GOML S4E222 - FRIDAYS ARE FREE
From now on THIS is the free show with the ads. We deliver a nice taste of our usual categories with feminist spinsters, the war on kids, my pet Biden, and some asshole named Antetokounmpo.
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 43 min
Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
We tried their way. We tried apologies, capitulation, and shame. Now it's time for them to try something: GET OFF MY LAWN.
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Episodes
GOML LIVE #182 - NEW COPS
New cops join the show, along with famous producer Rick Ruben. Matty is very sick, and sits this one out. We watch some cop vids, take calls, and remember some great Trump moments.
Feb 17, 2023•2 hr 6 min
GOML LIVE #181 - SHITTY COPS
The cops and the robber go through various pursuit videos and lament the lack of talented criminals these days. The gang also tries to figure out what percentage of cops are just assholes who were bullied in high school.
Feb 03, 2023•2 hr 14 min
GOML LIVE #180 - ZIGGY'S ASSHOLE
Bon Jovi's cowboy song is GAY / We investigate a suspiciously written ad read / The cops interrogate Matty / Black girls vs Police / "Yawner" teen criminals / Cool Trump / Project Veritas' biggest scoop yet / "James O'keefe" joins the show / Were we wrong about Nicole Arbour? / An ex-trans baby monster calls in / We meet "Jane" O'keefe
Jan 27, 2023•2 hr 22 min
GOML LIVE #179 - A MILLION A MONTH (part 1)
It appears to be Sylvia's last show as a slew of cops show up and turn the whole thing into pigs VS. perps.
Jan 22, 2023•1 hr 19 min
GOML LIVE #178 - ACAB
Sylvia's got no love for the fuzz because they won't let her get back with the guy who beat the shit out of her.
Jan 14, 2023•2 hr 6 min
GOML LIVE #177 - HOME INVASION (Part 1)
Callers tell us cops what we got wrong about burglaries. It's gay. (Full episode only on Censored.tv)
Jan 06, 2023•54 min
GOML LIVE #176 - THE PEST (Part 1)
What's worse: John Leguizamo in The Pest or Croc Martens? (Full episode only on Censored.tv)
Dec 16, 2022•44 min
GOML LIVE #175 - JOKER'S WILD (Part 1)
Ryan makes his suit worth it by become a gay Joker the whole show.
Dec 09, 2022•1 hr 10 min
GOML LIVE #174 - DUMP HER ASS (Part 1)
After analyzing Ye's philosophy, we take 100 calls and advise a newlywed to give up on the evil bitch who just canceled their marriage after 15 months.
Dec 02, 2022•53 min
GOML LIVE #173 - COP'S LIFE (Part 1)
Trooper Dickman pops by so we talk about the 25 LAPD recruits who were run over by a stoned Mexican. This leads to a whole series of videos showing what it's like to be a cop these days.
Nov 18, 2022•1 hr 35 min
GOML LIVE #172 - BOUNCERS IN YOUR PUBES
What other show has 79-year-old abortionists screaming at Catholics, prison stories, calls from prison, fist fights, virgins, Weird Al, Joe Biden, Elon Musk, and two different Jesse Lee Petersons arguing with each other?
Nov 04, 2022•1 hr 17 min
GOML LIVE #171 - TERRYOLOGY (Part 1)
Terrence Howard has some new "owdest symbos" and everyone pretends he's not insane. Then, we take a hundred calls and learn listening to music is gay.
Oct 28, 2022•1 hr 22 min
GOML LIVE #170 - BETTER CALL SAUL ANAL BEADS (Part 1)
State Trooper Dickman pops by and we do a deep dive on the dangers of Drag Queen Story Hour.
Oct 20, 2022•1 hr 31 min
GOML LIVE #169 - HERB TARLEK IS CART NARC (Part 1)
Our host realizes his head of sales is not his head of sales but a prankster who got inside the company and totally Andy Kaufman-ed them! Also, shit went down at Compound and we have the footage!
Oct 14, 2022•1 hr 36 min
GOML LIVE #168 - SHARTLES (Part 1)
From now on, if you don't have the Sprinkles, you have the shartles. Also, Linewives VS. Bucket Bunnies, bar culture, weak men, Butt Boys, Ignoble Beard, and cops being punished just for trying to do their job.
Oct 07, 2022•1 hr 20 min
GOML LIVE #167 - RAPE FROM 1 - 10 (Part 1)
Typos aside, Matty and the boys look at pictures of pretty girls and RATE them. Then, it's a lot of military callers complaining about the woke destruction of their world.
Oct 03, 2022•1 hr 10 min
GOML LIVE #166 - TAKIN A RIDE (Part 1)
Sylvia's back and she inspires us to go back in time and examine comedy greats like Lenny Bruce.
Sep 23, 2022•1 hr 13 min
GOML LIVE #165 - DISNEY BABY (Part 1)
Live show is early this month so Ryan can take his baby to Disney. Matty describes what it’s like to get out of prison. Spoiler alert - it’s complicated.
Sep 14, 2022•1 hr 11 min
GOML LIVE #164 - 50 RAPPERS (Part 1)
Ryan, Matty, and Gav go through a song with 50 rappers on it and take apart every single line they say.
Sep 12, 2022•1 hr 10 min
GOML LIVE #162 - NO WACK PACK (Part 1)
Matty leaves for vacation so our intrepid host scrambles to fill the hole with Slyvia and Linda. They both say no so Ryan makes do with some funny imitations that go nowhere.
Aug 21, 2022•1 hr 15 min
GOML LIVE #161 - FREE BRITNEY 2! (Part 1)
Swamped by new mail and calls, we plow through and try to cover important news like fake Proud Boy implications on this FBI attack and the ridiculous assumption that Britney Spears is a bad mom.
Aug 12, 2022•1 hr 23 min
GOML LIVE #160 - AVOCADO TOAST (Part 1)
After trying to figure out why some dude in a giant costume would avoid black kids, we take a bunch of calls including some dude who accidentally got a chick pregnant but proudly declares he doesn't eat hipster food.
Aug 08, 2022•1 hr 10 min
GOML LIVE #159 - BLIND OR PARALYZED (Part 1)
The guys discuss the newly announced Sino-Russo reserve currency, Matty regales us with stories of guns and nearly dying, and for some reason Ryan is wearing only a bulletproof vest.
Aug 01, 2022•56 min
GOML LIVE #158 - GAZI KODZO GOES TO JAIL (Part 1)
We try to watch Day 8 of the Jan 6 hearings but we'd rather talk to Matty about his cellmates like Christopher Rocancourt who convinced the world he was a Rockefeller and bilked people out of millions. We also check in on wet farts, vomit, and our old pal Gazi who is facing some pretty serious sodomy charges.
Aug 01, 2022•51 min
GOML LIVE #157 - HANDIKAREN (Part 1)
We introduce a new friend who doesn't actually show up but there's letters from prison and angry flat earthers telling us we got it all wrong.
Jul 15, 2022•1 hr 3 min
GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES (Part 1)
We go through the stultifying lack of meritocracy in Western politics and laugh at the glaring incompetence these affirmative action hires bring the world. We also talk to a lot of new parents about how awesome it is to have kids.
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 3 min
GOML LIVE #155 - NPR AND THE TROTSKYITE (Part 1)
We spend the first half of the show mocking NYT's Alan Feuer for his pathetic NPR interview where he appears convinced anyone who disagrees with him is literally Hitler.
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 8 min
GOML LIVE #154 - UNARMED & DANGEROUS? (Part 1)
Live at noon we go through breaking news with NY gun laws and Jan 6 delays. At the end of the show, we realize Biden did something even grosser than ruining the country.
Jun 27, 2022•52 min
GOML LIVE #153 - PURE SMURFS (Part 1)
Clown World's version of what our world is so far from reality, it's basically a cartoon. We don't want gays reading to kids just because they're gay? We wanted to kill Mike Pence? We tried to take over the most powerful country in history? This is Smurfs.
Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 6 min
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