The Chingo Bling Episode

Don't get it twisted on code and we danceing for no buttoment biscuits. It's Willie d y'all scar faces in the building. Collectively we are the ghetto Boys. Reloaded, Reloaded with another episode of information and instructions to help you navigate through this wild, crazy, beautiful world. In the studio, Tingo Riper, I need the air horn. Say, man, damn Chingo, you know you're one of my favorite going on Earth.

Thank you, sir, Yeah for real, I just don't get why you wore the Chingo Blink T shirt though, Man, you know who you are. Man, I told my wife it's gonna be overdoing it, and she's like, well, we ain't got time throw it on. Is that? Is that ever weird to you when you wear you because you have shirt on the other day? Just kind of creepy. Man. I had my shirt on. I ran, I ran a jog in my own shirt a couple of days ago. I was hesitated about wearing it though I'm one of

my own shirt. But Chingo, that's doing it much. It feels like too much self promotion. You know. It's at least didn't wear that matching hat with it, so Chingola, But if you won't wear your own, how do you expect somebody else to wear? True that? See that that's what slam do better than anybody. Step roetel where that it ain't you know that my ship? Yeah? I love swim and Chingo. What's been up? Bro? Man? Just got back from Denver. Gotta know I'll follow you. Thank you

Ben a stand up bro. You know I came to see what the IMPROVM Yes sir, yeah, you came backstage. Was like man face man, singo, fucking singo bling man. And then he went from like rapping asshole to being like one of the funniest people on earth. Dude, how does that happen? One pivot from a successful rap career, not just a rap career, but a successful rap career

into a successful comedy career. Man, I always wanted to do stand up, and my raps were always pretty comedic, like I was always having fun because I wouldn't know gangster, you know what I mean. So I already knew if I wanted to get in the rap game, I was gonna have to come from a different angle. You know, enough people, enough people were being serious and all that already. So while some people are talking about trapping, whipping, cooking, I was like, well we did the Molly's talking. Yeah,

he was talking about to Molly's. Yeah, you know you had you had to uh to Molly truck and all that stuff. Way back before having a truck a food truck was popular. Yeah, had Molly truck. Yeah, we ain't gonna lie. We did it more like as a almost like a year record, but it was promotion. Yeah. We had it parked on the side of the freeway at a at one of the flea markets. We had to deal with the flea markets. It was like a billboard.

It was like, I swear, we're just trying to be like guerrilla marketing, because you know, at the time, you just had to get in where you fit in. But I got a chance to start doing stand up, so I was able to take the fact that I was comfortable on stage already, take the fact that I kind of knew how to write somewhat, and then I had to pivot and figure out, Okay, I didn't want to

do stand up. It seems like a fun job. Somebody can extend my career further, and I have to, you know, be Hey, I'm forty two, so I mean, you know I'm up on stage. Do you write your jokes down or you just get up there and just say something like me, It's a combination. You gotta leave some space improv. So just like when you're in the booth, you want to might might be loose with your ad libs or

try to delivery a little different way. Same thing. You know, you go on stage with the joke, the jokes always evolving, you always ing it's so fucking funny. Man, Like I'll be watching your Instagram page right I apologize that boy put a some vera on a big ass cowboy head man and just go to funk off. How do you feel about the comedians that write their jokes down on paper and then pull it out doing the stand up routine. I think they call that like a style, like alternative.

It's like a Austin style. They a lot of times they crossed their arm. They had an arm cross and they you know what else? What else? What else do we talk about? Let's see? And it's like a style that don't fit me because I came up off a comic view. I came up like something Eddie Murphy, you know what I mean, like Eddie Murphy, Roard delirious. When I was a little bitty kid, my dad told me how to cousin Spanish, and he taught me how to

cousin English. And I was like this man hopping out a helicopter, wining leather, talking so much mess And I was like, you say here, bro perfect. I was like, how do I become a professional ship talker? It just changed my life. That's why I like my my dream before music, my dream was like comedy and I always like show business. So before I got into wrapping, I was trying to like be somebody's manager, figure out how could be the n R? How could be the DJ

with a hot mixtape series. You know you can wrap the Spanish, bro. Yeah that was fucking dope, man, Yeah, yeah, it's I wish I could wrap in the Spanish. My Spanish ain't as good as my English, though, but I get by, man I did. I did all Spanish comedy in Mexico. One time, I got reminded that I was American. Like my whole life, my whole my whole perspective on life growing up here in Houston is I'm a Mexican American. So I viewed I was viewing the world as Mexican American.

I go out to Mexico to do all Spanish comedy as soon as our land. The uber driver I see some people out there begging. That's the uber driver. I'm like, hey, man, what's going on? Unemployment? He's like, yeah, man, these are these people. These are neighbors from the South. They come over here, they're bring their problems. We need to build a wall and make on dud Us and the Salvador pay for it because we got Yeah, they were like,

we gotta be Mexico first. We already got our own problems, We got our own unemployment, we got our own taxes. We got our own government corruption to deal with, and now we got more people. And I was like, you can't say that in America. He's like, we still got freedom of speech. So I went to go do the show all Spanish, and I just saw how rusty my Spanish is. Cool over here in Mexico is where you're from, really,

so it's two different kinds of Spanish. It's just they here the accent, man if it's not your Like my wife Spanish over there in Mexico she went with me. They were like, okay, are you from here? And she's like, no, my parents just taught me that. Get did you get shunned for not being, as I guess, fluent with your Spanish in Mexico? But you are fluent with your Spanish? Story right, Yes, over here is considered fluent. But like Willie said, over there, they they'll they'll call you, they'll

call you um like bortal. What's the port It just it basically means like black people say, port yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it's not it's not derogatory like that. It basically means like it's almost like a It's not like a bastard in a way, but it's kind of like it's kind of like, oh, you from over there, you you from Yeah, it's like you American, you's not one of us. It's a derogatory term uh de recortory Spanish saying. It's like saying like almost like crackering a way in

a way, but you can't in a way. I'm just telling you what the word is. I'm not saying. First of all. First of all, according to the majority of America, I'm a president. I'm a victim anyway, So there's no way I could even there's no way I could even hurt anybody's feelings. Goddamn, I'm not. And he's a Trump supporter. I mean you l yeah, yeah, I did one eight. I'm glad you. How did how did this transformation happen? How do you go from like being a main stand

hill hop to being a Trump supporter? Exactly? How did I go from being Mr? They can't deport us all too well? We might want can't support you said, you said one of your albums is titled one of your Special Special Cars. They can't deport us all offrecially did they can't deport us all in two thousand sixteen and then two thousand and seventeen, you did Trump can't deport us all. No, No, I didn't do it. You didn't

do the Trump nah Trump Trump can't. Now it might have been an article where they tried to like put something like that in there, but basically, you know, I went from being Mr. They can't report us all, Mr. Like you know, man, they're holding us down. You know we no, no person is illegal. You know, if you want a border and you want walls, you racist. Um, America should be able to take in everybody, all the refugees,

all the immigrants. That was like my first thing, right like, because at the time, George Bush and everything, they kept scape going immigrants for everything. Every time I turned on the news, it was like the border issue, the border this, and me being the sun of immigrants. I didn't like how to media kept trying to scape goo to us. They kept trying to blame stuff on us. So I was very like in your as I had a billboard off six ten, they can't report us all. I did

a deal with asylum. Yeah, I did to deal with the Solemn Records, and I told him that's what I want to name the album. And now fast forward now Trumps drowning for office. He comes down that elevator, he does that speech. I could have swore he called his racist rapists. Uh they're bringing they're bringing guns, they're bringing drugs. We don't know what they have. Criminals. Yeah, basically, so

I was not a fan of this dude. I used to like him as a kid, like, oh, he's a dude with the buildings and the book and the movies and you know, yeah he's Trump. We would rapping about him. Were not hate Trump. Yeah, so I did too. I didn't realize you were so fucking stupid, but go ahead. Yeah, so I didn't like him either. At first. I was like, man, fun this dude. I made shirts, coozies, hats, everything that

said fun Donald Trump. I saw a gang of them things, all kinds of stuff Donald Trump, chingle bling for President, chinger blink and uh So then fast forward happened and I was at the house. My ward was canceled. So now I'm I'm starting to listen to Like, it's a dude named Scott Adams. He um, he has a podcast, he he He came up making this coment called Delbert Right.

So he would go on daily deconstructing the news and showing how the media can be biased, showing how news because sometimes leave context out, showing how they could frame you, they can make you look however they want to make you look. And he was going basically debunking some of the stuff where it's like, well, you know how they said Trump said this about the troops, Well it was all based off anonymous sources and this and that, and just slowly showing me that sometimes the news be lying right,

sometimes there's an agenda. So that that basically allowed enough space for me to keep an open mind where I'm like, Okay, if they're framing this dude, and they lying about this, and they lied to me about that, let me pay attention to what he's saying. So now I look at it like even though he talks like a truck driver from Queen's right, but he says things like, look, we gotta bring that manufacturing. We had lowest unemployment. We don't need to be starting these new wars, so we had

no new wars. Al Qaeda didn't want to smoke. Ices didn't want the smoke. Uh, pretty much had things pretty stable unless you watch the news, which made it seem like oh another botmomshell, oh, can you believe this? Dude? But it's like unemployment slowe. You know what I'm saying. He donated, he's giving money to this or he's helping that the borders under control, even though it's like, man, they got kids in cages. Now we've got kids in cages, people under bridges, um, all kinds of ship So and

we just left Afghanistan. Yeah yeah, not we, but they just left Afghanistan. I don't put me in the weed when it comes today on the topic of employment, Why do people, I guess conservatives so readily give Trump credit for employment being so great when he inherited that from the previous administration that was ran by Barack Obama? Why does Trump get so much credit for the economy when he didn't do anything. He didn't do anything to stabilize

the economy. He just basically walked into a situation that was handed to him. Um. I agree. A lot of times presidents inherit good things and bad things from the prior, right, because the way economics works, it takes a while, right, you get the remnants. Now if we look at who's in office now, I mean, we could try and blame Trump for like what's happening now, we could try and figure out what to blame in terms of like who

do we blame for what's happening now? What's happening? Well, well, let me back up a little bit to answer Willie's questions about like why the concerns give him so much credit. Um, I believe from my knowledge, I'm not an economic expert, but Willie, so yeah, we're just shooting this ship rights, you know, I'm I'm all layman's terms. So Trump's economic team where people like Dr Peter Navarro who they would um like their equations and how they do their formulas

and ship it's considered like America First policies. So right now they're criticizing the Biden administration because inflation they print one point nine trillion for this, one point nine trillion for that, it's like trillions trillions all that spending. They're gonna have to find a way to cover that. In other words, are you gonna tax everybody not to cut you off? And make me understand this, if you're printing money,

what the difference does it make? Well, Like if I had a money printer, I just print some money man and just go get it. You feel me like, what what? What? What puts you in in debt when you fucking print the money? And I may be stupid, but for for asking that question, But I don't understand. I print fucking money. I got money coming out. The more you print, in Layman's terms, the more you print, the less value that

paper gonna have. So for example, Venezuela went from being one of the richest countries were oil coming out the ground. But that's that's just this country, Jingo, That's that's sucking, uh making the denomination of numbers, you know, putting putting the numbers on currency. You feel me because look at this like the Iraqi dinor that ship ain't worth the

penny right now? Okay, But if you look at at the money that that that uh in spots like let's say London, Kuwait, you know that like that money they putting the denominations on these dollars and they're making them higher. But it's it's just it's just a number print on a piece of paper. You know. Well, I get the the best example I could. One of our biggest quote unquote exports is the US dollar. The US dollar dollar is the standard across the globe. Um, everybody got to

translate their stuff. According to us, it's like we're the ruler, like the we're the measurement right now. The way that happens, the way we kind of sustain it, the way we like export our dollar is you have like Japanese and different countries they gotta buy like government bonds or whatever off our dollar. Well, they already got enough that they want. They don't want no more. So the problem is once China and like Saudi arabiaor whoever steps away from the dollar,

now you can't just print it now. You gotta back it up. Now, you gotta print and say, okay, how do we balance this? Do we tax people? Like what are we gonna do? You know, especially if our if we're not producing as much as a country, if we're not exporting. Because right now, china strategy is they flood on us with all their influence. They flood on us with all their product. You know what I mean, all

that managed both Republicans and Democrats sold us out. They propped up China and their government and they sent all them jobs and ship we don't make damn or anything no more. Yeah, And that really is a great segue to one of the points that I wanted to make Americans, specifically, Conservatives brag about being patriotic, They brag about how important the flag is. Respect the flag, Respect the flag, USA, USA, USA, And every chance they get, they're cutting deals with China

to have their products manufactured in China. They taking jobs overseas away from Americans. And then they're blaming immigrants, they're blaming black people, they're blaming everybody but the people that's in control, that's pulling the strings. How does knowing this translate into continued support for this party? And I'm not and I'm not even saying that the Democrats are any better. I'm just trying to get an understand why. How is it that you can play both sides of the fence.

How is it that a person not you specifically, but how does a person play both sides of the fence. On one hand, you say you're you're all about USA, it's America first, respect me. Meanwhile, you're sending jobs overseas and you're paying for your products and you get get you're getting services from China. How does that work out? So my thing is is I'm not one of those die hard Republican. This man, I'm lifelong Democrats. I'll vote

the Republican one time now when i'm Donald Trump. Yeah, so the first time I didn't vote for hold on, hold On, It's car. So check this out. Let me try to answer your question. So the way I look at this Republican party is you got what they call rhinos, right, the war mongers, the globalists, they call him neo Kans. They sold us out. They work, they're working with Democrats, some two sellers out. There's good Democrats too, so they call that the unit party, right, they working in cahoots.

So those are the called the rhinos are Republican and name they're not America first. Now you got a hand for the new cats that are like not your traditional Republicans. For example, JFK was Democrats right by modern day standards. They might try to consider him a Republican just because he was like pro Second Amendment and some of the ship he stood for. Uh, they probably like he wouldn't really fit in. So I feel like a lot of the extremes in the Democrat Party pushed me away. Yeah.

But the thing about the thing about JFK is what's consistent about him Uh. That is uh similar to other Democrats is that he was at least appeared to be for black people, like black people's interests, at least act like he cared about black people's interests. If you act like you care about black people's interests, by default, you are a Democrat right now, Right now, you're a Democrat. You gotta if you act like you care about black people, or you care or you care about the poor, automatically,

you're gonna fall into the Democratic category. That's automatic. That's their marketers right exactly. And the Republican market is fuck the blacks, you know, fuck the poor, you know, like uh booststrap. Uh. It's all about you know, going out there and working for what you want. Meanwhile, they're taking all of the benefits that come from the government anything free, Republicans getting it. They're getting the tax breaks, you know, they're getting all of this free stuff that they complain

about others getting. And the reason why I suspect that they complain is because they don't want to share the free ship that they're getting, you know. So I just I'm still trying to get to like the ah moment where you like started to say Trump is my guy. Because just the propaganda piece, just the propaganda piece alone wouldn't sway me one way or the other, because I

ain't know. Both sides played the propaganda game. Like the Democrats played the propaganda game, you know, they skew the message and the Republicans do the same thing, the way Fox takes stuff and it does the same thing. Foxes owned by the Murders and Fox. If you notice, they didn't cover the election artists a lot of Republicans and concerted people, or they didn't they didn't the election artists

basically like for example in in Arizona. Yeah, like state senator, that whole thing, Like they wouldn't even they wouldn't even address it. You know. They owned by Rupert Murder and the Murderck kids, so that they're Australian. They out to make money. Uh A do named Michael and Dell that owns that my pillow company. He wanted to But I like him. Yeah, man, I'm reading his book right now. This dude went from a crackhead to a CEO, and I feel like his book can help a lot of

people with addiction and all that. Like, but can't you like the book without liking him? I mean, I really, I really do like him. I mean, what's bad about him? Well, he's a racist? Yeah, what do you do? I hadn't heard what am I gonna do? The pillow guy? He has some interesting statements. But yeah, so okay, I hadn't heard that. I know that if he don't like me, damn, so ain't gonna damn Okay? Yeah, and how does that explain to me? How this like when you when when

you switched ove and said, man, I'm riding with Trump. Yeah, you must have called hell from your own people. Some yeah, a lot a lot of patrols. A lot of people were like, I'm glad I never used to bump you anyway, or I never did like you anyway, or I'm glad I never went to your ship. Right. But then you have a lot of Latinos that are like, hey, man, you know we feel that we do need you know, we need America to be a superpower, and we need to have a strong economy, or like we agree with

what you're saying, thank you for speaking up. For example, if Chingo Bling was a place, it might be the real Grand Valley, meaning it's Mexican, is fun, it's Texan, you know, what I mean, it's right there by the border, just because of the way I would express myself my art. Right, So the real Grand Valley has gone red, like they live on the border, and they're not liking these new border policies. So they got a Republican mayor now in the in the McCallen, Texas, a lot of their counties.

How do how do they not like the How how can they not like that? It's affecting them adversely negatively? Like so, but you you would vote for republic Those are the main motherfucker just trying late to to seal the borders. Bro, exactly what I mean. How you got fencing on coming through that border. We got terrorists, a couple, I'm sure you know, all kinds of people from all over the place. We don't even know how but how do you? But how do you? How do you rationalize you?

And so millions of other people of Mexican descent arriving in the US, some by illegal means, getting over here, and then saying, okay, not y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, everybody's got to come the right way. Even though me and my family and all of us. We got over illegal y'all got we're gonna build this wall to keep you out. Yeah, you know, how do you? How do you? Yeah? It sounds crazy, but you know, especially coming from the

son of immigrants. Um, I mean at the end of the day, man, you know, we live here, we pay taxes here. I got three daughters. In terms in terms of like, for example, ain't no country in the world you could just pull up illegally, Like you can't go to Germany, damn near nowhere? You know where you just walk up in and don't nobody asks you? Heye what you who? You? Who? What you got? What are your intentions? How long are you gonna be here? Like, no matter what,

it's gonna be some kind of checks and balances. Now, I would argue that some people, whether it's Wall Street, you know, it's good for them. A lot of these big corporations get cheap labor of some people get more voters. A lot of people. If you're global less and you want to just erase borders, a lot of people would love to see, like, man, leave that bit wide open, especially if you're China and you want to destabilize America and you just want like you don't know who's coming in.

Is bookoo dope coming through Because you got these little families and kids and ship women getting sex traffic. You got kids coming through that they go to Central America and they tell the families, look, send your children because it's gonna be easier to get them in first. Once we get them in the system, they can send back for you. So these kids probably don't even make it. To me, man, it's just like it's just not a

good situation. I think it would be safer for everybody if it's one of those things like, for example, how Trump had it. Trump had it to where yeah he's an asshole. Yeah he's firm, and he's telling y'all, y'all gonna have to when you await your court date for your asylum, you gotta wait in Mexico. He could to deal with Mexico, and he said, y'all gotta help me put some troops right here and when you we gotta send them over there, and they gotta wait court date

in Mexico City. They're not We're not just gonna ship into Chicago and d C in Maryland somewhere and hopefully they show up for their court date because you got MS thirteen eighteen Street gang. It's you know, people competing for um for jobs, like even in the black community. I mean there's people that's like I would have got the job, but you know, oh boyfriend, Guada Mala came through and it just lowers the wages. It affects us.

Here's why I don't agree with the wall. Yes, we do need to protect the resources that we have here. Yes we we we are spread it too thin. We need our ship for us right. And yes, when immigrants come over here, they do take jobs from black people and other people that's here and who's already paid their dues. Here's why I disagree with the wall though. I disagree because I don't believe that the wall is going to stop anybody from coming over here because there's deals being

cut at the border. There's deals being cut to get people over here. You pay a certain amount of price you can get in here. So a lot of it is just being able to pay the feet. Yes, it's being having it wide open. More people are coming over, but it's not that those people are not going to come over. Is that those people are coming over without paying. They're coming over and they're circumventing the hustle. They're getting around the hustle. The people that are set up shop

a lot of the people. One of the reasons why, one of the reasons why they're getting over here is has a lot to do with border control. The people who are working in border control, who are selling us I daily, who getting a check from the government from the US government. That's why it's just like cocaine and

all these other drugs. The reason why this so called fake war owned drugs does not work is because a lot of people who are in position a power position, in an authoritative positions, they are allowing it to happen. They're getting paid under and over the table. This is

why you can't stop it. So there is no wall drugs if we want exactly, especially especially when the CIA is dropping off that dope so they can get that money for the covert covert war in Nicaragua, they was trying to stop communism and they torture the d E A agent like I know all about that ship. But but to ask you a question about like the border right now, the only one is benefiting the ones that's making bookoo bread is the cartels. The cartels are basically

Al Qaeda Mexico. That's the ices of Mexico. They're terrorizing my people. You know what I'm saying. They got they're making so much money. They're tagging people with wristbands. Who owes money? Who you gotta pay? Attacks to every region. Um, they're making like millions of dollars a day. And the way they do it is they distract the border border patrol, like the little families and kids. They'll drop a kid over the fence boom, you know what I mean. And

now here they gotta come play babysitter. And you got the Venezuelans. They're trying to help this lady from drowning. They're processing these people. They got them out there in the heat. They don't know where to put them. Meanwhile, boom, they running that fence and all which comes from China. And speaking to Ward on drugs, we know who's providing all defense and all from China. Basically, China's killing thousands of Americans via fense and all with this OPIOI crisis

or whatever. They won't do it about it, we won't. We just keep buying their stuff, and who's allowing it to come over here? It's coming through that border. So Americans are allowing it to come over Americans, that's who got it a policy. They're allowing it to come over here. I mean, listen, man, these are the same people who went and found a president and a hole in a desert, another president in a whole different country and a whole somewhere.

You think they don't know what's going on. You think they can't stop a few people from us in their own just like they couldn't find on something Bin Laden. He's six ft six, He had a damn machine. He was on a dialysis machine. You know, they're like, we think he's in Afghanistan. He was in Pakistan the whole time, and we was over there probably for the poppy fields for the heroine. Well you know, before before he was

over there, he was at the White House. Yeah, you know, the c i A. All these people were trained because the Russians were in Afghanistan, so we had to go back then. We called them freedom fighters. Back then it was like, look, man, he's the freedom fighters. We're gonna train them. Now. Fast forward. It's like, well ship, now they're bucking up to us. Now. I was just thinking, man, you know the Republicans. I'm sure they've reached out to you, right,

the Republican Party, They've reached out to you. They had some chapters, some capacity. Yeah yeah, yeah because at the White House. Now it's coming, because here's a deal. And this is why I say that you're not one of those type of Republicans who are hard nose, hard and asked you know, who hate this, hate all these people,

hate these people, hate these people. You are more about policy than people when it sounds like to me that that that you that you are more in agreement with Republican policies as opposed to uh saying that I'm only revoting Republican because I don't like these people. I feel like the people. I'm gonna just say this. Not all Republicans allowed them, probably half of them. Full of ship. Now the ones that are America first, those kind of

economic policies I feel benefit the people. So for example, George Lopez, he has totally different politics in me, maybe maybe about two years ago, we might have agreed on most of the stuff, right, but he's over there promoting Governor Newsom as if he's doing a good job. He was bending over backwards for Biden. I just can't rock with that. I just feel like, well, first of all, George Lopez is an American treasurer. Yeah, you know, he's

a he's a great artist. I love his stuff. George Lopez isn't the American treasure I mean, but he's He's much a much better present person than Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a horrible person. This is why. And listen some of the Trump policies I could have rocked with. But I don't like Trump as a person because he's a divider, you know, like he listen right now, this country is divided across racial lines. I mean, yeah, but non vacs, mass, no mass flag flag, And that's true,

but especially race, every single day. Race is one thing that don't go away. Race, right, some of these other things we're gonna ge past. We don't get past vaccinations, were don't get past the pandemic. You're gonna get past all of that. Race is gonna still be an issue. And when you got the leader of the country who is flaming the fire and still trying to put it out, that's a problem. And that's what Trump did. He aim to five. He created more division. I feel like Obama, no,

I think I feel all that stuff started Obama. It started, it started, you know what you mean. I feel like we were gonna unified before Obama. Well, I voted for Obama the first time, but what what did Obama? Okay, what did Obama do to create division? Man? I felt like I don't know if it was like the media making it happen, but it just sure did seem like you know what happened in Ferguson. It just felt like everything became about race. It was like we became obsessed

for race. Meanwhile, he wasn't doing much for the black community. He was my word about the gay community and all other communities. Uh. And he was deporter in chief. He deported more people than anybody other president combined. And all of that's true. But what it's not true is that he created the racial problem of the issue. Because what happened is that people saw an American in America that

was not the America they grew up loving. Well, white people had all the power, and you always looked at a white man as the leader of the free world. Now you got a black man. It was it was cool to be mayor, governor, chief of police. But now you got a black president. He's this is the chief, the commander in chief, and he's black. And this is where a lot of white people started losing their fucking minds.

That's what created it was that jealousy. It was the jealousy of a black man running this country is what stoke the flames. It was what fans the flames, in fact, what lit the fire. That's what started. I always I would argue that um of certain percentage of the people that weren't Obama fans may have been for other reasons, you know what I'm saying, like uh, like, oh, we think he's too socialists, or we think he's a Marxist

or something, which is not necessarily race. Let me ask you a question, though, would you vote for a president because he's Hispanic? No? You would not. No, not just because of that he likes. For example, somebody couldn't just go up there and be like, hey, my name is a Jorgey Bush, the third vote for me, Oh my name is Bethe here what you're alluding to, but that that's not what people That's not why people voted for Barack. Barack didn't get voted just at a lot of black people.

Black people wasn't voting for Barack Obama just because he was black. It's a lot of black people that ran for president before Barack Obama who was not qualified, and black people totally ignored. No, it's if black people did vote for Barack Obama because he was black. No, that's

a lot not not Willie, I'm saying. And why you gotta keep on saying this ship like not and why the fund you looking at me like that, man mann stiff like and that like look at me like man, I'm I'm not saying, Willie, Like, let me just say what I gotta say. Damn. So a lot of people voted for Barack Obama because he was black, like nine times out of team. The people did not understand policy whatsoever,

and they still though. You know what I love about Barack is that when he was running as a black man, he never once said I'm a black man. You never said he never once was like both for me because I'm black. But he also said that he's not the president for Black America. He's the president of the United

States of America. And that's with me. I want to be the president for Black America because I feel like I want to hear what you feel like because I'm not no, I'm not saying ship little man, We're not never on my side this guy right here, come on, man, Okay, So that's the running joke. It's like the sitcom. This

is the running gag. Let me here, man. I just feel like, you know, I'd be the president for black America because I feel like I know what Black America needs, bro, Like, we have been short changed so for for for so long, and we don't get nothing but nobody. But you know, I hear exactly what you Brad. I hear exactly what you're saying. But what you're saying it is the same thing that all the other white presidents have have said in private they are or at least done in private.

And that's be the president for white America, all right. That's what all these white presidents have done in the past, have been the president for white America because all of them, including the Rock, have upheld white supremacy. So so he ain't. So so this is not you know, what Donald Trump did is not unique. Many black fo used to love Trump though before he ran. That's because I didn't understand

his policy. But that's that's from the jump. But that's because we didn't know who he was as a person. We didn't know what kind of divider he was, what kind of person he was when you started telling a police officer when you put him in the car, you know, just you ain't got to be Jim, but you'd be a little rough with him. You know, that's dog whistling to that's dog whistling to be rough on black folks. He said, back in the days, we would have it would have beat him up. What was he talking about.

He was talking about the protesters that his rallies. Oh yeah, yeah. And and look at how he used his power when he was going in when any time that was a situation where black people were protesting or whatever, it was, sent in the troops, do whatever you gotta do, bring bring ardor But when the white folks was storming capitals and all that, back when the white folks was tearing up Portland, when the white folks was blending in with black folks talking about George Floyd, and it was like,

why are you spray paint? There was like peaceful, you know, black lives matter folks, and it's like, who are y'all dressing off black? With the umbrellas they was trying to They just trying to fire that ship up. That was Antifa marxisty. Well, you know it's so crazy though, man, because when people got on those masks and stuff, you don't know who they who they represent. You know. I saw police officers riding around with a with the whole truck full of bricks, and all the bricks looked exactly

and a lot like you know, during the protest. But what is the police? What the police officers doing riding and red trying to fire this ship truck full of bricks. I feel like the media was so against Trump that he's dan. If you do that, if you don't for examp, somebody might get statistics like, man, he gave the most millions to HBC used you know mortan Barack did that

transaction has not been completed yet. He hadn't getting bread, okay, um, but like stuff like that, right, stuff that's like lowest black unemployment. Somebody can at that. I gotta disagree with that. I don't the lowest black unemployment was because of Trump? No, no, no, it was Barack Obama that he got the residuals from the Obama benefits of that. In other words, or how about this he like? For example, people sometimes ask me

what has he done for the Brown community? And I hit him with general stuff and they throws him off because I thought he was gonna talk about immigration. We've been trained to be single issue voters. We've been trained the only word about immigration, DACA, Dreamers, uh, amnesty. However, if I hit somebody with a statistic like well, you know, you know the dollar was strong or anything. Yeah, but

what does that have to do with Donald Trump? Well, okay, hold on, let's just say, um, I lost my train of thought. But let's just say. Let's just say I was to give a statistic on something general, like, for example, I mean ship, you know, just something good that's in general, like we hand on new wars or something like that. Yeah, like what that got to do with Mexicans and our people. It's like, you live here and you're American. We got some peace. You know what I'm saying. You know what

it is? Chango? I almost called your pedro. That's all good government name. But that's my government name. I don't give it that my granddaddy. Now you're making me lose my train. I think the reason why a lot of us people in this country who are not white. I think alone the single issue line oftentimes like immigration black or an employment whatever. Uh we're not an unemployment but uh,

you know racial discrimination. That is because this is something that we wake up with every day that don't go away. These this is one of the first challenges that we are we wake up we have to face. White folks don't have to worry about that ship. That's why they can focus on what about my mother? Well, what about what's going on? We need a wall over there for the border we needed. They can think about other ship

that they don't have to think of. They don't have to wake up thinking about race, they have to think of waking about wake up thinking about a green card. They don't have to wake up thinking about all of these these type of things that that that other people in this country wake up daily thinking about. Because they got this, they got it made in the shame. I don't argue that I have more free speech than the white man does. There's something I can say white man

can't say. I mean, arguably right if a white man says anything like, hey, we gotta be America first, we gotta make it great again, when was it ever great. What you mean great? Are you talking about back when you know they were spraying people down in the road with hoses and putting sicking dogs on it? That's what you mean great? You know it's like saying I'm just saying great again, Like, well, when when was it great?

When was it great for us? It's almost like, you know what, I'm gona just be quiet and great for the Hispanic community. I want to know when was it great for Hispanic community? Is now? Probably? Yeah? Actually yeah, I'd argue that now it's probably the best time, only because I feel like, man, it's one We've come a long way. You know. The only water fountain I can't drink out of is the vaccinated water fountain. That's the

only one I'm not allowed. Uh. In New York, man, they got the you gotta go around back pick up your food. You can't sit at the lunch counter. Man, if you they got the vacs of you VAC you can't walk in with I shown your papers. You gotta show I D and VAXs passport in New York and they just they just nullified. In California, they tried to pass it. They can't pass it here. It didn't go through and if they did, you went to a private preparatory school in New Jersey. What was that? What was

that experience like? In what city was that? Heights Town, New Jersey. That's like minutes about twenty five minutes from Trenton probably yeah, I don't remember. Yeah, So I grew up here. Um, I went to a Holland Middle school off for six ten. It was like a vanguard program. This lady showed up. She had fifteen letters for fifteen minority students, right, and the letter basically said, Hey, we're gonna have a seminar. Bring your parents so we could talk to you how you can go to this prep

school and maybe get a full ride it. So it was an academic it was it Nah, hell no, I'm not athletic like. It was more like it's called ABC A Better Chance. So it's this organizations like that. Yeah, and I think OPRAH donate. A lot of people are donating to that organization. So anyway, all my friends, I was like, man, you've seen this. It's like out of state by ourselves. Hell no, everybody ripped it up. I'll crumbled mine up, put in my backpack. I get home.

Sometimes somehow my nosey asked older sister. She went through found the paper and she was like, oh, what is this. I was like, uh, it's out of state prep school now now now she said in English anyway, Um, So so we went. We went to the to the little seminar, and you got this old white man in front of this podium showing us these pictures of these beautiful campuses, saying, we know the Hispanic community is tightly near y'all. Might I want to send your son or daughter, but it's

a good opportunity will do so. I purposely didn't fill out the application on time because I didn't want to go. I was ofever years old. I'm not gonna go live somewhere far by myself. So my sister remembered again, my nosey ass sister. She's still be on my ask to this day. She's like, oh, look, it looks like you just missed the deadline. I'm like, yeah, sorry, and she's like, well, let me call him. See what they say. She got on the phone. Hey, my little brothers here. It looks

like he didn't turn it in there. Like she they said, you gotta finish the essay and ask them questions and I'm gonna do the other part, like the basic Social Security number ship and we're gonna see. So I got into this one school in North Carolina called Asheville. They didn't give me a full ride. And then I got into the other school called Petty in Heights Town, New Jersey. They gave me the full ride. I'm little beaty man, I'm just about to turn thirteen. I ain't never watched

my own draws. Like, I'm like, I need my parents to remind me to do my homework. How's this gonna work? So they said, look, we're gonna fly out with you. We gotta leave, but in case you don't like it, at least you tried it. And then you drop out, we bring you home. You go to Milby High or something. And I'm all right. Actually I was going to book till Washington and like I was in the the pre like the pre program, but right before school started, and they pulled me out of that because I went to

New Jersey. So we get there. Culture shock. Where I grew up on the Southeast, I wasn't around it was just minorities. I went around white people. I've never seen a Jewish person. I didn't know nobody from Asia. I get out there, They're listening to music. I never I was listening to y'all. I get out there, I'm listening to some other show. I'm like, what the hell is this? They had more gardeners than teachers. I mean, the campus was beautiful and so in the beginning, yeah, they were

brag about that ship too, like manicure laws. So the first year and a half two years, I felt like a like a lab rat. I felt like I was only there as a quota. I felt like I was only there to make the rich kids experience. At thirteen years old, yeah, I felt like I was making the rich kids experience more authentic. Like we even have some Mexicans here, We got like the Puerto Ricans. We got a handful of black kids, and those are all my friends. Because we clicked up. It was like where are you from?

And I'm from my Were you from from Philly? We're from from Comusic you like, you know, I listen to this, this and this that. You know, we finish it at the same lunch table because I don't know what these people talking about. So maybe around like junior year, my mind clicked and I started telling myself. You know what, Yeah, you might be here on scholarship, but all this is here for you, like you deserve all this. This is

here for you, just like anybody else. Take advantage, you know what I mean, Be a leader, get more involved. So boom. I now became like the like the resident assistant in the dorm, like the freshman needed some help. I'm there is like, hey man, I'm just four years. Four years. I did all four years. Now you say that you felt like you was a lab rat and you was thead to make a quota. Did you come to this revelation later in life or did you Was you cognizant of that while you wasteen years old? Now?

I think at the time, I just had a little chip on my shoulder. You know what I'm saying. I just like insecure. You insecure? You young, you know no no better. It's on in your perspective. It's on how you look at it. So if you want to walk around like Andy, motherfucker, don't understand me. He was on Mexican or you see how he asked You saw how the teacher ask me that question? You know what I mean? Uh?

And somehow, some way I just said you know what, Let's let's make some friends, you know, let's enjoy the ride, let's take advantage. And then that became like it became from I don't want to be here. I'm like depressed and homesick too. I think I want to apply to colleges out here because all my friends staying out here, and damn I'm a misha. I don't want to leave. So now I'm applying to them colleges. My my family is like, no, you gotta apply to these Texas colleges,

like got what you did for? Come closer? So then I went to San Antonio for because I didn't still don't want to be like all up under my parents. So I was like, I want to do you of h if I started DJing and that's where I was going. And then you started dj and then and how did you get to wrap man? And so all right, So I was going to the Trinity University. Somehow I stumbled across they got a radio program on camp with it Man. I was like this, we got a radio station, like yeah,

it's um it's public radio, it's college radio. And you could take some classes, but you gotta have a minor and communications and and I was like, can I have a hip hop show? They're like, well, you gotta take the classes and maybe picture. So I went to the program director and I was like, Hey, I want to do a hip hop show. He's like, okay, on the house Sunday night. I'm like, ship say yes. So next thing you know, they're bumping us on campus, not bumping

us in the city. We were on this Sunday night with all the Mexicans, the whole hood southside of San Antonio. That's when they were cruising their cars on Military Drive. So I was playing the local up and coming artists. I had like, this is what I would do. I would go to Southwest Hoste right, and I go meet with like Robert Gilliman or Ghetto, and I go get some posters from my prize, my prize box so I can be like hey, calling him and nine you win.

I get singles from artists. So I was just observing as a as a college student, like people getting deals, people are here hitting the road, they're doing promo. So then in San Antonio, I came up with a hustle where I'd hit the record stores and not hit like up and coming labels from from Houston. Like let's say Big Poke he got a project coming out, and I hit Chevis Entertainment or somebody just labels. They might not even be around anymore, right, And I would make these

displays with the posters. I'd cut them out kind of like a lump here in Houston. I don't remember. So I put up the posters and ship and I try to get some bread out the labels, like, hey man, you know I can hit. I can make these displays and whoot woo and um. So then our college radio show started blowing up more. We started like I'd get interviews with like Big Mole, Rest in Peace, a little Flip stop by, you know, people coming by freestyle and and from there and from there, um, you know, I

just started like thinking, okay, maybe this could be. Maybe I can get my foot in the door, just be a DJ, maybe get distribution, do like like DJ Clue had his mixtape album. I was like, I don't know, So at what point do you pick up the pen and started writing these lyrics and going to the studio. Well, I went from a good question, Um, I would free style on the radio from time to time, but I started networking with the local studios, and I would basically say, hey, man,

I could do some funny ship. Man, let me do some characters, some voices. Maybe you'll need a skit. You ain't got no skits on y'all. Man, you've got an intermission. Man, look check, let me just jump in. If you don't like it deleted. And they'd be laughing and they'd be like, man, what the fun was that? I did this one character? And I was like, yo, when I do that, that's Chingo bline. And they're like what. I was like, that's Chingo. They're like, man, what the hell did you that? They

were laughing at the name. I was like, Okay, I got something. So I started doing skits for local artists, and then um and then and then they invite me to wrap on some ship. I'll do a funny little rap. Nexting, you know, I got enough freestyles and wraps to put out a demo that turns into a mixtape. That you know, I got two mixtapes. Next you know, I'm hitting another flea market, another free market. My family started backing me up.

Now we got the po box, Now we somebody ordered the shirt and Oregon people on Napster uploading my stuff. So the high school kids like my humor was like eighth grade high school type of humor, you know what I mean. So the kids was loving it, and that's how I spread. So when do you bring the to Molly game in? I would say early, like as soon as I started, because I didn't want to wrap about gangs of ship because it wasn't really real to me. You know, I went to prep school, I went to college.

I'm not understanding boarding school exactly school. So my dad was something out is at work. My mom would make them. So I just found that little parallel where it's like and at the end of the day, that's one way you can always pull your pull yourself up by your bootstrets like that's a hustle. Like worst case scenario. You can go get some massa, some port. You can with that ship up some support. The Molly's not to Molly's, the Molly's. The Molly's said, I just told you how

to see Willy stuff. Goddamn what I'm talking about, Willy. You're not hitting how you saying that I got it? And I'm saying, a little man, you got some Molly Molly's. So now everybody, you're wrapping. Everybody knows you, you know, at least around here, people know where you are. You gotta you got regional some regional success and all that stuff, and you know people are learning who you are, you know, nationally. So at what point you say, Okay, I think I

want to do comedy now. Oh man, While comedy was maybe about six years ago and I just got the opportunity, music was kind of slow, you know what I'm saying. The game had changed age, record stores had gone away, the streaming programs are scrolling us with this point zero zero one of a penny um, even though thankfully my old catalog still brings them some bread every month. Thanks But I just felt like I was burnt out. That's

the best way to describe it. Man. I was just like I was fed up with like Jankee promoters, I just the way my business was being run at the time. I found myself like almost like getting down on myself when some of the ship wasn't even my fault, like saying, I'm in Nebraska doing the show somewhere, and I'm like, why they got ten opening acts? Why the sounds sound like this, Like this ain't what I signed up for, you know, I don't want to be here. This year

is lame. And I just started stepping away from like, you know what, I'm not doing a more shows. I'm not dealing with no more promoters. The comedy buzz hit you so about so about six years ago, my buddy I had already started doing YouTube. I had already started doing skits like slowly just glowing viral in different ways. So I was slowly building that bridge. A buddy of mine. He's like, hey, man, I'm gonna start putting together these

comedy shows. And I was like, man, that ship is hard because I had tried it one time at that point. That's just scary. Bro. I bombed. And he said, all right, well, if you ever want to get up due ten minutes, you know, bringing you someb merged or something, you don't make it worse your time and give it a shot.

And I was like, yes, absolutely, I would love to just try practice and just started peeping the scene just expanding, like my network, just dealing with different kind of artists, you know what I'm saying, Like you just go from one type of ego to a different type of ego. So where is the first comedy spot you played? H just place period. Where did you go till the first public joke? I think when I was hosting, I hosted an event I did terribly. Um. I think it's kind

of like third Ward Midtown. It's called um red Cat. That's That's the first time I ever went up there and and tried it, and I was naive. I was like, I've seen this ship done before. I'm I'm a fan of comedy. I got some ideas and you go up there and you just don't know that there's different variables, Like look, man, this is how you should have treated this room, in this audience. You just didn't know no better.

It's not that you suck, it's just you didn't. You didn't know, so you slowly start to get that wisdom. So when you jumped on stage for the first time, you didn't you you watched. You was a fan of comedy, but you didn't study to ask how they got on stage, how they delivered this stuff, and you didn't talk to them any of that. You just jumped on stage and did your things. Yeah, I'd have to say, yeah, the first time hosting like that, Yeah, I know, because I

did the same thing with rap got my ass booted yeah. Absolutely. So your first your first gig, you did ten minutes. Well, because normally y'all do five, you start off with five minutes in comedy. Well, the very first time I was hosting, so I was having to go up a couple of minutes there. So yeah, I wasn't ready for all that. Um. But to answer you a question, yeah, further down the road,

when I started taking a little bit more serious, I understood. Look, man, just try to get you a five minute, a little set or something that works, that's polished, that's edited, it's effective, and then build from there, and then slowly you can start editing, taking stuff out, rearranging. Yeah, I love it though. Man's it's a rush. Man, it's such a high. You love it over hip hop. I love performing comedy more

than performing music. And it has a lot to do with the fact that, man, I'm way funnier than you, bro, and you just want it. Give me one. Give me one joke. No, man, you give me one joke. I dare you, I dare you to tell one joke that it makes people laugh. Give me one, just one. I just said millions of jokes in the world, Give me one. Okay, that was just truck driver right, and he had a sidekick with him and he was trying to get this

job right. So we're going into the spot. Man, You're like, man, I gotta you know, I got my buddy with me. You gotta go. He said, well, we only need one truck driver. We can't use too. He said, well, me and Leroy, we've been driving together for seventeen years, and I just can't see me riding without Leroy. Oh white Man said, okay, well it's a shot of the truck driver. So here's the test. You're going down a hunting and

eighty degree m drop. Brakes go out. It's a two thousand drop on both sides of the bridge, and it's a truck jack knife across the bridge, and you're doing ninety eight quick. The first thing you're gonna do. They're saying, well, the first thing I'm gonna do, and I'm gonna wake up Holy Roy. They said, well, why are you gonna do that? They said, cast me and Hero have been riding together for seventeen years. He never seen no motherfucking regg like we're fixing the half. I'm just better than

him and he just won't admit it. Oh Man, m what the funk man? We're checking his phone now. So one time that was this dude, right, he was drunk. The day's date August thirty one, the year two thousand twenty one. Our lord scar face, Brad Jordan's just told the worst fucking joke in the history of jokes. There you go, Okay, go ahead. So that's one time, Willie, That's just one of many. I know you got way, please, man spars spars man lit'sten. Let's hear a joke from

a professional. But what was your first joke that? Can you remember the first one that you got him with? I mean you got oh, man, I had I had a couple of Um. I told a joke about smoking weed would be real in California, and um, you know I thought it wouldn't ship. Yeah, shoot, y'all got fired. We got fired. Hit that motherfucker and then me and my humble and we left. We had to train stop. We had to we had to train stop. I'm feeling like the weed didn't affect me, right, I smoke weed

before it. Now it's nighttime. We had the train stop, the trains passing. I'm in the driver's seat, my board right here. All of a sudden, we start hearing I'll rumb them like, man, the trees are shaking. There's a cop behind us. Now damn. Now we're nervous. The cop hitting his lights on the train. He's hitting the lights on the train. Look at my home, bar like, man, whatever it is, bro, this ship out there is trying to get us. I realized, Man, I had the car

and parked my foot on the gas. RPMs was man, it was me. I was high. I was high. I didn't know, but yeah, I cut that, Joe. That's one of my little beginners. It's just hard to tell one liners and ship when you ain't really on stage. So so this this didn't happen for real. It's just no, yeah, no it did. It did a lot of my stuff. It has to have some truth to it, you know how they say it's funny because true, and a lot of comedians ship don't be funny because it ain't true,

because you just can't perform it the same way. It didn't really happen. It's I can wrap. I guess, yeah, team go blame man. It's been a you got another joke, Willie Jee Yeah, man, So that was just just kid, right, this old man had this dog, and this dog was a train fucking killer man. He fucking kill anything, right, and um. He took his dog into the bar and he got a drink and he was telling the bartender about his dog. He says, man, I got a little

boy that's gonna be crossing here by fifteen minutes. Got a little one dog. Said I bet you he can't beat him. He said, bullshit, And then you know, showing ships. Think fifteen minutes later he'd come to this little boy with this little orange dog. Man, he said, rover kill doll ran out. The man jumped up over that little boy dog man. The little boy dog looked up at him, cut him in half. He picked up both pieces of his dog, and he was like, man, this was the

champion breed of Malono. You know what a little boy? What kind of dog is that you got? He said, Well, before I cut his tail and painting them orange, he was an alligator. I goddamn give me it is a year, Lord PM. On August thirty one, s Face just told the second worst motherfucking joke I've ever heard in my life. That guys a fucking hater man. So how can people get in contact with you, man. Man, I'm on Instagram at real Chingo Bling my website Chingo bling dot com.

But yeah, all the other pages you just you know, Google and we really appreciate you and thank you guys, man, and thank you for your contribution. Man. You know you you you're very unique individual, very very talented and a good dude. Man. I mean, it's hard to believe your fucking supporter. It's hard. That's why. That's why I say they're gonna try to kid me. That's why I say they're going to reach out to you, bro, because you're not that standard, you know, like and that's what you're not.

And that's one of the hard things about them with their sale, with their pitch is that you know, they're missing a whole lot of people because of that um that one direction that they have and thisss and a whole lot of people. And they're gonna they're gonna come for you. Man. Romney is gonna be the president bro soon. Yeah. Man Biden, Man, Biden, Okay, Trump Biden. If Trump was president, Bro,

anybody can be president, I'm telling you, man, like Joe Biden. Man, listen, let me let me say this man, and then we can take this out, but commit President, I hope not. But letterally, what I'm saying, bro, Like, Afghanistan got people coming into the United States, Yeah, they're coming here, Dude, We're gonna have to be mindful that a motherfucker can just walk into the goddamn mall and just detonate. Know, they keep I'm gonna say this real quick because I

know y'all got stuff to do. But they keep saying the war ended. No, they the war has begun. The war has begun. So they created a terrorist state over there. It's gonna spill over the Pakistan. China already back into Taliban's holds. Russia. Pakistan's gonna bring that pressure to India. That's one of our lives. China. Don't light India because

they kind of neighbors. China's over there trying to get the mining rights for the lithium that we need for electric vehicle batteries, which our leadership is sending them jobs over there as well. Um and then so Afghanistan they're surrounded by Russia, Iran, Pakistan. You know what I'm saying, A bunch of gang of motherfuckers don't like us, um so so for example, let's just say I'm China. I don't like America. I'm gonna go holling my my boy Taliban.

He man, what's up? Man to what's up? China? And you're sunk with them. Many many Christian, the Western Christian tradition wan't like that ship, bat Man. Check this out. Man, y'all got the minerals. Yeah, that's that lithium. Okay, y'all want to be in charge of this government. You know what I'm saying. You'll want to beat man. Look, we'll have you to where you respected on the world stage. Bro. Y'all can have Sharia law. Y'all can spread that ship. But I need to put this battery in your back,

so you throw the rocket. America and trying to sit back here like this, so basically what America has done throughout history, Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah and bleed. And also for the recommend If Toci Gabbert the Democrat had gotten the nomination, she probably would have got more pres This episode was produced by a King and brought to you by The Black Effect Podcast Network and I Heart Radio