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This will squeeze my head loud , but we found a chair when I went out to the fucking dumpster right , right , and it was like this huge , comfortable , fucking beautiful .
Yeah .
I got to take this inside , but you saw the room . It's full of dumps , you can't add any more in this without it being too much Right . You know it's done . You know you can't add any more in this without being without it being too much right , you know . So I brought it , my ass , brought that shit inside anyway right it was so comfortable .
Even my mom and dad were like we got to keep it , we got it , but we still found a place yeah still found a place for it , but you know how things go there you go , that's how shit is . But whatever , let's start this shit .
You know ke oh you didn't have it started yet , no Well we did .
Let's start this shit for real . Yeah , let's definitely do it I just don't know how to do any of this anymore , right , oh , let's try a little new song to let you know . Yeah , you got it , I like this shit . Yeah , that's it . You know that , that's it . Wait for drop . Here we go , drop , drop . You know what I'm saying , guys .
You know what I'm saying , guy . You know what I'm saying .
Yeah , I like that , just a little bit . Just a little bit . So what's good with you ? I just got back from a club you know .
Yeah , what club was that ?
Club Jesse , oh , club Jesse yeah .
Every day here is a uh is a club day , club day you know that shit right , yeah , you know that's right yeah , we had an adventure we always have an adventure . Oh , we monday's adventure time , yes monday's adventure time yeah , you get it done hell yeah , hell yeah , we did .
I showed kevin some crazy shit today and you know , he blew my mind his mind you know , but uh , I also showed kevin that uh video , that about their pd apology , which also yeah was a shame and disgusting and I just fucking couldn't believe that someone had the balls to do such a thing .
Yeah , and he said he just admitted everything , everything I did . I'm so sorry . You know , if all the families Don't talk to the families , you have no right to talk to the families . But he did .
How dare you ? How dare you bring anything ? One thing we I was telling you this earlier , one thing I learned in like recovery and rehab and all that stuff , yeah , is the one thing you could do , the best thing you could do , if you hurt someone that bad or did something that evil , whatever it was . Leave , leave them alone .
And let them be , let them live , let them be , let them do them , and If in the future they're willing to Forgive that , you know , that's good , but I don't . That's disgusting . I think he should be put on a fucking Share and I think some electricity should be put through it . No , no , no , no , it's too much .
He should be locked on a fucking chair and I think some electricity should be put through it .
No , no , no , no , that's too much . He should be locked in a room with R Kelly .
Oh yeah , r Kelly . Yeah , that's a good one .
Definitely 100% , R Kelly .
They'll be buddies yeah yeah , definitely , they keep touching me . Yeah , he'll be pissed on so many times , kev times , kevin , still they'll be he will be pissed , I don't know .
Actually , because he likes the younger ones , they might actually get along . They , yeah , they will . I can see that I can see that I think they might do it on purpose , just to have something , so everybody can kick two people's ass instead of just
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one . I walk in by hurricane I always think aboutv .
I always think about you know what I think about when I walk in . What's the dude's name from Subway .
I can't even think about it , you know who ?
I'm talking about , the one who lost all the weight from eating all the turkey sandwiches . I always think about how the fuck is that motherfucker doing in jail ?
How is he yeah ?
How is he doing Kev ?
He's not happy . I'll tell you that . But you know what , when you're in jail for a long time and then you actually do like what two years , you get used to it You're like fuck , my life is over . You know , you're just depressed the whole time . And that's what they should be . They should think about what they did .
You know , if you really did a crime like really bad , you know it could be any crime . You know there's some stupid crimes out there that you shouldn't go to jail for .
Oh yeah , absolutely , you shouldn't 100% .
But the laws are justâ .
They send people to jail for child support like for a day . Yeah , Like you're just wasting people's time . If they're there for money , like , let them go , make them money yeah yeah , like , force them to go , do like , why are you gonna put them in jail and you give them ?
they earn money every day they're in fucking jail that . How disgusting is that yeah , and you know what this whole thing was ? R kelly and uh , whatever his name , pete mini , pete p mini , yeah , but uh , the whole thing is how they could do this ? Because they had money .
Money is very oh that's how he got away with him so long yeah , he signed it . He made his that that uh bouncer dude .
He had him sign a contract and give a man money for like , keep this under wraps and , you know , wrap shit up , make sure that no one found out about his little escapades yeah , you know and then the one person , the wrong person , not on the wrong door , was wrong day , yeah , and he must have upset the wrong person .
He did you know , and some shit happened and now all you know , all these new movements are happening and , yeah , people are fucking taking stands . And now they understand they're like , hey , I might be able to make some fucking money from this too yep and I'm not gonna be ridiculed like people actually believe me yeah most people will be believed now .
Before it was more like , yeah , they didn't do shit , like you know . Like , like they , it would take a lot for someone to believe an accusation for , especially from a celebrity . Yeah , yeah , right , he did that . I would never do that get out of here . That's fucking r kelly , or that's Diddy . No way you would do something like that .
Right right .
But today it's a lot easier to convince the media , especially if it's someone the higher-ups are already trying to shilling out the door .
Yep Bam , and let me tell you this so we got .
Oh , I'm on a white screen . I'm sorry . There you go , I'm sorry .
Go ahead , Kev you got P .
D .
You got R Kelly , yeah , and now we got someone new it's Sean Kingston .
Wait , wait , I missed this . Go ahead , tell me what . Tell me what happened .
Sean Kingston's mom got arrested before he got arrested , because he's doing fraud from something .
Wait , wait , wait . You're talking about Sean Kingston . Beautiful yeah .
I know that .
He recently got arrested , yeah , for fraud .
For fraud .
Okay , and his mom got arrested . For what ?
Because I don't know , I guess she was a part of it or you know , it was a pretty big case Really . We're looking for him . Yeah , I gotta look it . Oh , they're looking for him still . No , no , they got him , he's arrested .
Oh , okay , I was like that motherfucker ain't running far .
They were like investigating . That's what it was . Okay , okay .
Yeah , alright , because this is crazy .
Drake now is raping .
Drake too . Drake is raping little girls too , drake . Yeah , are you kidding me ? Like the Millie Brown thing , they've been finding him pictures of mad young girls . It's crazy , bro , it's fucking ridiculous .
You know why ? Because they get older , they get money . And then these 21-year-olds , or these 18-year-olds , they dress like sluts , I know , and younger girls look a lot older than they should yeah , they really do , they really . God gave them that . Okay , I know it's not it's yeah , but exactly .
It's about how you dress , cover yourself up cover yourself up , but still control your fucking self and control yourself .
You're a fucking adult dude oh my god , a million dollars . Yeah , how sexy , yeah . And then they say you raped me and I know people say no .
It's very hard to believe that a man like me has had opportunities I got a comment on tiktok , when I was talking about dina like a girl , like like a higher caliber , and he's like I would love to see the girls , the caliber of women , this to me .
I was wearing a red shirt , right , he said tomato it was a good joke , it was all right , you know , I'll give it to him . That's why I don't wear purple , because I got great before so okay I got tomatoes and I gotta worry about the red or the yellow god damn the yellow . What is the yellow banana ?
But that would tiny , that would be slim if I was a banana . Yeah , yeah , I'd rather be a fucking banana . I'd rather be a banana , Kev Come on .
Why would they coin you fat ? That's mean .
Everyone online is mean Kev , come on , you know what Anybody online , leave them alone , I don't care . If they're taking time out of their day to write something . I'm on my video or my . That's hilarious to me .
They're giving you time . That's so fun . They're time , thank you .
If I don't like something . I'm not Especially like you know . I watch most of YouTube on like TV or something .
What's that ?
I watch most of YouTube on TV . I like posting YouTube on TV . I'm not going to get out on my phone because you can't comment . On my Playstation I can't comment . You know what I'm saying . I'm not going to go to my phone , go on my account , make a comment . Just because I don't like a video of you .
I must have evoked some kind of emotion for you to even go below the comment . When I like a video , I won't even comment on it . Even if I think it's hilarious , I'll share it . I might even . Sometimes I don't even like the video . Yeah , yeah , come on . Do you like some video ? Yeah , yeah , come on . Do you like some ?
Honestly , do you like videos sometimes If you think it's funny or decent . But I'm saying like All the time you're going to like the video .
That's what I'm saying .
Sometimes you'll be like haha and just go bye .
That's it . Maybe I'll rewind and go haha again . That's what I'm saying .
That's it . Why are you stopping on my shit ? You know , you know I don't care , but he said . But back to what I was saying about the fucking the girls of , uh , higher caliber , yeah , right of um , I don't even know what the fuck I was talking about . What was I saying ?
Saying Kev , I don't know , but I was saying this kid made this comment , but I was getting something across here about women . And I don't know what I was trying to say . But all I was trying to say is that I don't know that . You don't know
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. I love it . Oh , bananas , and we were talking about tomatoes and he called me a grape . Yeah , people calling you fat . Yeah but everyone was fucking calling me names on Facebook . That wasn't what I was really trying to do .
But you know what , like you said , they're putting their time to go look and see if they like your show or whatever you're doing .
But that wasn't even my point either .
No , I know it wasn't , but this is my point . You know You're saying they're trying to stomp on your shit .
No , I wasn't even trying to say that . No , I'm sure , but I got to that . Go ahead KDG .
KDG says you know what , when you click that button and you see what you see and you don't like it and you still comment oh you're a booger face , whatever . You know what .
I'm a booger face , whatever you know what , I'm a booger face and I'm a happy booger face because you called me a booger face .
Thank you for calling me a booger face , I'm gonna keep it .
Thank you , bro , I love you . Oh yeah , oh yeah , yeah . But I don't get offended through all this shit , but I'm saying this is that uh I'm not gonna wear red a lot anymore you know what I think , I ?
but I need to be careful , because you know , yeah , yeah , yeah , uh-huh , yeah , then wear the bandana and they'll be like , oh , they're red shoes . Yeah , yeah , mm-hmm , wear this chain . They'll be like , damn , that's real man . People don't understand that shit's real . But I can , I can activate , well , and they'll be like wow , you're actually from it .
You know , if I walk in the hood , they'll be like okay , of course you could , bro .
Yeah , I wanted to fucking hit Kev tonight . We were outside of a really nice neighborhood , right , and I was parked inside my car parked . I was just showing him something on the phone . I was getting ready because we , uh , we're , I'm not gonna give it away but you know what I'm saying . So we're , we're getting something ready and he goes .
You know , because I he goes , pull away , don't want to sit in front of the house , which I understand I was just making mansions I was , yeah , houses . I was like these are your houses , if anyone looks fucking suspicious in front of this house .
It's the black man in the passenger seat .
It's the black man in the fucking passenger seat .
Yes , he's on his phone . Look , kevin , look at this . This is great .
Yeah , I'm just like he's like they have a neighborhood watch , they have a neighborhood watch watch .
Yes , I was like he's like get out of here , kevin , there's no people . I used to have neighborhood watch kevin .
Then , yeah , I tried telling him guys like damn , the house that I used to live in was like and we got the video too . We're watching like that fucking house I used to live .
It was no joke like so uh , fuck so he had a bigger house than the ones that we were at .
Yeah , but the neighborhood watch ? That's not real . But no , he's right . There are people who call the cops on anything nowadays .
So a lot of people say , oh , this neighborhood watch like the movie . So when you watch the movie , they're outside and like , hmm , look for bad guys . They have a bat in their hand . They're like , hmm , neighborhood watch , here we come , woo-hoo . But neighborhood watch , here we come , woohoo . But neighborhood watch is not .
That Neighborhood watch is people peeking out the window saying , hmm , that's suspicious , let me call 911 . There's a guy on the scooter that just fell down Something stupid and then that guy gets shot because he's suspicious . Know what neighborhood watch is , but he's black too . Neighborhood watch , but in the dark . Dark you shouldn't be able to see that guy .
You should well if he smiles . But now I'm getting racist to myself so I never laugh it's allowed it's allowed . Yes , it's allowed . I love it .
I love it that's why I love having you here yeah I mean . Everyone thinks I'm mean , but I'm fucking not mean you're not mean .
You're not mean . It's all about comedy . Yeah , I'm going to be doing comedy very soon too . That's what we're doing .
It's a lot Kev's like we're not doing comedy right now . I'm going to be straight up .
Give them a sneak peek at the KDG show . It's coming soon , me or you , oh , it's leaving . You got Petey in jail . You got freaking Mark Kelly in jail . They need more people . So we in , we in , let's go , we coming through and they need the black and white duo . Yeah , hell yeah , they need the black and white duo to bring everybody together .
Bring everybody back to life .
Bring everybody back together Exactly . You know what I'm saying .
And that's what it should be , because think about Trump too . He's saying the same thing . Sorry , I said the name . People don't like him , fuck everyone who likes Trump .
If you don't like anybody , fuck them . You're allowed to like whoever you want to like .
Kev . Exactly , you can like anyone you want to like .
That's right you know what I'm saying , me , if I uh no , go ahead , trump , trump and trump again .
He's uh . He's trying to get him uh the building now because of what's going on sleepy pants is uh talking to people and falling asleep on stage , bro .
Did you know ? Did you know they caught ? Oh my , if I could get the video , I'm gonna try to play it in between . Yeah , they caught him with a card what kind ? Of with the card that tells him what to say and it says address this , that and third , yeah and leave . And you know why ? And he was playing with the card ?
Yeah , because he's turning it around . He's like and they caught a picture of it , kev
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. Wow , plain fucking sight we need to talk to alex jones we need to figure out what's going on like for real yeah , like the aliens need to come out or like , just like be like , hi , it's us and like this is what's going on ?
what do you mean ?
the alien thing needs to come out like they've been here well , I know that I'm saying like they need to come out of hiding and they need to tell us listen , we run shit and you guys are fucking up what we're trying to do and since we can't , I don't know what's going on because I didn't even we didn't even point this out and I'm very upset because I was
so high that episode I was thinking , tell you . But my mom said what did my mom say Kev , how much was minimum wage ?
It was $8 .
Back in what 19, .
what Was it ? 40 ? Like 80 or 19 . No , you're right 1950-something 1960-something yeah .
I don't want to make my mom that old She'll kill me .
But yeah , so no 1950 , something , 1940 , something so yeah , so yeah , $8 .
I was thinking about it when I was growing up and my first job was like $8.50 or $8.25 .
Yeah , yeah .
It just went up .
Yeah .
Didn't it just go up ?
Yeah , we all should be at $20 or maybe more A hundred percent . This world is crazy . It's really , really getting bad . Right now , everything's expensive . Gas is not even a half of it . It's when you go get a tomato at a shop , right , it's like $5 . That's the fucking problem . And I have my sons at home eating candy .
I'm like how much was that candy Only ?
$5.99 . Bro , we got a pack of cookies today at 7-Eleven and you were astonished that it was a dollar . Yeah , yeah , astonished . A dollar , that it was a fucking dollar .
Yeah , what was it ? Quick Check and it was good too , no 7-Eleven , 7-eleven . And they had different kinds too .
But that's the kind of shit that I'm talking about .
You're only getting sugar processed foods and garbage , and that's what they want you to have , because they want you to get diabetes , they want you to die or they want you to get something that they can put the pharmaceutical company Because the pharmaceutical companies , because the pharmaceutical companies have something to do with making the money , and vice versa , and
they don't fucking give a shit . And then , when it comes time to actually pay out the money that they've been collecting from you for so long , that money's fucking gone .
Well , I can promise you , if Donald Trump becomes president , he's going to be giving us stimuluses People don't remember I was in prison .
I didn't see any of this . I don't remember I was in prison . I didn't see any of this . I heard all about it , though . I heard all about it . I heard people opening businesses just from that shit .
Yep , and that's how it should be . You just made it normal . That was it . That's normal .
That's how bad it is , because if we're able to give other countries this kind of money in time of need .
Other countries are laughing at us right now .
I know they're like we got all this money here from them . They got more money than us , almost Even with the nuclear Bro , if we're able to send all this money to them , why can't we distribute that money to the citizens of this country ?
I don't want to scare you . You know why they're sending money over there . I don't want to know why . Because they're trying , and you scared me at the cards too . You're flipping the cards . So , number one , they're telling him stuff to say or he's going to be 100% he's a puppet , or he's going to be assassinated .
Wait , wait , wait . Why that ?
Because they are in control . So if he fucks up and he's trying to save the world , they're going to assassinate him .
They don't need to assassinate him , they need to slap him , and he's fucking done .
No , because he can say shit that he can't tell the world , Kevin they could pull a prank on him and he'll have a heart attack .
Well , yeah , it's that easy . Yeah , it's that easy . There's no assassination . It's literally boo .
Because he's old , he's done .
Push him . The security guard trips behind him Down the steps . He's done . Oh my god , the security guard from behind him Fell . He's dead . So with Assassination ? You think they don't . They're smart , careful what you say though Okay , Watch how quick that shit they're like oh my God , that's a good idea you need to cut that out .
We're going to cut that out .
That's a great idea . They're thinking .
But um , with the money ? They're sending money to other places because they want us to go bankrupt and they don't want us to have money .
A hundred percent . I think we have to be in on it . Yeah , we are on it .
And I don't know why you say we . I don't know who . We is Everybody , everybody . So is that ?
like All the countries are involved together , because you really think about it . I think , look at Antarctica . I'm an asshole and I'm very stupid , so like , don't go , I'm just this is just me thinking , just my brain .
My brain goes fucking crazy , and mine does too tomorrow I'll think something completely different so I'm just saying something right now that maybe fucking could be true .
And then , who knows , tomorrow it's gonna be different . So I'm just saying something right now that maybe fucking could be true . And then who ?
knows , tomorrow it's going to be different .
I just talk to society . But , all I know is that Antarctica is not owned by any country . It's the one country that no one fights over and that we all agree that we leave alone .
Right , antarctica .
Imagine all that snow melted and there's something with Antarctica that's in the encyclopedia , that it's oh my god , I forget it , but there's something that Antarctica is not even considered . It wasn't even on the map in 19-something , like in one of the encyclopedias . Antarctica did not even exist .
Something like that was so crazy .
And someone has this on YouTube shows it . It's real . But the fact that no country owns this and we patrol the area . You cannot go too deep in Antarctica for your own safety . Why is that ?
That's a fake . No one owns it , though no one owns , why are they telling us we can't go over there for your own safety ?
so they don't fight over it either .
And you know what's funny is they say that , like a certain part on the world is a reset button bro , there's a , there's a whole book that you've been .
You've been to jail before , all over jail . There is a book that everyone talks about and it's called behold the pale white horse , or whatever the fuck it is you know what I'm talking about .
There's a guy that had that book and he's like yo it's hard to find this book and he had a hit . They won't let you have it . They won't let you have it . Yeah , they banned it in jail .
There's a if there are anyone that doesn't know , there is a list of books on , like the main . Like I say , like you go , like every jail has , like a gathering room , like the main room where the phones are , whatever it is exactly and they have like a poster board where all things for the week that are going on .
If you want to sign up , yeah which is like nothing . It's all bullshit and it tells you about , like , if you've been graped to sign a form and they'll help you and if you know all that shit and on the fuck on the board would be what was I talking about ? You're talking about .
The list of rejected books on the board would be a list of the rejected books , yes , so there was like 150 , and they would update that list all the time . And it was stupid books too . One of the books you couldn't have was the art of seduction okay why ?
because they think that you'd be use the book to persuade seductive guards okay , yeah , that's what they thought , yeah yeah , they didn't want you knowing . Yeah , we're going to use the book and seduct the guards and use them to smuggle in drugs , when it already happens all the time anyway .
Exactly Without the book .
Yeah , a book . A book is going to do this .
Yeah .
Can you give me a fucking break ? There are . Do you know what else is banned in prison ? No what living off the grid to like generate your own electricity , oh wow .
Your like find water Things to make you smart , survival shit like that . Need that .
How to live off the grid stuff .
They don't want you to live .
They do not want any of that shit .
You gotta die .
All those sex shit like they used to let you have , like all the like they used to let you have nude books .
No nude books allowed anymore . You gotta sit there and look at the wall .
No nude pictures allowed .
None .
Even over your girls . They won't even let you have fucking nude pictures .
On yourself Ridiculous . That's sad , that's real sad , absolutely . But you know what ? If you think about it , it is prison or jail , whatever it is . So you should be punished , whatever it is .
Well , I feel bad books you should be able to access the whole point of prison if the whole point of prison is to reinvent you and to make you a better person .
Knowledge should be the number one thing that they are trying to give you right , and books are were huge for me and being able to access and redo my whole brain , right , you know , like that was the whole , that was huge for me .
Yeah , so , but the going back to what I was saying , that one book yeah , he , that guy talks about antarctica a lot and he says how there's like a tunnel , yeah , he was an FBI agent . There's like a .
There's a hole and tunnel in Antarctica that leads you into another world they said there was another beings in there and a son that was like I like , that was like sitting in the middle like a weird shit , like they look , look like dinosaurs , he said . He said it was another world and he said that you went back and it wasn't there and crazy shit .
I haven't read the book .
I really want to and he went back and it wasn't there .
It's really I've heard it's a very hard book to read because of the way it's written .
When I looked at it it looked really , really hard . That makes no sense . Why are they talking about that now ?
He takes all the documents .
His FBI's shit he puts it together with his writings Apparently .
That's what I think Makes sense I heard it's a tough read . Yeah , yeah , definitely I definitely want to pick it up though .
Yeah , that would be great . Give it a chance , because I think I'll get stuck in it if I just kept reading it . It's something that's just interesting to me it's something that could change you actually . Yeah , definitely .
It could change your whole mindset on things . A couple of books that I recently have read have changed my whole perspective on reality yeah . And time and perception .
A lot of people watch TVs and they use their eyes . When you're reading a book , you're using your mind . Wow , you really are .
That's great . That is a great way to put it .
Yeah .
Yeah , it's a great way to put it . Yeah , because when I told you I would have in prison , that was my getaway yeah , it was . I was using my mind yeah . I wasn't reading when I was like I don't think you understand . There is this one series that I read that's 12 books long .
But you didn't really read it . You forgot you're reading and you're like watching a movie in your head 12 books long .
Right To me this book in prison . I can't look up it . Reviews yeah , I don't know what , anyone . I don't know the controversy , if there's even controversy behind this book . Yeah , you don't even know what it is . I don't know who this author is . I've never heard of him before .
Just read it before I picked it up because it was the only book that was that they had in solitary confinement and it was 20 pages in . On the 8th book in the series Nice , nice , okay , and I hate reading books . Halfway or all the way into the series I hate it , it's hard . Especially in a fantasy series .
You know what I mean .
Yep , like you see , I'll be reading all these names . It's just like it's different . You , son of a bitch ? Hey , what the fuck ? You know what I'm saying ?
Okay , so I'm trying to figure out who's this person and that person , and this book wasn't like that , in pieces , what you needed to know yeah to get to the next part without giving you everything , so that you could go back and read , like the in-between pieces , but like you didn't need to know that to get to the next part of what he was trying to tell
you and the next part of the story . Right , but like , if you wanted to know how those two people met , you got to read the other books . If you want to know why they hate each other , you got to read the other books . If you want to know , but you don't need to know all that .
It's like starting off watching just a movie that starts off with a car chase and a bad guy , it's like that type of shit . I was like well , this is like pretty cool and I went back from to the first book after I read that one and I went through . It was like 15 books , bro Damn , and it was a fucking epic journey .
Yeah , the first book , the main guy , you think the bad guy , the main bad guy , yeah , is dead . Right , he dies .
No more , he's gone .
Right Now , this Other bad guy Starts to come out and you don't meet him Like actually Physically Introduce him , like know who he is , like they don't Bring him into a scene . Oh , okay , for like seven books , books
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. They just talk about him . What the heck ? They talk that he's so powerful and he's taking over so much shit that he brings millions and millions of his servants that play drums , and they play drums in the same pattern for hours and they have magic , so they have endurance that they can just stand there and play and they play all day non-stop for years .
Like I'm talking about , they've been playing for 15-20 years and they are just going . The people in the city are going fucking crazy . It's presenting , it's just . It's presenting Like it's it's just . It's it's just his announcement that he's coming . Yeah , yeah and like , but we don't know when . Right . And like he's like a God , so you like fucking .
He could .
20 years is nothing , so like fucking so it's always playing like that he always has power to like you .
Power to like you know like it's nothing , so it's like fucking , like you send in 20 million people just play the drums and in a city , like they get shit , which just had my head crazy .
Just the the magic system and it just , and so I loved it right yeah bro , I , I told my dad to read it , I told my mom to read it , sending books home , and I finally get out of jail and it was like , that was my like , I'm like so , and bro , when I'm in jail , he dies . The writer dies , wow , passes away .
Damn bro , he finished the series . Thank God he finished the series .
He fucking passed away . I'm like damn , I'm not going to meet , because I really wanted to meet him . I'm telling him how much his books got me through prison , bro .
They got me through Yep .
Makes time go . There's one shelf that's just all of his books and that's one series . Wow , he dedicated his life to two people . It was like a love story and I hate love . I fucking hate love like Twilight and shit , like no dude . But like it was not like that . There was not sex scenes all the time .
it wasn't like that it was that shit's annoying too .
I hate that , bro like stop telling me like how much that you think he's so attractive and like .
I hate those girl books , bro . So we walk into a room and he touches my titty like come on , get out of here . I hate that shit , like don bro .
So we walk into a room and he touches my titty Like come on , get out of here . Oh my God , dude , like I hate that shit . Like don't get me wrong .
In jail .
I'm going to read that shit all the time . But , when I'm outside , I'm like there's this book that I'm reading now that's called , it's like and it's a huge series , and I understand why Because it but it has dragons and it's fantasy , and I keep getting recommended it and I'm like , all right , let me listen to it . First , fucking 20 hours were sick .
Then , all of a sudden , she finally hooks up with the dude that she's been talking about through the whole book and they've been fucking the whole book .
That's great . You see the whole book . Every fucking time that I try to press play .
His smell is intoxicating .
Oh man play it's .
His smell is intoxicating , oh man , and I can't take by looking at him , my my in between my legs or throbbing . I'm like , what the fuck am I like ? Really , can I find out why this fucking dragon deceived this ? Because they have a .
It's a really good story yeah , of course , and you're ruining it yeah , what the fuck do I care about his eyes ? Right now . What does that ? Got to do with the dragon , you know . Thank you , yeah .
Thank you , don't write a good fantasy book . Maybe , he's a dragon . Yeah , he turned into a dragon Bro . Let me find out then . Yeah , yeah , god damn , I am your .
That'd be crazy .
Just let me find out , yeah , you had sex with your dragon . She might have , but they won't tell me . Yeah yeah , I have two hours left , and they've been having sex for five hours . That's a long time .
It's a long time . Wow , you got better than me , way better than me . Damn Way better than me , I can last an hour , that's it .
Well , don't you care . Well , they get the words . You know what I mean . So it's like five words , it's like 100 , no 50 words a minute . You know what I'm saying so yeah , like a page is like . A page is like who would want to read about ?
A page is like a minute and 27 . That's not even like reading . It's just reading like .
That's what I'm saying . And these people act out and you gotta understand when you're listening to a book . They're acting out these scenes they are , and I got a girl reading this to me .
Wow .
And she's not an old lady .
She looks pretty good , right . I don't know what she looks like .
I know what she sounds like she sounds hard .
It's like watching porn .
And I'm not trying to watch porn .
I know , okay , I know . I'm not trying to have to go to the bathroom . Your mom walks in . I want you to read a book , mom .
I'm not trying to have to do that type of shit right now . Come on . Yeah , I'm trying to read a book . You know what I mean enjoy your story and go to bed . Try to skip through it . Oh , bro , I do , and you gotta understand . Sometimes it's like sucks , wow , really . Yeah , like I have a 30 second skipper , wow , okay , so I'm doing a 30 .
Yeah , still there , still there , 30? .
Yeah .
Oh wait , maybe it's not up there . No , they Fuck 30? .
Yeah .
Oh , okay , they're not . Okay , good , Nope , they're still on the rock , you motherfucker . They're having sex on a rock now . Like what the fuck ? They moved from the tree to the rock . Yeah Well , those are horny bastards damn dude , they're outside , like literally , they didn't give a shit you know what's funny ?
that reminds me of Game of Thrones , ladies and gentlemen no , game of Thrones wasn't that bad but Game of Thrones was like was Game of Thrones was written in a manly style .
This was written by a woman . Okay , like you could tell this was written like he cursed me and like written like he cursed me .
You're like , I don't have no problem with that , but like you know , but like but then she gets if you're trying to appeal to all audiences , which she , I think she was because it's a great story , yeah , a great amazing writer , sick writer , like sick ideas . I mean a lot of it was a lot of .
It was stolen from a lot of other stuff like Hunger Games , twilight , a lot of Twilight was stolen , but the underlining themes that tie everything together are pretty cool . Right , and the dragon story is fucking sweet . I like dragons . Yeah , dragons Never used to Right ? I mean , I always liked dragons but I never used to reading about dragons .
It always like dragons , but I never used to like reading about like dragons . Never like it's not my thing , but I'd rather go to swords and fucking magic .
Exactly , I want wizards yeah , I don't like magic that much . I like wizards , yeah , wizards . Well , bro what you wouldn't want . Magic , no , I like , uh like old time , where there's castles and there's like oh , so you like real time ? Fantasy . Yeah , yeah , that's good stuff right there .
Bro , you're telling me you wouldn't want to be able to be like fire .
If I find someone that goes up to me and he goes like fire . Damn if I'm going with magic , that's fucking awesome .
That's what I'm saying .
Oh yeah , but that's not real life . Or if I have to go like , I can get a light on like kevin , come with me .
Got a shit over there in that in the dirt okay , that's how it was . That's what I'm saying , yeah or we could just be like hey , kev , you're shitting this fucking black hole that I just made .
Yeah , that's then that was a toilet no , no , I'm talking about like a little black here , magic black hole like shit into this black hole and then that shit just disappears .
It's gone . Oh no , I'll fall in that black hole .
You won't see , kevin , no more , I'll blend in no , no , I'll make the black hole like , I'll give it a surface oh good only like only shit can fall through , oh cool yeah I'll put like a shit screen on it .
As long as I can wipe my ass .
Oh yeah , no , no no , we'll make everything happen . It's magic .
Okay , I need to get used to this magic Watch .
I'm going to put the screen on the thing , okay , magic .
Magic .
You know what I'm saying ?
Oh yeah , Now , when you say magic , don't be too happy with the magic Like fucking shit .
What's his name ? Shia Like Shia LaBeouf . Like Shia LaBeouf , fucking magic .
So if you had magic , what would it be ?
Oh , that's something that I think about quite often .
Now can you have three or two ? No one , one . Who is that ? Usually magic games they have like two powers , but this ain't a game , this is real life .
Son , you only get one choice . Okay , well , ever seen my Hero Academia .
My power would be I can change anything into what I think of and it would be real . Say that again . So if I look at your hat and I'm thinking of money on your head instead of the hat turn into money and money would just fall .
So the hat would turn into money .
Yeah . So imagine someone just put a bunch of money on your head .
So would the hat actually turn into physical cash like stitched together ?
No , no , no , Just money . I want money . Think about it . So you just want to be able to create cash . No , not even cash . I would look at my house and be like , okay , that's a nice house , I want a bigger house . Just thinking about what kind of house ? Oh , okay , and then it actually turns into that house that you thought about in your head .
Gotcha , now you don't have to worry about space , because you can make your own space . What did we ?
talk about last time . I would make my neighbors disappear and be like okay , now you're in Japan , you can't create or destroy energy .
You can only . Oh only yours , you only can make it .
You can't change anyone else's .
You only can change its property .
Okay .
So you have to take it from somewhere else . Kev .
Yeah , yeah .
You have to break down some trees or something .
Wow , imagine that . Imagine like thinking about going up to a family that you know and just thinking about okay , now you're my family , and they start calling you okay , son , come here . And now you have two families and they know you're family .
Wait , have your fucking head up right now . What ?
did you just say so this is the power , you can think about anything and make it happen . Okay , so you can go up to a stranger and be like , okay , you're my brother now , you're my brother now . And be like , oh , hey brother , he would actually feel like your brother . He'd be like that's my brother , oh you can fuck with their head forever .
Will he ever always think he's your brother ?
He will always know he's your brother . Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah .
Damn that would come into fucking .
Imagine you can make a dog talk . That would come into fucking handy and you can see it in your head .
You know what I want to make . If I can make any animal talk , it would be a whale . It would be a whale , or an octopus , octopus , an octopus . Why , though ? Because they've been around forever and the only animal in this whole entire world To have no genetical fucking relation to anything on this planet .
So then I would think like okay , I'm going underwater , I can breathe underwater . It's just thinking that , breathe underwater . And then you find a way out .
Not only breathe underwater . You would have to be able to be able to breathe underwater and your body would be able to take tremendous amount of pressure .
And pressure , yeah , yeah , because that's the only thing .
That's . That's why we can't find out what's going on .
Yeah .
Imagine , brother , that's why that's what they're talking about now there could be well , they've been talking about it forever Aliens . There could be a whole nother civilization under there , Bro , our bodies aren't built for pressure , Like we have not been down to the depths . We've only been down to the depth , We've only been down to X amount . But what about ?
Things crush . Imagine all that water . The more you go down Kev , the farther , and farther you go down , the heavier , because the more water is on top of you .
It becomes heavier and heavier , just like the Tatten thing .
Yes , it becomes heavier and heavier and heavier , so more and more pressure is building , building , building .
Yeah , that's why you can't get that later .
Shit will literally just crumble .
Yeah .
It's like literally going into a black hole . Shit just crumble into fucking .
It'd vibrate .
They would just crumble in half . So you have to be able to take a tremendous amount of pressure . We don't have any substance like . We can build things that could go very , very deep , but I don't think we have traveled the deepest depths of the ocean .
There's some people that got pretty close , but not too not pretty close , but like some , that we can't do you know .
Well , I have a couple friends that are like marine welders .
Yeah , yeah , like that .
Like for fucking underwater .
Yeah .
And they said they've seen and have like , have backup , like witnesses that , yeah , that are doing welding at night and have seen some things that they cannot describe like really big , big creatures that were like unidentifiable , should not be in that part of like any part of the water , like not a shark , not shaped like anything that they've seen .
Like scary and it's somewhat .
I believe he has no reason to lie .
Damn .
yeah , he was like yo , I have some crazy stories . If you ever want me to come on , I'm like yeah , definitely , that sounds crazy . I love that shit , Wow , yeah , but I completely believe , because one of the theories about octopuses is that they a meteor ran into the fucking ocean .
Yeah .
â Âś Speculating on Extraterrestrial DNA
And and part of an alien DNA years ago millions and millions of years ago could have been on the asteroid , the meteor that hit the earth with the dinosaurs , part of that whole thing and that could have been the spark , but no , it couldn't have been the spark of life , because we have . No , we have relation to everything in this earth , like there's always .
Like , if you take our gna dna or in genes , there's something inside of us that relate to some . You know , I mean that , like that is yeah like we all have some kind of dna sequence or something . Yes and we all have something that's like . You know well , a all have some kind of DNA sequence . We do all connected .
Yes .
And we all have something that's like a sequence of some kind . We're all at molecule X , Y , Z . Octopuses share none of those type of things that we have . They don't share them with us and they're the only creatures in the sea that don't as far as I'm in .
If anyone knows any different , I'm sorry if I'm wrong , but that's I think my brother has told me this , not Anthony , and yeah , so I can't even say that . Oh , I can't even tell anybody that you can't say that because it's not known yet .
Okay .
But yeah , but my brother , but not Anthony , my other brother is the one who's told me that , so I don't know if he was just making shit up , but I don't think so , because I've heard it on joe rogan before too , and I've heard it in a couple other places , but the internet isn't always real , so who ? Knows .
I'm just telling you that that I've heard that in multiple places .
Okay , I want to tell you something . Yes , that's going to blow your mind .
I want to hear it blow my mind . I want my mind blown all day . I want a couple of other things blown too Kev .
Put your hand up and look at yourself . Look at your hand .
Wait , wait .
Okay , look around you . Look at outside and stuff . Think about outside . Think about the houses , think about all the stores we have , think about the electricity . Think about , like how now ? Think about outside Earth . Think about is there another Earth or are we the only human beings here ? This is the only that we know ? There's nowhere close .
I mean , what's Venus ? There's nothing on Venus . There's not . Those are just all different . I don't know . They're just like different planets . They could have different species on them . We're in the same orbit , so we're humans , and then on them there's something else .
I'm gonna leave it at that there's a there's a reason why they left out Pluto , because it's too dangerous .
Fucking Kevin , they left out Pluto .
Yep .
Because it was too fucking dangerous for y'all motherfuckers . Yep , I kind of believe him . You , son of a bitch .