Gayish: 044 Clip Show
Our interview with Mary Berry, the time we tried noseblasting, and the hookup that almost destroyed the podcast. These are just some of the highlights from Gayish in 2017.

Our interview with Mary Berry, the time we tried noseblasting, and the hookup that almost destroyed the podcast. These are just some of the highlights from Gayish in 2017.
We introduce a new segment, “Momsplaining with Ma Johnson.” Plus, which sex toy did Mike use incorrectly and end in a messy puddle on the ground?
All that glitters isn’t so gold these day, so suck my cod, Smash Mouth.
Mike and Kyle talk about the phenomenon of g0ys, why “preferences” are really just racism, and we learn Mike definitely does not speak Hebrew.
We look at fisting from every angle: fisting by the numbers, fisting for dummies, fisting laws in Australia, and fisting stories. (Yes, that covers 100% of the angles.) Our audio got weird during Mike’s story about Double Dick Dude, but it only lasts for a few minutes. We apologize to Mr. Dude.
Let’s talk about our body image issues and then cry for long enough to get slim, sleek tear ducts!
A very special Thanksgiving episode, filled with laughter, Two-Spirit, gay pilgrim orgies, horrifying deaths, and more laughter! Thank you to all of our listeners, but especially the effeminate ones.
Kyle gets blasphemous when we have a gay priest on to talk about the intersection of religion and sexuality. Guest: Joseph Peters-Mathews.
We’ve crunched the numbers, and Vermont is a unique state for one reason. Send a link to this podcast to your Vermont-residing friends, and ask them if REM really is on TV.
Mike explains why ghosts are more likely to be queer in this episode that is supposed to be about LGBTQ ghosts. However a word cloud of the transcript of the episode suggests it’s actually about ‘like’, ‘f— you’, and ‘dan’, in that order.
We’re splitting up! We take the OutKast approach to this episode and let you dive head-first deep inside our gay minds to hear what we think as we attend our (straight) friends’ wedding. Special guests: Matt Eaton and Carly Dykes.
It’s time for butt stuff, y’all!
Kyle’s coming out didn’t go so well. Plus, things not to do when someone comes out to you. Celebrate National Coming Out Day (October 11) with us!
Mike and Kyle get butch AF when they reveal whether or not they watch straight porn in yet another hard-hitting, potentially award-winning episode of Gayish.
We must be tired female monarchs because, in this episode, Mike and Kyle are drag queens! Special guest: Honey Bucket.
Why do trans people get murdered more than cis-gendered people?
As a tribute to My Favorite Murder, Mike and Kyle get into some gay homo-cide. Mike recounts the Trick or Treat murder, and Kyle covers the serial killer known as The Wolf Man of London, aka Michael Lupo. Stay gayish, and dont get murdered!
What starts as a lighthearted review of a gay video game, Dream Daddy, turns into the realization that Mike and Kyle are manipulative, are partially sociopathic, and shouldn’t have friends or relationships. Watch us playing Dream Daddy by searching “gayish podcast” on YouTube, and play Dream Daddy for yourself at dreamdaddy.biz.
Its not gay if you never learn his name. Mike and Kyle explore the ups and downs of gay hookup apps like Scruff and Grindr.
Mike and Kyle know nothing about boxing, yet these two gay dudes sophisticatingly anal-yze the Mayweather vs. McGregor fight. That’s why we bring in reinforcements in the form of Mike’s least good brother, Murph Johnson.
Mike and Kyle try to figure out if their gayness is caused by something otherworldly.
Why are there no out gay players in the MLB? And are high-fives gay or straight? We turn baseball terms into dirty gay sex acts as we try to talk about a sport we don’t know about.
Dolphins and bonobos and bestiality, oh my!
Can periods be genderless? And more importantly, can society accept those who don’t adhere to conventional gender norms? Guests Zipporah Jarmon and Michelle Janayea, co-owners of Pyramid Seven, share the role clothes, underwear, and periods have played in their lives.
Do you know Sia’s sexual orientation? Or who k.d. lang is? Or the song ‘Ur So Gay’? Just admit it. You need this, or you’ll be in treble. Special thanks to Charlie Finn for our new theme song. More info about the music in this episode available at GayishPodcast.com/index.php/music.
Mike and Kyle share stories that blur the lines of consent.
A non-stop thrill ride of underwear-related facts, stories, and observations. Apologies in advance to anyone who likes Jesus.
Is Andrew Garfield gay? Does Andrew Garfield hate gay people? Is Andrew Garfield a sexy AIDS time traveler? Are all these questions indefensible click-bate? Listen to find out! You won’t believe minute 21!
Are there gay Mormons? Our friend Derek Flora fills us in on the honest, and sometimes naked (literally), truth of what it was like growing up gay and Mormon.
Why are Subarus associated with lesbians? We delve into the world of LGBT marketing. Plus, Mike says smart things about current events while Kyle tries to say the word Obergeflet.