G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 14 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From Tuppaware conspiracies to the bizarre lives of Furries. We also have a go at our old fav's, Vegans and Flat Earther's. Oh, yeah we also meet....Mac(Cue palm to face). Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Timestamps: 00:00 The Tupperware Dilemma 01:59 Welcome to the Get Off My Lawn ...
Jul 07, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 14
G'Day GOML Army and welcome to Episode 13 of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast! In this episode, Daz and Dave dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought. From gym rants to the bizarre concept of "soaking," and a hilarious take on DEI, this episode has it all(Maybe not everything, but a bit of stuff). Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Timestamps 00:00:00 - Gym Rant : Hosts discuss frustrations with people using phones at the gym. 00:01...
Jun 30, 2025•44 min•Ep. 13
G'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.In this episode we once again dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas. Trav-A tale as old as time. Young, independant and needs a sugar daddy. Woke weirdos Tourettes again New Flat Earth follies Woke Dad Dear Dave Thanks for Listening and we'll catchya next episode. Our Links-> Timestamps · 00:00 - Intro and Trav's Incident · 04:34 - Gen Z Struggles · 10:29 - ...
Jun 16, 2025•57 min•Ep. 12
G'day GOML Army and welcome back to another fun packed edition of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast.In this episode we dive into a mix of hilarious anecdotes, social commentary, and listener dilemmas. Road Rage and Racial Stereotypes X Treasures Valentina Gomez - The No-BS Politician Dear Dave Segment Shoutouts to Matt S and MR C( I called him MR G?) for the loyal listens and interaction. Thanks for listening, catch-ya next episode. Timestamps00:00:00 - Camping Stories and Evening Gowns 00:03:14 - Pod...
Sep 29, 2024•40 min•Ep. 11
Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations. This week : - We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs. -We make an apology for an international incident. -Baylen has gone off the rails! -A momentous introduction to a 'Unique' individual. -We end of the episode with a cultural conundrum. Thanks ...
Sep 18, 2024•46 min•Ep. 10
Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations. This week: Lizard Man Anecdote: We kicked off the episode with a hilarious and somewhat bizarre story about a long-time visitor to Dave's shop, affectionately known as "Lizard Man." TV Show Rant - The Boys: Dave shared his thoughts on the TV show "The Boys," Protester Fails: We had a good lau...
Aug 26, 2024•55 min•Ep. 9
Welcome back, GOML Army! In this episode, we dive into a variety of topics that are sure to entertain and provoke thought(No promises though). From the irresistible allure of Tim Tams, to the intricacies of the English language and the absurdity of hobby horsing, this episode has it all!(Oh, and more DID system's, I cant help it they're funny) Episode Highlights: · Tim Tams Addiction : Are Tim Tams the biscuit equivalent of heroin? Darren and Dave share their hilarious experiences with these add...
Jul 29, 2024•46 min•Ep. 8
Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY We kicked off with some updates: · We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content. Thong Gate Dave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn,...
Jun 23, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 7
Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast , where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about: -Dogs in shops -The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg -The logic behind flat earth theories -D.I.D scams...I mean systems on TikTok -Horrible Identity comedy -Masking in 2024 -Life...
May 02, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 6
Hey there, Get Off My Lawn army! It's your host, Darren, here with another episode recap. So grab your gin and tonic (and maybe a Lominge from the backyard), and let's dive into the highlights of today's show. We kicked things off with a laugh about Dave’s "Lominge" tree and its mysterious fruit, which, by the way, saved itself from being chopped down by becoming a surprisingly good gin and tonic ingredient. Cheers to that! Then we moved on to our main gripe of the day: people who can't walk in ...
Apr 02, 2024•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 5
Welcome back to the Get Off My Lawn podcast, where my co-host Dave and I, Darren, dive into the absurdities of modern life with a comedic twist. In this fourth episode, we've hit a milestone and decided to shake things up with a special "Deadpool" edition. We're not talking about the superhero – we're predicting which celebrities might "fall off the perch" in 2024. It's all in good fun, and we're not wishing harm on anyone, so take it with a grain of salt and a laugh. Remember to subscribe or fo...
Feb 05, 2024•43 min•Ep. 4
Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army! First off, Dave and I discussed the phenomenon of Tourette's Girls on social media platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. We took a closer look at Baylen Dupree, a popular figure in this space with a massive following. We watched some of her videos, debated the authenticity of her Tourette's, and even touched on her appearance on Dr. Phil. We also checked out another Tourette's influencer, Rachel Orkney, and pondered the differences between her and Baylen. Next up...
Jan 02, 2024•50 min•Ep. 3
Hey Get Off My Lawn Army! In this episode: We share our thoughts on a Gen Z individual's first encounter with the 9-5 work life and the struggles of balancing work with personal life. We react to a viral video of a Google employee's "day at work" and discuss the implications of such work culture. We introduce you to the world of Car Jitsu, a martial art that takes place inside a car, and discuss its potential as an Olympic sport. We discuss the overuse of the word "like" and its impact on commun...
Dec 26, 2023•46 min•Ep. 2
Hey everyone, Darren here, wrapping up our first-ever episode of Get Off My Lawn. Together with my co-host Dave, we dove into the bizarre world we're living in, courtesy of millennials and Gen Zers. We promised to keep things light-hearted and, true to our word, we had a good laugh at some of the more outlandish aspects of modern life. We kicked things off by discussing the phenomenon of NPCs (non-player characters) on YouTube, where individuals like Pinky Doll and Cherry Crush earn a pretty pen...
Dec 20, 2023•47 min•Ep. 1
