Bonjour Boners! Hey it's your pal Jess here to letchya know I'm taking a little break for the summertime. However didju know Get Wood has over 300 episodes?check out Spotify or Apple for all of em.... Meanwhile I leave you with this last ep taking you to the streets of NYC and sharing my love of sweet gangsters, a bit of jealousy over a junkie couple, what Mama El thought of the 4th and some more silliness thrown in cuz I just can't help it. Look out for a minute of song weekly on my IG @getjess...
Jul 04, 2025•34 min
Bonjour Boners! Whatta wild week (well...6 months really) I'm thrilled you decided to stop by and get wood. I'm chatting about the different ways to PROTEST and my new favorite, best fun at the NYC Mermaid Parade, watch Bugsy Malone and more silliness to get you feelin a lil less funky. Loves ya and Loves when ya share with your pals xoxoxo Jess #getwoodpodcast #peacefulprotest #funnyvideos #comedyduringtragedy
Jun 24, 2025•31 min
Bonjour Boners! Whatta fun show this week; Fathers Day & DNA from a felon Showgirls Reminded me of my old job... I'm Mick, baby! and much more from me your pal Jess #callheralex #whosyourdaddy #getwoodpodcast #fathersdaydna
Jun 17, 2025•39 min
Bonjour Boners, whatta crazy sad and scary week it's been...especially for my LA brothers and sisters. I'm hoping this weeks episode will bring ya a little peace, a few new thoughts and some laughter. We need each other even more these days, so I'm sending yall a whole buncha extra love this week. This episode isn't all sadness, I've sprinkled in some stories of silly; beach songs, kids speaking French, Crafty McCrafterson and so much more. Join me LIVE every Tuesday on my YouTube Channel 12pm e...
Jun 10, 2025•31 min
Bonjour Boners, In this weeks episode-I'm talkin Speakeasy Tea, Library Cards and Luxury...with a buncha other fun stories from my week! Hope it brings you some peace a few laughs and a new perspective on giving yourself a break Loves ya xoxo Jess #getwoodpodcast #genex #storytime
Jun 03, 2025•34 min
bonjour boners, this week was a wild one, but not just cuz I got censored from ye ole IG, but because I did a couple amazing stand up shows, got catcalled by a homeless dude and was out dancing like a "DIVA!" in brooklyn til 2am...nah it was wild cuz even in the face of censorship and having to rebuild, I am just as grateful as ever. Practicing positivity and not always winning, but being gentle as I go. Sending you loves, xoxo Jess #positivepodcasts #funnytruestories #getwoodpodcast...
May 27, 2025•34 min
Bonjour Boners, whatta show it twas today...big stuff about sounds and distractions-NOT DICk-stractions (which is differrent for me) ART SAVES! U gotta UTI? TRIALS n Tribulations...and some silly stuff thrown in to take your mind off the current state of affairs. Keep your heads up xoxo Jess
May 20, 2025•33 min
Bonjour Boners! what fun I had today speaking on : P Diddy Casting notices, Gallery Gazing, Clean Bill o'health and more silliness than you can shake your tidders at Thanks for sharing with your pals xoxoxo Jess
May 13, 2025•31 min
bonjour boners! I LOVED talking about the #Metgala this week! Did my best to dress with purpose and rebellion...chatted about Sinners & Vanderpump Villa...it's a balance LOVE when you share with your pals and tag me using the #getwoodpodcast have a beautiful week and don't take any shi* xoxox Jess
May 06, 2025•33 min
Bonjour Boners! This was extra fun and funny and you really get an idea of how I was raised....LA vs NYC...Gang affiliations but only if they're cute....Carrot Juice....Walking into magic (again) and more silliness that'll keep ya laughin Love when you share and tag me @getwood on IG #getwoodpodcast #comedy #storytelling #genex xoxo Jess
Apr 29, 2025•36 min
bonjour boners! this week was filled with adventure, self care and hilarity: he loved my overalls, getting high with jesus, us females are divine! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at. LOVE when you share the show with your pals Thanks xoxo Jess #getwoodpodcast #genexers #storytelling #funnylady
Apr 22, 2025•33 min
Bonjour Boners, this week's episode is brought to you by Goodwill & Anxiety - I've been chatting about both ...plus good music equals good moods, feeling extra cultured like cottage cheese hittin broadway baby and art openings sass silliness and song enjoy and share with your pals xoxo Jess #getwoodpodcast #funnylady #genex #weeklystories
Apr 15, 2025•32 min
Bonjour Boners! I'm back on IG LIVE and loving it...this week I'm chatting about how hard it is to REST even when you're sick...Earthquakes in the east....and being saved by a TV show Plus som random silliness inbetween Love ya for Listening Sharing and Leaving a comment xoxox Jess #yellowjacketsshowtime #podcastsofinstagram #getwoodpodcast #funnyladycomic
Apr 08, 2025•33 min
Bonjour Boners! Another adventure-filed week for me with tales of Bloomingdale's Bathroom Brawl, Cougars might Eat you, I'll Never Forget my 1st Dime Bag Purchase and more silly shi in between. SHARE LIKE SUBSCRIBE Thanks lovers, xoxo Jess
Apr 01, 2025•33 min
Bonjour Boners! Such a fun show today; Where'd I get My Laugh? Seniors Stories, Sexy Questions...and more #getwoodpodcast #healinglaughs #funnylady #authentic #genx
Mar 25, 2025•32 min
Bonjour Boners! What a week of hilarious situations, wild meetings and amazing gifts of art... From a homeless dude making fun of me, to a chance meeting in the park-this episode really is lotsa fun. Subscribe to Get Wood so you can get some laughs in your week! xoxo Jess #comedy #podcast #genx
Mar 18, 2025•42 min
Bonjour Boners! Warmth and Wonder and Tatas OUT, babies.... much fun today on my youtube LIVE Talked about Crotch Heavy Maintenance My Mom Can Beat Up Your Mom Greenpoint Gallery WINNING and more silliness to keep you giggling Subscribe to my youtube so you can catch me live Loves u xoxo Jess https://www.youtube.com/@JessWood69
Mar 11, 2025•33 min
Bonjour Boners! I switched over to youtube for the LIVE today and what a fun time I had; Talked about some of my personal Hole Goals, the satisfaction of getting pictures taken by strangers, ART ART and more ART, and a few other silly things that'll hopefully make your week a lil better. Like/Subscribe and most of all ENJOY xoxo Jess
Mar 04, 2025•34 min
bonjour boners! lotsa fun was had on today's show; from Anacondas to Mormons, this episode really brings the laughs hoping it brings you much joy xoxo Jess
Feb 25, 2025•37 min
bonjour boners! what fun we had today: homeless in the deli, some singing silliness, words can be wonderful and much more to help you get through the week thankful for ya xo Jess be good to yourself an others cashapp $getjesswood venmo @ jess-wood-10
Feb 18, 2025•35 min
bonjour boners! whatta fun show today: halftime history, pirate in flares, art saves lives and more. thanks for all the love and support keep breathing and spread the love xoxo Jess
Feb 11, 2025•36 min
bonjour boners, hoping this episode brings you some peace, some laughter and some relief I'm chatting about; Lunar New Year Green Tints and the Grammy's plus more silliness than you can shake yer tiddies at Enjoy and share with some pals! xoxo Jess VENMO @Jess-Wood-10 CASHAPP $getjesswood
Feb 04, 2025•34 min
bonjour boners! today's episode is all about ART and REBELLIOUS action saving lives! Nick Cave Art SAVES Deewishclips SAVES and most of all LOVING each other SAVES this 30min is chock full o'fun to combat the nasty effects of our nation Hoping it brings you laughter and peace share with your pals xox loves Jess
Jan 28, 2025•37 min
Bonjour Boners, thanks for joining me on another adventure through my week! I'm chatting about: Arctic Blast vs Finger Blast The Last Showgirl YT People #@*% and more Thanks for sharing/commenting and supporting xoxo Jess
Jan 21, 2025•36 min
bonjour boners, thanks for being with me today...I've been quite emotional as I imagine a lot of you have been as well. However, I'm bringing joy, laughter and some tears to todays ep. and I believe it's helping...hoping it brings you some relief as well. Take good care of yourselves and know you are not alone in all this madness sending hugs xoxo Jess
Jan 14, 2025•34 min
Bonjour, boners! Thanks to everyone who made it to the live -it's on IG every Tuesday 2pm eastern if ya wanna come thru This week I'm telling the story of my ACID on New Years eve - Peakin' at the Beacon, then no sleep and back to work. Plus... a few stories about my birthday which included water outages, stand up shows, friends, foes and gratitude I love when you share this with your friends Thanks xoxo love Jess
Jan 07, 2025•37 min
Bonjour Boners! Thank you so much for another amazing year here. I'm overwhelmed with love and gratitude for all y'all! Your feedback and support has kept me smiling all year....I'm so lucky to have such awesome listeners who are okay with vulnerability-mixed in with some dick jokes. Let's practice being kinder to ourselves in this upcoming year. Gentle Mental Thanks again Love you xoxoxo Jess
Dec 31, 2024•32 min
Bonjour Boners! What fun it was to ride and play on a Christmas eve today! Maintenance Police! How Cold Was It! Underpants Time! and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at! Thanks for leaving 5stars and a review! Thanks for sharing with your pals! xoxo Jess
Dec 24, 2024•32 min
Bonjour Boners! Great show today with my fabu vintage coat and my fun vintage takes! I'm talkin today about those UFO sightings, a lil Chivalry on the Subway, stories about the Nutcracker ballet and more! Enjoy and share with your pals Thanks xoxo Jess
Dec 17, 2024•35 min
Bonjour Boners! what a fun show today.... this week I'm chatting about: on a mission to donate to a mission (more than once a year) hot bodega babe go see Jackie Beat immediately and more silliness than you can shake your tiddies at ! listen share tag me @getwood and hashtag #getwoodpodcast VENMO @ Jess-Wood-10 thanks lovers xoxo Jess
Dec 10, 2024•32 min
