was on my phone. When I watch your documentary, I'm taking like notes.

So she pr I started paying attention when the gay guy came on. Wait, there's two. I'll get to that. Oh goodness. Okay. The outliers. She processes it and doesn't know what to say, processes it next day just goes, I feel exactly the same about you. they're married. But last Olympics they got fourth. Yeah. But now the three people who had beaten them

Are retired. So they are the favorites. So they're coming in so excited, hot and heavy. But then the French team comes through. This gay French guy is the countiest. Frenchman with them. He is like I'm scared like I'm terrified. Like I pee myself if he talked to me. When he came on the screen I was like, this is a parody. He's a villain of some kind. He's the gay villain, which everyone needs in their life. Honestly I could use him at life.

spit. Like he was so like also he looked at his coach and the coach was scared of him. Like that's how you know the man is powerful. And he has like the perfect filler in his face where like his face is not moving and he doesn't have to move it because he has no emotion. Also the story just It just lends itself to a movie being made. Like a comedy movie being made about this. Well, do you remember Amy Polar had a

Blaze of Glory. It was about all these dancing couples and their like crazy outfits. Amy Poehler was in that? I think she had a cameo. Oh, did she? I think she did. Because it was um When in Doubt, Amy Polar was in it.

It was Will. She wrote it or whenever my dad is like talking about a female comedian, I just say, Amy Polar because that's like really the only person he I'm and he's like, Yeah, yeah. Um So the T is that he won gold last year and retired and everyone's like, Okay, great, this guy retired. And then his ex partner writes a biography saying that he was like horrible to her and was really hard on her, which like no one's doubting. The man is scary. But then this other girl

She was with a man who gets accused of like assault. Oh, I didn't realize that's why he was out. Yeah, like he's under investigation. Okay. So she loses twenty years. She didn't want to be done. She was like forced to be done because And y but it's also like her partner, like she's like, Do I support him? Do I not? No, they're kind of a great story. But both of them have so much controversy, but they happen to be best friends.

And I actually see like their friendship and it's really like you can tell they both she was like I wasn't gonna skate. I was I didn't even know like where my life was gonna go. Can we just take a minute for their names? These are made up names. This is wait, who's the one? It's like Jacques Simouche Cousin. I don't know. So look it up. It's like something Jacques Coisson. Nothing it's also I want to learn French so bad it's so sexy. When they so you love pretty things. I don't

When they were skating, I was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's also like really powerful and she talks up she talks about It's so fucked up. These female skaters, they're not just getting rated on how good their moves are. They're getting rating on their makeup. They're getting rated on their outfit. Like judges are literally going, I don't like her makeup.

Same with like the gymnastics girls. How their hair is. What? Yeah. Like the way that I would immediately fail and but the girls should not be great. That's tape. But that's what they were saying is that the judging is based on like art and it's like

Oh, I just didn't like how their dance made me feel. Which makes me you know how I am. Yeah. You hate things that are unfair. That is unfair. Wait, but can I just say'cause I did get some messages being like, Hey, I also have like a justice thing, like I hate when things are unfair.

So what do you do with what do you do when something's unfair? You're just like, that's life. Well the blonde from Canada, she kept getting scored and they were she was like, I'm a professional figure skater and you're scoring. Also she kept getting cancer. Yeah. Skater. I am a professional. She's like one of the only ones that spoke up. And then I almost feel like they because she spoke up, they tried to fuck her even more. Mm, tail is old as time.

It's just interesting to think that like in every genre, every like w like What do I what am I even trying to say? Every industry has a situation where it's like the girls are looked down on. Like it's like okay, well you're not saying the gay men in ice skating How attracted were you to that he was so your type? It's like and then he starts like I feel like I've dated someone like

But it was funny, he was like, I came out four years ago. Like he the guy just came out. Yep, that's what I'm saying. But but it also makes me think if these guys were straight, would they be hockey players? Or Could are you know? I mean he could have gone into hockey. They all could like hockey and ice dancing are so fucking good at hockey. Because I feel like he's quick. Yeah, and he's and he's strong. But

I was objectifying that man. I said yes, spin around again. Spin around again. Honestly and his face. Like he was a good looking man. Gorgeous. I'm so glad you watched it. I knew you would like that. Well then when you're done with it you real they're like we're about to be ready for the Olympics. They had their first dance. So I watched it and the French did amazing. I didn't watch the Americans yet. It was the first one. But you know what's also so funny?

In the dance, they don't actually do like big jumps. It's all dance. Yeah, yeah. They're ice dancers. They're ice dancers. And what would you wear if you were an ice dancer? I know you've thought about it. I mean I just love No lace. You hate lace. I hate lace. I I would have like a lot of like pink And I feel like the c I You wanna buy thought about

You love a high collar. I love like a bedazzle, like the blonde from Canada. She was showing like a my fair lady and I was like I loved that. No. Like I loved that. Um yeah, I just think like a little mini skirt. Like I don't love that they're doing the longer skirts. I just feel like they look a little matronly, but maybe the shorter skirts look a little

Childish. I was actually obsessed with the look that the French girl has in her first dance with the black sleeve and the like circular bodice thing. I would have yeah worn it. I have actually PTSD from like dance class when I was like seven because I remember a dance teacher told my mom I didn't fit my unitard and my mom was like

No, like how dare you? I can't my like I can't fit a bodysuit around my vulva. Like'cause my torso's too long. And so if you see me in a bodysuit, it's not clip. Yeah. And I have a fat ass. Thank you for For bringing that to the forefront. Um, so yeah, I loved that. It mak it reminds me of when I played tennis.

I never Cared about the outcome. Mm-hmm. Where now I look back and realize there were girls that were like you where everything was about the match day outfit. Where I literally was like, I can't wear my practice clothes. Not to bring it back to the Super Bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing. Um I love Coco. We interviewed what did she sing? Not the national anthem.

Whatever. She did so well, but she did like a play on Whitney Houston's outfit. Oh. And she looks so good and like cool. Who's the next one that like she's she's bin popped, like she won a Grammy? But her skill is there and now it's just like the Hollywood Yeah, like she's about to be like the Hollywood East. Samla jämför upp till. Så du kan få bättre. För dig. När livet växer, finns vi handdek. Cloud!

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Are you on that algorithm? You know I'm not because I feel like that's so gen Z. I've my algorithm's so genzy. It's just people well they did this song called Gnarly. Mm-hmm. And it's like a Yeah. Sing a little bad a little ballad. They're like it's the lyrics are like I guess I thought it was like kind of humorous, but they're like Tesla, Noli, that hasn't come across my day. And they're doing a a whole dance and everyone was like

They wanted, I guess, more. But people have to understand these girls are not choosing the song. There are corporations. These singers are corporations. And Kat's eye is like twelve girls, right? It's like five or six of'em. And it was based on a competition. Like all these girls battled it out to be the first American K pop.

This went right over my head. Same. Th so this was a like talent search and they put together Cat's Eye and that's them. And they're the first American. And one of the girls that didn't make it now she's like doing really well individually. Ooh. And she's really talented and people think she's gonna pop but anyway. I tried to watch it. I cannot watch like

teenagers dreams die like No. Well that's a normal. They're like you're not pretty, you're not smart, you're not funny, you're not brave. And I'm like, she has braces. Like leave her alone. Um okay, not to like literally start a book club.

But a bunch of you're gonna do this. The second I said pretty girls start book clubs, you were like, Maybe I should sign mine. So a lot of the gigglers were DMing me and they were like, Hey, um so Nightingale might be like a bit too They're like just surmising at your reading level. Um

Might be a bit intense for you. It's gonna take you eight years to see. Yeah, so like we recommend maybe getting something a little lighter so that when you get sick of Nightingale, you can like so I got seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I'm like reading two books at once. Wait, you love that Seven Husbands. Well,'cause I started it y like years ago and I never finished it and I like forget everything about it. So I'm like, I'll just reread that. Mm-hmm.

But I also now cause I'm like so into reading books that are like movies, I ordered Wuthering Heights. Wuthering Heights, Wuthering. Is it Wuthering or Withering? I think it's Withering. Withering. Withering? It's W U. Withering. Withering. With that. So they go Withering Withering Heart. Withering heart.

Des told me that it's an incredible story. Des loves Okay, but everyone keeps saying that the original story is like so not what the movie is. So I wanted to like I feel like I read it in high school, but I honestly can't freaking remember. Should we see Wuthering Heist together? I definitely want to see it. The PR of it, first of all, love Margot Robbie's outfit. I'd like to credit you for doing the random bows first in your hair.

Stop. Wait, you're saying that's a good thing. And wearing that dress was very Wuthering Heights coded before Withering Heights press tour. Do you think it's another I was too early for Margaret? I think it was another you were too early. And I really think that you should look into Margot Robbie's stylist. Because he's exactly what you're looking for. Like he's putting her in vintage Galeana. Like her t her looks for this press tour.

Uh it's not like she has one good look or like oh there's another. It's every single look. I like that they're having fun with it. I like that they're being intentional. Yeah. I like that they have like uh they're performing. Yeah, they're performing. I hate when it's just like make me look cute in this. And so like that part of the pre PR is extremely relatable to me.

The part of the PR with like her and Jacob Alordi, and I don't know how much of this is true or legitimately just PR, but if it's legitimately just PR, stop. Literally stuck is it's un it's weird and uncomfortable. Is it when she was like I became codependent on him and I'm a like I can't leave him alone or something? That and also like he put a million roses in my trailer and I told him I'm in love with him. Like we the first time we got duped with a PR stunt like that was The Star is Bull.

And we were all like They're in love. And w then like we quickly realized, oh no, they wanted us to see the movie. We were gonna see it anyway. Oh, yeah. Well that's our PR for Giggly Squad. Everyone's like, are they married? Or are they are they are they fighting because of it's a lovers quarrel? But I just I'm like

Is Margot R Robbie's husband the strongest soldier ever alive? Well I was gonna say Jacob Alordi, whether you like him or not, whether you think he's boring or not, whether you think he's cocky or not. He is the hottest guy right now. Totally. And I feel like he is in any interview I've seen, he seems extremely respectful and very nice. I said, Oh, this man is layered And he's got depth too.

And one time he did an interview and they were like, Where are you? And he was like in a hotel room and then he like pay on the camera and his mom was sitting right there and I was like, He's a good man, Savannah. If a if a man has a mom, some people say they're a good man But like compared to like I'm sorry, Glenn Powell doesn't do it for me. I'm not getting Powell does it I'm not getting butterflies when Glenn Powell comes on my

I'm gonna say something. I actually met Glenn Powell at Kelly and Mark. Th in person, very much a movie star. Mm. I could see that. And I'm not saying he's not a movie star, I'm just saying I don't you don't get the hots for him. In person, I Like Jacob Alord is ruining your life. Right. Like that man you're meeting one night. Well, do you watch Euphoria? I watched the first Season? Season and a half.

Oh okay. Yeah. Well because his character and that I'm like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even him and the other one where with Barry Kyogen running around, he was Oh yeah. He always just plays like the guy who like keeping to him. Barry Kilogan is gonna be the question.

He um he did. It's rear carpenter. That was the greatest thing he ever did. But he he is playing Ringo Star in the new Beatles movie coming up. Remember he had that quote and he was like, Yeah, I'm just like trying to be a good dad so I like see him once every three day thirty days and we were like Wait, so I current it reminds me of I have this bit on stage where I'm talking about like should I have a kid or not? And I'm trying to figure it out with the audience. And someone was like

Like you can do it, you can imagine it. And I'm like, I'm not a male comedian. I can't just have a child and leave them at home and go on. Well one of my favorite quotes like someone said on the internet was I don't wanna be a mom, but I'd love to be a dad. And and ever since I heard that, I was like, no, and I'm someone that I can say from a child I've I've have never wavered whether or not I wanna have kids. I know I wanna have kids.

But being in my adult life, some of the closest people to me, we've talked like and they've been like, I don't know if I want them and it's been such an open, good conversation. Um Well it's good, like I've wavered. Yeah. I think it's healthy to be like, and what if like we have free will, what if Yeah and I think for me it's just'cause like I compare myself to other male comics sometimes who are my age. And I'm like, Oh my god, am I

If I have a kid and they have a kid, we're gonna have such a different experience. But then the girls are also like, Hannah, you belong torso and you'll be able to make fun of it in like a way that the men can't. But um No, that's actually so true. You'll have so much like And then I was like I could bring I could bring the baby and leave it in the green room, but like Allie Colbert cannot.

If you've met Ali, I'm not leaving my baby with Ali Culber. No, honestly, my assistant is like so excited for me to get pregnant so that her job description changes. You know, she's like You're like, let's do something else here. But Daphne's like, hi. Daphne's gonna be a Well, my brother has a kid, two kids.

And his cat, it's a good cat. And at first the cat was like definitely like perturbed because the babies don't understand. And you're like gentle. But then for some reason the cat like understands that it's a baby. Wait, speaking of babies, I don't know if I said this, but I just literally this Is the first time I've had like two extremely close girlfriends. One had a baby, and one is currently pregnant. We're like

I've gone to like friends' weddings and whatever, but we just hit the phase where like they're having children. One, it's like so crazy, and you realize that like. There isn't this big like, oh, I've changed as a person. It's just like your friend and now she has a baby. But I have to share She got a purse that has a lot of responsibility. No, literally. I'm like, so are you bringing her everywhere with us? Like pukes, poops. But I have to say, my one girlfriend, um

Ariana, she's Grande. She's she's a nurse. Like she's just like the perfect human. She's also stunning, beautiful, gorgeous. But when she sent me a picture of her baby, like literally fresh out of the womb, I was like, Ariana, you know me. I'm not just saying this because you're my friend. This is the prettiest newborn I've ever seen. What did you do? And she said she ate so much fruit every single day. And she was like, I'm not kidding, I really think.

Granted her and Her husband are very good looking people. And she's a nurse. Margaret Robin being like, if you eat fruit, your kid'll come out looking like me. No, but I feel like she as a nurse, she and she's a NICU nurse. So like she really knows babies. And I was like I'm like literally writing that down to say on the pod because that's some information.

Yeah. Go on TikTok shop and buy this and your kid will be so good looking. By the way, are you still TikTok shopping? You know, I TikTok shop here and there. A lot of times I go over to Amazon'cause I'm a millennial. Yeah. Oh so y you see it and then you put it in Amazon. I do feel like sometimes it's so cheap that I'm like

This I'm not gonna get it. Like that it's fake. Right. And I get it. It is so freaking easy that it just double click on the case. Well, because Apple Pay feels like it's not real money. I mean I bought my tuning forks. Now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls and now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat. The girls have convenient. The girls have convinced me. One girl DM'd me this morning and she was like

Um, hey big tuning fork girl here. I keep them in my car because I have road range. And I was like, You're the epitome of a giggler. I feel like Wait, I feel like women are allowed to have road rage. Yeah, because we don't take out guns. Yeah. Like when men have road rage, like bad things happen. Like women have road rage. I'm like, she's standing up for herself, she's being independent, she's taking up space. Speaking of road rage.

Did you see that story about the professional football player who dated the per is was dating the WMBA girl and he like chased her down in the car and she drove to the police station? No, it's crazy. She's like, You didn't think of that. She's like, Come and get me. I think I guess she broke up with him. Okay, a classic CTE champion. She broke up with him, they were dating for like three years. She broke up with him, he was like stalking her, and she was like Stop stalking me.

blocked his number, whatever, and then she's driving like on a Saturday morning and she realizes he's behind her and he's trying to like hit her car. Jesus. So she like I think calls the police while she's in the car, but like just drives to the police station. The police come out, get It's like uh Gotcha. Well No, literally literally. I don't know, athletes.

It's not always what it seems. And some of these men just cause you're good at a game doesn't mean you're good at being a person. And I would say that for like all public faces. Yes. You know. If he's like so um influential and charismatic that he accidentally gets famous, but like to try to get famous and have have a publicist

Unless you are a true talent. Yes. Like you have to be a true symbol. Unless it's like the world needs your talent to become a better place, then I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like your voice, you have the voice of an angel. But if it's just you having a podcast. Girls are different, obviously. You have a lot to say. 100%. We've been through a lot. We've been suppressed, so obviously now we have to overcompensate. Right. Which leads me to

Can't wait to what it let what it leads to. I actually have two different things like a Perfect, we could go in either direction. There's no way to feel cool while you're talking into your remote. Like there's nothing more humbling than like trying to say like it's like your customer service voice, but like Also wait, this actually is so funny because You know what's even funnier?

I thought about it and I realized I don't it's like Bluetooth, I don't trust it. I'm typing it in. You're such a freak. I cause I don't trust like which button to press for it to happen and I don't even try like I'm an old lady. Well, I just got a new phone and so I was like setting up the my phone, whatever, and one of the parts is like set up Sears.

And so to set up Siri, you have to say these certain prompts like, Siri, what's the weather? Siri, but and so I did it and then I was like, wait a minute, I just did that in my customer service voice. It's not gonna recognize my real voice and I have a cold. You're coughing the entire time. That's how you open your phone, you cough twice. Also, I have a big a big gripe with the new phone. A huge gripe. I have a huge gripe. It's not what you think it's gonna be. What is yours?

My favorite thing in the world, my only number one hobby that brings me consistent joy is screenshotting things that I'm never gonna look at again. In the new phone. You don't just screenshot. You have to like screenshot and put in your social security number, give your firstborn, say where you wanna save it, add two, divide by twelve. Mm-hmm.

What who decided that? Don't even get me started on the photos. I'm like, oh great, a photo from 2007. Where's the one I took today? No, you can't find it. Like you can't find it. I'm like, hello. Also I think it's a glitch, but when I When I send a lot of files, so when I go into like something I said to you and I want to see something I sent you, like a photo, and I press info, it's not coming up. No. I'm in disarray. My gripe with the new phone is

I have royalty fingers. I have the longest, skinniest fingers you can get. I'm a dream to text. Okay. I can get there. I'm Sheena Shea's child. Okay. I'm the exact opposite. I press one letter and it hits eight letters. I sound drunk. Every single day. Like the texting is so touchy that like and and the word correction, I'm like, now why in the hell I've never used would I wanna say that when that's not a word. Also they always go to like sex or Something inappropriate.

Oh really? I feel like my well'cause you know you're always like one sec and it always says one sex. A lot. What am I? 'Cause it's like oh she means this word she always says all the time. I'm like, let's have sex Because I've lost all creativity. I'd rather them send the wrong real word than just gibberish. Right.

Do you remember when people could speak pig Latin and I was like if I don't learn pig Latin I'm gonna be behind. You're gonna be fine. Like I'm not gonna be prepared for that. Wow in high school I'm not gonna have any friends. So I was like, you know I was like, where did all you people learn pig Latin? Did I Did I sleep late that day? Like when was the last one? I think I knew it for like maybe part of like fourth grade. But I don't remember.

It was just it's just every word like backwards. Backwards, yeah. And they would say something to you and you'd be like, I don't get it. And they're like, well, And then once you got it, you were like No, still didn't get it. Teksting av Nicolai Winther Rätt petiga när det kommer till ålderskontroller. Och det är faktiskt. Tillgång till alkohol mälsan bättre. Systembolaget annorlunda av en anledning.

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I'm having trouble pronouncing a word and I need your help. Origin? B-R-O-O-C-H. B I'm sorry, I have to write it. B-R-O-O-C-H. Because they're becoming very popular. I thought it was brooch. Well that would be a you. Brooch.

Or is it brooch or is it brooch? It's a brooch? It's a brooch. Also, first of all, brooch doesn't have two O's. Everyone's spelling it with two O's right now. Like all so that's the thing. I thought it was brooch too, but broach I would put O A C H. So all the girls are wearing brooches and I just I accidentally said brooch in front of someone and I like still haven't mentally recovered. I haven't recovered'cause saying brooch in front of like another girl is like she was like, What did you say?

And I was like, I've been Oh, it is two O. See, I would have only done one. See, what is going on? Well, it's um Sorry, what's the origin of the word? I do encourage everyone to buy some vintage brooch brooches. Yeah. And put it on their bags, put it on their blazers. I think honestly from traitors and Lisa Renna having a deadly broad. It's it's brooch. The word history Middle English brooch. Oh. See that makes sense spelled like that. Or maybe it is brooch, but the British say bro.

Brooch. Rhymes with cooch. Wait, cooch, brooch. No, it's definitely brooch, Hannah. Okay. How do you feel about the men wearing brooch? I don't hate it, but like I'm not having sex with you. Like I can appreciate the art. Okay. Exactly. Yeah, it's like short men. Like I they exist. And that's why I support the We think they should be allowed to vote, but like

Can I say another thing about TV? Yeah. When we're talking about TV? The girls don't always realize how tall men actually are, and they have to factor that into a lot of scenarios that they can't. Yeah. I'm just saying, like especially reality T V people don't know the heights of men.

And it factors into a lot of things. Like there's certain guys that people are like, why does anyone like him? And I'm like, well, he's tall. Then there's certain guys that people are like, why don't people like him more? And I'm like, he's actually really short. Wait. What is the feedback you get on you physically? Like do they say? Um, I get you're prettier in person. Like oh my god, you're so pretty in person.

Yeah, it kind of is because I'm like, what do I look like on TV? No, that's brutal. But I know that they're meaning it in like a compliment, like, oh my god, I didn't I didn't imagine you to be pretty this pretty in person. So like I know it's a compliment, but when I hear it, they're like

It they say it almost shocked like you're pretty in person. But they shouldn't say you're prettier in person, just say you're so pretty. You don't have to say prettier. But a lot of times I do get you're a lot tall are a lot shorter than I Thought you were going to be. I get you're taller than I thought. Um, I'm five seven. Page is I would say five four. Yeah. You think you're five three? You think you're five three? I actually think I might be like five.

I think you told me 5-4 once and I just ran with it. Yeah, I that's what I say to everyone. But like if we really got a measuring tape out, I think I would be like Just hitting five three. Also, you always wear heels. So I actually have never seen your real heels. Well, here's the thing. I'm all leg. I'm no torsion. You look so tall in photos. Yeah, so I come off, even in person, taller because it's almost like

You're only seeing my legs. And like like o okay, you're taller than me, but our legs I know. Uh my legs start. I think people think I'm shorter in person'cause they see my nubby legs and they're like, There's no way that her torso's that long. You're the Britney Spears of Giggling Squad. Okay. And people don't talk about it enough.

Wait, I feel like I was just I was gonna say something before we went off on like a tangent and then now I can't remember. We were talking about brooches. It was after Margot Robbie Oh Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton You didn't even touch on it. I'm like not supportive. When I say not supportive, I mean like I don't get passionate about celebrity relationships. I always think they're kind of PR. I'm always like, okay, cool, whatever. Sometimes I actively don't like them.

I fucking love this for her. Why do I love it so much? Also, did you see Kanye like tweeted or exed or Instagram commented? I don't freaking know. He's such a freak. Like um he goes wired. What did he say? Like it's not funny, but it's also like you're insane. Why are you it was like he was texting her. He was like, Why are you dating Lewis? Give me back my daughter. It's also like Connie, you have three other kids with Kim.

Also Lewis Hamilton. I did see him in person at the F one premiere I was at. Cute. Is he t is he short? Tall tall. Stylish. Aura powerful confident. British. What a haiku you just said to us. That was honestly one of the most beautiful sonnets I've ever heard. And then you ended it with a question.

He he has the like calmness about him, but he understands obviously high pressure because his job is insane. Like it's like as violent as skiing. No, like you could die. You could die every time. It's also like If you could handle a race car, you could handle Kim Credit.

Oh, I love it like it's crazy that it's chic because I'm like it's cars with oil, but it's it's like Yeah, but it's like in Monaco and St. Martin. You have to be like rich to even get into it. Yeah. It's kind of like um what's the thing when they get on the horse? Yeah. Polo. It's kind of like polo. It's like a rich

sport which is also like very deadly. There's like rich men who love racing who like make their own little race car teams and just like pay for like guys to race their cars and some guys their full career is like getting paid by a rich man to race cars for him. And that's an algorithm we didn't even know could be. I looked over at a man's Instagram reels, I'll stop there, the other day, and he was just watching people like

Fist fighting in the backyard, but it was like a ring of people. And I was like, Is this real and illegal? Like, what is this? He was like, No, it's just like backyard fighting. Like, what the fuck is backyard fighting? He's like, it's boxing in the backyard. I'm like, go to work. Do you have a call or something? Yeah, isn't there like an email you should attend to or something? Like this is crazy. Wait, the other thing about Lewis Hampl Hamilton and

Every time I say his name I'm very regal. Every time I say his name though, I do think of like Hamilton the musical. Oh. Levis Hamilton. But the lore that he was dating Nicole Schirsinger for a year. She was like the first she was like the number one. She was like a wag before it was cool to be a wag. Do you know why I kinda like that? Because I do like when guys have a type.

I like Scentsy. And now we've seen it. I said it. He likes a star with long dark hair who has a beautiful body. Who's like I would assume a similar, um, like strong personality. Kur and Kim, yeah, they give me similar auras. Here's the other thing that I will

give to the men. Men who are a like have a little bit of ambition are smart enough to know. that dating a woman with equal amount of ambition only makes them better. Mm. A great man needs a great woman behind him. Yeah. And a great woman And also I like that Louis, it's very it's obvious that Lewis Hamilton doesn't get insecure about dating power.

And yeah, with Kim, I do think sometimes she gets in a position where she's like mothering the guy she's with. Yeah. Not to like we don't know her real relationships, but like Pete Davidson for example, I'm like She's...

He's just one of the kids in the backseat, you know? Yeah. Where Lewis Hamilton, that's amazing. Well, it's kind of like what you said on the the last pod when you were like, you have to have the same amount of swag. Mm. And when there's and when there's the a discrepancy, you're like Like I feel like she'll like can like learn stuff from him. Like he's he's worldly like new and fun for her.

I'm just I'm very happy for her. I'm excited about this. Yeah, it's someone that I couldn't really see her look. Same. I don't know his age. Spells it L-E-W-I-S. Mm-Yes. Spell it out for me. Don't make me be is it Louis? 41. 41. Ooh, I love that age. And you want to know what? He's her type too. Yes. Let's see how old Kim is. Well she loves loves an athl she loves an athlete. She loves an athlete. She's forty five. Perfect.

Perfect. She's stunning. I would argue he still isn't fully mature. That happens to men at forty three. I feel like it like just it's a big thing. But it's starting. No, it's kind of crazy. Like forty, I feel like for our generation, forty is almost like the new

30, where like 10 years ago it was like, if you're not married and have a baby by 30, like you're what you're done for. But now I feel like it's almost like Forty is when you're really starting your friends who are thirty that if they got pregnant right now I'd be like

What do you want to do with it? No, I'd be like, I'm gonna call someone because this is the same. Whatever you need to do, you let me know. Yeah. I will say my two friends that just had babies are my two most capable friends, or my one friend that had a baby and my I've only had one pregnancy rumor once, um and I thrive off it. I'm waiting for the myosempic rumors, but guess they're missing. Guess those are missing.

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