S02Ep49 Robots, Taking Over A Drive-Thru Near You, Time Travel, & Are You A Racist?

Welcome to Getting Out the podcast with your host Carmine .

Everybody . I think we're good . Is everybody checking ? Checking , checking , oh yeah , what's ?

good Checking you out right now .

I know I've seen everybody . I'm loving it . All right , papa locking , papa locking , papa locking , checking you out right now what's popping . All right , pop a lock and pop a lock and having a pretty good day so far everybody had a great couple weeks .

Yeah , everyone seems pretty good . Yeah , it seems pretty good .

Good spirits today a lot of good , a lot of good energy in this room right now . So I was yo . Have you ever gone to the fucking drive-thru , right ? Do you know like that first line that they say you know like that first line that they say , you know , when you Drive up they're like Hi , welcome to McDonald's .

That's pretty cool , ridiculous , ridiculous .

So they went to a like drive-thru and they did all the tests to see , if they would like , how they would react . Didn't mess up the order one time . No , they got it , we're fine , I believe it I love it and I'm getting a little all about the ai oh my god I like maybe yeah , the internet I know , but I don't want to get left behind .

You almost Sorry you almost stopped .

You almost stopped Such a bad boy Getting off Line . I was like , oh , I can't stop , can't stop . I can't stop . It's no ditty If you don't , if you aren't connected , you're fucked .

Yeah .

So you're fucked either way . Like I just don't like answering my phone sometimes I've been , that is tv's the most , I'll just stay on my fly was down that is it . Sorry I didn't tell you , uh , what is it called um I think that was on purpose , though , yeah , yeah .

Well , you talk about other guys , dicks a lot , so no , I didn't talk about what all right .

No , I know you have text message proof it's not a lot of guys , it was one person I was telling you about . I was like beware , because it's like you know , like when a mole is on someone's face and you can't help . But look , why was that even a topic of conversation ?

There we go Wait .

That's what I'm talking about . So yeah , you were I was Teacher .

Yeah , you were . Call on me , belize . You're right , you just compared what . Back away from the mic a little bit . Can you turn me up a little bit ?

No , back away from the mic . I got you . You're good , you're on perfect level .

Oh , okay , listen , you turned up your headphones , remember your headphones .

Got a little spinny spinny duty . Got to remember that . What Remember the spin ?

Anyway , you just tried to compare looking at a dude's penis to seeing a mole on someone's face . How is that even close ?

That's frozen and fast and furious all over again . No , no , no , no , no no .

You guys be checking out some dude's dick . No , I hate it . You know , outside of his pants .

No , no , no , no , no . Why would I be in the room for an outside the pants thing ?

I'm not in gay relationships you described it to the T like you were like it had a 3.5 centimeter diameter .

The shaft just slightly curved to the left at the end . I wish he was here to fucking talk about it .

Oh God no , the main vein is just incredible to look at . You don't get it . You don't get it .

You don't know about it , you don't fucking get it .

I don't , it's like it's I like girls .

It's very fucking odd , bro . He's in the dog days still . Yeah , I'm in the dog years .

That's why he's like .

He's thinking of every possibility . Yeah , like fuck , he's got it . No , it's just that , because it's like an inside joke there there's even pictures on the wall , like on a studio , like someone just drawing a big ass line and was like where does it end ? And it's like that's an inside , like where does this shit end ?

You went off on a tangent . Damn , I'm sounding gayer and gayer it's all right , my bad , it's all right , bring it back . Sorry for the gay rant .

Cartoons will fuck Pat . Well up over there , Pat , well go ahead . Cartoons on the way home .

That volume dial was maxed out , by the way , just saying Okay , I was just saying make sure I was up , Just wanted to point you out as being wrong again . Oh , I'm always wrong , man . I just like picking on you .

I know you do .

It's all right though .

You're a little brother man .

Okay , hold on .

I'm taking it , dude what .

All right . Does anybody here like this song ? Blinded by the Light Of course yes .

Yes , bruce Springsteen , no , oh wrote it . Yeah , he wrote it . Performed by Steely Dan . I'm thinking of Stuck in the Middle with you . What are they ? Who are they ? Manfred Mann .

Is it Really Manfred Mann ?

Look at me bro .

I'm like 90% on that . It's not ELO , I know it's not electric , it's Manfred Mann . Look at me , bro , I'm like 90% on that .

It's not ELO , I know it's not electric , it's Manfred Mann . It's something like that , though .

Anyway , do you know the lyrics right ? Do you know the lyrics for it ? Wrapped up like a douche , Like a deuce , actually Douche . I always thought it was douche . I used to God . It sounds so much better Wrapped up like a douche . Do you know what they say earlier than that ? They say the calliope crashed to the ground . Do you know what a calliope is ?

Thanks .

But they called it like a steam pipe organ and it was like literally this thing that could be like heard for miles and I was like I always wondered what the fuck is ? A calliope Like I always heard this , like you know . Yeah , the calliope crashed to the ground .

No singing and she was blinded . Hold on ground , no singing . I know , I know , I know it's all right , I fucked up I gotta stop real quick . Okay , we're gonna stop , we'll be back real quick , sorry .

Okay , sorry , I could tighten this for you .

Yeah , without twisting the cable see patson patwell that's anybody doesn't know patson is like a nickname that me and some other person folks gave him .

Yes , folks , if he's listening me actually invented the nickname patson actually was like it patson the god for a while , you know patson .

So anyway , that's why I call him patson , his name's pat . Well anyway .

Cartoons on the way home oh , cartoons , yeah , yeah , doing that pod quiz , yeah , I love that shit . Uh , if you have long drives pod quiz . So what is pod quiz ? It's on .

What it's like trivia . Yeah , it's like trivia .

The guy's kind of boring .

It's not like trivia crack , is it ?

No , but it's like audio and then we just write down our answers . It's stupid , it's for fun , just to pass the time .

I hear you .

I don't know . They were doing cartoons I was just thinking about , and one of them was like all about ducks , so it was like DuckTales Darkwing .

Duck , daffy , duck , donald Duck , Darkwing what's Darkwing Duck ?

What you don't remember Darkwing Duck , it's a spinoff of DuckTales no . Yeah , he was like the superhero in DuckTales . Oh .

I was . Yeah , Uncle Scrooge was his .

Oh , okay , you know what I'm saying .

It's all like his family .

Yeah , I forget . I haven't seen DuckTales in forever , but that theme song is fire .

They're all related . All the ducks are related . Oh , all those ducks , all you ducks , look alike . You all look the same to me , quacking along with your feathers . You're just wearing a hat and you're not With your webbed feet and your feathers . No , it's kind of true , though , like every white person looks the same kind of no they don't I think so .

Aw , you're so fucking Wait , jess . You think all white people look the same .

Wait , wait , wait . Question for you , Now that you're going on and I apologize . I like that , though . No , keep that up . I like that . So you said all white people look the same . I was going to actually ask you a question . Okay , every one of you . Oh , fuck you . Do you think you could be ? racist towards white people .

I don't think it's physically possible . Well , is that what you're saying ? I ? Don't know what he's talking about I think I know where you're going with this , no I'm just like , I'm just asking are you saying can ? Because I see it on the internet all the time are you .

That's a question x are you saying can , because I see it on the internet all the time ?

That's a question X . Are you saying can , can you be racist towards white people ? So white Because they think white people are like the white supremacists ? We're going to go to our black correspondent Talk them over each other , everybody .

So I'm going to , when you're white and you go up to someone you just like Both of you are white You'll's like you should call it cracker . Call it cracker , you know . That's not offensive to me , but black people they go . oh so many . You know it's like normal , but white people can't say it , I know . And they can't even say it with the A either .

I agree with you , 100% Wait white people are not supposed to say that word .

Well , they can if they want to . I'm not trying to give a word , yeah , that's just something you gotta tell us . You gotta let us know , but I feel like it's disrespectful . I agree , I don't even say it . I don't even go up to a black guy and I say hey brother , how are you ?

I had no idea so what if you're ?

well , you know what I'm happy you know now what if you're singing it in a song ? Wow , then you know what that's different , because I'm really good at that no , what if it's a white ? What if it's a white guy , saying it in a song it might be better , it might sound better , but he don't say it . He's never dropped the n-bomb Ever .

Never dropped the n-bomb , has he sure ?

Yeah , no . Logic does all the time . Yeah , logic , his logic is part black . Okay , oh , he's loud Supposedly , but he's all white . Oh , his dad's like light skinned black , like super light skinned .

You know who Logic is ? Yeah , he's good . He's good .

You guys like him , I do some songs no , he's , he has good .

You gotta respect him for the lyrics . It's like the beatles why he has the same thing repeats over and , over and over again .

But I don't really listen . Twista you like twista , can't you like one song by him ?

I like twista way better than logic , but do you know what I'm saying , though ? Like there's only like one song I like by twista .

It's that ? Uh , what's the name of the song ?

uh , celebrity overnight with oh , that's a good one . Yeah , and then the other song , that's because the violin is so good .

Yeah , what I want , the Marvin gang , some luther vandross , a little need . What are you saying ? No , I was just saying , we can't , we keep talking over here anybody , I do that a lot . We're trying to . We're trying to get this shit on the four people better than it was last hell yeah , it's better .

I'm saying , just just keep it . Um , that's all all right .

So anyway , on that topic of being racist towards white people , towards white people , I don't fucking get that okay so let me ask you because let him talk him talk . Say you're a white guy . That's like BLM Blah , blah , blah and hating on white people . Black , Lives . Matter was a whole fucking scam , that's not what I'm saying , no , no , that's different .

Yes .

Ashley made a post this week saying like how much I hate money , just because money is the worst as soon as bro , and like I've been noticing a lot with people lately and it's getting really crazy , like as soon as money gets brought up into the situation , friendship ends , family ends , dude , like a whole thing . Like shit just changes it does .

Valiant .

No , when you're like a knight Valiant .

Valiant .

yeah , they're being like really respectful and like they're showing like that they have all this pride but in actuality you're really just pushing it off you know what I mean ?

You know , yeah or dance with somebody that's , that's a we should write a song like I want to dance with somebody something like that that's a . That's gonna be a hit . You know , write that , yeah . So did we go back to like 19 something . Are we in the hot tub time machine 19 something .

If we got the hot tub time machine , maybe we'd be in a different situation .

Then we can write that song . Why ?

All songs are the same .

I know , you know , ed .

Sheeran . Whatever it's like breakup , falling in love and have fun , that's like the three things that everybody talks about in every song .

It's not like every specific thing .

Remember that song we're listening to about the guy from freshman to high school hitting the senior . You don't hear songs like that all the time . You don't , and that's why it's so catchy too , like about specific subjects Do you know what I'm saying ? Yeah , that's always the general subject . That's how mine , is .

That's how mine is .

That's how mine is All right . That's crazy . So , Justin , he's supposed to be your baby . I think he got sick or something . Listen , he always tells me that my writing is so straightforward . I'm always straightforward , right , but I admire him because he's very metaphorical . And that's his type of shit .

That's all I was trying to say about yeah , how does that relate to the racism thing ?

I don't know , I was so confused money because it was money he went off . But how does that still relate ? I still don't get it no , I was talking about how like money can I just circle back to his like original respected , stuff like that and people getting into , like you know , friendships and stuff like that .

has anybody commented on your new nickname ?

no , no because it's not my new nickname I'm still calling you hot , milk , call me whatever you want caliente leche you know what I mean , but that's what we're talking about . Again , it comes down to respect . If someone came up to me and called me Cali Leche , I don't fucking know this motherfucker . The exact same thing .

Okay , there we go

Can you be more specific ? Please Be more specific .

Okay , you're in the city , you're walking around . You have a bunch of different races , right ? Yeah , you're just walking around , you're trying to get to your job , whatever You're not noticing . You don't give a shit , you're just like whatever You're not like .

Jews , just blacks .

You're not like you know , you're just doing your thing , right . But if it's like a certain time at night and you're alone and like you know , sorry but three black dudes just roll up on you . You get a little pit .

I know a little knot in your stomach . It's like a genetic and you know what I feel the same and I'm black .

But I dude hold on , I'm telling you I'm being honest .

I was gonna say that's why I hang out with white people . You're white , my mom's white , my dad's white , my brother's black , but you know what he's cool . Yo , your brother's awesome , your brother's awesome . He's like half black , though , too , he's half black , half white . See , there we go , we're always there . But he's white like me , you know .

Yeah , I know You're white inside he's white like me , and can you vouch for me on this ?

So when I that's why I'm always in my room . That's why If there's a black guy , I'm being serious . Though If there's a black guy walking down the street and he's coming towards me , I'm just walking the other way and I'm like , fuck , I have to pass this motherfucker , I don't know what's going to happen .

Gun that dad had , it was a James Bond pellet gun .

It looked exactly like a real pistol and mom caught you bringing it to the hood and like you're hanging out with black people In Hillside or something . Oh , that wasn't me trying to sell it . No , I know you were bringing it to act cool .

I thought it was a real gun .

It felt like a real gun . That was my gangsta face he's crazy . I don't know who that is . That's what I was going to ask .

Where is ?

Hillside Across from Atlantic Islands .

And that's the hood . Okay , that's the hood over there . Yeah , that's the hood .

I remember I don't know about now Not crazy anymore .

Yeah , I remember mom saying like you're bringing this all over there to show off Just think about it Like Middletown in you know because .

I just moved , fucking . That's what I was trying to . I was trying to tell him , like he sent me a picture , beautiful house , it's in North Middletown though , yeah , and like great Four , five , six , seven blocks , maybe eight I don't know , I haven't gone and checked Maybe eight blocks , nine blocks , is could be Kingsburg . You know what I mean .

So I was telling this before six blocks , but I'm saying you got like a what do you mean ?

she said maybe six , seven no , I'm saying so I was like wait what happened at six blocks , that we went to 10 blocks well , it could be . You know what I ?

mean maybe it's , maybe it's a skateboard , wait could be east .

You know what I mean . It could be . Maybe it's a skate park , wait .

Could be .

East Keensburg , but do you know what I'm talking about ? That water park area . That's really bad . It's not anymore , though . It's not that bad . No , they built a beautiful restaurant right . Yeah , two blocks over Get up , can't make a left . Get up quick turn because people have lived there and handed . I know it's keep handing it off .

Kingsburg . Yeah , woodbridge , dude , because I live . You guys are forgetting the number one .

Asbury , asbury .

No Neptune , oh , I know , camden , camden , camden , camden , camden , camden , camden , camden man . Oh yeah , Trenton's horrible I can't believe that's our state capital . Have you been to Trenton ?

yes , yes , I have many times to pick up drugs .

I'm talking some nice

I haven't been since I was picking up drugs . In like five years they're still going to have a few that you know . Yeah , like Brooklyn . So it's like they're trying to make it like a mini Manhattan , like Brooklyn even .

And then even , like you can go outside , dude I made friends with so many people . And me and this girl that I lived with were literally In the streets of Baltimore and everybody was just like what's up ? Yo , you want some B and we're like , yeah , that'd be lovely .

Yeah , good times .

Made friends quick real quick .

I was doing music videos , dancing , dancing in front of everybody . I had my own speaker , we're in Baltimore . I had it set up , yeah , in Baltimore . That's dope . I have videos , I'll send it to you . Yeah , send it to me . That's awesome . Kev's doing fucking great and he does it on his little iPhone really good with editing , I try .

Look at how I brought that full sting .

See that full circle .

I didn't understand can you translate please ?

he was singing the song lyrics no , I wasn't , I was just saying , I was up there , you know what .

I mean who else ?

would come there . Who else would be born there ? Where your kid could be born up there . Get up there with me too , where up above the Chinaman . You know what I mean .

That's where I'm at . When's your Netflix special coming out ? I don't know . He needs one . He definitely needs one . Some Terry-isms . Three plus three is purple . Oh , so wait .

Yeah , listen , when I was trying to go back to you , though , from the first part , when I was talking about the McDonald's shit . You know Amazon has this thing . It is , yeah , listen . So what I was trying to go back to , though , from the first part , right , when I was talking about the McDonald's shit , right ? So you know Amazon has this thing .

no , no , I was just about fries and I'm just trying to figure out what's going on . I didn't , I don't remember you talking about mcdonald's , but I said about the ai . Oh , oh , yeah , yeah , that part . Okay , drive-thru , yeah , the drive-thru , drive-thru got it .

so amazon has a thing now that if in whole foods , so it's like dad works the whole , so he's kind of related like you know what I like ? No , fucked up , it's fucked up . I don't understand what it is they ? Got a card right . A credit card .

You know , that's all fake right ?

No , it's not , yes it is no , it's not , I can prove it . Oh yeah , it's fake .

It actually was like a thousand . Indian people in India , face , recognizing them by hand and by them , watching all the cameras .

Oh , I'm saying but they were telling everybody that it was AI .

Yeah , okay , I was no , no , no it was fake , though that they were . Yeah , they really weren't , it wasn't ai . Yeah , it was really people , but so what still ?

it's being done . Damn fuck , yeah , but dude they're working crazy .

All you're doing is just extending the same thing . So what does it matter ? Everybody's pretty much a cyborg anyway , but you know what they're going . You're doing is just extending the same thing , so what does it matter ?

Everybody's pretty much a cyborg anyway with the phone . But you know what they're going to be doing is that you just fucked me up right there . Your accounts . Your accounts are going to be connected to you . That's what I'm saying . And when you go to McDonald's , like he's saying , I swear it was three days ago .

No I know , but he can , can't .

The guy's literally can't physically , can't the guy's disabled ?

no , he's like paraplegic . Yeah , he can't physically can't hold the controller . Yeah , yeah , yeah , so he's like that's an amazing fucking technology .

You look like you were gonna say something yeah , I was , I got distracted yeah , but that's an amazing technology no , it's awesome , he's like , I'm so happy to be a part of this . Thank you , that's a great thing . Yeah , that's great .

The brain chipping thing is scary . No I think it's kind of exciting .

It is . It's exciting . You think it's exciting . Let me get your feedback on that . Yeah , what do you think about it ? Well , I think it'll help a lot of people . That's crazy .

I just someone made a great point he goes to we make tools .

For certain reasons he goes , and I hope that this tool is made for this reason , no , and not other , because we make the tools for what purposes we need them for what and I ? Hope that our purposes don't become something else , because this is great right now but yeah , what I was going to finish with .

What does scare me is AI robots , because they're going to be two . The first two robots they make and they're already existing the sex ones . So for people to fuck , and then they don't even need a mate anymore . They ought to have the perfect mate . Well , I didn't know that . And then they're going to have soldiers and they're going to fight the wars .

Oh yeah , the wars too . And then they're going to have soldiers and they're going to fight the wars ?

Oh yeah , the wars too , and the wars will be fought through drones , but they'll still be .

Oh my God , nuclear Might be a video . Name me my bet on the fucking wars now , because we don't feel bad . It's just robots , who knows ? Yeah but , we don't know what's going to happen . We're not going to have a looks like they're gonna nuke the whole town . No , they're gonna kill everybody .

It has all things to do with it .

You just kept going down like a rabbit hole of what AI is coming down to because it's going to use quantum computing . That's what scares me . You guys are horrible bro .

I'm talking about you , didn't let me talk . I was going to say I got what you were saying and I thought you were saying it well .

I was actually really talking , well .

But it is confusing . To me what I'm trying to think about , what you're trying to say and you were grouping a few different kind of concept ideas into the one . I get where you were going though .

Because I'm just saying you can only get to a certain level of technology in certain places . That's what I was trying to say . So once we reach an apex you have to go to something else . So the intelligence we have a robot that you could , that could shoot shit , that could do all this other stuff , it could stand up on its own everything .

That's what I have .

Literally talk like him and respond like he would . My grandkids will be able to take these videos . I already do that . I transcribe all of our shit and then I run it through an AI program Boom , it gives me all of our chapters , our transcripts . It tells me speaker one , speaker two , speaker three . That's cool , it's ridiculous .

It's the actual scientific process and sound that it makes it goes Hold on , hold on . Just sorry , I'm going to derail it a little bit . Anybody seen Time's Up with Justin Timberlake ?

Wait , wait , wait . How the fuck do I get yelled at for going left on a quantum , because you . I just said I was gonna derail the conversation no , I know that , but that was like real left because , I didn't know what the quantum computing and the particle accelerator had to do with ai .

Problem with his all could .

I just say that there's a no , because we found out when we did the particle accelerator . For anyone that doesn't know that this just happened last year . We found out two years ago . We found out that there is another particle present when we get to that high of an energy level when two particles smash together .

Why can't we be happy with what we have ? No , I know , it's just exciting . I'm over .

They just do extra . I love science . I do too , but no , that's scary though . It's almost like the smallest sand and it's just like you got to be careful , but it will blow up the whole world . Why sand ? I'm over it and it's just like you gotta be careful , but it will freaking blow up the whole world . Why are you touching that motherfucking sand ?

That's what I'm saying , george . You know what I got as a kid ? I got the whistle .

No my mom yeah Well that's different .

No , no , no , no , no , no . When you got the whistle , that was something . Oh , you were in shit . You had a time crunch , oh .

You kind of had like a neighborhood like we had .

Then you got a little light flash reminder Damn , and then you got one more whistle .

Then it's over .

That was it , I , then it's over .

That was it If you're late .

Yeah , Once you walked in the door it could have been literally like three minutes . No , you're done Like you don't know . Wow , when are we ? You would have thought I robbed PNC Bank and got arrested for it at 12 years old .

Oh yeah , I'm just playing kickball . No , my mom was like . She was like stay out . Oh yeah , she was always a dick . That's just like my dad too . Oh , my dad was always a dick . It was always come back when it's dark out . You know what I mean . I always host a couple houses down .

You were different bro . You got raised differently than me and Peter the youngest always gets it the easiest . My littlest brother , he got away with everything . That's what I'm saying . He didn't care what he did . The first child they have no idea .

They're young , they have no idea what's going on . They have never had a kid before . The second one they're kind of you know , and then the third one , they're like all right , I got this . Yeah , exactly , we know what to not do . I think it's a little different .

I think it's like that's how I would use it . The first one is like you're not ready for it . The second one you're like let me have the first one , watch the second one and then the third one you're like whatever the fuck happens to him or her .

That's what I'm saying , man . We're pretty much there . We're pretty much on the same layer .

The third one falls and you're like get up you know what's funny about all that ?

I'm adopted and my mom adopted six kids . I'm the youngest out of all of them . We're all a different age . One of my brothers is two years older than me . Then my other brother is a year older than him . Just goes . But what he was just talking about , it just adds up to me too . Yeah , Everything that's going on .

Once she turns her back . You got six options . Yo , and what's your ? You were talking about like childhood memories and like nostalgia and that kind of yeah , Just now , Like he did .

I was like . Well , I did .

Fuck Go ahead . Are you in the quantum realm right ?

now , I don't know .

Are you a microscopic ?

creature that's in the quantum Anyway .

So , like it made me think , like what's your favorite memory of being a kid that you can think of ? Was there a certain vacation ? Was there a certain ?

Dude , I just remember summers playing manhunt . Bro , you don't remember Cancun . No , I'm talking about slides . Yeah , I know what he's talking about . Literally when you're at home and playing with your

In the neighborhood I said vacations too and I was just going to add to that Sum . In the neighborhood I said vacations too and I was just going to add to that Summertime , Summertime and or whatever the fucking sound was . I heard it yesterday . I'm sorry stop .

I heard that shit yesterday and I swear to God my window was open . It happened . Actually , last month was the first time and I fucking went nuts . I was like there's an ice cream , it's fucking winter , so what's going on ? I was like what is he doing here ? I brought back so many memories but I ran outside , called him , got him .

Wow .

What is ? he what ? Why is there an ice cream truck around in his neighborhood , bro ? There was no young kids around here , it's all older people . Oh , I don't understand .

It's like why , are you in this ?

neighborhood . It's literally all older people . Okay , Like why . I've never seen him have crowds of kids surrounding his car . He's just always driving around Trying to make money man , that's what you got to do nowadays , hey Kev what's your favorite childhood memory ? Hang out with Jesse Bro .

I'm gonna say the dark when was this game when I was a kid . I'm going to say not to be that guy . But , if someone invited you over . We took Manhunt very seriously .

Big time .

If somebody invited you over , it would probably have been me and you'd have been on my team and I would have just stuck behind you and been like close your eyes , Don't you dare smile . And then I would do things like tickle your butthole .

Just to make you giggle .

Just to make it interesting . The second we heard someone breathing . You know , in Manhunt you hear like the shh shh , shh , shh and then , you're like oh my god . And then you're like oh , my God .

And then you're like , oh , it's going to be better . So it fell out of a tree . Like what's going on ? Yo Fucking Brian just fell out of the tree , dude .

I don't know if you remember my story , but I'm really good at climbing trees , so I do , I do . No , cops are going to find you .

Yeah , I climbed trees in Manhattan . My fat ass was under the ground . I was digging holes .

Under the ground . That's a better skill to me than climbing a tree .

I was digging a hole .

Are you a fucking gopher or a groundhog or some shit ?

I was digging holes . I brought little shovels and shit . I was a boy scout . I was a fucking boy scout .

I was an Eagle Scout . I was a fucking boy scout . I was an Eagle Scout . I think I played .

Manhunt with you before .

Wait , hold on . You gotta play to your strengths . You probably have Hold on , hold on .

You gotta play to your strengths , right ? I'm a fat dude . What am I doing ? I'm not being chastened , I'm picturing you carrying a shovel .

Yeah , no , no , no , no .

It's an army shovel and it comes in my pocket and just ding , ding , ding . Yeah , okay , I'm an eep , I'm a Boy Scout bro .

It's still a shovel . Oh , okay , so I use my .

I'm telling you , you have to use what you got right . So . I'm using my skills , my advantages , fucking . You know what's funny . My brother was a Boy Scout too , bro . I built the race cars with the wood and everything . So that's why you guys got along so well . I probably wooded everything dude , I was shooting arrows .

You said your brother was a Boy Scout . He was a Boy Scout , were you . He was , yes , were you .

No .

No , I was never molested .

Thank you , I was like yo . No , that was not going on , no , I was not an altar boy ever Meaning you never had to go to no camp or anything .

Oh , actually I was molested , but that was by the neighbors .

Have you been to summer camp , serious ?

What have you ?

been to summer camp . Summer camp is really bad . No , I always wanted to go . Daytime summer camp . I always wanted to go .

Yeah for a few hours and they're like here , make these fucking necklaces and you're like watch my kids , here you go no , I heard that they stuck like trumpets up their shit .

When I watched American Pie in band camp and shit , they said that I wanted to go so bad after I saw it .

He's talking about summer camp . He's like trumpets and pussies hell .

Yeah , what do you mean ? They do fucking don't . They do shows and stuff at summer camp . They have like talent shows . So that's what you want to do ? Yeah , talent shows and stuff . There's definitely a trumpet somewhere . There's definitely a trumpet somewhere . A lot of crazy shit . Yeah , that's what I'm saying , bro , got a whole playground you can play on .

Like it's a multi . What do they say ?

unisex . Thank you sir . Thank you sir , both make sure it's unisex .

Go to fucking summer camp , bro , give your parents . I think there's a few more things added to that minus . Yeah , there's another thing . There's some summer camp , something interesting . Where's a good summer camp ? I don't know , how would we ?

know , bro summer camp . How do we know , though , you've got kids , I have no kids , no not you Kev Me and you are fucking free . Yeah , they're strapped , my kid's 14 . Okay , you know , strapped Strapped . You got four years Strapped Strapped .

This episode should be labeled Strap .

Strap . This episode should be labeled crack . No , seriously , have you sent your kids to summer camp ? Your kids are old enough and yours is too . Did they go to summer camp ?

They do summer camps . My son's doing some kind of wrestling camp this year . Yeah , but it's not by my fucking choice by my ultimate-wife , the ultimate . See you next Tuesday .

Give me a good summer camp . Why do you want to know about summer camp ? What are you going to go perform there ?

I think , he has ulterior motives .

Yeah , I know You're so worried about a good summer camp . He's talking about the ice cream truck . I think these are all theories . I , you're so worried about a good summer camp . He's talking about the ice cream truck . I think these are all theories . I think these are like plans . I associate all plans , guys .

I'm going to be a summer counselor and introduce a kid to his first pack of cigs .

Or I'm going to drive an ice cream truck and have eight kids in it . Fuck the ice cream truck .

That's what I was thinking . I think you need to find Jesus .

He's nowhere to be found . He's back in and start a .

Bible camp .

Vacation Bible school with Jesse . I need a hot tub time machine for that . Go see Jesus . You know , that would be awesome , actually the time machine . Hell yeah . Is there really a time machine in this world , can I ? All right , you think we would know ? I'm going to blow your mind , I'm going to blow your mind , Kevin . Uh-oh , don't blow my mind .

Because , we move differently Because , say , if you're moving in a car , time moves faster . It's very weird , very , very small increments , but it adds up .

That's what he's talking about . Yes , Because everyone's time is relative . What did that do with the speed of ? light , because you're asking .

You said your words were standing still and running at the speed of light . I didn't say running , I said you're moving .

Sorry , you did say your particles are accelerating your particles Because everybody's made out of particles . Going back to what we were talking about before Boom . Make those particles vibrate extremely fast and this kid was terrible at science .

I know , and now I'm very good with it .

It's crazy . Horrible I was so bad with science , bro , I had to beg my teacher to pass me Bad with the volcano .

Yeah , Dude never Project .

Terrible , horrible

I love how I love a particle only until everybody does it wrong . You guys are wrong , don't even start because this is what my mom does .

It's not who did it . Then is there someone that did it ? Particles , someone did it , so there's a human being that did it can you stop kevin ? yeah , sorry , so a particle so much kevin , kevin , a particle , a photon or whatever this particle is , only lasts . It only has a lifespan of , say , 30 seconds , right ?

And that's where your whole fucking point is . It's not a theory . You started with a very small fact and then you just go on a wormhole tangent of being like watch , I can walk through a wall with .

I walk through walls . I wish you would talk to like Troutman Troutman .

How is he ? I haven't talked to him in forever .

I haven't talked to him in a while either .

Remember we used to be like Troutman High school . You're like Troutman now .

I miss Troutman . I haven't seen him in forever . Is he still with what's her name ? Yeah , he has three kids with her . She got me so many good parking spots in pnc I know I used to work there I would just go pull up like fatima , all right parkway in the front , nice first private parking , beautiful , nice .