We hit the record button WAY to early this week as we talk about Where do they get those wonderful Spaceknives, the SHIELD comeback, Pine Deep, Big Trouble in Little Solo, Star Trek: Discovery continues to confound, Tom goes POP, The Dark Tower film annoys Torgo, a Lament Configuration for Simon Sayce, Who Watches the Lindelof(?), THE BABYLON 5 CURSE, Godzilla get Godzillia-er, Dark Phoenix gets a director, Dracula gets Sherlock-ed, Justice League gets a tonal change, FOX buys a stake in BOOM! S...
Jun 21, 2017•1 hr 49 min
This week Torgo and Jeff talk nonsense about E3 and the new Xbox One X S RV. We also do spoiler talk about Wonder Woman (Staring at 1:34:15). Also we discuss Salem's Lot, Julius Caesar Madness, The floppin' Mummy, Umbrella Corp is REAL, the return of Death Wish, Adam West, Glenne Headley, Spider-Man sequels, Little Nightmares, Code 8, Misfits and much more! So watch out for Unicorn Balls, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jun 14, 2017•2 hr 2 min
This week we hit the record button WAY too early as we talk about Wonder Woman (Spoiler Free), The joy of Michael Rooker, The Guardians Touch a Monkey {Guardians of the Galaxy 2 spoilers} (31:50), The long road to Jerusalem's Lot, Jeff's Happy Bacon Weiner, So you wanna move to Vegas(?), a request to up the Funko Game, The Dark Universe Expands, The Phantom's Love Never Dies, Sharknado 5, The epic of Egbert the Third vs Mazes and Monsters, The biopic of Wonder Marston, The journey of Rambo, The ...
Jun 07, 2017•1 hr 59 min
This week, we reminisce about old movie theaters and talk about Wonder Woman ridiculousness, actors who nailed their roles, Sleeping Giants, The League loses Liman, Far Cry 5 stupidity, Silver and Black by the Wood, New Mutants are scary, Disneyland puts easter eggs in the Guardians, Nintendo Switch ramps up, King of Kong goes musical, The Jepsons, BLue BOok, My Favorite Things Is Monsters, and Googlenet. So down that body-sushi, it's time for a Geek Shock!
May 31, 2017•1 hr 33 min
This week we almost lose Torgo as we talk about the return of Twin Peaks, Heavy Metal, Andy's life of crime and accompanying Tattoo, 12 Monkeys, the return of Tim Bits, the Dark Universe, Resident Evil Reboots, Justice League, Sir Roger Moore, Tom Hardy is Venom, Dark Crystal Returns, Red Light/Green Light returns, Nathan Drake is chosen, George Romero Returns to the Dead, Cronenberg's Dragon, Ridley Scott TNT's a night, Torgo mangles Snowpiercer, The Witcher, Nightflyers, The Wheel of Time, Jud...
May 24, 2017•1 hr 53 min
This week, Torgo waxes about an old fun house, Jeff Levels Up, Kommander K has his Cinefix, Andy gets free comic books, and Maple Leaf Matt is Canadian. We also talk about Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 (with spoilers starting at 1:28:30), Justice League resuits, more details about The Purge TV, New Mutants casting, Powers and Parks, Timeless gets a reprieve, Black Lightning, Zuul unearthed, Deadpool gets animated, Freakshift, head transplants, American Horror Story gets political, My Pretty Pony...
May 17, 2017•1 hr 59 min
It took so long to bake it this week as we talk about Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 (spoiler free), a Journey into Journey, MovieBob fixes Fantastic Four, Free Comic Book Day, Circle, KFC Gets Sexy, The Vampire Chronicles, The Return of Roseanne, All You Need Is Repeat, World War Fincher, the Other Hellboy, Unbreakable Split, McG and Masters of the Universe, Star Wars Fan Figs, Stanley Weston, Superman vs the KKK, Firestarter, Throttle, More Game of Thrones, Happytime Murders, The Purge TV, War ...
May 10, 2017•1 hr 48 min
This week we live vicariously through Jeff's Disney/Universal adventures. We also talk about Puddles the Clown, Atlantis Resorts, Star Wars Celebration panels, the Jeffwarts Express, the terrors of Joyland (and apparently the other Joyland), sexy emails and Geek Streaming Services. So check that engine light, it's time for a Geek Shock!
May 03, 2017•1 hr 51 min
We've got geek news dammit, and we're gonna get through it! This week we talk about Firefly Weddings, Longmire, Chalk, 5 Minute Dungeon, Supergirl, DC Streaming Service, Blackpills streaming service, recasting Genie, The Writers Guild strike, Life, Superheroes Decoded, the Labyrinth reboot/remake, Casting Cable, Captain Marvel gets its director(s), Lucasfilm changes its release game, Upcoming adventures in Disney's Star Wars land, a new DC Comics Theme Park, X-Men: Dark Phoenix, George Takei wri...
Apr 26, 2017•1 hr 32 min
Get yourself a heaping helping of Red Light/Green Light. We also talk about that Star Wars trailer, Catan, Hostage to the Devil, NES Classic ends, Apple wants some Disney, Selling Treasures, Babylon 5 returns to streaming, New Warriors, Anne Rice, the new MST3K, The Awesome Show, Neuromancer, Shadowrun, The Building(!), InterWorld, Umbrella Academy, Gorillaz, Girl 10, Unsolved Mysteries, Xanth and the return of the Funko Twins. So how many do you have? It's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 19, 2017•1 hr 36 min
Come to the land of ice and snow as we talk about That Thor Trailer, Lexx, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Unworthy Thor, Our first purchased comics, Gaunt's Ghosts, Mass Effect Babies, More G.I. Joe, More Transformers, LOTS More Call of Duty, Britbox Brings The WHO, Invincible, Secret Empire and the continuation of the Funko War. So count your Funkos, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 12, 2017•1 hr 39 min
Yes, unfortunately the Live Show is lost forever, but FEAR NOT, MOKEYS! Barry joins us as we revisit the most important topic of how Barry epicly failed at epic pranking. We also talk about the Las Vegas Haunted Museum, Andy's (Almost) Killers Video Story, Ozzyman Reviews, CPRG Addict, Mass Effect: Andromeda, Horus Heresy novels on Humblebundle, Book Suggestions for the non-reader, Creature from the Back Again Lagoon, The expendable Expendable, Sharknado: FOR REALS, Joss v Batgirl, Rodriguez att...
Apr 05, 2017•1 hr 41 min
This week the color of the Kryptonite decides as we talk about Commercials that make you irrationally mad, Geek Shock Live updates, Powerless, What WE want to see adapted to other media, Hate-Reading Gamelife, Designers and Dragons, Gamestop stops a little, The Voyage of Doctor Dolittle, Scream Reboots again, Silver Sable and Black Cat and Venom, Star Wars planned out till the 2030's, Steven Brust, and The Pro gets optioned. So choose your color, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Mar 29, 2017•1 hr 39 min
This week, the COIN decides... as we talk about Iron Fist, Nerdlesque, Comic Book Girl 19 v Logan, Living in a Table Top Game, Pulp Fiction: The Golden Age of Storytelling, Amazon Pilot Season, Cash's Hurt, Military History Visualized, The ReMatrixing, VCR Games, The Batman is so F**ked Right Now, Venom Moves Forward, The Winchester Mansion, PS3 comes to a close, Jay Lynch and Bernie Wrightson, Untold Horrors documentary series, Becoming Bond, and a joining of two Kings. So get the gauze, it's t...
Mar 23, 2017•1 hr 29 min
It's Slobberin' Time as this week we talk about Norse Mythology and Tom Hiddleston's Thighs, Horizon: Zero Dawn, Hap & Leonard, Storybundle.com, Trek Rank, Tongo, Just Cause Momoa's In It, Young Sheldon, Fake Games in Real Movies, Amazing Stories, Godzilla Animated, Bloodshot, Some Xbox Stuff, Drew Goddard joins Deadpool 2, MST3K: The Comic Book, History Buffs, Whoopie Boys, Remo Williams, Things we love that the world hates, and we finish with a spoilery discussion of Logan (with warnings)....
Mar 15, 2017•1 hr 53 min
This week we earn extra time in the ball pit as we talk about Logan, Presto Magix, Andy's Trek Journey, Horizon: Zero Dawn, Resident Evil 7, Trying to change a negative mind / X-23, Playgrounds in Movie Theaters, Tron Rebootz, More Saw, Indiana Jones 5, Torgo's Flight Wipe, Star Trek Discovery's Captain, Switch out the gate, Amazon's Pilot Season, Disney's Ant-Man Ride, casting in Fox's Untitled X-Men TV Show, Art of Atari, and Ridley Scott wants to make six more Alien movies. So grab your kids ...
Mar 09, 2017•1 hr 35 min
What have you disliked for no good reason only to find out you loved it once you tried it? We also talk about Marco Polo, Sandman, Vampire : The Masquerade, Scarlet Gospels vs Damned, Watchdogs 2, Kentucky Punishers, Dracula Now, Papa Priority, Nightwing comes to the DCWBU, Mayhew steps down, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, Bill Paxton, YouTube TV, American Gods, the smooth jazz metal of Andy Rehfeldt, and a Stewart farewell to Professor X. One age ends, another begins. It's time for a Geek Shock!...
Mar 02, 2017•1 hr 35 min
It starts of with a "creative" solution for the ladies, then we talk about Silver Streak, Passengers, Bleach, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror changes, Batman Director woes, Torgo reads a lot, CGI Lion King, Maximus Bolton, Weird Al's lost Pac-Man song, the Saudi Comic-Con, Marvel changes at Disney Parks, Ridley Scott's not a whale movie, Berger Books, and Tom Holland's return to Fright Night. So adjust those thighs, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Feb 23, 2017•1 hr 39 min
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY STEPHANIE! You may be surprised, but it will be consensual. This week we talk about John Wick, Legion, Green Room, Part 2's, Disappearance at Devil's Rock, Airplane, fever dream stories, best assigned books, @GeekShockAltFax, Star Worlds Episode XXXIVE=MC2: The Force Awakens the Last Jedi Who Went Rogue, Planet of the Apps, Fangoria Folds, New Batman Director, Deep Space Nine: What We Left Behind, Secret Empire, Halloween sequels, Indoor Drive-In, Star Wars Land and Avatar at D...
Feb 16, 2017•1 hr 35 min
We're back! This week we talk about Wargaming Conventions and LVO, Torgo's Goth Days, Wayne's World 25th Anniversary, Michael Westmore, Ready Player One, PETA vs Warhammer, Batman, Deep Space Nine Woes, the return of Dune, Rats of NIMH, Good Omens, Friday the 13th, Terms and Conditions: the Graphic Novel, Richard Hatch, Clive Barker joins Project Greenlight, Overlord, Camp Grizzly, Cult of Chucky, Attack on Titan, Bitter Seeds and Cowboy Poetry. So paint a Space Wolf, it's time for a Geek Shock...
Feb 09, 2017•1 hr 42 min
Can you smell it? This week we talk about Toruk, Canada's Worst Drivers, Evel Pie, Star Trek: Discover Eventually, Terminator: The "Reboot and Conclusion", WoW! Recipe? The Meal Is Ready, DC Comics raises prices, Axnar, The Last Jedi, Dollar Store Elmers, Black Adam, Hulu catches up to everyone else, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Hammerman, and the best mishearing of Toto's Africa ever. So Follow Those Twins as They Grow Up, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jan 26, 2017•1 hr 39 min
Oh, a long one! (That's what she...) This week we talk about The Roddenberry Vault, Comic Pull Lists, Amber Unicorn Books and Big Bang Toys, Lee Moyer's Small Gods, The Magic Castle, Clone Wars, Anime Strike, Backstroke of the West, WatchCartoonsOnline, the toys that got away, Nintendo Switch, James Cameron's Story of Science Fiction, Legion, the 81 foot Evangelion, William Peter Blatty, Titan Books' premature book sequels, Rogue One, and the Onion makes movies now. It could have been so beautif...
Jan 19, 2017•2 hr 5 min
On this week's Shock, we talk about Andy's self-driving sex car (or is it?). We also talk about Fun Home, No Clip, Priest, The woes of Kevin Smith, The Brady Coven, Bird Box by Josh Malerman, DS9 Woes, Charmed Again, Monopoly Tokens, Other Tokens, Ludmilla, Clueless Gamer, Starcade, Supernatural 13, Constantine animated, Pizza ATM, Carrie Fisher, Omeganauts, REd Light/Grean Light (for real this time) with The Passage, Searchers, The Hike and Metropolis. So Hoist the Moist Joyce, it's time for a ...
Jan 11, 2017•1 hr 37 min
First show of the year. What did we talk about? Hell if I know. But I do seem to recall War Room Games, Cromcast, Comic-Con "volunteers", Pinball, the Rob Liefeld-iverse, Emmerich's Dark Matter, Josh Boone's Revival, Last of Us 2, Dirty Tolkien and the Red Light/Green Light that wasn't. So....good luck, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Jan 04, 2017•1 hr 28 min
The year is done. This week, the boys dig deep and find favorites of the year, open presents and talk a lot about Rogue One. This discussion goes deep into spoilertown and begins at 47:43 (through the end of the podcast). May your year be geeky and bright.
Dec 28, 2016•1 hr 47 min
It's the holiday season and it's not a Geek Shock holiday without the dulcet pipes of Professor Biggs. He joins us as we talk about Rogue One (Spoiler Free), White Rabbit Project, Friday The 13th: The Game, Hotsquatch Woes, Superman Woes, Wesley Snipes' Next Novel, Wonder Woman demoted, Little Shop of Remakes, Gotham City Sirens, Dick Tales, The Power of the Dark Crystal, Robot in Jail and so much more. So grab your Pringles tube, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Dec 22, 2016•1 hr 43 min
...Behold the two make one, by Ludmilla hands or else by none... On the Ice Cream Social/Geek Shock crossover issue #1 (variant cover) we play Jock vs Nerd, Red Light/Green Light, and talk about Stern Pinball, Mafia III, the genius of Lin-Manuel Miranda, Mario Van Peebles, Stranger in a Strange Land, The Purge, Snowpiercer, Ashley Judd, Dungeons & Dragons live and lots of other stuff. Say Johnny, do you want go to a Geek Shock? Great! Let's GO!
Dec 15, 2016•1 hr 35 min
Sometimes shows are smooth like a greasy meat stick. Sometimes they aren't. Guess which one this is. This week we talk about Vision, the Supergirl rescue, Paul Stanley, Colonel John Ships once more, Trek Discovery woes, Escape From New York remake(?), Luke Cage part deux, Nextflix changes, Harry on Broadway, Marvel v Capcom, and Name of the Hamilton and hot and fiery beef stick interruption. Plus Jeff gets mad. So turn over that campfire, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Dec 08, 2016•1 hr 42 min
What was that, Polly? This week we talk about Doctor Strange (Finally), The Arrival, Cyclops Road by Jeff Strand, AMC vs variable pricing, W.S. Anderson Hunter, the fear of Stargate, Planet of the Lanterns, Star Trek Discovery casting, Monster Jizz restaurant, and the extended story of the Pirates v Diddler. Was that a harmonica? It's time for a Geek Shock!
Dec 01, 2016•1 hr 43 min
This cast, we almost interview Edward Jane Almost. We also almost had the best cast ever! We did, however, talk about Big Bear and little Hollywood, Dairy Queen, fake geek problems, Hard Boiled (No, the other one), Let's Dune again like we did last summer, The Master goes to Manos, Amazon's Tremors, Stephen Hawking/Janeway/Swiss Guy and sooooo much randomness. So let Vagattack be Vagattack, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Nov 23, 2016•1 hr 38 min