GLAPPY - (adj.). The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn't really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the 'meh' that you care for). i.e."I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn't like it, I'll probably never get to see another one in the theater." Today the Geek Shock crew add another important word to your geek vernacular. We also talk about the drudgery of the reboot, Taymor's triumph, TF4, Pee Wee xxx, Twisted M...
Feb 22, 2012•1 hr 13 min
This week's Geek Shock is a culinary delight as we marvel at all the things that Paul has put into his mouth. We also talk about The River, Comic Book Men, The Walking Dead, Lillyhammer, Ultimate Dog Tease, Pizza Hut engagements, Warner Bros. owns everything, Whitney Houston, Double Fine's Kickstarter, Doctor Trek, a lot of Simpsons, space19992099, Smallville season 11, Ghost rider and Gary Freidrich, China, and the Sci-Fi Center. So take a bite of that bull penis! It's time for a geek shock.
Feb 15, 2012•1 hr 22 min
Time to punch in your nerd card, cause this week the geek goes deep. WE explore this week's geek news to depths hitherto unploombed. So deep I don't even know what that last sentence means.. so join us as we put our things down, flip it, and reverse it on topics like Musical McFly, Galactic Dance Off, Kiss (good and meh), the Simpsothon, Diablo III, Fourkiller, coma Clive, and musings on a new Trek TV series. Roll up them pants. It's Geek Shock!
Feb 08, 2012•1 hr 16 min
It's exciting day when we can give you Geek Shock with no impediment. But we have various mouth babies to talk about such as Madison Land, Virgin Girl Sweat Spray, Absolutely Anything, Super Fun Night, Nine Inch Snuff Film, V/H/S, X-Men: Second Class, Alcatraz, Marvel Next, Piratism, Twitter Felonies, Shazam, Nintendont, E3 hardware, ESA, and Star Wars: Underworld ep.1. So plug up that wall, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Feb 01, 2012•1 hr 17 min
Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us once again as we traipse through the high-tech bathrooms of the geek news world. Waffle lovers may alter their opinions at any time during the show (pro or con). God help us, it’s Geek Shock!
Jan 25, 2012•1 hr 18 min
This is it! Barry's final Geek Shock episode and the gang is all here to cheer him on (i.e. ridicule him) and wish him well (lulz). Plus there a grip of Geek news out there...eventually... so join us in sending off the lady-haired freak. You'll laugh so hard you'll cough up your cancer!
Jan 19, 2012•1 hr 27 min
This year, make sure you put out the cheese or else the Coaster Gremlin will do his horrible business. In the meantime we have horrible business to attend to such as talking about ShEvil Dead, Akria costs too much, Dark Vador Burgers, more Marvel TV, Starwars: Underpants, D&D5, my little pony corrections, Kinect for Windows, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, Sopa app, Diablo III , and the Vita's vitals. Beware the Gremlin and beware this episode of Geek Shock!
Jan 11, 2012•1 hr 9 min
It's a new year and we're a man down, but geek news waits for no one. We have Alien sex brothels and Fandom Menace (Nerdsy Shore) to talk about as well as a slew of many other geeky things. Woe to you, oh earth and sea, for it is a human number: 01111110. (Well...a logic number anyway)
Jan 04, 2012•1 hr 17 min
Professor Biggs joins us as we talk ebout the best Geek stuff of 2011. Foulness Ensues.
Dec 28, 2011•1 hr 59 min
Paul! Paul! He's a maniac. And Legos have nothing to do with it. Maybe it was the death of his beloved horse. Or his beloved fox. Either way, this week we talk about Brave dealings, Wolverine's man in jail, the anti-taser sabre, Lego maniacs, the end of the Pond, Guterson's gutter, GB3-1, Skyrim, Shatner, Sony, SOPA, Louis CK's experiment, and Foo quake. So protect your horses, it's time for a Geek Shock!
Dec 21, 2011•1 hr 4 min
Do you like butter? Sure we all do! Well...maybe not after this week's....episode. We also go into Stan's Annihilator, hours of White Knight, Psycho II.0, Who's got game (Jeff apparently), Jerry Robinson, Myth-busted, Thor 2 (director 0), MW3+, Aja's Horns, Oh, no! Kenny has 0 HP, AFRTS, Zhang zaps cancer, Paul whacks cancer, and Norway eats all the butter. Brace yourself, friends. For this over the top episode of Geek Shock!
Dec 14, 2011•1 hr 11 min
Drop in for news on our big giveaway, then its pleasure and pain. Pleasure and Pain. It's a fine line and we cross both sides in abundance. This week we speak of Hanson Beer, Akria Reboots, Ayer shows us his little friend, in space "naturally", the return of the bugs, Kepler's children, Potter goes west, Jaws goes away, the Dead tramples the rest, Blu-Ray: The Hands of Fate, Avengers vs. X-men v. Paul, American Red Boss, Robo-Kahn, and anti-piracy piracy. I call shenanigans! It's Geek Shock!
Dec 07, 2011•1 hr 8 min
You didn't ask to see Paul's talent. You didn't ask to hear about Kommander K's rubber-band marks. You didn't ask to hear Torgo fail at reading. But you receive all that and more in spades on this week's episode. You also hear about more Spidey-Musical stuff, Hasbro and their movie decisions, the Partybear, Battle Royal(e), Captain Jack's rescue, Breaking Brains: Part 1, the Walking Cover-up, Old Murder House, Google Mini-Maps, Dark Orbit's rake-in, more zombies than ever, Madder Maxes, and Skyr...
Dec 01, 2011•1 hr 9 min
80's Jeff - GONE! Dr. Vlarg - M.I.A.! That leaves four on the couch in a big week of news including, Rocky(Sings!), Quarter-Muncher: The Movie, Ender's Game Begins, A Boost for Gold, Star Wars: The Exhibit(This time w/science!), Puppets return to TV, Pirates in Parliament, Powers redux, AKA: Marvel on TV, Munsters (Funny?), The Protect-IP/Stop Internet Piracy Act, Skyrim+, The loss of Anne, AMC is Thunderstruck, extra Dex, and DCU: onwards and upwards. All this and Captain JaneLewis on this week...
Nov 23, 2011•1 hr 10 min
We lost Torgo to Skyrim that's not a reason why we can't carry on. Besides, we don't think he's showered so... perhaps it's for the best. But carry on we shall as we talk about Tron Porn, Stan Lee, PETA vs. Nintendo, Another Dark that has been turned off, Doctor Whaaaaaaa(?), Bacon Maple Ale, Deadly Kei, YetiYetiYeti, Asteroid: the brother picture, Tewwt Land, 'Hey that's my bike' list, Games of Thrones, Zynga is run by pricks, broken Steam, no more Flashing, the cutting of Bruce, more (or less)...
Nov 16, 2011•1 hr 6 min
This is the week we lose Torgo to Skyrim so we'd better get the geek news while the gettin's good like the shell game, ArKay, the Italian Gelpen, mondo Whopper, flying the boobie skies, Oz 2.0, crap movies, the amazing Serkis, more Horror Story, NYC tunnels, up your DC, Modern Warfare 3, Lego my Lego Universe, Rockband 4, DC U free, Segel's Goonie Labyrinth, Rose Madder, Harold & Kumar, plus Balloons. Will Barry succumb to Torgo's plea for Warhammer? Will Deb assist in the nefarious scheme? ...
Nov 09, 2011•1 hr 15 min
We are taking this week off, but it doesn't mean we are leaving you in the lurch. You survived another Halloween, but can you survive the funny that is the Best of Geek Shock? We shall see, true believer. We will be back next week with an all new Geek Shock. Specal thank you to Anthony Barnaby for his Best of Geek Shock Youtube channel. You rock, man.
Nov 02, 2011•1 hr 8 min
When the small man tells you that he can weave all that straw into gold, READ THE FINE PRINT. On today's Geek Shock, the Famous Paul weaves a children's tale full of wonder while Barry looks on shaking his head in hatred. 80's Jeff violently defends Chuck. Kommander K gives up Pac-Man for camels. And Master Torgo contemplates ending his financial well being through the magic of Games Workshop. Plus the usual musing over the geek news of the week. And by usual I mean downright disgusting.
Oct 26, 2011•1 hr 11 min
Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us in our weekly geek discussions and if you haven't seen Matt and Paul in the same room, then you need to get out to the Onyx Theater on Monday nights. They're livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks. Apologies to Jim Steinman. And to you faithful listener. Prepare yourself for some funny s**t.
Oct 19, 2011•1 hr 11 min
For all the great news we had last week, we have an equal amount of S**ty news this week. But we will make it through, true believer. Not only do we cover the week in geek but our old pal returns for another edition of "Ask Chain-y". You asked for it. Dammit.
Oct 12, 2011•1 hr 14 min
Another Newberry award winning Geek Shock has joined the frey and competes for your scholastic dollars. In this wonderful return to form we talk about Power-Con/Thundercon, maggots, banned books, Simpson trouble, the new 52, and much more. So get off of your fused butt and get ready for a Geek Shock.
Oct 05, 2011•1 hr 11 min
It's time to throw our usual format out to the Battle Cat as we bring you our look back at the surprisingly good summer of movies. Plus the long fan-awaited return of ask Mumm-Ra. Hold on to your socks children as we return to the Pyramid of Ultimate Evil.
Sep 21, 2011•53 min
Now normally we don't cow tow to politics on the geekfest known as Geek Shock, but when Dick Cheney (voiced by the famous Paul) descends on the show like a 22 year old vampire with the Downs, then you know it's gotta be good. That's not all! You also get Ghostbusters UK, Top Gun 3D, Josephine smith 3D, Spielberg vs Lucas, Creature, bookflix, pentagon star, Descent of Thrones, Wii zzzz, Hannibal, Bucky Larson, the Gamestop tablet, 40 first Saints, Steambox, video game history, and more. So hide y...
Sep 14, 2011•1 hr 12 min
Here is Yeti another Geek Shock for year geek listening enjoyment. MT, 80's J, TFP, KK & JM at at it Yeti again giving you all the big(foot) news you can handle like YETI, the fried cheese melt, the secret stash, YETI, the Walking Dead, beating the Bear, Fudge, YETI, crocomonster, Game Stop goes Apple, Starz out, fake meat, YETI, Free-Trek, Penny Arcade, and more Star Wars Blu-Ray madness. So Sasquatch your teeth into that. That.... didn't make sense.
Sep 07, 2011•1 hr 17 min
Despite the labeling, this is turns out to be a News You Don't Give a Sh*t About extravaganza. Sure. It seems fine at first, but as you strip away the layers, the ugly truth about this weeks geekdom comes out. I blame the cricket. Luckily, Barry has a pamphlet...
Sep 01, 2011•1 hr 19 min
What I'm saying is.... your mother should never listen to this episode. No kidding. Or your boss. Significant other. For the not easily offended, have at it as we (horribly) tell you all the geekiest news out there in what seems to be the foulest way ever. We talk about Conan, Onan, Oraface, art, the old captain, the Swedish sensation, paper mache, free Stanford, iSprint, the law and Quake, Bladerunning, Clive Barker's butt-hole, dueling Pixars, more tower, Rapture for reals, lazy criminals, sol...
Aug 24, 2011•1 hr 19 min
The Gods have abandoned us (just like comedy has abandoned Paul) but that won't stop the best (and worst) of Geek News from ploping out of your speakers. We start with the Star Trek convention and it's only downhill from there folks as we talk about Terminator 5, Battleship, tent-poles, a Song of Theft and E-bay, a Lonelier Ranger, Powers, Star Wars funds a nation, Eureka, the Fired Dead, Stand for football, and the REAL, Real World. Hide your papoose, it's time for a Geek Shock.
Aug 17, 2011•1 hr 17 min
Just when Paul returns to us, Barry and Michael are MIA (leading to a lot of speculation). But the core of the speculation is on this week's Geek News like Sparepants, K has the time of his life, Tux, the Marvel Mystery Movies, starstuff, and another thing Vonnegut, Syfuny, more starstuff, SETI Alpha 2, gold for guns, madder men, pandas, dragon plugs, borderlands, blizmoney, Jeff's gamefly commercial, and so much more. So grab your girl (you know, the one with the lips and eyebrows) and geek out...
Aug 10, 2011•1 hr 17 min
Poor Paul has caught the nerd flu from the Comic-Con he didn't go to. The silence allows us to get through a lot of geek news... We begin... Barry put down that MP3 player!....
Aug 03, 2011•1 hr 13 min
This week we talk about San Diego Comic-Con. And then we talk about Comic-Con. The we talk about Con. Then Paul says something about He-Man. Then more Con.
Jul 27, 2011•1 hr 11 min
