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Oh, so his career is over. See you, Craig. Also, we're going to drop some news. And like I know you guys we keep dropping stuff. We got the Netflix special. We dropped pages Amazon show and by with page we dropped the tour. This is a more drop. This is like our real. These were our Easter eggs that when we were dropping Easter eggs, they had nothing to do with what we were actually dropping because we don't know how to do what an Easter egg is. So it made no sense.
So we do think anyone would wear about to drop. No one's expecting it. You guys aren't ready. It's not you're not ready for the smoke. It's just not going to be able to handle this heat. We don't we ourselves aren't fully grasping it. Let's just say the admin was so beyond what we could even wrap our head around you guys. I'm speechless. I mean, we yeah. So we're very excited. We're so very excited. Hannah, I miss you so freaking much. I literally, okay, add our test.
I have so many things to say first of all, the whole island lost water. That's a side note. Well, literally die. The whole island of Italy, the whole island of Capri. The whole book. Oh, everything. All of it. Our hotel was fine. Good thing. I don't drink water. So you like to send it. I would have a diet. I was like, I'm literally three. Coco cold is deep and it's not even 11 a.m. I'm totally fine. I'm then peeing brown. So I'm good.
People are like stopping me in the street. Like, what are you doing for water? I'm like, I, this is the admin that I legitimately did not sign up for. Ask my mom. I don't know. Like, do you have to change hotels? I don't know. Ask my mom. Oh, my God. That was like when the lights went out. One of our hotels and we're like, well, we've been sleeping. I'll go right back to sleep. Yeah, like I sleep.
Don't yeah, I can. If there's a bed, I'm fine. But anyway, so everything that I do in Italy, I think, oh my God, Hanover freaking love this. And so like part I didn't realize that our hotel has like a villa that you can rent out, like separate from the hotel. But obviously, like, you can use all the hotel amenities. So I went up to the, it's probably so expensive, but I went up to the front desk and I was like, hey guys, like I really want to see the villa just to like see inside of it.
They took me into it. It's gorgeous. But like if you had a big family or like you had like kids or something, it would just be so perfect. And I was walking out and I turned to my mom and I was like, if I get this villa, I want Han and does to come next year. And she was like, they don't want to come on your family vacation. But all I could think of was like, how fucking funny would it be if we were in a villa. And then I found a tennis court in post-itano.
In post-itano? Yeah. So I'm just scouting for when we move here. Wait, I love you so much. Also, I'm like sending you memes like you're living normal life right now. And then I'm like, oh yeah, she's on the beach glowing in her like flower-y-ass dresses. Make a lot of high quality TikToks with Craig. He's okay. I don't want to compliment a man, but I don't want to say that I'm like really identifying with Gen Z. But like it's so much easier to post on TikTok recently than Instagram.
Like TikTok is just like, who cares? Whatever. Who cares? See ya. Well, Instagram is so permanent. So like that's on your grid. Yeah, like I can't do my grid anymore. You can do that to yourself though. You put so much pressure on yourself. I'm under a lot of grid pressure. And so then I can't do it. Then I like sometimes I get moved where I'm just like, I can't do anything. But I like that you'll go like days without posting. And then you'll post like every day for four days.
And then you'll go four months, no posting. And I think it keeps everyone on their toes. Especially me because I'm ready to comment. I'm ready for the comment. It's just like, where is she? What is she doing? Highlight though today. So we're on a boat. We're doing boat stuff. We're doing boat things. We pull up to this restaurant. There's a bunch of yachts. My dad says, wow, isn't that a nice yacht? I'm like, wow, I wonder who's on that yacht. Looks like it would be so fun.
Look at all those pool toys. We get up to the restaurant. We're walking all of a sudden. I'm about to sit down. I turn to my right and I go, oh, pardon? I see Derek, you're space staring right at me. No, I say what his real name is. Hannah Burner's ex-boyfriend. Hannah, Hannah, we are so close. Do you think he was there on purpose because he knew that you would see him and tell me?
We are so sick in the head because legitimately I went to the other side of the table so that I could sit and face him. I was like, I'm not putting my back to my friend's ex. I need to watch. I need to watch every move he makes. Make sure he's not talking about her. So I'm literally staring at him like the whole lunch. I would never go up to him because I feel like he's not the type of like celeb that you ever go up to.
First of all, I respect him way too much to ever put my personality in his orbit. I would never do that to him. I'm like, you don't deserve that. It is dark over here. Live in love and light on your yacht. He's going to take a shower if you go up to him. I'm like, you don't want any of this. His wife, her name is Hannah. She looks like she's 12. She's so gorgeous. They've also had multiple children, the two of them. It's not that I know. I just happen to know all this information.
I didn't like stalk them or anything. The thing about director too is I was thinking about it. At this point, it's not even sexual with him. It's more like I quoted him for my elementary school graduation speech. He's my Roger Federer. Him and Roger Federer. Also, you're a family of Yankee fans. I love that you were like, Dad, I know you love the Yankees. I need to watch him for Hannah right now. But were they not freaking out? The whole place was freaking out.
Every single person in there was freaking out. Everyone was American, I feel like too. There was a table of people definitely from Texas. Because I could just hear their accents. I was like, they're a Texas family. Right when the dad noticed in such a Texas way, immediately got up turned around to stare at him. I feel like we were being very chill. Because we were the table right next to them. Was Derek pretending he didn't know the whole restaurant knew who he was? No, he was being cool.
There was a boat that pulled by and they all screamed his name. He waved and then a couple of kids went up to him. He was like, I'm not sure if he was a fan of the kids. But I feel like he gives off the vibe. And I respect it. He gives off the vibe of like, I don't fuck with fans really. Which if it was a woman, I feel like we wouldn't be saying this. Here's me just being misogynistic again. Saying that it's cool that he's like, I'm not really fucking with fans.
But of a girl that you'd be like, she's a monster. Yeah, wait, I just like caught myself. Fuck you, Derek. No longer sports podcasts. No, but I was so fucking like star struck when I saw him. And Craig had the audacity to turn to me and say, he's just a person too. Okay, he was getting jelly. He was getting jelly. He's actually not just a person. He's actually not. He's actually not a saint. He's actually like otherworldly. He's actually his blue eyes and he has. And dark hair and dark hair.
He's our lord and save. He's no handledly. Save the island of Manhattan. I'm sure spread some diseases while he was at it. But it was literally fine. The man's fun's gift baskets. Okay, he's an angel. Craig, how many gift baskets have you sent? Yeah, so any hoe that was the highlight of my life. And I remember I went to a Yankee game and I wrote a sign. And then a pink card was cut out in a pink heart shape. And it said, nobody sweeter than my man, Jeeter.
And I still have that sign in my basement. And I just want to get my eyes on what I'm doing. I just want to get my eye on what I'm doing. I don't want to be in a bad mood. I just want to get my eyes on what I'm doing. But I'm just not just a man to me. Wait, you flirted with my ex. Yeah, I did. I mean, I was twelted. You were twelted this whole time to tell this whole time. You played dumb. Like, you didn't truck it up to try when you knew how I felt about him.
Wait, speaking of flirting with your ex. One being on vacation, I feel like you just see a lot of older men and younger women. And I'm, you know, I don't live under a rock. I've seen it before. I'm out and about. I'm in the streets. Something about this particular island of Italy, the age difference is a bit extreme. Are these people married or is it like people are getting flown out? I can't really tell. And you know I'm doing the work, like observing. Yeah. I got one real wrong the one night.
I genuinely thought that this woman was this man's daughter. I was like, there's absolutely no way. And I will call the authorities if I'm proven wrong because I'm uncomfortable. And then I was on Instagram. Have you been seeing all like the Bill Bellicic stuff with him dating like the 23 year old? Yeah. Here's where I'm poked about it. I went into the comments of like one of the videos and I was like, I wonder what people are saying about like this age gap.
And it's a lot of people against her being like, wow, what a gold digger. Wow, she knows exactly what she's doing. And in my head, I'm like, but she's a child. Okay. And this man could have said literally anything and you can like manipulate and put a trance on someone of course 20 years younger than you. I mean, she's like 30 years younger than 40 years younger than him. There's no one ever had a daddy issue before.
No, I'm like how is the dad's so she's 23 and she's also a mastermind manipulator to get all of his money. But yet this man who's won multiple super bowls isn't manipulating this girl to have sex with him. Also, this girl being just being beautiful is not manipulation. Okay. And we don't know. Like you're literally born that way. We can't help it that we're stunning. And look, I do have to say she's probably doing it for the story. I think it's hilarious. I think the stories he must have.
Also he was pretty funny at the roast. Do your thing. Like it's don't be judgmental. If anything, you're so right. There is a power dynamic and Bill Bellicic has the money. He has the power. He's the upper hand. Like that's what it is. He has the upper hand. And I don't know why people are like, oh, she's like. He's getting after it. She doesn't have the upper hand in anything. She literally goes where he says. Well, there's a whole thing about like, do you think he's dumb?
Like he, it's called men like want to pay for certain things. And like why are other men who probably are living in their mom's basement getting mad when Bill Bellicic pays for dinner for a girl? Like let's calm down. Right. Like no girl is putting a gun to a guy's head and being like for everything. I mean, maybe they don't. I wish I could. I wish I wish I wish I would. I've done finger guns. I've been like, you're going to be by this right now. Boom, boom. But I do.
I wrote an article once, literally once about Zaddies. And it was about basically like under 26, your brain's not fully formed. You're still figuring out your career. You're not making money. Be careful if you're with an older man just because like there's, there's a reason older women are not falling for him sometimes. Right. So like, you know, like, so he's, it's easy to go with these younger girls who don't know any better.
I mean, the amount of trash that you'd go for in your early 20s, because you don't know who you are, you don't know what you deserve. You don't understand what's going on. We're flailing, we're scared, we're screaming, crying, crying, crying. Yeah, like it's not the girls fault. Yeah, and then right out of flow chart on how to steal your money. Like, we don't even know what our billions are. Like, are you kidding? We have high courtesal right now. We're dealing with it.
Also like, maybe Tuk-Tuk-A-Kapri, like she's getting experience life experiences. Yeah, literally. I have another gripe. Oh, yeah, you're on it today. Let's fucking go. I have another gripe. I don't know if you guys have seen the discourse online. But have you come across that limited to is coming back? Okay. People have been tagging that up left and right. Is it verified or is someone like fucking with us? I think it's verified. I think it's real because they invited me to their launch party.
Okay. See, that's my first problem. Why are you not the face of the magazine of the launch party? Put some respect where respect is due. I think so many people tagged them in it that then they were like, oh, we should invite this girl. Here's my gripe. I'm not asking to be the face of it. I'm not asking to even be acknowledged. You want a discount code? I want to just count code. But I want to talk to the marketing PR team because are they coming back for 12-year-old girls?
Or are they coming back because I'm going to break it to you. They don't give a shit. 12, 13, 14, they don't care who you are. I thought they were coming back for like 26 to like 34-year-old women and they were going to make capris and they were going to make little sets. Apancho? Some of us are like married, have children. I thought they were going to give us dresses, give us outfits. Little scorts? Ooh. Oh, I thought we were going to get a score. So I'm not mad.
If that's not the case, if that's the case, then I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed. If they're coming back for twins, it's not going to, I don't get it. You should be the creative consultant of Limited 2. We've got to have redone me stepping into a locker. I mean, in. Oh my god. Can coming out, yeah, I mean. I mean, the possibility is where I'm less. And I don't, I don't know if it's a time zone difference, but I'm peeled over here. I'm peeled.
I do have to say I'm very tired right now. Yes, I've been traveling and all this shit, but I also, you know, when you're like, I should go to bed right now. Yeah. And you're even falling asleep, but you're going to fight. You're going to fight it because you finally found something good on TV. What is it? This is better than the dance called documentary. Well, then I'm actually going to write it down. Write it down. Oh, you're going to love this one. It's on Hulu. It's called the perfect wife.
They basically are already getting me going. They're like, this is gone girl, but better. And it's so well done. The way this kept me on my toes. Wait, it's documentary or it's real shit. Real shit. Real shit. You know, I only mess with real stuff because I really want to feel hurt alive. Exactly. I want to feel something. Anything. I'm not a thing. So. I go fuck you up. I get to be. Oh, yeah. Give me the news. So at 2.30 a.m., I finally turned it off.
I don't even have the last episode yet, but it kept me up literally all night. And it was so good. Everyone has to watch it. Give us a little. I know. I'm trying to send a two sentence blurb. It's about like this beautiful girl who got married to this man. And then she disappears out of nowhere. I mean, if we had a nickel. And the possibilities are endless with what happened. And you do find out what happened and the characters, it's, I mean, they're not characters.
They're real people because it's time here. Is this recent like this is fucking recent? This is like, and it was over like seven years up until like 2021, 22. So this is for real. Okay. It's crazy shit. Also, I'm dropping this on you now because I wanted to surprise you for the pod, but I think you might kind of know. I am hung out my other best friend. No, I literally, here's the thing about time differences. I think I'm dreaming when I wake up and I open a text.
I open a text to just a picture of you and Haley. And you're, you know what? This is what pissed me off about it. What's your gripe? What's your gripe? No, my gripe is like you try to include me as much as you can. And I'm so appreciative of it. And I'm like, this little bitch sending me a picture of her and Haley being like, oh, she wants to come on the pod. And I'm like, you know what? I know you two have a friendship behind my back. I'm like dealing with it.
Wow, she looks so good in this picture. So do you. You literally look like you. No, the lighting was lighting. No, Hannah, you're in the illuminati in this picture. No. The, okay, the funniest part about me trying to get you involved is that I actually blacked out the whole time. You know, when you don't know what's going on, you're talking, you're talking, you're talking. I finally, I'm like, bye. We walk outside and Grace goes, oh my God, did you hear what she asked?
And I was like, I didn't hear the whole entire thing. I didn't even talk to her. I didn't talk to her. I don't, I wasn't there. And she was like, she asked if she could go on your podcast. And I was like, no, she didn't. And she's like, yes, she did. I'm like, what did I say? And she was like, you literally didn't respond. And I was like, what was I doing?
And she was like, you were like, I don't know what you would, and I was like, I was like, and that happened to me once with literally my biggest crush during called it. Want to come on our pod? No. Wait, this is a sidebar and I woke up like to the hailey stuff. So I don't know if I ever told this story. I was obsessed with this guy when my biggest crush is and we're hanging out for a long time. I like crushes where you don't hook up. Like I like the game.
Yeah. Because it was kind of like forbidden fruit like, we played the game for a long time. You like the sexual attention. Yeah. And then finally, he was like, we had mutual friends and he was like, come visit and we're going to hang out. And it was like, this is college. This is during college. It was like a campfire or something. And the whole day, it's like, we're flirting and we're flirting. And then he gets like so drunk at the campfire. Like he's rolling around.
He's like almost like falling in the fire. His friends have to like put him to bed and I'm like, what the fuck? And then my friends like, why didn't you go on a walk with him? And I was like, what? And she's like, he literally looked at you and was like, want to go on a walk? And you just didn't respond. And then he like, you're seeing a blackout. And I was like, he didn't ask me that. And they were like, he literally asked you and you didn't hear him. And I was like, did I reach?
Like I literally came all the way here to hook up with this man. And you're telling me that like, I think I have so many voices in my head that sometimes I just, sorry, I just picture this man going to AA and being like, hi, this is because of Hannah Berner. There's like eight other guys there and they're like, oh, I was going to say, if you've never put a guy in AA, you're not living life. You're certainly not. You're not living life hard enough.
So anyway, it is that thing like you're so in your own head that you actually miss the moment that you're waiting for. Yeah. But um, Grace is going to have to send so many emails of like, hey, I know we said we don't do guests. Um, but check out our next episode with Hayley Bieber. I mean, we've told a thousand people we're like, we don't do guests, but we will make an exception. The crazy thing. Yeah, we don't do guests. We do do that. Except if it's like a girl, we really, really, really like.
Let's really, really want to be a friend. Do you want us to like us? Or if you're Trevor Wallace? Because he's a girls girl. What is that? Everyone always brings up Trevor Wallace. We have Trevor Wallace on the pod. We're like, okay, it was one time. He actually tricked us. We didn't know. No, he literally just like, I think he showed up. We also didn't ask him one question. So does he even count? No. He didn't want to think about him.
So it was fucked up because I'm starting to promote the Netflix special. So they were like, you got to go to LA and do a bunch of podcasts. And I was like, okay, like come here on the flights. I'm going to lay them doing podcasts. We get an email. Hayley would love to do another interview because she's launching her new blush. I said, well, that's perfect because I'm in LA. And they go, oh, she's actually in New York. And I'm like, what? And they're like, what?
And they're like, too long I'm getting on a flight. So I'm like, the one time I'm not in New York City. So then I fucking take a red eye to go back to see Hayley. Obviously, I played a cool look. I didn't take a red eye to see her. Have you ever literally even thought to take a red eye to see me? I would always take a red eye to see you. I mean, not if it's like, not if I'm tired. Or like, if I have a headache. Or like, my phone's on like 10%.
If my phone is on 50%, less than 50% I probably can't go. And like, if I have to have a doctor, my mom and a go-bo-days. If I'm just feeling a little bloated. No, if you're a little bloated before the flight, it's a disaster. You don't have to go. You literally can call in sick. So when you're about to, it's like seeing a crush where you're like playing out how you should act. When obviously you're not going to know what the vibes are. But I was like, trying to come up with first lines.
Yes. We're all just waiting for it to come in. I'm like, what do we say? Like, hi, Darn. Like, it's you again. Like, what do we say? Like, I'm such a creep. Like, I felt so creepy. So she walks in and like, everyone was like playing a little too cool because it was just like, people who worked for a road. And they're all like, these cool girls. They're so beautiful and nice. Yeah. She walks in and it was just a speech. No, wait. That's such a real thing.
Sometimes I feel like some people don't get like, the respect they deserve. Like, I feel like I was somewhere. And there was a celebrity. And I was like, hello. It's fucking, and I can't even remember. Well, there's like a middle ground. You don't want to freak them out, but then you also don't want to be so cool that you're disrespecting their art. Right. That's what it is. I would never disrespect another woman's art. So we're all waiting for her.
And then she walks in and this gorgeous, full nude blazer fit with her belly out. And like, as an accessory? Yes. Ah, sorry. She basically dresses like she's not pregnant. And then happens to have a belly accessory. It's an accessory. And we were doing the interview in the front. And they were like, how do you try to go to the front? She's going to be here soon. And I looked at the girl and I said, I am not about to be the first person she sees walking in. I'm not about to be like, huh?
I'm swinging into a cigarette eye. I'm going to. I'm like, I am going to look like I was busy. I was busy in the bag doing something. Forgot that she was having a marriage of her. Yeah. I just happened to run into her. So I'm like in the back. And then she walks in and like, no one's saying anything. And finally she sees me. And I'm just like, I don't know what I said. It's something stupid. And I go, you look great. And she could give a little hug.
Because we're acting like we've known each other for years. At this point, which we have. And she just looks at me. How are you doing? Because you know, I tried to be like, how do these people don't get you? Like, I get you. Really? Yeah. How are you fucking? How is that? How are you literally doing? And she goes, I'm so fucking pregnant right now. And I was like, that was so kind to you. That was so kind to you. She looks so good pregnant. It's like, it's insane.
And then, I mean, look, I will say it. The problem with our friendship is like, everything's better in our friendship than me and you, our friendship, except that we have the same good side. Me and Haley. You and Haley, it'll never work. Long term, there will never work. You will never at certain points. Long term, it's not going to be. Even though there's so many things that are better about our friendship than me and you. And obviously, like, the cloud is insane. So wait, so question.
You give her your good side. 100%. I said, I will look at it. But this is the thing. Her bad side is not the level of monster that my bad side is. So I was like, do you want me to ruin the fucking video? Maybe if you, I feel like she's an understanding person. Maybe if you're just like, we're not there yet. We're not there yet. I said, yeah. But I was very aware of it. I was like, what side does she want? They're like, oh, she'll take the left side. And I was like, perfect, perfect.
I was actually a side I wanted, perfect, perfect. I was like, cancel the interview. Cancel. So before we get to the interview. And at one point, I guess my hair was crazy because I don't brush it. And she just stops and she starts like moving my hair for me. And then we almost made out. And then she said something about me being beautiful. And she liked my hair color. And then it got the room got shaky. The room got blurry. Do you know when she's due? She's. I mean, what if she names her Hannah?
I think she will. Based on the vibe she was giving me, I don't know. It was like a little, it was giving. They don't love you. I love you. Everyone else. It was just like, you know, when she makes me feel like I'm the only person in the room. Where was this interview? Where did you get this? This was in Green Street in Soho. And it was like in her pop up. And she said she liked my salmon dress.
Like she was like, again, like it was like when the, I was like, you could punch me in the fucking jaw. And I would say thank you. And then at one point, I was like, oh my god, your belly's so cute. And then I was like, I should do the Giggly Squad joke that we were talking about. And I was like, you know, I dress like I'm pregnant all the time, but I'm just bloated. And she kind of laughed. And then I was like, look, and I took my stomach. And I put it against her stomach.
It gets, it's a classic. It's your pregnant bits are some of my favorite. I have a photo of you literally with one of the best bloats ever. I would never be able to get this photo out of my head. You're glowing so much in this pregnancy photo. People were jealous of that photo. People were like, okay, someone's found happiness in a future. People stay jealous of that photo of you. It's so freaking good. So it was, it's honestly like so weird, our friendship. I could talk about it all day.
And I feel like I was just in there. No, but I had that moment with her where I was like, isn't it fucking crazy that the outfit to you guys wore that day became the most viral thing of like the century? And she was like, knows crazy. And then you really was like, like dressed up as it for Halloween. Yeah, that it was the most viral should ever. And then you realize like she's literally. That must be so surreal. Like, imagine seeing that and just being like, am I a joke to everyone?
She's like, am I a joke to you? She's just, she's literally a normal girl who happened to Mary Justin Bieber. Yeah. And that's why I think she's so relatable to people because like, she just wants to like, do her makeup cute, have cute outfits, like have good vibes. Like she really is just like that, but she just, she's just a girl. And I feel like she does hold him down in a way like she does have come energy.
I think I'm like, I think she sees me and she probably sees like Justin Bieber, like that kind of like wild creative star quality. And that's probably why I mean, how could you not? She was like, you're clearly like creative. Like, I don't want to say genius, but with your interview questions about tampons, like I've never seen something like this before. So anyway, we hung out. And then I was, there was like a party after I had to leave. I did comedy spots last night. How was it?
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Are you trying? Are you trying? Are you trying? Are you trying? Are you trying? Are you trying? Oh, do you feel like you've taken a hiatus? I feel so disconnected from the world. Yeah. I literally haven't posted on Instagram solely because I haven't taken any photos. Oh, so you're actually having a good time on vacation? Like I'm literally just vibing. Like I've been eating breakfast lunch and dinner. I'm so stuffed, I can't think. Like that's why.
Wait, because yeah, you were making me nervous the last week. You were like, I couldn't finish my pasta. Everyone's yelling at me. But I feel like you've settled in. Also, if I look at someone, I have to say it. I'm going to say it and people are going to get mad. If I look at your Instagram and your on vacation and you have 4,000 Insta stories, you want either a guy to pick you. Is that, are you talking to anyone? Is anyone talking?
Lay. But I'm saying, like, you're trying to show someone something and no one's clicking through all that. No, more than like captioning. No, more than 10, I can click. I can't click. And I get it. If you're an influencer, you're trying to show an influence. It's by your people. But that's why I like TikTok. Because I'm like, oh, I want to show the girls my outfit. But I can't pose for a photo right now. And I can't. I just can't take 10 photos. And the only people.
Also, we all can tell that you just took one try at the video. Everyone can tell. Yeah, I'm like, I was reshooting. Yeah, no reshoots. Like, we don't have the budget, nor the time for a reshoot. We, it's one end on and that's it. And so that's what, that's what's happening. It'll be like 30 seconds into the video. And I'm like, she could have res, okay. She, oh, okay. She's still going. She could have edited that part probably. And I'm like, no, take care of it.
This is, because I'm TikTok, I feel like this is me. Love it or hate it. Either swipe left or use. I was trying to put open up as much as you know. This is me now. This is me now. This is me now. So, um, side note, gigglers have been asking me, and I think they're asking me to ask you, what are the gigglers wearing this summer? Oh my god, it's such a freaking loaded question. A lot of drop waste thing. Yeah, drop waste dresses, I love.
Drop waste dresses, which I really am loving because for like a short torso girlly, like I really shouldn't be wearing anything high-waisted, but it just feels like more comfortable when you're bloated. But really like a drop waste and like low rise. But a drop waste when you're bloated is one fucking sniff away from pregnancy looking. It's, you have to find the right fabric one and like the right style for you.
Like I've had this like one drop waste dress from, I think it's LPA is the brand, but it has like a like poof sound a little bit on the side, not like a big poof, but like gives you a little hip. And I feel like that helps, like the overall structure. Did you see the blue dress I wore this weekend? I did. That blue dress caused a lot of drama in the DMs. I could surmise that. And what was the overall take?
The overall take was so wild, because normally I post something and either I'm like trolling the gigglers and they know it and they're like, like I did like page and I'll prove this out, but they're all like we know. I actually like that too. It was, that's like, it was fun. Like I like when you wear like baggy pants and like a baggy t-shirt, like it's very like. It was hot out. I didn't want my crotch of sweat.
But this blue dress, it was a combination of people being like you fucking nailed it. This color and use amazing. This is so cool. Like Alice in Wonderland would give it a cut. And then people were like burn it, no. But like everyone just had such opposite reactions. I wanted to screenshot to show people like, everyone is having different experiences. I thought it was extremely editorial. What was it for? You can't say.
It was for this like judging show I was doing that had to do with like it was on brand. It was on theme. There was a theme. So it's funny when sometimes like the gigglers have opposite opinions and I'm like, the gigglers are gonna fight. They're fighting each other. And honestly all I love is a conversation. It doesn't matter. Like you can love it, you can hate it. It's just a conversation. I will say that I gaslit myself into gaslighting myself when I was like, oh, I hate all my outfits.
Because every time I step out of the hotel room, I'm like waiting for my dad to be like, it's amazing, it's stunning. It's never been. And he's literally my own personal lady Gaga. He's like, I've just never seen anything like this outfit. And I'm like, no, like you get it. Like you still ain't got it. Our dads are so opposite. I literally put a little blush on the other day and my dad was like, you look like a clown. No, I walked out last night.
I had my hair and like a slick back bun and like gold earrings and like this white little dress. And my dad literally started to tear up. And he was like, I just can't even get you. You're so scared. And my dad in front of everyone will go, where's the rest of your dress? Did you pay for the whole dress? Did I hope you got your money back for the rest of the dress? That's where is it? Where is it? Listen to what this man did. So I do like, I'm strategic when it comes to like vacation shopping.
So the first like two days. Just strategic, you mean you buy everything? Yes. Also, but I also have a plan. Like I go through everything like the first day. Like I just do a walk through. It's basically just a looksy. Just what are we offering? What's going on? What's the vibe? And then there's one specific day where she's charging the car. She's taking the car out and she's double checking the balance. When you leave a place, do you say, I'll be back?
If like the sales people were all over you, do you go all be back? Don't worry. Because I'm a people pleaser. I'll be like, I'm going to buy this. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. If I'm like, I'm not buying this. I'm like, oh my god, I have to run and get my mom. I'm like, I'm 31 years old. Wait, my mom. My name on the card. I'm like, I got to see if my mom likes it. I will say me and one particular sales associate at Prada have become basties.
And it's, I don't know what's going on, but he's bringing things from the basement. OK, we lock eyes. I'm not even in the store. He's locked eyes with me from the street. He's like, I got something. I'm like, I can't stop. So a lot's happening. My dad, there was this window display, no store. It was just a window display of this bathing suit. And I was like, I need to find this bathing suit. What store is this in? But I wasn't super serious about it.
But if I walked by, I wanted that bathing suit. My dad went to the front desk, said there's a window display down the street. My daughter wants the bathing suit in the window display. What store has it? Now, reminder, these people speak barely any English. So I have no idea how that conversation transpired. I'm getting the story second hand. He makes one of the hotel people go and see what he's talking about to find. They find where, what the store that sells it.
And then my dad has them tell him where the store is located. He wakes me up and he's like, I know the store. We'll go after lunch. And he's cracked during all this. A sleep. I'm like, this is. Everyone's like, why are you engaged? Why are you engaged? I'm like, because my father tracked down an insipidcy teeny-weeny bathing suit that I said I just happened to like. And now it's in my possession, I own it. It is so funny, because whenever I wear anything, that isn't like a tennis workout outfit.
And if I wear a little bit of makeup, my dad's like, hey, can I talk to you for a second? I think you look better when you're natural. And you just like, be yourself. Because I feel like you're trying to be something. And just be, you're naturally beautiful. Just be you. Just do that. Just be, just put on a t-shirt. That's when you're most beautiful.
OK, well, I would like to argue that that's probably actually more endearing, because when I had my wisdom teeth out my dad, when let me sit at the kitchen table, because he said he couldn't look at me, not looking gorgeous. OK, so a lot of pressure has been put on my face. I feel like whenever my dad said, you look beautiful, I'm like, OK. I'm OK. OK, it's enough. But anyway, but I will say, we do not a lot of activities, but we do a boat day.
And we go to different places for lunch, and we do pool clubs. My dad, at the end of the trip, if you ask him what his favorite day is, it's the day I go shopping, because he likes carrying my bags. He likes watching me find something I love by it, and he likes when I hand him the bag to hold it. Have you told him that he's hurting your future relationships because of how adorable he is? He literally will say to Craig Dohery, I will do it. I'll take care of her the rest of your life.
We don't really. You can come, but I got, this is my, she's mine. You can be there. You can be around, but I will always carry her bags. And so that's nice to know. I do have to say, on burner phone, we had an episode about flirting and stuff and finding a guy. And this one, I want to give her credit, but it's anonymous. But she called in with what she likes to DM, guys. Because not a lot of girls will slide into DMs. And I think you have to do it in a way that's funny, because it's funny.
You're never sliding to a DM, that's hilarious. She's like random. She said that she writes into guys DMs. She just goes, God sent me. And I think it's hilarious, because if he doesn't answer, it's like, OK, so you don't believe in God. So you are an atheist, OK? Good to know. So you just don't believe in the universe as purpose of everything. And then it's just funny. And I thought the gigler should know. If it's really a dude, you want to slide in, you should do it now.
I'd love to know what some of the giglers do say. What's their move? Because I think girls, obviously, we would always text for our friends, because you're the less nervous ones. You could think more clearly. So it's like, let's share our, what are the Gen Zs call it? When you have Schmitz, what's it called? Schmitz, no. Riz. Riz. We were going to say Schmitz. I was like, Schmigma. What's that thing in your eye? Like, when you wake up, some Riz and you're, wait. Wait. What is that?
I've heard that word before. But I feel like you're the only person I've heard of it from before. Schmigma? Yeah. Like, Schmigma's, I thought was the thing, like, in your eye when you wake up in the morning. But apparently, it's like stuff on penises. But you're not going to get into it. No, I don't want to get into it. No, I don't want to get into it. Giggling in bed brought to you by mattress firm. Sometimes sleeping next year, boyfriend or girlfriend, is the most amazing experience ever.
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They went fucking hard with the gibbots with like they had bows and pearls. No, they freaking love a gibbet. They love a gibbet. And I do have to say one thing shout out to Crocs. They're heels with a certain vibe, like with a gene, like with a certain vibe. I've seen very cool girls in the lower east side. Pull it off. Their heels are the most comfortable heels I've ever walked in. I'm getting offended by the word heel. They're chunky platform shoe. Because Crocs can't make heels.
I'll show you. It's a heel. Yeah, but it's a whole heel. But it's a croc heel. It's a Creel. I just can't support it. I kind of think that they love that you don't love them. Like I think they love you more than they love me. I'm like, I love you Crocs. Do you send us a page? No, I think we have a mutual respect for each other. It's like you. Like I agree. Agreed to just agree that to your art. This is my art. And I'm happy for you guys. And you're happy for me.
But it's like two girls in high school that do not fuck with each other. But they don't actively pursue each other. They're just like, we don't fight. So you don't have online beef with Crocs, but you also don't put my name next to your name anywhere. Keep my name out of your mouth for sure. But I'm not going to start a rumor about you. I started a rumor about myself. Yeah. I had a gray eyebrow hair. Hannah, I've plucked three gray hairs on this triple-on. On your head. Put on your head.
And I don't care what the people say. I'm plucking them. Honestly, now I'm starting to think that that was an old wives tale. They said if you pluck them, they come and grow weirdly. But I think gray hairs grow like main characters period because they have different textures. They're always going to grow straight up. They're really aggressive. You actually gray would be so cute. You're going to be the cutest old lady. You'll never see it. I'll never. You'll never see it. Are you kidding?
I come from a long line of women who literally dyed their hair to their deathbed. Like a long line of women who laid in hospice with hair dye. You know, I can't wait to be gray. You know. I know you can't. I know you can't. I want to be a witch. I want to scare people and be like, ah. I'll never do it. You'll literally never see me with a gray hair. No, I think it'll be chic. It's fuck though. I just think it's like a little gray bob. Oh my god. I think here's the thing.
I do think there are certain type of people that can absolutely rock it. I think there are a lot of people that rock it that shouldn't. Oh. I did not think you were going to just attack an old lady. Sorry. Here's the thing. Also, I feel like being in Italy. Like I'm really connecting to my roots. And I'm just frank. Let me be 100% Benjamin Franklin. I just, I have no tolerance. Some women have really beautiful textures of the gray hair.
And when you see that, you're like, that's the most beautiful hair I've ever seen. Have you ever seen some more gray hair? I'm trying. No, I'm genuinely trying to say, OK, a perfect example, Merrill Streep, can rock a gray bob, like nobody's business. Absolutely. Amazing. But it leans toward a blonde on the blonde or side. Now, like my computer teacher in the second grade, absolutely could not. And I imagine this poor computer teacher, she's got a divorce. She's fighting for her life.
She has a deal with these annoying kids. And fucking little pages are both like, I really think her hair looks stupid gray. I literally tortured my teachers all through my school. And that's when I got an F in computer. And that's a crazy shoe to put with that outfit. And you want me to trust you teaching me science? I don't think so. With those brows? With those brows. Not me not now. My mom told me about this. And I am not coming with you to any type of room. No. With now with those brows.
Oh my god. I have one other documentary. So off track. Yes. I have a documentary. Is it really bringing us back? This is about to bring us out of control, even more. Wait, before you say this, speaking of TV, did you see Free Key Friday, too? I saw that Lindsay was taking photos with Jamie Lee Curtis. And it's one of my favorite movies of all time. I would literally die. I would die for Lindsay Lohan. I would die for the soundtrack. I would die for Lindsay Lohan.
If she said, he was bullied for me, I would. I would say, you've done so much for a hard economy. Yes. It made you want to be in a rock band, right? You know what? It did. It made me want to wear a chunky boot. I'll say that. I definitely wanted. I was like, I could get into something like that. You wanted your hair to just kind of be in front of your eye a little bit. Wait, if we were in a band, which position would we play? Is that what they call them? Which role would we be?
I think you would 1,000% be the lead singer. Oh my God, thank you. There's no other position you'd feel comfortable. Well, because I'm not musically, I can fake a singing. I can't fake having like playing an instrument. I think I'm low-key. Like the random saxophone player. Cowbell? Cowbell? She does like a random thing that like then she just gets this killer solo.
And like then you leave the show and you're like, what about that killer solo from that random person who came out for only five minutes? Kind of like you at a braver reunion. You don't say much, but when you do, you really now. She's small, but she's mighty. But also, if you played guitar, people would be very distracted by how long and beautiful your fingers are. And honestly, I think your fingers are too long that it might actually inhibit your performance on an electric guitar.
Like they could get tangled. I watched by a piano not too long ago. A couple days. And I turned back to my mom and I said, you're a horrible mother for not making me play the piano. Like have you seen, like look at my fingers. This is Mozart somewhere rolling in his grave. I think there is a side of you that could have been the drummer because like you're in the back just like being badass and like you're making eye contact with anyone. Sitting? I'm not making eye contact.
You know what the drummer's just, I'm like, do they even know what song everyone else is? They're just in their own way, every now and then you like spin it around your little finger. Yeah. You don't like know if the drummer messes up and that's what I need. Yeah. And then the drummer doesn't even know when the song's over. They're just like doing their thing and then eventually they're like, oh, okay. I just need like one solo. You could probably take a nap too because it's like in the back.
Yeah. I could also like put it on a track. Actually, to be honest, you would be one of those DJs that just plays their Spotify. Yeah, I'm like, I don't think this is. We support women in the arts. And men in the arts. Who's more likely to become a DJ me or you? Honestly, probably you because I don't really even, we already won over this. I don't go shit about like music. I don't want to stay up late ever. I'm so happy. I can't sing because if I could sing.
No, if you, no, I'm so happy you can't sing. I'm so happy for the world. The world has been saved by my lack of, I would literally, people, oh my god, I'd be like Ariana though, Ariana Grande, I feel like, but like not successful. She's that friend who'll be like, we're gonna say, hello. You would have a really intense JoJo Siwa phase with your dance moves. And I'd have to come over. I'd be like, it's enough. You'd have to get out of bed. You have to stop going on good morning America.
And we're gonna sing a little hard out. Wait, honestly, like I still have a little empathy for JoJo Siwa. Just let her dance, you know? Let her dance. Wait, my last gripe, my final gripe. No, you can have unlimited gripes. There's no limit to your gripes on this pod. The internet started to gaslight me yet again. And they said, love Island, UK, it's trash this year. It's horrible. Now I'm keeping up with love Island, UK. I don't think that it's trash. I don't think that it's horrible.
I think it's slow to start, but some seasons are, but I'm very into it. They're like, USA is where it's fucking at. Yeah, that's what people are saying. I literally told some Jendi girls yesterday. I was like, I heard US is the best. And they were like, we don't watch US. And I'm like, no, I saw tweets saying US is good this year. Take your tweets and put them in the toilet. Because are they bots? So I start the first episode. First of all, Ariana looks absolutely stunning. Oh, amazing.
I mean, she, the girl, she looks fun on. It makes me mad. She hasn't worn extensions more. Like she looks so good with extensions. Every outfit, she just looks so freaking cute. Like she, you look forward to her coming on the episode. Yeah. But as a love Island connoisseur for the past six to seven years, I would say I've seen every episode. I see every giving your resume. No, I am qualified to be notating this. USA is not good at love Island because American women were nuts.
We're freaking nuts. First of all, I will say that the series has gotten better because they took the love Island narrator from UK. And they brought him over to the USA. He's quickly. He's funny. So he's British. He's British. So it's like 15% UK. It's 15% UK. They even have a British guy. Now granted, I've only seen the first episode, but it was an hour and a half.
On UK, when they first get coupled up with someone and they'd known someone for a day, even two days, even three days, they're normal about it. And they're like, I've only known this person for a day. So I'm not going to get so invested. Also, the Brits, they're not emotional. The way Americans are emotional. They're cold. They're cold. They feel comfortable at the pace that they go because it's a normal pace. America, the girls are crying after 24 hours. They're scheming.
They're plot and after trying. I'm like, this is love Island. You're getting to know someone. It's so dramatic and so heightened between the cast. I can't. I can't. I can't. Because at least the Brits, there's like a little, you know what it is. What I've heard about like Europe culture versus American culture, not to overly generalize. What Americans are, like, we will be very emotional and show all of our emotions on our sleeve. They say that Americans smile a lot.
We pretend to be happy when we're not. We say high a lot. Where Brits are like, they're not smiling. They're not pretending to say hi. No. When they don't want to. If the chat's not good, the chat's not good. If they don't vibe, they don't vibe. And also, yeah, Americans, the chat could be shit and you're like, that's a love of my life. And if that's not me, if I haven't done that hundreds of times. Hundreds. I mean, countless. I'm an American girl too. I'm a fucking core.
When I met British Dave and he told me we had good chat. He was like, yeah, it's important that you have a good conversation with your partner. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pack it up. What? What? I've never heard of this before. And he's like, yeah, good chat. And I was like, I just saw nothing out of me tall. I just thought there's what we do. I've cried more over guys. I've literally hooked up with twice than like full on three-year relationship. I'm like, get the fuck outta here.
So I'm crazy too. I identify with it. I can't watch it. And it's just like this one girl. She had two conversations with a guy too. And then he had another conversation with another girl. One conversation with another girl. She's crying hysterically. I just can't bring myself to that. Not to defend her, but there is a thing that like when a camera is in your face, you can just like, you feel emotions 10 times stronger.
There's like, I've cried, I was up crying before, but like, and I'd never cry. Paige, how many times have I cried not on TV? Wait, Hannah, have I really never cried? Have you ever cried around me not on TV? Literally never. In the 400 years of notice, I don't cry. I'm the person that's like, I would never cry. I feel like I'm offended that you've never cried before. Oh God, now you're like, okay, I need to make a bitch cry. Because I know for a fact I've cried like multiple times.
No, yeah, you've cried way more. You're so cute when you cry. Because then your big, your big, like long fingernail comes up to your eye and you're like, what? I mean, no. No, every boyfriend's like, you're so fucking hot when you cry. Anyway. That's crazy. My boyfriend's never done that. Um. Oh, yes, I was defending them. Yeah, because when a camera's on you, you feel like your whole life flashed by and you feel like you're in like a documentary.
And suddenly you're like, this moment represents everything that's gone wrong in my life. And now it's on TV. And there's a guy like that. So like, I do have empathy. But you're right. It's, you don't want to watch people cry after 10 minutes. But I wonder why it's like that in America and it's not like that in England. Like it's almost like in the UK version, they let them breathe for a minute. Like they let them almost like settle in.
Like it just, everything in America feels very fast, very like we need drama. Are the girls fighting or the got like, is there a fight breaking out? Are you going to make out with that? Like it all seems very performative where UK feels like, oh, we are watching a surveillance of them just like genuinely getting to know each other and interacting and it feels like a lot of them. I think it's definitely a cultural difference. But I would love to see if they like switched production teams.
Like if it was American producers on the show in England and see if it affected it. Cause there's a lot of factors into what they're showing. I'm really against American producers. I mean, girl, don't tell me. I'm completely required. I mean, there are some of the scariest people I've ever become out. So the final, my final shout out of a dope documentary you guys have to watch, this is dark. It's called Six Skits of Friendic Brothers. Oh, that poor mother. No, seriously.
And they were trying to blame the mom. The mom was like, if they were like, she's parented them too tough and she's like, don't fucking blame me. I'm trying to keep it together. They came out like those. All six of them. Well, this, sorry, now I tell you, this Irish Catholic mom and they were in a very like, the dad was a high, important like in the army or something. Like they were kind of, they were friends with famous people. They had a lot of clout. They have 12 children.
No. And the fucked up thing about Skits of Friendia is that you're not born with Skits of Friendia. It's like a gene that's in you. And if you're traumatized a certain way, it can get triggered. So they kept calling it like when people got ill. And the first guy, he was this like gorgeous, gorgeous guy, the oldest one. He like marries this girl. She says, I don't have kids with you. I'm out. Devours is him. Comes home and he starts getting like very religious.
He starts getting very like grandiose thoughts. He starts getting violent. He starts losing his mind. And then the second brother starts falling ill. Third brother completely normal. Fourth brother, this is going to be intense. He murdered suicides him and his girlfriend. And no one, he was fine. Like I don't know where. Out of nowhere. And then what did these people live? Where did these people live? This was California, I believe. And then you're like, OK, that must be enough.
Fifth brother's OK. Six brother starts losing his mind. It's the most insane thing. And then the scariest part is that there's two daughters at the end who don't get sick. And one of the daughters has a kid. And they're interviewing two of the guys that are still alive that are in like a mental hospital. Yeah. And now, so years later. And the son of the girl says like, I know my uncles have schizophrenia. And I know that I got triggered by stuff.
And they said between 17 and 24 is when it gets triggered. And the kids like, I have so much anxiety that any day I'm going to wake up and lose my mind. And I just can't wait till I turn 24. And it's just like that you're so sad. It's so sad. So they're using the family for like research, for DNA, and all that stuff. Anyway, it's not for the light fun after the week. It's not for the week. What is this on? What? Max. Yes, streaming. It's pretty intense. Also shout out. I've been watching hacks.
It's so good. I've got behinds. And now I'm getting back up on it. It's so fucking good. We love you guys so much. Thanks for giggling with us. And we'll talk to you later. Bye. What?