GOML LIVE #119 - ROCK RAP (Part 1)
Matty and the boys laugh at The Rock and criticize Ryan's wardrobe.

Matty and the boys laugh at The Rock and criticize Ryan's wardrobe.
Our three Musketeers of Inebriation plow through the 2024 election and the bird which is the bald eagle.
Turns out, heart surgery isn't such a big deal and Matty's going to be just fine.
We are no longer trying to argue with people who have a slightly different view of the world. We are arguing with mentally handicapped lunatics who think we want to round up handicapped kids and murder them.
We go over the best music Ryan has ever created and discover it reeks.
Possibly our last episode with Matty. He's going into heart surgery soon and who knows what's going to happen?
After freaking out about hurricane Ida we check in on Joe Rogan's Corona and then learn our fellow Scotsman Matty hasn't watched the best Glaswegian sitcom of all time, Still Game.
Matty and the boss sift through piles of shit to find tiny particles of gold.
Matty and Gavin watch a gay Chinese man eat live grubs and then they rag on Britain.
We sit down with Matty and try to figure out how many chicks is too many chicks and why cops don't get along with their criminal family members (the second one's not that hard).
We give up on covering major news stories, and just focus on the letters page and calls.
After making fun of self-parenting, we take a call from jail, check the mailbag for freaks, and learn the IRS is Minority Report.
Just a bunch of hosers out for a rip, eh?
The most successful hipster in the world just got canceled for saying Andy Ngo is brave. Also, the war on cops, our incompetent FBI, tattletale journalists, and a $1,000 contest to make GOML backdrops.
After a tough year, we finally lose our ability to take calls and now the lights are off. Where do we go from here?
After having a good laugh at the NYT's Maya Gay for thinking the American flag is racist, we dive deep into 90 Day Fiancé's Big Ed and marvel at how great he is at ruining women's lives.
After trying to figure out Gavin's terrible taste in music, we catch up with Andy Ngo, Tom Myers, and Neekolul.
The media asked Biden what kind of ice cream and promptly orgasm when he tells them. Also, Felonious Floyd protecting the bird that is the bald eagle and the horrible whiteness of "rugged individualism."
In this raging hodgepodge of a show, we go from random comments about terrible TV shows to the Final Video, then back to the Mail Bag and finally, we take some of the worst calls in the history of this network.
Our military has been infiltrated by fat chicks and it's making Russia laugh. We also look into DIY culture and realize we've arrived at a serendipitous resurgence.
After mocking some terrible movies, we check in on the state of free speech and realize the powers that be are determined to punish us for wanting to listen to someone else.
In this surprisingly LGBTQ episode, we look at Biden's gay speech and commit to making more t-shirts of his typos. Then we laugh at the state of education and proms today before taking a ton of calls. Oh, and Gavin cries like a bitch at the end.
The lunatics are running the asylum. They've convinced themselves all cops are racist and no matter what we do, the entire country is one big klan rally. Don't get mad and don't get even. The solution to this madness is simple: laugh.
Gavin bitches about his parents and then takes a ton of calls from people who are really there, like the lady who taught that guy who killed his family and the guy who saved fighter pilots from getting shot.
Do Scottish people really care about their clan and what tartan it represents? Gavin's dad has some bad news.
This episode is all calls and extra short because we were shooting Compound Censored. We highly recommend you stay until the last call.
After subjecting ourselves to Netflix's "Yes Day" we up the ante with more self abuse including Red, Wine, and Blue as well as closeted gay liberals singing about the vaccine, er, sorry, the "jab."
We got a little too happy on this episode and it would probably be worth deleting if we hadn't literally called the New York Times on their bullshit. GUEST: Alan Feur
Just because the host is drunk and late doesn't mean it's not going to be a great show. It is! We look at more killed cartoons, my pet Biden, Burger King, and the strange predominance of mixed race couples in commercials.
We welcome a new sponsor and then take calls the ENTIRE show!