Comic-Con news comes pouring in as we sift through the rubble and talk about Attack on Titan, Ant-Man exits, EA give free DRM, Weird Al tops the Charts, Age of Ultron tease, Evil Dead TV, Godzilla vs King Kong, Coulson comics, Mad Max Tampax, Locke & Key, Guardians of the Anime, Marvel Star Wars, The Last of Arya, Red Light/ Green Light, Sexually frustrated grasshoppers, Absolute Zero, Painkiller Jane, Man in the High Castle, Uncharted, You Damn Dirty Starfleet, Google Twitch, and Lizard Spa...
Jul 30, 2014•1 hr 57 min
Captain Canada joins us. As Spielberg said, "Watch the skies!" But in Geek Shock Woods, that means something more horrible and disgusting as we talk about Knights of Snoredonia, Dinosaur Dracula, Shield's Second Chance, More Four Issues, Space Invaders: The Movie, The Shining Prequel, More Marvel Movies, Dwayne "Shazam" Johnson, WesterWorld, Avengers of the Round Table: Colon, Slytherin Inquisitor, Teenage Mutant Ninja Ghostbusters, The Xbox that wasn't, Dota 2 money, FCC numbers, and the myster...
Jul 23, 2014•1 hr 53 min
This episode we celebrate the parting of Captain Luddite by not changing the format at all! This week we talk about Reading Big Driver, Snowpiercer, The cautious tragedy of Fantastic Four, Orci's Power Rangers, Kim Kardashians's money printing game, Comic-Con tries something yawningly different, Orci-less Spiderman, Gremlins 3/Goonies 2, Shannara(kinda), Pacific Rim Animated, The Magicians, Gotham, 12 Monkeys, Net Neutrality, and the Truth behind Boba Fett. So put down your Piñata Phone and grab...
Jul 16, 2014•2 hr
The softballs come slow and unknown on this week's Geek shock as we talk about The Guardians of the Galaxy preview, Life Itself, Call of Blunt, The Six Dollar Man, Dumbo Songs, The longest snorefest ever made, Everyone gets to write Ant-Man, Robotech shenanigans, American Audition, Designer Magic Cards, ASA kicks EA, China Box Office, The voyage of Voyager, Netflix Taggers, and renting LEGO by mail. So, get yourself some protein deposits, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jul 09, 2014•1 hr 50 min
Quick, Vagattack! Do something! While we wait, this week we talk about Geek Out, the return of Vagattack, Constantine Stopsmokeski, a lack of Heiro, SnoreGames, a Second Rim, Black's Predator, Doc Savage, Terry Richards, Martian Alone, Nobody likes Elden, Red Light/Green Light, Atlantis, Big Driver Disappointment, Community stays, American Zlotnik, Engineered Refugees, Social Media Illegal Psychology, Patent Troll Dingo, and Dota 2's riches. So, take it Vagattack....Take it Vagattack... ok, get ...
Jul 02, 2014•1 hr 53 min
Break off a piece of that Cha Cha Pie and dig into this week's Geek Shock. This week we explore this week's geek news including Joisey Boys, the KEO chews us out, Scoobers, America loves Kinect, Star Wars Episode: Brick, Ford's Leg, Predator Bang Bang, Readying Player One, The Two Voices of Daredevil, Red Light/Green Light Dead Rising, People vs George Lucas 2, Better Call Saul, eSports scholarships, Cha Cha Pie, UK is smarter than we are, and Selling all the games. So, beware of Pink Lady &...
Jun 25, 2014•1 hr 51 min
The Plaintiff: Society. The Defendant: Geek Shock as we make sense of geeky topics like whiney Batman, Silicon True Detective, The Amazing Spider-Delay, old folk don't get Twitch, Sonic the Movie, Harrison's Ankle, Aquaman, 12 seasons of the Walking Dead, Crowe's Roadies, Axanar, FCC fails, A Song of Bought Death, and accidently falling into a pipe penis first. So wipe off that Croatian Bear Honey, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Jun 18, 2014•1 hr 52 min
This week's Geek Shock gives you ALL the pizzas as we talk about E3, The Fault in our Stand, Tony Award faux pas, the return of Neelix hate, Rik Mayall, Full Metal Fisk, Batman tours, Ant Man troubles, Red Light/Green Light The Spin, PlayStation Powers, Game of Sopranos, Ghostbuster Anniversary celebrations, Kinect woes, George R.R. Martin's wolves and so much more. So how was the parking? It's time for a Geek Shock.
Jun 11, 2014•2 hr
Joe Whom? This and many more terrible questions are answered as we talk about Torgo's Blessed Die, Eli WE, Antichrist of a Lifetime, Nick gets Left Behind, PR is Horrible People, Stargate vs Paul, Jem, Getting Strange, Ant-Man Adrift, Star Wars Monster Casting, Choose your own Autobiography, and broken Atari games for sale. So man the torpedo ho room, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jun 04, 2014•1 hr 48 min
With all the new TV show announcements, how does one decide on what to watch? You call on the Geek Shock consultant crew, THAT'S WHO! T.F.Paul, 80's Jeff, Bonzo, and Captain Luddite throw their opinions around like yesterday's pancake batter as to what newly announced shows deserve the go ahead or the chopping block.
May 21, 2014•59 min
This week we stir the Geek Pot and talk about FantasyCon, Another Nation of Aliens, The new guy Stands, Carol Channing Tatum, Giger, Krampus 2.0, The dangers of always online, Microsoft backpedals (again), Dirty Sims, The Great Horror Campout, and the Hollywood Science Fiction Museum. So rev up that Underground Railroad, it's time for a Geek Shock!
May 14, 2014•1 hr 20 min
Don't blame us for this one. The DEVIL MADE US DO IT! On this episode of Geek Shock, we talk about Hopping on Pop, Arcade games are legal again(!), Godzilla pee, Russia's crackdown on profanity, Spider-Blah, Seth Rogan's Preacher Adventures, Hey Hey Halo, The fantastic Mole Man, Doctor Terminator, Kingpin, Goyer's Fantastic Voyage, Criterion, and You got your Satan in my Commandments! So BAN ALL THE WORDS! It's time for a Geek Shock.
May 07, 2014•1 hr 55 min
Beware the horrible mutant that is this week's Geek Shock. Bonzo is back so this week we talk about It's a small movie with your Peeps, The joys of Cunningham, The new Star Wars cast, DC venom, more Xbox shows, a Riffnado, Daredevil, Ridley Scott's Pharaoh, Kevin's Krampus, Extinction Parade, Chu's Chew, FassAssin's Creed, E.T's in the desert, The Official Extended Star Wars Universe, a slow Destiny, Amazon's HBO, and Vid Game numbers. So beware Vader's Pee, beware Geek Shock!
Apr 30, 2014•1 hr 53 min
There's a surprise inside this week's Geek Shock and another inside that one! Today we talk about Veggie Ice Cream, Cabin Fever Fever, Elder Doubtfire, Candy Crush remains the devil, Spider Slayers, You got your X-man in my Spider Man, Tiger Dragon 2, another Friday, AT&TFlix, General Mills is also the devil, Armageddon it, Fishy sex toys and Paul invents a new Horror Slasher. So check your fanny pack at the door, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 23, 2014•1 hr 56 min
It's old school Geek Shock as Just Michael makes a surprise return to Geek Shock. Also, Paul drinks the sweet iced tea which always leads to adventure as we talk about The Geek Shock Minecraft Server, POONICEF, SGU+. Timecop 2.0, Scalped, Superior, Flash Gordon, The Rocketurd, The Expanse, the Mars jelly donut, Director of the Universe, Box office vs. Math, Red Dwarf, All the Simpsons, the core of gamer aggression, and the myth of the Canadian Dentist. So leave on the shuttle light, it's time fo...
Apr 16, 2014•1 hr 45 min
Beware what lurks in the urinal in this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Geek Shock Animated, Captain Noah, The official Geek Shock Minecraft Server, Jem and the Rushed Film, Devil Blocks, the problem with Ghostbusters II, the Sinister Six, Goonies 2, Battlestar 4.0, The Last Zombie, 12 more Monkeys, the Wil Wheaton Project, Benderspink and Dreadstar, Game of Ratings, toddler Xbox hacking, and Noah's Curse. So beware the yellow mist. Beware of Geek Shock. If you are interested in joining the G...
Apr 09, 2014•1 hr 46 min
Don't say the name three times if you value your carpet or your sanity as we talk about Frankie's Tiki Room, Titanfall vs. Earth Defense Force, the return of the cupcake ATM, Wu Tang art, Gamestop tries...something, Top Gun 2, Senator prefers sales of real guns to pixelated ones, Rowling "megamovies", Lorenzo Semple Jr., Fantastic(?) Four, the joy of Chiklis, Pink Panther, the Star Wars bet, new head for Microsoft, and the Oculus Rift switch. Beware the Geek Shock, where you never know when you ...
Apr 02, 2014•1 hr 58 min
Paul's newest and greatest character is destined to be your favorite. GUARANTEED! We also talk about Rogue Toys, Infamous Second Son, Jem, Holding over a Grudge, the Toothless Dead, Sony's Powers, more Prometheus, Ghostbusters 3, the Freak Show, Gwar, the Jungle Books, the return of Creed, Titanfall 2, e-sport college, IP Judgely, Brain Beer, and classroom control Lessons. Welcome to Geek Shock, where there are no guarantees.
Mar 26, 2014•1 hr 26 min
Only two days since the last accident on this week's Geek Shock as we talk about Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social, Shadow Ops Trilogy, tonging your phone, More Smurf, Mystery Science Nat Geo, Incredible news, Jedi timeframes, super clash, the good Transformers, SYFY's new old direction, Something Remake This Way Comes, Sony VR, Wal-Mart Stop, your night in the Winchester House, The ocean below us, Kaiju Café, and revenge with the Bard. So text that tragedy, it's time for a Geek Shock!...
Mar 19, 2014•1 hr 28 min
If only there was a trained trash yeti to clean up this show. This week we talk about Kickstarter meltdowns, a BBC documentary, Tales to Astonish, Oldman's demons, Gateway, Fletch, the lost Trek episode, The Last of Us movie, WTF with patent trolls, Capcom makes it official, and poop pyramids on Everest. So drag that body down with ya, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Mar 12, 2014•1 hr 51 min
This week's Geek Shock comes wrapped in ancient rags as we talk about Bay's Birds, a mini Stand, Noah the Grey, 60 hours of Marvel, Minecraft Movie, Full Jurassic Jacket, He-man, He-man, He-Man, Heavy Metal SYFY, Sandler Pixels, Arkham Knight, Nintendo single player, Time Warner hates you, a new system of matter, and the philosophy of Razzies. So search that chicken eye, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Mar 05, 2014•2 hr 3 min
Ticktock Man! Ticktock Man! This week we talk about the return of Heroes, Baby poop sausage, a Crushing Saga, all Spidey time, Harold Ramis, Mongo the Magnificent, Constantine, Mortal Kombat, Librarians, Ticktock Man, PS4 in Japan, Console Wars, All in the Vampire Family, Turtles, and broke-ass Walking Dead comics. So sing yourself a rememberin' song, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Feb 26, 2014•1 hr 59 min
Geek Shock. Now banned in China! Of course it could have nothing to do with characters like Gapo the Clown. It could also be about subjects like Crushing Candy Saga, First Star Wars Episode VII casting, Avatar (now with more Sandler), Christopher Malcolm, self-lacing sneakers, Clone wars: The missing episodes, King's Revival, The Last Man on Earth, Widow Film, Gotham's Bullock, Paul's Early Comedy Career, Irrational no more, and ear maggots. So pull out that Flintstones macaroni, it's time for a...
Feb 19, 2014•1 hr 52 min
Life without caffeine can be a dismal thing. That is what we learn on this week's Geek Shock. We also learn about the creeping doom that is Neelix, McGruff the Criminal, Akira (Now with more characters!), Free-to-play with your wallet, a new Vision, Preacher preaches, the first Rebel, the statistics on Redshirts, A nancy boys, Ice-T Dragon, lots of New York Escaping, Amazons Killer acquisition, who's who in Gotham, Twitch puffs it's chest, DMZ, and Genes in Space. So Neelix up, it's time for a G...
Feb 13, 2014•1 hr 27 min
Blessed are the freak, for they shall inherit this week's Geek Shock as we talk about All The Gigawatts, Minecrack, Frankensteins, The Joy of Luthor, Evilest of Deads, Rankin/Bass, rise of Amazon, iZombie, Copyright Trolling, Killer instinct Jail, and cheating. So shoot that 8 ball, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Feb 05, 2014•1 hr 53 min
For He-Man's sake, don't drink the mucus of this week's Geek Shock as we talk about such awesomeness as Royal Tumble, The Werewolf Song of Forever, Beer Belly, Shell of a Ghost, Arthur King of the 6 Picture Deal, Star Wars: Rebels, New Triffids, King Kong Ping Pong Play, EVE Online gets EVEier, Saga, Robot Sex Land, The Cruise Ship of Doom, Snails of Unusual Size, and Paul hates shark guy. So take the suggestion of Harry Rose, cause the tap is running with Geek Shock!
Jan 29, 2014•1 hr 47 min
This week's geek shock takes you on a tropical voyage of horrible as we talk about geek stuffs like the future of the Werewolf Biting song, Sexy Bigfoot, 1984 (the 2014 version), King Candy, Marvel vs DC, Agent Carter, na na na na na na Batman!, Xbox/Machinima horribleness, Frogware Cthulhu, Barbarella psychedella, MMO numbers, Apple's whoopsie, Badgers and dwarf porn. So tell Danzig to put some pants on. It's time for a Geek Shock!
Jan 23, 2014•1 hr 46 min
This episode contains a Famous Paul lesson in comedy. Enter at your own risk. Then stay for our geekly discussions on Fire Squirting Mantis, Level Up Expo, Swine Flu, 47 Ronin, WWE-Flix, ICP&ACLU, the Ant Men, Magic: The Filmering, Hellblazer, Gotham High Jinx, FOX Learns, Simmer City, Baseball sucks on Xbox, Comic-Con stuffs. So, find your shower inspiration. Find your Geek Shock!
Jan 15, 2014•1 hr 57 min
Geek Shock is back and ever than ever! Geek news flows like sandpaper over your eyes as we talk about CES, Sony reveals, Michael Bay meltdowns, High Brow Cinema, Sony Now, One tasty online fee, Marvel gets its force back, Star Wars cannon, Women and box office receipts, China Consoles, a return to Twin Peaks, Pastafarianism, Apple vs NSA, Child's Play recoeds, and the coming of the Sci-Fi Hotel. So Run Run to your play button, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Jan 08, 2014•1 hr 43 min
Here it is, the last Geek Shock of the Year. We end this season with talk of Battlefield 4 chaos, Felix Silla, the joy of Airplane, Bioshock for reals, a Nakeder Gun, a Solo movie, SpiderSpiderSpider, Sandman, Sarah Targaryen, Starlight, Miramax returns, devil baby, spermbots, Fallout 4, hackbox, YouTube fallout, and Call-bots. We'll see you again in the new year. Merry Life Day.
Dec 18, 2013•1 hr 49 min
