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Genuinely Quirky Things

John-Michael Collinswww.johnmichaelcollins.com
Relatable, touching, and oddly poignant, John-Michael shares stories from his every day life that will either leave you crying, laughing, or just crying. Either way, work through life’s sometimes-funny-sometimes-sucky lessons along with John-Michael as he does what we all should do a little more of: live. Thanks for stopping by :) Visit me at www.johnmichaelcollins.com
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Episodes

31. Put sprinkles on your ice cream / Apple cider vinegar water

Hi! 59 days until Christmas 😊 Hope you are doing ok. What’s it like out there? I will forewarn you this episode isn’t necessarily weighty but does lead into some important life questions. Some of dad’s wisdom comes in at 4:36 to 4:45 including the word “die.” Our last topic goes in depth on the importance of Jesus being a servant (13:06 to 19:08) which includes a few scriptures, see below for those details. Topics start at 4:12! Riley says hi too by the way :p "To when I hold on to good friends...

Oct 27, 202020 minEp. 31

30. Ne jemi ndryshe / Do you know the way?

Thanks for tuning in this week! Wow, sometimes things DO get difficult. As we know, it will be ok and you are your own worst critic. Shoutout to one of my favorite countries and my friend (you know who you are) for teaching me this phrase I will never forget… “Ne jemi ndryshe” which is Albanian for “We are different.” Twice I mention the book of Genesis from the Bible, the second time I read a scripture from it. Topics start at 7:23! "To when summer gets really hot" "To when I loved Disney Chann...

Oct 20, 202020 minEp. 30

29. I don't know what to title this / Ave Maria

Hey there 😊 I hope you are all staying ok, hang tight. HUGE thank you to all the countries so far (as far as data shows) for tuning in!! India, the United States, Nepal, Bangladesh, Norway, and the Philippines. I did some improv for the first time since March. I have converted back to putting liquid dairy creamer in my coffee due to it reducing the acidity (my dentist agreed with this theory.) I’m practicing what it means to not “sleep through the day” per Proverbs 10:5. This morning’s wake up ...

Oct 13, 202020 minEp. 29

28. Try Hattie B's Hot Chicken in Nashville / You're worth more than that

Here’s the promised picture of Riley, I layered Sphagnum Moss on her soil and sprayed her down with insecticide… https://www.instagram.com/p/CF-7oQRD4vi/ Shoutout to India for listening the most in the last 2 weeks! Thank you everyone else too… The United States, Bangladesh, and Norway even! Thank you thank you thank you😊 Also, after a month I organized my room! Not completely but it’s a start. As I finished editing this I tweeted “Process your life through creative outlets.” (Follow me @jmikec...

Oct 06, 202020 minEp. 28

27. I finally donated blood! :) / Echooooo

Hi! This might have the most focused yet tangential intro, but I am super proud of the transition out of it! This episode is a little on the “real talk about the valleys in life” side with some injected funnies. Topics one and two lead up to three which is the big kahuna (12:16 – 15:20.) We ALL go through hard times. I even read one of my favorite comfort passages of scripture to you. On a side note… I gave my website a makeover! www.johnmichaelcollins.com Thanks for being awesome 😊 "To when yo...

Sep 29, 202019 minEp. 27

26. Trash and recycling pickup is Tuesday / So much fun

Don't be misled by the episode titles. Well, mmmm, yeah. The titles are a naturally accurate depiction of something on my mind, which I'm sure you've figured out by now. Hurricane Sally made her way inland and Riley and I made it through, she did lose a few more fronds though. I think she's gone through 15-20 since January? Atlanta is nice and I've visited 7 mail courier locations so far! In regard to this episode... The second topic may be sensitive to some. King Solomon is a guy from Biblical ...

Sep 22, 202020 minEp. 26

25. I may not be doing anything, but I am doing something / Singing monkey?

Check out my friend Adam’s hand-crafted artwork! https://www.instagram.com/hu.dun.it/ This marks 25 weeks of 90+ overall genuinely quirky stories from my life. It has been quite a nerve-racking and hard, but exciting journey. 25 episodes in and wow have I learned a bunch! If you are just tuning in, this is your first time, or are somewhere in between… I want to extend a warm thank you. Thanks also to the internet for allowing me to post these. It can be very humbling to see what we as humans cre...

Sep 15, 202020 minEp. 25

24. I woke up in Atlanta / Let's talk about mold

Hello again :) Riley and I made it! Including backtracks we logged 3141 miles between Seattle and Atlanta. I am grateful for good friends who let you sleep in their home, eat their food, drink their water, use their wifis, watch their Netflix, pet their dog, etc. It’s been a rough week trying to micromanage finding a place to stay but I found one! Somehow finding the time to edit hadn’t been a huge issue on the road. GQT goes through transitions every week, like all of us, but I hope you find on...

Sep 09, 202020 minEp. 24

23. The open road gets kind of boring after a while / Talking to myself

Enjoy this video of my drone footage! https://youtu.be/wBZUTGvhJ4M "To when a poor landing is painful" "To when shoes are a collection" "To when I was in Air Force ROTC" "To when organization is displayed and makes sense" Maggot talk (17:01 to 17:27) DISCLOSURE : GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have through the contact page of my website. Lastly, go check out Cinema-Sonic.com! YO...

Sep 01, 202019 minEp. 23

22. My fern Riley in the passenger seat / Musical ba-da-pas

Greetings from Idaho! Idaho? Why am I in Idaho? Getting from Washington to Georgia via car without driving through Idaho would take longer. I made it to Twin Falls safely though 😊 I only drank 32+ ounces of coffee and am still awake in the wee morning. Thank you for rocking and being you! Riley (my fern) has been hanging in very well too if you were wondering. "To when accidents do happen" "To when motor function matters" "To when I quit running" "To when something is more than a hobby" DISCLOS...

Aug 25, 202020 minEp. 22

21. Roadblocks can be moved / Improvised singing

Hi :) Life speeds and slows so sometimes you fall off track, but give yourself grace. It is ok ok ok! The intro pre-roll includes talk of acupuncture (0:00 to 6:56.) Washington does not want me to leave as it has been calling me to go on lots and lots of hikes with people I love. These hikes include… The San Juan Islands, Mount Rainier, Olympic National Park, North Cascades National Park, Mount Baker, and a few more places which my legs and knees are in debt to. "To when opinions do not matter" ...

Aug 19, 202020 minEp. 21

20. I seldomly get bored of drinking coffee / Macaroni

Episode 20! I had zero expectations of whether or not we would make it this far, thank you! Like I have said before “I’m just kinda doing it, ya know?” It’s definitely fun, challenging, and has also brought a new and interesting way to how I maintain tangential focus during actual in person conversations with people! "To when I got my first library card" "To when we kept track of reading" "To when a friend spoke to my obsession" "To when my anger took control" (Mentions two of my shining moments...

Aug 11, 202020 minEp. 20

19. Happy. Bright. Calm. Quirky. Majestic. / Pieces of paper

I hope this finds you enjoying something :) Yesterday felt like the most present I’ve ever been in ocean water. I actually felt the tide rising on me within a handful of minutes as I was skipping rocks with a friend! Not something you can control. These topics are overall a sweet vanilla icing on a piece of carrot cake. "To when a Capri Sun was a hot commodity " "To when you cannot live alone" "To when you get excited to see people you know" DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLV...

Aug 04, 202020 minEp. 19

18. I would like to believe I saw comet NEOWISE / Lalalalala!!!!

Thank you for stopping by :) I do mention a few perhaps sensitive things which have been marked with time stamps. It is very very hot outside, well here anyway, so grab a glass of cold water and sit back and look up at the sky! “To when I overcame part one of two in fishing” (Includes intermittent and descriptive talk about worms… 4:01 - 9:09) "To when I fell in love with farming" "To when I did the coolest chemistry experiment" (Very briefly includes my former involvement, 6+ years ago, with Ma...

Jul 29, 202020 minEp. 18

17. Have your eyes been dilated recently? / (How I feel right now)

When life changes happen and you lose your sense of control, eat ice cream and drink water! I don’t actually talk about eye dilation in this episode I just wanted to gain your attention, although, I DID just have them dilated. Everything checked out :) “To when I danced too hard at a wedding” “To when mascotting was my only form of exerCYse” “To when I owned a water bottle for 8 years” “To when I named my fish after he died” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS ...

Jul 22, 202020 minEp. 17

16. Recorded around 2am / Michael John

I am finding it fun to experiment what hours of the day my mind is best able to think thoroughly, there are no clear conclusions yet. Thanks for stopping by :) “To when I didn’t know what politics were” “To when I don’t follow rules” “To when my attention span runs very short” “To when I got super interested in owning a lightsaber” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have...

Jul 15, 202020 minEp. 16

15. No harm no foul / That's good! (Slurp)

You will find nothing mildly offensive in this episode, I will refrain from exacerbating stories for a while. I feel you and pray ya’ll are doing ok :) The sun came up today and there is a good chance it will tomorrow. I will see, well, talk to you next week! :p “To when math books and 6th grade math were the coolest” “To when we built with those rod things” “To when I kidnapped my friend’s shoes and ate tacos” “To when I saw Never Say Never” “To when I saw Green Day in concert” DISCLOSURE: GOIN...

Jul 08, 202020 minEp. 15

14. Farmer John! / Don't give up on your goals

I am a little bittersweet on how quickly each week is moving, although I am pretty sure each one is relative to how well I can keep up ;) So live each one a seventh of it’s entirety. To go even deeper, truly enjoy each second to the best of your ability and steward them well :) Thanks for stopping by! “To when we linked canoes and had bottle rockets” “To when I had awesome experiences with a jet ski” “To when I had body injuries” “To when hospital visits were few in between” “To when improvised ...

Jul 01, 202020 minEp. 14

13. What was I talking about? / A little frustrated

There are a few instances here where I forget what was being talked about, thinking is fun! Not to worry though, as always the boomerang comes back :) “To when I was the tallest person on the train in Taiwan” “To when I got a list of all my recent vaccines” “To when I was an avid blood donor” “To when my Albanian friends gave me a red Albanian mug” “To when I guilted myself into jumping in Ujë akull i ftohtë” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY...

Jun 24, 202020 minEp. 13

12. Please do not fast forward / My airplane

Immediately after the intro I dive into a personal and heartfelt note on segregation which includes a minute of silence, please hear it. (0:57 to 6:54) “To when I found a citizen watch on the floor of the bus” “To when rode a dirt bike through a bean field” “To when I spend Christmas in Iowa” “To when family gatherings mean more than being together” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or...

Jun 17, 202020 minEp. 12

11. Enter at your own risk / Coconut milk

Overall there are some pretty heavy topics sprinkled in here, one of which is death. Physical and emotional burnout have been real recently so please forgive me for “Going there.” “To when we went to the Wisconsin Dells” “To when I found spider nests underneath my table" “To when we flung cards on the floor in Albania while the ground shook” “To when the present moment comes and goes” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Ple...

Jun 10, 202020 minEp. 11

10. Enjoying things in life is not hard / Just be super happy

Not everything has to be enjoyed, certain things make me want to fall asleep too :p I hope you enjoy one of the following stories though xD “To when we had a cotton candy maker” “To when I snorted powdered sugar with money” “To when I made homemade ice cream” “To when I jumped in the snow in my swim trunks twice for Facebook” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have throu...

Jun 02, 202020 minEp. 10

9. Flying tractors would be difficult / I do not know everything

Relaxing in flight with a hamburger, seems like a cool way of life right? I hope you are still hanging in there :) “To when I watched my roommate play video games for hours” “To when I played Diddy Kong Racing on Nintendo 64” “To when I flew on airplanes as a kid” “To when my uncle introduced me to plain hamburgers” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have through the con...

May 28, 202020 minEp. 9

8. Physics and chemistry are cool / Butterball baby

Woot woot! 4 is the magic number, not a prime number, it is how many seasons there are in a year! XD “To when I made vegan pumpkin cookies” “To when I made a science experiment volcano” “To when sister #2 made floating cement” “To when I flipped over my handlebars” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have through the contact page of my website. Lastly, go check out Cinema...

May 19, 202020 minEp. 8

7. Take a deep breath, it's ok / I'm a cowboy

Here are some fun and balanced words for you :) “To when I realized my support system was scattered” “To when I made some cool art in middle school” “To when I learned how to protect an egg when it fell from a fire truck ladder” “To when I joined Facebook and social media became a lifestyle choice” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have through the contact page of my we...

May 12, 202020 minEp. 7

6. Once upon a time / 8 second craziness

Life has ups and downs, here are 4 stories to take you up :) “To when I focused all my energy on girls” “To when I found out our dog ate 3 guinea pigs” “To when a single drop fell from the sky” “To when I befriended the neighbors and gained forever friends” I try not to filter my thoughts too much DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have through the contact page of my web...

May 12, 202019 minEp. 6

5. I am like a biiiiiird / Balogna

In this continued time of being isolated, I know what it feels like to be alone. Sheesh, I live alone! You are not alone. “To when I almost died jumping out of a plane” “To when I danced in a big red bird suit in front of thousands of people” Commercial: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7CnG/2014-capital-one-mascot-challenge-birds-and-bees DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have ...

May 12, 202020 minEp. 5

4. Includes sensitive content / How you doin?

Four more topics, one possibly sensitive one :) “To when I took technology apart and put it back together” “To when I turned my life over to Jesus” 6:43 to 15:40 (Including a prayer) “To when I went camping and melted the bottom of my shoe” “To when I discovered climbing is fun by climbing a tree” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have through the contact page of my web...

May 06, 202020 minEp. 4

3. Our first jam packed episode! / Woah there horsey

A five topic filled cereal box waiting for you to listen :) “To when I was young and played on hay bales” “To when we dug tunnels in the sand” "To when I went fishing in a canoe on a lake in Missouri” "To when it started raining heavily in Iowa and literally poured buckets” "To when I learned how to spot satellites in the sky” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have thro...

Apr 30, 202019 minEp. 3

2. Mr. John-Michael Collins / Introductions (Part 2 of 2)

Episode two already? Sweet! These minutes here are the second half of general introductions including, but not limited too… My family and pursuits as an actor Our first topic to start things out! “To when I drove on frozen brakes” DISCLOSURE: GOING ON TANGENTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED, THIS SHOW IS CONVERSATIONALLY TRUE TO HOW I SPEAK. Please consider sending any comments or feedback you have through the contact page of my website. Lastly, go check out Cinema-Sonic.com! YOU ARE SUPER AWESOME, ...

Apr 30, 202020 minEp. 2
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