It's a Kiki with Johnny McGee. Gonna spill all the tea. All my LGBTS. You're in love. Cause Johnny the government is gay. Yes, fine. Hello everyone and welcome to Gay as Fuck. I am Mr. Johnny McGovern. He who is? Well, honey, it's been a difficult week. More on that at the end of the show because things are rough. We're going to just focus on what something we love. Britney Spears, because there's a lot of shit going on with her. So it is an all Britney edition
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and of course I'm talking about. Britney Spears is on a rampage. Did you say I was on a rampage? It seems like you are perhaps on a bit of a rampage. Oh. No, not again. Yes, again. Well, things started off a little bit fun. I got a clip sent to me by listener Whitney as a dude Long time podcast Fran, and it was quite amusing. It's Britney in a Jeep driving into I guess the wilderness of California to go horseback riding. And there's a lot to unpack in this clip, so let's take a
listen. Poor. People, what are we doing today? We're going horse riding and we're going up these windy hills and we're all just kind of like, where is this going now? We see a white school bus that's kind of sharp. That's a really sharp. Nina, can I talk like you now? Yes, please. It's really sharp. It's very, very sharp. And we got a little louder. That is very sharp. A white school bus. I've never seen a white school bus that's kind of loud, very loud. Oh, wow. It keeps going.
This is real vineyards. It feels like a vineyard. It is a vineyard. I eat to the motherfucker men. Yeah, I eat to the motherfucker men. OK, Yeah, This keep going. We'll fall in. Those people right there. I've never seen a Jeep with a back end, right. They put like that, a series like camping gear, you know what I mean? Let's go camping gear 100%. That's cool. I've never have you guys been camping before. My sister did on a TV show and they bathed her in the jungle.
Oh shit, she said bathe me because I'm like stuck in the jungle and I miss my kids. Oh, cater to me, little bitch. Now, what will we do in the jungle? Spiders. I don't like spiders. I'd be peeing in the bushes and Nina would like these things. You can't do that. You're going to get a vagina rash. Don't do that, Brittany. You're going to get hurt. You're going to get a baby booty rash. I've got to go get her ointment for her booty. That's true.
And Dylan would be like, Nina, I'm so sorry. We've ran out of wine. We've ran out of all the wine and we're fucked. We're going to have to like, you know, we'd never run out and then we'd be calling Kate and get us a helicopter to get out of there. We went a helicopter right now. Get us out of here and land us in Cuba. So much to unpack in that clip. Unpack like suitcases. OK, so Brittany's in the Jeep with her British assistant and Cade cock suck her gay agent and
they're going to ride horses. I guess somewhere in Calabasas, Northern California, somewhere. I mean, this looks like, you know, just outside of LA, she's going up some kind of mountain Rd. So she does her classic British accent. You know, we love that she's with her assistant, who's British on the thing. She says I love Tucky, my class, my assistant. She's British. And then she's talking about being in the jungle and in the caption and in the video she
says. I want to be a little bitch and get a bath in the jungle like my sis. I roll emoji. I roll emoji. I roll emoji. Shrug emoji. Shrug emoji. Shrug emoji. So I guess there's still hard feelings between her and her sis. Now they are driving in this Jeep and interestingly enough, the windshield of this Jeep is cracked. Which is strange because I guess this is the same Jeep that also this week. Britney was seen in this G wagon and that's what it is.
It's AG wagon crouching in the passenger seat being driven around by the gardener, AKA ex felon, who's supposedly her ex-boyfriend. But they have been hanging around a lot more, who I believe was the gardener? Mr. Richard Solis in LA. And this was the same day after Britney settled with her dad. And there's been some controversy about that because it seemed like Rosengart. Remember her lawyer, Mr. Rosengart?
She was wanting to sue her dad for all of the harm he inflicted upon her, and he was still trying to get her to pay his legal bills, etcetera. Now, the New York Times says more than two years after a judge ended the conservatorship that had given Mr. Spears control of his pop star daughter's life. Remember, he always said, oh. Yeah, I'm Britney Spears. But now he only has one leg.
Britney Spears and her father has settled their outstanding legal dispute over the payment of his legal fills and his management of her finances. There was millions and hundreds of thousands of dollars that went fudged. The terms of the settlement were not disclosed in court filings made by both parties. But the two sides had been at odds over the size of Mr. Spears, legal fees, 2 million, and questions about his oversight of her money.
I need 100,000 from my office, Mr. Spears. 13 year long. That's so long. Conservatorship began in 2008, blah blah blah over it. We know he'd been seeking court approval for 2 million in fees to multiple law firms that he had hired in that capacity. 2 million in fucking fees. He also sought payment of his current lawyer's ongoing bill. Why? 'Cause I don't have. No money. Now, everybody always thought Matthew S Rosengart was the hero.
But of course the Brittany Army now thinks that he's part of the conspiracy because she settled. Mr. Rosengart argued that in particular, his client should not have to pay her father's current legal bill. A sorting. In court papers, the Mr. Spears had had paid himself 6,000,000 Wow. And engaged in financial misconduct during his tenure. Never forget Evil Lou. Evil Lou Taylor, the one who got the conservatorship started. She got paid a lot. Mr. Spears was denying and
wrongdoing. Now Weitengart Weingarten said he could not discuss the terms of the settlement because they're confidential. But he agreed that they had resolved all the outstanding issues and in a statement he said that her wish for freedom is now truly complete as she desired. Her freedom now includes that she will no longer need or attend or be involved with the
court in this matter. Then of course, Jamie Spears, lawyer, said Jamie loves his daughter very much and would love nothing more than reconcile and be a family again. He's only ever acted in Britney's best interests. You know, they were supposed to have a trial, and it's because Brittany's paid more than 30 million in fees to dozens of law firms over the course of the conservatorship. Are we wondering why her net worth was only 60 million?
That's why, though, Rosengart says everything is hunky Dory, Brittany posted on her own feed, which I think her Instagram has now of course been what? Delighted. Yes, deleted. But she said on the day that that happened. I was actually. Right about the nerve. Damage in my back. I have to get acupuncture every day of my life. Now, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. Words and thinking too. Hard. Make it worse. People only knew how I've had to crawl.
To my own door one time. My family hurt me. There's been no justice. And there probably never will be. The people who sat and did, absolutely. Nothing when they did that for. Months are smooth sailing the way I was brought up. I was always taught the formative of right and wrong. But the very two? People who brought me up with that. Method hurt me. I'm so lucky. To be here. It's funny because of this. Very day. I haven't told them face to face.
I'll text through IG but honestly believe I will not be so safe if I ever did go face to face so. Exclamation. Point exclamation point, exclamation point. The child in me knows they'd be destroyed and that's basically it. I do miss my home. In Louisiana. And I wish I could visit, but they took. Everything. And who can blame her for being
fucking angry? Now on that same day she was in what I think is the G wagon that we saw her with Kade Coxsuck and the British assistant who we'll call Clarabel, which had a big crack during the horse riding journey in the windshield. And of course there was coverage of that. And it's it's the where they said that Britney was seen with who? Well, the gardener sweetie. That's right. Her in quotes ex-boyfriend who seems like he's her current boyfriend and felon.
Former felon. Not that there's anything wrong with being a felon. I mean people get into a lot of shit, but he's OK. He is 1. Maybe not the best for a rich millionaire lady to be dating the felon gardener, but we. Know what? Brittany likes to do. What do you like to do? Pussy shy with the help. Yes. She loves to show people who work for her her pussy. And I guess the gardener was like, you know what? Yeah, fuck yeah, man. I'm going to take my shot.
And so they started dating. Now people have said they broke up. He's not in her life anymore, but she showed up in her G wagon being driven with him, and people started, of course, taking pictures of her and she started slouching in the seat. And then there was the report that she kicked the windshield and cracked it. Now I I feel. Like, that is bullshit. Because you know how difficult it is to kick the windshield Britney was and and break it. Britney was in bare feet.
OK, so she does have her foot up on the cracked windshield, but as we saw in the video with the horseback riding, we don't know how what the difference of time is between these videos. The windshield's cracked in that one too. So I think it just was the fact that she had her foot up and on where the windshield was cracked. But everybody's saying she was so full of rage, she cracked the windshield. But she was definitely with Richard Solis, baby. She loves Rough trade.
Yes, I did. I love them rough. Now Speaking of non rough trade, Brittany has settled her divorce with Sam Iscari, so I guess they will not be getting back together and if everything's to be believed, Sam Iscari secretly fucking Charlize Theron. But that's just a blind item, though we wish it was true. Brittany will keep miscellaneous jewelry and other personal items, as well as earrings she made. Oh, earrings. I thought, like, well, that she's going to keep the earrings
she made. Who cares, as well as earnings she made before, after, and after their marriage. Before, during, and after their marriage, The court docs state there's additional property assets that'll be divided according to their prenup. I mean, she must have had a pretty ironclad prenup with him. Now there were reports that she allegedly cheated on him. Maybe with the gardener? And abused him. I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I can definitely imagine her like throwing shit at him and smacking him across the face. I can't you. What? I I can't. It is sort of in your nature. But fuck, ET Johnny. I'm gonna beat the shit out of it. Hey, Britney, stop it. Now of course, there's also been more stories about Britney and there people are saying she's broke, she's going broke, She's going broke, She's going broke. It seems like it'd be quite hard to go broke, even if you're only in quotes.
A 60 millionaire, that's still a lot of money. And it's not like she doesn't have money coming in. She got 25,000,000 for the woman in me. And so she'll at least keep 7 million of that after all the fees and taxes and people, you know, payouts. And then she gets 25% of the profits from Woman in Me, which sold 2 million copies, which is a lot of books. But people are saying she's spending too much on five star hotels and private jets. She should keep her eye on the
private jets. I mean, how much? Money. Could she be spending? I mean, you really have to work hard to spend that kind of money. I think people are just once again being being haters now. She did write a very bizarre post that said. Just to let people know, the news is fake. Most of the picks. Are body double S? And I think I. Know that. And I think most would know that. Exclamation point. Exclamation point, Exclamation point. I would like to respect at this time for people to.
Understand. I'm getting stronger every day. Truth sucks. So someone can teach me how to lie? Goddesses out there, I'm reaching my higher power. And furthermore, I hope you guys are too. I need to do toothbrush right now. I roll. I roll. Crying, Laughing Monkey Hiding Eyes. Champagne. Exclamation point. Exclamation point. PSI. Need an espresso. Red Rose. Red Rose. Red Rose. Red Rose.
Or is that Maria River Red PSS? I'm not sure why I feel the need to share this I. Guess I'm just a girl and all my periods on bitchy shit shit emoji. And with this, she had a picture of a very handsome man. Is this supposed to be like a? But the face looks a lot like Britney. So is this supposed to be like a male shirtless version of Britney? We don't know. Now here's where the harder, more a little bit upsetting news comes in.
Because, well, just last night, Brittany was reportedly escorted out of where? The Chateau MO MO honey just 5 minutes from my house. Early Thursday morning, following what some outlets are reporting as a mental health crisis. Emergency services received a call at 12:42 AM with the reports of an adult female injured. At 1:00 AM, an ambulance arrived on the premises. I can confirm no one was transported, said a source. Services left the scene at 1:17 AM. The Police Department were not
called. Britney and Mr. Solis reportedly arrived to the hotel around 11:00 PM where they partied and drank before a huge physical altercation which Britney may have hurt her leg. Britney was screaming and out of control in the hallway of her suite, several guests thinking she was having a breakdown so they called the paramedics.
The picture has Britney barefooted, with a blanket on and maybe just a bikini top and baby shorts hugging a pillow, being escorted out of the hotel by two large security type men. Supposedly, a woman named Brittany's description was harassing and threatening hotel employees and guests. They deserved that. They were looking at me. I bet they were. I bet they were looking at you. Sweetie, I'm so sorry. Now we're getting TMZ has a picture of Mr. Solis. Paul Felice is his name and the
look is a rough trade. Tat sleeves, not like handsome ish body regular giving kind of a dad bod vibe. And look here we have a dad bod so we can relate. The paramedics arrived at 12:40. They made contact with Brittany, who was walking out of the hotel with a pillow and blanket wrapped around her. She'd clearly been crying. Oh God, she did not get into the ambulance. Ended up leaving with her security and without Paul because Paul was already waiting at home, I guess.
Jeez, Louise, girl, girl, you know you better watch out. We've said it here so many times, Brittany. Just start the only fans and cash the fuck and you can make so much money. And then we don't have to hear any stories about you going broke. Because you'll be rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, richer than ever. You can tell everybody to fuck, right? Off good. All right. So what do we know about Paul
Richard Solis? Luckily, U.S. magazine also had the same question and they say here's what to know about Britney Spears boyfriend Paul Richard Solis. Spears and Solis met when he was hired to do maintenance tasks around her home in 2022. At the time, Spears was still married to husband Sam Iscari. When did Britney and Paul start dating? While an exact timeline is unclear, Spears and Solis are believed to have started seeing each other around the time of her split from Mascari around.
Or maybe in the pool house was Sam was sleeping. An. Exclusive chat with Us Weekly in September, Solis called Spears a phenomenal woman. What did he say? She's a very good positive, very good person. And he also referred to Sam as a
great guy. Solis has a criminal background that includes charges for multiple misdemeanors, including disturbing the peace, child endangerment, and driving without a license, including the felonies for possessions of controlled substances for sale and possession of a firearm. Honey Solis, who's also a father, I mean, she loves someone with a lot of kids, noted that he wasn't really worried about his ongoing criminal case and thought it'd
be ended up being dismissed. He's also currently enrolled in court ordered anger management classes. Well, as we saw at the Chateau Marmont, those anger management classes might even need to be stepped. Up to a couple times. Awake in an ongoing case, he was arrested in December 2020 for possession of a firearm by a felon and unlawful possession of ammunition. He pleaded no contents contest and was sentenced to two years
probation and 90 days in jail. After he was released, Lee started working for Spears. They're not a security check for Miss Britney Spears. Yeah, I tell him. Security check and find me the roughest riders you can 'cause I love the danger. Solis, who works as a licensed contractor, wants to clear up his public image. Thank goodness I'm not a bad dude. I understand that things have been said about me in the past and I have a criminal record. I get it.
I'm a working man. I own my own business. I do license contracting technique tile and I eat Britney Spears pussy, man. Things are going great for me. Supposedly he was fired when Britney's team found out they were sleeping together, but then he came back in the picture when Britney. Fired all of her team that fired him. And supposedly, Sam Ascari learned that Brittany was cheating on him via security camera footage. Ouch. I knew I should have taken out the security cameras in the pool
house. Solis revealed he has a handful of children, and not only that, but Spearce has met them. She's great with them and they like her. Hi Cads, What's up? And your daddy's a hot fuck. He is supposedly spending two to three nights a week at her house and the other nights when they're at the Chateau Montmont together. Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl.
You know what? Entertain yourself, I guess, until you have a huge fight at the Chateau Momma and the police are called and that doesn't look good. But I guess we don't care what you things look like, right? Now fuck it. OK, we just want the best for you, sweetie. Now what does Jamie Lynn think about Britney calling her a little? Bitch in the jungle getting a bath.
Well, she has brushed it off. Sources say Jamie Lynn is only worried about Britney's well-being, so she's actually fine with all the smack Britney fires off on social media because every comment is a sign that Brit is still alive. That is so condescending now. Jessica Simpson was quoted by Page Six as to having some advice for Britney. Page 6, says Jessica Simpson says it's easy to blow money on vacation as Britney Spears drains $60 million estate on
getaways you can blow. Your money on vacation if you're not. Careful, but memories are worth more. Well, it's easy when you're a billionaire, sweetie. Now. Britney's Instagram was deleted, but the Daily Mail says there are. The reasons behind it are
understandable. And supposedly it's Britney shut off her Instagram account temporarily to take a break and spend time with her friends after settling the legal battle with her father, Jamie. She did was in what was in her best interest to be done with him forever and she couldn't be happier. And luckily they say this. No one is fearing for Brittany and she is far from going broke. Yes, she needs to curb her private jet usage, but she's far from going broke. This is inaccurate.
Now what is going on with Brittany and the kids? Because this two ungrateful little shits, Justin and own little sheds shed. Sean Preston, 18, and Jayden, 17, moved to Hawaii with their father last year and have basically cut off contact with their mom now, U.S. magazine says. Sean. Preston and Jayden are at the age where they're busy with school friends and trying to adjust to their new life. Plus they haven't had a bond with their mom since they were
very young, an insider explains. Ouch. Despite not being on the best of terms, Spears is working on strengthening her bond with her sons, and the effort is not gonna noticed. Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent, tells us that the communication between the pop star and the boys has improved from what it was before they relocated to Hawaii. I do think it's a positive sign, he says. Spears is wanting to see her sons and a topic of daily conversation since she misses
her kids immensely. Poor lady, I wonder if she's fucking the gardener to fuck the pain away now, Jayden was quoted as saying. I think this was on Australian 60 Minutes. I mean, what a betrayal when you and your dad go on Australian 60 Minutes of all places, he said. I think Mama's struggle of giving us both attention and showing us equal love and I don't think she showed enough to Preston and I feel really bad for that.
Wow. We've been through so much pressure in the past that this is our safe place now. To process all the emotional traumas we've been through and to heal, heal our mental state if I complain. She went through my she went after my brother, I feel guilty, so I'm there for him. Mom has treated me better. Wow, we wow, we wow. There's an expose on Brittany's vacations and why they're so expensive. Let's see if there's any truth to any of this.
Dumois broke down what Brittany was spending on her vacations, and that some of the vacations were up to $1,000,000 each. That is a lot. Now, First off, she's taking a private jet from LA to French Polynesia or Hawaii and back, and that definitely cost in the neighborhood of 500,000. That's a lot, but where does the rest come in?
Supposedly in her paradise, places that she goes, the cost is 15,000 a night for 10 nights in a row, which adds up fast and nobody comps her because she's a liability. Oh God, that sucks. Sources say the rooms are trash. They all reek a smoke. She doesn't let housekeeping in for a long stretch of this time. Shorter A ton of room service so no one will comp her. I mean, that's that's true. I love to smoke in a fancy hotel.
She's with the new sleazy guy, really bad to the staff and other guests, him and her maybe it's his influence, Staff said. She goes a lot and has been nicer before now. Supposedly Brittany cannot really go broke because there are certain trusts that she can't access, so she's not in danger of hitting zero. But if she doesn't have money coming in, then she could blow through a lot of the cash.
Now, another weird thing that happened is Britney did a dump of photos that included a motivational quote, a diagram of a woman's neck, and a photo of a horse and she wrote. Wonderful dump of photos and videos as my dog shits on us all. Have a nice day. Folks, but in that group of photos was also the picture. And I'm sure everybody has seen it with Justin Bieber in the green hat supposedly crying. Now that is. I mean that's a whole nother story.
Another person who's probably been abused and is dealing with a lot of trauma, Justin Bieber, I guess Britney is relating. I mean she did not. She did not mention it but I guess we can guess. We can guess. She relates, she relates also going back to that video with Brittany in both the G Wagon with Kade Cock Suck and The G Wagon with Richard Dick Solis, we're going to call him. Brittany was wearing an old school pair of what I think are Gucci sunglasses with a white on the outside.
I mean, we've seen those sunglasses before, so we know. She keeps her sunglasses. And that is everything going on in the world of Brittany this week. So all we can say is good luck, sweetie. I mean, look, if you want to go on vacations and enjoy yourself and spend all your money, do it. You spent 13 years not allowed to smoke cigarettes, fuck, have fun or do anything. So who knows how long we'll be around in this world. Just enjoy yourself. And that means spending
$1,000,000 on vacation. If you got it. You got it, girl, I would want to. I'd want to do that too. I want to spend. I want to live at The Four Seasons. OK, that's very expensive. And a suite at The Four Seasons. That's real. Expensive. So just do it. Go and do whatever and don't listen to any fucking other person. Fuck Dick Solis. Tell your kids. To go fuck off. Go on vacation. Throw the middle finger up to that little bitch. Jamie Lynn, you've suffered enough.
We love you. Well, like I said at the beginning of the show, it has been a very difficult week because we found out this week that my long time muse drag diva, my first signature gay pimp drag diva who was in the soccer practice video looking cute, feeling cute video, gayest of all time video was on tour with me was my sister. Someone I loved very much passed away. This week. I'm talking about Coco Aviance.
Now. Don't be like the person in the comment who's like, are you talking about Kevin Ambience? No, she's also from the House of Ambience. And she was a star, a beautiful star, someone who was one of the most incredible performers I've ever seen, had so much charisma. Probably the best drag queen I'd ever, I've ever seen in my life. And obviously, I've seen a lot. Someone who I've often thought back. And God, God, I wish when she was in her peak drag form that had been Drag Race.
Because this bitch, what I want it. In fact, she was so good that I often dreamed that she might return to drag just to get on Drag Race, to become the star that she deserved to be. Anyone who's ever seen her perform or known her, known what a Kiki she was. What a light. What a glamour puss.
Just incredible. She was on Broadway in the show Waitress later on and toured with the touring company of The Little Mermaid, and we all had a lot of high hopes for whatever she wanted to do she could do because she was just so talented. I'll be putting together a a memorial tribute in full, featuring people talking about stories about her to celebrate her life on this feed in the
coming weeks. And of course I've posted clips and stuff on my Instagram. But for my immediate reaction and some deep and personal memories about Coco, me and Erica have recorded something over at patreon.com/gifts of All time. And you can hear that there. I'm gonna miss her and I love her and you can enjoy some of her greatest performances online. I would recommend searching Coco with like a bump on YouTube.
It's the performance she did with me in my Dirty 18 Pop Superstar show in God 2002. Honey, she was at the peak for drag powers, kicking, splitting, flipping, lip syncing. Just hilarious. I love her and I always will love you, Coco. And I love all of you. And I'll see you next time. I'm gay as fuck. Bye baby KOA. It's probably I'm working at the. Club. I've done so many people fall in love when I will buy and stop and stare. At a bitch. Don't throw me shame, Miss Honey. I don't care.
Let DJ's playing my favorite song. I want to dance. I want you all that long, but Mama needs a baby. I learn something. You got to give it up. See, I have everything. Yes, all that. I need diamond spurs and raisins to bring me things. Lots of jewelry and free drinks and pretty things. But it's like I'm on the dance floor. And there's one thing I need from you, Coco with like, a bomb. Now you might be the man for me. She's good and have lots of candy. She wants to play.
I need to get it. Treat me justly. Nadid is playing my favorite song. I want to dance. I wish you all that long. But Mama needs. Something I love. Something you got to give it up. See, I have everything. Yes, all that. I need diamond spurs and raisements to bring me things. Lots of jewelry and free drinks and pretty things. But it's like I'm on the dance floor and there's one thing I need from you, Coco with like, a bomb. I really need a bump right now. I'm joking.
I'm going through it. How can you say you don't have a bump? I just thought you do want feel the fucking bumps, bitch. If you want a bump, you'll have to walk. Work it. Miss thing. Walk presents. Caring. Work it. Miss thing, walk presents caring. Work it. Miss thing. Glamour guess her game. Glamour guess her game. Glamour guess. Her game. And I'm going to come get it if you don't fucking give it to me, cunt.