What's that at the bed. It's spooky, Hey jooky.
I'm pretty sure it's dead.
It's coming this way. Wait a minute, I said.
I undas, Hey boo, it's me Roz.
Oh my god, Oscar Montoya is back. You may remember Oscar Montoya. If you've been around for a while listening to the show, you might remember when Oscar was on. It was early on in the show, and he has the most iconic story about sort of a premonition dream situation. I can't even I don't want to ruin it for you. I would say, go back and listen. We do reference it in this EPI and I love Oscar. He's a great actor, comedian. He's on the show Minx and we
have a great time laughing. Of course, you can watch the video version on YouTube. I have that link in the description of this episode and all the episodes, and you can watch last two weeks, which was very good in my opinion, because Brian Fuller was on, and oh my god, I got so many messages. I've gotten a lot of messages lately from you guys telling me how much you love the show, and it means the world to me, so thank you, guys. I always appreciate hearing
from you. Okay, let's just do it. It's time for Oscar Montoya once again, on with the show. I'm joined by a repeat customer, truly, someone that was born for podcasting. One of the best podcasters I've ever known, what Oscar Monto. Oh yes, also also one of the stars of the TV show Minx and HBO Max.
Well, now it's on Stars Stars as of today. Yes, because it got pulled from HBO Max merged and then yeah, the whole you know, the whole thing, and then Lionsgate said no, no, no, you're coming home with us. Okay, now we're on Stars. Well, you are a star with a Z baby.
When I first heard about the show, I heard seventies fashions, yes, Wieners and Oscar mont Freaking I say, I can't. Can it get any better than that?
No, it can't. It actually can't. Season two it will get better. Truss more doingers, more doingers, more natural doingers, more Doinger diversity.
It's natural doingers meaning they're not prosthetic.
Right, yeah, the real deal, the real deal, the deal. Okay, ding do these people said we are going to be vulnerable in front of a camera. Get those prosthetics off our bodies. They rip it off and we see it. It's like a wig review. There was a dick underneath it, the other dick.
Oh my god, that's amazing. That's drag right there.
That's that's true drag.
So Oscar, you've been on the show. I actually just the other day was recording and I referenced your dream story, which is one of the most incredible stories ever. You were on early in this podcast, probably three years ago, and you also made an appearance doing one of my favorite bits I've ever done in the history of the show,
which was at one of my live shows. Yes, it was when the Elsa from Frozen doll was in the news because this family reported that they had a haunted Elsa doll that kept returning, and we had you on a microphone backstage playing her as I interviewed a an Alsa doll and you.
You bought an Elsa doll. I bought you want to target got an Elsa doll and you're like, okay, I did. Listen.
It could have been a haunted doll. It might have been she might have just been shy, but it was you were so good at it. It was all improvised and it was very funny.
Roz, it was so fun. That's okay. Your live shows, listen. The podcast is amazing, like truly an incredible podcast. Your live shows our next level. Thank you. I can see that compo which is haunted. Yes, like there's an atmosphere of like spooky shit happening over there. But like your shows are you just know how to curate a fucking show. Thank you. You know you know what you're you know what you're doing. You've always know what you're doing.
Twenty twenty three, there will be more people listening just so they know.
If you're in the LA area and haven't seen Ghosted the live show, what the fuck are you doing? Why? Just why not take it on the road? But would you? I would like to.
I don't know, will people come? Yeah, right down in the comments where you want me to go. But if we're in LA and you're not busy shooting, I would all the TV shows and commercials and everything you did, I would. I just want you to buy a ticket full price if you happen to be available, Oscar. I just want to make sure. I'm just making sure you didn't let me finish my sentence I want to make sure.
I want to make sure it's clear that just because you've been on the show, you don't get a discount, but you are expecting you're expected to come.
I see, I see. So ghosts have you had? Any other ones? I have? And really the topic of that live show. I have to tell you about something that went down during that show? What when down during the show? So? Who was who was the psychic that you brought on the show?
I'm guessing it was Elena Elena ser video Shwin.
Yes, she's incredible. She's from Long Island, New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey. Okay, she's in New Jersey. She was incredible a personality. She was like talking to you and then like straight up being like you something happened to you? Blah blah blah. Pretty accurate, right, I was. I was mind you the entire show. I was backstage. I couldn't see anybody. I didn't see what she looked like. I didn't nothing right, So I was hearing her voice. I
was like, she was very engaging, she's very funny. She was calling people out, she was getting really accurate readings. And I was like, for some reason backstage, I was like, don't let her see you because she's gonna call you out on something. I was just like, don't just don't try to afford it. I remember she was calling people out. She was like you over there, yeah, like fully just being like, hey, there's somebody that wants to say this
to you, blah blah blah. And I was like, WHOA really Okay, So she's really just like just like shitting people with her readings, you know. At the end of the show, you like introduced me, I like step out, and I step out and I wave to the audience and I just give a little peek over to her, and she gives me this look that I'm like, the pitch clocked me. She knows something. Oh, And I was like, because I'm curious about the supernatural stuff, but like and
a lot of supernatural shit has happened to me. But I'm like, let me live in my denial world, you know, because if someone would to like she would break it down for me in a way that I would be like, this is too spooky, you know, unsubscribed. I don't want to be a part of this experience is blessed, do you know what I mean? And like sometimes because you know, not all presences are funny or cute or nice like some some people want to wish you harm, you know,
from the other side. So I get my shit to you. And as I'm leaving, she's like, excuse me, and I'm like, oh, no, oh. I turned around. She's there looking amazing, by the way, very Jersey, very very Jersey vibe, one hundred percent of Jersey vibe. And she's like, there's someone that's been following your whole life. And I was like, God, no, lady, please don't. I don't need to hear this. Did you know what she was talking about? Kind of kind of im I've always been like my grandma has been very
sensitive to spirits. She would constantly talk to spirits. And she was the one who raised me because I'm from Columbia, from South America and she her husband died and she would always say that like he was around, Like I would be like helping her in the kitchen, and out of nowhere, she's like, oh, he's touching my hand. Your grandfather's touching my hand, and I would like not be scared.
But there was a little bit of like Grandma's real crazy right now, you know, like a little bit like I don't really believe this is happening, you know, but I you know, growing up, I did see some spirits. I've had some connections to the spiritual realm where I would just see stuff or feel a presence and be like, okay, whatever, moving on, you know. But when she called me out, well, she said, you have had someone following you your whole life. I'm like, oh God, no, no, no, no, And then
she went, she went. She continued to talk, and she said, there is a man, an older man that is not related to you, who a daddy, a sugar daddy who no who follows you around and you knew him when you were very, very very young. He was a family friend, and he's always by your side. He is your guardian angel, and he's looking out for you. And I was like, okay. I was creeped out because I'm like, what do you mean not a family member. I thought it was like
my grandfather who I never met. That was like there. And when she was like, there's a man following you around, I was like, it's my grandfather.
But when she was every time I hear stuff like that, I'm always like, how much are they do?
They do?
They clock out for a couple hours sometimes because I don't need them seeing everything, right that part?
That part, I mean I think about that sometimes I'm like, how these spirits? What this is? No, they can't be watching everything. I don't know. Maybe it's a thing. Maybe they might love watching every I mean, I don't know. Do you choose to be a ghost to follow someone around? Like is that like something you've volunteer for? I don't know. That is weird if I had to, if you had to follow someone around, Like would that be fun for you? Like? What would that?
No?
It?
And if you're constantly just like pushing things out of the way, they're about to fall on them because you're like guardian angeling them at all times.
That's true.
If that is your geek I mean, you can ever take a break. That's probably why they're always watching, even when you're getting freaky geeky, because in case something you know goes wrong, Like what things I've read some things that can happen. I've read and I've seen some you see, I've seen I've seen things that can happen, And you got you got to make sure your guardian angels are keeping things together intact. Intact because sometimes you need a heavenly hand in the room, in the bedroom.
So I get it.
I get why they're watching, and I appreciate that. I don't know, like, when you die, are you in like the the job search, temp office and ghost World And they're like, Okay, you can either be in this house moaning for the rest of your life walking back and forth.
You can follow them.
That's a just person Like, We've got people that you can follow. We have a whole list of people. We can match you with one that we think would be good for you. We could also have you go into someone's house and you just throw shit. That's all you do, is you just throw shit, like once or twice a week. It's pretty simple. Not a bad job. This is like a part time thing now that's more of a gig. Yeah, okay, I see, I see.
I mean, I don't know.
How does it happen where you get disappoint it?
I hate that, you know, when I die, I want to like, I don't know, relax, you know, to like die and then like you know, be a ghost having to like hustle for a gig. Yeah, girl, I do that now, and it's tough. Have you had moments when you.
Have felt like a guardian angel intervened.
Well, the ending to that story, okay, is that she's like, you have a guardian angel who's looking out for you, and he communicates you. He communicates with you through your dreams. Now, if you listen to the first time I was here, I as you know.
I've had stories, I've heard I've had.
That recurring dream since I was five years old that I was going to die before I turned twenty nine, and sure enough that literally was going to happen. And it's been a recurring dream my entire life. So I'm like, this all tracks, do you know what i mean? Sometimes when you get readings with people, they're like sort of on the target but not really bullseye, or like they're bullseye in one aspect and then like often other stuff,
you know. But the fact that she was able to tell me that this is the way that he communicates with me, girl, how.
Has there been communication? Like since that incident?
There has been, There has been, and it's weirdly abstract. I've I've had a weird recurring dream where there's some sort of like creature or monster. It looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, who's on top of my head just tapping my exposed brain. This is very strange, and it's just tapping my exposed brain, and I'm like aware that it's happening, but I'm also like in public and no one is seeing it, and I have to play it off like nothing is wrong. But like, my
brain is exposed. I don't have a cranium, you know, and there's a little creature just tapping the top of my brain. I've had that dream many many times. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, that's gonna happen in real life.
It's like remember the Hannibal movie when he like cuts the guy's head off and he like he's like serving up the pieces of the guy's brain on like a hibachi. Oh my gosh, yes, could it be Now I'm not trying to discredit, but could it be? Like you saw that movie, you saw Ower the Rings, It formed this thing in your brain.
I did a double feature.
You did a double feature, you mixed and matched it. It could be fan fiction.
But the thing is, when that dream that saved my life was so literal, this one feels a little more abstract. I don't know if this is canon. You know, I don't know if this is dream cannon for me, but the fact that it's recurring, it's given me pause.
Does it happen like when you're under stress, when your brain is being poked too hard by things like I don't know, Like, is it you into some freaky I want my brain poked, Yes, poke my brains out. Precious, like what is what does he say? Gollum, my precious, my precious? No, not precious, not the movie precious pace of a novel based on the novel Pushed my Side Fire. No, I mean well, based on the novel by Tolkien, Tolkien, Tolking. You know, I don't know this nerd ship whatever his
name is. And he says something about my precious, You're right, it's I don't know that stuff. Somebody, somebody made me see one of those movies one time, and that's all.
Someone made you see these movies.
No, it was one time, and it was like a bunch of kids were like, for my birthday, we're all gonna see the one of the Lord of the Ring.
No, no, no, no, I don't do that. No, that's those are long ass movies, too very long. And I don't get it no, is it a white person thing? Is it a white person thing?
I don't know.
I mean those Hobbits are white. Is there anyone of color in the in the Hobbit world, in the what do you call that? The universe? The token verse? I don't know if there is a color. There's not even a token person of color? And the token where where are the tokens in Tolken's novels. Exactly where are they? Can't you can't have like an even like ethnically ambiguous hobbit Shake my dad head anyway. All of that is to say, she clocked me hard. I've been thinking about
this spirit. Oh. She also said that sometimes she's like, you feel like someone's pushing you, or like someone's tugging at you or something, And I'm like, I don't know what. No, I don't think so, and she's like, yeah, the next time you feel like a tug or like a pull and you don't know who it's from, that's from your guardian angel, who's sort of like very rough with you because he gets very frustrated with you, but he's very proud of what you're doing, what you've accomplished all that stuff.
And I'm like, huh. Interesting. I haven't felt a phantom tug or a pull, but I'm not crazy about my guardian angel being physically abusive towards me. Do you know who this family friend was? Not at all? I don't know, And again it's super vague. This is someone from Columbia, I assume because that's where I'm from, and so I don't talk to any of my relatives over there, so I don't know who it could possibly be, do you
know what I mean? And I don't know if it's someone who's like friends of the family who felt guilty and then was like, I guess I'll help this sad little gay boy out, you know, Like, I don't know how it worked worked out that way, because that was a baby.
He couldn't have been like this kid's cool, you know what I mean, he's like that kid's gay. That baby's gay.
That is a baby. Yeah, I will say. Growing up with my grandma, my grandma was so I girt. It was so weird. Aside from all of that, like ghost talk or whatever. She would constantly say to me, this is like maybe the birth of my body dysmorphy or something, and she would say, you know, it's such a shame that you're a boy, because you could have been a beauty pageant winner. And I'd be like huh, like literally four four years old, just like what and she's like, Oh,
you just have such womanly thighs and womanly hips. It's such a shame, like you would be such a great pageant queen. Wowly, just like, oh, it's such a shame that you were a boy. I felt like fucking sleep Away Camp. Have you seen that movie?
Oh?
Of course that odd. It felt very that I was. I felt like I was Angela yeah, and I was just like okay. But again, like my whole relationship with my Grandma's just like she would say weird shit and I would just be like mm hmmm and just like keep it moving. Yeah, But like I totally blocked it out until fairly recently in therapy, I was like, wait a second. She would do these weird she would say some weird.
Shit to me, where I'm like what, I know that stuff is tricky for kids because people would say stuff like that to me all the time, and I'd be like, yeah, you're telling me. I know it's a fucking shame.
Do you know what?
I could do with these legs and these eyelashes. You guys try to get me play football. These aren't helping me.
You want to hear a listener story? Yes, please, Okay, this is the story.
It's kind of long, but it's juicy, it's good. Okay, this comes from Hillary, and if anyone listening, Linden, I don't think it's that Hillary.
Actually, let's go with that. It might be.
If anyone listening wants to send me stories. I love reading these with my guests. Or you know what, let's open it up to voice notes. Try to keep it a couple of minutes at the most. Send it to either ghosted by ros at gmail dot com or in a five star review on Apple podcasts. All right, here we go, Hillary says, my name is Hillary Clinton. I am such a huge fan of you in the show. Okay, wait, I'll skip that part. Okay, it's very sweet, huge fan
of you and the show. I wanted to share the spooky and kooky happenings and my apartment that lasted for about a week.
One night, my boyfriend Bill Bill maybe maybe maybe the man on the side.
One night, my boyfriend was washing dishes in the kitchen before he starts. He had opened the cabinets above his head to put the dishes away when he was done. As he's washing the dishes, something small from the cabinet fell into the sink. He was trying to look through the bubbles to see what fell into the sink when the entire shelf of plastic containers in the cabinet collapsed and spilled onto his head. Comedy, that's this feels very ral Stein.
This is giving me goosebumps.
Oh really, I see. I was thinking it was like, I don't know, Laurel and Hardy or something like.
Yeah. Okay.
So he picks everything up and found out that the pin holding one side of the shelf was missing, causing the avalanche of tupperware. He checked the sink and in the drain was the little clear pin that held the shelf. It wasn't broken. He was able to reinstall it and put the shelf back.
It was just like it popped out.
At this point, we had lived in the remember three to four years, and nothing like that had happened before.
Okay, okay, so you know, is that a ghost thing?
I don't know yet, but wait, oh okay, after that incident, I kept waking up in the middle of the night for various reasons. I'm a pretty light sleeper, so it's not surprising to me that I would wake up to small things, but these were weird.
One night, I woke up to someone breathing loudly, not the book on tape.
Annoyed, I turned over to my boyfriend. I heard him breathing, but at the same time I still heard the other loud breathing that woke me up. So both were.
Happening in harmony. Oh, in harmony. Now you go up, you go up one.
Okay, so it says I have no idea where this breathing was coming from. Another night, I heard what sounded like someone walking around the living room dragging their feet on the carpets.
I don't like a drag, like I hate a drag. No, no, no, no again.
I turned to see if it was my boyfriend, because maybe he was me and silly at him, like she reads a walking dead zombie and at midnight in my living room.
Does he tend to do that? It doesn't seem like it, But.
Of course she turns and he's right there sleeping in the bed.
This boyfriend is sleeps a lot huh.
Well, so then one of my worst fears happened multiple times on a few different nights. I always cover my feet with blankets when I'm sleepy. Same girl say, aim, it wasn't a cold hand or even scary, to be honest, just like a gentle but firm touch of someone's entire palm on the top part of my foot between my ankle and my toes. I woke up immediately looked at my feet.
Use me, no run.
They were still under the blanket, but I could feel the lingering touch of whatever was rubbing my foot. Again, my boyfriend was sleeping next to me, so it definitely wasn't him.
Wait, so it went through the sheet into the skin. It was ghost ghost hand on skin? Or was it? Did she feel it over the blanket.
I doesn't necessarily say, but she does always cover her feet, so somehow, someway this hand got on the feet, all right, she writes.
At this point, oh, I don't like that. No, no, no, no.
At this point, I just I just suffered at night with my head under the blankets and didn't tell my boyfriend anything that was happening. Now, I don't know the dynamics of your relationship. But I don't understand like I would tell I would tell everything.
Obviously, he's probably not telling her shit either. He's probably got a stick. Oh just wait, Okay.
I figured the weird things would eventually stop, and I didn't want to scare him. Now I don't want to be traditional here. I feel like I would tell him. I want to be worried about scaring him. I would want him to whoop this ghost ass. How how figure it out? You're a man, men fix things. So towards the end of the week, he told me he needed to tell me something.
Here it comes.
One night, I had fallen asleep earlier than him, and he was watching things on his laptop in the living room on the couch he had dozed off, woken up and saw a girl with long hair wearing a hoodie standing at the end of the l shaped portion of our couch facing him. He thought it was me, but in our small ass apartment, you can see directly into our bedroom from the living room, he could see me sleeping. He looked back at the girl, who he now realized did not have a face.
Stop.
He said, it was super blurry and he was doing weird hand. She was doing weird hand gestures. He said, it was kind of like the anime Naruto.
Is that he say it? Girl, you don't know Naruto? Naruto? Yeah, Naruto or Naruto either or is good? I don't know that. It's a little hand signals when they do their little ninja spells. Okay, I'm learning okay.
But she also writes, but I don't understand that reference. She said that that's what he said, okay, okay. So he forced himself to close his eyes and eventually he fell back asleep. See, I wouldn't be able to sleep after seeing that she has the blurry face, which I mean, you go on Instagram these days, you see a lot of blurd faces. So after he told me his story, I told him all the weird things that were going on with me at nighttime. He made me call my
dad immediately, who became a priest after he retired. How interesting. He came over to bless our apartment and things seemed to settle down. A few days later, my boyfriend had casually mentioned that something had happened on the route he took home from work. The route he was taking every day was a street that cut through a church and a cemetery, both of which were founded in the eighteen hundreds. He said it was a shortcut and saved him a minute or two. So more of the story. Men are
dumb and will bring ghosts home. So I believe it's believed that maybe a ghost, one of these ghosts chilling out there, hopped on with him and came home.
So again, this all happened in a week. Yeah, this is all one week. This is nuts, isn't that crazy? Some anime girl is haunting this house with a blurry face, with a blurry face and a hoodie? Why did the hoodie throw me off?
Hoodies aren't very eighteen hundreds, but maybexact like some I mean, if there's a hood in the eighteen hundreds, it's dark sided.
Yeah, no, that's some sinister stuff. But he said hoodie meaning either an eighteen hundred girl ghosts found a hoodie somewhere and was like, yeah, this is cool. Close. I mean, ken ghosts changed their clothes.
It's a big debate that I've had over the years, but I could see, like, here's the thing. If you've been to Gohot since the eighteen hundreds, right, you know all the tricks, you know everything.
You meet a brand new twenty.
You know, nineteen ghosts or whatever comes in. You whoop that ghost at pre pandemic ghost. You whoop that ghost at little baby ghost, and you take their clothes.
Oh, is that what happens? I mean, why wouldn't that?
Have you been a ghost for literally two hundred plus years, you would be you'd probably be stronger.
If there was a showdown between an eighteen hundred ghost versus a twenty nineteen ghost, the eighteen hundred ghost would win. Now when you when a ghost kills a ghost, how do they They just whoop their ass and they just oh, not even a You can't really kill a ghost. You whoop their ass.
Yeah, you whoop their ass, You take their clothes, and then that's how you get more modern day clothes.
You only gotta fight them. You gotta whoop their ass for their clothes. I think, I don't know.
I'm not a ghost, but I would imagine that that's how it would go down.
I would hate to be a ghost in the eighteen hundreds and see all the changing styles and looking look at mine clothes and be like, I'm still wearing this petticoat, Like no, no, no, I need I need to change it up, especially with a hoodie. I'm like, that looks comfortable as hell.
Yes, if you're from the eighteen hundreds, there was nothing of comfort.
No, you weren't a what bustle.
They didn't have juicy couture like, there was nothing.
I would love to be haunted by a juicy catur ghost.
They gotta be out there with a belly button ring, belly button.
Ring with the whale tail, remember that the whole long. I think a Tinkerbell tramp stamp. Tinker Bell tramps just like that orange tan.
When I went to Disneyland a couple months ago with my friend, we like to do scavenger hunts and like, but we do it real specific and it's with people, like we're looking for like types of people and I one of my favorite ones is tinker Bell Lady, which is just like a lady, like a grown woman that has like a tinker Bell tattoo or.
Like always there's always at least fifty of them.
Yeah, there's a tinker Bell Lady is a type of woman, and she's very like I like tinker Bell because I'm sassy, just like her.
She's just like me.
We're both sassy and a little flirty. That's my favorite kind of woman is a Tinkerbell woman. To be honest, I'm sassy, flirty but still love Disney exactly, and I'm gonna get it.
It's why is it always tramp stamp? I can't every tinker Bell tattoo i've seen was a tramp stamp. Oh I've seen calves, calves of tinker Bell, not where I would put tinker Bell.
Yeah, to be honest, because I was I was searching people because I wanted to win them.
You were terminator scanning them? Oh yeah, yeah, I wanted to win that. Skevenjer hunt really bad.
I'll tell you that's not what this podcast is. But I'll tell you some of my other topics some other time. Okay, let's get back to my let's get done with my objectifying living people, and let's get back to objectifying the dead.
That's a scary story. It was, Hilary, you skid the shit out of me.
But it's a The moral of the story is ghosts can find you. It doesn't matter where you are.
That is, I don't want to believe that. I don't want to believe that a ghost can just like attach themselves to you and just like invade your home. I don't like it. Well, I wonder what you think about this?
No, you want to see an eBay haunted doll?
You know? Ide? Are you me? My favorite thing these.
Days is to go to eBay dot com and look at haunted dolls.
Do you just search haunted dolls? Yes? I do.
It's that simple, that's all anyone has to do.
And you just sell the haunted. That feels irresponsible to me selling haunted dolls on eBay.
Yeah, and I'm sure they're all actually haunted. Okay, So these don't have names, these two, but they do come with like a backstory situation.
Okay, but here they are. There's two of them. They are I can't tell if they're related or they're dating. They're really cute.
One of them is Brunette and has like, um, like the ghost from Ghostbusters, like the big like Marshmallow.
Yes, okay right, the little like Lord faunt and Roy, sort of.
Like very Lord faunt Little Roy, with like a frilly shirt and very high waisted shorts.
And then the other one kind of Alice in Wonderland goes to prep school.
Alice in Wonderland, but her hair is cut short. It's a little bit Drew Barrymore from Scream. And you know this looks like a queer couple, to be honest with you, I mean they both have lipstick on because I was thinking more mask with this with the one with the hat. But they both have on the lipstick and it looks like a lash so or at least mascara.
So let's read about them. I love Okay, so this okay they're going for that's it. This.
This is a pair of vintage dolls from the nineteen fifties, vinyl boy and girl dolls, resting unmarked, about twelve inches tall. I feel they are evil and have a haunted feeling about them. I don't deal with creepy dolls. I buy and sell old dolls and toys. You can see from my listings. I purchase items from estate sales here in North Carolina. I picked up these dolls from the original owner at an estate sale. She laughed when I picked them up and said they needed a good home.
And I said, I.
Hope you like dolls. Oh no, she said, she said, quote I hope you like dolls. These dolls like to play. I laughed, and I said I love dolls, and I wanted to purchase them. I thought she was a kooky old woman just playing with me. Well, I brought them home and I've had bad luck ever since. They give off a creepy feeling. You can feel it, and my pictures that I took they give me a bad feeling.
And my husband and I had nightmares, many nightmares that we can't explain because we have never had them before.
Nightmares.
I believe I put them in my bedroom to play a joke at my husband and creep them out, and the joke was on me. As we have had bad dreams and bad luck the last few weeks and nothing is going right ever since I brought the dolls into our home. I feel they are evil. The feeling you get is awful when you are near them. They are creepy and give off an evil feeling. Okay, I can't explain it. Just look at my pictures You'll see what I mean. You can get the feeling of evil from
my photos. My family wants these dolls out so here they are up for auction. I want them out of our home. They're in a shoe box, the same box the owners sold them to me. They're ready to ship forty nine ninety nine. I want them out of my house, but not for free.
It's giving, it's giving. It's not my fault. My life is bad. It's the dolls. Sure, sure, allegedly. Well, it's hard to sell.
I mean, I appreciate the honesty, but also like, you're not selling me on these dolls same.
I'm like, I need more details, I need more specificity. You can't just say feeling six hundred times and say that they're haunted bad luck and nightmares? What kind what kind of nightmares? What kind of bad luck are you? Yes? Before I purchase, I'm willing to pay double if you go into great detail about what kind of luck you've been having and what kind of nightmares you're having. That's
what I want to know. Yeah, okay, because if the nightmares are like, you know, I had sleep paralysis, it's like, girl, really I don't want that. Yeah, but everyone's got it, you know, it's I've never had it. You've never had sleep paralysis, never, And I refuse to. I will not that it don't work that way. Yes it does, Yes, it does.
The more you talk about it and the more you think about it, the better chance of it happening in some cases. In some cases I read this part online that if you you can like, the more you start thinking about it, it's like in your.
Head and so you just don't think about it.
Oh, I think about it constantly, but I'm what I'm thinking is it's not gonna happen.
I don't like secret this whole thing. You're like the divers secret gossip. Yes, you want to hear some ghost voices? Yeah, it's time for ev or ev plase.
I used to go to YouTube and I like to look for people's electronic voice phenomenal ghost voices. They believe they've captured the audio of. I'm gonna play you two of them, and I want you to tell me what you hear. I'll give you some options. The correct answer will be what the ghost hunter believes.
Okay, so this.
First one was posted by Justin Timmins.
Is that the ghost hunter or just a person?
It's the person I think they do ghost hunting. They did not say what the location was, But what is this ghost saying? Yeah, it's real, crystal clear and beautiful, like real relaxing sound.
And where we don't know where if this is a hotel or a boat or anything like that.
A windstorm maybe sounds like it. But there is a voice that's like I hear the voice.
Hmm, what do you think it's saying. It honestly sounds like the beginning of it, like an industrial song, like it's about to be like an Aphex Twin song. You know what I mean. I don't know that I heard I want you at the end, I just right, I want you. Well, that's not saying like optimist. Probably actually like a transformer.
Is it a I want to get some chicken? B I am so evil Cee, don't you hurt me, bitch? Or d wash your hair sick. I am saying this because my hair is so dirty today and it was some fresh on my mind.
You're telling me one of these is correct.
Yes, one of these is correct.
I don't believe you. I'm hearing. Honestly, I'm hearing E. I want to come. I want you. That's what I'm hearing. That's what I'm hearing. Listen, listen again, come, I want you.
Well, they believe that it's saying, don't you hurt me, bitch?
M I kind of hear it, don't you hurt And then after that I'm like that. That ain't I hear it at the end from a bitch that's a three syllable bitch, then the itch that was a long bitch. Then all right, wait one more time, one more time. I want to hear it one more time. Don't you hurt me, bitch.
You just got aggressive the way that you just I just raised my finger. I just lip sank it for Oscar. Don't hurt me, bitch. Okay, next one.
Mm hmmm.
I believe this isn't a house and it was posted by Joseph Fontaine.
What is it saying? Is it the same voice? Is it the same ghost? No, it's definitely not as deep. I'm hearing words. I'm hearing words. Don't you cry. Don't you cry, I'll knock you out. That's what I hear. Don't you cry, I'll knock you out. Wow, that's what I'm hearing that, which is like, yeah, mixed signals there, what's going on?
That's the eighteen hundreds ghost talking to the twenty nineteen ghost being like, don't you cry, I'll knock you out. Just give me the hoodie, okay? Is it a I'm obsessed with Greg Canear? Yes, after Greg Knear.
As good as it gets. Greg canere Yes, is it be they're upstairs? Get out of here?
Is it c I'm upset because what you said or d I must add I can do my own stunts.
All right. I like the idea of a struggling actor still trying to find a job out in the afterlife.
That's that's The town we live in is filled with ghosts that are just like one other thing. I can do accents if you need it. It's like every ghost hunt in Hollywood. It's like, oh, this is like this ghost must be from New York. And then it's like, oh, now there's another one. It must be from Australia. And then it's like no, it's just some voiceover artists that died, just being like look what I can do?
Yes, in this room, all I'm hearing is I almost got that part. Yeah.
Oh now it's so weird. It sounds like a penguin. It sounds like a penguin with a dream. I can't describe it, but the voice I'm hearing it sounds like a penguin.
What's this floating?
Is this a voice over real tape?
Yeah?
Okay, let's get back to that. Okay, do you want the options again. Yes, please, I'm obsessed with Greg kinnear. They're upstairs, get out of here.
That's that's what I want to say.
I'm upset because what you said I must add. I could do my own stunts.
Oh gosh, is it the third one?
I'm upset because what you said. They believe it's the second one. Okay, they're upstairs, get out of here.
Okay, there. It almost sounds like two different goes. It does stare upstairs or maybe one ghost. You know what it is. It's one ghost doing a self tape and it can't find a reader, so they have to do the other part. Remind me of the times you had to do that?
All right, Oscar, Yes, last thing, I just want to ask you your.
Thoughts. What about.
About some paranormal topics? Yes, okay, big but sorry babes, sorry, babes, sorry babes.
Not real, not really real, not real really big foot. I don't know. It feels like a doesn't feel real? Are you Why do you not think it's real? Just doesn't feel real.
That's you can't that's not like an acceptable answer. What It just feels like a weird marketing to sell the camp the wildlife to sell camping, to sell wild life, to be like, look at.
What you could find if you go out camping. This crazy monster put on by the who the the Wildlife Yeah Federation. Yeah yeah, look at this. Ooh, it's like the Lockness Monster. Bigfoot in the Lockness Monsters is the same kind of category. We know that the Lockness Monster does not exist. No, we don't, Yes we do. Who the picture was was debunked?
Well, a lot of things have been debunked, but that doesn't mean that they're not they're okay, fair, some people tried fair.
Fair. You know, you're saying the Lockness Monster exists. I'm saying I don't know. You think Bigfoot exists?
I don't know, but I know a lot of people have said that they've seen Bigfoot.
Who there's people? Okay, Okay, So it's gonna have to be like this. Well, I mean, if you give me a name and then you google that name, and if wildlife ranger or you know what I mean, like camp in Aficionado doesn't pop up in their resume, then I'll believe you. All right, So what about this a man in Florida? Credible? Really credible? That is a state in America automatically debunked. A man in Florida who was hunting hogs, aren't we all.
Was out there and he spotted what many people are calling the best footage ever.
And I'll show it to you.
This article is on LADBible dot com and there's actually a video that's on you.
I'm sorry you think Bigfoot lives in Florida.
Bigfoot lives in every single state. Oh so there's different ones.
Okay, so bigfoot is like big feet. There's like tons of Oh yeah, there's big feet. Okay, look at that. Tell me that's not real. I can't see it. It looks like a bear to me. I'm not gonna lie. I don't see where it is. Where is it? It's like there's this thing here?
Yeah, all right, what we're looking at is I believe this man was just out there he saw something that's a bear.
That's not a bear, it's what is that? Then it looks like a gorilla. It kind of does look like a gorilla. Oh it's standing up. Yes, it's arms are really long. This looks like a gorilla to me. But a gorilla in Florida they.
Call him skunk apes down there? What I mean, it's not exactly the same thing, but that looks to me it feels like a gorilla that escaped from the zoo. I mean, because it's so close this man. So, I'm pretty sure I just turned you into a believer.
Yes, you made me believe that gorillas do in fact exist.
Let me just get shut up. This guy's name was Josh high Cliff.
That was his name. You can check out his video online. It's pretty good.
All right, let me ask you one more synchronicities, What do you mean do you? Are you the kind of person, right place at the right time, absolutely that things should have happened.
Then destiny absolutely absolutely absolutely tell me about it. Well, you know now that we're it's a nice say you smart? Nice still segue into Minx. So when it came to auditioning for Minx, like I I Minx was the very last in person audition I went on in February of twenty twenty before the shutdown happened, and I booked Minks based on that one audition, which is, if anyone works in this industry, it's it's sort of impossible. And that's not to say that I'm like.
Really, that's usually what happens for me. It happens for every single time.
I honestly I would believe it. I truly would.
Absolutely not, but especially for something like that, like, yeah, it's.
Like a big role. And also, like every single thing I've I was in the process of in the process of auditioning for another show while I was like waiting on Minx, and I auditioned for like four months on this project, fully convinced I was gonna get it. I was like, Okay, cool, it didn't work out for me, and I was like just devastated because like that's a
whole that's the auditions. The audition process is like you have an audition, then you get a callback, and then you go through a bunch of other callbacks until they weed out all the people they don't want, until you get to like the producer session, and then even then it's like not really certain, and then you book the job, maybe maybe you book the pilot. Then you get replaced with someone else. It's just an insane business. But I
think I auditioned for this thing. I thought I was gonna book it, even though the character was really wrong for me, like it just didn't make sense. I was playing a straight person. How on this show that was like a dad of a twelve year old. It just like felt so like I don't know, it just felt so weird, but you know, going through whatever, blah blah blah. It didn't work out for me. I was devastated. Then I got a call from my manager being like, hey,
you're still on this. You're still in the running for a MINX and I was like, what the hell show is this? I don't even remember because I auditioned so long ago. Then when I got the callback, everything was on zoom and they canceled that callback, and so I was devastated. And then later on they were like, oh, you have a producer session, which to get to that step is like insane, you know. And then right before I went to the session, they canceled it because they're like, oh, yeah,
we're done for the day. And I was like, well, fuck, that's it. That's it. I will never work again because that's how I am. And then I ended up getting the job based on that one thing, and it's because the showrunner from that tape was like, we knew you were right for that job. And it really is wild to me that I ended up working on this role in this show because this role really changed my entire life in terms of the way that I my perspective
on bodies. Because if you don't know, Mix is a show about the first erotic magazine for women, and I play a photographer who takes pictures of naked men and the most beautiful quote unquote like stereotypically beautiful.
Men out there with like impacts and likes.
With real penis is exactly. Yeah, And I hear stories from and I've always, like my entire life, I've always like felt very weird about my body. You know. I was a dancer before I did comedy, so like that part, and I was always constantly sort of embarrassed by like
my own sort of like physical appearance. But weirdly, working on this show, it's given me so much more co confidence about my body image issues and like realizing like, oh, everyone's going on their own body journey, like you can be you can have the quote unquote perfect body and still find things that are wrong with it, still be able to pick it apart and still be like nervous
about it and shy about it and stuff. And that was like unheard of for me, you know, because I was just like, no, Like the people in the Ivory Tower are like loving every aspect of their being because they work really hard on it. And I was like, oh, no, Like, we all are going through that together and it's in the mind and there's tons of things to celebrate about our bodies and where we are in that process right now.
And I wouldn't. I truly, and I'm telling you right now, I would have never realized that if I didn't book this job, if I didn't audition for it in February, you know what I mean. And also if I got called back, because my ass would have sabotaged the shit out of myself. I know it to be true. It just felt like it was all destined to happen, you know. So I truly believe in happenstance, synchronicity, all of that stuff. That shit is so real to me.
The end, you could have just said yes, we would have accepted.
Yes, I believe in syncreticity. In short, No, that was amazing. I'm so happy for you. I'm happy for you. We're doing big things, baby.
Well tell everyone where to find you and all that stuff.
You can find me on social media at Ozzimo Ozzymo on Instagram and Twitter, and that's it. Check out the show, Oh yes, and also watch makes on Stars.
Are you in any commercials right now that we should look out for?
Oh no, oh no. The last thing I booked was a progressive commercial, but I got COVID at a wedding and and I couldn't do the job was flowing it? John Hamm was in it. Oh my, I love Stephanie Courtney though. Who flow? Oh? Is that her name? Yeah?
She did Golden Girls with us a couple months ago.
Oh my god. She seems like a cool cast. She's the best. She seems really fun, so cool. I want to meet her. Thank you for doing this. I love you.
Thank you so much to Oscar Montoya. Go watch the YouTube video version if that's sort of more your thing.
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