Though we talk about The Boredoms, this Geek Shock is anything but. Thrill to the land of bad Kiss Parody! Dance to the rhythm of asteroid mining/fish gutting! Pleasure yourself to sexy tales of parking! Somewhere in there we also find room to talk about real life time travel - REALLY, Zynga board games, Evil Head, Mark moves to make Fox Marvel, Sense8, Xbox for presidency, Todd McFarlane sues Spawn, Planet of the Cloverfield, Japanese pirates walk the plank, Xbox live rewards, the streams of Ma...
Oct 03, 2012•1 hr 29 min
A grand welcome back to Kommander K and introducing Special Guest Star, Big Black (Aka the Carl fellow we've mentioned on past episodes). This week we talk about Killercon, Barbarella, The Goratorium, a Knight's Longer Tale, Neo-Ghostbusters, World War Zzzzz, The ire of comic book writers, the Cleveland Airport Superman Exhibit, and so much more. So order up your fish pie, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Sep 26, 2012•1 hr 9 min
The boys that make the noise are back with an all new Geek Shock! This week we talk about Ben Folds & Fraggles, Talk Like a Pirate Day, Transformers 4, Wonder Women from Lesbos, Dorn's got a brand new bag, MANIMAL(!), Final Fantasy XIII - WTF, President America, Movie Ninjas, Shannara, NASA's space bubble, Trek off the dark, Smallishville, WiiU, expensive briefcases, G4 no more, Artless History, Final Fantasy Four Hundred $, and time to eat the sugar, kids! So jump in feet first... I double ...
Sep 19, 2012•1 hr 44 min
A promise made good. Many of you have asked for earlier episodes of the show. Since Las Vegas weather is bordering on trecherous tonight, we have re-posted the previously unavailable, first episode of Geek Shock (back when it was still called the Couchcast). I hope you enjoy it and look forward to having you back next week for an all new Geek Shock!
Sep 12, 2012•30 min
I tried... I tried to give you an informative geek news program. And it started so well with deep discussions of the Apple/Samsung fight and what it means to be a hero in today's society. Then Paul's prayer to the Lords of Chaos was answered let slip the hounds of hell. But we did get to talk about those damn space Turtles, The Rocketeer, Para Time, AI, Mars and Axl. Welome to chaos. Welcome to Geek Shock!
Aug 29, 2012•1 hr 10 min
What is going on in this week's Geek Shock? *STAB* Ok...let's see... There seems to be Expendables 2, Getaway, Emulators, Angry Bird Day, Universal Soldier, Finn and Sawyer, 86'ed magic items, Spiderkick, Dark Tower, Gunn's Galaxy, Downey's Boo Boo, Harry Harrison, Polar Bear Zebra Herpes, Valve's Big Picture, The Un-secret Santa, Nintendo Powerless, DnD: AD, Spike Lee's Oldboy, The end of The Boys, and Showtime hates new viewers. This show seems to be innocent. But it's one more clue on my ques...
Aug 22, 2012•1 hr 19 min
Wait! Who's that I see? It's Barry and Deb back from the nether regions of Texas to join us as we talk about Star Trek Conventions, the Classic Gaming Expo, chalices, ALF, Double Hollow, Roboflop, Handball Dong, Konami hates you, Batle.hack, Hench, Bill and Ted and (?), Daredirector, Mad Max and the Word Burgers, OUYA, Gilliam's huh(?), Joe Kubert, Who's drama, the Amityville what, Q-Bert, Fapple, TV's for guns, iBook porn and why people buy it. So quickly make a Coily and get ready for a Geek S...
Aug 16, 2012•1 hr 17 min
Ach! What be floatin' in the Loch!!? You dunna' want te know! But you might want to know about Ghostbusters 3, The Bobby Bunch, Avengers 2, Pizza, Necromancer, Dini-less Bats, the fate of Daredevil, High Moon, Proof, Dark Tower, Thor 2, Prometheus 2, Dishonored casting, Think Geek's Idea Factory and the fate of Mattycollector.com. So get them fire trucks ready, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Aug 08, 2012•1 hr 22 min
Did you know that for only 16 cents a day you can give a starving Famous Paul Hostess Ho-Ho's? Or was it Whore-Ho's? No wait! It was He-Man! Or it could be any of the following: Snoop Lion, Goratorium, Meh Royale, The Claw, J. J.'s Earthquake, Scrubs 51, Fantastic Foo, Indy film, Hugo's miracle in 3D, Avengers lite, Next-men, Mattycollector, the He-Man Movie, and Mechs for the home. So give today, cause you don't want little Paul to be starved of Two-Bad.
Aug 01, 2012•1 hr 28 min
How would you rate this Geek Shock? Four stars? AC.E+? Three-and-a-half Jalapenos? Two Robot's in jail? However you rate it, it was a great and horrible week for geeks everywhere and we weigh in on the Dark Knight fallout. We also talk about Pepsi vs Coke, Chik-Fil-A vs Muppets, Orci/Kurtzman vs American literary history, Taiwan vs game breaks, AMC vs costumes, Jurassic Park 4 vs 2014, bedridden children vs Giant Voldemort, Dreamworks vs your childhood, DC vs writers, and NBC vs sexy Dracula. We...
Jul 25, 2012•1 hr 31 min
Prepare your Navel Oranges for this week's Geek Shock because the news out of Comic Con comes hard and fast (like Vlarg's mom). Captain Luddite joins us as we talk about our latest prize giveaway, Epic Scents, Dark Knight: Lights Up, Shag A Gamer, World War Zzzzz, Donald Duck Orange Juice, navels and Mandarins, Ant Men, Gozira, Soloman Kane, the Goddamn Sandman, Street Fighter: Assassin's Fist, Guardians of the Galaxy, Falcon, Harry's Horns, The Deadpool Game, Mad Hatter Men, Rango: The Ride, de...
Jul 18, 2012•1 hr 41 min
Geek Shock: Where a Geek can be a Geek! Not only do we bring you the Chuck E. Cheese lament. Not only do we introduce the THOUGHT of the spawn of 80's Jeff. We also talk about Stretch Armstrong, Smallville's Arrow, Spider-man Six, EVO (Brolylegs), THE 'MERICA, ACTA, GB3, Scarlett "Money" Johansson, Fassbender's Creed, Trek 2 reveals, Ouya, Keep 32, Ear Necklaces, You're Still Here(?): The Old Republic, ISP spying and more damned SYFY shows. So spiffy up that rat, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jul 11, 2012•1 hr 15 min
It is EPISODE 150! And to celebrate... we don't stray from the formula what so ever! But that means you get great topics like Mcdonaldland, Amazing Spider-man, Mermaids, The Book that Can't Wait, Ryanlander, Lego my League, Stormin Norman, Guardians of the Avengers, shorts, After Will, Big Hero 6, Lost Boys, Gundam, the exile of Pitbull, Marvel's (non)reboot, stank free pants and SYFY continues to confound on The Big List. Plus we announce the prize for when we hit 800 Facebook likes! So hold on...
Jul 04, 2012•1 hr 16 min
A special guest joins us as Adam Kozlowski (aka Captain Luddite) throws his snozzberry into the fray as we talk about such geek news as Stewart's Paycheck, the evolution of Nessie, Berg's Blame Game (part 2), Transylmania, This Old Earth, 80's Jeff's Secret, Guardians of the Inflatable Furniture, Ant Man Moves, Willy Wonka and the Tasteless Joke, Metal Men, Barbarella's boob tube, 3DS XL WTF BBQ, Comic Shop Heroes, and the Big List Continues. So get excited to do the backstroke and prepare for a...
Jun 27, 2012•1 hr 41 min
Are you ready for the ultimate Snaps throwdown!?! Well...keep waiting cause it ain't happenin' here, cuz. But we do throw down some sweet geekery like the Sony WaitStation, Jimmy Urine Skin, more D&D, John Carter (in three parts), slave boots, Draw Anything, Ha666ry P666er, Hero Initiatives, Borg are back, aliens frozen, Game of Georges, Snow Crash, Microsoft Surface 720, and It's a Marvel World after All. This week we give it all we've got. So does your mother! Oh, Snap! (You see it's becau...
Jun 20, 2012•1 hr 21 min
Get ready to search the vomit for rainbows! This week in geek we discuss the Ready Player One contest, Moreformers, you sunk my excuse (!), DC #0, Morevengers, another GB tease, World War Zzzzzzz, Justice League, It has two parts, 2nd Watch, the God Particle, Diablo 3 apathy, Melbourne-where the zombies live, SmartGlass, Wii U slip(?), the loss of the World's Mightiest Heroes, and to top it all off... A bacon sundae. Like YOU haven't cried at a movie trailer....
Jun 13, 2012•1 hr 22 min
Put down that beanbag and face front! E3 is upon us and we wouldn't be doing our duty if we didn't chime in but that's not all the geekery that has happened this week as we discuss Scream TV, Blatty's Blatt, Totally Blacked Out, Hell's Kitchen Nightmare, World War Zzzzzzzz, cooking your penis for others, Go green (or go home green), Stuff you already bought: Phase 1, Who's 50th, Star Wars: Deadwood, and Ready Flux Capacitor One! So set the saucepan heat to medium, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jun 06, 2012•1 hr 19 min
Warning: There are thing is this episode that you do NOT want to visualize. But, if you can make your way past the Ghost Whores you will find a cornucopia of Geek News like the Slap & Tickle, the Yardsale, The G.I. Joe Sequel (now in glorious 3D), Lobo's Journey to Mysterious Island 2, Mother May I Sleep With Clarice, Iron Man 3 Budgets, The Dark Knight Returns (to animation), the fall of Big Huge, Shadow of the Colossus, Diablo 3, Super Street Bundle, Comic-con zombies, more ads in games, a...
May 30, 2012•1 hr 22 min
Hopefully the problems with this episode have been fixed (Thank you, Thomas). It's an oldie, but goodie. This week we share with you the most horrible, fantastic, free, offensive, enlightening game known to man. Ladies and gents may we present.... CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!
May 23, 2012•55 min
Watch where you put your feet in this ghastly episode of Geek Shock where we talk about geek happenings like Stinkor Week, Zed Events, Dark Berry, the evils of adoption, rape toast, upcoming TV shows, Mayan Calendars, Hiccupops, Diablo 3, more government DVD intrusion, and the Big List continues with SYFY reality shows. So drink that toilet wine and prepare for a Geek Shock!
May 16, 2012•1 hr 26 min
Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron's one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish vs AMC, Kick Ass 2, and the Big List continues as we explore pitches of SYFY scripted shows. So bring along your heroin addict, it's time for a Geek Shoc...
May 09, 2012•1 hr 31 min
This episode we speak of Jury Duty, Dark Shadows, The Raven, The Three Stooges, Angry Birds Land, Cruise Helsing, Romita's Record, Fringe con vs con vs pro, Obi's arrest, Lucasland, lotsa Hulk , Gaimen Disney, Poltergeist 201X, Comic-con Exclusive Toys, the Avengers, Dredd, Adam Sessler's G4 departure and we continue our SYFY Big List. So drop your pants at the Goodwill, it's time for a Geek Shock!
May 02, 2012•1 hr 35 min
Nothing beats the heat like Godfather on Ice! This week we talk about Kiss Mini-Golf, King's Island, Hulk Dush, Crown Crust Pizza, Saw Boat, Axe Cop, Gambitious, Kenny vs Spenny, cell carriers, Lobo, Super Boob Ball, Amazon tax and The Big List makes it's triumphant return as SYFY announces it's new "offerings". Get ready to get scared by a door; it's Geek Shock!
Apr 25, 2012•1 hr 31 min
Oh, God help us! Paul is drinking sweet tea again and you get all the "benefits". Plus Fact-Check Andy takes a seat at the couch to weigh in on this week's geekery such as Monsterpalooza 2012, Arizona, Jersey Comics, BTW, Resident Jacket, Mr Toad's Wild Film, Need For Seed, Thief of Thieves, Halo 4, Joyland, abandoned amusement parks, Trooper Gump, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Gamestopped, Plastic Galaxy, Moon's Olympiad appearance, Titanic profits, Sin City 2, and falling game numbers. So give that...
Apr 18, 2012•1 hr 16 min
This is what we get when we watch an episode of Wondershowzen before we record. You (and your families) have been warned. NSFW WTF BBQ! It starts with yogurt. Nuff Said! But we also talk about geeky things like I Can Has Reality Show(?), not your Springfield, more Game, less violence, Get Along Gang, less Mandarin, Robogeddon, The ship that almost was, Mummy madness, ME3:Ex, Golden poo, He-Man DC, John Romero, and National Comics. So give your praise to Space Jesus! It's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 11, 2012•1 hr 19 min
Today we "crack" the mystery of Virgin Boy Eggs (if you have to ask, then you NEED to listen). We also delve into the Supercheck, Triplets, the real D&D, Geek & Sundry, Barker's babies, more Burgundy, companion 7, Amazon Primed for PS3, the nature of DLC, Arizona is being dumb again, Sega stripped, Wii U-less, people read books (dammit), the joys of Allan, and the O.C.T. So tell your brother to pee in the pot, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 04, 2012•1 hr 30 min
Oh, we love to stir the nerd-rage pot, don't we? It's even better when Michael Bay makes our job easier. That's not the only thing that might send you into a tizzy. We also talk about the Spider that almost was, the Facebook bill, tweet theater, Mass Effect 3.1, The Hobbit, Hemlock Grove, Super-whaaaa(?), Mistborn, Carrie (3,4,..5?), the Rize of the D, Clerks Animated 2.0 and Soul Calibur 5. Just say "Yay" to "Bay"!
Mar 28, 2012•1 hr 11 min
Geek Shock is a wholesome Mom and Pop operation. If you don't believe us, just look at our box art. And while you are at it, listen in as we talk about Mass Affectation, Batman Live in the US, Blood Urine Man, TAMT, Wu-Farm Clan, John Carter FTL, Diablo III, Michael Dorn, Game Law, IP Pirates, cross dressing grandpa, Creepshow 3, and the number of Dead. So get ready to pop. It's time for Geek Shock!
Mar 21, 2012•1 hr 30 min
Take a good look into your mirrored ceiling and look deep into your geeked out soul. This week my cause some serious introspection as we talk about John Carter, George Reith, Michael's Pail Kids, Porkin' Donuts, SW:TO Freepublic, Mammoth Park, Chronicle(s), Peter Molyneux, the Dark Tower returns, Braveheart 227, suicidal time-travelers, Diablo plays nice, 3DS FTW, Marvel Super-comics, the Running of the Rascals, the return of the Griswalds, Ultimate Marvel Marathon, Drone-o-cop, Double Fine's Ad...
Mar 14, 2012•1 hr 23 min
Rango, FTW. WTF. Geek Shock is back and that is where you will find the wonderful cupcakes directly from the Famous Paul. Beware of strange machines that offer goodness/badness. Also look out for New Pac-Man cartoons, Revolution's Creed, Mass Effect 3, Nosy job offers, Harry Pottbox, Rango, 99 Stories, Outerra, Ultimate Tak Ball, Bender FTW, Cupcake ATM (God Help Us), auto-corrects, fights on Boardwalk, McRibster, Balder's Gate (?), Kim Fields, NASA, and meth/comics addiction. So scratch that sc...
Mar 07, 2012•1 hr 30 min
