Alien Seduction with Two Dykes and a Mic

What's that at the bed? It's spooky. Hey, Juky, I'm really sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute, Hey, I'm ghosted. I gos Nandez. Please hey boo, it's me Roz and welcome to Ghosted by Roz Hernandez, the podcast where I like to talk to people that I like about the paranormal. Oh, these people on the show today, I really like. They've been on many times by now

Thank you so much for having us back for the hat trick. This feels really right.

I've never laughed harder in an introduction than when you just said, she hilarious, she hilarious.

I want people to know that you guys are not just hilarious. Your she hilarious. We're curious you being on for the third time. Is her story?

Also, do you know when I was looking at my time hop, do you know what we were doing exactly one year ago? What what were we doing.

We were doing Ghosted exactly a year ago.

Shut up, so creepy.

Yeah, this exact day, one year ago. Yes, Rose, that's spooky.

That's something. What are the odds you guys are audience favorites. If anyone's new to the show and you haven't gone back, go back. You'll hear the two of them. We laughed so damn hard. And we're also friends in real life, and I feel very comfortable around you. The last time you were on I did share with you for the first time ever that I had a ghost experience as a child that later became a viral video. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go back and listen.

It was too good.

That episode was the most fun I've ever had.

Yeah, that was really fun. And this is the only group of three that I like. I mean, we are charmed. Yes, if we are the power of three.

Oh my god, I was thinking the three Stooges.

We're too hot for that, We're too sexy.

Yeah we are, that's true. So what's up you guys still lesbians or what imagine?

We're like we've actually turned straight. It's twenty twenty four. We're done with all that gay shit that it was a phase.

My dad was right.

I would say, ros, we're gayer than ever I got married since the last episode.

I'm not engaged. Yeah, I mean happening.

I mean you already know all this, Roz, but we're getting truly deeper, gayer into the gayness.

I'm gonna go full gay by the end of this year. No, it's so fun.

Well, yeah, i'd say you guys are pretty advanced. And when it comes to being lesbian.

Oh, thank you?

Or did just say say it?

I can't say it. I have to earn it. Why I have to earn it?

You've earned it. You've been our friend for so long.

I am an ally and as an ally, I feel like I cannot say that word because I it's just not right. Ro's.

Your green, thick knit cardigan earns you the right to say.

Dike if you wear a cardian. If you wear a cardigan, you can say dike.

Yeah, I am wearing a cardigan right now.

Yeah, how crazy to that a year ago you were wearing that same color green. Things are just happening. I know, things are weird, Like it's crazy. Everyone that I know around me is like, I can't believe you're friends with.

Roz really, yes, that it feels good.

Yeah, you're that bitch.

You're that like on TV ghost Hunting Hattie.

Hello, well, thank you. So has anything ghostly happened to you? Because we've heard the stories you guys have had some great ones that you've shared. H it's been a year. I've given you a full three hundred and sixty five days to go. Bring me back something good.

What do you got something happened to us together?

Yes, recently, recently, and Roz is involved.

I forgot Okay, is this the one when you guys called me?

It was a phone call from you? Hello, ring ring, Okay, Ross's on the horn.

Roz is a big phone call.

I love phone call.

Ros is always on the horn.

I love the horns.

Oh so you're very good on the phone. You give really good bits. I feel like you're always sending voice memos. If I don't answer, it's podcasting. Yeah, oh yeah, it is podcast Oh you're good at it. You give great phone thank you.

Yeah, I should really voice people for my phone calls. It's like a cameo.

Basically, she gave you the like a I want to say, like a three to five minute bit pretending to be a booker trying to book me.

Honestly, show fucking fun a bringer shows trying to book me on a Bringer.

Should you have to pay?

Yes, and it's a fifty dollars entrance for you.

Yes.

Well, first of all, it wasn't me. It was Rebecca. She's producer that Rachel and I were all actually know we worked for when we Keller.

I know her, you know. Yeah, but it was.

A big show. It was opening for Joe Coy and Deborah Vance. Okay, we gotta get to ghost. We gotta get to the people are gonna leave right.

Sorry, Mackenzie and I and we all, you know, we all do travel, we all do comedy.

We're in different cities.

We've been to a lot of different venues around the country that are haunted. Yes, so we did a venue in Chicago which used to be a brothel that they were like, this is haunted.

And then okay, cool.

We've done a couple.

Like there was that one where remember we went down they had to sneak us out the back, yes, in Seattle and they were like, down the stairs. We went to a basement and they were like, it is also haunted. Back here as well. Yes, but this was a venue, the one that we're talking about.

It was in like kind of the south, but east coast South Virginia. Yeah, right, isn't that East Coast South?

Okay, it's not a geography podcast.

I'm on it. Okay. So we're in a green room and every staff member was like, Lol, it's haunted. You've probably heard of this place because it's haunted. And we were like, oh, we had no idea. It also didn't look haunted. It was like not giving haunting vibes at all.

Okay.

I think I'm very extra sensitive to vibes, spirits, energy, energies, entities. I can sense it. And I was like, I'm not getting anything. But they kept being like, it's haunted, it haunted. Then you call and we were telling you. They keep saying this place is haunted.

Yeah, but we were just like, listen to Cobbler Rocks. We're having a good time. Yeah, there's nothing haunted about this place. Ross Calls and that Roz were on the phone with you, And if the door to the bathroom didn't slam shut on its own, on its own, we were both sitting on a couch the door across the room slam shut.

I mean that's pretty good, great timing.

Yes, yeah, I mean it freaked us out because we were about to go on stage. We're trying to make everybody lol right and now we're both spooked.

Well, I feel like the thing is your guts always know when you're like that was for sure somebody? Yeah yeah, And we were like that was somebody it was because with the.

Force it slammed so hard, yeah, so fast, it couldn't have possibly been like the ac turned on no or wind or yeah.

No no no, no no no.

And it wasn't just like a jar. It was the door open. The door was like wide open.

That had to go bad.

Yeah, that privacy.

It had the nachos and chicken wings at that club and said move.

It's putting on a show. The ghost was like, oh Rose is here.

Yeah yeah, I wanted to be featured on a podcast.

The ghost wanted a little bit of limelight.

Yeah yeah.

Well That's what I've noticed from the ghost experiences that I've had that are most convincing to me is I literally think it's a human. I'm like, yeah, oh, someone just walked past me or whatever, and then I look and there's nobody there or whatever it is. It always feels like it's an actual human. It doesn't feel like.

You know, yeah, yeah, it was spooky.

I feel like sometimes a ghost will try to like make a point to be like, oh, you think that there's nothing here.

Guess what, bitch, I'm slamming a door. Yeah, maybe we go in more skeptical.

Yeah.

I also just had a ghost one recently.

Here we go.

I was sitting in my morning coffee. Okay, I'm watching like Natalia Grace speaks. I'm like really getting into it.

Don't get me started on his Grace speaks.

You guys are the same person.

I know, my queen Natalia Grace.

I know.

Oh my god.

Okay, So I'm watching and then my lights are off because I have plenty of light coming in from the outside. I see my like office light turn on and then turn off immediately. I'm like, that's fucking weird. But it wasn't scaring me. Yeah, okay. I wasn't getting the vibe of like somebody was trying to fuck with me. It felt more like somebody was like I'm here. I recognized it. I literally like snapchatted. I was like, somebody just turned my light on and then it turned off, and I

And I was like, that's.

I've never heard of a light like if it's in the off position coming on, right, how are we doing that well?

And I'm glad that you guys are here because I'm looking at a picture behind you of you guys with toolbolts on, and so I'm assuming that you guys know a bit about electricity.

I know a lot about electricity.

Okay, okay, you could fix wiring.

I've taken a class.

That kind of thing would not happen.

It's unlikely.

Yeah, okay, Like if you have a power search or something where lights will kind of come flicker or dim, get brighter, dim or get brighter. Somebody's running a hair dryer in the.

Room next door, right, I've seen.

That but coming on saying hi, coming off hello, that's bizarre, I know.

And the energy in the room was a familiar calmbing, like I wasn't scared. That same day, ras is the exact day, and I didn't know if this was going to happen. Nazara proposed to me with my grandma's diamond, and I think that was my grandma saying you who Hi, You're about to get my ring bitch.

Wow, that's beautiful.

Do you think your grandma would have loved Nazarre for sure? Maybe she's been watching over and that was yeah, a little, I think so, blessing.

I think so. I'm choosing to go with that. I think it's great.

Yeah, i'bsessed.

That's beautiful. Hey, can I share a story with you guys that I researched?

Please please?

It's an alien abduction.

Great, my favorite.

Now you guys have been on three times. The first time we did some random weird Poultergeist thing in England, and then the last time you're on, we did the bell Witch. Oh yes, this time I thought we should take it up to the sky.

Yeah.

Fully, so we've got a we've got an alien abduction story today and this is a real famous one. Some say the first ever alien abduction case, at least to get press and that sort of a thing.

Oh wow.

And it takes place in Brazil.

Love Brazil.

You guys to aur a lot. Have you been to Brazil?

Not yet.

I have a crush on every single person that I've ever met from Brazil, So I feel like we gotta go.

Oh my god, me too.

I do believe they're the world's hottest people. Yeah, Brazil works.

They really are. I personally, I am not Brazilian. However, my bikini line.

Is, my butt lift is I'll say that my bbl BBL.

So this is the story of Antonio vs. Boss. Though I will say I don't know exactly how he pronounced it. It could have been like a Los Felis kind of a thing. But most of the time when people talk about him, they say Antonio villis BoA's right. So we're going back to nineteen fifty seven, my birth year. It's a little after eleven pm. It's the fifth of October. We're in a farming area of Minas Jerres, Brazil. Antonio

It reminds you of my ex he says.

It had three legs, and I'll say I once knew a Brazilian guy that had three legs, but that's.

A different story.

So it made its way down to the ground. He's like, I'm out of here. He starts booking it to his tractor. He says, the tractor instantly dies.

I mean it wasn't going to be very fast to begin with anyway, Right, you can't outrun an egg with mechanical legs.

I know, can you imagine?

Yeah, I'm like keep running.

So he ditches the tractor and then starts running to his house and he feels a hand grab his arm. No, he shoves the arm off of him and realizes that he is surrounded by three small figures who He later described them in great detail, but basically they wore coverall suits that had elongated helmets and what he assumed were breathing tubes. He said that the suits were tightly fitted. He even said, like around their buttocks and everything, like there was a tailor.

Yeah for these, Yeah, it skims.

Yeah, it was skims, he said. He assumed that they were uniforms of some sort, you know, like they seemed to be on duty. So before he knew it, he was being sucked awe or sucked up. Rose Well, that's kind of foreshadowing, because some some stuff does go down. But he was getting sucked up is what I meant to say, sucked up a flexible metallic tube. And before he knew it, he was in a square room on the aircraft. Oh shit, he says. It was brightly lit with no furnishings.

Hell yeah, you think you could get a nice like piece of furniture or something to go with it? Just like dimly lit.

Seriously turn the lights down and then we can fill in with our imagination the furniture.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm a maximalist. So he's in this room and then an opening in the wall appears, just like seamless, he says, it, just like this opening happens in the wall. He's then led into another room. The aliens or whoever they are, grab him, and while doing so, they're speaking to each other in sounds that he says, a human cannot even he can't even try to replicate it, but he says, it's like animal grunts, oh of some sort. Then they began to strip him naked.

Okay.

Now, what's interesting about this entire story is that he said that they seemed polite, oh, that they didn't understand him. He didn't understand them. He was like, can you stop, please, like, don't take off my clothes, and they were just like, oh, like don't worry, you know, like they were kind of giving him the vibe like it's okay. Like he says, they weren't rough, they didn't rip his clothes. They were like gentle, polite grunts.

Polite. Yeah, this is nice. Oh, I'm picturing I'm picturing the aliens from Spice World. If you guys are familiar with, of course, the movies Darring the Spice Girls. There's a scene where there's these petit aliens that are all in the same uniform with kind of like big croached over heads, and they're speaking this little language.

I mean, I'm thinking Mars attacks those type of aliens.

I mean, both of those may have been inspired by the story. You know, this is nineteen fifty seven. It's a famous story speaking of aliens and all this you know, I definitely think that aliens are aware of global warming and what we've done to our planet. You ever go to thrift store and just look at all the VHS's and DVDs and CDs, like, just so much plastic that is now nobody uses. It's insane how many years of just that garbage is just laying around.

Well, that's why we're running on the platform of VHS's Rachel and I, and to keep keep buying them, storing them, buying them, storing them at home. Our next special is actually on VHS.

VHS. It's called two Dykes one VHS.

There cute vintage.

Yeah, and everyone's into that now, Yeah, everyone loves it.

Back to that story, So he's now naked, but everyone's being polite.

Right, he's getting sucked off.

Now he's already been sucked up.

Oh sorry, that's right.

They now cover his body with an odorless liquid.

So like water.

I don't know, I'm picturing like ky jelly or something like that.

I was picturing a more viscous Well, it was a liquid, I guess.

You're yeah, I'm thinking of a jelly, but you're right, it might have just been water to be you mean water, It was something on his naked, hot farmer body. So he was then brought into another room and he says that they took out some apparatuses and right in the chin and took some blood out from him. Why the chin, I don't know.

Fascinating that's where they took the blood.

I guess from the chin.

Yeah, I'm not really bloody in my chin.

I have such a bloody chin, but you have such a strong bloodless ship. I was born with a bloodless chin.

Maybe he had a but chin, a Bazilian butt chin.

I wonder if that's what it was.

Definitely no, that is interesting.

Because these aliens are always sticking things.

In people's butts right right, Why the chin?

Maybe they were like, oh, this one has it on his face. I don't even know what this man looks like, to be honest with you. Okay, so he's covered in all this stuff. They take his blood and then they leave him in this other room for like an hour and kind of like a couch situation, and he's like it started to get comfortable. He's like, whatever, this is fine. So then some like smoky gas situation comes into the room and he's starting to get nauseous. He pukes and

A female woman pretty much. Do we mean a human?

He says, it seemed like a human lady.

Okay, what do you mean?

Seemed like not alien?

You never know who knows, Like what's she doing in that thing? You know, like maybe she's some lady that they found right at one point.

Like he wasn't one hundred percent sure.

Well, he does describe her.

Okay, something about this situation does feel like Onlyfarmers dot Com. Yeah, they're like, wait, got you here's here's a lady farmer.

So far, these aliens they are.

They're matchmaking, yes, millionaire matchmaker in Brazil.

Yeah. No, they're super sweet. They're like bros. So this naked lady comes in. By the way, I chose this story for this part for you.

We love naked ladies.

Yeah.

So he literally said that his mouth was open.

In awe of how pretty he was, like, oh yeah, okay.

He says that she seemed kind of amused by that. Oh, like stop. He says, she was absolutely stunning. Blonde hair parted in the middle, blue eyes, high cheek, bones, straight nose, pointed chin, probably filled with blood. He says that she was more gorgeous than any woman he had ever seen.

Imagine getting hard in a spaceship.

I would be so soft, I mean, unbelievably soft.

The hottest woman comes in and I'm still like I'm in an odorless jelly and I just barfed and it just fuked. And he's like boyo yoing. He's like, holy shit, honestly good for him, But she still.

Seems to be like into it. Yeah, he does get into more details.

I don't know, let's hear it. Does he just detail his erection from like a couple of pages.

She loved it, she was amused.

Yes, this story is very that. Now this is again one person's account, Yeah, which I think is very interesting because from my experience surveying lots of people and hearing lots of stories, this is just a general thing. It's not always the rule, but I find that a lot of ghost sex encounters people say, oh my god, best sex I ever had. Amazing. Then aliens. It usually ends up being, for some reason, a man that gets his

She was so she fucking loved it, the suck of her life.

Yeah, I bet that if we got her account, it might be a little There was puke on the ground, and this guy was kept smiling at me.

He said it was odorless. It was not ordorless.

Itaked, So okay, whoever she is, whatever she's doing up there. Since she wanted more details, he says that he described her breaths as being perky. Yeah, of course, well situated.

I love when men talk about women.

Men writing about women is always awful. They were plump and perky, and she wanted it, she loved it.

But let's keep in mind, like for the validity of this story, the more details he has, the better for him.

Yeah, it seems like he has a lot of details about this woman's body and less about who actually took him.

Yeah, he immediately does, he.

Does, he does, But you know, it's an hour show. I can't have every detail in here, of course, but this stuff is very interesting. He says that she had well separated.

Breasts, well separated. What interesting?

God, what does that even do? Everyone loves a nice, well separated chest.

I like him.

One's on the east coast, one one on the west.

He says that she had a thin waist and an hour glass shape. Same, and he goes into a lot of details. I mean, he goes into details about her nether regions.

Oh, let's get into those.

I don't know. I don't feel comfortable saying what I read he said, but I'll just say she was not Brazilian, got it.

Yeah, it was the fifties, so yeah.

He says. They went at it for about an hour, and he says all different kinds of acts. They were having themselves a time.

Well did she have a name? Did he get her name?

He said. They couldn't talk, and she wouldn't kiss him on the mouth. She was doing the pretty woman, but she would like kind of chew on his chin.

What's up? Fascinating? She thought it was a button. That's a rim job.

She was rim jobbing. She was not a human woman.

That's an alien. That's an alien.

Oh yeah, He says. She did not speak his language or she was also making the noises. Yeah, But when it was over, she was called by someone to like leave the room, and he says that she looked at him and smiled, she rubbed her belly and pointed up, which he kind of I guess interpreted it as I'll come back for you and we'll do this again or something. But I've also heard accounts where it's like she's saying, I'm going to raise a baby, Like now I got your baby and I'm going to take it up there.

That's kind of what I thought.

That's what I got, right, Yeah, me too. Yeah. Of course his thing was like she said, she's gonna come back to me. Yeah. And also one thing that I read with him being like unsure of like I don't know if I would want to leave and like go with her, Like I don't know if I want to have to deal with that.

She never asked him. Now she's taking that baby.

Yeah, he's clinging exactly. I think she got what she wanted. She's like, I'm full, I'm hungry, I'm going upstairs for food.

You leave, yeah, bye bye.

So then he was given his clothes back and they brought him to the waiting room. I guess again. And at this point he's feeling great, okay, and he was one hundred percent sury. He's like, these people are great or whatever they are people, I'm not sure, but they're not gonna hurt me. He felt comfortable. I mean, he just did some nasty stuff and everyone was nice and they gave him his clothes. No one ever hurt him.

This dude's a rub This dude is a rube.

He's like best.

They're like, this was the easiest target we've ever had. I was gonna say, yeah, he doesn't seem very smart.

Well interesting you say that, because we'll get into what happened to him after this. So he says that at this point they were kind of like chitter chattering, and he can understand them. This is when he says he really had time to kind of like soak up the

Miss it.

So they kind of signaled like time to go down, like get out of the way. The shoot's about to open, point it down or whatever. The tube opens back up. He's plopped back down into the farm. At this point, it's about five point thirty in the morning, so he says it was about little over four hours had passed that he was up there. Wow, weird stuff started happening to him. For the next few months. He started to have all these pains in different symptoms like nausea, headaches, sleepiness,

No from farmer to lawyer. Good for him.

He had multiple children here on earth, who knows about up there, But he ended up dying in the early nineties. Wow, young, And that's the story the boss.

Holy shit, that was a great one.

That was really really good.

Do you believe it?

It was erotic?

I feel like it's a dream that I've had. Really Yeah, for sure, I think it's hot.

I think so too. I mean you're like, oh where am I?

And then somebody is just like fuck me right now?

I don't know.

Would you guys an alien or absolutely not?

Listen, I got four hours to say the least.

Yeah, what are you going to do in four hours?

Pop on Lincoln?

I mean pop on Lord of the Ring?

Wait you wouldn't You would not have sex with an alien? Absolutely not. I'm a marriage if you.

Weren't married, if you're single, it depends, and you get sucked up in your bar?

Do they have another they're separate, they're separate. Just how do you like them?

Yeah?

Now I'm in, you're in.

You would if the boobs don't touch, I'm in, then I can touch.

Yeah, okay, yeah if.

I impregnated an alien or whatever, mm hmm. And now my DNA is up there. I feel like, don't I get like citizenship or something like you should because I'm the parent for sure? Like don't I have like visitation rights and stuff like that? Like I want to go up there?

Yeah, it depends what the courts say, but yeah, yeah I should.

I want to be able to have access so that at any point things are weird here weirder. I can call up alien baby Mama and be like, hey, I'm coming up.

Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think that's great.

I think it's exciting that there's a possibility of an alien baby mixed with human up there.

That's fun roaming around. Yeah, I wonder what they look like.

Kind of like my dad's a piece of shit. Armor never visits me. Yeah, I don't know.

I'd love to know.

Maybe he did. You know, he didn't do many interviews the rest of his life. We don't really know for sure.

It feels like a real love story, doesn't it. Like what a weird meeting? And then it's giving Titanic? Yeah, I know you fall one leaves.

It's beautiful. Hey, speaking of beautiful things, can I show you a haunted doll? Yese, it's time for a segment I like to call the dolls are living, So you all know, I got an eBay and I look at alleged haunted dolls. I'm spicing it up a little bit this time, and I'm going to Etsy for this one. Okay, and again, like always, this is all chosen completely at random.

Okay, sure is she a lesbian?

Is it?

Dike dot jpeg uh giha, could you please throw up the doll that we have chosen today? Meet Kate.

Okay, okay, it looks like Rachel and I combined doll dot jpeg.

Dyke doll.

Ro again. Okay, this is Kate. Hi Kate, So Kate.

She's not a brat's doll, right, but she's giving brats for sure.

She's like off bram brats, blunt bangs, the longest hair possible, touching her toes, touching her, which is probably filthy. Let's be honest.

Her hair is on the ground, split ends galore.

Her head is There's no way a human could actually have a head that large with that sized body.

Tiny and from the back that's cousin it. From the front that's cousin May that was good.

She has backwards baseball cap, beautiful face, nice separated brass, and a crop top that says DBS or something.

Yeah, what is that about?

Dyke baby school? What?

And then she's wearing like pajama pants. I don't know what that is.

Those are plaid joggers actually, honestly rock above the belly button.

That's something I would wear. Yeah, for sure, you have those.

Pants, for sure.

I don't know about this.

I'm worried about her wrist being turned all the way around. It's gonna heart it, trust me.

Yeah. Well, Kate comes with a story, okay, and Kate is going for three hundred and sixty dollars.

You gotta be kidding me three sixty so.

The story better be good. Okay. So this is what this person writes about Kate Meat Kate. Kate was a free spirited girl who embraced her individuality and challenged societal norms. She had a passion for skateboarding, spending countless hours at the park, mastering tricks and pushing the boundaries of her abilities. Kate's hobbies included smoking marijuana and enjoying the occasional beer, which she says was a way to relax and unwind.

Okay, but she.

Seems like someone that is here to help you, you know, be yourself.

And hmm, so she was twenty one what year did she die in?

It seems there's something in here about the nineties. It says she looks very punk rockish from the nineties. That's more about her description. So anyway, she sounds great. I mean, I'm not like interested, I don't smoke potter drink beer, but she sounds cool.

She really loves marijuana.

Yeah, and she's also like, it's not my identity, but the main thing about me is I love I smoke weed and drink beer all day long.

I wonder if that's how she died. If it was like a skateboarding smoking accident. Yeah, I mean, you're going so slow on the board you can.

Not picking up a lot of speed.

Oh, I'm wondering what exactly happened there.

Well, I mean every time I see a dyke with a snapback hat, I'm like, somebody's gonna hurt my feelings. Yeah.

Yeah, and it's gonna be Kate. Is it Kate with a sea or k k Yeah, I've only met gay kates that are with the sea.

Really, I don't know, Okay, kates with a k Wow, we need to do a pole.

Yeah, you should do a poll lesbian and kates that are listening to this, which one are you see your k.

I mean I feel bad that she's gone. She seemed like somebody that would be a listener of ours.

She seems like somebody who would be a really chill vibe.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's almost too chill.

Yeah, but she she lives on.

She's still here, you know, in this doll for three hundred and sixty dollars.

I just feel so bad because if I bought her, she would literally hate my life. Though.

I'd be like, wake up, Kate, We're going on a run, and she'd be like, no, ma'am. You guys would not vibe.

Oh yeah, you're way too active. Yeah, she's actually kind of more my vibe. I don't know. I could get some weed and just PLoP it next to her.

Now, do you know if there's any interest on the doll? Is she is she selling?

Well?

It's Etsy, so there's not like bidding, but she's up. She's posted fascinating.

I think we should get another all like, who do you think that Kate would like fall in love with Barbie? Kate and Barbie. That is the classic hi fem toxic skater. Barbie would break her heart, yeah, for sure, and then she'd be like I'm Shane now I'm fucking everyone.

She'd cut her hair. Yep, finally everyone wud be like finally, No, I know Kate definitely needs a haircut.

She's giving more masks.

She needs a haircut.

Yeah, this haircut is not Kate.

That's the thing. Your skateboarding in your hair is past your toes. I can guess what happened the wheels you got caught up in the spool, of course.

Yeah, honestly the ultimate demise.

Hey, can I play some ghost voices? Yeah, it's time for EVP or ev pase all right, you two are masters, legends of this game. Yeah, you know exactly what to do. But for anyone new here to YouTube, I find EVPs electronic voice phenomena alleged ghosts speaking captured on audio. I'm gonna play two of them for you. I want you to tell me what you hear, and I will give you far possible answers, one of them being what the ghost hunter believes the ghost said. Again, I always do

Here we go.

This one is from a YouTube channel called David Dikes. Oh that is his name?

Incredible, Sure, my name.

Is David Dikes. Was at a place called House on the Hill. I don't know. I tried googling it. It was just it's in a place called Candlton, Indiana, and it's just a house on a hill. Maybe they that's what they call it in the community of Candleton. I'm not sure. But what is this ghost saying? Okay? This is a hard one. I'm not gonna lie. I think the fact that his name was David Diekes had a little bit to do with it.

That is a hard one.

I mean, you can hear a faint kind of sounds like a little girl voice.

I'm not catching words, are you.

I know it's hard and he guesses before I give you some options.

No, I'm gonna need those options.

Okay, I'm hearing again.

Ask I'm getting like she's swinging.

Keeps that in mind.

Geez, she's what kay?

Is it A?

I'm gonna sue ya. M Is it B? I'm sorry?

Daddy?

Is it C? Do you want to see what I can do?

Or A? D?

I don't know what was that, guys, I'm scared.

Yes, it's for sure, d all right, let me play it again.

It's one of those.

Okay, now I actually heard it. Would you hear I heard the Do you want to see what I can do?

Chills.

David Dike's believes that it is b I'm sorry, daddy.

Oh, I thought I heard the other one.

It scares me.

Let's try it again. I gotta hear it. I'm sorry, daddy. I mean maybe if I really stretched.

I feel like it must be going in your headphone.

You too are sharing headphones, which.

Yeah, the listeners we are sharing a right in the left ear. Head I think you went through the left ear.

Okay, well, here's another one again. These are all chosen very much at random for any guests. I don't do any of this on purpose. This one is from a YouTube channel called Lauren ladylover No, I'm just kidding. It is not is not. It is from North Texas Ghost Society, and it is at the women's cell area of Lavaca County Jail. What is this ghost saying and the jail?

Let's travel?

All right, let me play it again.

Do you know what I heard? What you know? What I heard? What you know what I heard? I heard? Orange is the New Black? Overrated?

Okay, trying to set the record straight. That's not how it isn't here?

Uh huh. But after the second season, come on, please, they're like pouse lives. Maybe that's what it is.

That is not what North Texas Ghost Society did. They think it was a come in and fuck me. Oh, these are the options. I'm sorry, I apologize. Is it B come on, I'm innocent? Is it C come here? Oh just kidding? Or is it D I'm in my ghost era? Okay, yeah, okay, it's one of those. Here we go.

I think it's come on, I'm innocent.

Yeah.

They believe it's a come in and f U c k.

Me stop language.

The Ghost Society believes they said they said that.

I mean, okay, let me play it again.

I heard come in. I don't hear fuck me.

I hear come in? Yeah again? Could this be not unlike Antonio vas boss a kind of a thing where it's like the ghost wanted me, yeah to have sex with that.

It's a lot of people wanting others to be like I need you.

Yeah, well I need you and I got you a third time.

Thank god. Ross. Oh my, this was so fun.

All I want to do is talk about supernatural shoot with you guys, same.

Well, we just did that, so now we have to figure out other things to do to keep this relationship going. You guys, are constantly touring, always five cities a night. Where are you at next? What's going on?

We're actually going on tour.

We have twenty six cities or something crazy like that that we're doing April, May and June. So you can go to two Dikes in a Mic dot com and get tickets today. They are selling out.

You're gonna want to get those quick.

And people need to listen to your podcast. You guys are so funny. Your clips are always hilarious online.

Follow us two Dikes and a Mic. Yes, good clips, good episodes, good gay fun I love you both.

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