M HM live from the post apocalyptic hellscape that is northern California. It's the giant bomb casts you get still alive? Yeah, everybody check in. Jeff here alive account of four Ask later, ask again later, answer hazy table that one for now. Yeah, Drew Scandaling, I think we lot Drew has gone into emergency broadcast mode. Is he's a dead man? Switch? If that buzzer stuffed buzzing, you know something bad happen. I am confident
with Dan record is still alive. It was my first earthquake. You're not gonna let a little thing. I woke up and it was crazy at a little thing like a roll? What is it? A rolling tembler? Is that what they called this one? What it had a specific name? I heard a lot that there was a lot of lateral movement, Yes, there was one. It was a rolling aspect to it. I want to hear first earthquake experience. Okay. I was kind of drunk. It was the
night of hood Slam, so I drank a bunch of whiskey. I saw a picture of you at hood Slam and get it checks out Getting whiskey porn in from brose If Joe brody. Uh so, yeah, I fell asleep right when I got back, and then I woke up at like three twenty and I felt this like rumbling, and I thought it was the train passing by, and then it kept kept shaking more and more and going on way too long. What kind of train do you have going by your house that
you couldn't stake that rumbling for a train? The mooney thing, I don't know. Sometimes it rumbles. And I was drunk, but I woke up fucking moonies, man, I can't trust them. Nope. And so I wake up and I was like, oh, this is this has got to be and this is an earthquake here. And I was like, I don't what am I supposed to do here? Because I know tornadoes you go down
to the bottom floor and he's sitting near a wall or whatever. And I thought about that for like two seconds and still kept going on, and I was like, I'm on the top floor. I'm on a mattress. If my apartment building collapses, I'll probably just surf the mattress now and I'll be fine. Yeah, that's so I just went back to bed, all right, And I woke up. Fine, let'st'll stop for a minute. Let's do a little personal audit. Okay, how if you had to let's let's
okay, turn your gaze inward. How would you rate your earthquake preparedness if you had to put a letter grade on it. I think I'm just kind of in general bulletproof. So I think I'm totally prepared for. I've survived microbursts and tornadoes and earthquakes and yeah, yeah, just throw whatever you got to me hurricanes. Doorway, that's what That's what I've always been told. Yeah, you want to go stand in the door. Why why would that
case? They're reinforced in a way that they are less likely to collapse. There's more structural support there, there's nothing above you. Yeah, and there's nothing to fall on you. There's a roof above you. Oh yeah yeah, but but no matter where you are roofs, other parts of the roof are going to collapse before the part over the doorway. Okay, So it's like what I'm saying, I'm kind of in a wall. Yeah, okay, I guess you get us like a stud finder or something. No,
no, you stick. You just look for the nearest place where a door opens, where the door the door. The door is opened, open the door where the door goes. When the door is closed, the door the door to act like you're a door. It seems easy enough. Yeah, and you'll be fine, easy, but not a member of the doors. It's a mistake. A lot of don't want to do that. No, trew, what was your earthquake experience? Like, I didn't wake up, No, slept through it, slept through it? Holy crap? Yeah,
well you were born out here? Yeah, so yeah, I was about to ask what you're eighty nine earthquake experience was like, but then I had to stop and wonder if you were alive for that one. I was, but I was on a flight. Oh yeah, and it was diverted. I was coming back to San Francisco and I got diverted to Sacramento. I think, So, you've missed all the big ones out here. Yeah, because this one, this is the biggest one since eighty nine. Yeah right,
yeah, this is a six point zero. That pretty good. That one was a six point nine. I want to say, did that do a bunch of like Damna? Ninthquake was bad? Like, okay, a lot of people died, a lot of oh wow, a lot of serious. They're like sixty seventy people died I think in one Jesus Christ. Yeah, I don't know if you know, but the magnitude scales log arrhythmic, So a seven point zero is ten times worse than a six point Oh okay,
yep. Yeah. But also also to put it in perspective, I would say, I mean I've been out here for eleven and a half years. Uh, and I would say, like every earthquake that I've experienced out here has been at most a four, but usually more like in the lower threes. Wouldn't you say that's probably that's properly right. Most of the ones you see a few of those, Yeah, but even the ones that you feel, you'll like run to the USGS site and it'll be like, yeah,
it was a three point three. You'll feel you go, oh, how quaint. Yeah. Yeah, it's like like they've been. There have been earthquakes where I was sitting in like my ROI desk chair at home, like in front of the computer, and it's like, you don't know if it was an earthquake or if the chair just like rolled back an inch, you know, like it's barely perceptible. Well, but this was like a
good, solid, like twenty seconds of serious shaking. Man. Yeah, well I saw the epicenter was up north, which you know, we're most of us from near the city. So like, I'm wondering, have you been home yet, Jeff, I just come straight from the air flu. I came directly from the airport to here, so I haven't been home. All your stuff could be askew. I mean everything when I've talked to you
around there has been fine. It's far enough away from it was. It was centered a little I guess north east of where I'm at, right, like Napa American Kings so all yeah, American Canyon, Napa around there, So all the pictures you see are of yes, American King America. Yeah, it's a theme song. Yeah, that's their whole theme song. Just when you pull in. If you sing that at any convenience storey, you get fifteen percent off wine. I guess probably man, so much wine spilled,
oh yeah, tragic news. Yeah, those are great looking photos. Just all the wine spilled off, the shells just shattered, just I mean, you know, yeah, if this was it, this was forties, you wouldn't be bummed out. It was always more like obviously, obviously hearts go out to everybody affected by this thing, or at the same time, like the first photos coming out of this thing, it was just the most
bougie shiite wine bottles were sacrificed. Fuck off. And then actually the cool part of the part that made me go like yeah, like I was bummed out that I missed it was when I saw like streets opening up and bits of street coming together and pushing up. There's that picture going around of a guy using pushed up street as a skateboard ms kicker, and I'm like,
well, that's fucking awesome. Yeah. Yeah, there must be at least one skateboarding game that takes place in the apocalypse, right, I mean Tony Hawk three. The La level has rails that when you grind all the earthquake rails, an earthquake happens, totally reshapes the level. Just just life imitates video games. Absolutely. Yeah, you're gonna get home and like a drawer of yours will be open an inch yeah, or I mean all the cracks
in all the walls that are already there will be an inch wider. Because it's everything is on a obie up there, so everything naturally shifts all the time. Yeah, so is your Faberge egg collections that secure? I mean, I just have it all up on the highest shells I've got. That's fair, you know. It's just I like to, you know, exalt them to the heavens on high and all that sort of stuff. So it's like there's there's less gravity up there, so exactly you get further away from
the earth. Every chance they'll be flying around. Right. Uh, yeah, I'm sure everything's fine. But yeah, that's the thing is everything is on adobe over there. So like right now, the door going from my garage to my house doesn't shut all the way because everything shifts around seasonally and it's like warm when you know, in the summer and the winter, the door the wood swells up or you know, things shift just so that everything's
fucked. So everything's fucked there anyway, you know, like everyone just accepts it. It's only when you're telling it to people that go like, what's adobe and you have to explain, like, well, they built these houses on this stuff that just moves. So I thought it was the little car that's made out of clay. Yeah, yeah, that's that too. Okay, maybe you should just go all the way, just knock all your walls down, go open floor. Yeah, that's probably one giant room. Is
Adobe be more prone to liquid faction? Like could your house just sink into a I don't believe, so I haven't heard of that happening. Okay, but fuck man, who knows? Do you remember back in the Japan earthquake, Like a lot of a lot of video came out of that one, which was crazy because it was such a long earthquake. It was like a minute or something or longer, like cracks fissures opened up in the ground.
And then there are there are videos of like a sidewalk just moving back and forth next to itself, which is like, I don't know, to be able to see with your eyes that sort of like technical plates moving around. Yeah, and then like water or not water, uh, soil turning to liquid like they had it was there someone was walking through a park and they filmed the ground and it was just like bubbling like quicksand what I mean,
I mean that happens in earth quay because the vibration let's water out. Yeah. I mean. Ryan used to tell the story of he was at Candlestick for what was the game. There was like a famous it was like the World Series earthquake in eight nine World Series Candles. The game was about to start when the earthquake happened, and like he would always tell the story of, like you could look across the stadium and see the stands like undulating,
like waving up and down, like like waves, crazy stuff. I was watching that game on TV at the time, and it was you know, you just hear the guy. It was quite on, but you know you feel it before obviously it gets out on television a little bit. So like I I have this weird I don't know why it happens, but it happened in that earthquake, and it happened when we were in Japan when they had it's pretty fairly sizable. I was about to tell that story. Were you
there that year also? Yeah? Yeah, And in both situations, my instinct was to strike a surfing pose. In fact, the one in Japan happened late at night and I jumped onto my bed and surf And you know that's that hotels are really high. Yeah, I mean yeah, it was like and those buildings are all built away. That was the thing that was what blew my mind was that after the actual quake was over, the building kept swaying back and forth. Yeah, but they're built, they're built to
be flexible. Yeah. Like there shot like pointing up into skyscrapers and they're all moving like trees in the wind. Really freaky, super super weird. Was the surfing pose for fun or was that like an instinctual like this is probably safer. No, it's for fun. Okay, I think earthquakes are totally cool. It actually it was really cool. Actually yeah, I mean obviously super dangerous and yes, hopefully no one gets hurt. But whatever earth
shakes, man, you're powerless to stop it. This wasn't even the Saint Andreas. No, No, that was the fault up there, and naps different faults. So we're still due. Yeah, I know that's scary. Saint Andreas comes all the way up here, right, I know. It goes through La Yeah, but it yeah, I think it's doesn't it run like most under of the state. Yeah yeah, yeah, they keep saying we're due. Yeah, sure, I don't know. Surf it surf the quake. I surf the quake. I don't know. Five to the quake.
If it got bad enough, I don't think we'd be making jokes anymore, Oh sure, or we would, because that's the only if it gets bad enough, then it's one of those things where like you know, whenever you buy a house out here, there's always going to be some you know, insurance hack that tries to sell you earthquake insurance, and you just you never buy it, because if things are so bad that you need earthquake insurance to fix your problem, everything is leveled and there's gonna be no money to
pay that insurance. Anyway. The government want to come in and FEMA will save us. That's how that works, right, Yeah, yeah, I mean they federally managed emergency situation. What they mandate, that's exactly what they've done. Bang up job. During the during the eighty nine, my dad was driving on a highway like a like a I think it was like an overpass or something, and the whole thing lurched to one side, so he
was in there was two lanes. He is in the right lane, and it lurched to the right, so he just went into the left lane and then everyone in the left lane got shoved up against the side geez. And then it lurched back and everyone in the right lane, got shoved up against the side and he went back into the right lane. So they're all the cars were just shoved to the side of the road and he just drove down right down the middle. That is intense. Yeah, that's crazy. And
he said in the rearview mirror he could see like dust from buildings. The landscape should not be shifting in all duty maps. Yeah, that defies reason an explanation. Yes, this makes me want to get my earthquake kit. But yes, what is your earthquake kit? Three gallons of water and a knife, they said, They said on the news today one gallon of water per person per day. Okay, so let's say three days minimum to be safe. Sure, yeah, three three gallons of water and a knife so
you can get someone else's water. Good idea. Got a hand crank operated radio, Okay, it's got a little flashlight in it. I don't know Mr E's or canned food. What else would you put in there? I'm done with the knife flash Its flares are flays are pretty okay, Yeah, get some flares. I've never actually lit a flare, Jeff, Is it fun? It's not, it's it's it's kind of cool. But then you have a lit flare and you're like, oh, I mean, this isn't
as neat as actual fireworks. You just pretend like you're yelling at t Rex's Yeah, pretty much. Is it better to a light a Roman candle and hold it as it goes off? That's super funny. That is way more on the internet shot. So you're just holding it, It's like, well that I guess there's a kind of a fire coming out of this makes a light other stuff on fire? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you can throw a flare into a gas station. I don't know, what do you
want to do? I mean, the world's ending. The earthquake hit, like you want to blow something up? Yeah, so you're excited to get home? Uh yeah, I want to see what what the what it looks like up there? Yeah? I would. I would definitely be feeling a little anxious if I were away from my house that was right near an earthquake for a weekend. Clearly, clearly you're being deeply affected by it. But like I said, you know, I called people that live like a block
away. Yeah that's fine. Sure, so sure, well i'n't too worried about it. We all made it. We're here. Yeah, let's talk about stuff. Who wants to go us? This the part where I picked somebody. Yeah, I mean you're just the host. You should probably shit all right, I'll get the hang of this one direction and go around. That's usually what. Well. I know you were out of town, so I'm not gonna start with you. Dan, It's fine. I uh went to a Mario Kart sixty four tournaments. Yes, I saw. I saw
some pictures floating around on the internet of that. Yeah, everyone's sad just playing. Everyone had a great time, Jeff. We were at Soda Pop Vinskis here in San Francisco. I'm precious, what a precious name. It was nice. We played Mario Kart sixty four. Everyone had a great time. It was one on one. It was just like everybody goofing, just like, let's play this bad game competitively. We all had a grand old time. I got after that, it's gonna be Amagon Races. I'd sign
up for that. Yeah. I got fourth place out of thirty two and my prize was a cement mixer shot, which I had never had before. Has anyone in here heard of that? Yeah, I've heard of it. I think it's kind of a prank shot, so I'll save anyone listening. If someone asked you to take it. They gave you two things, two shot glasses, and they say you put them both in your mouth and you
switch it together. And I had to do this like in front of the crowd because they called me up on the microphone like, oh, Sement mixer shot, come up here. I was like, okay, so everyone's watching and stuff and I'm asking what it is and they're like, I'm just taking and switch it together in your mouth. And apparently it's that weird like Bailey's thing that curdles or whatever. They put it with a bunch of stuff. So I've never done that. That's why I've never done the Irish car bomb
is because the idea of curdling like a delicious words sounds disgusting. Car bombs are actually delicious, though I've heard that, but just the idea and cheese curds are good. I love cheese curds, that's true. But I didn't know it was gonna happen, and it was called the Sement Mixinger. I didn't really think about it. So I took a shot. I took the other shot and everyone's yelling at me, like I gotta switch it around, gotta switsh it, And so I switch it and it immediately turns into like
the most like like cement. It does feel like your mouth is filled with cement. You gotta swallow this stuff. And everyone's laughing. It's like, oh God, this is the worst. Uh So that was awful. Wow you that kind of I think that's like the gag of fourth place thing sou But no, I love bar U competition stuff like that, and I think they're going to do more, so I'll keep doing those at home. I worked on Diablo three a lot and Hookema. I've been working on Hooke.
Yeah. So I could tell doing the quick look with you you weren't too into it. I I like the way it looks. I want to like it, but I just it needs something in it for me that says, here's what you do. I think I started finding out what there was to it because I was kind of ready to write it off after the quick look. It just seemed like to screen savory or whatever. But then yeah, I had lunched with Greg Grys from Double Fying and he was just talking it
up like crazy. He said, oh my god, this is this is the best. The puzzles are braid, like I think he said it was his favorite game with twenty Sure, what are you saying here? Death? No, no, go on? And so I've played it and I played long enough to kind of get what was going on with it. It is very directionalist, there's no handhold these stuff, but uh yeah, it's I think it's about rescuing snakes. And so I made a dragon roller coaster and
rescued a snake, and I think the dragon was named Hector. Then I rescued another thing. And so basically each one you didn't tell you its name was Hector or did you name it Hector. That's a big thing where it shows like four confusing little cut scenes and I'll say like Hector, and it's like, oh, I guess I got Hector. But I made that by building a roller coaster, and like, so each area you got to kind of figure out what the main overarching goal is. And for this one,
who was making this dragon roller coaster? So I had to fly around and this flying near stuff. Stuff happens, you fly near stuff, something happens big, yeah, like Hector, all right? And then then I went to Yeah, so I made the roller coaster, and then there was another one where it was like a wedding for a bunch of weird looking things and
you had to like dip down. You had to take all these waiter goblins or something into the water the ocean, and they would fill up little wine glasses with the water, and then you had to give them to everyone in the wedding party, and then they had to get married, and then you save another snake or something. So I think I kind of figured out what's going on with that. Yeah, yeah, So I think I'm going to keep playing, and I I feel better about the game now than I did
when we did the click sure. Yeah, yeah, but it's like I'm not inherently opposed to directionless games. Yeah, there's just something about that one that that just rubbed me the wrong way because it just right off the bat, it's just like here you go, and it's not even I don't know, like I really liked Proteus and there's not that much to Proteus. Oh well, you're right minute the minute, you're right. Yeah. I mean there's you know, obviously there it's telling a thing. You know, some
stuff happens in Protect. But but definitely if you sit down with that game for two minutes, you're going to be like, it's still I just I walk exactly. Yeah, And and this struck me as like somehow more aimless than that seems at first plush. And it's you know, because i'd seen the game in preview phase, like I kind of knew some of that stuff, like I saw the roller coaster at one point, but it was just
like I don't know, like I know that that stuff exists. I just don't know that I'm having enough fun controlling the long mover to want to do this. Yeah, it problem. You don't really know what the end goal is or anything. I don't know how long it need to be rescuing these snakes. But as a thing to pick up and think around with a little bit, it's it's nice, it looks good, it sounds good. It
doesn't sound like you have necessarily gotten this far. But did I hear there's actually something that you unlock later on in that game that is kind of different than everything else you do in that game, or did I dream that up? That sounds like I'm kind of seen yet some kind of hidden level that's like kind of turns the whole thing on its head. Now it's all been kind of the same, dude, squiggly stuff. Okay until your board, all right, play well, keep plugging away. You unlock Drive Club,
Yeah, okay, drive Club ho Hokem Edition, Yeah, Hookem. There's no no open hookem containers and in a moving vehicle astly not No, it's I guess the law. But even in Denver. Yeah, outside of that, I played just a ton of Diablo three, and Holy Lorid, that
game is really good. And you know, I've talked before about how I never really had a PC that could play games growing up, so I never played deal This is your first time with Diablo three, Yeah, Like I always knew they were console ports of like Diablo, Like there's a PlayStation version and stuff, but I was like, ah, I doubt this is the right way to play this game, And so it was. Actually that was
a surprisingly good version of that game. Yeah, for much the same reason that Diablo three works on coles, Like when they made it direct control, it was actually neat. Are you talking about Diablo one? Yeah? On the PlayStation, yeah, yeah, that was actually it was actually pretty good. They never put out two did they think. I remember, I remember that PlayStation release being kind of a big deal, like a lot of people I knew played it. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't play it
that much. I just remember being like surprised by the controls and I'm like, oh, this this works. Yeah. I think the thing that kind of opened me up to Diablo on the whole is like, you know, everyone talked about when Borderlands was crying out that it's gonna be a first person shooter but with like Diablo type lut stuff. I don't think i'd really played much in many games with like a lute system like that. Yeah, And I loved that element of Borderlands, you know, like just oh my god,
look at this gun. Oh this is better, like comparing stats and all this stuff and Diablo man, uh, way more slots to look at, way more things to compare, putting gyms and helms and wearing all this crap and like it's all done really well as far as like junking stuff, like oh, I'll just go through it, like this all looks like crap. I'll hit AR three on it a bunch and then I can sell it all at once. The co op I've been doing the whole game with my
sister. We've been streaming on Twitch and it's just super easy as far as you know, keeping our characters together and everything like warping to her and you know, gifting items and things. It's just it's so so polished and so well made that I'm just absolutely loving it. Yeah, we love are I want to say I'm thirty okay, yeah, yeah, So I'm just got to like act two. I think, oh wow, so we're playing on extreme or hard or expert is expert that's the highest that you can play off
the bed. That's what I'm doing. We're an expert, and so I guess we're leveling that faster than normal or whatever. You get a big exp bonus and stuff. Yeah, it's it's fantastic. It's I'm absolutely loving that game. So I'm getting legendaries in my mailbox. Yeah yeah. Is that part of the Nemesis system. No, well, it's it's one of the things that is new to this version of the game and that you so you might have in your inventory just items that say a gift for like user name
for yes, and it's already pre addressed. You just hit a button to send it. Okay, so that's what's happening. It's like stuff finding those with your name on them and they're hitting a button and sending it to your game. Does that mean if if you find something like that, you can't use it yourself. You can only send can only send it. I don't even know what it is. You're just like, it's I'm like level twelve. I don't think I've found on of those. Like it's kind of a
weird, dumb thing because like you don't know what it is. You don't get to like specify who you send it to. You just get an eye him and it says like here, hit it to send it. You're like, all right, and it's it's just a random person Internet, do busy work for you? Well, somebody on your friends. There's someone on your friends and I think can also be someone you've played the game with recent players
or whatever. Also, and then why think that exists? They get a thing in their mailbox that says so and so set you an item and a legendary item, and they're like, okay, well I've gotten like five or six from the same person, which there might be that many like that person might not have anyone else on their friends list was playing the game. Okay, wow, I got a sugar Daddy then, uh, you know,
so it was I saw Greg Miller of IGN fame on Twitter. Uh he he has his friends list full still, right, he didn't cut it down like I did. Uh, So it sounds like he is just getting fucking legendaries non stuff. So if those if a lot of those people on his list don't have a lot of other friends playing Yallow on their list, they're
a man for him. What a fucking legendary racket he's set up exactly, because I can tell you just from the like half a dozen that I've gotten, like most of that gear was like at least twice, if not three times better than some of the stuff I had, Like in terms of armor values and just basic stats. I got some stuff that was really good and some stuff that was useless. Well again, I'm earl like I'm not. I haven't got a point where I'm getting most of the most of the my
way through the game. Like I got to level fifty one or something before the game was out, So there was there were two other people on my list that were playing it or three, and you were one of them. I sent you something at one point, and yes, I got like three things at that point. Now I'm getting more that the game now that the game is out. And then I finally saw the Nemesis system in action also where there was just like a monster appeared and just said Nemesis killed this player,
like all right, and then you fight it. Then you fight it and it dies and you're like all right, it drops and okay, so you get dropped from that. But then also the person who's had no idea what the person might gets my understanding. I mean, I think it's maybe only one item, but my understanding is that like the Nemesis will bounce from player to player, right like if it kills the next person in the chain, it'll didn't go on. It persists. It's not like it's a one
done type thing. And I think everybody who's ever fought that thing when it finally dies and gets stuff out of it interesting, I think that's the case. That's cool. I mean, it's a weird system. It's it's like a weird like the stuff they did specific for this version of the game, like that male stuff and the Nemesis stuff is just like weird social experimental type
stuff that I don't I don't mind it. I mean basically, ever since the advent of Wow, the ovel has always felt like, you know, it's got the it's got the like loot driven underpinnings of an MMO, but without the empty Yeah, yes, it's empty. It's without the large scale player interaction. So like this is kind of a way to get a little bit of that back, I guess, Yeah, sure it isn't the Crusader class new to this edition expansion. Oh okay, it's great. That's that's
what I'm That's what I'm playing. It's the skills they put in there. It's like you only have so many slots or whatever, and I keep unlocking this stuff and I'm like, ah, I love everything I'm using, but this sounds awesome. Like I can like jump up there and branch elective mode I did. I like that a lot. Yeah, because then you're just like you don't have to be pulled into one per tree or whatever. Yeah.
Yeah, it's it's the The cool thing about that game, like I think top to bottom is that they just made it fun, you know that they just you know, they made it like convenient and exciting, you know, like every single skill you get is this flashy thing that destroys a ton
of shit. You're fucking launching out of the sky or spinning around or just making barbarian barbarians show up and kill stuff for you, and you know, just like tables and chairs and skeletons are just fucking blasting apart every step of the way. But then it's like, you know, yeah, you can warp right to people. When you join multiplayer games. It matches everybody's levels,
you know, appropriately, so everyone's having like a fine experience. Like you could argue that, like that's actually no fun because it means the game is super dumb uh and and that it's going to be the same experience whether you're level one or level seventy to some extent because the way it levels, But it's still I don't know, it's it's just it's really convenient and really fun to play. Like I hit seventy, I got to like Paragon levels
six or something, and I'll probably keep playing it. I don't know why at this point, but I might as well. I mean, you said you're doing other stuff at the same time, right, yeah, yeah, usually throw I don't know, stream on or yeah, something like that, but it's it's harder with you know that my TV is not necessarily near another screen in the same way like the PC version would be. So I was thinking about going back to the PC version a little bit because the PC versions
obviously gonna get the patches first. They've been they have a public test realm for version two point one that they've come out and said it is going to come to consoles, and then ahead of the release, like there was some post on like the Xbox you know blog or whatever that was like, we're gonna patch really close to day and date. We're gonna try to get it down as tight as possible. Microsoft's working with us, and I think Sony
then kind of said the same thing or something along those lines. But and you know, it might not be instantaneous, but they're gonna at least get
those updates. And this next update has like seasons, like you will start a character and play in that season, and then at the end of that season you will start a new character, you know, so then lets them do leaderboards and stuff like that, Like they're changing the rift system to add these greater rifts and a bunch of additional crazy shit basically, like I went and read through the list today, it sounds like they're just adding ton of
really fucking crazy shit. And the stuff they added in Reprit of Souls was already nuts, like the adventure mode and and and the riff stuff that they added at that point. So like that's that all sounds pretty cool. It's nice dary jewels. Gems, Yeah, gems that do stuff like when you socket it, it does two thousand percent poison damage to something, you know, so weird. It was just one of the example gems they showed. Uh so, yeah, just fucking crazy shit. The colon the video games.
That's nice to see this level of post release support. Yeah, yeah, and that's especially that's you know, there's probably still we probably still have not yet seen the last Diablo two patch, right, I hope, baby, it's going to be some exploit that turns up then I got we fixed it. Sure. Yeah. They are pretty legendary for that stuff. Yeah.
I just I wonder if anymore like paid content is on the way, like another expansion, Yeah, because you know, people hit the level cap and then they start going through Paragon levels and I'm sure you know people max that stuff out at this point. But right at a certain point, there's
still only five acts worth of stuff to fight your way through. I think that that's probably why they're creating the season stuff is because it gives you a fresh character without your paragon levels to create that level playing field for a set period of time. Yeah, just for people that want to compete. I just want to see you, like, you know, some new monsters.
Yeah, sure, the area that they're different, they're actually they're adding a new tile set with this patch, something that was that they had created. Shit, they had created it for Act five, but it didn't make it in. So it's now just one of the random rifts. Okay that shows up is the cesspools. So it's a new area. Well I'm not good on them. Yeah, that's nuts. So yeah, that's that's all pretty cool. I don't know, you know a lot of people fucking talked a
lot of shit about that game when it initially came out. I thought it was pretty good at the time. I had a latch fun with it. Yeah, and you know, just like the stuff they've done since, like it's just they just they're making like a playground, you know, they're just making like a fucking Skeleton Crushing Playground. I mean, I was watching new play it the other day with some people, which is pretty rare for you.
But yeah, I don't know what it is about the console version of that game that makes me feel okay, just randomly jumping into fools games. These people are okay probably, or it's just like or it's just like I don't know something about your experience. It's just so much more casual to me. It's like these people don't really care about Diablow otherwise, They've be playing
it on a PC. So I'll jump in for twenty minutes and they and they can't type to you exactly like it talk to you very well exactly, so you like I could just go do my thing and and you know, we're just like grinding out bounties and it's actually fun. But I was watching you play it though, and and first of all, the little colored rings they put under each character's feet like it's an arcade game, it's really weird.
But then I was watching you play it with those people, and it made me realize, like, is this the modern gauntlet that everybody has been waiting for? It? Like, it also makes your PS four light shining that color too, Yeah, whatever, that color that's cool. But yeah, like it it just suddenly struck me as this like kind of old school
overhead four player. Yeah, I mean, you know, run around and kill stuff type a kind of always was that, yeah, but but it I feel like more so now because you can kind of ignore a lot of
the loot and stat based stuff. It's true, like they they've simplified those systems to a point where you know, I mean, you can't hear it, but yeah, yeah, so so do you remember if those up and down arrows were in the PC version initially with threeper Okay, I think because you know, you used to have to eyeball your stats really compare things that they added after the fact. Like I almost feel like I'm cheating myself or
missing something because I'll just still go look at the real stats. Well I have been, but because it's because there's so many things that don't necessarily get represented there, Like you know, this does additional damage to this one, you know, crusader specific ability or this one. Like I'm a sucker for increased movement and attack speed because it's one of the things where it's like, you know, like I just want to get the shipped done faster so I
can do more of it. So like, if you tell me that these boots have twelve percent movement speed and they're not the armor is not quite as good, I'll still take them. Yeah, you know it could because I'm still early on, so I'm just finding stuff. It is definitively way better than what I've got. But it feels weird in a game like that to not even look at numbers. You know, it's just like, well that one has two up green arrows, but this one has three, so we
equip and just move on. You know. Yeah, yeah, I guess you'd call it streamline. It's weird. I feel like gems don't matter as much as they used to. Like I know, I spent at one point I was in the auction house buying red gems. Yes, I did a lot of that and and and stuff like that just to socket into weapons, but that was back when they were waste in Gier with the loot drops.
Generally, it's like you just weren't finding as much amazing gear, so you kind of needed like anything you could find, like a gem to increase, like your v lout you had that was good, like anything you could make it better. Yeah, and now I've got a ton of gold and I've got you know, like Jeweler level level twelve, so I can make whatever these super high tier gems are. But they're not that useful, like that much strength, like a hundred strength of the grand scheme of things just doesn't
seem to matter as much as it used to. I don't know. Yeah, maybe just it's because I'm finding so much better loot that isn't socketed, that it that it just goes that way. But yeah, that's a it's a fantastic fucking game. Yeah, the way people I know who've been talking about it, like I wouldn't be surprised to see this version showing up on like people's into the year lists, and people seem to really be into it. Yeah, in this in this predestiny era, right, Yeah, I
get they're loot fixed. That's like the secret that that'll that's the test tried is if when something new comes out that is also a shooter, ye, does the Diablo scene dry up or not? How many loot games can you handle it one time? Yeah, there's some story out there that I saw.
I was like someone from Bungee saying like they don't understand people that are like worried about that game not having a lot of content because like I don't understand because like we've been working on it for a really long time and it's got a ton of stuff in there. I don't know what, Like it's the big stame we ever made. I don't know. And like I think about that and I don't. I kind of want to take it two ways.
It's like, you know, and you take it a face value and go, well, okay, great, you know, there'll be a ton of content there. But then I like actually start to think about it and go like, heyle, it's not that big, right. And also the nature like if you if you put out alot grindy game that was slightly bigger
than Halo three, that'd be real. That's kind of scary. That's sort of a scary idea, you know, especially because the nature of the gameplay in Destiny is maybe not you could argue, is not as interesting as it was in Halo, where you've got a story driving you and like really robust kind of enemy AI and combat encounters, you know, and in this you are collecting drops, like you know, you're getting five circuit boards or you know, you're going through the same area as over and over doing kind of
mundane repeatable tasks. Yeah. Yeah, and if all if if there are only a small handful of areas to do that stuff in, that's kind of scary. But that's ways off. Yeah, not Actually, it's not that far off. Two weeks. Yeah, that's two weeks. I think it's two weeks. The SIMS comes out and then Destiny comes out the following week. Matt Madden's out, right, Madden is out. Madden came out first, right, Madden is out? Is Madden is still officially the Harbinger.
Yeah, but the fourth quarter, by the way, there are video games again, Madden brings it back. So we're in that now. Is that today? That's that's today? And I think I thought because quickly when I went up last week. Yeah, but it went up like Thursday, so I think it was like the Thursday before the Tuesday's right, so say Madden Tuesday. I don't know, Mortal, Mortal, Madden remember like Tuesday.
Yeah, I feel like yeah, used to put like you know, because it was it was like Ozzy Osbourne on the roof of the RADI City Music Hall or whatever the hell I mean back in like in the back in the game spot hey day, Like we used to cover like midnight Madden launches, right. I would go to those and there'd be people in the parking lot throwing footballs around and stuff like I went to like every Madden Midnight release from like I don't know, probably two thousand and one to two thousand and seven.
I feel it was like, is that kind of when it started dropping off, like maybe hype around the seven that sounds about right to me. Yeah, I don't know, Like and maybe we're just so detached from it because we don't run that kind of live show operation and because who does uh and and that just doesn't exist or it still exists and we're not seeing it.
But I also get the impression that maybe it just does exist because it was expensive to put on and who really cares, right well, you know, and I took the I took the giant production of that, like Galla three minute commercial they put out a couple of weeks ago, as like like trying to breee some life back, you know, trying to make it into an event again, where it's like it has just turned into like a fairly big expected release every year as opposed to this giant Yeah, unless they can
figure out a way to get in front of people that wouldn't necessarily be the people that'd be following it, then they could probably predict their launch week sales year to year, writing you know, X thousands of units or whatever, because it's just like you're the number of people that are obsessed with Madden and needs no every year. And it's a high number, but it's still a flat number. Could be higher. I don't know. Do they still have
the truck stick always? I don't know. The truck stick is is like then now forever? As far as I'm concerned, it's that anything like the hit stick? It is? Yeah, sure, except you truck. Does it still have run stuff in gang tackles? Yes? All right, good, Yes, that's I don't play games that don't have those. Diablo's a truck stick just right to stick your way through tables. That better to truck than hit. Sure, probably is. I mean, do you want to
keep on trucking or keep on hitting? What does the bumper stick? Or say, Brad before you hit you have to truck? They say, yeah, exactly on my bicep you got a truck before you can hit. Yeah. I think that's how they do it in Duel. Have you not seen dual? Duel? Has anyone seen Dual? What was great? I don't know what that is? It was it was. Yeah, it's a movie. It's Steven Spielberg movie before Jaws. I think it's his first feature film. Yeah, yea truck. Yeah yeah, it's like a horror movie about
a truck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah's being stalked by a truck. Is it like a sentient truck. I think there's supposed to be a guy in it, but I like to think it's just the truck. Yeah, it's really angry truck. It's like maximum Maximum pretty much maxim move over drive. Based on that Stephen King story about I think it is about autonomous trucks. I think it is probably. Yeah. The story is called Trucks, is it. Yep, that's a good name. The
next No, it's just trucks. Trucks stick. That was written in the seventies before you were allowed to replace c K s with X. Yeah. This is when people were earnest about things and actually liked stuff legitimately, like CB radios o bud Wiser, Dan, Yeah, anything else that was most of my weekend? Does that? Does that the extent of your gaming diet that that took up most of my time this weekend? Right? Very good, Drew? Hi, Hello, I got an Xbox Wait what? Yeh?
Holy shit? Your bud with all the kids? Yeah, you play as a lizard guy man. The the the emails that continued to come in about your choice of Xbox, those people are going to be really sad Jade Empire all night long. Yeah, I got the L four hundred black really yeah? Wow? No to connect. No Connect prompted you to with the even with the forthcoming deals, I mean prompted you just go for it.
Because on the twenty the twenty fourth is my budgeting day. Okay, So I got my new budget for the month and then I blew a lot of it on an Xbox. Okay, all right, because I didn't want to get to the end of it or halfway through it and go like, oh I don't have enough money to get it. I have I don't know is this is this is this is specifically like Destiny Prepp Yes, okay, yeah, okay, Also that if you're telling me I needed a new console in
time for Destiny. This makes a whole lot more sense. Oh, yes, okay, yes, I thought that was a give no, no, no, no, I thought I thought it was. I thought Halo was the objective. I mean, that's why I picked the Xbox over at PS four, because I knew I would eventually want to play Halo. I mean, I can always get another console. I guess if I get that's you know, that's that's the that's the way to be as far as I think the rest of us are concerned. Yeah, well just get them, just
have them get him at some point. Yeah. I get everything on launch day every time, even well launch titles that I want. Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, like it just makes work easier. The lugger console. Yes, that week before the Xbox One came out. That was horrible to carry those things around for us carrying before they're out. That thing barely fit in my tinbuck two. The holy shit, Christ, I think is you know? Carrying it out the bus was a little bit of
pain in the ass. My car almost flipped. Also, I had a bunch of Amazon credit, so I was able to apply that, which is great. Yeah, and when I ordered it, it said pay six bucks more and get it today. What it arrived seven hours after I bought it? Wow for six dollars. The Internet is magic. That's we live in the future now you live in San Francisco. That's also feel I feel I feel a little bit tingly right now. Yeah, that's like that's some Cosmo
dot Com. Wow. Yeah, Snickers just throw throw candy bar in there with no no, no, actually make them deliver the candy bar step yeah. Total. Yeah. Did you have you have you got? Did you pick up any games for it? Smart? Well? You have gold still from your other h your account, right, yeah, if you're still gold, there's some games with gold thing. There's probably some stuff that's free to down. You can get Crimson Dragon okay, yeah, hello Spartan Assault.
I want to saying the hottest of download games. I look through their games list in the store, m and uh. I think the only things I would consider buying would be Team Raider because I never played it. It's great, Wolf and Stein pretty good, and the Golf Club. What about Titan Fall? I played on three sixty Yeah, do you like it? Yeah?
If you've that was one of those games where I bought. I bought Shooter season passes last year like a motherfucker, like I bought the Titan Fall season pass, I bought the Call of Duty Goes season pass, and for some in some like fit of like weird fever status, I bought the Battlefield for premium. Uh, because there was like a hot two week period there where I was playing a lot of Battlefield that seemed like good idea, and
now here we are they're releasing content. It's like, oh, we announced the next set of maps for any one of these games, doesn't matter which one, And I was like, I fucking who cares? You're not keeping up on the Alien modes and Call of Duty Ghosts absolutely not. I don a looaded the first two. But there's one of those things where, like, you know, months later, I realized, like, oh, right,
I paid for those fucking maps. What a dumb ass. Well I should go down a little them all and look at him and then play him and go like I don't like any of these Well didn't they ghosted all the stuff with like Michael Myers and like Killer Clowns Matter Space or something like that. Yeah, there was like a weird map that they did that I think has the Michael Myers thing. Yeah, and it just I think that I think that totally. For a second when you said Michael Myers, I was
thinking Michael Moore. I could not figure out how that all the factor into that game. Every scan you get for places with Michael Moore. Yeah, he's got some things to say about the militarization of video games about it true hellscape God, Yeah, let's giving the Michael Moore announcer pack where he's just fucking whining the whole time. I knows. Yeah, well, every time you shoot one of these other players, someone loses their job. Look at
my hat. It's this catchphrase. Yeah yeah, look at my famous cash phrase, look at my hat. Look at my hat. For change, I didn't I didn't stick it in the news items because it's A it's rumored and B it's not a huge deal. But in addition to the games with Gold, like the free games, it seems like there's some suggestion out there that they're going to start doing like sort of trial periods for people who have
gold. Really on the Xbox that's cool, Like A I don't know if it came off the preview dashboard or where, but there's a screenshot floating around out there of some wording on the store where it basically implies that, like, if you're gold, it's like you can play this game for twenty four hours for free before you have to buy it. Wow. So yeah, some kind of interesting ways to access program similar some extent. Anyone take the plunge on that. Huh No, No, you would have conceivably gotten to
play Madden five days early. Yeah what that thirty percent off of already already have peckled to you? Okay, all right, yeah, I guess you're done then, So yeah, I'm good. Yeah. I just think it's like, you know, it's like even like I just like I already have those games. I'm already done playing all these games that you're giving people access to, Like that's not that's not a valuable service. Not yet. Do you plug your TV into it? Are you messing with all that stuff?
I haven't yet. I just I just well, you know, I guess without to connect that stuff, SPOT like automatically becomes slightly less interesting. Yeah. I think the only reason I would want to do it is to like not have to switch like press the input button on my remote, right, but then I would have to grab my controller and then click that, and but without without being able to use the voice to one of them. They
are adding a boot to TV option two a DASH at some point. So I mean, I like it as just a turn everything on system to where even if I'm playing PS four, I will just turn on the Xbox because that turns on my surrounding receiver and my TV. So I mean I use it for that. Yeah, my dad really likes that feature. He's got an Xbox one and like just not having to fiddle with the like five remotes that's sitting next to his recliner or whatever. It doesn't turn my stuff on
properly. Really, I have a weird situation where if the I know, I'm pretty sure I've described it before, but if if the TV is turned on after the a V receiver, there's no audio, so I have to power cycle the receiver to get audio. And so they need if they had a delay setting, like okay, delayed you know, the activation of the receiver by two hundred milliseconds or you know whatever, or two seconds or whatever you want to do, right, that would actually solve the problem. But
it basically means it's actually useless. And I ranted into too many situations. I so I have it. I have it turn on all this stuff anyway, because it's still you know, faster or whatever. But it's almost always set to PS four, so I still have to go change the input on it over to that at and then I stopped it from turning everything off when I turned stuff off. That can be a pain. Yeah, well, especially if like you, if you're turning it off to play something else on
a different system. It's just like, oh, well now I have to turn all the ship back on. That was dumb. Yeah, well, welcome to the next generation. Yeah, it's nice here, I guess, is it. Yeah, it's fine. That's getting better. It's getting better. I like those controllers. The controllers are good. The games look better. There's more, there's more stuff coming out. There's a bunch of you know, it's about to be a bunch of new stuff. In terms of
actual video games. I played more Fates Forever. That's not all you played. No, definitely, not all you played. Not even in the context of games like Fates Forever. Is that all you played? Set my Steam message or my my friends thing to away so you wouldn't see it. Oh, you can't escape the ever watchful Eye. As soon as I I played a little Dota, I wasn't even the one notice it's as soon as I logged in. It was. He was the one that tipped me off.
He just said, what are you doing? You're sitting around getting ready for our recreational match. Yeah, and then he saw that, and then I spectated your bod game, did you. Yes, I'll tell you what what I'm here to help you, creep. I'm trying to prove out whatever. There wouldn't be a big fat watch game option when you click somebody's name if they didn't want you to watch their games. I assume you can turn that off, right, is because you're my friend? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
yeah, it's only because you're on my friend's list. I think I think you The only thing you could probably do is sign out of friends, and then they wouldn't be able to see that you were online playing, right, And I don't think there's a way to block people from watching your live games. I mean, that's that's kind of integral. The way they've set the entire spectating system up in that game is that any game that's running at any time, you can jump into and watch live in the client. All
right, so what do you think? Well, I'll tell you that you should spin. You should definitely not be buying a courtier, okay, and you want your and you definitely well, so he's an ask why Okay, just hit the button to open the guide about what order you should buy, should and do it. Don't ask any fucking questions, okay. Spend spens a core and usually unless they're plants, supports Finn, which is not something you care about. I picked him because his name is Finn. He's I
mean, he's a good starter guy. He's he's pretty straightforward. But as a as a core and hard carey, he needs a lot of gold. Uh so yeah, stuff's expensive. Yeah, and you you want to put all the gold you're getting toward things that specifically make him more of a bruiser. I kept losing it because, as so you like, the courier is something that's that somebody who doesn't need as much gold buys because they can get by without. Does that make sense? Sure? Yeah, we'll talk later,
Drew. I have an important question for you. Yeah, based on your early time with both of these games, Yeah, what game is better? Doda two or Metal Gear Solid? Oh wow, those those things are so direct. That's that's why I want to hear is answer pretty much identical? Yeah, same thing? What is the better video game? They're both disappointing. For Christ's sake, watching Drew pay metal Gear is my favorite thing right now? Yeah, all twenty minutes of metal Gear. Oh you guys
actually watching the cut scenes metal Gear. I know what I don't know in Doda, I don't know what I don't know. It's get kind of deep. See how exciting is that to not know how much there is left to learn? You play? Oh, I don't know anything. Yeah, I don't even know what I know. Yeah. When I do know stuff, I don't know what that is. Also, how his faith's forever going? You're sticking with it? Yeah, I like I like that a lot. Wiki page is quite lacking. However, I may have to change something about
that. Uh yeah, earning your earning my oar playing a new character? Uh lee chi he throws seeds. Yeah, it's kind of a heat. Yeah, heither guy, No slow loris for you? Oh I did play her? Oh yeah, yeah, I play she inexplicably unlocked. I don't know how I don't she wasn't one of the free versions or free characters. Well, I mean they probably rotate which ones are free, right, league does it? I thought they only did it like three at a time,
and she was the fourth. So anyway, she's she's not She doesn't move slowly, she moves the speed is the other the same as the other characters. It seems like fairly fun. That game is good. Yeah, that's I still need to try it. Yeah, it's not as daunting as Doda. It's all pretty straightforward. Yeah, well those games need that. Like, as much as I like Doda, I don't understand how anybody gets into
it. Yeah. Do you think Here Is the Storm will solve that problem or potentially be much accessible Because it is, that's absolutely one hundred percent more accessible. But it's such a different game that like, I don't, I kind of don't see it's scratching the same itch, you know, Like people who like Doda because it's Doda don't like that game for the same reasons. Yeah. Yeah, it's plus that game is changing so much a month to
month, like they are. They're putting in and then ripping out entire subsystems in that game. When people don't like, like you like this. Nope.
Yeah, yes, they put in the thing. They put in a thing very similar to League about a month a month and a half ago, and the response was so angry that it came back out like a week or two later to But but I mean, that is absolutely a game you can get into in a couple of games and know what you're doing, as opposed to Doda, which is dense and obscure, as fucking you will never truly know, super hostile for a whole lot of reasons. Yeah, so I'm
sure you can't wait to play more. I mean I don't know. Yeah, I feel like Face Forever is a good gateway drug. I mean that might be all you need, you know, Yeah, plenty of people get by on. I would say, if you've got an if you've got an iPad and Doda is freaking you out a little bit, just try Face Forever. Yeah, you get into the league. She will have been saying,
Fates Forever is actually more like leagues. Yeah, I mean it definitely looked like it from the little bit that I saw, like art style with nothing else. It's definitely styled after it. You should get deep into league and then you guys should just have debates on this podcast all right, every week for the rest of forever, we'll talk. We'll talk wrestling over you guys, you have your own podcast for that. Keep that ship out of here. They just should just past. Yes, I don't know what I thought.
That's daily. I thought about it. Well, they're I mean, they're already competing Dota poditis, say, like all the podcasts, the ready Doda talent is already yeah, shacked up. There are other there are other brads out there podcasting about Doda. But you know, if funnily they lived up to their name and did it on a daily basis, like it might actually serve some purpose for somebody. That's right, a daily basis. Absolutely, Yeah, Like, I don't know how you call your thing. You
know, let's not get into it. Yeah, let's just let that one go. There are no Dota podcasts. Don't even go look for them. You're right until I say there, art's right. You put your official stamp of quality on a dot to podcast. They should be jockeying and it'll come out on its your endorsement. Yeah, do to tomorrow a Giant Bomb production coming soon tomorrow. Last week, we're just talking about the current Doda whatever. We're talking about the future of doat ye lasers. The meta changes when
we say it does. That's right. Uh oh. Somebody wrote in, by the way I sect the patches we write them, Yeah right, I'm ice frog, which I'm ice frog exclusively reveal that here we are all ice frog. We are all ice Frog. Somebody wrote in about what you said last week about that game not having voice chat. It does have. Yes, there is a way to plug in a little headset and like any headset,
mike, you know, it's like a phone. Yeah. Yeah, In fact, I guess the earbuds that come with it probably have the right I don't know that the ones that come with the iPad have the mic on it a phone, but yes, but yeah, like any any buds that have like a phone mic in them should should work for voice chat on there. I guess I've never played an iOS game that had boys. Yeah. I can't think of any where it would really matter. Yeah, yeah, but uh yeah. I also been playing a lot of Medal Gear. Yep.
Yeah, you're liking it so far. It's taken me a while to grapple with the controls. Yeah, the controls are like su Super not modern you know, like they they kind of good or bad like whatever do you want to call them? Like they are just very unlike what games are like today to put control, that's that's for sure. Yeah. Yeah, like there's like don't they It doesn't like Game of the Weird stuff about like you or was that too, where you like hold down square to ready your gun
and then let off square to shoot it. Yeah, because the PlayStation two, well, no, d you haven't seen in Meddle Year two. They use the pressure sensitive dual Schock two. So you'd like be aiming in first person or wherever, and you'd be holding in square and if you want to not shoot like with you and Meddle Year one, you have to hit the on equip button. Are one you could just slowly let off off of the square button and two and three. I loved that. I thought that was
great. It was really cool. It was really cool. Yeah, I can't tell if you bring Star it was it was like you know, just it was like the one thing that used those buttons you like two that yea, yeah, like nobody ever used it again. I think like Grand Trismo three used it or something. But you know, gas and break and stuff, but yeah, four even it doesn't have any else, it doesn't. They moved away from that because who cares. Yeah, I guess so they
offered it developers for a generation and sure we can name two games. Yeah, that's true. So it's been fun watching and Drew play because we forget that in the midst of this like dire situation where this like Nuke is gonna go up in eighteen hours or something, Snake is constantly pausing just to hit on every female codec contact. Yeah, you know, me Lang and Nastasha,
Meryl, just constantly. That's what I remember about I remember anything dire about it totally, like oh what yeah, like, what was the point of metal Gear? Well, he's got to fight a metal Gear, right, We're getting spoil only thing for Drew here. So yeah, Drew, where do you see the story going? I mean, I feel like I'm gonna kill all the Foxhound guys, or at least defeat them. You've defeated revolver oslat Yes, and you've encountered Volcan Raven. Oh, I see,
I've encountered him. Well, I mean he clearly didn't die at the end of that cut scene, right, but you neither. But I defeated them in those encounters. You defeated Oslat and Raven. Yeah. I mean it's a bunch of anime bullshit. There's no such much like dying even when people died yea. But at the time I didn't realize that. Yeah. See, I've never seen Animal. I felt like the wool had been pulled over
my eyes until I got to the end of two. Oh, don't say Mental Years like anime because I hate anime, so or I assume I don't. No, no, no, that's what damn you like an anime. No, it's like cool action movie stuff. It's like, that's what it's moe as fun. Just because they didn't animate it with cells doesn't mean it's not anime. No, it's a cool action movie thing. The game I just saw Predator and die Hard and The Rock and like and then then no,
and then filtered it through like nine levels of bullshit. Awesome bullshit. Come up with a good game around it. Nano machines great, It's like Star Wars machines are cooler. Mediclorians Yeah, yeah, the same thing magic. Yeah, but I'm enjoying it. It is. It's fun. I at times I may sound exasperated today. Today's recording was an excellent gosh, but it is at my own ineptitude. It's a lot of like the little control things like well, to choke a guy out, you gotta run up
and then stop and then James on square to snapp his neck. But if you're moving, you're just gonna flip over and he's gonna wake up immediately and right away. So but yeah, I think you're starting to get that. He just got the cardboard box. Yeah, very exciting. Yeah, spoilers for the episode original Metal Gear. If that's my cardboard box game of choice, tip down. No, the first Metal Gear and this excelle No, I mean that. Then he asked game. I mean yeah, at the
time, I loved it. Really it was. Yeah, No, I loved that goddamn game. It was rarely the gameplay in that series that like, I think the game plays really good, but it was the story and the characters that grabbed me. And Metal Gear to me is just like, well, it's really tough gameplay, and nick remote control missile and just use the deep head, remember guide it through. Remember that magazine ad for that game that was just every weapon in the entire game laid out on a white
page. There were like thirty or forty weapons. Yeah, that was cool. I never played Snakes Revenge. That's not a real Metal year, I know. But like even as a fan of that game, of the first game, when they said here's the sequel to it, even not knowing the real backstory, I was like, no, nope, I mean it isn't that a side scroll like a quasi side SCORERS two, which is also a noncanon sequel, because I could have sworn they changed the perspective some. There's
some differences. But I also love how this, you know, Big Triple A game in nineteen ninety eight for PlayStation, like just assumes you've played these obscure MSX games or it's like bringing up like it's talking about Big Bosses remains
like other figures from the past. They ease you into that really, although like I feel like they set it all up so you can kind of well, no, because you just look at it and go like they're just like shitting anime bullshit in my direction at a rate that like it doesn't matter, none of this matters. But I mean they build up enough of a mystique around the name Big Boss that you can understand the remains matter. You don't need to know that backstory. Here's a test. It's so rapid fire.
Here's a test. Drew is three hours in the Metal Gear Solid. What do you know about Big Boss there remains? I mean that's all I know. There you go. I mean he's the legendary soldier, right, sure. I think they've I think they've identified him as such. I don't remember status of any characters in that. Man, the fucking the intro to Metal Your Solid one is so amazing. Oh my god, like one of the best starts to a game ever. Swimming Yeah, the one man swimming STV.
Yeah. Yeah, he's telling me about all these cool guys like oh, Vulcan, Raven, Giant, and Shaman. Yeah, it's great. Psychomantis. I feel like I haven't played I haven't played the game since it came out Weapons and Equipment of Wes. Yeah being I played the Japanese version when that came out, and then played it again in English. Yeah. Let me tell you there's one part in that game that if you don't know, if you were not getting any of the dialogue out of it, Oh,
is it a boss Boy? Oh? I know that part was also tricky, as oh, wait, I know what you're talking about. Give me a hand here, I'm the CD case. Yeah okay, yeah, it's like, well, you're supposed to do exactly? Did you just go through every one of the two hundred frequencies? No, you know enough people
imported games back then. You know, a fact was being generated as people were playing through it, and you know, someone who spoke the language is like, oh, by the way, it's still silly and funny to hear like Campbell be like you should really call Meryll check the back of the CD case like that. It's still funny. Yeah, we're telling me you to like press the action button to climb ladders. Yeah, yeah that Yeah,
they're like fourth wall. Yeah, in retrospect, like as many times as they break the fourth wall in that game, I don't know how I ever thought I was supposed to take series remotely seriously. Yeah, and then when you get to the end and when the end and cut scene like this's just like the stuff that when it just becomes like, oh you fucking suck and stuff. Yeah, it is just like this is crap. It is, without question, the greatest story in the history video games, Like the series
as a whole. I'd say, for sure the lore of Metal Year. Trump's any game series or single game ever released the greatest story. I don't know, the most story, Yeah, I would agree with it. It is the most players, and it like it is the craziest. It is among the craziest stories. I think, pretty for me and I can tell it. This is not the extentiment. Oh, no, one is like one of the most grounded ones. Yeah. Oh, once you get to the last couple of hours or two, Holy shit, she was amazing too,
was the best game in the series. See, I think I was telling you today. I think there's an argument that can be made for every one of the four, Like I could, I could, I could put together an argument for one being the best, two being the best, three, and four, Like they're all so goddamn good in their own ways and very distinct ways. Like two, I think the story is incredib Like even that last couple of hours bullshit stuff. Correct, you understand what's going on
there. It's like, oh, this is awesome. It's super confusing and awesome. It's the best lore of any serious It's a great it's a great mind fuck that like Redeems the first game, redeems the franchise for me in a lot of ways, it's like, okay, all right, okay, no, you're you're willingness to just say fuck you, fuck this. This is gonna be confusing. It's for a long time. You know it's bullshit too, but I wanted it to not be bullshit. And then they torpedoed
it. No, it all makes sense again. I continued to appreciate it. You just wanted your you're no longer military store. It would never was that. I know it never was. That's what I'm saying. I don't know how Richards go get an nes because Operation Intrude and three one three is all that. Well, there's no fucking bullshit in that game. I mean I wanted a little bit of bullshit, all right. I think it was just a bullshit sleep and you punched until he disappears. There's your bullshit.
Bullshit ratio was just off. I think I will say there's more bullshit than four. The most was a lot of fucking ridiculous bull Four was when I was able to start wrapping back around and appreciating it for the bullshit. Four is it the point where you're just like it's the self indulgence of just like watch this man smoke for an hour? Like sure, like, okay, great, this is the greatest video game fucking ever produced. Sure Like the
level of detail, like put into the most meaningless of garbage. Or does that super confusing opening where you're just watching TV channels and flipping through them? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, that stuff's all great. Weird as hell. When I when I was in Japan talking, I'm like, that cost them so much money to do, and our video guy had been handsome, was like, so why did you do this? And they're just like, oh, we just wanted people to turn on the game and be like, what
the fuck is this? What's going on here? They spent so much money making that weird sequence. Yeah. I don't want to say too much about it, you know, I hope to get to four Withdrew. Three kind of started getting back to what I liked about that series, which was the systems in three. No, man, I don't mean I don't know, I just mean purely, like in terms of fiction and stuff like, yeah, I guess I understand why I understand why people do not like to play
three. The fiction in three, though, great, well, but it was the it was it's it's the way that they take like the characters and settings of the previous games that take place in an entirely different time and attempt to map them directly. That is the problem. Characters that all are identical, Like, you know, at some point they should just like end those games with all of the character models walking out onto a stage in bowing.
I'm saying, thank you for watching our story. Next time we're going to space. Yeah, you know, like it's it's if they just did that and said, you know, Audicon is playing the role of right and just got shit out of the way and still trying to convince you tore like, no, these are different people. Fuck that. That's that's that's the that's the Star Wars prequel effect of like totally like you're actually making your whole universe
smaller by saying that everybody actually knew everybody else. Yea for the for the entire ship is dumb, like the year from a lower perspective, that ship made me crazy. That part three, like the food and heal everybody gets shot, you have to like go in like but it was stuff, just suck the stuff. And three that I liked was the like Cold War intrigue, the political maneuvering between I love superpowers of Cold War intrigue. Again,
just feel like they didn't have it the right way. They didn't have it the way I wanted. I don't know. I mean I felt like the MGS one was coming off the tail end of that stuff, where right, you still had Russian gun ships and former KGB agents and stuff like that. Yeah, I wanted more of that, more of the era that's more of the Cold War era or just before that that I want, not necessarily the kind of more Vietnam focus star like, I want a little more modern than
that. Well, yeah, there's a lot more Drew you have barely scratched. I'm just kind of bummed that you reminded me that the Salid Snake is kind of a skiezy litch in that game. I mean, it's kind of charming, it's kind of yeah, it's it's bondish, but there's nothing smooth about him. Yeah. Maybe when I get back, I'll let you do
a strip strech on me. Yeah. Yeah. Thinking back on like some of the stuff he says to mailing and stuff, I'm like, it is no he's just like, oh, I didn't expect the world class designer military technology to be so cute stuff like that. It's not too bad, real slick. It's not like, hey, I'm gonna leave alask and then come bang. Yeah, trying to like that's just implied, hey subtle. Huh. Well, I also almost played Star Citizen. I feel like that's all
of us every day. Yeah. No, whether we know it or not, we all almost play Star At an hour, I'm like, all right'm gonna sit down and just try to get in here and loan systems a little bit. Uh, and then I spend an hour like editing XML files to try to get my joysticks to work. There you go, that's the game. Because you don't have key binding in this verse. That's the next stretch
goal. Yeah, the ability to to have buttons massive. Given them twenty grand, you would be able to just pick your buttons in the software itself. So almost I can't wait to see what the thing ends up being. Yeah, I can't wait win or lose. It's still interesting. Yeah, you know, if it's a colossal failure, that's that's still like I mean that is I think that's grammatically more interesting. To see if it's a successful, awesome game that fucking revitalizes that that type of space sim Yeah, I
mean not even not even revitalizes. I mean what they're promising is like way beyond the scope of any space m that's ever been made. Yeah. Yeah, if they pull that off to this insane extreme, If they pull it off, it sounds fucking incredible. But if they don't pull it off, the fireworks will be equally incredible. Like someone should write a book about Yeah. Yeah, what was that Battle Cruiser three thousand? Yeah, yeah, Derek Smart, Yeah, it was the thing with that, with that one,
don't say his name two more times. He'll post a comment on the podcast that that was similarly dramatically large. Yeah, I think i'd ever paid a who lot of attention to it. I mean I think wasn't that the pitch though? It was like, oh, you can command the starship but also like fly down to a planet and do stuff. It was supposed to be that, but then the team on it was too small. I don't
know what I mean. Also, though it out, but not in think you should play that game, you know that if you want to undertake this endeavor. I don't think anyone else are gonna stop you. I played that game one point. I remember much about it. I remember finding it incredibly confusing. I heard that, all right, so you're gonna table Star Citizen for a little bit longer. I mean, yeah, it's complex. I'd like to get a handle on it before I showed off. All right,
Well, it's great to get our weekly Drew update. Jeff. Hello, Hi, Hi, what happened while you were going? Uh? Tell us of your trip, tell us of your life. I was out and about for the weekend, is out of town, and then I flew back this morning. I had to wake up super early to try to get the airport, try to get back here in time to do this podcast, and the fight got to lay a bunch. So I just sat in the airport playing w W E Supercard. What's your best card? Uh, it's a Kofi
Kingston super Rare that I've leveled up pretty high my hole. Except for the Diva slot. My other cards are all super rares. Now, who's the Diva you get? I've got an aj Lee rare. Oh it was fully level, which wins most Diva matches. For some reason, Ava Marie is higher, is like a better card than AJ, which I think is a huge mistake. That game continues to be baffling. Putting more money into it,
I did. I bought another set of cards to get a you know, I like, I got a super rare j Usso and Cody Rhodes and no, no, that's justis with a face mask on. Oh wows yeah, you know pictures, hold pictures and then well I'll load it up and I'll tell you what the other card is. Oh, it's our truth. I got ar truth. Okay, I think I'm gonna start playing that game.
I see people tweeting about it and stuff, and like, I know, it doesn't seem like there's much of the game there, but you know, and like I had hours to kill at the airport and I was frustrated and didn't have the mental focus to actually play a real video game, and w WB Supercard fits the needs there perfectly. Like I don't have them. I just don't have it to play something legit. I'm stuck somewhere for a length of time. I can tap on these fucking wrestler faces for hours if
I have to. But that thing is a horrible battery drain for something that's just a shitty card game. Wow. By nine am, my battery was dead playing on the phone or the tablet. On the phone, I don't know. Can I play against you if I downloaded? Or is it all right? No, there's no, there's no multiplayer. You play against other people's real decks, but not against them, so and the AI is shit.
So it's so it's like a ghost racer type thing where it's like you're not playing against someone, but here's their things, here's their cards, and here's how they've leveled them and that sort of stuff, but you're not really playing against them, which seems like I don't it's it's kind of bad. I have a piece of advice for you. Don't play that game. I mean, I kind of need that dumb thing on my phone to just tap
every once in a while. A lot of like, if you just need a dumb thing to fucking do on a phone, you could do a lot worse than like sitting there hoping that you eventually get the super rare Vince mcman card because it has a really high charisma. Of course, a fucking course it does vets. Yeah, wow, it sounds better than swing copters. I've been playing that it's better than swing Copters. I got to eight. I got to eight and swing copters I'm at seven, So are you really
coming for you? The leaderboards don't work. I keep trying to look, and I had of you on Game Center and just says I'm the only person in the world playing this game. Well, it tracks your score separately between devices, No, even on iPad and iPhone. I can't see it because I just got the seven this morning. I don't know. Yeah, the leaderboards might just be busting. They patched the game, which might have cleared the leaderboards. I don't know, maybe patched it, saying there was a
difficulty tuning. I don't know what change. The only difference I saw is that the distance between the ground where you start and the first set of hammers no is a lot longer. Now did they speed up like start up the copter I have. I can't tell any other difference. I don't know. It still feels like it controls the same bad game. It's a bad game, yeah, Supercar Okay, I don't know about that. It's it's a better game. I don't know if I agree with that, that's agree and
disagree. I tap on Cody Rhodes and then his little card dances to life and then performs a wrestling move on another little card, and then the card who loses explodes. All right, I'm more interested now, and then your batteries dead. You go, Well, these cards cards did dance around a lot. That sounds incredible. What else have you? Did you have time to play anything else? No? No, you know, I like I left for the airport immediately following the show on Friday, and then got back
here on a delayed flight and drove right to the office. So sure, so I've been away from from steps, you know, before you left. Oh you know what, Actually I did play a little bit of Infamous First Light. That's what I was going to bring up. I watched you play a hair of that. All a bit of a blur at this, but yes, I did play some of that. Uh yeah, I don't know. I I liked Fetch in the main game. Yeah, I thought from what I saw, I don't know if it felt like they compartmentalized the character's
lot in that game. It's like whatever set of powers you have, the corresponding character was prominent at that time, right, and then they disappear. I never finished the game, So I don't know if she came back into it, but not so much from what I saw of her. Right, if this is set years before, it's her inside the prison, kind of detailing her story to the you know, the lady bad guy, the head of the dup, whatever her name is. Does it touch on didn't she
have some magic boyfriend. That's something terrible happened and now she said? Or remember there the whole thing. It's it's her brother, brother, Oh brother, Okay, So the game pretty much opens with you know what is I probably presumed the death of her brother, and it kind of goes from there. So, you know, you get your Neon powers pretty quickly. It's got a like a reduced subset of the upgrade system from the main game.
It has some side activities, but some of them were just like race around the city to collect these Neon elements, and I was just like, I don't want to no, no, no no. That game was so bad at giving you for an open world game, It was so bad at giving you interesting things to travel around and do it. It was like Neon running up buildings and flying around and dashing, but like graffiti was dumb. So
this has graffiti in it. It's a little bit different. But shake the controller and you don't shake it. Oh wow, Okay, that's the difference. I kind of like that it made a little sound, I know.
Yeah. And then it's kind of intercut with these arena like a battle mode thing where you can just go do arena fights, which that's not Yeah, that that seemed like it's like you do one as like remember, you can come back here anytime, and we got leader boards and and you can you know, earn upgrade points here by completing these challenges and throughom like no thank
you. That is not like I really liked Infamous Second Son, uh, despite you know, some of the side elements not being fantastic, like there was just enough to the game and and you know, like I liked taking over the the like you know, go beating up the trucks and taking over parts of the city and stuff like that. And this still has the percentages
and little stuff like that. But the side elements are you know, granted it's like from the first hour, so yeah, but but I get the impression that it has laid out the side content and it will just be duplicated across the districts like it was previously. Sure, uh and and I think that stuff seems kind of weak as it was in the original game. I think it seems weaker. I think I think it's it's like it doesn't represent a a learning on the part of the developers of it meaning more exciting side
content. It's like the graffiti is kind of not as good as it was because there's there's no h it doesn't seem like there's any kind of good evil system in there. So it's not like you're getting like, here's the evil graffiti, here's the good graffiti. It's just like here's the graffiti on it. Yeah, well, you know you've got a character that has to end up in a certain place. Yeah, it's that's true. That's definitely true. Neon powers at least, or is it the same stuff. It's seems
like it's the same stuff. You know, you get an air dash, you get a you know, the type of movement powers you would expect, you get the hover. You has to start with it, and you know, it's like rapid fire Neon bolts. And the thing they do is the they randomize the weak points on enemies, so you every time you go into zoom mode. I can't remember if if second son does this with the neon power or not, but you know it'll be their head, or it'll be
one of their legs or one of their arms. Yeah, it didn't random random. Ye, it's random in this so you know it kind of just forces you to aim differently on every single target if that's your thing, or you can just run up and punch them. Uh, yeah, I don't know, it's I I yeah, So, like I was set to really enjoy this because I thought their logo was awesome, which goes a long way.
I thought Fetch was a good character. I'm a sucker for like drug addict stories and video games for whatever reason, because they just they don't do it a lot. And I liked the previous game a lot, but I just I don't know this one. The first impression was was largely negative, just like looking at the structure of it and looking at the like, oh, there's like a lot of battle arenas, and some of them you get
access to if you have a save for Infamous Too. It's the one that's like seems like it has Delson and it maybe, but you know, it's barely been six months since that game. Came out, so I would I wouldn't say I expected a lot of substantive changes to the and then like the week before the frame came out, they laid off large chunks of it. Was also that, but but you know, like I can just kind of assume that this would basically be more of the same, with more of a
focus on the neon powers. I wish it was that. I mean, it feels like it's not enough, Like it doesn't feel as good as the content in the full game. That's a shame so far. Anyway, this is the second time they've done this. This is a standalone thing. It's not an add on that zombie thing. For I really liked that thing. I mean, it was pretty it was interesting. They gave like they came
over for one thing. They came up with like a whole new set of powers for the character, like you could straight up fly right and just the like faux New Orleans setting was really cool. Yeah, it was. I mean it played into the HALLOWEENI and like vampire kind of motif really well. I will record a quick look of it at some point so I will play more of it. I'm kind of I am I am a little curious to kind of see if there's any more to it, but it seems like it
kind of laid itself out up front. The story sets itself up. You're introducing new characters, and then go, you can kill me in that game. I'm like thirty percent of the Russian mobsters. They scanned my face and everything. So whenever you're going to kill those dudes, like, it's usually me, and I wonder, like in this in this add on, specifically, in a second sent, I wrote the cover story for Yeah, no, I know I've seen I saw your pedestrian face in the main game.
I just wonder because like the main enemy is basically like the Russian mobs. Oh really, than, I bet I'm all over that then maybe Yeah, people send me screen caps and stuff of my face on posters is like political can it's I'm all over that game, weird. I hope they're all right. You know now that they're part of Sony, Yeah, you know, big staff reduction after project ships, part of a giant corporate machine. Now hopefully they'll staff back up and do something cool. Yeah, hopefully that does
something cool. Yes, yeah, I guess we will see. So that's it. Yeah, Yeah, That's that's pretty much it, all right. I haven't really been been touching too much else all right lately, cool weirdly just want to keep playing Diablo. Yeah, I can identify with that. Yeah, I'm gonna do some more of that. I don't think we all are. Are you gonna get it on the Xbox Drew, I don't know, yeah, I don't know. Think about the digital stuff, is it?
It's all full price? Yes, so much better just to digital all the time, and the way to go we have you know, that might come back up in emails. Let's sit on that topic. I haven't really played anything that I wasn't already plane yeah, or hasn't already been discussed. We had our our second set of recreational matches this weekend and went considerably better
than the first. Good. Still in the loser's bracket. Yeah, Although, like it's weird to see discussion on forums and stuff about this tournament, like people only looking at results as like some kind of indicator of like how good the teams are or whatever do you expect? I guess it's all about who wins and loses, right, competition, right, But like you didn't have any kind of pre filtering mechanism, Like teams just got matched up with
each other. So the team we lost to upfront is looking like the probably the favorite to win the whole thing, you know. So you know, obviously different teams have different strength to them, and that's self to shake out over time. But I'm feeling okay as we continue our novisque rise through the lower bracket. Yeah, see how it goes. I guess that's it. I'll just keep playing swing copters. Jesus. We'll talk about video game news,
although this is kind of tangentially related to video games. Remember when Twitch was gonna get bought. Yeah, the Google rolled out on which Twitch dot Television was up for sale. Yeah to Google. Uh huh, Twitch dot tv you got bought. Yeah, no, that's happened months ago. Google picked him up, not by Google. Amazon bought Twitch tv. Yep. I know. This is the first anyvode stream from my fire phone. Uh. You know. There's not a whole lot of information from either party at
the moment. It's like a quote, there's quotes from the tops of both companies. Rather, it's like, we're proud to twitches Inshane value were like Twitch, we obsess over customers and like to think differently, and we look forward to learning from the obsess over customers as to Twitch to deliver an Xbox in seven hours. No, no, no, not Amazon, Amazon. I have zero problem with visas. Yes, but he's talking about Twitch. Yeah, ok, yes, how Twitch obsesses over customers, I don't know,
but just watch playroom streams all the time. But he thinks they do enough that they were willing to pay nine hundred and seventy million dollars. Yeah, okay for this operation. Yeah. It's you know, it's hard to say what's going to happen from here. It's interesting that they well, I guess this is kind of a larger Twitch issue, but like he focuses in that those talking points about how Twitch is a video game streaming service. Yeah, and it builds itself as that, but like it's a it's a video
streaming service. No, so they that is from a policy perspective, they shut down streams that are not games. Really, yeah, that is part of the switch to Twitch, the dropping of Justin TV as a part of that. They if you are not playing games, they don't want you. Really, when did that happen? That was a while? It goes last year. Sometimes, Oh I completely missed that. I think even before that
they frowned on it. Yeah, yeah, always. But like you know, the stuff we do, you know, like you know, half of some of our Lives shows are shots of us on a couch. But there's enough video game stuff in there. Yeah, I don't know. I mean that, I think you know that stuff is fine. Yeah, you know they play fast and loose with it as required. But yeah, if it's if you're just like not playing games and just doing stuff, I think they will eventually shut you off. Wow, I guess YouTube is a live stream
thing now it is. Yeah, that's kind of failed and really do much. But I mean, you know what you looking at this deal like you have to wonder what the long game is for this, you know, like it hand Microsoft buying Skype, I think so or eBay. I feel like not Microsoft. When eBay bought Skype, that made no sense, right that happened. Yeah, now this this makes way more sense than that because you know, Amazon already has a massive interest in video on demand and that kind
of thing. Yeah, you know, I've got a huge infrastructure for video programming of different types, you know, like who knows, like specifically what the strategic value of this thing is, but you would assume they have some kind of plan to tie this into their existing entertainment offerings Twitch. Maybe I don't know. I don't know, I don't know what that ends up being.
You know, I don't think there's there's like natural stuff you could do, like, you know, just from just a nuts and bolts level that's like small potatoes or whatever, but you know, just stuff like oh, when you are streaming a game on Twitch, the link to buy that game on Amazon is right there. Yeah, you know, like like that sort of just like baseline integration stuff that you almost want to not do because it is so obvious, but you know, like like bigger picture like yeah,
I don't think they fit together really well. Yeah, which is maybe why you buy them, because it's something that Amazon doesn't do any of, right, Like you can't live stream through Amazon, but with this, they get, you know, a platform that already does that. Granted it's focused on video games, but Amazon has been at least pretending to be interested in video
games for a bit here. Sure. I mean, obviously we don't have insight into their financials, but like I never thought that Twitch itself was like profitable enough as a venture to be attractive for that reason, right, Yeah, well it's got to be more of a strategic type thing. Yeah. I mean they're a bulk. You know, they're they're they're a bulk.
I mean the thing, you know, you have tons of people running streams, but you know if like two people are watching it and it's like a guy in his underwear playing a video game, like, you know, what do you what ads do you sell on that? But they were okay, yams. Yeah, I mean I guess Amazon carries everything, so at some
point, why not sitting on Yeah? Yeah, but you know then they also carry these huge streams where that's probably where they make it up, is you know, these are these huge, highly lucrative or more lucrative like esports broadcasts and that sort of stuff. I don't know, sure, yeah, I don't know. Twitch is a weird thing. It always was. It's just one of those things where it's like you're just selling pre roll ads and mid roll ads on live stream videos because no one watches the archives buy and
large. That's why they felt justified and shutting it down or or you know, stripping it way way down. So it's compared to what it was because it's just not what they're good at and not not what they're focused on. Maybe Amazon gives them that because Amazon delivers video. Maybe Amazon doesn't one hundred percent know yet, you know, yeah, maybe at some point it's just like maybe just the balance sheet looks good and you're like, we have the
money to do this. I'm sure it makes sense on some level. Google wants it, so it's probably worth getting, right, you know, I don't know, Yeah, you know that kind of thing. I mean, obviously, live streaming video, live delivery of video content on the Internet is something people want. Yeah, even if nobody knows exactly what the endgame is for you yet, right right, You just wonder like how custom does the
solution need to be to live stream video on the internet. You know, we did it for years and years before there was Twitch, and you know there's no shortage of ways to live stream stuff on the Internet. Now it gets easier all the time. It's just a matter of like can you scale it? Can you can you make it a business? Or is it just like a weird custom solution. You're like, go to Akamne and do that
deal or whatever. If nothing else I thought I was. I was kind of pleased by the news purely for the fact that every major video service on the Internet is not ending up in the hands of the same company. Sure. Yeah, Like if you know Google, Google has to buy hit Box now, yeah, maybe I've stream dot Com I don't. Probably good spread stuff around them still out there. Streams probably the biggest, and they've got a bigger overseas presence, I think than Twitch probably, that's my understanding.
So yeah, who knows where the stuff will go, you know. Yeah, time will tell. I can't imagine there will be any radical shifts in the short term. Yeah, but it's one of the things where it's like now that Twitch definitely like is guaranteed to have money. Uh you know that you could see a scenario where the companies that want to get theirs might come out of the woodwork now yeah and be like, hey, it's you're streaming our content, don't And then maybe at that point they say, also,
we're selling your your content right alongside this stream of it. It's an ad for your content. Fuck you. Amazon is actually big enough to make that argument and have it sticks. Sure, it could actually be good for streamers in the long run, if they if they fight that fight, we'll just see and we'll see how much they mess with the formula that they've got.
Now, I don't know, I like amahol, I do. I mean it it's as a as a retail vendor, they're incredible, Like I mean, I'm sure drooping a test of that pretty good in order to and receive the video game console in the same day. Obviously not everybody has that luxury at the moment, but you know, that's an extreme example. But I don't know if a robot and the flying robot, yeah, okay, something
to aspire to. But I mean I saw some people grassing on Twitter about like what Amazon has done with Comicology after they bought them out and made some kind of crappy changes there. I remember thinking, like Amazon bought woot dot com way back when, did they? Yeah? No, shore, yeah,
a long time ago. I did not know that, and went on and on like seemingly unchanged for a long time except for like, you know, an Amazon copyright at the bottom, and I was like, wow, yeah, they're like totally a good natured company that's gonna let cool things they acquire continue to do the same thing. It's not the same, but no,
no, that's so that's where the story is going. I don't know if you saw the guy or the people who founded woot have gotten out of there and founded a new site that is effectively woot really and the first like complete with the like really well written, pithy product descriptions every day, and
the first one was I forget what the product was. I think it was like a refurbished rumba or something, of course, but it was really of course it was, but it was this really fucking pointed criticism of I mean, like without naming names of Amazon coming in and taking them over and fucking up what they did. Uh, Like it was super obvious what they were. My problem with wood it seems like there's a wood off every fucking goddamn week. Are they still doing that? Though? Yeah, I stopped keeping
up. I still get wood emails. I don't know why. Today it's a TV, but I feel like, you know, like once a week, once every two weeks, the woodoff siren is in my inbox and I'm just like, this isn't you can't. No, Yeah, it's gotta be special, It's gotta be special. The fuck is wood oh Man gets out. It's yeah, it was probably too young. It's a fun batch of internet. Basically, like they just they would offer a product for twenty four
hours. They only offered one product, and it was usually like refurbished or something they would typically get a good deal on almost always or if always a limited quantity. So yeah, so but it would be like you know, hey, we got hard drives today, and then you you know, you'd go back in midnight and be like we got fans. Yeah, but if the prices were amazing. So it wasn't all tech stuff mostly tech stuff. They were techie fans. I got I got it. I bought a fan.
I bought one of those fucking fan the motionless weird Styson fans. It was a fan recently, if it was if it was a fan, it's guaranteed that it would be like a USB powered fan or you know, yeah, dispense the smell of and then truly yeah yeah right, and then randomly they would be all of a sudden they be like it's a wood off. And basically they would have things that they had like super limited quantities of and then they normally if they ran out an item, you just can't be able.
You went to the site and it was useless. You'd come back the next day just look at the item you wish you could during a wood off, they're like, all right, that item's done. Here's the next fucking thing. Fuck you. And it was just like we just plow through stuff and then you would eventually get the bag of crap where they just like you pay a fee for the bag of cracks. Dollar, don't know what it
is. Dollar. Yeah, And I've never fucking gone everyone because the site always crashed every time the bag of crap came up, because it's just variably like one person who got the back of crap, would you know find that it was like it's a fucking television that was and all this other cool that was. That was the legendary. That was the legendary story was yeah, because you didn't know that something was the bag of crap would be something amazing,
but it's only one of them. It's like, let's make a deal, like a dollar you might get like, I don't know, it's an USB stick. Most people said it's like, yeah, it was a bag of like I got a bag of pencil erasers or something like that. But then one person who paid the one dollar got like a seventy inch TV. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, but I've never managed to success successfully buy a bag. Had a bag of crap in my cart once, but it always died when the bag of crap came up. But they still do this.
I don't know if they do the bag anymore. I haven't seen that. They haven't seen the bag in a long time. But I mean the site still exists. They've built a bunch of other like subsites around it. Yeah, there's like there's like T shirt there's a T shirt site like a site basically, and there's like a one that does wine, yeah, like daily wine, like wine wine, bottle of wine. Nope, I need to find out. I can't remember the name of their new site. It's
a similar nonsense word. Okay, that's exciting. And it looks it looks like Woot with a different color like original Woot, just really bare stripped down web design, just a picture of a product, a price, and like a paragraph of text. I'll buy that. Yeah, I need. I need to start keeping keeping an eye on that site. I've bought. I've gotten some amazing deals on some really good stuff from woot. I also bought a whole lot of garbage. Yeah, I bought a ton of fucking trash.
I bought a what it's I bought the rumba that's for wet for solids a. The rumbas that washed floors is a vacuum. That's a vacuum. What's the other one? Scuba? Yeah, I bought a scuba and then never did anything with it. It showed up and I'm like, okay, well now I can do this, but there's too much stuff in this room for even a robot to handle it. So I'm not even gonna build it. I don't know. Remember that thing I bought that was a little plug
in for the Xbox three sixty controller. It was battery operated. It plugged into the chat headset. Oh yeah, the voice changer thing jack. Yeah, so it would let you like modulate your voice with these stupid like robot voices and stuff. Yeah, but it also let you It also lets you record a short sample and at the touch of a button, it would play that sample through the mic input. So it was the most fun thing in the world. So I went. It was a night It was a nightmare.
I went and held it up to a speaker and recorded the solo, like ten seconds of the solo from Crazy Train into it, and like I was playing man playing like Hall of Duty, and like whenever I would get a kill, I would just hit the button and like play that. It's amazing. It's like twenty bucks. That was something that I had never seen anywhere, but on woot. Oh what a dumb sight. That was fun. That was That was It was always a fun day around the office when
wood offf happened. Yeah, work stopped. Yeah. Yes, it was very difficult to get things done because everybody was She always knew who was cool by who was talking about the wood off on Facebook or somewhere head boom, Yeah, we'll talk about wood off now sometimes. Oh yeah, I'll find that site. We should should check that out, man anyway twitch huh Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it seems like something that could be Okay,
we will see. I feel like the Google stuff, like you know, what Google would do to that site seems like an inevitable like worsening of that product. I think. So even if it, you know, got them to a point where like oh well archives are automatically tied to YouTube and blah, blah blah. Like just the nature of how they handle video and the modestation thereof just seems like it would it would not be good. Yeah,
that's possible the long term. The like a few hours before they confirmed the sale, the Wall Street Journal had reported this and they mentioned the Google stuff, like apparently Google had you know, a big surprise they're all in the Bay area. Yeah, Google had talks Twitch about acquiring them. That I guess that, you know they I think cooled was the word they used on the talks yea early on. So who knows what that means for them?
You know, I wonder if that means they like redouble their efforts on the YouTube live offering, or or maybe it's just I mean, maybe it's just not a business that's actually worth getting into. And the way that twitches sure, you know, like what are you getting a piece of at that point? Like you go compete with them on video game stuff? Are you just gonna build a general purpose live streamer which they have? Yeah, yeah, that's fair, all right. Who is our resident Nintendo fan? I asked,
I ask this knowing the answer to this question. That's me. I'm glad you're here because we need somebody in this office that like Smash Brothers. Yeah, it's great, great game. All right, I'm glad he's here. Sure now, now we don't have to act like we want to play Smash Brothers anymore. I will be bad at some Smash Brothers. Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't hate it. You know, I really enjoyed the first If you need me for a quick look, I'll gladly sit down
and play some Smash Brothers. I just can't get excited about it, that's all. I can't play it. Yeah, it's just pure silly fun. What do you mean you can't play it. I'm just bad, bad at it. Yeah, it's okay, you could be bad at Yeah, I'm great at it. I'm not very good at it. It's just fun. Well, Dan, have you seen this giant Smash Brothers leak that seems to have occurred? I did, and I'm pretty happy about one part in particular. All right, duck Dog. Yeah, okay, you know, what
do you say? Knuckles? Oh? I don't care, right knuckles it, I don't know. I just end up duck hun Dogs great, that awesome. I also like the duck Hunting Dog, although Dog from Duck h I hadn't heard that. That's great, although you gotta think about like what his attacks are going to be, Like, I assume one of them is going to be just the ans zapper dog with a gun. Just yeah, that's an item pick up is Yeah, do any of the characters have just
like guns by default? Star Fox you can kind of shoot lightning or whatever. This Fox and Falco just have straight up space I guess yeah, I guess fucking Mario just shoots fireballs. Huh yeah. Yeah, the Lenk's got a bone arrow. I mean they have projectiles for sure. Oh wait, no, the zapper is is the zapper in there or is it the is it's more of a space gun thing. They've got the superscope super Yeah,
that's the thing. I don't think they have the zappers. Yeah yeah, Well the zapper is only good if this sound it makes when it shoots. Is that? Fuck a the really fucking weird metal noise spring of the actual spring on the actual trigger getting pulled. Also, the assets imply that the ducks will also be involved, Like did he just throw duck corpses character? It'd be great. The character is the dog, but it looks like ducks will kind of swoop in and help with attacks. What if he threw clay
pigeons? Oh my god, it's not there, you go. Yeah, they never co mingled in the Nis game. But now finally, maybe it was him throwing him from off screen. A dog can't fucking work one of those fucking things, that dog. You know, the time's got to be the laugh. I wonder if they will work the laugh into an attack somehow. I'm just I'm a little disappointed that the dog appears to be like fully modeled in three D and not just I would prefer it was just like the
sprite from the original or something. That's what I liked about Gaming one. There are very few frames too. I mean, you know, you would animate it like you would have to animate it in three D somehow, But like stylistically, I sort of wish it was that. Well, that's what they do with mister Gamin watched. I mean, they just he's a flat dude that just like throws bacon atgec. Yeah, they kind of already made that joke, I guess, right. Yeah, Yeah, that's fair.
Other new characters in this, I mean, you know, and again this is all alleged. This has not been confirmed. It looks pretty any idea where this stuff leaked out of. It was just like a website up on for Chaine. They think it was from someone with the Nintendo because it's got this thing in the corner that indicates it was for the ESRB, like that build was for the SRB to raid or whatever. So it's probably from somewhere within Nintendo. So who knows. H Well, it's still rumored though,
Yeah, true, true or not. Other characters in this league are Shulk from Zeno Blade whatever. Any fans of shoulders, Yeah, there we go. Let me hear it, Shure, I fucking love Smash. You can tell him serious because I call it Smash Bowser Junior or anybody. Yeah, he's great. Why guys, he's He paints a scary mouth on his handkerchief to make him look scared. What if? What if I told you he was complete with clown car even better? Because the clown car is great.
It's been a great thing ever since Mario World. It's it's an awesome that is They are talking about the flying thing, right, Yeah, the one with the clown face, the propeller on the bottom. What are they? Why does everybody keep calling it a car. What else are you gonna call it? I don't know. The cracks, it's not really the cloud craft. Maybe that would work. Yeah, he'll have moves of this magic paint copter. I mean it's not purely a helicopter, propeller and a propeller.
Yeah, hopefully he'll have his paintbrush from his debut in the stunning Mario Sunshine. What he debuted in then he was he painted Steven caused trouble around Delphino Island iled Delphino. Maybe that's why I don't like Bowser Jr. Oh he's great, and it's better than taking up seven fucking slots with couplings like Mario Kart, which is great. I mean that game's amazing, but like, yeah, get some variety there. Yeah, stuff, stuff appears to keep
to be continuing to leak out. On this stuff, I'm having a hard time even keeping up with everything in your characters. No, that was it for for well. I mean there are returning characters that are also rumored, like rob Robots, but I mean they've been in previous games, you know, it's just like they haven't been revealed or confirmed yet for this one. But still no Walloway probably a safe bet that they'll be back. Yeah,
he's not. He doesn't really exist. He still doesn't have his own game, and he still has not been been in any game that does not have like a large roster, like like you pick characters from. No, it's always Mario Tennis or party or golf for soccer. It's never like he doesn't just show up as a Carre's never like a mid boss in No, No, No, So we don't actually know what he's like. He's not even
like three D where we know what he's like. Tell you what, Watch the amazing like ten minute opening to Mario Power Tennis on the GameCube and you'll know exactly what will Luigi and Warrio were all about. While Luigi paints eyeballs over poster Luigi and then mocks him by calling a mister eyeballs. Take that, mister eyeballs. It's great, it's great, sounds great to me. That intros. Seriously, everyone YouTube of the Mario Power Tennis GameCube intro.
It's the best. For as much as I love Warrio, I hate while Luigi an equal and opposite amount, because Warrio is perfect. What's cool? He's cool? Cool? Are they are they like matter and anti matter. They're the same damn thing because Lank you're and cool. It was more like one of them was a shitty carbon copy of a concept that came up with On They came up with Warrio. It broke the mold man. There was nothing left to Doluigi has an upside down el on his hat. If Luigi
and Wall Luigi collide to they annihilate each other. No, they team up and the Wah Brothers will take over mar Luigi have no guess it makes sense. Sounds like Wall Luigi is as fucking sad and needless as Luigi is. So I've never seen with a frown. He's always having a good time. He's not sad. Luigi's someone invited him somewhere because he so he knows he's useless. Luigi's the sad sack. Thank god. The roster of this game is so big that they need more people like me and Luigi is Colleen into
a two that was that Transylvanian A fucking vampires. I played that game, all right, Look I didn't I didn't want to say it, but I am working with Brownie Brown and we are working on a willowi of Vampire count will Luigi. It's coming to unannounced platforms. I look forward to it. I like I said, I can't even get all these leaks straight because they're coming Fast and Furious. But I saw wait, Fast and Furious, it's
gonna be a smash brothers. Yep, you got me. This is where I would make a joke about a character name from Fast and Furious if I've ever seen any of those movies. The Rock. Yeah, the Rock, that's the important No, but the character names the Rocky. I think he's just the Rock. He's just he's just the Rock. Is that's the only character you need? Okay, he's in there, great, Yeah, man, he's even when the matters, he just eats snacks and just throws snacks
of people. There's some stuff floating around today implying there's gonna be some kind of spectator mode. Yeah, that makes sense, But I don't think there's a lot of details or clarity about that as yet. I mean, some of the features that they've been talking about have been just things that try to make it more appropriate for a competitive environment. I mean, if they're they go further done that road, then that's sensible. Obviously people really care about
playing this game. Seriously. I mean, they're out of their minds. They're like, you know, like whatever GameCube controller chapters and all some stuff, like you know, they're going for it. I guess good on them for that. Like they're they're making a game for that fan base. They are embracing the competitive nature of this game instead of just like Nintendo normally just seems like so oblivious to shit like that, ye that you just go like why, Yeah, I actually like this. This all is a little out
of character for them. Let me throw this out there. About three or four years ago, I've mentioned this before. I set the Guinness World Record for the longest fighting game marathon by playing Smash Brothers Brawl on the Wii for fighting game. Yeah, I feel like, like, you know, like longest party game or something. They count of this fighting Okay, it has since been taken from me. I do not hold that Guinness World Record anymore.
So I get my Mario marathon one. Uh, probably be a pretty hard sell to get you guys to play the sixty two hours or whatever required of Smash Brothers on we you when it comes out to set another Guinness World record. No, I'm not gonna do that, not even a little bit. Don't you like to start hallucinating at that point? It's bad, It's it's real bad. If you want to do a two hour live stream where we play Smash Brothers, I did fifty hour live stream of playing Mario games.
That's the one I still have is fifty straight hours of play Mario games at thirty ideas. But there are rules to these types of marathons, right, Like you have to sleep X number of times. Oh no, no, no, there's no rules about sleeping at all. I mean it's but it's like you can take a break. There are breaks built in, yeah, to pee and stuff. But it's a pain in the ass because like for every consecutive hour you play, if you play a sixty minute chunk,
you can take a ten minute break. And so you have to have two witnesses at all times watching you do this. Plus we had a Guinness a juncticator I think it's what they call him, fly out to monitor this. So for fifty hours, yeah, yeah, sure, you have to have friends or whoever willing to sit in in person and take notes on like when
you're sixty minutes is up and count your break minutes and stuff. So it's it's kind of easy to convince, you know, three crazy friends like hey, let's get these Guinness World records and live stream and it will be great. But then you have to convince people to like sit down for like eight hour chunks in the middle of the night to like take notes, and then they don't get the glory or anything of against world record. That's the hardest
part of doing one of these marathons. Playing Mario games for fifty hours that was fun as hell. So yeah, it's hard to put those together for sure, but I would totally do it again. Well, we look forward to it. Just me by myself and let us know exactly and just lay it out on that couch with a blanket over you. Just let us know when you got a date line up and we'll we'll stay home that week. Yeah, you guys can come in, no jump in, and I'll be
the only one getting the record. It sounds like you got it covered. Yeah, yeah, that's in fact. You know, the sooner you can get this going, the better I consider doing it. Let's start next week. I'm not committing to anything, man, some stuff got hacked over the weekend. Yeah, do you hear about this? Yeah, a little bit. I don't know that anybody really knows what the impetus was for this or how it came about, but yeah, battle that got taken down. League
of Legends was taken down. PlayStation network was down all day Sunday. It seemed like Steam, like the story and catagram I'm looking at doesn't mention it, but I word around the word on the Doda Street was the Steam had also been affected by this a dock Doda Street. Ye. And then I don't know about Xbox Live. I didn't think Xbox Live. I saw someone claiming that there was an Xbox Live out it that people were taking basically just
a massive DDoS. I frosted. I think the thing with this stuff is is like, once you build your bott net, might as well use it. I guess you know, at some point you're like, well we got that, somebody got bored. What else are we gonna do? Yeah?
All these Russian computers? Yeah, yeah, like if you're gonna have a fun bought net weekend of dropping sites like I feel like that's that's typically how some of that well not all the time, but that's that's how that stuff often goes as people just go like on Twitter, like, what do you want us to drop next? Yeah, all right, we'll okay, we'll do it if there's no charity streams running that weekend, and yeah, turn
your attention to the usual suspects. Sure, yeah, it's unfortunate, but I mean my understanding is there's not a whole lot that they can do about it, right, you know, the Internet is built on stuff that wasn't necessarily designed to take that type of overflow of traffic. And mind, sure, you know it's it's it's not. The point is, though, it's not a security issue. It's not like right, no, it's not like the twenty eleven is getting spit out there. It's not even twenty ten PSN
outage whatever year that was. I don't know. It's not that though. I don't think it was a vulnerability thing, although you could make the argument that you know, being down all day, that's what's happened. Ye that any any outage, like any anyone, if if a user, if if if people out there are able to cause an outage, that's a vulnerability. Maybe not a security sense, but you know that the network is not resistant
to that type of attack. But at a certain point, I guess the length of the outage or the kind of sure immediacy of your response is what is what matters at that point. So having the entire network down the entire day kind of unfortunate. Yeah, although they did. They had scheduled maintenance that they have now pushed back, which I think was supposed to take place this week. Yeah, Monday, supposed to be Monday. I hope they get passed that. I hope they get passed the need to take their giant
video game network down. It's kind of ridiculous. What do they do Steam maintenance That's a weekly, isn't it. Uh No, I think it's more sporadic than that. Yeah, okay, to be fair, they do it too, but like I don't remember Xbox Live ever having yeah, like scheduled, like especially during the daytime when the most people are gonna be using it. You know, yep, do your maintenance overnight if you have to. But you know, yeah, what I know. I'm no network engineer,
No you are not. But let's hope this stuff doesn't happen again. Os guys like to sleep too anytime soon? Yeah, I know, it doesn't mean they should get to uh, well, one thing on the PlayStation network that's going down and never coming back, PlayStation Home. No, I'll give I'll give you a minute. What about the T shirts I bought? What about my room with the couch? I have a couch. I think it will persist in North America for the time being. Oh thank god? Ok?
Yeah, all right, Wait a minute. What about my Japanese account that's where I do all my best homing. I've got bad news for you. You've got found seven months. I'll give you another minute. I never thought this day would come. March twenty fifteen. Yeah, Home is going offline in Japan. Yeah, sure, so, I mean, you know, make your peace. I remember at one point being like convinced that like, oh, well, of course they'll port PlayStation Nome to PS four.
It makes money for them. Why wouldn't they do it? Like, oh, wait, has that ever been confirmed? It's not just something we heard around. It's it's you know, I'm not gonna sit here and say that we've seen the books. Yeah, like we didn't check the receipts on it. But it's one of those kind of quiet things of just like no, it's yeah, it's I mean I guess you couldn't. You could infer from the fact that they left it running for like what six years, but it
was doing Okay. Have any of you ever met a single person that uses that met someone in person up outside of a one time novelty like, oh, I looked at it. It was weird. I've known people who worked on it, Okay. No, I mean people that like are fans of Home and no. We you know, Patrick has done a series of stories on Home over the years and reached out and interviewed people and stuff like that. But in terms of actual just in the wild, No, I just
love PlayStation Home. Hell no, no, absolutely not Second life people, yeah, exactly, they theoretically exist. Second life stile thing. You've never met a second either. I don't know if Second life is a thing in the way that it used to be a thing, like where people were earning a living making shoes. But it's a good documentary about second life, Real
Life two point zero the name of it. There are two documentaries. Is one that's just about people meeting online, and this one that's specifically about second life. I think Life two point zero might be the Second Life one, and the head of Linden Labs like this crazy face. Every time it comes on, You're like, oh, of course this is the guy that's see over the company making Second Life. You're a fucking nut job. Look at you, mann kind of job we're talking about it just like it's just crazy
eyes. You're like, dude, stop talking about this thing like it's like changing everything, Like no, this is no, it's changing everything for creepy people and shut ins. Dan, did every tell you I interviewed for Second Life? For them? What would you have been doing? I don't know, right out of college or maybe in college for internship. I can't remember, but they conducted the interview in Second Life. Oh my god, that's
not like on tape anywhere, right like that. Some of these documentaries, some of the Second Life And it's the amazing thing about it is it runs like shit, and you're like, dude, you're making a documentary on this thing. Get a better computer. And then I remember when Vinnie took a look at it and remember running like garbage then, which maybe just realize like, oh wait, it just runs like shit? Is it just like crappy sims? It's it's it's more like multiplayer Maya it's a little more. It's
a three D animation program. I'm going to make your own animations and your own stuff, and you can sell those things to other people for a currency, and in game currency that can be translated back out to dollars. I mean, that's that's where the cliche about like flying penises came from, because people made literal flying penises and had them like crash public events. Like at
one point Obama conducted an interview in Second Life. I want to say, wow, you kind of whatever he was playing it, it was just like, you know, people were asking him questions, he was answering when someone was you know, sitting on a fake couch or you know whatever it was. But I need Brad to elaborate on this, the flying penis thing. So I think it was a press conference that they held, wasn't it.
It was there. I can't remember the specifics, but it seemed like, you know, so there was a time where like people were convinced that Second Life was going to matter in a weird way, so brands would want to be associated with it. So it's like we're opening the first virtual Mercedes dealership inside Second Life, and you can come look at all the latest models and
hopefully that'll inspire people to go buy real Mercedes is. And so the reaction to a lot of stuff, like as the attention would get there, is that, you know, people would make it rain dicks. As there was news attention on Second Life. That's really they would try to ruin it by making it rain dicks. I knew you'd like that. That's super funny. Yeah, it's like the guy that's like the Russian Prime minister or whatever is doing the thing, and the guy the remote controlled dick. Yeah, and
he made a fly up. That's just that's the that's the purest humor possible, a super serious thing. And o there's a flying penis. Yeah, like here you go dicks. Yeah, distilled humor. Yeah, Like you know, Bruce Willis didn't interview in Second Life. People were DJs, and so it's it's a it's a it's a fuck man. Uh. Watched an episode of Law and Order SVU recently where a kidnapping took place in their cheesy facsimile of Second Life. So it was there, which yes, it was
called. It was called another universe. Yo universe. It's a really good shitty nay. Yeah, And then they went to the They went to the founder and CEO's house because they needed favors, like some database searches run. And he was this like spelt like model, handsome British guy in a like fancy suit of course, the giant wall of monitors showing like every player in the game, and he was like, let's do that. I'm gonna have to turn it from night today and we've never done that before, Like,
just do it, So we did it. That sounds really shop. Look that episode up. It's really dumb. I remember, really dumb. Dave Toyster. Yeah, made money in there in Second life, No, in there, Oh there dot com was a second life like uh he was selling skins that looked like the general Lee for Theault Dune Byby or something and made a bunch of money. I forget exactly what it was. Wow, what's her name? Assassin's Creed Raymond, Jade Raymond? Was it there back in
the day. That sounds vaguely familiar. It's because it's true. Yeah, Yeah, the truth can often sound familiar. And the Internet used to be weird. It still is, yeah, just in different ways. Yeah, kind of liked the old way it used to be weird. That's a little less malicious at times. Yes, but that's what I like about. It's something by that hard edged malice. Do you go like, all right, it's real. I don't know if I can. I don't know if I
can follow you on this one too? Real? Oh man? Remember that game that was unveiled at the Sony Conference at games Calm, The Vanishing of Ethan Carter, Yes, remember that one. It's the Astronaut's one, right, Yes, the developers. Yes, the developer is called the Astronauts. Yeah, they're former people can Fly, so former Bulletstorm developers. It's coming
out on the twenty fifth September. Yeah. And I bring that up mostly because I feel like it's one step closer to realizing this glorious future of games getting announced and then just released. That wasn't just announced the games, was it not? No? That had been announced long before every year and fucking whip a hammer and like an energy whip into the ground and make people pop up in the air and shoot him and yep, that's the one, and kick him on his spikes yep, and then call him the dick lips.
What was the what was the dick tits? No, I think they said dictits in that game. Yeah, there was a specific it was one of the trailers or something said it was that the one though. I feel like there was a certain slur in that game that really made the Browns. I don't think that was that was that was. That was definitely one of them. I feel like I remember them trying to prop it up as being edgier than it actually was. Oh yeah, that's yeah, that's but there's that
is exactly what they did. There's nothing edgy about that. That game was trying too hard for that. Like I like good like a good dick joke or usage that word or whatever, but like that game was just trying so hard to be like that where you know, yeah, and for mature Like I like the game play a lot. It was really good. It was a really cool game. Yeah, the humor just seemed a little lazy. Yep. Yeah, yeah, Okay, Well I may be wrong on this,
h I thought that was the first of that game. Adrian, he was the lead on bullet Storm. He's been tweeting about it for like I think at least over He was also there for Gears Judgment, right yeah, right before that came out. Or something like that. That was really interesting because I was on the cover story trip for that because we announced it with when I was a Game Informer, and it was right before Adrian and I want to say Rod left and they both just seemed kind of checked out during
that, and like it was right after that they both left. We're like, well, that was weird because like they were the main people that we were talking to about Gears Judgment, like we don't know, you can play it if you want. Yeah, we were asking Adrian questions and Adrian was supposed to be the lead of the multiplayer component of Judgment, and we'd be like, oh, so when you're this big snake guy, what can he do? And he's like, ask that guy. He probably knows. So
when they left, it's like, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, but yeah, they did both work on that. Well, anyway, it'll be cure or it'll be interesting to see. You know, these are the people who made Bold Storm and a Gears game and pain Killer. You know, they're making more of a kind of a quiet, reserved horror experience of some kinds. So that'll be out soon and that's kind of it. Yeah, for video game industry News, this week unless anybody else has anything they
want to bring to the four. I got an Xbox. Okay, we got an Xbox. They're breaking news here, drew scandalon owns an Xbox one. I wanted. I wanted to ask you more about that same day delivery, but I guess there's nothing else to say, right, Like you ordered it to showed up. Yeah, I mean I have Amazon Prime. Was it? It was just listed as an option along with like you know,
two days. I think it's one of the things where in San Francisco they are habit on certain items, okay, sort of like probably on fresh in some studies where you get groceries and stuff like that delivered same day. There's probably some warehouse. Yeah, they well know, they very specifically they bought a huge plot and built a warehouse in South San Francisco. Well there you go a year or two ago. Although the box said Nevada. Uh, who knows. Maybe they ship there in a box and it sits in that.
Yeah, that's still cool. I don't know if that's something they'll be able to extend to their in the entire country, but no, probably not, probably not. We were like Korea and real tiny. Yeah, I live in major city. I've thought about the rhetoric question. I was just asking the answer. It would have been quite clear. Sorry, butte Montana. All right, let's move on to the emails. All right, the emails, emails, emails. There you go, great, who's still playing
Ingress? I have it on my phone. I have it on my phone. It does not run properly on my phone. No, I was thinking about downloading it, and I can't get it on that Amazon phone because it's an Amazon phone and it doesn't have Google stuff. I guess you just have to go get another Android phone. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, okay, you know, I'll just you could just take off now if you really want to get that done. Yeah, cool, I take
of that. BombCast a giant bomb dot COM's the email BombCast at GiantBomb dot com. Maybe if I say it, I will, I will, I will imprint the memory developed, the mouth muscle memory of saying that phrase enough times, it'll just start coming out. Yeah, BombCast at GiantBomb dot com. That's how it works. Is the email address or you can send emails like this one subject line. A guy near my town died because he was
playing Ingress. What well, actually he died because he was stupid. But what happened is he was crazy addicted to the game to the point that he ran out of his house to capture a nearby portal before the other the other faction could. On his way to the portal, he ran blindly into the street and got hit by a bus. His mother wanted to sue Google, claiming her son died because the game was too addictive. It's too real. This happened over a year ago and I haven't heard anything since. So I
guess you didn't win yet or even sue in the first place. Also, this happened in Brazil, just so you know. So, yeah, I guess, and Ingress is a yeah, we shouldn't do that. It's risk public safety. I just I just deployed like five resonators. I'm downloading that. I'm right now. Yeah, are you taking over territory as we speak? It was on a blue spot. Yeah yeah. So if I start playing this, are we gonna have to like, you know, takes places
in the office or is this like each street corner as a portal? And this is kind of what you're like, Holy crap, what am I looking at I don't know. It looks like streets. I don't that's the inside of the matrix. Yeah, the hell is that? I don't know. I've heard some complaints that that game is hard to get in get into. At this point, I have no idea what's happened, well, not even mechanically, so much is like the strongholds are already so strong that it's kind
of hard to assail them. You know what I mean? Is that the case? I don't know. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me. The whole thing is just a fucking grid of bullshit and just tap on stuff and deploy resonators and then hack portals and then none of it means shit.
Uh. I've got another email here, which I probably won't actually read, from Zach and McHenry, Illinois, about a friend of his who was walking through a neighbor's yard trying to get to a specific portal or not maybe not even a neighbor, maybe he was in a random neighborhood, but he dropped his wallet in their backyard and they found it called the cops on him because they thought he was like peeping tom. So he got a visit from
the cops. So yeah, man Ingriss. Probably it's bringing people together. Probably pretty stupid. I can guarantee you as someone who has attempted to play it. Yeah, it's stupid. Should I just not download it? No? I mean do what you want to do, live your own life. But just no, it's stupid. Ingress or swing copters Ingress, Yeah, swing copters is less to play. Okay, that's fair. Luca asked from
shared in Indiana did they have a shared in there? The Sheridan shared the share aton in Sheridan, Oh, I think not forget it, although I'm a little freaked out here because he signed as email Lucas. But in the from Field, it says Guillermo, I'm not sure what to believe anyway, He asserts the Big Boss canonically invented Derito's Okay go on. Over the course of Peace Walker, Big Boss recruits engineers to make different gadgets for his use
on the field. Amongst the things, you can make our axe body, spray threritos, and of course mountain dew. At least in the Japanese version, they had generic names. Over here. I know the series is goofy, but this is one of my favorite dumb things. About it. Do you have a favorite stupid product placement in a video game. There's a lot in Metal Gear as far as like, yeah, he's got calorie maids.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds great. I always love like there's old Tony Hawk games to where like you would pause and it would just show like some stupid phone. That's like it just makes it your face was just like it's a T Mobile side kick. Yeah, I had a T Mobile
sidekick, and like I hated that it was in that game. And it's just if you ever go back, kind of a cool phone, you know, for that era, But that doesn't mean I want to look at and it's just gonna instantly date your game like anyone plays it at any point in the future to oh god, that's stupid phone. Yeah, that's pretty dumb. He had a keyboard on it. Yeah. Cell phone is a problem, like the most the most ubiquitous thing. Remember when we launched this site,
none of us had iPhones. Yeah, so we didn't remember. Remember all four of us went and got an iPhone day. Yeah, the day the iPhone three G came out, we all came into the office with our new mobile sidekick. Right up until that day, I had multiple sidekicks. I broke my sidekick three and went out and got another sidekick three, And then like two months later the iPhone came out. I was like, well, fuck it. That was right before E three that year, wasn't it.
Yeah. I feel like we went to E three like that weekend or the next weekend. It was just dead battery city is everyone out and bought iPhones. But and then took him to E three and realized this doesn't work for ship. Yeah. But I also remember driving around in that minivan we'd rented with the maps app losing our fucking minds. That was pretty good that we could navigate with the thing, And oh man, that was so awesome. Even iPhones used to be better, didn't didn't Crazy Taxily have KF season
it? Yeah? Yeah? Had pizza huts and the whole Kent Taco Hut trilogy. Do they or the train? There was no taco bell and they were not merged. I'm sorry, what did you just say, the can Taco Hut trinity? It sounds like a dime store novel? Did you make that up? No people know about cantaco huts, oh man, although I haven't seen him here I've only seen the Pizza Hut KFCs. I haven't seen it. Wait, no, I've got a Taco Bell KFC near in my
place. Yeah, there's one of those near me. Doesn't have the pizza hut, not the KA it's a hut Taco Bell in near the college near me. They just need to throw all three of them in there. I don't know why they're not doing. Have you ever seen such an establishment? Yeah, in Kansas, they do exist, the trip Yeah, can taco huts. Okay, the Kansas mean, I know they're all owned by the
same company, which is what I thought you were. Young Brands. One of my Twitter followers nor, Yeah, it is Young Brands, you're on Yeah, yeah, no, Pepsi young brands. Yeah yeah, Wait all Pepsi products in all those places. What does Pepsi own Young Brands or the other way around, the other way around? Okay, I think Young Brands owned. Pepsi is the parent corporate. It has to be the parent corporation in this arrangement. I believe you might be. You might be right there,
But yeah, Young Brands is the Cantaco Hut. That's why they all have Pepsi's and everything. This is monstrous. It's great, This discussion is understanding. Thing is that the round Table pizza in my neighborhood shut down while I was out of town. Is that bad? Which I want to say, I'm sorry. You got Domino's. Yeah, the Dominoes open. Yeah, the Domino's open. There's a little Caesars there. Round Table charged too much for pizza. Round table is not good either, right. Oh,
yeah, that was actually quite good. Really. Yeah, it was fun people riding. They don't have them on the East Coast, so I would say it is a slightly higher tier of pizza than a Pizza Hut or a Dominoes. They have five dollars five dollars hunting readies. Hell no, that's they're they're little Caesars every time. Yeah, I guess have Papa Murphy's out here. Yeah, I got one near me. Okay, No Papa John's, though, Papa John's the best. God damnit. I love Papa John's
and pizza. I've only had it like once, and I thought it was kind of lackluster. I don't think the garlic dippy thing, the garlic dippy things, the little peper thing you every single pizza hut, every single pizza place in the history of pizza places has a little garlic. By default, Papa John's cares about its customers. Just throw every single pizza you get that. Although I think pizza huts still king On doesn't care about shit. Papa John cares about getting paid. No, no, Papa No, I don't
think it doesn't care about his employees. Look at that. Like Papa John's kind of a day. Yeah, Papa John. It's sort of a ship back, is he. I don't know, he's always see like an actual Like yeah, that's actual, Like yes, apparently like a not a good person. Oh okay, sorry, sorry to shatter your illusions. I like his pizza. I'll say that. How do you feel I get pizza more often than not. How do you feel about local pizza? I'll try any pizza. I like local pizza. I like, yeah, yeah, there's
some. There's some passable pizza in San Francisco. When we were in LA for SummerSlam, we ordered two pizzas and they were garbage. They were not not good. I don't know. If LA is not for California is not known. There's one specific place in LA that does a Chicago pizza pretty well. Apparently is it garage pizza because we heard garage pizza because it was the only thing that was open late and it sucked at im Sure that wasn't garbage
pizza and we actually called it that. Yeah. No, it looks like Timter puked all over his bed because he he folded up like a New York thing and just this cascade of grease came down and all over the side of the bed. It's just this like brown, oily yellow stuff. And yeah, I'm sure room service though he just piked all overs. God damn, I'm hungry. Well, let's get through these emails in Okay so you can
go get some puke of your own. Uh, here's a question. You guys fucked me up, and I'm gonna get pizza when I get home. Now I think I am too. What is it? What is different than than How is that any different from your plans? Prior to that discussion, I had not made any food plans raw and pizza. Would you say pizza was at least on the list of potentials? You know, a drive through so much faster because you're literally taking the food home and immediately, because pizza
takes too long to make. At the Taco Bell Pizza Hut near my place, you can drive through and you can order like Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas at that point usually because that's the only stuff I have read of them, and they just have it ready, and like Little Caesars does the when they would say their pizzas are ready, they mean it because the pizzas are, you know, generally of a middling quality anyway, so it's like it's not that far to fault and have been ready probably for a couple of hours,
you know. No, the turnover the pizza is so cheap, man, people are fucking running okay, okay, and they only do that between set hours. Oh okay, so when they guarantee like no this this pizza will be fucking red. So they're basically like selling them as fast as they can make them, kind of more or less. Seems like it. I don't know, I don't have no idea. What was I saying, I don't know, I don't know. Pizza, pizza, pizza, Yeah, oh
so yeah, that that's the thing like that. I don't I don't like the combination when they when they put pizza with other restaurants, the pizzas, the thing that suffers. Taco Bell is fine. Yeah, Taco Bell lap that bullshit together in fucking twenty seconds. I don't care where you are shot. I'm gonna get a personal fan pizza and it a bunch of Taco Bell bullshit. That's gonna be great, Okay. And they need to bring back that thing that had the spicy Fridos in it. Oh, that Taco Bell
that was well. You can ask for the red sticks, the little crunch they're good. They're good, they're good. Que so rito is not that good. Que Rito is disappointing, not that much, as are the doritos tacos, the rito tacos and concepts thing. Ritos tacos are disgusting. They're too fucking salty. They're gross. They're gross. Hugely popular though, I never get tacos crazy, Yeah, exactly food. Nobody, nobody actually likes those things. They just sell them by the millions. You can't you can
barely taste it. People love them, but I think people suck. Thanks do they ever roll out the cool ranch ship. It's not great, and then they've gone beyond that and they do like a spicy or something. Yeah, No, they're not great. Just the case is the best thing they have there. A bunch of fire sauce cheese roll ups. Those are great. Cheese roll ups are stupid because yes they are great, but because they just fucking put cheese in a tortilla. Roll them here you go. It's
great. It's like it's like a discount. You think it's make that at your house. Three of them for a dollar. I've been getting those almost weekly since I was like six. It makes like twenty of those for a dollars. They're not good, nothing that you gotta STU made those since you were sick. Yeah, it did. My mom was a manager of a taco bell when I was a little kid. She was just making that on her own boot. It's wait, I feel like this explains so much.
That was only like for like a four month job or something. She was a waitress of Macaroni Grille and Chilis for basically my whole childhood. But she had a brief sense like the skillet caso for free, which she's come home with like a vat No, because I was a skill from Chilis. No, I was always afraid of trying any new food, so I just ate the chicken tenders and fries like constant chili. Is it really good? So yeah, why were you afraid? Guys? I was just stupid. I
can't entertain this thought process. That's yeah. Sometimes sometimes you don't want to take risks with food sometimes if you are genuinely hungry, Yeah, you go with what you know, because if you get too far outside your comfort zone and you're just disappointed, you've ruined that in time exactly, which for years I knew if I was going to Taco Bell that if I got three cheese roll ups. And this is before I'd even tried hot sauce. That was
not until I was like twenty seven. So just like three cheese roll ups and a thing a standard nachos. I've never get the crazy ones or sour cream stull of cheese with a ship ton of extra cheeses and then a bunch of cheese roll ups. But the next meal is only likes cheese and then more cheese. It's the next meal is only like sixty eight hours away, though I don't know. To each his own nile in Ireland, Ireland, I rarely eat three meals in a day. Yeah, okay, go on,
should eat more. I mean, you're not wrong I should eat more and less at the same time. Yes, like I should eat less per meal and then more frequently. It's effective. H Nile wants to know about the Dreamcast, specifically the death of the Dreamcast. All right, you get three cheese rollers. I was talking about the launch of the Dreamcast, not forty eight hours ago, Okay, specifically my trip to New York and all that suff Okay, well let's bring it all home then with the end of
that whole thing. Yes, hey, Bondcast crew, I have the question. I have a question about the death of the Dreamcast and Saga's exit from the console space. What was this series of events that led to that decision from Sega And was the exit al already rumored before it happened, or was
it an actual surprise that came out of nowhere. I know that the Saturn was a bit of a boondoggle for them, and the PS two stomped them pretty hard, but other than that, I don't really know what the atmosphere was, what the atmosphere was like around Sega at the time, and how shocking this news actually was. I wasn't following game news much back then, and now any coverage of the matter. I can find only deals with the announcement and the aftermath, not the lead up. Any nuggets of info would
be appreciated. I remember Sega being dicey in the lead up to that announcement, like that there was just they didn't they all of a sudden didn't seem like they had their ship together the way they normally did. Are you saying that as somebody on the inside who was working with them as a company. Yeah, it was, you know, trying to contact them about upcoming games
and stuff like that. Like there was just at some point the flow of software seemed to change, and their accessibility and ease to work with seemed just a little different. Like they knew I don't know, I don't know somebody knew. Yeah, I mean, sure somebody knew. Obviously the atmosphere or
the culture was probably changed. But I think it was one of those things where also, like you know, like the writing was was starting to really hit the wall on that stuff for a couple of reasons, and it was just like the software wasn't selling, like it wasn't connecting with people the way that it should have been, or would have been if the games were better. I guess ultimately, you know, it's like there was just some stuff
coming out. You're like, I mean there's some innovation here, there's some really interesting stuff, but it's just not like it's too weird still. You know, they would innovate and put out, you know, a big online game like Alien Front Online or something like that, and you know it's like here's this action game the shooter and stuff like that, but it never got out there in a way that fit, you know, with the other shooters, and it never they didn't market it at all. I don't remember if
they even market at all. They probably did, but you know, they just didn't seem like they had their ship together when it came to getting their games in front of people, and the PS two was just fucking drilling it every chance it had, just on perception alone. Even before the PS two was out, you know, like all people were talking about is how much they wanted a PS two, and everybody's saying, I'm not getting the Dreamcast because I'm waiting for and then you know, you had I mean, there's
a ton of factors. I mean, it's it's like weird to think about now, but like at that time when EA said we're not making games for the Dreamcast like it, Matt. You know, Madden was a very big deal, and it's crazy to think because Sega went out and made a better fucking football game, but that didn't matter because they didn't have Madden. So yet people are like, well, I'm waiting for the PS two because I
know that they're gonna have Madden, you know. And I think a lot of people that had that attitude were not super educated and did not follow games very closely. Otherwise they would have known like that's ridiculous and this football games actually I'm better, but it's like whatever I need, Matt, you know. The same way It's like, you know, if four years ago or something someone said like, oh, well you know, there's no call of duty on this platform, it would have been like what, well, fuck
you, I'm not getting that. I was like, well, we got nine other shooters. Yeah, So I don't know, like, there just seemed like there were some subtle, weird changes that like when they made that announcement, the extent of it was shocking, but not that shocking, I guess. I mean, you were on the conference call, right, I was like, what was the language? So just like exiting Peter Moore saying like business are effective. You know, Oh, man, I wish I
I don't know. I wonder that word out there somewhere. Yeah, yeah, I kind of want to hear that. No I can't. I hear like my weird thing is part of that. What what did you ask a question? No? I didn't, but so so I know I've told this think so you know, Dan probably hasn't heard it at least. Uh. The day that they canceled the Dreamcast, I was home sick, and they said, we're having a conference call to talk about the future of the Dreamcast.
And it was like ominous in a way. You're like, oh, like at that point, I think, I want to say, like the day before, the day before that, or something like, it had gotten out a little bit. It and retailers were like running from the fucking Dreamcast or whatever it was. But you kind of knew that something drastic was about to happen from just the tenor of things the past couple of day. So I was home, just stomach sick. So I was on the toilet doing
what you do when your stomach sick, just just emptying. Just it was a making a mess, making a goddamn mess and listening to this conference call, which I had on a speakerphone in the other room and muted, and just at one point, you know, they're they're at the end of the call. They took questions, you know, like like like you do on
an invest your phone call. We're like, you know, you push the button and say your name when you connect to the call, so they know who's who, and then you push a button saying you have a question. And at some point they just go, Jeff Gersman from videogames dot com, you have a question or I guess we were actually just game spot at that point. We were all merged in, I think, and there I am sitting on the toilet and other one's going and I just stayed deaf, deadly
silent. I knew the phone was you did, but I was like hello, hello, and then went on to the next call. But I was just like, that's yeah, I don't know. That's how I remember the cancelation of the Dreamcast. Yeah, yeah, it's like so it's a yeah. The story of the launch of the Dreamcast was super weird for me. The cancelation was super weird for me. Was that was that o two one one of the other. I think they made it to maybe O two that sounds right. I think it was earlier in the year. Also, you
know, piracy had become a real prompt for them. You're right, you know that was the other That was I mean, that was the arc of the Dreamcast. For me. That was I was still in college, like or towards the end, I guess, but uh, well no, because it launched what is the thing? Yeah, Like I had multiple friends who went to the local mall and like stood in line and got that thing at midnight and came back and we all played soul caliber and drank shitty pier and
like had our minds blown. Yeah. Like at the time, it seemed like a big fucking deal. Remember seeing the launch of it was a big yeah, Like it seemed like shit, they moved hardware, they go, they turned this into an event, Like people went and lined up for it, and it looks amazing, like this is gonna be some they got a
spot a Good Morning America. Yeah, sure. But then but then yeah, over time, like I remember towards the end, like as I was like close to graduation and coming out here and stuff, like half my friends just had binders full of CDRs. Yeah, because that was the point where you didn't even have like, didn't have to mod there was a disc or anything. It was just like just literally just directly download download like stripped images of games and burn it and play it. And I was just like,
oh my god, like this thing got hired. It so fucking bad. Yeah, And and so you know that spooked a lot of the third parties, and the third party support was already wasn't outstanding, you know, so it wasn't We never saw a penpen tryslon too, which is this reals unfortunate. So you don't think it was a hardware install based thing so much as just the games weren't moving. I think it's a it's a little bit of
everything, you know. I think that you know, the hardware didn't catch on at the rate that it maybe should have for as cool of a system that was out of the gate. Yeah, I think the software didn't always hold up its end of the bargain, especially some of the third party stuff.
And I think, you know, to some extent, you know, tastes were changing, you know, the the quirky stuff that that was coming out of the Dreamcast is like it's amazing because it's like stuff that just like you know, Tokyo Bus Guide coming out in Japan and it's like going getting all this freaky shit importing stuff and all that was just amazing. But you know, the the people wanted Madden and that was on PS two. You know, uh, you know, Namco never really got truly serious about the
Dreamcast. Yeah, I mean, Soul Caliber is as serious as guess I guess. It's like that's still one of the marquee games. But they were never really there fully. It felt like like was there ever a tech No?
No, no, that was no. That was the thing that happened because I was on whatever game spot TV talking to Sessler around the time of the Dreamcast launch and I said I would really like to see a techn game on this system, and then that got translated into Japanese, and then when it aired in Japan, it said I can't, like you know, basically
it was like me saying that there was a tech in game coming. Japan reported that we have words that at teching games coming to the Dreamcast, and then by the time it all got debunked, it like everyone's an idiot. Everyone in this whole chain of events and wow, your words because it got back to me and I was like, awesome, they're making a tea. It's fucking great. I was just saying how they should do that. Yeah.
I remember being so disappointed when I brought my Dreamcast home on launch day, which I wanted a bet, which is great on launch day, I want a bet and want a Dreamcast, but I assume, hang on,
what was the bet? It's real stupid. I was my mom. It was it was whatever the Sunday was before the launch day of ninety nine, and I wanted a Dreamcast but I didn't have the money and my mom was upstairs and I was down to ninety nine maybe or the Sunday before whatever it was, Yeah, and my mom was like, what channels the Chiefs came on? Because I was starting to watch it downstairs. It was like the first quarter. I was like, oh, it's on CBS and she's like,
nah, it's not right. It's gotta be on NBC. I was like, no, I've got it on down here. It's on CBS. I see the little eye logo here. She's like, that's not right. I'll bet you anything. I was like, all right, Dreamcast is coming out in a couple of days. How about if it's on CBS, you buy me dreamcasts on last day. If not, I'll do chores for free
for three months. Because I knew I was right, She's like, you're on and so I told her to come downstairs and she saw the CBS logo and she's like, all right, I guess I gotta buy your dreamcast. Oh yeah, And so I got it, and I got it two k Ready to Rumble, Boxing, Soul Caliber and Sonic Adventure. She wow, yeah, did you marry you? Ever? Did you get the rerelease Ready to Rumble to have the little little sticker on it so it didn't have the
audio bug? I don't think so. So the first there was the problem with the first runt of games where there would be like an auto right to you. Yeah, I remember that that they ended up rereleasing. More importantly, do your chores? Nobody's I won the bet. He won the bet. Yeah, But the beat was if I lost, I hadn't be absolve you from responsibility of doing your shores. I had Soul Caliber, I didn't
need chores any money. But I was so bummed out because having not been a PC game or ever I'd never been able to play games online, and it always sounded like the most fascinating thing in the world to me. I remember like trying to install Half Life and so I could play Team Fortress because it sounded like the coolest thing in the world. And it does nothing work because I don't even think we had the internet back then, And so finally I would that would do it? Yeah, which I remember going to dos
and the C colon backslash. I remember seeing commercials for Zoop on Super Nintendo, that puzzle game, and be like, hey, you can play a demo of Zoop right now. I'd go to zoop dot com and I was like, I can play this game for free, and so I would go to the sea prompt on doc would be like www dot zoop dot com. It'd be like file directory not found. I'm gonna have kids at schoolould be like, I know how to hack onto the internet. Oh, I can figure this out. I got the C colon thing, I'll figure out how
to hack into it and play Zoop. Where the hell was I going with all that? Did you ever finally play Zoop and go? Oh? Man? I bought Zoop at Blockbuster. They had a used like after PlayStation already came out of bout it for like five dollars and never played it much. But where the hell is I going? Yeah? So I always on play online games, and I was reading an AGM and everything that like, yeah, the Dreamcast is going to be ready for online, you know, right
out of the gate. And it's like awesome, I finally get to play these games. And I was so hyped for Soul Caliber, and it delivered one of my favorite games of all time. But I would see these reviews that are like ten out of ten from EGM, like the whole review crew said ten out of ten. And so I got it, and I just
assumed I was gonna be able to play it online right away. So I get home, I just put my Dreamcast down, not knowing anything about the internet, and I just took the fifty six K the phone thing or whatever just plugged it into my Dreamcast. I'm like going through the menus, like all right, do I go into verses to play online? And it turns out do you have to like build a game to play Online's? I just play a multiplayer game, so it's not like the X Band the Second Channel.
Yeah, I think I had the modem built in, right, Yeah, yeah it was removable but yes, okay, but you didn't have to buy it separately nor remember the GameCube had some separate thing like I guess you could technically play Mario Kard Double Dash through a modem thing. Yeah there was. You can fantasy Star Adopter like fantasy Star Online. Yeah, every three the card battling game. Yeah, we're selling those at games stuff. What the fuck is this? Like, I didn't even know games it worked for.
Yeah, the Dreamcast was kind of a special system, it was, I was thinking, and we likely shall not see it's it's like again, it just seems too weird in retrospect. Yeah, like games are weird in a different way now and then you know, you see some of that spirit, but a lot of it is just you know, independent games coming out of the PC and now well and now consoles too. But that's setting a lot of space channels and jet grinds and shoot rockets and Seaman's we're seeing,
you know, like was it curse the necro Dancer? You know, It's like, but even a lot of that stuff exists. Even even a lot of that stuff hues a little more closely to establish kind of rule sets and stuff. It's a rhythm game and a roguelike, but those are still things that you know, as opposed to like Semn Like what the fuck was the man? It was awesome? I loved see man, Where did stuff like that come from? Like wherever Gang Beasts at least? Yeah? Yeah.
Gang Beast is like kind of an example of like I not my wildest dreams could I have envisioned a game like this, and yet here it is. I still it would put it to you that I think that, like you're right on like an individual case by case level, but I think like today, right now, games have never been better. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. No, the referring has never been There are richer,
more and better and more varied games. You're totally right. I mean, also part of it was that there was such a unified, like corporate backing to this thing. And I'd like to see a giant corporation make this system, yeah and put that kind of room behind it like that. You know you're gonna see it iterated on by like little indie studios over and over right right to see one big publisher, you know, putting that much money behind
it it's kind of insane. Segad was always a weird fucking company. Yeah. Yeah, they made their arcade transition, they did their stuff. It was just a they were always crazy. Ye nice belly up to the mic, next time you do that. Dan, riff Raff and Guar, says Nick from Detroit, gentleman, I remember of the insane clown posse. I'm gonna say, yes, Okay from Detroit, and he's from Detroit's right they really frightened about Yeah, Southwest del Ray. God damn it. Thought I
would have known that too. Yeah, I do that. I enjoyed Dan's story about riff Raff's visit to his office and was wondering if he has any stories about when they had Guarre making appearance ri ip Odorus Aungus. Yeah, those guys were genuinely insane. Uh. They were great. They weren't like Riff. They were the opposite of riff Raff in terms of like the energy they brought. Riff Raff just seemed like he wanted to be anywhere else.
Guar was super into it. And if I think it's on YouTube, Stiller Game and Pharma site just searched for connect Ki and the Microsoft act Guarre and they were like dancing the Lady Gaga and Dance Central and stuff and going around the office just kind of freaking everyone out. They were awesome. They gave us tickets to the show. It was great. Yeah, Guaro played around in my town like a fair amount. Okay, like I could get into a lot of those shows wait at smaller venues. They really They played the
Phoenix Fairy. I always thought of them as like an arena band for some reason, and not maybe and clubs and stuff, kind of wars, kind of guars about to start tap some crowd and stuff. I'm gonna stand at the back here and watch this for a while. Fucking all right, let's go. Let's go to a bar. Well. I remember a few things that weren't in the video because the video is pretty long. We got a lot of stuff in there. But we had some beers in our fridge and
they just immediately just went in and started drinking all of our beers. You know, I didn't ask or anything. They carried around these giant hockey bags for all their gear, and it just smelled like shit, just like the sweatiest rubber horse shit. It was terrible. Odorus was super obsessed with trying to get me to get ahold of one of my GameMaker friends to make a Guar video game, and he like clearly had put a lot of time into thinking this. He said he wanted to be like World of Warcraft on the
scale of World Warcraft naturally and be like the Guar universe. He's like, Oh, We've got thirty years of lore built up, Like this is gonna be a thing, Like who what's the developer? Who do we who do you need to get me in touch with? And like god, like he was super earnest about like he really wanted this, and like I justused to know what to tell him, Like I don't know, Like I think I said double fine or something. But that's an inspired choice that makes a lot
of sense in a lot of ways. Off. Yeah, so a real legend could have been something completely different. Yeah. I think the one thing I remember the most is Odorous was changing into his gear in our little break room, which doesn't really have a door try you just kind of walk in, and he was like in the middle of changing. Well, okay, so I didn't see this first. I was walking behind Megan Marie, who used to work at Game in former then went to a tomb raider and now
I think she works on legal legends or something. And so she was just walking into the kitchen to get her coffee. She had her mug, and I was right behind her because I was gonna walk in and check on Odorous. I see here, take like one step into the kitchen, stop deadner tracks, turn around with her eyes just completely wide, and just walk the other direction. I was like, what did she just see? And I walk in and it's Odorous. He's wearing nothing except for he's got like these
panties on. He's got his big shoulder pads on, and he's bending over like lacing up his boots and it's like full on fish nets, like no shirt or anything, just fish nets and panties and like spiky shoulder pads. I don't even know if Megan new Guar was in the office or anything. She just walks in and she just sees like his ass and fish nets and spiky road warrior pads and like, just okay, I'm going out of this
room immediately, justifiably so. And yeah, other than that, yeah, they wrote Guar was here in dust on the top of our ending machine, which I'm sure you're still there. They had drank our beer. They were just super into it. They were They were a lot of fun, did they they introduce themselves by their stage names? No, I think Odorus said like Dave Brocky and stuff like. Yeah, I mean they were, I mean they were loud personalities, but they didn't necessarily live at twenty four seven.
Okay, weren't riffraff? Okay, all right, so yeah they were cool guys for sure, because like the guy had a post tripped about riffraff but already closed the email. It wasn't that interesting. Yeah, okay, here's an email from Ransom, which is pretty sweet name. Yeah, I think I think that's a good name. You go by Randy At that point, I think I'd think i'd call myself random, probably go by Ransom.
Why do you like Half Life? That's the question? Hey, everybody, I never actually had a computer capable of running games on it when I was growing up, so I never had the opportunity to play PC only games. Can you guys genuinely tell me what it is about Half Life that makes you all talk about it in such high regard. I realize it's out on the three sixty and such, but I never had much interest to check it out before. I'd love to hear all of your thoughts. Maybe this will help
me understand the outcry for Half Life three. It's a good question. Yeah, it's a really good question. I probably have a similar thing as him. You know, I've said in Numerou simes out how I couldn't play PC games back then. So when I played Half Life one, actually, the first time I played through it the whole way through was for a game form video like two years ago, and like Half Life two, I didn't play
until like after the Orange Box came out. So, but when you look at its time and place when those games were released, like when the original Half Life came out, like the other stuff that I was up against a lot of arena shooter type stuff, Half Life seemed to have more going out, like more of a living world, like more of an attempted narrative here. Two Yeah, I mean it was the first. It was the first first person shooter at that time to really tell a cohesive story from start to
finish. I don't know, man, Did you play Sin, Yes? I did. Did you finish Sin? Yes? I did? Fuck half Life, I don't know, man, I mean, yeah, okay, you're right. There were other games trying to do the same thing at the same time, but like, I mean, you're right, at a Half Life had a certain atmosphere to it with those other games, like I love Sin for what it is, but come on, yeah, and I'm yeah, I love Sin and I backed I backed to Sin in the Sin versus
Half Live war that existed in my head. I think that was kind of real. Yeah, it wasn't. I think there was something to that because Sin with the multiplayer was incredible. Yeah, yeah, I mean player and Half Live was shit. I didn't love it, but it was okay. It eventually turned into you know, a bunch of extremely popular games obviously, but you know, but yeah, those games were only a few months apart. I think. I mean, the intro to Half Life one is amazing.
Yeah, well, I like that whole just the audacity of like starting your game with like zero combat and go in there for for what that genre was that even today it's a bit much. It was. It was kind of yeah, it was. It was unheard of at the time to have this extended narrative set piece, like you know, they were building world atmosphere,
they were kind of introducing you into the environment and the premise. But more than that, I mean, like shooters up to that point, you know, like Sen had a little bit of a story to it, but generally it was just a Doom style set of levels, you know, kind of arranged end to end. Yeah, but you just ran through and killed shit in until it was over. More than a story. It's more of
the presentation, yeah, thereof you know. Yeah, Like you know, the maps in Half Life were obviously were discreet maps because that's how the engine worked, but the way they arranged them so you just hit a quick little load and then you were still in the same place, you know. Yeah, Like the idea of this one contiguous environment that went through the entire game was like a like minded step of time step on the teleporter. Right, here's how many secrets you found? Right? Yeah. No, no score
screens, no, nothing like. It was just a story driven game that had shooting in it, and with two especially in terms of tech. I remember the first time seeing those screen chats and AGM and step just being like that, there's no way this game is going to look like that. That looks that looks like a photograph. Yeah, and you know, I remember
being so jealous people that could play it. It just looked amazing. But then by the time I actually got around to play it on the Orange Box or whatever, it's like, well, this is a really good game. Obviously it's super polished and everything, but it is hard to get that impact if I then if I had played it in yeah, yeah, by BYO seven or O eight, whenever you played the Orange Box. Yeah, like a bunch and bunch of other games would have done similar stuff by them.
Yeah. I call of Duty four the intro when you're getting driven around in the car and you're kind of watching all that stuff happen. That's like the you know, the original Half those those fucking faces and Half Life two at the time were just like that was a watershed moment. And the physics and those were the two things. And facial animation one of those things that, like the physics, you look at it now, you don't really notice it.
It doesn't really stick out the way that it used to, except that, like you wonder, like, why do they build a bunch of levels around this physics stuff? Because that was unheard of at the time, especially in shooters. You look at what other shooters were doing around then, Like you know, everything was very static, Everything was very I remember when Counterstrike
Source came out and the first guy I killed his body rag dalled. I took a screen shot because I was so blown away, like that's like that's the kind of jumps that that game was. I think. I think ces Source Beta came out before Half Life two, didn't I think? So? Yeah, I seem to remember because we got into the we got into the CEA Source beta game spot and had to install Steam for it. Right, what the fuck is this? Why do I have to install this application to
play this video game? Fucking DRM bulsh. Yeah, Like it was like we're just giving me the video game. I want to click on an exc and go like what is this bullshit? And then Half Life two came a few months later. Yeah, I remember like at the time, like having like I was not a huge Half Life one fan. I would kind of play the first single player up to a point like over and over again and never really feel like getting past it. Never. I mean, the end
of Half Life is weak, you know. I think then even it's it's even it's biggest fans will but then like half Life two. I remember like really trying to get into it, and just like the physics stuff I thought was like novel and interesting, but it didn't really blow me away. Zombie and half by shooting a buzz side it's attend it just seemed like such like a gimmick to me that like it just I was too blown away, like a gimmick. I don't know. And and the atmosphere of Half Life two
also for whatever reason, really hooked me as well. Yeah, I think Half Life one is better in the context of when it came out than two. Is I agree, two is a little more gimmicky to me. Two to me is is it is too long? Yes, yes, I think there's a huge game. But if they cut a third of that game out or you know, maybe even more, that that would be a very tight, very great game. But the lengthy vehicle sequences and you're just get in
these situations where like the combat's not always great, you know. And yeah, I don't know. Half Life two, I did not love that game. I remember I loved that game like that was like, remember jasonal Campo come back from this Games of ten gives ten and just like me and Greg's going come on, Drew, you seem to love the game. Have you
played large chunks of it with the oculus well calibrated for it. I took an Oculus home and calibrated it like perfectly for Half Life two and played like five or six hours with it. It is awesome, really, it is so good. You gotta do some tweaks that are easy to find. There's lots of Oculus forms and stuff out there. It is so cool. Okay, yeah, okay, it's been a couple of years. Yeah, I'd
recommend you take it out. Are there like texture packs and stuff? You know, I've never really known how to like do mods and face I just played the real version. I think there is some of that stuff out there. Yea. As far as all the clamor for Half Life three, like these days, I don't know what that even means, because like, what do you know that? Well, hey, what do you want? And
be like? And I feel like this is kind of a loaded question because inevitably they would think of something that I can't think of, But like, what do you do with it? You know? Well, I think so much more. I think the episodes were not like from a gameplay perspective, I thought they were kind of cool, Like story wise, I didn't feel great about that, Like I don't like the characters of Half Life two right to me, it's like you have the g Man and you have Gordon and
anyone else like whatever. Oka. But I mean if you look at if you look at the theme of the Half Life series as each iteration like pushing the genre forward in some profound way, Like that's what people want. I mean, they want a giant, mind blowing technological lead, right, But I don't know what that is at this point, but I think it can't just be that, you know, I think that they probably want a continuation of that story. There's also that, like a lot of people the way
up like this whole yeah, the way the episode two ended. I know a lot of people just like want them to finish the fucking story because of where they left it. Yeah, there is that, But I feel like so much of the like the mystique of that series is like what it did in the time it came out, you know, for for that type of game, and so much ground has been covered by other shooters since then.
Like yeah, when it comes like video game tech and shooter tech and stuff, like I mean, the the like VR is the only like big major change you know, is out there you can look at and go like, well, this would be a thing if they could come up with invadid ways to use that. Yeah, but even there, you got to get an expensive new piece of hardware in people's hands for that to be useful. You
know, you know that's the perfect reason too. Yeah, I guess yeah, because anything is going to sell if I've had an interest in VR catching on, which they seem to maybe have that, you know, make Half Live three a big VR game that would do it? Yeah. Sure, if anything's gonna sell head sets, it's probably that. I'd Yeah, I just I just wonder if they make if they make a really good story driven Half Life game that wraps things up, but but like doesn't advance things in
big way, Like, is that going to be enough for people? I don't think. I think that that the game is built up so much in so many people's minds. Yeah, you know, story wise, it would be very difficult to make good on on what people have built in their heads. Sure, I mean it's what I built in my head. Is eventually Gordon Freeman screaming out loud and as shattering the entire universe g man included none of it ever really exists? Oh man, I would be all right.
He says one word, it's no just and then as he's shouting, the crowbar shatters in his hands in the whole world, some kind of Saint Elsewhere esque ending of just like none of it was real. It all happened in the snow globe. Yeah, we'll see pulls out and he's in a padded cell, right, and the che man looks in cut to black credits. I mean it's you know, it's it's been way longer now since a Half Life game come off, and it was between one and two, right,
it was six years. Yeah, so it's definitely been like a good couple of years longer, at least, who knows. We will see my laptop. I went to sleep, so I don't have another email quet up. Somebody says something. I also played Doom this weekend. Doom, Doom, Doom, Yeah, which one and all one on my PC. So I had a we had Fantasy draft and I had and Google hang out and the top Yeah, okay, I drafted two pink. Yeah, don't want to get in on that draft. That sounds amazing. Top left corner my screen
was Google hang Out. The right side of my screen was the draft thing like the flash, you know, you know, pick all your dudes and whatever, and then the lower left was just doom because you know you have to wait for people ever everyone in your league to pick, and then it comes back to your turn and seeing me something to do in the meantime. So I played in a window. What was the actual draft happening Fantasy football? Yeah, Chris from nowhere that he identifies as a proposition. Maybe this
is why he didn't tell us where he lives. Hello Giant Brad at bombnet dot cast. I offer you a unique opportunity. I will buy and ship you a grip of psychotropic fun Guy on the condition that you consume them approximately two hours before recording the podcast. I don't care what you end up talking about. It will probably be entertaining regardless, let me know if you're okay with this before I risk breaking federal laws. What do you guys think?
I think, as your supervisor, I'm really obligated to say don't do that. I mean, I'm not leaving it up to myself. I'm putting it to the group. That's a bad idea. Yeah, nope, no, okay sounds like a resounding no. Sorry, Chris. I mean, you know, HOKEM and Last Tinker play themselves. I read the frame rate and Last Tinker gets real good. Brad doesn't need mushrooms to laugh at dumb shit. That's true, That's very true. Okay. Andrew from Perth, Australia
has an email that I will summarize. He basically wants to know what our regiment is for appearing on camera? Do you guys do you guys have a makeup crew? I'll yeah, I know, yes, I'll just read an excerpts. Do you guys have a makeup crew? We all have rough days
or weeks where our sexiness is not as on point as usual. Maybe you do, but over years of giant bomb video content, you never look like bad well, which is you know it also maybe kind of a backhanded comment, but I mostly bring it up because like back in the day, we totally did have makeup yea, yeah, wow, the spot we were all wearing makeup, video reviews, all that stuff you had, everything had to get your all your pat downs going on. I was wearing makeup like four
days a week at one point, it was horrible. Oh yeah. The only time I've seen it in the industry is I used to go on all those like cover story trips for Game Informer, and we always just shot a ton of video content, Yeah, for like a month of content or whatever. And the one studio, Epic, they were obsessive about like they had a makeup person on staff, So we're gonna interview Cliff or Rod or someone's bringing the makeup person, name, lights and everything. Just fucking kidne Cliff,
if you getting makeup put on everything? Yeah? And Rod, like every time, I have no problem with like wearing makeup to be on camera like whatever, it's it's but every like out of it. Yeah, the dozens of studios I've gone to and everything, and all these like studio heads and stuff, like no one has ever like requested it or certainly not had like someone on staff, like Epic had someone ready for like Cliff or Rod
to pull up And yeah, sort of. It's sort of the weird thing about I mean, you know, I think eventually, you know, you had to stop wearing it because the cameras got good enough to where all you saw was the makeup, you know, So when when we all went to HD. You know, when the boom deal happened, the bottles HD cameras. Then all of a sudden it was like, okay, well we need
HD makeup a finer grain that doesn't get picked up or whatever. And there were like really expensive makeups that were but I mean it reaked havoc across like the news industry because suddenly you had these like you know, older established men and women in these newscaster roles that as all the broadcast shifted the HD, all of a sudden, they didn't they looked, they looked their age and
and so it caused a lot of problems there. That's where the that's where the cliche came from about like as HD came about, like you know, certain newscasters or celebrities like having it written into their contract like you can't get closer than ten feet with an HD camera or whatever. Yeah, and so at that point, you know, it was pointless us to wear makeup anymore. It just became like a and we were only wearing like powder. It
was just knocked down the shine. It wasn't like okay, let's do our eyes and you know, it wasn't any of that bullshit well, it's not bullshit, you know, it's tools for a reason. Yeah, did you want it to do that? I didn't want any of it. I hated it. I was fine with it, you know. It was just one of those things where it's like, Okay, I don't know, this is like, we're ostensibly a professional operation. We should do that stuff. So Frank Adams should powder, we should put a bunch of crap on my face?
Was your makeup? All? Right? Oh? It felt so gross though, whatever, man, Frank Adams touched your face every week, you should be fucking No. That was fine. I don't have a problem with that. Yeah, but it just it it felt weird as because it was. It was especially because we had these like baby wipes that you were supposed to get it off with, but it never really did the job. It's like there was a residue on there for the rest of the day. It
was. It was a little I've only had to do it once and it was when they scanned me in for La Nor and they had to paint my hair. They put black paint in my hair and they had to shave my beard because they didn't have beards in like nineteen whatever. But yeah, like my hair was just filled with like glue and paint and it was like it was like three hours. I want to stay in the makeup chair of them. It's like going crazy with this stuff. And though you looked really I
looked at that article. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I mean those guys were snappy. Look, they did a really good job with with all the facial stuff in that game for sure. Yeah, but yeah, that's it's paint and the as having all that shit all over you. Yeah, you know, you don't want to look like a sweaty mess on camera, and that's that's what the makeup was there for, is to make you look less shiny and and just look a little more normal. You know, like
people are watching TV and things have changed. I mean back then, you know, you didn't have the YouTube being what it was then, you know, so we were looking at the stuff we were doing on game Spot and looking at like television, going like, well it needs to be more like this, and then YouTube blew up and you know, video logs and you
know, all floggers and like just the lowest production value possible. Yeah yeah, and then everything just looked too real for real, and then it just became like, oh, why did anyone spend money on building this elaborate studio. No one fucking wants this ship anymore than want it raw. I remember when we thought we were gonna have wardrobe. Yeah, I mean, well
we did that one fucking uh the uh whatever live show. We did the big location shoot where everything got stolen Hirohic Glyphics played and empty Chris played. We had wardrobe for that. Tim's wife at the time got us like them the track suits and ship like me, Homer and Ryan and what was that there was? It wasn't game. That was a game. No, it wasn't going that was the that was game was Grandma's Boy. There were two games, weren't there. No, the second one was called something else Players
Players Ball was the last one. I can't remember the middle one. Fuck, I don't know whatever. Yeah, we had wardrobe for that. There was like a like flirting with this idea of like, let's get a clothing sponsor. But I just I remembered in the office there was for a while people were like, all right, which one of these offices that we're going to turn into like the wardrob room. Yeah, you know, I just
have it all the time. Well, you know it's now look at us, Yeah, exactly now it's like the cut up pair of jean shorts that I wore for the Game of the Year stuff is still sitting on that shelf behind our desk. There was the wardrobe, yeah, with all the like there's like a sombrero. And I think at some point, if you're gonna make dumb videos on the internet, you need a prop's department. Yeah sure,
and it's a cardboard box full of garbage. Yeah. But yeah, you know, no no makeup, no special, nothing for us these days. But I think that's that's the expectations of change, and I think that's totally normal. So even even though we spent money on cameras with fancy lenses that look all sharp and stuff like, you know, they look how we really look, it's kind of nice that the tech got to that point. It's not off the ward you know, you don't forwear that shit anymore.
Now. I think the only time I wear makeup is if I'm doing well. I don't know if it'll still be this way because I don't you know, they changed owners or whatever. But like all the game trailers stuff, like all all of Keeley's stuff, was all. They were all makeup shoots, all the bonus rounds and all that stuff, and they had like you
know Union you know la makeup people doing that stuff. So they would do full on here's some stuff on your eyes, I'm gonna put some shit in your hair, I'm gonna do you know on those like with like three letter acronyms after their name something like that. Yeah, they did it for real because they weren't television. Yeah, they were still close enough to that stuff
that that it warranted that kind of treatment. All right, Uh, Tyler has well, first of all, he's been going back and listening to all of our old podcasts and he wants us to know that six years ago, he's basically listening to them from the beginning at the same time we were recording them. Does that make sense, Like just so like six years ago on
this week, Yeah, all right, he wants us to know. The topics discussed were hemp milk, I remember that, remember the little hippie market next to word of the Oh right, yeah, yeah, hemp milk come out on your Solid five Halo four being produced by Gearbox Mortal Kombat. Like none of this stuff existed or had been announced or anything. Yeah. Uh, and of Diablo three. That gearbox stuff seemed like a sound rumor at the time too. If I remember like that, there there was something to
that that made me believe it more than a typical rumor. I forget where that information came in, but may kind of make sense because Bungee was getting out of the Halo game version and a bunch of map backs. There was something more to it than that. There was like some specific smoke on the street saying like, no, they're in talks to do it. Maybe they were. Maybe they were, so I actually wouldn't be surprised if they really
were. Somebody send us anonymous note anyway. He says on that note, I have a question regarding the newest release of the console version of Diablo three. I purchased the original three sixty release and was hoping it would release the expansion as DLC on the marketplace, but cannot find information if it's existence or
the lack thereof. My question is should I buy the retail version. I assume he means the Ultimate Evil Edition, which, yeah, they put it on, but I want to say they put it out forty bucks, like they put it out at a not full price, so they did I believe, Okay, well that that softened I think that's how they tried to soften it was that softens the blow of this email because he's saying, yeah, should I buy that new retail version that has the expansion in there or hold
out for it to be released as download. I don't think they're releasing it download. They definitely haven't given any indication that they're when they're either talking about character transfers that go from that version to the upgraded to the to the full version, so that that's that's the path there. It's you know, it's kind of unfortunate because that last version only came out a year ago on consoles and now here is a new version with all the new stuff in it.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's but at least they reduced the price a little bit. But how much was that expansion when it came out on PC? It's like forty bucks, wasn't they? Maybe you're right, I don't know that the price disparities. Yeah, maybe if you're looking at it that way this month, But I could be wrong about it being forty bucks. It could be fifty could Yeah, it could be thirty I don't know, but yeah, it doesn't. You know, they've given no indication that that's going
to come out as a download. So I guess if you want that new stuff, just go get that new version. That seems like the option. All right, Dan, Yeah, saddle up. Okay, it's time for this week's weekly. Asked Dan about blank email a theme song for this at this point. Seriously, this seems kind of self explanatory, but to refresh Dan's memory, one time he was so drunk he pissed on a stack of gifts he bought for his father. Please favor us with a sort of tail.
Oh boy, this is one of my least proud moments. So I was home over Christmas break with my girlfriend at the time, Eva, and we were crashing my dad's place. And whenever I go out with my dad, me and him just get blindingly drunk shitty karaoke bars. So we went to the Red Balloon, which is the karaoke bar and Shawny, Kansas that my mom and dad met at. Wow. Yep, so it was my
favorite bar once I turned twenty one. So yeah, we went there all time, got trashed, just totally trashed, and I drink a choice. He's a jack jack and coke guy, order shitty beer kind of the same as me. So we go back. I'm like black out and drunk and I fall asleep on the fold out couch. And my dad is not a big tech guy at all, So basically all of his DVDs and all of his games and anything he has are who were bought over the years by me
as gifts. This included resume beal four for the Wii, Mario Kart on the Wii, a Johnny Carson DVD box set, I think an SNL DVD of some sort, and since he doesn't really have a big media collection, he just kind of put him on the floor next to his TV. So that night I passed out drunk as hell. I wake up and Aba, my girlfriend at the times says, do you remember peeing last night? And
I said no, what are you talking about? And she goes, you just got up in the middle of the night and walked over and you thought the wall was the toilet and you just started peeing and you had a lot of peace. And I was like, no, there's no way. You must you must have dreamed that. I don't do that. What are you talking about? And she goes, no, I didn't know what to do because I could tell you were peeing a lot, and it woke me up,
like your stream of pea hitting something. And she said all she could do is she started yelling at me, like Dan, stop peeing, and I would turn around and be like, what what are you talking around? I'm on the bathroom, like I thought. I was like, this is not something I would have done in any conscious way. I thought I was in the bathroom, and she said she just kept yelling stop peeing, and I said, no, you clearly dreamt this like this, and that's absurd.
I would never do such a thing. And so I walk over there, and so it was super obvious. There's a big peace thing on the wall right next to like inches away from the power socket, like three three inches, like a big cascade of pea obviously went down right next to the power socket. But it seems like ground zero was the stack of gifts I'd got him, which we cases for Mario Kart and RESIDEV. The stuff are fine, but the Johnny Carson DVD box set had a cardboard case which was
almost disintegrated. You're in his very acidic you know, Yeah, yeah, and there there was a lot. I drank a lot that night, and I think at the time, I'm thinking like, oh my god, how do I say this to my dad? What do I What do I do? And he was sitting out front, because this first thing he does every morning is he goes out front his pajama pants and funk cigarette and plays words with friends. And so he's out there and I'm just like, oh shit, I have to tell him. I can't just not tell him. I
mean, I'll replace it, I'll clean it or whatever. So like I'm like cleaning it up, like and like pulling out like the liner, and it's like, oh, just everything's just covering, like just the whole floor and Wallard's covering p carpeted. That's not going away his carpet. Oh, no, carpet. I go out there. I sit down on the step next to my dad and I was like, Dad, I got something I gotta tell you. And he immediately senses because we never get like I have
serious talks or anything. It's like, but I had like a grave tone to my voice, feel like I gotta tell you Something's like, what what happened? What happen? And it's like, I guess at some point and evidence points of this being true. Aba tells me that I got up in the middle of the night and I peed all over your stack of DVDs in games and he's like, no, you didn't. And I was like, yeah, I just checked and I definitely did. He's like, no,
no, you didn't. And like he has this great defense mechanism too. If he doesn't understand something, or if he doesn't like something, he can convince himself that it doesn't exist or it didn't happen. It's called denial. Yeah. Yeah, Like remember the first time I showed him Hulu and I was like, yeah, I don't have cable. I just watch all the I watched Daily Show on the internet. He's like, you can't do that.
I was like, well, yeah, watch, I'll que it up and I'm like pull up an episode of the Daily Show and I'm watching the whole episode. You can't do that. That doesn't you can't do that. And so like in his brain, Hulu doesn't exist, and like that's if it's just too much for him to process. It's like, no, no, that's not a thing that happens. You can't do it. So that was his thing. He's like, Dan, I need you to just go
in there, do whatever you can to clean it up. And I'm gonna sit out here and I'm gonna get my brain to figure out, like the convince it that it never happened. It never happened. It's like okay, okay, so yeah, I think in his brain that that never happened. Okay, So but I cleaned it up real good, offered to replace everything. So but in Paul Record's brain, that did not happen. Huh, what do you do? Like did you call carpet cleaning service? I mean,
it was like I drink so much. It's probably mostly water, I guess. I mean, like you know, when you drink so much, it's just like straight clear or whatever. And like, man, and if it was a kind of pea that I had to piece so bad that I woke up and had to go man that, yeah it was. It was bad news for those DVDs and especially mister Carson. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. On that note, Yeah, I know people that have done that. And of course this is gonna sound like it's me but it's not. But
definitely I definitely know people who have done that. Yeah, there have been three occasions in my life, and all that are oh, you're a serial offender. Huh? Just three? I mean these are spread out like one was in the dorms in college, one was that like two thousand nine in my dad's place, and one was like four months ago. But to be fair, can I briefly tell the one from four months ago? Please?
Okay? Surely it was probably more frequent than that, because I was having kind of my round of going away type parties and stuff in Minnesota, and so Tim Tory, who was on UPF he visited here not too long ago. He was crashing on my couch and I was super confused because, yeah, it was one of those parties where I was going away, you know, last for I get real drunk or whatever. And I woke up because I had a big ass L shaped couch and he was on the long end
of it. And I woke up and my underpants on the other side of it. And that's weird because like, I sleep my underpants usually, but I'm always in my own goddamn bad especially when I got company over running around in my underpants. And I asked him the next day at a game four, I was like, what was going on. Why would I Why did I wake up? And my underpants on the couch, and he's like Dan. Last thing I remember seeing of you was you went into your room,
fully clothed everything, and you just passed out. I just heard you fall in the bed fall asleep. I woke up at seven o'clock in the morning. You were in your underpants up on your sink, like up my like I wasn't on the floor. I was like perched up holding the cabinets above the sink with my knees like in the sink, peeing into the sink, and like my bathroom and that's farther from my bedroom than my bathroom whatever, And I had dishes in the sink. Why the fuck am I paying in
my own sink? The funk am I doing? Because you can because you're leaving, And fuck it, I'm peeing on my own dishes that I'm bringing with me. Like that was disgusting. People you wash your dishes. You said you hated to wash the dishes. I don't know, so that proves me. It's just obviously an unconscious thing where it's like I don't want to pee in my sink on my dishes, So that was number three. That
was the last time. Oh boy, M I had a friend in college who was staying with his girlfriend and had a similar situation and walked into her roommate's room in the middle of the night and just started peeing on her bed with her in it. I can't remember if she was there or not, Okay, I do remember that he really didn't like her fair enough. I remember I used to go to the Boys and Girls Club at every day in
the summer for a couple of years there. My mom would drop me off there and I would hang out and play defender, and you know, it was just like a bunch of hoodlum kids and you know, their pool table and basketball and just a bunch of bullshit. Remember one day, me and this other kid got in our heads that we were gonna make another kid drink
pea. So we went and bought a Country Time lemonade out of the vending machine, drank about half of it, filled it back up, oh, and then tried to like get a pen or a coat hanger some way to like close the top on it again so it wouldn't be obvious that we had opened it. Did you drink p Yeah? Jesus christ. It's a good one. Hey, Jeff, yep, I want you tell them about our new sponsors. All right, Yeah, that's uh yeah, it's un you
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