Look, this one gets weird. We talk about everything from the gay straightness of the Kentucky Derby, racing horse or porn star, etymology of “hung like a horse,” the comparative size of animal penises, how porn star dicks aren’t real, and bronies. In this episode: News- 2:05 || Main Topic (Horses)- 13:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:52 Join Patreon to get access to the bonus segment for this episode, which is Fucking Dan talking about that one guy that got fucked to death by a horse. Bonus segm...
May 06, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 226
Caitlyn Jenner. Bulges and tucking. Peeing standing up. Topping when trans. Crossdressers.com . “The surgery.” Richard Dawkins. We ask special guest Sarah Ray all the things you’re not supposed to ask a trans person. In this episode: News- 3:18 || Main Topic (Transgender)- 16:54 || Guest (Sarah Ray)- 19:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:14:50 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan asks Sarah "a doozy of a question." Sign up for bonus content at patreon.com/gayishpodcast ....
Apr 29, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 225
Socks can be a fetish, clean-up tool, FTM packer, puppet, and a way to prove you're not gay. Yes, this is our most sockual episode yet. In this episode: News- 1:10 || Main Topic (Socks)- 16:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:43 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan tells us about Socks the Cat. Join for more sockful content at patreon.com/gayishpodcast .
Apr 22, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 224
Mike & Kyle listen to a few of the submissions we loved from the news theme song contest, including the winner!
Apr 21, 2021•12 min•Ep. 223
Why is iced coffee a gay stereotype? Also, coffee gays from history, coffee news from ChristianPost.com, decaf coffee guilt, and São Paulo. In this episode: News- 4:25 || Main Topic (Coffee)- 17:45 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:11:00 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about his experience ingesting coffee non-mouthily the morning before recording.
Apr 15, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 222
HAPPY FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO US! Mike and Kyle celebrate with a livestream and foreplay. In this episode: News- 3:57 || Main Topic (Foreplay)- 22:01 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:01 On Monday's Patreon segment, Fucking Dan talks about the after-play to complement your 'fore-play. Get access at patreon.com/gayishpodcast .
Apr 08, 2021•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 221
Are you a Republican't or a Republican? We talk about LGBT Republicans, and Mike tries not to yell while Kyle tries to keep the peace. In this episode: News- 1:40 || Main Topic (Republicans)- 17:40 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:25:33 Thank you to Kevin Henderson for requesting this topic! If you want to help produce an episode of Gayish, sign up as a Gap Bridger on our Patreon, www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.
Apr 01, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 220
“Things had to get really bad before they got worse.” Race car driver, trans activist, and Ninja Warrior champion Charlie Martin shares her very personal experience of transitioning (and thriving) in the male-dominated world of auto racing. Plus, Mike and Kyle try their best to remember to talk about racing. In this episode: News- 1:53 || Main Topic (Auto Racing)- 17:39 || Guest (Charlie Martin)- 23:18 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:21:05 For bonus episodes and segments, join us at patreon.com/gayis...
Mar 25, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 219
What’s the truth behind scissoring? Do all people achieve the goal that scissoring has to give? What’s the sound of two vulvas rubbing together? In this episode: News- 1:17 || Main Topic (Scissoring)- 14:08 || Guests (Bad Queers)- 15:35 || Gayest & Straightest- 55:14 For bonus content, support us at patreon.com/gayishpodcast !
Mar 18, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 218
What do Mike’s ex-wife and Nick Jonas have in common? They both get jealous. (To be fair, it’s their right to be hellish.) Thanks to our Patreon Gap Bridgers for voting on this topic. In this episode: News- 5:30 || Main Topic (Jealousy)- 17:38 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:42 On Monday’s Patreon bonus segment, Fucking Dan administers a jealously quiz to Mike and Kyle to see where their jealousy line is when in a relationship.
Mar 11, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 217
Butterflies can be a million things, like named after poop, a big ol' bottom, Kylie Jenner's love language, a good (or bad?) trans metaphor, a super lesbian Hong Kong film, or a song that DJ AM raps in. No matter what, we know LeVar Burton is down. 🤜🦋 In this episode: News- 9:50 || Main Topic (Butterflies)- 20:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:15:06 Get weekly bonus segments and monthly bonus episodes at patreon.com/gayishpodcast ....
Mar 04, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 216
The stereotype of the limp-wristed faggot goes back to the Romans (no, for real), and it’s one example of how gay men are trained to hate themselves from a young age. We get surprisingly personal when we talk about our experience with limp wrists. In this episode: News- 8:58 || Main Topic (Limp Wrists)- 21:05 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:13:43 Coming soon on the Patreon bonus segment, Fucking Dan swerves on us and talks about queercore metal bands. Oh, and he cries. Get bonus segments every week f...
Feb 25, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 215
Our most drool-worthy episode yet! In this episode: News- 1:24 || Main Topic (Backwards Hats)- 13:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:22 I'll be honest. The bonus segment (coming soon) is just gonna be us talking about hot guys with backwards hats. Get this and more bonus content at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.
Feb 18, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 214
This episode will be known only as the originator of the Rough Fuck Me Daddy Bouquet. And what more reason do you need to listen? In this episode: News- 1:29 || Main Topic (Florists)- 12:03 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:10 On Monday's bonus segment, Dan shares floral-inspired gay history about Hibiscus and The Cockettes. Bonus content at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.
Feb 11, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 213
Tattoos are sexy, and so is this episode. We have surprising gatya about gay men’s opinion of guys with tattoos, the meaning of biohazard tattoos, and insight from Reddit user PM_ME_UR_GAY_COCK. In this episode: News- 3:00 || Main Topic (Tattoos)- 14:04 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:03:43 On Monday, Fucking Dan shares the meaning behind tattoos, including the forearm one Kyle wants.
Feb 04, 2021•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 212
Are vacuums gay? We figure out if there’s truth to Mike’s personal gay stereotype by talking about vacuum fucking, the division of household chores, a vacuum coming out story, and vacuum-based sex toys. In this episode: News- 1:12 || Main Topic (Vacuums)- 13:56 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:10:15
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 211
Total tops. Oral tops. Short tops. Poor tops. Lesbian tops. Stone tops. Mike’s topness. Timid turtle tops. There are so many different tops inside this episode! In this episode: News- 1:17 || Main Topic (Tops)- 18:12 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:06:22 And coming on Monday, Fucking Dan's bonus segment featuring tip top top tips from his top tops! www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 210
Here’s the deal. We both like musicals. We really like musicals. But we’re not, like, super all about them. We talked about musicals. And sing some. And talk about how gay they are. Look, we did our best, okay? Also, stick around ’til the end for a trailer of our brand new podcast, Have A Nice Gay! In this episode: News- 3:35 || Main Topic (Musicals)- 25:08 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:05 Learn more about and subscribe to Have A Nice Gay: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ha...
Jan 14, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 209
THIS IS NOT AN INTERVENTION. Drinking issues are pervasive in the gay community, and Mike and Kyle explore them with special guest Davey Wavey, who has never had a drink in his life. BUT THIS IS NOT AN INTERVENTION. In this episode: News- 2:07 || Main Topic (Sobriety)- 11:15 || Guest (Davey Wavey)- 26:15 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:08:03 On Monday's Patreon bonus segment, more with Davey Wavey, who called this segment more interesting than the regular episode.
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 208
Mike and Kyle celebrate New Years with our UK listeners! In this episode: News- 7:27 || Main Topic (New Years)- 22:09 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:18:55
Jan 03, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 207
Mike fucks up, there’s a gayta throw down, and we have legit famous people on. This episode IS special! BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon join us to talk about Drag Race fans, drag as an art form, intolerance within the LGBTQ+ community, and The Jinkx and Dela Holiday Special, available on now on Hulu or jinkxanddela.com . In this episode: News- 1:39 || Main Topic (Holiday Specials)- 10:43 || Guests (BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon)- 24:41 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:02:08 Gayish is a weekly podcast ...
Dec 23, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 206
You are not alone in feeling alone. Whether it’s not dating, having no roommates, being socially isolated, or general gay singleness, we talk about all the ways gays are experiencing aloneness. And why it’s important to talk about. In this episode: News- 2:18 || Main Topic (Alone)- 13:19 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:27:26 On Monday, Fucking Dan's Patreon bonus segment sheds some like on solo polyamory and how it's not the paradox you might think it is.
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 205
Do you at least LIKE Lucy? The boys are joined by Drew Mackie and Glen Lakin from the podcast Gayest Episode Ever to talk about sitcoms. From the old classics like Golden Girls and Cheers, to the new Saved by the Bell, we take a look at the lasting impact sitcoms have had on television, gay culture, and our hearts. In this episode: News- 4:29 || Main Topic (Sitcoms)- 17:44 || Guests (Gayest Episode Ever)- 30:25 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:09:51 More with Gayest Episode Ever will be posted on Mond...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 204
We blame you, Gap Bridgers, for this episode. Our genuine discussion of hunting leads to conversations about daddy issues, Pink Pistols, lesbian bars, and farms. In this episode: News- 2:08 || Main Topic (Hunting)- 15:49 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:17:02 On Monday, Patreon members will get to hear(?) our weird segment about gay porn hunting. Join at www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 203
Chosen Family is important to LGBTQ people year-round, but especially during holidays like Thanksgiving. We invite the guys from the podcast Minoritea Report to join our chosen family this episode. In this episode: News- 2:11 || Main Topic (Chosen Family)- 13:13 || Guests (Minoritea Report)- 20:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:04 For ad-free episodes a day early, visit www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 202
Welcome to Splash Mountain! It’s time for bukkakes! Featuring the most uncomfortable Mike has ever been on a Momsplaining. Thank you to Patreon member Keith Zeller for requesting this topic. In this episode: News- 1:27 || Main Topic (Bukkake)- 16:14 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:29 For more info on the Gap Bridger tier, where one of the benefits is selecting your own episode topic, go to patreon.com/gayishpodcast .
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 201
It’s our 200th Episode Reunion Special with a Mike and Kyle Q&A, fun announcements, and special guests like Davey Wavey, Pup Amp, Ma Johnson, and many more! In this episode: Welcome & Surprises- 1:30 || Main Topic (Q&A, Announcements & Guests)- 10:21 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:40:05 See the new Patreon benefits and tiers we announced during the episode at patreon.com/gayishpodcast .
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 200
Lisa Rinna has lost it. Dorinda is disgusting. No one likes Lisa Vanderpump. We get into some hot, juicy goss, but in a way that you don’t have to know the deets of reality TV or the Real Housewives of Cityname to understand. Guest David Yontef from the podcast Behind the Velvet Rope joins us to dish on the stereotypes. In this episode: News- 3:37 || Main Topic (Reality TV)- 17:00 || Guest (David Yontef)- 25:10 || Gayest & Straightest- 56:12 To get some dish that was too hot for the regular epis...
Nov 06, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 199
Mike and Kyle talk/drink their anxieties/innuendos on the night of the 2020 U.S. presidential election in what turns out to be a not-so-shrinked Shrinkage.
Nov 04, 2020•1 hr•Ep. 198
The gayest city in Florida. The Florida man (but make it gay). Florida’s importance in the US presidential election. Top surgery. These are some of the many exciting, Florida-specific topics Mike and Kyle talk about on this swing-worthy episode. In this episode: News- 1:31 || Main Topic (Florida)- 19:30 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:26 On Monday, Fucking Dan will tell us about the horrifying Purple Pamphlet that was put out by the government in Florida. www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast....
Oct 29, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 197
