Ludmilla and Mumm-Ra in the same show? We also talk about The Manos: Hands of Fate Novel, Gaming Mill, MovieBob, Quantum Break, the Pinball Hall of Fame, Three's Company Two, a loss of Inhumans, FilmStruck for your buck, RDJ vs Spider-Man vs Ludmilla, a new companion, Ecto-Cooler, The Hasbro Cinematic Universe gets interesting, Guy Hamilton, Crackle n Snatch, EVE Online-The TV show, and a visit to the Pit of Ultimate Evil. So blow out your wraps, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Apr 27, 2016•1 hr 55 min
More Chaos! More Geek Shock! This week We talk about VR Porn in Vegas Hotels, That Darn Squid God, Paul watches Man of Steel, Fatty Rabbit Hole: The Game, Boys II Men, Hemlock Holmes, DC Animated, 13th Floor, Far Cry: Primal, Robert E. Howard, Bridge to Terabithia, Degrassi: Next Class, All the Avatars, The Defenders, Jurassic World 2, Good Omens, Happy City, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, A few Good Men Live, Greg Grunberg, Alf, and Interactive Twilight Zone. It's time for a Stay-cation. It's ti...
Apr 21, 2016•1 hr 42 min
We cater to all your theremin and Marlee Matlin needs as we talk about SYFY takes a dive, Back to Battlefront, the joy of Porkins, Suicide Squad reshoots, Alien Strip Club, The Galaxy Quest that could have been, Starman, Sharknado 4, Mythbusters sharks the jump, Sony/Marvel crossover, The Boys go Cinemax, Fishbone, Faces of Death, Dark Star, Cloak and Dagger, Misfits, Death Note, Doctor Sleep, Watership Down, Cell, a Bib for Tuna, and the final nail in the PS2. So pork your Grunberg, it's time f...
Apr 13, 2016•1 hr 52 min
All you need is a pair of wheels...OR MORE, DAMMIT! This week we spoiler talk lots about Batman v Superman. We also talk about Fact-Check Andy Golf, Disneyland, More Force Awakens Theories, Nobody cares about Tarzan, Watership Down v Plague Day, Magicians, Walking Dead hoopla, Deathgasm, The Killing Joke, St. Elmo's Fire, and the sexual proclivities of Cobra. So shine that face, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Apr 06, 2016•1 hr 34 min
We were horrible children with horrible songs. We also talk about Batman v Superman, The One Book We Would Give All The World, Joker's True Identity, Return the Tapes, McCartney of the Caribbean, Redder Mars, Redder Gambit, Jacob's Ladder Action Thriller, Ready Player One, God Particle, Torgo v names, The Blacker Cauldron, Return to Tut, Killer Klowns Kontinues, Howard Lovecraft and Performing in Red Face. So sing along, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Mar 30, 2016•1 hr 49 min
This episode anoints its spines with venomous spittle as we talk about Spankathon, Comic-Con Parking, Daredevil v Punisher, Wizard World, The fates of Just Michael and Dr. Vlarg, Geek Shock: The Vidyagame, Star Trek: the Concert, Gaming Mill and bad dates, Indiana Jones 5 gets worse, Crow gets worse, Lobo movie, Deadpool numbers, Toonz, Maniac, and Sonic the Breasthog. Geek Shock... Sometimes it works.
Mar 23, 2016•1 hr 30 min
Bee Nipples! We also talk about Indiana Jones 5, Cannonball Run, The Joy of Deadwood, Peanuts, Cons, Toys Toys Toys, Fictfact, Book Recommendations, Werewolf Breasts, Fanfic, Red Mars, Bum Balls, True Skin, Turn of the Screw, One Night in Bangkok, Coloring Books, and Oxygen Deprived Astronaut Bill Reed. So get augmented, It's time for a Geek Shock!
Mar 16, 2016•1 hr 30 min
Wonder Twin Powers Activate. Shape of this week's show where we talk about Sandman Sleeps, Gods of Egypt, Venom for Venom, Failing upward, Tony and Gary Hutzel, SYFY's Aftermath, Ian McFriday, The Terror, Scalped to TV, Rabid redone, Genocidal Organ, IDW's Deviations, 12 Monkeys, Vegas Pizza, Gaming Mill, Hap & Leonard, Ghostbusters and the Secret of the Wonder Twins. Get Gleeked, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Mar 09, 2016•1 hr 34 min
We're gonna find it, you guys! We are also gonna talk about Casting the Geek Shock TV Show, Galaxy Quest, The Magicians, Count Kingpin, Captain Nemo, The D&D Movie, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Jean-Claude Van Johnson, Pacific Rim 2, The Dark Tower, Iron Fist, A Wrinkle in Time, Roger Corman and... Deer Devil. Dammit. So figure out your bit, it's time for a Geek Shock! If you want to join the Scoops Minecraft Server, email comments@uglycouchshow.com or message Torgo on Twitter @MasterTorgo...
Mar 02, 2016•1 hr 32 min
Your #1 source of skin tag jewelry as we talk about Street Fighter 5, Brit Mags, Scoops Minecraft, Deadpool woes, Racism, Ludmilla, the Origin of Gaming Mill, Activision Crush, Old R Logan, Batman v Superman, Supergirl, Poutine, and Andy's New DVD Series. So check those nooks for cats, it's time for a Geek Shock. If you want to join the Scoops Minecraft Server, email comments@uglycouchshow.com or message Torgo on Twitter @MasterTorgo
Feb 24, 2016•1 hr 34 min
Andy returns! Now, about that sister... We also talk about Deadpool, Mothra's Agent, Console Wars, Firecrotch, Red Letter Media, Venture Brothers, Scoops Minecraft, Master & Kommander 2016, Deathgasm, Turbo Kid, More Fanfic, Gaming Mill's Top 3, What we lost in the Star Wars Extended Universe, Player One Podcast, Chrontendo, Death House, Bruce Campbell News, Justice League Action, Batman v Superman worries, Red Light/Green light, and Andy's Sister. So plug that Volcano, it's time for a Geek ...
Feb 17, 2016•1 hr 35 min
Let this be a warning to any Geek Shock member who misses a show... I just....I can't.... We also talk about Adam Cesare and Zero Lives Remaining, Bone Tomahawk, Flash, Pokémon, X-Com, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Gaming Mill Watches Pixels, more Fanfic (For Fat Check Dandy), Z, NASA Gets Screwed, More Saw, 20,000 Leagues Under the Singer, More Deadpool, Bryan Fuller and Trek, the loss of GameTrailers and much more. So beware the car seat baloney, it's time for a Geek Shock! If you want to join the Sc...
Feb 10, 2016•1 hr 36 min
What is a group of Tattoo artists called? This week, we reheat our revenge as we talk about He-Man benefits , More Force Thoughts, Star Trek: The Experience Documentary, More Fanfic, Senators vs technology, Ghost React, Tattoo suit, Labyrinth II, Revival bumps Stand, Stretch Armstrong, X-Files and the return of Red Light/Green Light. So, put those kids to bed, it's time for a Geek Shock! If you want to join the Scoops Minecraft Server, email comments@uglycouchshow.com or message Torgo on Twitter...
Feb 03, 2016•1 hr 33 min
This episode comes in layers as we talk about X-Files, Porn Conventions, McG vs Paul, Sword of Doom, more Geek Shock FanFic, Exorcist: the Series, DC re-numbers (again), Secret Wars (Again), McChocolate Potatoes, Moffat leaves Who, Altered Carbon, the Power of Grayskull and more. So get ready for some He-Man, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jan 27, 2016•1 hr 33 min
This week Geek Shock stays with you whether you're haunted or not as we talk about Superman Lives, Murder She Wrote, Just Because 3, Billy's Monsters, Geek Shock Fanfic, X-Haunted, Godfatehr Epic, A Series of Unfortunate Harris, Brad Fuller, Blair Rakeskin, Robo-Stooges, Scary Stories to tell in the Dark, SBB, Voqha, Murder Solver, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Kiss Me First, One Strange Rock and a visit from Mumm-Ra. So wet your belly, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jan 20, 2016•1 hr 35 min
Sizzlean needs her $40 and we need to talk about Rambo and Mr. T cartoons, The Ball Show, Geek Shock Fan Fic, Not so Amazing Spider-Man, Kylo Ren, Just Cause 3, Terraria, Playboy Mansion for sale (with bonus), they want Lucas, Let's Play, John Cena, Fruitvale Panther, Class, The Fireman, Angus Scrimm, Tales from the Crypt, Miller Maxed Out, Deadwood's conclusion, and VR coasters. So strap on your VR helmet and grab your $40, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jan 13, 2016•1 hr 34 min
This episode puts it's foot in the butter as we talk about Hateful Eight, Scrod, how to play Code Name (I think), Reboots and Sequels, British Panto, Coherence, Gaming Mill, Finn/Poe lovin, New Indiana Jones, The Voice of Fett, Voltron, RoboSteelskin, Fortunately the milk and Paul's Teste Slip. So tighten up that dance belt, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Jan 06, 2016•1 hr 29 min
The last Shock of the year! This week we talk about your Star Wars Emails, Sealab 2020, Hateful 8, Convergence, Mob of the Dead, Knight Rider Heroes, Hasbro: The Movie, two player card games, The Expanse, Sadako vs Kayako, Fallout Addiction, Taskmaster, War of the Worlds, and Lemmy. So roll out the confetti, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Dec 30, 2015•1 hr 33 min
(Star Wars spoilers from 55:20 onward) Merry Christmas, Shock Monkeys! The Professor and Doctor Vlarg join us on this Merry Philosophical episode as we talk about Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Jeffiroth's awesome gifts, Jelly Bean Terror Poker, Should show authors expect viewers to have seen the source material, Bad guys, Glengarry Glen-Stewart, Batman v Superman, Morals v Anarchy, and sending Andy out into the cold. So saber up! it's time for a Geek Shock.
Dec 23, 2015•1 hr 34 min
If you want to know about Star Trek: The Experience, this is your cast. Members of the Trek Time Station reunite to talk theme park stories. Hear booming voice of Professor Biggs! Hear Kommander K before he was Kommander! Hear the joys of Barry and Deb! Plus news of the day, back in the day. This cast has not been available for over 5 years...until now... Be sure to get your copy of Christmapus by clicking here!...
Dec 16, 2015•56 min
The Force Awakens, but Paul does not! Beware the bubbles this week as we talk about fandom opinions, Dark Star, Cheese Sandwich, Jessica Jones, Chaos on the Bridge, Fallout 4, Golan Globus, Doctor Who, Mortal Kombat X, Kojima shirked, Dirty Dancing, The Mummy, NOS4A2, Red Mars, Star Wars: The Marathon Awakens and the return of Mumm-Ra. So, look out Shock Monkeys, it's a mummy... A MUMMY?!
Dec 09, 2015•1 hr 37 min
This episode we get saddle sore as we talk about our geek gift guide, the Joy of Rambo, Die Hard Towers, Gogol Bordello, MST3K, more Tomb Raider, Backtears, Riddick, His Dark Materials, Transformers, and more. So sniff that saddle, it's time for a Geek Shock! Get Your Copy of Christmapus by Clicking Here!
Dec 02, 2015•1 hr 36 min
This episode is solid dick as we talk about a defense of Gotham, StarCraft speculation, Color vs Lightspeed, Childhood's End, more Marvel-style universes, the joys of BeeeeeeOhhh, Hobbit issues, Captain EO, Billy Mitchell in court, MST3K's Day, Lost in Netflix, Jessica Jones, Okja, Illuminae, Tremors TV, The Witcher and Stan Lee's Strip Club. So get your EO, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Nov 25, 2015•1 hr 53 min
Prepare to have your funny bone tested as Paul PERFORMS THE INTERNET! We also talk about Bob and David, The Waking of Alan, the joys of Gotham, Electric Boogaloo, Improv rules, Jokes by Kids, Scary Disney Rides, Alien: The Renaming, Memento-but BETTER!, MST3K moves forward, The End Train to television and so much more! So identify the plant, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Nov 18, 2015•1 hr 37 min
All the tastes you're not expecting. We also talk about Fallout 4, The Doubleclicks, Spring, VV Comic Book Festival, Secret Wars, Spectre, Hipsters, Life Coaching, Andy gets a new catchphrase, The Babadook, MST3K Kickstarter, the woes of Lovecraft, Call of Duty Avengers style, and all sorts of tangential randomness. So eat those bananas and cream, it's time for a Geek Shock! Wonderful Maple Leaf Matt theme by Sam Heffernan.
Nov 11, 2015•1 hr 31 min
The pyramid you've all been waiting for returns; Mumm-Ra Joins us this episode! We also talk about Halo/Pepsi Woes (More!), Bridge od Spies, Star Wars EU, Aliens woes, Van Wickerman, Six Billion Dollars more, New Star Trek...at a price, Greatest American Hero, Amazing Stories, Air France gets Star Wars before you do and questions for the Great Everliving. So eat those yummies, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Nov 04, 2015•1 hr 39 min
A gift from us to you this Halloween season, courtesy of Geek Shock: The stand alone version of Monster Balls
Oct 28, 2015•3 min
Happy Halloween! We have a special spooktacular gift for your Halloween party! We also talk about Halo Woes, Torgo's run for president, Church of Bacon, Gaming Mill Music, Sebastian's Vader, Supergirl, Cruel TV Intentions, Severed Limb Collecting, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Expense Reports, Kingsman 2, Vladimir Vader, Bond Opinions, Vegas Bathrooms, and Meat Swords. How do you deal with a werewolf? Listen to this important Geek Shock!
Oct 28, 2015•1 hr 35 min
Hide your Boba Fett as this week we talk about Back to the Future Anniversary, Transformers Devastation, Alan Wake, Red Oaks, Slash Hack, Hansel and Gretel 2, Ten Commandments redux, more Annabelle, More Die Hard, Hellfire Legion, Y watch this show, Emails, and derpy Teela. So wet your Fett, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Oct 21, 2015•1 hr 34 min
It's not the sauce, but how long you smoke it! This week we talk about Friending Unfriended, Flash, Name of the Kvothe, Splinter of the Minds Eye, Jindal's idiocy, Expendables 4, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Justice League Dark, Z-men, Time Bandits TV, Dino-Riders, The Woods, Werewolf Noir, PS4 cuts, Voice Actors Strike, Far Cry Primal, Ubisoftland, Mass Effect Land, and Sci-Fi Frys. So crash that spaceship, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Oct 14, 2015•1 hr 42 min
