Dylan Adler is a Vessel

What's that at the bed It's spooky. Hey, Joky, I'm really sure it's dead. It's coming this way.

Wait a minute, Hey, I.

Ghosted I gas nadas Pllease hey boo, It's me Raz and welcome to Ghosted by Raz Hernandez, the podcast where I talk to people that I like about the paranormal. Hey, real quick, I just want to say that this is one of your last opportunities in the LA area to come see me doing Ghosted live on stage at Largo at the Coronet Theater, which is in Hollywood, and that is next week, which is the fifth of March. You can get those tickets at Largo dash la dot com

Hello, it is an honor to be here. The feeling is mutual, bitch.

Thanks for joining me, Thank.

You for having me.

How are you?

I'm good? I am. I am in my LA apartment. I got my COVID tetanis and flu shot yesterday, so I'm a little you know, feeling those, but I'm happy to be here to talk about ghosts with you. Ras.

You know, sometimes when you're like sick or just kind of like in that kind of state, I don't know, in a different state than just regular healthy. Sometimes that opens you up more to the spiritual realm.

People believe really Oh my, I love that. Well, I think that's perfect that I'm this way because I'm a little I'm a vessel.

You're a vessel. So I'm joined today by a vessel. Vessel, Dylan Adler, I don't know much about your thoughts on the paranormal ghosts, spiritualness.

Mm hmm.

Where are you at? Just generally speaking.

I fully believe. I believe in the ghosts. I believe that, you know, your spirit does not die. I listen to super Soil Sunday Oprah.

Oh.

But you know, I fully do believe in ghosts. I believe in that the full dies and then the spirit lives on. I fully do believe that.

So you believe in life after love?

Yeah? Absolutely absolutely.

Were you raised in a way culturally, religiously, anything like that that would form your beliefs on this stuff?

Well, my dad is Jewish, but he's very like science, and he's very he doesn't believe in that. He believes in science. And it's like when you're dead, You're dead. My oj and Obachan. My mom's parents are Buddhists, so I think reincarnation. But my mom is slightly Buddhist but more spiritual and does believe in that. She does believe in the spirits and the ghosts and the thing.

I love Buddhism. Yeah, I mean, Buddhism to me makes the most sense.

It's the cuntiest religion. It's the most free, it's the most chill. Yeah, it's it's it's really a good one.

And a lot of it is about like personal ownership and like taking control of your own like dealing with what's going on within and hm, that kind of a thing. I don't know. I like that.

I mean, and it really is like it's not like either you believe or EA done. It's like you can take as much as you want. You can dip in, you can dip it's like very much. Yes, it's very much. Just guidelines.

Yeah, I like guidelines. Wow. So you were not raised around any Christianity or Catholicism or any of the stuff. No, no, that turned me into.

This no noo.

Buddhism and Judaism.

That's right.

So have you ever had a ghost experience or anything of that nature yourself.

I feel like I felt the presence of ghosts before one hundred.

Percent where in my house that one right there?

No, not this, Oh this this is a sterile new building. No ghosts here.

That's where they get you though. Really you might think that there's no ghost there. What do you mean That land's been there for forever? Who knows what's happened there?

Oh that's true. I guess you're right.

You just never know that. In unit laundry I see behind you. It could have been owned by a witch that used to clean her broomsticks, is there?

M hm?

You just never know, Yes, I just never know.

That's true.

Okay. So wait, mm hmm, you had a ghost in your home?

I mean I felt, you know, later in life, I felt a little more spiritual and you know, like I could sense dead relatives in my house, yes, and my childhood home.

What does that mean?

Like it just sends the presence of you know, a past grand grandparent like you said me, yeah, or you just feel you feel them, or like in the room where they used to stay when they came to our house, you feel their presence there. Oh okay, I mean I can I get into I had a psychedelic experience.

With Ooh, okay, give it to me with this.

A drug called bouffo.

Excuse me.

Yes, it sounds sexual, but it's a.

Boot I think I got a boufo one time from this guy. Well, you probably did, but it wasn't psychedelic.

It was psychedelic.

Wait, is boofed? Is that a thing?

Boofing? I think it is. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary. Boofing is something sexual. I've never done it. Yeah, what is it? Boofing?

I'm about to google boof.

Please google boofing?

Is that? Yeah?

Boof Fiddler on the boof.

I'm terrified of what this is gonna mean. Yeah, okay, boofing. Oh, it's a term used for anal sex in the eighties. Oh oh, More recently, it's the act of inserting drugs.

Into the eighties. Okay, that's boofing.

Okay, so you boothed some boof I.

Boothed some boof So this is DMT so it's like ayahuasca. But it makes your ego completely die, and so I experienced ego deaths.

I could challenge that my ego. I would need a lot.

Oh my god, I mean, like I was skeptical too, but ros the ego died.

How do you do it?

You smoke it inhale it and then it hits immediately and it's ceremonial. So basically, there were two white women who were there who guided me through it and who kind of like you know, were like guiding the whole ceremony. This all happened in the Chill the hotel in New York, very haunted, very haunted. I did it in the room where Janis Joplin stayed.

How did this happen?

This happened? Because Okay, so this is crazy. I have this show called Rape Victims or Horny Too. The show is basically about like healing from rape Tauman like all this stuff. I do it with my friend Kelly Bachman, and then my friend Florence saw the show. Me and Florence started talking about it, and she talked about this buffo, this psychedelic experience she did with this toad venom and how powerful it was. And I felt like there was something inside of me that felt very drawn to it.

U huh.

And I looked into it and I prepared for it. You have to kind of like fast a day before, and so then I did it, and it was one of the most undescribable things I've been through.

It was really intense, like a spiritual, supernatural situation.

Yes, so I inhaled it. My ego immediately died, and I felt as though I was not Dylan Adler. I was just a fabric of the universe. And I could hear all these voices of like, we've been waiting for you, welcome, welcome, We've been waiting for you, even waiting for you. Oh, isn't that crazy? And I cried, I laughed. It was this like emotional cathartic and I felt the presence of my grandmother who passed away. I like really felt it, and I felt her connection to my older sister who

I've said this many times about psychic which is not something I have experienced with, but people do sometimes tell me these stories here, and it's like, I think it's easy for people to be like, you, we're just on drugs or whatever, but I'm like, I don't know. I think that it can, Like, you know, you're put in this state where you're no longer focused on all the shit that you focus on as a human adult in the world, and you're opened up to another realm around you.

Experiences one hundred percent, one thousand percent. I mean there's a difference between this drug and fucking kenemye or like, I don't know, like a partied, but like this to me was like whoa this this cracked open shit that was in there, that was already just in me.

How long did it last?

An hour?

Oh, that's not too bad, not too bad. So Chelsea Hotel is very haunted from what they say.

I felt very dark energy in there. It was dark ghost energy.

That's what I've heard. I've never been there, but I've heard a lot of different stories, and I've even heard Stories. If I'm not mistaken. There's the one guy from the Sopranos. I can't remember his name right now. He's also in White.

Lotus, James Gandalpini.

Now, who's the one that's in White Lotus?

Oh? Oh yeah, I can see his face?

So that guy? Yeah, yeah, he goes on celebrity ghost stories one time and tells a story about when he lived there and how there was like Titanic survivors that they like housed there or something. Really listen, don't be taking facts from me right now. But I just boofed, oh.

My gosh, so high.

But I'm pretty sure it was something like that.

I mean, like, there's so many cre creatives, songwriters and like poets and like who lived and have history there. So I just sensed a lot of creative but very dark creative energy.

Yeah for sure. Can I tell you a story that I.

Researched, Oh my god, please.

This story is called Pete the poulter Geist. Are you familiar with poultry geists?

I know the movie, I know the word, but you better get into that specific description.

Well, I mean it means noisy ghosts, oh and ghost but loud ghosts, but make it loud. M h, it's like the j LO, like, let's get loud.

Okay, So it's inauguration white House ghost exactly.

So basically, when you die, you could say let's be peaceful or let's get loud.

When I get lowered into the earth, I want the song that's played is let's get loud.

During the national anthem. Absolutely, yes, that's basically what it is. Now. Sometimes it's like a human ghost that's like also for whatever reason, can throw shit around. Some people believe that it's telekinesis, like it's all being moved with the mind, either from a dead person that can like look at something and move it or a living person that can do that, and they just don't realize that they're the ones that are doing it. They can't necessarily control it.

Okay.

So this is Pete the Poultergeist, and Pete the Poultergeist was most famously featured in a nineteen nineties TV show like a kind of paranormal fun. Nineties British show called Strange but True But it is a true story and it took place in Wales in Cardiff. The stars of this story we got Pat and John Matthews. They own a lawnmower repair service, and they also would sell lawnmowers.

Don't throw stones at a glass at a glass if you live in a glasse.

In a glass lawnmower factory. So they go outside and they're like, which, what are you kids? Is throw it? There's nobody the stones are coming from? Now where? Whoa, there's no source, but they are indeed stones being thrown at them.

Oh my god.

So then the activity is starting to ramp up as the days go on. Oh, they start seeing little small objects in there. I keep saying studio because I don't know anything about motors or anything. What do you call it a repair shop? Like an auto?

Yeah? No, it's a motor one bedroom.

It's like it's like a body shop.

Yea auto the auto repair mower shop for lawnmowers.

Yes, they got a lot of little bits and pieces around their equipment. They're starting to see these little things getting thrown around, like little ball bearings, also more stones just getting thrown around, and it's a little weird for them, but they're kind of like, yeah, they're kind of still convinced that it's probably somebody that works there that's just like being silly or a kid or yeah. Then they notice that there's an area in the shop that is

Okay, wow, I'm not sure.

But they would smell a horrible smell of something burning. Then stuff would start to go missing. A pair of keys was nowhere to be found for about five to ten minutes. They're like, where are these damn keys? And then I don't know where it just gets thrown across the room.

WHOA.

So every morning their interns would find money, no unpaid interns here. They would find ten pound notes.

That's so woke.

It's so woke. And they're still like, okay, it's one of these employees. So they decide to get all the employees together put their hands on a table in the shop, and they're like, okay, so no one can move. There's no way that any of us are throwing anything. And then John the owner is like, all right, if you're here, you know, throw a stone. And then all of a sudden, stone gets thrown at them.

Wow.

And then he's like, oh shit, we need to like write this down as we do this experiment. Right when he says that, they all claim that a pen gets thrown at them. After he says we need to write this down.

Wow. Like this ghost, this ghost is kind of sassy.

I know. Yeah, you're like, oh, is this what you need?

Is this what you need?

Ballpoint? So then they make different requests. They're like, can you throw some small engine parts at us? They throw little pieces.

Oh, oh my god, you told me a husband, I know my thoughts exactly right.

You got more of that money.

Yeah.

So this is when they realize, okay, this is a ghost. So they say that they were never afraid. They decided to name met Pete and they thought of it like it was a family member.

Oh, this is very.

Intelligent for a ghost. To be able to like take commands. Yeah, that's pretty out there. Usually ghosts are just kind of like they come and go and they do a little bit here and there. But this ghost seemed to be like here to play and ready whenever.

I really love Pete.

Pete is queen.

Yeah.

So they called a local professor that was a parapsychologist, and when he arrived, he was greeted by something being thrown and they're like, okay, mm hmm, we got us a ghost. Let's do this. So what the parapsychologist noticed is that there seems to be a focal point in the shop where the objects land, like it seems to always be kind of going to this one spot. And the parapsychologists noticed there was no seeing the objects flying like they he just kind of like appeared. He said.

Like appeared out of nowhere.

Yeah. And by the way, there's a clip on YouTube of the segment from Strange but True of this if you just type in Pete the Poulter guys, and you can see all these people getting interviewed. Yeah, so now that we got other people involved here, this is when the newspaper articles start to get written. And it was drawn in customers and they witnessed the activity themselves, all

Oh my god, Pete's little boy.

They then moved to a larger place because they were booming. Honey, whoa you need a lawnmower in Wales, this is the place to go. So Pete did not move with them. However, he moved in with Fred, the man that saw the ghost.

Oh so Pete is just like kind of a member of Fred's family.

Yeah, He's like, I'll go with you. That's fine, that's so cute. Fred said that picture frames would turn, things would get thrown around the house. But then apparently there was like a piece of pottery that kept disappearing and reappearing in his house, and then his wife and he broke a piece off of it, and then somehow that stopped it, and then Pete was gone for forever. I don't know that's how the story ends. It's a little strange but true.

Wow.

So that was Pete the Poultergeist.

Wow. I mean Pete is such a sleady.

I really like Pete.

I like Pete.

Would you like to meet a haunted doll?

Yes? I would.

All right, it's time for a segment. I like to call the dolls are living? Jieha. Could you show us this doll, Dylan Outler? I would like you to meet Ralph.

Whoa.

So we've got Ralph here?

Who we should do?

Ralph is a clown. She's giving is it Paisley? What is that? I don't or no, it's got like little I don't know, ornaments or something. We've got some poofballs on the chest, a very classic clown look with a matching poofball hat, yes, which I appreciate.

She's giving retirement home in what way? I don't know. She just she reminds me of my white grandma. Maybe I don't even know. Does that make sense?

Yeah? I mean it's nice that she's got comfy clothes on, but still did a full beat, not a shape out of place, on that face.

It's like a zoom show pajamas, but a full beat.

Exactly. Yeah, this is a livestream drag show is basically what Miss Ralph is given.

It's drag race COVID time.

Yes, exactly. Okay, So Ralph comes with a biography. I'm not gonna lie. It's a very long biography. So we'll just give you until we can't take anymore. We'll just go through a little bit of this. Ralph is currently going for one hundred and fifty five big ones American USD Wow. Now you I don't seem to be very familiar with this world. Don't worry. Uh, this is the world. I live in the eBay Haunted Doll community, and I will say one hundred and fifty five it's up there, Okay.

Oh.

He was a well known man that owned an ice cream shop and the kids would stop there on their way home from school. Ralph was always joking around with them as well as their parents, and they would come to the shop on a Saturday night. Ralph was well liked by the town. He was successful with his little ice cream shop for over twenty years. But Ralph went out of business when he was found selling drugs from the shop. Oh my god, nobody caught him until one night.

Oh okay, yes, Ralph.

So he then went to fifteen years in prison.

Okay, so there's the darkness to Ralph, And I'm really sensing that from the clown. From this doll, I sense that kind of.

Kids orce cream, ice cream and drugs, if you want exactly. He died in prison. He was hitting the head whatever. Okay, so he was fifty five years old. So anyway, he's chosen this clown to be his vessel. But it's in all caps. Ralph is no clown at all. He really believes this clown doll will throw you off and make you think that he's just another funny clown, and he intends to do just that. But Ralph has been with me for the last three months, and I honestly cannot

Womanisah.

As he made his way down the bottom shelf, I scooped him up and then we went home. After we left. I had some other spirit dolls I had been given, and in my back seat I heard one scream out. Oh it was loud. I whipped my head around and all I saw was Ralph wink at me. And the others were very quiet and most looked very tired, so I kept driving. Okay, this is very long, but basically Ralph is haunted. A lot of things have happened with Ralph.

Oh my god.

Okay, there's a lot going on here.

Oh my god. For one fifty five, I'm getting.

Yeah, if that's something that you're interested in, Are you kidding? That's Ralph.

That's crazy to me. No, whoa no, yeah, whoa Okay. I'm like wondering, like do the other dolls give her this flack? I'm just like curious about, like, you know, she's in I don't know, maybe with enamored or in love with Ralph at first.

And yeah, she thought he was just flirting.

Yeah, exactly.

You know, he looks like your average cute guy.

He looks like your average your white grandma.

With a beat, with a beat, Toddy, I want to do just a special thing real quick. This is a bonus Haunted dolls, much shorter, and it's also not a doll. I was looking through haunted dolls and I found they also sell haunted objects, which are not really as fun usually, but this was in my price range and I found it interesting. Jieha, can we put up that picture? Oh it's a Snicker's bar okay, yes, but it's a seventeen dollars in ninety nine cent Snickers bar okay and has a spirit attached to it.

Oh my god, please please, Now, what would you guess?

The spirit's name is, Oh my god, Delilah, Candy, Oh my god, it's candy news. It says, this amazing demonic love magic spirit is Candy.

Oh my god.

She has the ability to manifest the most loyal and passionate romantic soulmate in your life. This is specially for black love magic. It has the ability to manipulate an influence based on whatever you want. Witches have been using this for years. However, if you're a beginner, just take it easy and meditate a few times before using this. This candy comes from a witch who loved candy so much that she put a spell on it before she

Wow.

So do you think that this is a person that bought a Snicker's bar and wanted to upsell it for about sixteen dollars?

I think ninety. It's very likely. But this is it and with other with other sweets, she buys them and copy and pastes this. Okay, it's like a very copy and pasteable thing. This skittles, this gushers, these Swedish fish, These these Swedish fish, you know, these these dogs? You know?

Honestly, I bet you it works, I mean honestly.

Yeah. I mean it's pretty compelling.

Because it's not that much money, but like the profit margin is pretty good.

I mean, like the benefit you get from this is huge.

Yeah, that's not bad. Can't play you some ghost voices? Please, it's time for EVP or ev please. Have you ever heard the term EVP?

No executive producer, no sense, that's EP, that's it, thank you.

Executive vice president is usually EVP, but not in this world, not in the world of ghosted. EVP is electronic voice phenomenal. So it's what they call anytime they capture a ghost speaking, oh my god. A lot of times paranormal like ghost hunters will capture, you know, a little day and then I'll be like, oh my god, the ghost just said, oh my god, I'm hungry.

Oh my god.

So I go to YouTube where there's hundreds and thousands of people that have posted their EVPs. I'm gonna play you too, and I want you to tell me what you hear okay, And then I'm gonna give you four options, one of them being the correct answer, which is what the ghost hunter believed it said.

Okay.

So here's the first one. This is posted by somebody named Gerald Reynolds and it was captured at a place called Rancho Camulos in eastern Ventura County. What is this ghost saying? Okay, it's a bit of a whisper. Did you hear it? I'll play it again.

Do you have a later? Do you have a later? That's it?

Yeah? Maybe there is smoker. Yeah, that's not what Jerald Reynolds thought.

Oh okay, is it.

A you want a happy meal? Is it B? Ge? What happened? Is it C? Two can make it all right? Or is it D? I'm sorry, I'm boofing? Okay? Which one is that? Let me play it one more time?

Two can make it right.

He believes that it is saying, gee, what happened? Oh wait, let's now that we know that, let's listen again.

Gee.

Oh okay, okay, yeah, no, I hear that.

Now.

Maybe the ending part is not part of the EVP. Maybe it's somebody else speaking, So it's like, gee, what happened? Okay, okay, yeah, I'll give it to you Gerald. Here's one more. This is from Wasted Youth for twenty six at an unknown location.

What is it saying? Gog go gag?

A girl goga go ga?

Oh? Men are dogs? You know? Got?

Yeah? Yeah, that's not what Wasted Youth four twenty six thoughts. Did they think it was A You're the best? Do they think it was B He's with us? Do they think it was C? Hit the dust or d let's go boofing.

I think it was hit the.

Dust, Yes, hit the dust. Yeah, very good.

It comes with that menacing energy.

Okay, we're gonna do one last thing here. You know, I'm just gonna fire up some supernatural things and I want to get to know you better. I'm just curious your thoughts on any of these. Maybe it'll inspire a story for you, or maybe you just have some good thoughts on them. Something funny, something interesting, something scary. I don't know. We'll see what happens.

All right.

What do you think of psychics?

I believe in psychics. I fully do believe. I love Long Island medium, and I you know, I've I've always believed that they are channeling something.

Yeah, I want her to channel her email account that I've emailed since I've started this podcast. Teresa, baby girl, We're dying to talk to you over here. We are dying.

We're dying.

Yes, Oh, you talk to dead people. I'm dying to talk to you exactly.

You connect with the dead, connects through email to ros Hernandez in this real world.

Thank you. Yeah, she's iconic and the look is everything.

Yeah.

Have you been to a psychic.

I've never been. I kind of wanna.

Yeah, you need to. You live in La now I do. What do you think about synchronicities? Do you read into that kind of a thing or do you just go, oh, that's a weird coincidence.

I love synchronicity, and I think it's you know, just one story about synchronicity. When my Grammy passed away, my sister had a special connection and my sister is like developmentally delayed, and like my Grammy passed away on New Year's On New Year's Day twenty eighteen, and that morning, my sister went to a painting she didn't like. No one told her that she passed away. She went to a painting of my Grammy that my grammy painted and

Oh yeah, you know what, I just remembered something. You're a twin. Do you find that there's like weird twin stuff that's kind of like beyond just like science m Do you ever have like share feelings or do you ever go, oh, my twin's in danger? Or I don't know, you know how.

I feel about that. I always know my twin is in danger because he'll call me whenever the slightest inconvenience happened to him. So I know, just synchronousity, because he's blowing up my phone in my tax.

So it's never happened. Where like your twin broke their ankle or something, and then you're like my ankle, herds.

No, that's not that's not happened, but maybe it will. Really, it's never happens.

I know, I swear I've heard it from twins. Really, this is the thing that people report.

Speaking of which he's calling me right now. If that isn't enstinct, then what is?

Well, we will wrap it up. Wait, I just want to know like one or two more things.

About you, please please? Yes?

What do you think of curses?

Fully real? I believe curses.

Do you think someone can be cursed?

Yes? I think I think I've been cursed by how oh my god, when I was in my drinking days, I think I've been cursed meaning what oh, just you know, like I've done regrettable things. Then you know it's just like, oh, that person is like cursed to me from Afar.

I don't know, you know, like evil Eye?

Sure? Yes?

Okay. Do you believe in Bigfoot?

No?

Why? I think Bigfoot is just strong with you.

I think Bigfoot is drama confloma and that's lockness monster vibe. Oh. I believe in other things, but Bigfoot. I'm like, that is just straight men from Canada trying to be interesting.

Yeah, okay, I could see that.

Mm hmmmm hm.

Okay, last one, past lives? Do you subscribe to that belief?

Absolutuckingly? I subscribe.

What do you think your past lives were?

I think I was a white woman before this because there is a white woman inside of me one thousand percent. There is an entitled white woman inside of me.

Well, thank you so much for joining me.

Love you, Oz, thank you for having me.

You are a fabric of the universe. What did you call yourself when you.

Were Yeah, fabric of the universe ego dide fabric you.

Yes? Can you tell people where to find you and everything you got going on?

Yes? You can follow me on Instagram at Dylan Adler Underscore, on Twitter at Dylan Adler six, or on TikTok at Dylan Adler Steven I'm doing a show in Los Angeles for Netflix is a Joke Festival May night, seven thirty at Dynasty Typewriter. If you're in.

La, okay, yeah, I highly recommend people check you out. You're so funny on stage and the clips that you post and everything is just so brilliant.

The feeling is mutual.

Thank you so much to Dylan Adler. Be sure to follow him. Hey, if you're in La, I will see you next week at Largo. That is the fifth of March, so again, you can get those tickets at largodhla dot com or in the link in my personal Instagram bio. I love you all, both living and dead. But if I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't haunt me. Hey By, this has been an exactly right production. Want