GET OFF MY LAWN: S6E120 - HAVE A SAD MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!
In this somber Memorial Day / God Wheel crossover episode, we honor the fallen soldiers, talk about the history of Memorial Day, open some packages and spin the God Wheel.

In this somber Memorial Day / God Wheel crossover episode, we honor the fallen soldiers, talk about the history of Memorial Day, open some packages and spin the God Wheel.
The Antman and G-Dawg talk about the woman who made their Los Angeles comedy show have to move, Gavin rips Ant on his latest Antman antics, they touch on the Ant/Norton WABC show, and they talk about weed in the 70s. After talking about the decline of socialization, they have a rousing discussion on homophobia, AOC, the DNC and the vast differences between men and women.
Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes and Proud Boys “boss” Enrique Tarrio go through a recent “60 Minutes” shit piece and have a good laugh at all the errors, bias, lies, propaganda, and sheer incompetence that’s all over the media these days. If they’re this bad at reporting us, they’re just as bad at reporting everything else.
God sent us to the mail bag a bunch today which likely has to do with J6ers we forgot about - specifically a woman who had a miscarriage after the FBI raided her home. After that bummer, he sends us to sprinkles where we see the free market of ideas doing a WAY better job than Big Comedy could ever do.
Gavin and Anthony discuss the Ant Man's new irrepressible ego, how much is must suck to be in an old timey war, the inability to lust trans, cover bands, and how Trump will change the Western world forever.
We went through the emails this week and spent way too much time on crazy racist Karens who are great at talking their way into an arrest. Then we take calls and the phones actually work!
After making fun of Don Lemon and Al Sharpton, Jesus takes the wheel and tells us to worry about the kids, have kids, be a man, support the Proud Boys, recognize the competence crisis, and have fun!
Conservative rap is corny, Gavin never lies, Proud Boys can't use their own name, Info Wars has been under FBI surveillance since 2013, illegals are retarded, women shouldn't drive helicopters, the DNC elections were a comedy sketch, and Purpleworks Nutrition made us go check out the subway.
The big guy is in a great mood today as he continually steers the Ouija board to sprinkles, silly trans people, retarded lesbians, and drunk women crashing their golf carts.
"A bunch of idiots ramble about their usual bullshit."
We need to talk about the fire but God controls Fridays and he wanted us to focus on immigration. Apparently, we're going to see a lot more serious consequences from our open borders. God also wants Gavin to check in on his childhood pal.
It's the last Serious Tuesday before the holidays so we need to catch up on 2 Live jews, Carry On, The Madness, the NYYR gala, Gavin's "profanity-laced tirades," the mysterious drones, Hannah Kobayashi's dead dad, Roger Avery on J6, Justin Trudeau's faggotry, the fall of Britain, Derek Heggie's Islamophobia, autistic trans kids, Michael Conahan's Cash for Kids scandal, Biden's pardon, and a massive update of our Terrible Black Female Politicians.
Gavin and Anthony recap Atlantic City, animals having consciousness, and the apparent alien invasion.
Michelle Obama's in the White House and Gavin's in the dog house, as robots continue to fail, Wakanda still can't skate, Matt Walsh keeps stealing, Islam's still wrong, Mexico's president Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo comes around, January 6 is getting acquitted, and black female politicians are not even coming to work.
Kill The Bee Gees, The Rolling Stones were all right, New York Young Republicans got ripped off, Alex Stein is Charlie Kirt, white men in commercials, and here's "10 Things Matt Walsh Stole From Me."
Before we get to the God Wheel, we look for Christmas card volunteers, honest tourism, and the new “uneducated” criticism MAGA Extremists are getting. Then, God encourages us to mock feminists, examine incompetence, and have a good laugh at Joy Reid’s smoke detector.
If Kamala wins, the show will go on but we'll be broadcasting from a very different America. Not one with hope to stem the massive bleeding but a bloodless husk that resembles Venezuala much more than the country we knew and loved. Vote like your life depends on it. It does.
In this, the World's Longest Episode, we mock Nouvelle Vague, ridicule "Will and Harper," lament the Weather Underground's 1981 Brink's robbery, condemn Adderall, prove God exists, denounce surrogacy, question machete fights, laugh at AOC, bomb Yahya Sinwar, praise Laura Loomer, shit on NASA, end Kamala's campaign, expose her clueless fans, defend Farrakhan, thank Lord Jamar, eviscerate Wajahat Ali, try to revive Jimmy Carter, question Jim Gaffigan, big up Scottish violence, enjoy HR logic, and ...
We need to bring cool sayings back, female comedians need to cut the sex talk out, Tommy Robinson needs to be free to protect kids, Ta-Nehisi Coates needs black friends, black female politicians need some meritocracy, Trump needs to be president, and Hawk-Tuah Harris needs to fuck off.
In Gavin's last episode ever he bullies God into discussing Turkish dark wave, the Mets, the myth of imminent robots, his ACTUAL height, the anti-white origins of anti-Semitism, a brilliant golf hack, Jim Downey, feminist whore genocide, white guys for Kamala, violent trannies, Arynne Wexler, and finally the meanest letter ever sent to anyone, ever.
The bosses are back! It's time to catch up on drunk chicks, that union boss guy, the VP debates, and how close Anthony came to dying in Hurricane Helene.
While Kamala visits spice stores because they call Republicans racist, our cats are being eaten by people who want us dead, and no, the Hells Angels are not coming to save us.
In this extra-long, free episode we cover our angry super, the Oasis reunion, Megyn Kelly kicking ass, Josh Lekach’s Sport Drink, great movies like “Land of Bad,” terrible movies like “Union,” Cumala’s insane tax policies, virgins in paradise, two-tier justice, creepy refugees, Marshfield Wisconsin’s obsession with demolition derbies, and the top 15 hottest women in America right now.
You can't kick perps in the head, female cops are still absolutely useless, perps should be shot in the foot, and most anti-cop songs are written by rich kids with guitars who have never experienced crime.
Gavin got spotted in Berlin, Anthony was right about America and both of them have had enough of diversity-mongering.
Even if you live by the river, the collapse of the West affects us all. We've got trannie boxers beating our women and unassimilated foreigners stabbing our daughters. According to the authorities, the only thing worse than all this death and destruction is noticing.
Thank God the wheel allowed us to discuss Trump's evisceration of that black chick from ABC and the trans Olympic negligence that led to Angela Carini having her entire world destroyed. He sent us to a lot of other topics too and the general theme appeared to be "They are lying."
There is too much to say to let God take the wheel so we go our own way with: Nuclear Moms, Mini Skirt, the Groove Ghoulies boycott of Dixxon, propagandist photographer Mark Peterson, Bevelyn Beatty's pro-life sentence, Hawk Tuah Harris' birth, Biden's death, Tommy Robinson's anti-immigration rally, Jennifer Aniston's baron womb, and black people swimming with their socks on.
Just because a lot of black women die during childbirth doesn't mean you killed them. Also, Gavin just got back from doing Roseanne Barr's podcast and the incompetence at the airport was alarming.
After being interrogated by the BBC we let Jesus take the wheel and tell us what to talk about. He wasn't interested in Biden and forced us to examine aviation incompetence, abortion activists, pedophiles, and the fact that the CIA determines what news we get to watch.